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Heaven is gooey and moist
Malefs aren't actually short because they can ride on the shoulders of their minions
Hm, yes. Trolls. But have you considered?
>have tomboy childhood friend>star athlete, captain of the track team>portals open, childhood friend turns into an alraune>can't move, rooted in her backyard>homeschooled now, can't run anymore which she loved to do>go over to her house every day after school to spend time with her>she tries to be cheerful but I can tell she's down>suggest she should get into weightlifting or some other workout she can do stationary>"well anon, I can think of some exercises you could help me with"She got embarrassed and changed the subject when I asked, what did she mean? I'll do anything to make her happy!
>>48061064She's not ready just yet. You will have to wait until she finally blooms.
Afraid of monsters stealing your seed? Just hide it in your best friend! She'll keep your seed safe
>>48061050>trolls usually have a strong musky aura around them>their hair always smells perfumed because of their gardens
I took my pills but the voices are not stopping.
>>48061082Childhood friends must always lose
>>48061050Consider a Troll growing vegetables in her hair.
>>48061125...to their childhood friend's cock.
>>48061137No that's gnomes, they grow beans out of their heads
I love cuddly succs
>>48061150Legumes have nice flowers, so they fit them both.>>48061164I love cuddly buffcubi
>>48061139That's improper to do with a friend. Someone needs to stop the cupid making these couples
>>48060936Troll body erotic
TAKE YOUR DAMNED CLOTHES OFF
Come out the grocery store, a damn hellhound is sitting in my passenger seat and asking where we are going, I've never met this woman before. She says she stopped some shifty looking raccoon from stealing my cat converter so she might be trustworthy.
>>48061082>won't steal your seed>from the girl that just keeps friends with benefits relationships with everyoneYou ain't getting it back.
would you risk it?
>>48061305Now, this is a classical example of lying with statistics. The result of drinking with succ milk is deterministic. If you are just a regular guy, you cum. If you drank a mimicry potion the slime exits your body, and if you were in the process of alping it just accelerates it.So, in reality, there is no risk drinking succ milk.
>Another troll threadNice. Big tanned freckled warm doughy SMELLY troll ass!
Let the stink flow
Forage without a guide!Eat unknown, dangerous, wild mushrooms!
The universe owes me a blissful life as a succubus.
>Canine girl sense overload when she climbs into your stinky bed thick with your smell and manaProbably enough to KO and subdue a hellhound
>>48061465this but it's me climbing into a musky, unwashed, stinky hellhound's bed (or sweater)
huge hound mounds
>>48061339>If you are just a regular guy, you cum.If you mean you cum out your soul and become a succubus, sure thing. Hope it was worth that one super orgasm.
Cumflating imp
>>48061465>>48061475Do you not wash your bedsheets?
>>48061489i do, but she likes me smelling of houndbutt
>>48061483Cumflating corpses
>>48061352A trolls lewd features are fine and all, but have you ever thought about how cute it would be for your troll wife to bake you a pie, watch intently as you eat it and then take out one of the ripe prisoner fruits from her head and sqeezes its juice into a glass when you ask for something to drink?Or what about you coming back from work and she gives you that look of "same as usual", and you just nod, lay on the bed face down and she gives you a nice, strong massage?
>>48061479No, that is not what i meant.
>>48061496Wash your hound
>>48061489Once a week, but by day 3 or 4 my sheets smell like body odor. Unless it's <60F in my room, I sweat a lot.
>Cu sith wife>Sheds her fur in your bed, on your furniture, and on your clothes>Unapologetic about it>Corners of her mouth turn upwards in an ever-so-slight smirk when you complain about itIs this what they mean by evil monster girls?
>>48061496I hear they sell houndbutt car airfreshners now too, along with lim and troll varieties.
>>48061552Sounds like a great way to hide being single
>>48061552Why give in to the greed of a danuki merchant trying to sell you a disposable imitation when you can just simply get a troll wife to spread her aroma all over your car?
>>48061561it is until a lim sees a chibi foam lim dangling from your rear view mirror
I dont understand why monsters keep trying to get into my pants. They are my pants, they are only big enough for me, thats why I wear them, ther certianly wouldnt fit two people at the same time
>>48061591Sweaty car sex with Druella
>>48061620try to get into their pants instead, show them how it feels like
>>48061536Do you think that anon with the dead dog would be happy or sad at the idea of it coming back to life and sexing him.
>>48061639You would need to find a monster that actually wears pants for that, though
>>48061653Most of them can't even find pants that fit their contours. What a tragedy!
>>48061675The quest of the denim-smith is never complete, for each pair of jeans he thinks might be his last, a monstergirl with juicer/thicker/more muscular thighs arrives, ready to do combat with equipping clothing once more.
>>48061639pant/legging entrapment is rare but very hot
>>48061653I bet Hatter pants are stretchy, I'd try to get into her pants.
>>48061755>tied up upside down by chesh and lowered into a hatter's ass, pants stretched back to snap your face tight against her rump
>>48061777Chesh doing the DL's work once again.
>>48061777is the gen z hatter more or less degenerate than the old fashioned hatter?
>>48061808modern hatters are way more degenerate then their grandmas.
>>48061875needs to be fatter
>>48061844Considering what they are taught in school, plus everything they see on TV and the internet I have no doubts about that
>>48061808That's cute. I enjoy MGE alternative outfits/hairstyles etc
>>48061777Checked, thank you Cheshie.
>>48061916That can be arranged
>>48061948damn cat hagbegging to be love corrected
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123608869desert cat (medium difficulty)
I will run so fast and flee and embrace my inner coward that the Lizardman and Salamander will never even get a CHANCE at being able to catch me and wrestle me down into a hot rape to fulfill their fantasies.
>>48061985Finally, Cockatrice-chan found her kindred spirit.
>Lich wife forgets the levitation spell so you have you carry her everywhere on your shoulders.
Need warm, slimy, imp tongue in my mouth
>>48062000Aight now post more of this eldritch cutie.
>>48062030What's even the difference between an imp and a sabbath demon?
>>48062041the sabbath one has more friends
>>48062041The Demon is more literate and knows more about law.
>>48062041Imp's don't have blue skin and black sclera.
>>48062044Imp>simple personaliy>bratty and unrulyLoli Demon>polite and attentive>is able to hold a conversation with youI think it's obvious which one is the superior one.
