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Meh. Koturday. It's nothing to CROW about.
>>48038247>It's nothing to CROW about.
>You know, Anon, Koturday doesn't have to end just because the day is over>What if I told you there was a way to have Koturday EVERY day?
>>48038257Ocelomeh already have Taco Tuesdays to themselves.
Chesh isn't funny.
>>48038257That's okay, I'm more of a dog person.
Hmm, if you think about it, Hakutakus are basically just cows right? Fluffy cows. They're basically just yaks, more or less. I'm gonna go find an old Hakutaku hag and climb on her back and ride her like the central asians ride actual yaks.
>>48038267But is she cute?
>>48038267Yes, she is.>>48038286Also, yes.
>>48038278God I want to eat out Haku-sensei so damn bad.I don't know why of all girls she specifically makes me want to do this specific thing, but she does. Doubly so if she calls me a good boy.
>>48038286she is cat
Very tall wight with a big booty.Lady Dimitrescu type of wight
>>48038310>Miss Wight's mansion is full of treasure.>But no Anon to share all that booty with.Many such cases.
>>48038318That's doesn't seem safe. She needs to start investing.
>>48038267tsun tsun
>>48038327>Growing her already bloated bootyI don't think that's even possible.
>>48038267She is very helpful though.
>POV: 5 seconds into a ghoul attack
>>48038368Her place is under my office desk. The pay is good. She can start today.
>>48038377>Miss Ghoul was a CPA before she died.>As soon as she hears "pay is good" she immediately knuckles down and begins negotiating.>It's like you're dealing with a demon.>A demon who wants to suck your dick 24/7 and seems intent on getting that into the employment contract.
>>48038441Now I want to marry her.
>>48038361Pal is lucky to be blessed with Purple Relic.
>>48038528A pretty good relic too. Guides him to more treasure. Will randomly scavenge items while traveling. Provides some cold resistance too.
>>48038377Imagine thinking you can control a ghoul.Boy, you're getting dragged to her crypt and "eaten". Just pray she doesn't have sisters that are violent lovers. Or do if you're into that kind of thing.
>>48038527
What's fun about ghouls is that they initially don't know what their love hole is for. They only use their mouths. And when you teach them what their other mouth is for, they're overwhelmed with pleasure. The question is, how long would you go before you make love to her love hole?
What's the appeal of ghouls?
>>48038604Designed for guys with mouth and tongue fetishes but aren't willing to go full vore with sandworm.
>>48038603>they initially don't know what their love hole is for. They only use their mouths.I now want to use my mouth on Ghoul's love hole.
>>48038603maybe 100 years or so
Other than succubus, what is the horniest monster girl?
>>48038640Jubjub for one definition, White Horn or Balrog for the other.
I always compared Ghoul with volatiles from Dying Light, and after playing The Following expansion I saw volatile nests in the wild as Ghoul nests, imagine one day exploring the wild and you happen to trip into a Ghoul nest, there you find a group of sisters that claim ownership over you and start fighting for who's the one that will marry you, until they reach the consensus that first one that gives birth to your baby wins.
>>48038651I like to imagine the feral ghoul swarms from Fallout but with MGE ghouls instead. In my mind, that's what your typical first encounter with them would be like. They always charge at you and attempt to tackle you. Either you get the stray ghoul that goes after you; you go into a ghoul infested building, and one by one they wake up and charge at you, sometimes alerting the others; or, you swarm of ghouls traveling in the wilds or in town charge at you the moment they see you. They're always fast, and they always throw themselves at you with erratic movements making it hard to dodge.
>>48038640Lilim, they never score any boya
>>48038640Whitehorns of course. Its in their name.
>>48038640Whatever this lady is.
>>48038690One quick reverse image search shows she's futashit
You look like you would make cute kittens
Ghouls rule!
>>48038795They are one of the lowest casts of undead, just above recently revived zombies.So no, ghouls don't rule.
>>48038808Power is abstract. The ghouls answer to no one but themselves. They take what they want by force. They do in fact, rule.
>>48038752Orin going to make me into a tom?
>>48038816The ghouls might live however they want, but only in their alloted little corner, taking the crumbs of higher casts and the ocassional lost man.
>>48038832>The ghouls might live however they want, but only in their alloted little corner, taking the crumbs of higher casts and the ocassional lost man.Mmm hmm... Sounds a lot like the seethe of ancient, undead hags that are upset the "young" ghouls keep stealing all the men before they can get to higher level areas of the undead realms.
>You heard my song? Thank goodness... Someone has finally come for me! Say, could you please remove the seal on me?
Give your cuddliest kotAlternatively, your loneliest kot who needs cuddles
>>48038848And that sounds like the ceasless prattle of the recently revived that have no idea how the underworld works.
>>48038858Apologies, I only have super yandere hebis and exceptionally creepy whitehorns to give right now.
>>48038858
>>48038862Don't need to care about how things work, when you're getting the pick of the lot of men who wander into the underworld. Wights and vamps need to rethink how they're operating because the ghouls, zombies, and ghosts are getting all the men while they remain single and childless.
>>48038873Strong desire to hug her, rest my head on her shoulder, and sniff her _ears_
>>48038858I want the cuddliest Jinko for myself.
>>48038865They arent creepy and yandere enoughUnless they have a catatonic meltdown if they lose sight of me for 5 seconds theyre not clingy enough
Ded
>>48038960This is why I think bug girls are the best at being creepy yanderes. Sneks are too cute by half and beast girls are too cuddly.
>>48039012Oh no, this cow is dead
Remember to handle your dolls with care.
>>48038808The lower echelon of the undead are best girls, curious since Vampires are the highest and most boring undead in existence
>>48038848>pancake vampire hags sit in their castles waiting for a crumb of dick to blow their way>ghouls are pillaging villages and bringing back a guy over each shoulder, one for her and one for her friend so her kids will have some friends to play with
>>48039097Pancakes? Tell me more about the pancake ladies. I'm INTO breakfast food.
Ｈｅｙ Ｓｈｅｎｒｏｎ…願い叶えて (叶えて)
>>48039064But they make the funny sound when I drop them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xOP_jPEt14
>>48039099Anon, you're her breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.
>>48039124OK, but do they give ME breakfast? Like, I would eat a pancake dinner--I'm into breakfast all the time, all the meals
>>48039134Are you, a human male, articulating that if you were provided a selection of early-day comestibles, that you would not only enter a vampire castle of your own volition, but do so with avidity?
>>48039149Uh, yeah? I like breakfast food.
Stuck in a dark castle/manor all day alone can harm anyones mental health, don't forget to give your local vampire lots of love and blood
>>48039177Instructions unclear, wandered into the ghoul ghetto instead.
>>48039177Pancakes first. Man's gotta have a code.
>>48039152>Anon walks out of his house to go to work>trail of pancakes leading up to the spooky mansion on the hill overlooking the town
>>48039273She needs some milkTo grow the horns back of course
Ahh cool, this cute, little, goat girl said she's gonna give me a new graphics card if I go into her dark van with tinted windows! It's my lucky day; my PC needed an upgrade!
>>48039282That's honestly pretty cute and I would TOTALLY fall for that IRL.
>Seeing your muscle mino in a wedding dress
>Sticking your fingers into the mouth of a whitehorn
>>48039289>vampire slams the door shut after you "fall" for the pancake trap>starts ranting about how you're going to spend the rest of your life as her bloodbag>pour some syrup on her and start licking it off
>Headpatting a bapho whose head is resting in your lap>You're not wearing pants
>>48039387>vamp tries to drain you>falls asleep halfway through as her body struggles to process the astronomically sugary blood coursing through Anon's veins
Monsters on escort missions that walk slightly faster than your walking speed but run slower than your running speed.
No, just because I headpatted that loli at the park a single time because I thought she was cute does NOT mean I an inclined to marry her now.
>>48039459This is why you hire a centaur follower. Both you and the one you're escorting can ride her.
>>48039469How's that even possible if she's FOLLOWING you? By definition you're in front!
>>48039516By using commands.
This thread is too slow. We need more trolls in here to spice things up.
>>48039548Understood!
>>48039557If any girl was gonna do that to you against your will, it'd be cheshire.
I will never stop running from the Monster. She will never catch me.
>>48039593She's gonna get you
>Lamia with a 40' long tail and is 2' in diameter
>>48039548More Trolls mean more sex
>>48039670the perfect creature
>>48039754Feet fren, not inches!
>>48039735I want to overpower and cum inside a Troll leader of the local gang of P'orcs and become the new overlord
>>48039779I don't have a pic of a 40 foot long lamia that's 2 inches dammit! I'm making do with what I got!
>>48039670Mist continent long dragon would be fun.>grants ambiguous "good health" and "good fortune" and "luck" in exchange for worship (ceaseless praise)>super duper ultra wise and full of sage advice for all of life's trials - none of it practicable or really meaning anything in particular if you dissect it>breathes fire, but it's pretty much a loud magical firework and not actually hot or dangerous>claims to be an excellent shapeshifter and can hide among the populace, underfoot, or in the sky to better observe the people, but it's very obviously her behind a bush or holding up a mask on a stick and no one says anything so she doesn't throw a tantrum>not so good at rain, very good at thunder and lightning>if you mention the existence of ryus anywhere around her, you are sent to the reeducation bedroom>the dick makes her slightly less crazy>temporarily>dick her enough and she turns into a perfect gentle mother figure that will cook you god tier mist food and abashedly laugh off all the ridiculous things she did before, or will do tomorrow if you don't dick her in the morning
>>48039817I'm just thinking about how I'd get lost in all that tail
Coffee dates?
>>48040076With a spider
>>48038218I approve of big kots.
Do you think single monsters ever group up into harems, and look to find a husband together(excluding monsters that naturally swarm).
>>48040189Yeah, succs and cows do it all the timeDoes someone have the more apt "buy one get one free!" ln art?
>>48040076>Coffee date, no rape>Coffe date? No! Rape.
>>48040076>order a black coffee>she whispers into your year that you don't have to act tough around her and you can get whatever you want>...>too embarrassed to redo the order or get a second one>she gets a sugarbomb with a heart drawn into the milk foam>sit down>trades yours with hers and sips your hardass black cuppa with a smile
>>48040237I actually like espressos. Milk coffee tastes too sweet and heavy for me at this point
>>48040283Yeah black coffee is both useful and better than a gay sugar bomb or whatever you had to mask the taste of real coffee
>>48040237But what if I like my coffee black just like my metal? I prefer making my own cold brew.
>>48035654>>48035715Either way, would that still lead to a "misunderstanding" situation and or confusion as to why am incubus son would ever be romantically interested in a mere human girl? Especially if the incubus son actually interacted and befriended said mere human girl, and said human girl is also just a plain but morally decent person.Imagine also the "EEEEEEHHHHH!?" From all the confused and dumbfounded monster girls why a prospective boy would ever be in love with such a mere human girl? Especially coming from upper class monster girls as to why a boy would ever want to be with a commoner HUMAN woman.
i want to drink monster from the tap
>>48040446what is your favorite flavor?mine is JUICED or pipeline punch
>>48040493Ecto cooler
>>48040493ultra white, for real
>>48040446>zero sugargive me the full sugar monster please
>>48040493>pipeline punchthis is my poison
monster energy is a conspiracythe flavor denotes the monster you'll get.
>>48040609Wrongpretty sure ultra white is a beloved flavor, and not every one is into the same thing.
>>48038244why this kot has octopus rings on her tits
>>48040615>Ultra whiteI feel like if all else fails, you'll just get a 30+YO succubus
>ask out lich >thought she was in normal lichy things >like alchemy, spellcraft or necromancy >she’s into mascot horror games >every week i have to play/watch through the latest fnaf, baldis basic, poppy playtime, gaten of banban fan game/animations >even during sex she has the videos playing in the background
>going down the sidewalk>get shoulderchecked by a hellhound>"hey human whats your problem huh are you seeking trouble you little punk">my face goes from annoyed to smiling>wait a second i already have a wife >walk past her sipping coffee
>>48038923>>48038923This poses an interesting question:How quickly does monster mana change a human into a monster? Is it immediate like in that picture or does it take constant influence over weeks?
>>48040652do you think mamono use the term monsters like its the N word?
>>48040654It seems to varyfallen maidens has it has simply being a single eventthe kakuen profile marks their corruption as gradualand then there's sushi blood and malef blood
>>48040666Gradual sounds like it would create a lot of problems. Like going from human form with two legs to snake shaped (no legs) or unicorn (4 legs). How hard it would be to have 1 leg or 3 during the half way point.
why are elves so polarizing? They’re either extremely tall flat or absolutely stacked, there’s never an in between
>>48040722there isnt that much to go on as most of the detailed transformations are from things powerful enough to make in instant, or its form filling a woman post orgamsm up with DE, which apparently works at the same speed
Inexplicable intercrural with serpents and fishes.
>>48040440Weaksauce is weak. Human women and monsters are passe and flawed. Real chad incubi recognize that both share a common weakness, they come with lame factory vaginas. The most diligent course of action is to create a customized vagina from scratch. This scholarly option is beyond most men, fortunately there are plenty of elves.
>>48040533>not Ecto CooterNow we can all share your parents' disappointment! Besides, Crab Juice is the more substantial beverage.
>>48040658Humans have to do it, otherwise it's monsters high-fiving every time a rape happens. Those damn monsters need someone to mock them for their fixations on phallic, they can't be trusted to do it themselves.
>>48040985>taillet
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by digging a tunnel through my grave into the secret Wurm tunnels that go across the world and into the Earth's hollow core?
Why do all the job listings in hagville come with onsite accomodations?
>>48040440>Either way, would that still lead to a "misunderstanding" situation and or confusion as to why am incubus son would ever be romantically interested in a mere human girl?No? A lot of monstergirls were human before, just read the books that have corruption. Monstergirls don't generally view women as inferior(unless it's a vampire). At worst they will be really pushy to monsterize her or try to spike her food, but it's not like she's going to stay human for long if she's married to an incubus and lives in a mamono realm.
>>48040666>sushi bloodHmm. Something fishy about this one.
Smelly monsters>all others.
>>48041433>Miss Werekot works at McDonald's>Smells like stale fryer oil and grease>Anon's dick is DIAMONDS
>try to steal from a dragon>she catches me in the act>try to deflect and claim that I wasn't stealing>she starts going: "Liar, liar, pants on fire.">actually sets my pants on fire
>>48041632The third worst type of burning in your loins you can have.
>>48041451I can bathe her...
>>48041785Yes, because kots are well known for being chill and happy when in baths.
>>48041795I can always use raging mushrooms to overpower her and get her into the shower.
>>48041795I want to fuck this receptionist.
>>48041388mermaid blood do be kind of weird thoughhumans can use it to extend their own lifespans with no apparent corruptive qualities
>>48042254Cow sex! Cow sex! Sex with cow!
>>48038218comfy hebis
>>48042254She looks underfed
>keeps slandering a vampire online but never let her into your house so she can't do anything about it>She's also too proud to ask anyone else to help get you out
>>48042458>vampire waits until anon gets close to his window >uses a whip to snatch him from his own home Scorpion styleKeep being smug towards monstergirls and they wil start getting creative.
>>48042539I only have those small side windows so that won't do.I have foiled her plans once more. Surely now she will give up and simply accept my superiority.>It just keeps escalating into near spy vs spy levels of shenanigans.
The large bat rapes you. You cum...
Don't trust fox kids.
Well, that's certainly fine for a blue board.
>>48042684Worst part is that it's AI. Couldn't even find some high-quality stuff to get banned for.