>>48062072If she doesn't say desu wa after every sentence and ohohoho when smug I ain't eating that coochie
Is it dangerous to sleep naked under your sheet if Mamonos are around? I don't want to stop sleeping naked just because Monsters are nearby.
>>48062072It's an interesting dynamic when the Demon is smarter than you and you acknowledge it.
>>48062072These little critters are also excellent cooks
>>48062089No, it's perfectly safe to sleep naked around mamonos and in fact you should even skip using a blanket and just enjoy the cool night breeze on your bare skin.
>>48062113That's a devil.
>>48062123All blueberries are the same
>>48062041Loli Demon>smart, and acts smart and cheeky>seductive>clearly has plans to become a good wife on top of being a lewd brat>has Demon's erotic monster features like blue skin, nice horns and slender pointed ears
>>48062129Some are cooler than others.
I ask a dragon:>How can I, a mere human, tell apart a good dragon speech from a terrible dragon speech? it will break her brain.
>>48062086She's excited.
Actually scary Zombie girl who catches you off guard wandering around somewhere creepy alone at night and scares the hell out of you, commences the chase and hunts you down relentlessly with all she has, and eventually when you think you're safe or lost her, she catches you and claims her prize: Raping the hell out of you next. Then when she's done she stops acting like a feral Zombie and kisses you on the cheek and says she looks forward to doing it again next Halloween before she falls asleep on your chest.
>>48062188This but with a Jiangshi and I'm caught wandering around a haunted crypt in an ancient chinese ghost city.
>>48062139All it takes is one "ya tebya lyublyu" in passing to make a lifelong yandere icicle
SCIENCE FICTIONDOUBLE FEATUREDOCTOR GREMWILL BUILD A CREATURE
>>48062181FATTER
>>48062268
>>48062198This except I'm the one chasing the Jiangshi with a basket of raw eggs and stammering "Y-you need to eat them, the eggs" from afar and then escalating to a shrill, unhinged "EAT ALL THE EGGS" once I'm closer while dramatic dissonant music plays in the background and I fastball eggs at her face like Ohtani on meth and ultra steroids.
>>48062248I see you shiver with antici
>>48062330...pation?
>>48062347So I'll remove the cause...
I want to be brutally raped by an ikemen, princely lilim...
>>48062357BUT NOTTHE BOSOM
>>48062383you will be raped by a stuttering nerd lim and you will like it
>>48061875Fat Cat Atss?
>>48062089they legally can't get you under the covers
>>48062391FINE, I ALSO WANT TO BE RAPED BY FACELESS, FATASS NERDY LILIM WITH HAIR COVERING HER EYES LIKE A HENTAI PROTAGONIST.
You can tell a lot by who is a grem's favourite scientist.You can tell a lot more by who her favourite fictional mad scientist is.
>>48062408If her favorite fictional mad scientist is Victor frankenstein that tells you she's going to be a really bad mother.
>>48062407This but she also has bags under her eyes, a wavy mouth, stutters kuje hell and has been bullied by other for the past 10 years to the point she almost attempted suicideOh and I counter and commit extremely lovey dovey missionary while kissing and holding hands
>>48062391I would like that a lot, actually.
All right, everypony! Let's all create original content Donut Steal Lilims! I'll start.>DruellaI think the one we all know about is just a hologram. So, this way she'll be real.
>>48062248from my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand, my inventions?
>Open blood bank in Undeadburg >Vampires keep coming in asking to make a withdrawal
>>48062687>Open a restaurant>Surprised when people come in ordering a mealYou played yourself
>>48062072The imp. Arch imp even more so.
Would you rather the fastest girl alive or the strongest girl there is?
>>48062718Counterpoint--smol jumping spider with an imp-like personality.
>Imp girlfriend that fawns over me and brags about me to her other imp friends>Imp girlfriend that genuinely thinks I'm the coolest person to ever walk the planet
>>48062784Imps need more art.
>>48062803We just got a new piece a couple days ago. These girls are super lovable
>>48062760I'm in it for the edge hog.
THE SABBATH COMMANDS THEEDeposit orgasm directly into fat loli ass, preferably inside womb.DO NOT DISOBEY
>>48062831No, I will deposit it inside hag cleavage and fat hag ass and NOBODY can stop me.
But what about ARCH IMP?!
>>48062831I will deposit it into a normal loli womb, fat ass lovers are fake lolicons anyway
>>48062408My Grem GF just saw Rocky Horror for the first time and now she's booked an appointment with Dr. Unicorn for me and saying she has a plan. Should I be worried?
>>48062831I will deposit inside loli ass until her butt becomes a steamy gaping mess, Jun doujin style
>>48062846they know i'm weak to asymmetrical leggings
>>48062760Is she also the fastest in bed? Because the idea of a quick shot GF is pretty nice.
>>48062862Are you also weak to asymmetrical gloves?Imp fashion is curious. They don't seem to care what others think about them.
>>48062846She looks like she's turned the tables on a rape correction more than a few times.
>>48062863A monster that has no endurance and easily cums is a dream come trueSpecially if she's a hag
>>48062863it's ms manticore
>>48062846An imp is an imp and I will cumflate her all the same
>>48062965It takes five men five days to cumflate an imp and from that tummy explosion a beautiful arch imp is born.
Vampire fangs erotic
>>48062972Call me minute rice the way i cook an archimp in 58 seconds.
>>48063004ms vampire after you nick yourself shaving
>>48063004Anon, those are vampire boobs.
>>48063064It's uncouth to stare at a lady's chest
>>48063070Jokes on you, I never had any couths to begin with!
In goats, the length of the estrous cycle is an average of 21 days but can vary between 18 and 24 days. Average duration of estrus is 36 hours.
>>48062881Arch imps are just as powerful as lilims after all
ass & hips > tits
Horn size >>> Wingspan >>> Tits >>> Ass & Hips >>> Feet
>>48063149God I love Zombies so damn much, I would impregnate a whole horde of them if I had the chance
>>48063149Those proportions are perfect for gaping athletes
>>48063149I strongly disagree.
Hey, wait a second, this isn't a low level dungeon, this is a fox rape den!