>>48042759Also, not even a monster girl--just a woman in a bunnysuit.>Sad>Low energy
Jinko with street smarts, which isn't of any particular use because she lives in the jungle.
>>48042931How did she aquire those streets smarts then?
Some spiders have started evolving for hunting shotas
alright anons it's time to be productive, creative and contribute something to this thread, today's subject, TVyou, yes (You) have gotten a change to pitch a new show to the executives of a broadcast network, tell them all about it, the premise, the characters, ect.there's a number of channels you could pitch to that i found trawling the archives >ShogTV>NukiNetwork>the Maid Channel>Fox>History Channel (monsters love a good doc)or maybe you want to pitch a must see show to a new up and coming channelbonus: really flex your creative muscles and write the show's pilotdon't have a unique show idea? no problem write an episode for an existing show, a few I found in the archives;>Space Outlaw AnonTHE chase show, SOA charms hearts, travels the stars and skilfully and/or comically evades all attempts to claim him every week>Thief Anonanother chase show, not!Garrett steals all sorts of things and manages to get away with it, no longer showing on ShogTV after he successfully evaded the warm gooey embrace of his shog companion one season>My Ushi Sistersanon has a lot of ushi sisters, wants to date a different type of monster but is prime ushi bait, hijinks ensue>Mamono Magithe Magi battle for love and justice, has at least 2 seasons>Star Soldier Salamanderdescribed as a shameless Mamono Magi season 2 rip off, Salamander battles an alien fleet in her H-ART fighter to confront the darkness within, May Victory be Yours!>Special Agent Dusterkiki spy dramaI will bring back to good old days of creativity if I have to drag you lot kicking and screaming
>>48042959Why do all the best girls like shotas?
>>48042945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>48042978I have a show to pitch to Fox."Fox Sanctuary">Every season, 16 lucky Anons are sent to the Fox Sanctuary.>It's a secluded shrine deep in a mountainside forest.>The shrine is populated entirely by foxes.>ALL of them are kitsune in disguise.>The Anons are there to get to know the kitsune exclusively from their fox forms.>Lots of petting, brushing, making little plates of fried tofu for them, etc.>Each week, Anons compete in little competitions to see who can do the most/best job for their kitsune-of-the-week.>The winner gets to switch foxes if he wants.>Also each week, the foxes compete to do cute fox things in foxy contests.>The winner gets to change back into her kitsune form and ask an Anon out on a date--hers or someone else's!>It is INCREDIBLY cutthroat, while simultaneously being extremely cute.
I know the perfect way to repel a monster, student loans, not a single girl would spent their life with a man with a big debt
>>48043070>Excited Creeping Coin noises
>>48043070Her hands must be cold, she's constantly rubbing them.
>>48043070Anon... who do you think owns your debt?
>>48043070>*Excited hakutaku noises*>"All this debt...you must be highly educated in some backwater, third-world nation's middling education system! I have just GOT to find out what the limit of your knowledge is!"
>>48043119Right one's boobs are downright hypnotic.
>>48042945i dunno, how did genie know all those pop culture reference if he lived in medieval arabia?
White boys fuck dogs.
Which mamono would swear by the grapefruit technique?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U
>>48043146They’ll look even more hypnotic extracting your “payment” when you inevitably can’t pay her back with money. Hope you like being a Yakuza over triple your age’s house husband!
>>48043104She'll appreciate gloves for her birthday.
>>48043218We're just friends
>>48043253Is this how Japanese offices are during halloween? I think they celebrate a version of it over there right?
>>48042978Creativity here? Sure, whatever. Here's some shit I just made up. Implying you fags'll do anything with it...>WhoredersNeet monster scum flip out when they have to clean up their hoards. Usu. dragons and leeches, but any monster will do. The prize for no longer being a cluttered embarrassment to society is...a dude, probably an intern or contest winner.>Romances of the Ancient WarSince barely anyone dies, interviews with combatants are common. Pastiches can be crammed in with impunity.The focus is the minutea of battles, fucking, and the development of the battle-fuck, which we moderns take for granted.>FlatassLolis engage in inadvisably stupid dangerous and often illegal acts in attempts to increase their already low chances of mating. >Mr. WizardA weedy guy in a robe and wizard hat tries to give comprehensive lectures on magic while his lower half gets sexually assaulted behind a table or podium.>Fistery Violence Theater 3000...BCA captured apophis with archaic speech and temperament is forced to review movies by her slightly more temporally adapted pharaoh rival. The snek is frequently punished/rewarded in a manner consistent with the title.
https://imgbox.com/g/bjbZfctr2wWikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 60. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/dE9xxM0hSearch schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>48043335>Dark PriestMoustacheanon seriously improved. Now all we need are moustache roaches!
>>48043248Sounds like a good plan, as long as those titties are involved.
>>48042978>Maid ChannelReverse Kitchen nightmares.>Old stern Kiki with a heavy eastern accent and bad temper>A bunch of useless Anons that were sent by their wives to learn how to cook>most of them can't even manage a single fried egg>the type of guy that would even burn toast if allowed into a kitchen>Kiki is tasked with teaching them how to cook simple dishes>queue them faililing and being berated by a 2m tall eastern kiki>at the end of the day they eat whatever they managed to cook>The ones who perform the best are allowed to see their wives at the end of the week
>>48043335Are you the anon who manages the nextcloud archive?
>>48043390 >The ones who perform the best are allowed to see their wives at the end of the week>Meaning the ones who really suck don't get to see their wives>Show ended after one season>Cooking channel execs tried for love crimesAs if the wasted food wasn't grim enough! Man, that got dark!
>>48043413>wasted foodNo food was wasted. It was all served back to the anons, however badly prepared it was.
>>48043335ms atlach's brilliant plan
>>48043444She makes sense to me because I too want to push someone's buttons enough to get spooder-raped.
>>48043335Cool stuff.
>>48043426>however badly prepared it was.Definitely illegal.
>>48043477Should have gotten better at cooking then.
>>48043396Yes.
I dream of space succs
>>48043497OK, so what's that? Just a regular succubus with a laser pistol or something? What's so cool about a SPACE succubus?
>>48043490I wanted to talk about this >>48006751Some of the folders there are getting quite neglected. I checked out the other folders and it seems the stories folder isn't updating, and the greentxt folder is a bit neglected too. I can imagine the stories are automatically updated, but maybe something broke, because from what i can see it stopped updating like november last year.Also, how would one go around getting greens into the archive? I can go in the archive and slowly start compiling them into pics if needed.Hope it doesn't come off wrong. Just don't like to see stuff slowly die off.
>>48043547Zero grav succing. In space, everyone can hear you moan
>>48043570The stories folder has been updated yesterday and includes all content from the last year or so. The greentext folder is composed of /monster/'s greentext threads' content. All archiving is done manually, so it only gets updated when I update it.You may submit content to the archive through the link found in the sources list under the fanart archive link.
>>48043547Metallic catsuits and horny ray guns.
>>48043629>The greentext folder is composed of /monster/'s greentext threads' content.So ours don't get there? or are they both together?Also, what about the writer's list? It's mostly defunct because of the anubis archive, but the anubis archive doesn't have an actual list of writers. Don't know if you manage that too though.>All archiving is done manually, so it only gets updated when I update it.I can already imagine the answer to this, but have you thought about letting a couple of other anons help you out, or doing something like creating a folder for addition suggestions or something of the sort? From the sound of it, you have your hands full, and i noticed last week that even the images takea while to get sorted.
>>48043335would she yell "zaa warudo" overtime she froze time, even if its just for me?
>>48043313*with benefits
>>48043335You missed one.
Is your waifu dubbed or subbed?
>>48043927Neither, she's wubbed
>>48043927She's mute.
>>48043945>waifu gestures and mimes wildly>a placard of text written in cursive appears, covering your field of visionPhantoms...