>>48063004I don't see any fangs but those are some cute red wings
>Visit ocelomeh cities during Día de los Muertos>All the ocelomeh who died single rise from their grave >Descend upon the men for a loving husband
>>48063324the signs outside get swapped sometimes
>>48063149Why not both
>>48062760I see no hear no evil
>>48063316Touch cow. Hold cow. Love cow.
>>48062760as the richest man alive I would prefer the left one.
>>48063470how about molest cow?
>>48063594"Touch cow" was the first thing I said.
I will just run away from the Elf. Her fat tits and wide hips are heavy and weigh her down, she will not be able to keep up and catch me. I will escape with ease before she can rape me.
>>48063601it is a rarity to see underwear among the women of the cloth
>>48063361>tries to impress you by cooking for you>kot zombie cannot taste so good anymore, but still has the memory of spicing up her tacos>like a cat pawing pointlessly at the sand, she keeps shaking the chili flakes on while drooling a little bit>shake-a shake-a shake-a>29% of the taco by mass is now chili flakes and hot sauce>at some arbitrary point she decides it's perfect>hands it to you and meowoans encouragingly
>>48063611It's a rarity to see underwear among monsters
>>48063623The undeath has changed nothing, a living ocelomeh would do the same thing
>>48061164That's all succs
Fun fact, nothing gets a salamander going like wearing a feathered cap, a breastplate, and the biggest sword you can manage.
>Being raped by a monster you can't understand
>>48063760i thought it was when your blade shatters against hers and you both cast your weapons aside to fight barehanded
>>48063769Some say that tanukis sell magic blades that break when they meet their 'partner'Funnily enough they happen to be popular sells to salamanders, orcs, and particularly chuuni damphirs.
>>48063149I like monsters with those proportions because I bet they are quite eager and skilled in anal sex
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that if you go north you can find barbarian cats there too!Though they are a 50/50 shot between big and buff Siberian Jinkos or small but fierce Pallas cat tier
>>48063762Playing charades and learning what to call each others parts while snuggling after the rape is kind of hot. Though she's likely to call your penis a chorizo or something else just as silly.
>>48063762>she tells you the safe word>What?>grins and digs her claws into your chest
>>48063762Love is a universal language
As a good Order citizen you surely wouldn't joint some secret underground cult just because they promised you sex with the priestess, right?
>>48064018What's wrong with dabbling in a second faith if at the end of the day I'm still procreating with another human? I don't see how the church could take any real issue with that. We're just having a little fun in the shadows. Frankly, the church should be condoning it!
>>48062760I choose the most autistic one (the yellow one)
>>48064018What? No, of course not. Now if the meetings had free snacks, however, I'd be inclined to at least sit in and listen a bit
Holstaurs are for ____________.
>>48064195cow licks
>>48064195stalling RPG maker game development with their massive paizuri CGs
>>48064018>just because they promised you sex with the priestessThey also promised me milk and cookies
i keep having to buy new drives to support my expanding collection of 0.6-3.2 terabyte 90000x160000 .pngs of cow prows
You're not weaseling your way out of this one.
it's 2060 and your gremlin wife just zip bombed your neurolink with 63 yottabites of nudes
>>48064401Are gremlin wifes required if you want to chroooomemax in MGC?
>>48063646Officer hellhound, arrest this woman for for impersonating a lich!
>>48064255And you’re not even gonna share any?
come roll some gacha
>>48064401Those are some creepy looking teeth.
>>48064649Does she make the sound when our child comes out and we both laugh and I tousle her hair on the birthing slab?
>>48064401>Darling, turn off my cum inhibitors!
>>48064649Not until they release the rates.
>>48064952I read that as "release the ratas" and now I want to see a SWARM of ratas.
Best monster to roleplay with when I put on my robe and wizard hat?
>>48064887>tfw ywn a robo lumThis planet sucks
>>48064649I fucking love slightly transparent clothing, all monsters should wear thin material like this.
>>48063760>>48063769Amateurs. Calling a lizard a "scrub ass martial" then blasting her off a cliff with a massive fireball is how you charm the bitches. Bet you fools didn't even know she'll pay for the second date if you tbag her when she's stunned. Git gud and maybe you'll find out what she can do with that jar of sword polish.
>>48064042Reeee dilettantes and apostates go and stay go.
>>48065279>I fucking love slightly transparent clothingSame, imagine a loli Demon wearing white lingerie like that and the blue skin and purple areolae teasingly showing through it.
Anything recent to read? I'm bored and stuck at work for the night.
>>48065597We had two werewolf stories in the last couple weeks, if you haven't checked them yet.
>>48065597Bit of a dry spell recently, which I'm not helping currently.
>>48065621No haven't read them yet. I don't have much interest with dogs but the last magus's story warmed me up a little bit. I will try that, thanks
>>48065279>>48065535It's the fucking best. I jerked off to pic rel like three times when it was posted for the first time. I think my brain is already fried from mamonobanana.
>>48065659! !
>>48065659Calm down son, it's just a drawing.
I don’t have the heart to tell General Lim that she’s not a very good speech maker
>>48065659Bush pero pero
>>48065864The body is round
Show me that there soft big brown moo
>>48065659fuck I lost again, this time palace guard's just barely visible areolas broke my will...
>>48065902That's not a brown cow, that's just a gnome with a naturally occurring milk geyser.
>>48065131Only Mamano Magi Black (Hellhound) can defeat the evil Wizard Anon, all the other Magical Girls have been defeated by him so the worlds only hope is her.
>>48066018>Take a beloved license >Put a blacky as the new main character
>>48066028Tacokot Attorney At Law, we find the defended "Kitty".
I need a monster girl wife who protests those dastardly Lims, confounded DL’s husband and the downright meddlesome DL as much as I do!
Need monster wife I can cast bellygrab on
Ded
>>48065902
>>48066291thats a big cow
>>48066379For you.
>>48066145You can cast bellyggrab on any monstergirl if you run the burger spell in tandem.
>>48066399Opening a burger place in hagville so all the sad and depressed hags go there to eat away the pain, only for them to become fat and truly incapable of chasing men!
>>48065659Is it wrong that I want both the priestess and guard anubises as my wives?
Cat priestess could beat up dog priestess.
>>48066483That just makes them vulnerable to getting picked up and shoved into my basement spa dungeon.
I want to bake a pie and goad bogie into throwing it
>>48066628That's silly, just cream a pie for her.
>>48066618Thats how you end up with molten hags unable to leave the water
>>48066718Spaju
>>48066145You can go and play with your momster belly, but remember that one thing leads to another
>>48066718Well, the longer they stay there they more money i make. Soon i'll drive a bunch of rich hags bankrupt and when they are without money and addicted to my slimming treatment they will have no choice but to start working in the spa themselves.Soon i will amass an army of hags that are indebted for life to me.
>be nice to a little blue slime every day on your way home>over time it grows and one day is just a little smaller than you>one day it makes its way inside and onto your bed>"su...ki..."
>>48066763This is a very grabbable belly
>>48066763I don't mind having a daughter or two with my momster
>>48066974>only 2What do you think those funny pill bottles on her nightstand were for?Those are not sleeping pills
Genie, I wish you were the master
>>48067002I don't want to be greedy, I just don't want to make her feel bad
>>48067029Its not like you have a choice anon, it takes a single spurt just to have the doctor tell you its octuplets and you better start thinking of names
>>48062760I'll take the robot clone of the fast one, thanks.
>>48066763Stirrups are great on hags
>>48061050Thank you for posting this!
>>48066974Incest is the purest form of love, and children created that way are the purest proof of love
>First daugthers name is Spaghetti>Second daugthers name is Tammy-LynnWhat should we name the third one on the way?
>>48062760I'll take the dorkiest one.
The Hellhound when you and her first meet>grabs you up by the collar>"Hahahah! You're all mine now! I'm gonna have fun making you into my LITTLE BITCH! That's right, cry! Keep crying! Your tears just turn me on more, fuckmeat. You're nothing but a living dildo.... for ME!"The Hellhound a few weeks after your first rape and subsequent marriage>caresses her pregnant belly while she lays her head on your shoulder>"I'm so lucky to have you, anon! You make me so happy.... promise me you'll never leave me, okay?"Why are they like this?
>>48067394You can actually instantly defeat a hellwan by meekly calling them prettyThey literally have no clue what to do at that point
>>48067324You're welcome?
>>48067394The power of preggo correction
>>48067413Always remember to properly thank your rapist when in MGC
>>48066691I'm not going to cream the clown.
hag holsts and milf minos are NOT prime beef!
>>48067509They are ultra milk and extremely dangerous
>>48067394Because they're shit and should be avoid at all cost if you have a few neurons.
>>48067526
Hey! Listen!
Welcome to the rape games anon!Your opponent will be this haghound in heat whose been overdosed on fertility drugsYou get a one hour head start
>>48067550Small fairies make great onaholes.Its known.
>>48067539>Can't deny it>Post cheshLoser.
>>48067562i know you are chesh but what are hellhounds.
>>48067567A mistake.
>>48067550Ah yes, Fairy companion. Those aren't mandated by law yet, but they're like smartphones: so handy everyone just assume's you've got one
>>48067509Fine, aged prime beef! Are you happy now?
>You won't escape my legs.What Monster does this phrase best describe?
>>48067682Cupid.
>>48067682Wolf
>>48067682Any monster with leglock distance, that is any distance at all
>>48067553I love monster sports, specially since the elderly can participate too
>>48067682Buns to adventurers in the starting zone
>>48067682Oomukade.
>>48067703>Watching the mon olypmics>It's a bunch of hags playing shuffleboard and curling>The Camera seems to always focus on the hags asses and giant milkersOne of the top rated segments
>>48067682Oomukade and by a landslide.
>>48067553Don't forget to watch the full coverage on MonSPN and complete analysis with out table of experts
>>48067788Why is there no fox at that table
>>48067794No idea, I didn't make the picture
>>48067553I'm going to cuck her with a young cheshire cat.
Mana is stored in the breasts.
>>48067817She must be low on mana then, or a shit mageShow me real mana tanks
>>48067794Because the foxes are the ones doing sports? Duh.
Men should date monster girl elementary schoolers with big butts.
>>48067712>>48067737Remember the "fearsome mukade" poster, from an eternity ago? I just did. Yeah, he was a huge faggot.
>>48067879No? What?
>>48067869I don't mid the age of the monster but the big butt is mandatory
>>48067869Correct and based
>>48067817Fact. This is why cows make the best mages.
>>48067895I want to spread those cheeks
>>48067898>>48067924mick where's the gachaslopare you getting old or something
>>48067958You will need at least 50 more points in strength before you can do that.
I just wanted to catch some fish.
What happens when a lich/dragon zombie/wight/other high ranking undead conquers a living order realm?>Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
>>48067788I want to catch the anal tug of war playoffshttps://files.catbox.moe/2pxlqw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zhb0xw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tpd5au.jpg
>>48067952Look at the profile art of girls like Dark Mage, Demon, Pharaoh, Wight, etc and how breedable they are, it's not wrong to expect plump children.
>>48067553I'm personally more into anal and cumflating disciplines than just plain rape
>>48068063I don't like the idea of a blowout.
>>48068084ThisItsNav and his consequences have been a disaster for lolicon pornography
I like bapho
>>48068118I like cait sith.
>>48068063Fuck off
CHESH SEXO NOW!
>>48068108I've commissioned Nav a bunch and he's capable of doing the regular loli bodytype too. It's just he really, really likes big breasts on them.
Myconid-chan got moves.
>>48068224Monsters need to find alternative ways to burn all that stamina
>>48066671>is t-this your stuff? I didn't h-hide it, honest...Oh, so this little fairy mist've found my stuff after I lost it, how kind of her to give it all back to me, I simply must reward this little creature somehow...
>>48068224Myconid is a spongey lil gal aint she
ded
>>48068459This Halloween watch pet cemetery, where a man get relentlessly chased by his new, undead evil lovers, cu sith and cait sith.
>>48068224Pog,
>>48068459I'm busy.
Why do they refuse to wear pants?
>>48068587So that their captured gringos have easy taco access
>>48068587Because pants give them no tactical advantage
>>48068224Very impressive, but can she match Greenworm's special moves, the Kangaroo Hop and the Shrimp on the Barbie?
>>48068630Pockets are a tactical advantage.
>>48068761Monsters come with a pocket
>>48068830Ooooh! Like dress pockets on her dress! Ladies love dresses with pockets.