>>48043712>ut letting a couple of other anons help you out,Yeah you don't want to go down this route.
>>48043893>AI slop
>>48043893Okay
>Day of the rape>House swarmed by black harpies>House on lockdown, boarded up with furniture blocking the doors >Refuse to go outside>Black harpies wait me out like it's a medieval siege>They setup camp on my roof>They scavenge the area for food and materials>They start building a home atop my roof>Can hear them attempting to burrow through the roofI'm running low on food. I don't know how much longer I can hold out, and even if I do, I feel like it's a lost cause as they're definitely making progress in cutting through the roof. Any suggestions? Or should I just surrender in an attempt to negotiate slightly more favorable terms?
>>48043778It's just cheaper to live together, sharing a bed is fine because of our strong platonic bond, and the peanut butter was on sale.
>>48043335The Balrogs and the Nurarihyon from Skai are so good
>>48043712They have dedicated greentext threads, where they post their images. That's what I grabbed.The writer's list is just there to denote where I grab the stories from. The AO3 stories come with a link included so I didn't add the ao3 artists to it.No that just invites malicious retards to gore spam it.
>>48044081>malicious retardsDon't be so hard on yourself.
>>48044081>No that just invites malicious retards to gore spam it.You don't have to let anyone access it you know. just seeing if there is anything i could do to help. Keep up the good work.
>>48044081>>48044085https://files.catbox.moe/wvy8d1.jpg>Gore spam 100% guaranteed
>>48043104Danuki must be really good at dualgrip handjobs given how they love to wring you(r wallet) dry and rub their hands all the time. And if your dick isn't long enough for a two-fisted handjob they'll use mamono drugs to make it so, then add the cost to your balance and pump the payment out of you.
How creepy and weird do you like your monster girls?
I wanna be kidnapped to specifically be given to Druella as a husband.
Where do I go to meet tanukis with extremely big investments?
>>48044269New York.
Please don't summon the smellfag.
>>48044269Put out a personal, they'll find it.
>>48044269In TF2 lobbies trading in the middle of games
Dear Demon Lord,There are too many mamono.Please eliminate 3.I am not a crank!-Anon
>>48044316>Anubis, ratatoskr, and yeti have been eliminated Hope it was worth it...
>>48044232Not creepy, but a little weird is fine.
>>48044232Give me ALL of that creep factor
>You will never be a shota with a Cheshire Cat gyaru babysitterAgony, suffering even.
Haggy hags?
>>48044269Monsters with the biggest untouched assets are commonly found in Hagville
>>48044439Bigger and saggier
>>48044269Imagine getting the privilege to sniff your danuki financial advisor's breath every time you meet with. All that technical jargon going over my head as I ignore what she's saying as I'm so intent on sniffing that breath. She knows it too
>>48044452
>Go to hagville>It's just a bunch old depressed mamono>None of them attempt to snatch me or even flirt with meYou guys lied.
>>48044470You'll have to make the first move, then.
>>48042978>Mino's maze>like Takeshi's Castle but with more mazes and moos
>>48044469SAGGIER
>>48044483>anon screaming like a little girl as he flees through the styrofoam maze from big 'ol Minnie who wants to give him a hug>leaves a few comical holes in the walls
>>48043069are the anons aware these are kitsune?
>>48042978>he successfully evaded the warm gooey embrace of his shog companionwhy would he do that? shogs are the perfect partner in crime
>>48044483what do you get if you win?
>>48044543win?
>>48044479>Try to make the first move>Invite coworker to a nice movie date.>She just gives me a thousand yard stare and says nothing>See her at the bad end bar later What now?
>>48044577She's been burned too many times. You need to take it up a notch. Expose yourself in front of her. Don't worry, public nudity is legal there. Bonus points if you're wearing a shirt that says "Slut for Mature [insert species of monster girl you're targeting]s!"
>>48042978need a robot punching monster show
>>48044627I didn't consider how good Automatons are at boxing, but I guess they're pretty impressive.
>>48044627>automaton bickers with kaiju over who gets pilot anon
>>48044627Id watch it
>>48044598Sounds a bit too extreme, so i'll change it up a bit.>Go to the very empty Hagville gym.>there's really only a group of 20 mamono doing pilates at the studio at any given time, rest is deserted>train for a couple of weeks until i get reasonably defined.>go to the Bad end bar next time she's there.>Topless, body paint saying "I have the proteins, just need the calcium". >Make sure cowworker sees it>She runs out cryingI don't think it's working.
>>48044627>get in the robot anon
>>48044439Wow, aunt Danuki has so much money that she can pay other monsters to act as her bra!
>>48044460Interesting...
My virile seed in her aching womb?It's more likely than you think!
>>48043927>not having a wubbed waifuThe faggotry levels are off the charts!
>>48044755Not everyone can handle wumbo wife.
>>48044334>ratatoskrIt's so ogre, bros. Gotta go excommunicato the DL bbl.
>>48044736I want to shave a whitehorn's centaur half.
>>48044537He noticed the urethral snake and freaked out like a little bitch.
>>48044054I think your roommate might be a pyrow
>>48044689Forget about those sad bitches. Fuck a drug fairy, lick and snort her while you're at it; they're full of vitamins. Brain melting iridescent Technicolor electric aphrodisiac vitamins.
>>48044527For season 1, NO. But ultimately if the show's popular it'll have to be something folks in seasons 2 and beyond are let in on.
You have to cling to sad hags to crack themThey will still cry, but they also wont let gofor several days
>>48044897Old Banshees need it the most.
>>48044627I've thought about this--it's a reboot of Real Steel, the movie based on Rock'em, Sock'em Robots.>Hugh Jackman ---> Anon>Fighting Robot ---> "Fighting Robot Mamono">Snarky Son -------> Keep that aspect intact, as he saves the damn movieAnd then you just kinda redo the movie but where the robots are mamono and Hugh Jackman's not explicitly controlling them--more of a coach. Then you just nix whatever stupid romance subplot it had and replace it with Anon and the "Fighting Robot" having a romance. The whole time Anon thinks she's an automaton.BUTShe's not. In keeping with the original movie, where Hugh Jackman actually gets into the robot and pilots it to the final victory, Miss "Automaton" gives a big reveal just before the climax.>She's not an automaton at all.>She's Living Armor.And then Anon climbs inside her and their love carries the day.
>>48044910it's weird that that island has both banshees and dullahans to remind you of your mortalityhow many harbingers of doom do you need?
>>48044914genius anon
>>48044804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORkjEKVVSc
>>48044915squishy dragon tail spotted
>>48044955What? That it clearly a Bunny Tail. Look at those ears! Moron.
>>48044835>Forget about those sad bitchesFirst, she's not a bitch, ungulates are pretty far removed from canines. Second, i like that sad bitch a lot more than some hyperactive hallucinogenic midget. I just need her to realize it.
>PyrowvaniaHumans, kidnapped on the sister show Dark Harrowing, are then indoctrinated into some form of paraphilia. This amazing experience can be seen in full on our newest show Chris Blaine's Mindfuxk. Most relevantly the pyromaniacs are shipped into trap filled Hot Topic themed dungeons with as much inflammatories and combustives as they can carry! If they make it out of the dungeons they'll burn your shit down, Pookie! Better hope the unpaid uninsured and randomly selected monster contestants from our studio audience raffle can stop this hell we've set upon us! Tube into PYROVANIA! to find out, on consecutive weekdays live, right after the daily news!
I might not be able to beat a hound girlI might not be able to overcome a cat girlI might not last if I ran into a harpy girlI might be literally fucked if I saw a demon girlI might be in trouble if I crossed a spider girlI might be in danger if I saw a lamia girlI might be in a sticky mess if I met a shoggoth or slime girlI might be fucked if I encountered a lizard girlI might be in a tricky situation if I met an elf girlI might be in a bind if I come across an insect girlI might think things are getting hairy if I see a plant girlI might be questioning my sexuality if I meet an alp girlI might be statistically likely to lose if I meet a robot girl I might be hopeless to resist if I happened upon an angel girl...BUT AT LEAST THERE'S NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY LOSE TO A DUMB RABBIT GIRL! YEAH! I COULD TOTALLY BEAT A RABBIT GIRL, ANY DAY! RABBITS ARE THE WEAKEST!