>>48068761Monsters don't have such limitation, they use other ways to carry their stuff around
>>48068847No, fanny packs. Monsters are obsessed with boomercore fashion
>>48068903I would Miss Chesh with a fanny pack.
>>48068886I don't think that it's quite hygienic to pass around money or stuff covered in boob sweat or milk
>>48062248SEE ANDROIDS! KISSING!
>>48068953Shut up.
>>48068955BRATS AND TIT SWEAT!
>>48069041Brats, eh? Good Wisconsin mamono, then?
>>48069092Yetis and holsts force feeding you cheese curds and beer while while watching the packers
>scarred and violent alley cats>wiry and grizzled barn catsChoose on tom, you can't escape it.
>>48069041AND ANON STARS INA ROBOT SEX TAPE
>>48069180I choose bothI can fix them
>>48069180cat
>Hag trying real hard to fit in with the young folks
>head pat a myconid >so smol and cute >irritated frown >”stop”>headpat her harder>so light and spongy>she compresses downwards>…”don’t-“>boing
>be square ass Orderite citizen>see squat uncouth goblin at the market>decided to ignore the filthy savag-->Owmyheadwtfeverythingspink>Goblin breeding? That sounds like a great idea, Miss dbbdghzs SKREEE WAAGHHThen they're in jail, because public stall-destroying sex is petty they're in a conjugal cell with industrial wholesale lube and low diameter anal beads.Then he learns that the only Human she knows is "goblin breeding". He rises to the occasion and learns her croaking and gutteral tongue and, incidently, the Goblin language too.Tfw more than half of her native vocabulary is directly related to goblin breeding. It's okay, surely he will be able to reach a mutually beneficial arrangement and will not lose in a battle of wills with his relentless tiny fuck machine roommate hahahahaThen they return to society. Having agreed that goblin breeding is objectively the best thing ever, they are shocked to learn that husbando is being unpersoned by those darn Orderinos for his modern and scientific theories in the field of goblin copulation!
Come move to a beautiful Irish island and be rewarded with great wealth? Nah, that's a fae trap right there
>Wife is a sound sleeper.>Paint a racing stripe on her boobs.>She is very confused in the morning seeing them with a racing stripe.>"Husband, why have you done this?""I dunno, lol."
>>48068886How do flaties carry their stuff around though?
>>48069539Buttcheeks
>Anon continues his holy crusade, loyal onawaif at his side! >Then action packed battles with those gosh darn Orderidoos. >Shake him like a baby as you spurt ropes into your goblinwaif even as she snarls out a speech on goblin breeding!>Who do you work for Orderino?>The Gapelymic Committee?!>Backhand the last conscious Order mook into a wall.>Close up on anon's eyes as he squints his way through an internal monologue:>The Gapeolypic committed are some influential fags, but I don't feel like doing a miniboss series...>Anon squint-think passes to his gobbo waifu!>The pov does a squint-think close up on her face, fetching in its deliberation>The voice-over is a snarling brief sound >"Goblin breeding while holding hands during ejaculation with the lights on in public for the purposes of recreational procreation of the seventh kind " states the subtitle, helpfully, for what is a couple of syllables of audio.>Like all Goblin speech it gives the vocal impression of being comprehensible even should the speaker's mouth be simultaneously engaged in a complex task>The camera focuses on her luscious lips.>"Goblin breeding." she says in broken Human, while still giving an impression of intense thought.>Thier eyes meet dramatically, speed lines are involved>They nod in unison and begin fucking on top of some unconscious armor dude.>Presumably they know who to go meet to get the drop on them darn Gapearinos!>Any minute now, guise...>All pretentions at a plot vanish as the next hour is devoted to hardcore goblin breeding
>>48069565Fuck off with your forced meme, faggot
I'll just wait until the Ogre is asleep and sneak out of her cot. Then I can get away safely and she'll NEVER be able to find me or rape me again!
>>48069525i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit and headpat mgs everyday
I'm gonna do buttfuck sex to an anubis and then I'm gonna do it again.
>If anyone can get get over on those Gaperdinos on the Committee it's the Cockroaches!>Having a nominally democratic vote regarding sex acts, no one has managed to get so many sports officially entered into the Gapeolympics as the Devil Bugs!>Our heroic duo set out to meet the Cockroaches!>You show them the power of love, anon!>Oh wow, y'all just fucking in a pile. Anyway this is my waif, [Goblin Breeding of the 112th kind] -->A Devil Bug moans around the limb she's sucking on as her sisters impale themselves on her own limbs. Presumably there's a human in the pile of gooey insect sex.>Squint close up on the happy face of a Devil Bug, she is squirming with delight on three limbs.>Reluctantly the Bug withdrawals from the orgy.>Slickly shivering with lust she turns to our heroes!>The camera focuses on her hungrily lusty face.>The voice-over is an insectile susurrus with wet sexual sounds and muffled moaning.>"Breed. Breed. Breed. Breed. Hello? Breed. Breed. Breed. Breed. Maybe a sandwich? Breed. Breed. Breed." Translates the subtitle for the brief snatch of audio.>The Devil Bug moans and turns away from the pile.>Her sweet naive face is wet and contorted in effort as she confusedly moves her arms.>Gradually her pantomiming becomes more sensical and it becomes clear she is trying to remember what a sandwich is via gesture.>After a moment the Bug succeeds and gestures for the guest to sit down in some bean bag furniture, while she fixes a sandwich. >Gobbo sizes the moment with her quick wit!>"Goblin breeding." she says in a growl.>The lone Devil Bug rips her gaze away from the jar of mayo on the table with a haunted longing expression in her eyes.>"Breed." says the Devil Bug succinctly as she rubs her face all over the sandwich.>Anon nods to himself as the squelching background sounds fade, those darn Gaperinos have no lack of tricks it seems!>Anon checks his flag list for his next stop; there's no way he'll let them get away with these dirty trucks!>>48069611I don't even follow that meme. This is random shit posting on my part, homofren.
>>48069754ur mom is a meem
Your chances of being adopted by a cow are always low, but never zero.
>>48069786you should adopt a cow instead
>>48069790I would if I could.
>>48069794thats too much cow to adopt at onceyou need to start small and work your way up
>>48069777Can't argue with that. Now that our heroes have discovered that the Gapeolympic Committee is vetoing the Cockroaches in defiance of Holy Law, what should they do?>Be armored Gapeolypic Committee dude>Stand on a peak dramatically>The sun sets dramatically over a fleet of dirty trucks.>Close up on him, his menacing armored helmet hides his face>We hear an insectile susurrus as the camera closes up on him>he clenches an armored fist and stands as the dramatic music drowns out the sound>He thrusts his fist forward and the fleet of dirty trucks begins moving at his commandThis thread is so fucking sad.
>>48069804Counterpoint: I like big cows.
>when you chesh too hard
>>48069822>Cheshter Cheeto>Dangerously Meme-y
You WILL help repopulate the elven race.
>>48069831What IS the deal with CHEESE? Why do rats need to steal it and get into comic misadventures of a larcenous variety? How do they exist in picaresque torment while getting enough brief and bittersweet foments of joy to tide them through? Is it goblin breeding, or perhaps ALICE that carries them across the vicissitides of a precarious existence?
>>48069860No. I'm busy. That's a job for elf men. Why do I have to solve their problems? I'm trying to make wurms, here. I have an actual god-given right to not be molested by elves. They are NOT monsters.
This isn't a sacrifice to the dark gods of a savage civilization, this is just rape!
>>48069860Aight.But I only accept loli hags.
>>48069885>Apocalypse is merely odd sex tourism>Jizz for the sun iykwim!It's like discovering that more than half of the lost documents were badly written fanfictions about cuddling. It's a bad feeling. An anthropologist somewhere is crying!
>>48062784>>48062803
>>48069954dokidoki
>>48069954>see this outside your window
>>48069954>see this under your sheets
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that its very important to remember the difference between a wurm and Lindwurm.The difference is one speaks germanic, meaning you'll have no clue what she's saying.
>>48069954things would be different around here if i had an imp
>>48069954Very imp-ressive!>her face when you make her a grilled cheese for dinner
>>48069786>go on a nice hike through the hills>come through a break in the treeline and into a sprawling meadow. it slopes gently into the river that winds between the mountains>perfect time for a snack>plop down right there with your backpack between your legs>zone out munching on cheesy crackers>your legs are way more tired than you thought>your morning coffee is wearing off>the grass calls you like a bed>lie down>feelsfuckingamazingman>closing your eyes lets you enjoy the sun and the breeze even more>zzz...>huh, wha>your cheek and temple are sopping wet>sit up>bonk into a skirt-clad butt>a cowbell jangles>holst straddling your chest tries to pull her head out of your backpack, but her horns get caught>sits up and says "Who's there?">wagging tail baps your face while your spare socks, underwear, and camping cutlery pelts you>scrambles off and
Fluffy cow.
>>48070042>The difference is one speaks germanicbut does she also wear a barmaid outfit?
>>48070053speaking of morning coffee wearing off, fuck me.
>>48069565I like it more as a broadcasted sport
>>48070057The answer is yes.I think its because she targeted me when I was in a tavern.
>>48070065Then how am I going to fit in the giant Devil Bug swarm fuck-mecha? Think, anon, think. I guess we can replace that with a scene of gobbo waif getting her shit kicked in by a clearly superior hobgoblin; upon getting some love powerup she'll go apeshit all over the hobgoblin with a gruesomely long series of vicious and effective cunt punches. The scene closes on the hobgoblin, face down and ass up. Gobbo waif holds opponent's face down, cocking back her tiny oiled fist..."Goblin breeding!!!!" screeches the hobgoblin, as the camera focuses on her screaming face. With the defeated enemy giving up and exchanging her battle-cry "Hobgoblin breeding." for "Goblin breeding", her defeat is full and complete. She grunts in submission as the triumphant gobbo waif withdraws the fist from her ass. The camera pans into the hobgoblin's gaping asshole and the credits scroll across the darkened anal void. Romantic music plays as the screen splits: anon and gobwaif engage in goblin breeding on one, as the other continues to scroll credits in the sad defeated butt-cave of the vanished foe. Sounds great, I'm sure Fund my Netshits pitch, faggots.
>make love to lims gf>everything from handholding to french kissing feels like a brain shattering orgasm>probably a better high than any type of drugs on the market>can only slur words and moan by the time actual penetration happened>can't even go insane because mamono magic so the pleasure receptors of your brain just keep flaring off at maximum that should have made you brain damaged if you are a normal man>whole body felt like being bathed in acid except all the pain felt like pleasure>mfw my lim gf post pic of my post coitus ahegao peace sign all over her family group chat>hip still convulsing whenever I flashed back into being fucked into a wreckstill love lim gf but I think I would need pelvis replacement and mental aftercare each night
>ywn listen to "Love is where we both belong" with your waifu while watching credits scroll on the backdrop of a hobgoblin 's anusONLY TO SUFFER
>>48070126Accurate depiction of having sex with a lilim (or any other top tier mamono)
>>48069141>force feedingThey don't gotta do any of that! I'll be the one outdrinkin them and I better not see a damn one of them touch my smoker or grill!Go Pack Go
>>48070126>Boohoo I gots fuxxed into a seizure and gots da trauma Weak. That's way better than curry night at Akaname-chan's, you hardly have room to complain.
>>48069954>OMG did you see anon drink his orange juice straight from the carton he's so KAKOIII~
Damn, the new Gaira fucking sucks.
>>48070126>my post coitus ahegao peace signThe true measure of a dark monster's power is not how good she makes you feel, but how retarded she makes you.
>>48069954>tfw no Imp gf who's always excited like a puppy when you get home from work
>>48070263I enjoyed it
>>48070263The Succ OL story was great, that's exactly how I imagine how a working environment is in MGE, except with more nudity
>>48069822I chesh'd so hard and memed so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
>>48069954>>48070049Imp-ortant contribution
>>48068886I WILL redeem her cards
>succ priestess, knight and a mage look at you and say that their party is lacking something
>>48070622but they already have a magic user
I cannot go to dragonia, there is too much tail there
Best monster girl to keep you well nourished are objectively harpies or from the harpy family, you sustain them with mana and in exchange they supply you with fresh eggs and milkhttps://files.catbox.moe/lqai2x.jpg
>>48070732I am of the opinion that a harpy's egg should be so large that it would be able to provide for at least five quiches. A real two-hander, you know?