>>48045018That's just putting people on a deathtrap. Not even the fun kind.
>>48045027Moments before instalossing to a feisty warrior bunny.
>>48045045Fuck you, MGE has magic fake putty that turns everything into hardcore romantic fucking. That means you kick all the puppies you want down a stairwell and it'll turn into someone getting laid romantically. So clearly we must be extreme in our methods to produce the greatest conversion. So what if everyone you know dies in a furious conflagration on a near half-a-week basis? Just pay magic rez tax, bro.
>>48045057>Large Canines on a bunny girl instead of the incisives>Nonsensical outfit>That's definitely not how beer worksThat image is such a trashy mess.
>>48045057Thats cum in the tankard not beer.
>>48045066Someone's mad.
>>48044026Sally forth and best them in combat.
>>48045027no escape from powerful rabbit thighs
>>48045085Bunnies hop so much that they should have muscular thighs like the amazon from that one game.
I feel the despair creeping back in and am ready to cryWhy arent mosnters real yet
>>48045079But I'm right. When's the last time someone was annihilated for being evil instead of being sexxxo'd into some horny redemption arc? Forever ago against a bunch of plants, which barely count as people. Therefore since no 'evil' is unsalvageable, you can do as much as you want! Due to fate whatsit whiteness the end result gets better and better. So long as you consider more waifu better, anyway.
>>48045097IRL rabbits can jump so hard they break their own backs and die. Now, thanks to Barack Obama, that won't happen with mamono bunnies, but it just goes to show you that you will not win against a determined rabbit girl.
>>48045097>rabbit leglock puts you in a bind status for three turns and does chip damage >she will immediately leglock you again on the forth turn because she has max speed and always goes firstBullshit encounter
>>48045117>Therefore since no 'evil' is unsalvageable,Already wrong. You can always make up some shitty situation with some irrediemable villain if you want. Most people just have no interest in talking or writing about it because it's both garbage to read and boring to write. I do remember a lim story where some bastard got killed not too long ago, but as i said, he's more of a footnote in the story than anything else.The world of the MGE is better because people in it actively want to make it better, not because of some silly fate. If you read stuff you would know that. Or you can shit yourself and whine about how most people here don't particularly find it fun to write everworsening situations and cartoonishly evil villains that kick pupppies down wells for the sake of it.Choice is yours.
>>48044973speaking of old things, ik said this years ago and ill say it again,unicorn momster so pure that when she says's you were brought by the stork she's telling the truth.
>>48045172>stork harpies just stealing babies and handing them to mamonos
>>48045168>because it's both garbage to read and boring to write.So wrong.
Fun factHag grabs are parryable
>>48045192mamano do be raiding the orphanariums
>>48045199>cradlerobbers
>>48044976What game is that?
>>48045168Ur a faget. Hyperbole aside, my point was that conflict is immediately transmuted into 'good telos', for lack of a better term -- in defiance of causality or sense. Which is okay, homofen.
>>48045198>said anon before getting instalossed by a hag
>>48045209Unicorn overlordYes you can marry elves in itIn fact one of them almost tackles you to the ground when you invite her to the altar
>>48045197>It's wrong>Why? Not saying lol.Yeah. About as insightful as i thought it would be.>>48045212>my point was that conflict is immediately transmuted into 'good telos'In the thread's short format comversations? Maybe? I can say for sure that's not the case in any of the long stories. Maybe you should go check some instead of whining about non existent problems.
>>48045232that's a surprisingly faithful rendition of elves
>>48044543a personal ranch
>>48045236Then it sounds like those long stories suck cock, your review of longer stories is appreciated, an apt task for (you) no doubt. How could you possibly conclude that I argued for protracted conflict from my posts?
>>48044627>robot wars but with automatonsoh my, yes pleasemy bet's on Hypnodisk, she's just so enchanting
>>48045232I tend to shit a lot on elves in these thread but I'm extremely weak to those ancient hag elves that are extremely lightly clothed, with shiny or sweaty bodies and their voluptuous bodies on full display
>>48045333>shitting on elves gets tripsMaximum kek.
>>48045333Hagville elves are the best
>>48045361Hagville is the superior starting village. But elves are always the MOST vanilla option. I'd rather that same body type with a simple cucc. At least succubi have cute horns you can secretly decorate while she's sleeping.
>>48045370Hagville is too dangerous as a starting point, you will never be able to leave
>>48045378I'll have you know I could leave hagville any time I like!
One day I will draw a hag elf and make my own gameOne day...
>about to be isekai'd>obligatory meeting with the goddess before being sent off>tfw the Fallen God is the one you end up dealing with
>>48045370If I'm going to hagville its for a fox
>>48045418at least it's not mara
>>48045370If I happen to start in Hagville I'm definitely in the hunt for a nuki
>>48045455How grabbable is her belly?
>>48045455simply follow the trail of milk
>>48042978>History channel documentary all about the different epochs of the MGE world and the species of animals/mamono that dominated them, being presented live by a man every day>Goes slowly from the past to the present, giving info about how those species developed and what made them lose status.>All the way from the primordial soup that would become shogs and slimes, algeae, sea creatures, insects, flower plants, reptiles, etc, all very informative.>They get to the present, saying humans are now the most succsessful species blah blah, but instead of ending there, it's still only like half>The other half of the documentary turns into an uncovering of a massive conspiracy about hlw those groups have been secretly planning to get back their supremacy(except dragons, they do that overtly) and they plan to start an all out war to see who gets to retrieve the crown and spread around the world once more.>It ends with the camera turning around to see that he was in a sort of bunker being sieged by all different types of mamono trying to get to him before he uncovers the truth, but it's too late
Me staring up at the big scary Hellhound and telling her I'm not afraid of her, and to do her worst.
>>48045563>she proceeds to lean down and kiss you softly on the cheek before wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you into a big hug while she nuzzles her cheek against yours>anon turned to puddy instantly despite talking bigEvery time.
>>48045575I mean, none of that would contradict what he said.
>>48045575Do you ever feel pathetic for writing that.
>>48042978ShogTV - TV for Shogs!>Mystery MansionLong-running soap opera about an Anon who inherits a spooky mansion from his great uncle. It's run for 12 seasons so far, and Anon hasn't even found out a Shog lives there yet. Shogs everywhere LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, and nobody else can figure out what they see in it.But it's obvious from the slow jam porno music that plays whenever the main character fixes himself a meal and eats it (Which happens at least once an episode) that all the close-ups for the man putting the fork or spoon in his mouth is some kind of sexual thing.Nobody censors it, though, because Shogs insist it is "pure and good" and nobody else seems to get it.
>>48045626NTA, but there's strength and courage in admitting what you need most.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M
>fucked up sleep cycle>only 1100 words in the last story file>11 hours leftPlease let another writefag fill the void in the coming days.
>>4804573411 hours left until what?
>>48045775Losing control of my life.https://store.steampowered.com/app/645390/Factorio_Space_Age/
>>48042978Hear me out!A horror TV show or movie in the MGE world featuring the archetypical Male Horror Protagonist and the archetypical Female Horror Protagonist. Or maybe both of them get stuck in the "horror centric" demon realms in MGE. How might they fare in MGE?
Can anxiety be turned into mg form?