>>48070751wowee think of the omelettes
>>48070670Mage, huh? That means you've got to have lots of mana, you can never have too much. Let them check your balls to verify your reserves. Your staff too.
>>48069822
>>48070732>>48070751>>48070788that's kinda weird anons
>>48070808I'm a sorcerer...
>orderboo demon GF has purchased yet another set of "authentic" "hand-forged" "traditional" farm tools and a straw hat made out of "real empire hay">nothing gets her more turned on these days than indulging in her feudalism kink and calling her a peasant while she mewls "yes milord~" every other deep stroke into her "seedbed"
>>48070864prime dragon bait
Thread asleep
>>48071853Give a man some firewood, and he'll be warm for a day. Put a man's head under a yeti's shirt and let her latch her legs around his waist, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
>>48070864>>48070864>48071020>anon's family has long history of "consorting" with dragons>everyone in dragonia can smell it on him>his very blood draws him to them
>you have drawn aggro of the fairy
>>48071986>cute little LN fairy batting at your shoe>gets exhausted half way through
>>48071991the cute ln fairy is dangerous if she gets you in the shoebox
god please murder me and transfer my consciousness into a reality that does not suck ass
>>48072153>Anon was transferred to a reality where he sucks cheshire ass instead
>Dragon wife has her own mountain volcano, tropical island she roosts on
>>48072280>roostslol. they really are featherless birds. mere flying lizards.
>>48072280I'm going to install my evil engineer lair in the skull shape mountain on her island.
>>48072280>carefully maintained so the volcano can stay a little active all the time with the lava going into the sea and uninhabited parts
Why is everyone so scared of this lady? I am gonna go for a hug. She looks like she is good at hugging.
>When you come across a buff mino that also has a high IQ and has followers
>>48072388Hmmm, saggy.
https://imgbox.com/g/bjbZfctr2wWikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 20. This concludes the weekly report.New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/3IlvgAhGSearch schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
what if an anon could make a chorus of sirens sing in harmony?
>>48072498>FridayYou're early, Wikifag.
>>48072498This is what maid looks like.
>>48072545*peak maidGot a bit distracted.
cow of the fallen god
>>48072721Why do they call her the fallen god?Wrong answers only.
>>48072779she got a lifealert sponsorship
>>48072851>I'm having chest pain!t. old unmilked Holst
>>48072545Why are maids like this? Even the kuudere onesAlso I love this artist, his kikis are great
>>48073042Adverts in hagville are always so bizzare. Yesterday i caught a "Willma Cornmaze" selling exta strong pasties glue on TV
>>48073184Early Kikis were selectively bred in an enviroment where always having milk available for their mastah's morning coffee was a highly sought after trait.
the indomitable human spirit vs one smug kiki
>>48073307you can't handle the smug anon
>>48073352>>48073307Is the smug ojou kiki a bigger threat than the stoic kiki who hardly speaks and when she does it's a very thick accent?
>>48073252
>>48073382The smug Kiki in dire need of correction, and the stoic Kiki is for anons in dire need of correction.
Temporarily infatuated with fat wight ass, why are regal undead so enticing
>>48073833>TemporarilyC'mon anon, don't lie to yourself.>why are regal undead so enticingIt's all abot that knowing look she gives you when she sneakily lifts a part of her dress to reveal just enough skin to get you going. That ephemeral revealing of her inner beast in contrast to her regal and demiure self is what makes Wights so good.And her bloated asscheeks, of course.
Would you be able to differentiate or distinguish a focks even if her ears perfectly blends in with her hair?
>>48070263Gaira?
>>48073936The scent of hag and fried tofu is a dead giveaway.
>>48073936I can tell what's gachatrash yeah.
>>48073833The top rank monsters are the most beautiful, their bodies are the most beautiful, they wear the prettiest clothes and lingerie, and their classy behavior is the most charming.Getting to slip past a metaphorical fortress that is the status of a noble Wight, Pharaoh or Ice Queen and into her bed is everything a man could ask for.
As a natural born empath, I will use my emotion manipulating magics to spread irrational hatred of monsters among humans like a plague for the Order. Even a monster's loving incubus husband will have his love turn to HATE the moment my magic hits him. And NO monsters will be able to stop me either!
>>48074096>anon was later in fact stopped by a mindflayer sticking her tentacles down his ears and turning him into a moaning cumming mess
>>48073833All undead have such perfectly bloated bodieshttps://files.catbox.moe/hof2v1.jpg
>>48070263>Furry werewolf who looks like every tsundere ever in modern anime as the first story>By the same guy who did the nice kaiju Sahaugin storyThe horror, absolutely ruined.
>>48070850How can you day you love her if you wouldn't eat her egg? All of it.>>48073382That depends entirely on the accent. Not all Kikis are Slavic flavored.
>>48073897Honestly think I blame lady demitrescu for my fascination with tall undead nobility, I'd probably let a vampire/wight enthrall me very easily, and they seem the type to be incredibly smug about it instead of disappointed there's no elaborate chase
I'm looking for some monster girl games to get into. Would anyone have any suggestions for something good?
>>48074240I dunno, like Vanadis visual novels, I guess?
>>48074122I wonder if "bloated to perfection" can work as compliment to pick up undead
>>48074240Paradox comes out in five days.
>You heard my song? Thank goodness... Someone has finally come for me! Say, could you please remove the seal on me?
>>48074295I think you're lost my friend. Reddit is over there.
>>48074240Monster Girl Dreams has my recommendation, even if it's still in the beta phase. Nara best girl.
>>48074240Succubus AffectionDragon Princess is HungryMonster Girl DreamsDrain MansionNursery SlimeFrom Frontier
>>48074240The Sequel games are quite good
The government should give me a dommy-mommy wife.
Vanilla is not a "plain" flavor, its just widespread because it's soo good. Same applies to succs.
>>48074417This man gets it. The flavor by which all other flavors are judged shouldn't be looked down upon, nor should succs. Well, at least outside of THOSE situations, where they like being looked down upon.
>>48074417Dommy mommy fantasies are not vanilla.
>>48074471I love my computer
>>48074471I want to participate in a gaping league with a nine tailed Fox, imagine the ecstasy of the public when she lift her tails and shows the work I've done in her ass, the audience going wild and the judges giving closed 10s
>Well thanks Officer Wan for not giving me a ticket for breaking the single male curfew>hold on why are you taking off your uniform?https://litter.catbox.moe/xrnb5t.png
>>48074527Fuck off.