>>48045844no, but if you squint a bit it looks like hex maniac
>>48045821I dunno, probably something like this>Whole exercise is them being trapped in some kind of asylum meant to control and/or steal powers from mamono, but with a more normal asylum on top of it as cover.>By mid-point of season 1, Female Horror Protagonist (FHP) has monsterized and is hiding it from Male Horror Protagonist (MHP).>Season 1 finale, she has to reveal what she's become in order to save them both.>They end up in the underground mamono part of the asylum as the season 1 cliffhanger. Please give us more money for season 2, as the stakes are now incredibly high.>Also, all the asylum mamono should be CREEPY AS FUCK variants of mamono who already came from horror tropes--living dolls, ghosts, kitsune (she's Korean AF), etc. So they're definitely out of the frying pan and into the fire.>Oh, and 1 little witch girl who seems totally normal and benign but is obviously going to be some kind of straight up MONSTER if you let her out of her cell.>In terms of romance, I'd keep it too stressful and scary for them to really get into that kind of thing most episodes, but tease the FHP/MHP ship really heavily a couple eps in season 1. Again, you gotta keep people watching and you can't do that with a fast burn romance.Although nobody does that stupid ShogTV shit but them. Their shows are like 50% Anons using household appliances and furniture, or just eating. It's absurd.
Undead hours.
>>48045850?
>>48046027Hex Maniac is a pokemon trainer who has all ghost type pokemon and lots of art.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hex_maniac_%28pokemon%29+
Bed time approaches! Post stories about sleeping with mamono.Difficulty: No lewds, only intimacy>Sleeping with cute spooder waif.>Took months to get all the hardpoints installed so she could build a proper web.>Now you two sleep in cozy luxury of a custom web-based bed.>You can hardly sleep without her 8 legs wrapping around you like a burrito these days.
>>48046142>Fighting with a Lizard over the bedsheets
>>48045418What are you choosing for your cheat ability?
>>48045884Despite being human, I try and keep up. It's not so bad, even if demographic based decisions give an eccentrically dull show. Prepare for more seasons and a spin-off: there is a small but quickly growing Kiki viewership. This season's addition of having Anon teach himself dining etiquette at home adds to his 'moe' appeal, and strongly appeals to meidos in general apparently. No, I don't get it either. You stop noticing the random porno music after a while, so there's that. Informal polls showed that the techno_stripper.wav was unanimously well received across heterogenous meido groups. The reason this clip played with unedited footage of a man failing to tie a tie 12 times in a row remains esoteric unless you're some kind of meido idkw, but that shit is ratings gold. Sorry for ruining the Season 53 'cliffhanger' btw.
>>48045418"Look, I have all these ideas about what I want from a relationship. Mamono I think are sexy, whatever.">You look down."Just give me to someone who'll love me. Someone who I'll love. A woman who gets my jokes, and makes me laugh. A woman I can communicate with--it's me and her against the problem, not us trying win against the other.">Tear up a little."I don't need anything else. No cheat abilities, no super powers. I don't care if she's a devil bug or a devil. A succubus or a lilim.""I could never do it on my own. I was always too broken. And now it's too late.">Cry."Or just kill me, then. I don't deserve an afterli--"
>>48045534The best part is when he rips off his mask and fedora>Well? What are you waiting for? DEW IT!even if it cut to black immediately I'd guess he morbed on them before they rushed him.
>>48046142>After a tiring day>Full massages and whispers>Good night, Leatherman Gachumichi elf haiku.
>>48044439I will impregnate all 3 of them
>>48045333Same, specially those ara ara elves that have their eyes closed. They are simply irresistible.https://files.catbox.moe/4ubra8.jpg
>>48046208I thought monster boys weren't allowed in the setting because DAMN HE'S WIDE.
>>48046378This but with ara ara Dragon
>>48046378This but with ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara.
https://x.com/mkaiser_circle/status/1846929823459168344slay the spire but monster girls
Ded hours.
>>48046508wonder what upside down streaky mascara looks like
Onii-chans belong to their imoutos
>>48045850I would love a Troll Hex Maniac
>>48046142>3 kots curled up right on top of you
>>48046625youre suppose to be dead
>>48044415The concept of a monster babysitting a human kid is downright obscene. Everyone knows what's going to happen. Everyone knows what's going on. Your bicorn momster is quite generous to let some brat half her age get to play with you first. Daughter of one of her old friends, perhaps? Well, it's good to solidify ties between families as early as possible.
>>48046968Or maybe she's setting some restrictions like no cumming inside or only anal
>>48045206Bah, I say he's robbing the grave.
ded
>>48047130Eh?
>>48047130My favorite kind of women
>>48047130I love the dead.
>Dragon average height: 6' 8">Same is true for jabberwocks and dragon zombies>Wurms and ryu typically stand a similar heights and have similar portions to their human halves>Wyverns average height: 6'>Dragonewt average height: 5' 9">Malef dragon average height: 5' 2"
>>48047258>>Malef dragon average height: 5' 2"lmaodragon suprematists? more like coping womanlets
Don't be fooled, the "undead" are truly and wholly dead. The "un" part is just a colloqualism for their fertile, childbearing hips and bountiful, lifegiving tits.
How likely are you to lose to a succubus in a lab coat?
Mmmm, moo moo milkies in morning! Good....
>>48047318Is she's got those boots, I can do nothing
>>48047329https://youtu.be/A6cSbof7Pik?si=ahNS8R_apKePankfThis is what plays when you see a cow
>>48047345No, nothing plays. It's just a whiteout. Once the head goes to her breasts and the headpatting starts, it's an instaloss. And after some time, it all goes to white, and I wake up in bed being cuddled for a holst who's ready to the next event.
Nightmare > bicorn >>>> unicornThis is the simple truth
>>48047505I thought sleep horses where meant to be meek
>>48047512Oh she is, she just pretending to still be like her dream form. Call her hot and she'd melt into a blabbering mess.
>>48047512that's her sleepona anon, her appearance in your dreams, just don't wake up
whats the best monster/senario for gradual corruption?
>>48047505No.Whitehorn > Centaur > Unicorn > Bicorn > Nightmare
>>48047558>Whitehorn > CentaurYou are wrong on so many levels that you don't even deserve a Centaur
>>48047505>>48047558Unicorn > Whitehorn > Nightmare > Centaur >>>> Bicorn
>>48047571I'm not wrong.
>>48047345Just spam ice attacks. Everyone knows cows are weak to cold.
>>48047548Have you no mind of your own, you who would ask for a definitive anwer to something that has none? Are you incapable of imagining for yourself?
>>48047672just brainstorming, jesus
>>48047318Uh, like 100%? I wouldn't be able to resist that kind of a body.
>>48047677It's polite to at least speak out your mind about a topic before trying to steal other people's ideas.
>>48047687You never show your hand!>person who's never played poker
>>48047687Okay so.I was thinking about the corruption stuff in MGE and came across the kitsune-tsuki profile>Women possessed by kitsune-bi experience small changes at first, such as an interest in sex, a preference for meat and fried tofu, they also become more aggressive towards men. Afterwards, gradually, whenever they look at a man, they feel a need for something and their body throbs. They start having dirty thoughts and before long, their lust swells up and they start to strongly yearn for a man. At the same time, their appearance and personalities change, enabling them to charm and tempt men. They end up having a voluptuous atmosphere, just like a youko or inari. They gain joy and self-confidence as they change into attractive women in this way, so no matter how timid and shy the woman was originally, she’ll be able to arouse and ignite men’s desire with her words and mannerisms, to easily imprison and have sex with the man she’s after.and it got me thinking on how to do gradual corruption stories, either as a one-shot or a sluburn long form.I have postived stories like this before, I just considering another go at it
>>48047574You have never been right about anything. I will get a bicorn and then a harem of every centaur girl.
>>48047722>a harem of every centaur girl.Your house must smell like a barn.
>>48047772eh, monstergirls don't poop, so half the problems gone
>>48047772Nah, there's a bicorn there, so it smells like SEX and MORE SEX.
>>48047781No, monster girls DO poop, and that's what makes them so sexy.
>>48047772Hey, it is a stable life.
>>48047787BADUM-TISH
>>48047787With that bicorn in there im sure there is going to be a lot of gal hopping.
>>48047787I bet they all love making puns. Like calling him their breeding stallion and stuff.
>>48047798>They need to have a schedule of who anon is suppose to ride that day
>>48047829Nah, everybody gets their turn. It's nt like his wives are racing eachother.
>>48047849>It's nt like his wives are racing eachother.Well, they ARE, but it's a race to get PREGNANT.
>>48047719it depends on how fast you want the romance, like over the course of the developing attraction should culminate in her corruption, on a graph it could be logarithmic scale
>>48047787>centaur holds up a 4 and rolls her eyes>nightmare holds up a 0 and stares>bicorn holds up an 8, impressed>unicorn was reaching for her 7 sign, but after seeing bicorn's score, holds up a 9>whitehorn too busy laughing hysterically and warning everybody that she's going to wet herself to give you a score
>>48047873>UnicornAnon I’ve got some bad news for you.
>>48047920She's in chastity.
>>48047849>>48047920The unicorn gets off to the fact that she's eventually going to have a foal.
>>48047920She's just visiting. They needed an emergency judge after the Kelpie left to go fit her mouth around the garden sprinkler.
>>48047719I'll think on this overnight. I do love a good "old friend is mysteriously more forward than normal" story.
Shotafied anon goes to mamono wrestler federation
I will hand candy out to Sabbath lolis going trick or treating in MGC this year (despite being in their 40s or 100s by now and still partaking in this childish activity for some reason...), I won't hide inside my apartment like a coward like I did last year. Nothing bad will happen. I'll just open the door, let them take their candy out my bowl and then close it. They won't use that chance to rape me, they won't invade my house and make themselves at home, they won't force me to marry them. Nothing bad will happen, stop being so paranoid. Nothing bad will happen... nothing bad will happen. NOTHING bad will happen...
>>48047962And then anon got raped by Sabbath lolis out trick or treating the moment he opened his door to give them candy and forced to marry them.The end.
>>48047973Why left bapho has stethoscope between her boobs
>>48048001She has a part time job at the greilia sabbath.
>>48047944
>>48047944Based alp enjoyer
>>48048017She should get snekified
>>48046968Monsters only want one thing, and it's disgusting. Think of the children!
>>48047258>Malef dragon average height: 5' 2"More like 4'
>>48047318Very unlikely, which is sad. The amount of women willing to suck off a man who knows how to soxhlet is disturbingly low. Ib4 >Confused_pyrow_noises.wav
>>48048033Goodness, that's one sexy alp. I mean, look at those hips, ass and tits. And those adorable ears. I don't know about bullying, I'd make out with her instead most likely.
>>48048125>her
>>48048033you know you can have female friends right?
>>48048162WHAT?
How snakes are supposed to fit in elevator
>>48048265coiled like a spring
>>48048265the maximum weight limit is more of a concern than the space
>>48048265real question anon is how are (You) going to fit in there
>>48048272>anon waiting for the elevator, unaware>meanwhilesnake is coiled like a spring against the opposite door >doors open, anon in front of the elevator>gets snex jumpscaredIs there any corner of MGC that doesn't have a monstergirl waiting to rape some unsuspecting innocent man?
>>48048265Every multistory building must install fireman poles for snakes to ascend floors, no they are not tax payer funded stripper poles.
>>48048313this is why the undead are evil (accept miss banshee)
>>48048296>meanwhilesnakethat's a weird breed of snake, not gonna lie
>>48048341My favorite breed of snake is the goingtocoilyouandplantaphrodisiacfilledkissesonyoulipsuntilyouturnintoherslavesnake.
>>48048547Name 3 snakes like that
>>48048547This is like the Island of Misfit Mascots from South Park>Don't-do-things-that-might-damage-your-inner-ear Badger>Don't-hold-on-to-a-large-magnet-while-someone-else-is-using-a-fan-nearby Falcon
When is it not appropriate to grope a monster girl’s tits?
>>48048586>purplesnake>purplelipsticksnake>reallyhatesthepharaohandwantstoturnherintoanexoticdancersnake
>>48048679Not sure if real demon or just Nico Robin
>>48048686What happens if you start blowing a bubble blower in front of her?
>>48048648It's part of the greeting upon meeting a single Holstaur.
finally, some good fucking non-monstergirl spam
>>48048726What about two holstaurs
>>48048736You have two hands.
>>48048726That doesn't answer the question though.
>>48048749It's a silly and nonsensical question, I think you need some monster tits shoved in your face so you stop thinking silly things like that.
>>48048731He can't help it Anon. He's compelled to spam shit from Twitter when there's more than five minutes between posts
>>48048774Shouldn't it be monster tits shoved in my hands?
>>48048744what about meeting potentially 3 or 4 holsts?
sweaty succ
>>48048800You can greet the third holst tit with your mouth.The others have to wait their turn until you are done with the first three.
>>48048152???
>>48048017See, I don't like the whole monsters monsterizing human women thing because they way they do it typically is by having sex with the woman. Meaning that both the monster girl and the human woman are no longer pure virgins, so whoever marries either one of them is getting used goods. And in the case of monster girls, I can't remember if they continue to monsterize other human women after getting married, but if they do, that's low-NTR. I much prefer the passive monsterization where the human woman is just exposed to monster mana and slowly changes because of the environment she's in, not because a demon or lilim fucked her.
The old refined wight mistress still has tea parties with her living doll and bogey! I'm going to go over and take paparazzi photos and laugh!
>>48048648during a funeral
>>48048852And how do you intend on getting past her army of well trained zombies patrolling every corner of her mansion looking for possible intruders.Do remember they can smell your mana.
>>48048898Interns, gotta chum the waters, so to speak, to get to the bigger fish.
>>48048908That's not very stealthy of you is it? If you bring a whle army of unpaid interns you will atract more zombies, somewights and even a danuki if you aren't careful.
>>48048894>Implying
>lil' moo
>>48048933i think it would be rude to grope a monster girl during one
>>48048973How else are you going to get her out of the casket then?
>>48048918Hey, the interns don't have to be stealthy, only I have to be. No one will think twice about a single person slipping away from the haunted mansion artifical tour group when the largest mass of mana is right over there.
>>48048973Funerals are just elaborate dating parties for recent undeads to get them a husband, and they double as a social gathering for all the other undeads. It's almost like an initiation ritual for them. And all the others reminisce about their funeral years ago, and how they met their husband there.
>>48048980Yeah, but if you dod that you will immediately run out of interns and get caught. Not avery sound plan.
>>48048017>busty childhood friend that snarls at jealous hags looking your wayWant
>>48049099Indeed. Regardless of our previous relationship I wouldn't be able to resist jumping her if she wore anything close to that dirndl looking thing though. Demon lord, if you're reading this, I am again revealing another of my many weaknesses.
>>48049002I'm gonna level with you here, this entire operation is a one way trip for me to get stuck deep inside giant oni titty and drained of energy by a wight/living doll combo hopped up on too much exotic teas from wonderland. At no point of this was my mind filled with anything but thoughts of lavender scented plushy tits.
Story ideas. You've got them, right?
>>48049187I'm going to be level with you here, i know, but if you don't plan this out right you will have to settle with zombie titties, and those aren't very soft without some heavy investment.
>>48049195I have them, but they are all mine. None for you.
>>48049234Dagnabbit.
>>48049195Well, yeah. They involve bogies.
>>48049226Can't I just, pay the lich she has living in her basement for the prima guide to her house for loot locations and optimal path to the frilly tea party room that avoids all the dullahans, living armors, and haunted paintings? I feel like it shouldn't be too hard to get about 10 interns stuck in scooby doo chases that end in zombie swarms for me to slip away with a walkthrough.
>>48049195Autistic kuudere nekomata
>>48049195Eros Orchid Mantis luring a guy
Sex with lich-sensei
>>48048919Haunting.
>hey anon its yours>why that suprised look? cows reproduce by paizuri
>>48049195CC amazon seething because according to tribal law she's not a full adult until she's bagged a man
>>48049280Sounds better, but you still have to plan what to bribe her with. There is also the fact that with 10 interns it's going to be a 1 intern for every 10 zombies ratio, not including any dullahans and ochimusha captains there might be at any given time. You only have a very narrow time until they get caught and someone notices your presence.Also, don't forget to bring something for the vent slimes. If you get caught in one, it's game over.
Kots that start purring the second you enter the room
>>48049440Cait sith but only when she's relaxed and lets her smug aura down.
>>48049471No fuck off
>>48049479She WILL lie in your lap and you WILL rub her until she falls asleep.
i need hatter lap pillow
>>48049428No stealth because of mana detection, no combat because of several master warriors (dullahans and ochimusas), no aerial infiltration because of flying defenses (gargoyles and ghosts), so the only thing left is an elaborate yakuza judgement style disguise where I pose as a delvieryman for the local French bakery. The only way that'd work is for some silly special order where only the deliveryman can handle the dessert or else it'll like, explode/deflate. The entire scoody doo chase is just a red herring so their security chief samurai are elsewhere, with naught but an underpaid ghoul manning the entrance, easily bribed with a few packs of beef jerky.
Would you kiss a wurm for 5 dollars? Please anon, she's been looking for so long and nobody wants to kiss her, so she ate the other 999995 out of frustration.
>>48049523Beware of the undead kobold they keep as a pet. She really likes delivery men.
>>48049524No, her breath smells bad.
>>48049536No, she ate a lazurite so her breath smells blue.
>>48049302Sex with lich student
>>48049524I think I can spare five bucks for Wurmie, sure.
>>48049531nothing a bone coated in liquid smoke couldn't handle, bbq makers hate this one simple trick. With a few emergency cupcakes to placate the vent slimes, I should, theoretically, have a straight shot to the tea party room. Hopefully. Unless I've forgotten the vampire aunt visiting for the weekend who's currently drunk on vintage malbec she's brought with her, looking for a snack to pair it with.
Undead monsters don't really go snooping around old cemeteries searching for graves of long dead virgins whose bodies are long decomposed to dig up just so they can go "What a cutie! I'll have Miss Lich revive you to be my perfect husband!" do they? Do the Undead really...?
>>48049675If they do that to my body in the future when the portals finally open I'll sit up in my grave, nothing but a skeleton wearing a suit and then tell them to sod off. It'll look comical.
>>48049675i don't think it'd work very well. those old souls are long at rest and have already been cycled through reincarnation
>>48049683>I was looking for my husband in a cementery but something went wrong and he's a suit wearing skelleton now so i have to look for a Lich to fix him up.Sounds like a visual novel in MGC
>>48049675It's actually the other way for me. I go digging up graves in the hopes of finding a cute Zombie to take home and turn into a loving wight wife.
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>>48049766
>>48049766>>48049770Very cyute.
>>48049739Longhorns are looooong
Maybe stupid question: How is "Adopt a human boy as young as possible and raise him into the ideal man" supposed to work for aggressive and/or lustful monster girls? They can't let loose on a infant and I don't think they're patient enough to wait however many years for him to grow up.
>>48049195Traditional vampire slowly becoming a modern dorkpire after adjusting to today's world after like 1,000 years of slumber or something.
>>48049879Put him in the hyperbolic time chamber.
>>48049879>They can't let loose on a infant They can let loose on a Shota though. MAMONO MANA means his health would never be at risk. >I don't think they're patient enough to wait however many years for him to grow up.Two potential outs here that kind of combine:1. Because monsters are individuals and the profiles are half bullshit anyway, the monster doing this could be a more reasonable or patient member of her species. 2. No bad endingsTogether, that means that unless the monster was unusually patient she probably wouldn't pick up a Shota to groom unless he was some genetic freak able to flourish under pelvis pounding either whichever age he was found at or whichever age his momster lost control at.
>>48049921Thank you for clearing that up and I see now that I should have looked at it in reverse to see that the question was under a flawed premise to begin with.
>>48049948A lot of the time people take issue with the MGE it's because they're applying real world logic where it doesn't apply. The "no unhappy ending" rule is huge and lets you handwave away lots of stuff.
>>48049977>rabid anon that always calls it the mgeYou are very easy to spot. How much of this is you?
>>48049992Could be any one of me.
>>48049195Dragon newts acquire a bunch of men, handing one of to their malef queen
>>48050031Dragon newts acquire a bunch of men, illegally keeping them in their rape dungeon instead of handing them over.
>>48050117to befair, i would assume they would hand one over once every newt has a man
>>48050117>>48050031bunch of men becomes dragon newts
>>48049890Ancient beings embracing modernity
>>48050136They become dragon men and start hoarding dragon newts.
>>48050329Why even wear a skirt if it shows off that much.
>>48050343Monsters like to dress unreasonably light, it's their culture
Put my dog down today. He was 16 and very sick. I wish I had a MG to cuddle or do some magic shit to keep him living forever. I'm fighting myself right now because I really want to break 8 years of sobriety but I know Cairo wouldn't want that.
>>48049195modern day valkyrie becomes motivational speaker
>>48050336Dragon newts are the engine of dragon economy
>>48050329Disgusting. Give me the right one or no deal.
>>48050404I can give you the right but only wearing the bikini.Take it or leave it.
>>48050329Left one's skin color and general skimpiness, but with the right one's hair color and goth fashion instead of schoolgirl clothing
>>48050371You should've killed yourself and saved us the trouble of hearing your pitiful cries. Talk monster girls or GTFO you absolute mongrel. I take so much pleasure knowing your dogs dead because he probably thought you were just as big a piece of shit as I do.
>>48050371I am sorry for you, I guess. I think a lot of anons just lash out as projected aggression. They're not the most stable or happy here.
>>48050329That's what happens when you get a Pyrows as your fashion consultant
>>48050480I think the DL should subsidize more pyrows going tinto fashion consultancy. That's just my opinion though.
>>48047318Why is her tail coiling around his legs? That could be dangerous.
>>48050585Succubi are notoriously anti-OSHA and will seek out ways to create a hazardous workplace such as creating tripping hazards
>>48050596I should sue, hazardous workplaces are my wife's schtick.
>>48050602Imagine the slime it leaves behind. Janitors must absolutely hate her
>>48050602>wife's schtick.Why is your wife sticky?
>>48050602THEEEL
>Get job at a monster company>Tail tripping hazards everywhere>Flammable spores/pheromones in the air in the same room as various fire monsters>Slime trail tripping hazards>Open window perches for harpies, wyverns, and other flyers on the upper floors>That one irate Anubis secretary who keeps pulling Anon into the fire escape to fuck himThis all seems rather dangerous
>>48050602>>48050654LOVE AND THE MARRIAGELOVE AND THE MARRIAGE
>>48050643Because she's an eel on dry land. Also, so I can FEEL >>48050654.
>>48050585>On the other hand, the act of wrapping their tail around a man is proof of profound love. A succubus would only gently wrap it around her husband or the man she's considering making into her husband, and wouldn't intentionally let another man touch it. Conversely, when a man touches an unmarried succubus' tail, it will be interpreted by the succubus as an invitation for sex to bring the relationship to a deeper level. Touching the heart-shaped tip area is a thing which is equivalent to courtship behavior and a marriage proposal to a succubus.It's a marriage speed run
>>48050718I need to touch it, it looks so rubbery and nice.
>>48050759
With Yancow you will never drink water again
>>48050769Who puts pop tarts in the fridge?
>>48050781My second thought.
Young, fat-bottomed undead noble girls are for making love.
>>48050798All monsters are for making love.
>>48050798I don't need a noble, a random zombie is fine too
It isn't over until the Medusa lady sings.