>human from hyper advanced civilization from some alternate reality becomes first to unlock means of interdimensional travel>perfects it into technological form and becomes a multiverse traveler>hopping around different universes exploring realities at his leisure>until he happens upon the MGE world>bumps into a Lilim who instantly becomes infatuated with him but he isn't fond of her world or how it works>leaves and continues hopping universes>Lilim, unwilling to let him just go like that, spends a few thousand years experimenting with magic until she creates a magical method to travel different realities outside the influence of the Demon Lord and Chief God>uses it to chase down her honey across different realities>now super-science human is no longer a traveler and observer but a man on the run from this crazy super-magical demon girl chasing him across the universes relentlessly
>>48074544I will not, AI is the only way I will get to see what a Hellhound would look like if it was drawn in the style of Ginzake.
>>48074577I don't give a shit you retarded indian.
>>48074591Rent free.
>>48074591I am not a street shitting pahjeet.
>>48074241>>48074326>>48074329>>48074343I'll look into these, thank you.>>48074278I've been counting the days. Very excited. Just gotta hope the translation doesn't take too long.
>>48074591I like it.
>>48074623Are Gacha games with monster girls particularly liked here? I used to play one but got tired of grinding for weeks in the hopes of getting a character I wanted.I even tried the one focused on monster girls when it came out, but the lack of understanding Japanese kind of made it difficult for me to really get invested. I've been mostly trying to avoid them since then but I get the urge to jump back in now and again.
>>48074645>Are Gacha games with monster girls particularly liked here?No, faggot.
Spending a summer vacation in Hagville!
>>48074577>>48074591>>48074602>>48074614>>48074644DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!
>>48074652Other than the clear attempt to squeeze money out of players? Are there any particular reasons? Are there any that might be considered good if they didn't try to milk you for cash at every opportunity?
>>48074662Saggy breasts are not attractive
>>48074715>Are there any particular reasons?Shit designs and faggots like you have spammed them for fucking years now contributing absolutely nothing. Also the fact that gachafaggots are buttbuddies with the furnigger running rampant so if you want to talk about gacha do it elsewhere.>Are there any that might be considered good No, because they're all time wasting trash.
>>48074747Speaking of your unharnessed autism, KC hasn't released a monster girl this month.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnBWacTRLoQThe Harpy version of this happening to you
>>48074795>tfw no jinko wife who makes bank producing shitty youtube slop
>>48074715>Are there any particular reasons?Over the years I've been here pretty much every franchise has been attacked for one reason or another. I think it's one or two anons doing all of it.
>>48074834Fuck off, Mick.
>>48074728More for me then.
What happens to young boys that sneak into the oni village?
>>48074909They become men.
I love this cat I love her so much, you can't even understand how deep it goes. She's perfect in my mind. Fluffy where needed, can support and hang on your shoulders, keeping your warm her fluffy bits while teasing. The purrjobs, imagine the fucking purrjobs... I LOVE CHESH
>>48074747Me spam? Never. Gachafaggot? meh, not really. Furnigger? Yea, probably.>>48074773Hasn't he been sparce with new ones over the last couple years anyway? Or have I missed a few? I know there was the Balrog recently. And the last ones I really remember were the Krampus and the phoenix. And I only really remember the phoenix because of the weird feathers in place of her hands or something.>>48074834I can understand most of the dislike. If there was more good Monster Girl content, I'd imagine it would be easier to ignore them.
>>48067869Monster girls go to school?
>>48074909They are perfect height for standing cunninglingus/anilingus. Big red cheeks/blue folds in his face under the loin cloth.
>danuki aunster insists you call it "gucci"
>>48074952>asn't he been sparce with new ones over the last couple years anyway?Kind of but it's very funny too because he had a poll about working on the game or going back to profiles and the game won. He said he didn't care and would do profiles anyway. Then pretty quickly started slacking on that too.
>More furfaggot concerntrolling over MGE while shilling dogshit like gachas and MGQ
>>48075045Is it even still his primary source of income? Doesn't he do illustrations for other projects?
>>48074939Yeah, Cheshires are cool but stop drinking anon. You had enough for tonight and you needed a good rest.
Eros is good and all, but the Hathor priestess has been the most convincing to me so far.
>>48075159Apsara is like a monster made by their powers combined.
>>48075026Spooky
Koturday... huh? ...heh. Already? *sighs reminiscingly*Koturday. I like the sound of that. Koturday it's is.
No ghosts, ectoplasm is impossible to get out of the bedsheets
>>48075256Those glasses are bait to put anons in a false sense of ease.
>>48075344>EMGVomit.
If a Monster tried to rape me I would slap her on the face. That would make her stop.
>>48075356My favourite is the lilim that is a girl of the streets.
>>48075387What if it's a dullahan and she put her head on the nightstand?
>>48075256pretty cute, I never usually notice the little fur armbands wights have, makes them a little more fluffy
>>48075218When you see that pic don't you want to maker smile? I need to take her with me, she shouldn't smoke alone.
Smells like garlic and depressed frogman
>>48075451More like rotten potatoes
>>48075192Gotta love a good collab.
>>48075425She looks a bit like Holo.
>>48075387Cockslap her to show dominance.
Post handsome women
>>48075398Wight's profile outfit with all of it's little details is pretty amazing.
Which monster smells of ginger
>>48075525Apparently you don't have to, everyone forgets the poor girl exists. You'd think a milk elemental would be more popular, but we worship the source here.
>>48075633Dark Mage preparing the halloween party.
>>48075654>everyone forgets the poor girl existsThe other Eros girls kind of get overshadowed by Cupids.
>>48075570
>>48075676Cupids have a strong gimmick, helps them stand out. Houri also do okay, but bard bird and apsara deserve more attention.
>>48072498Thank you wikiman
>>48075480Here you go anon. A nice mspaint cat girl for you.
>>48075695BIrds aren't that popular here, and apsara is a one trick pony who's gimmic is already mostly taken by the more polular holstaur. A bit of a shame cause they are both pretty unique.
>>48075774Holstaurs don't dance as well as Apsaras though.
>>48075873Very true, but then again the clumsy sloshy movements of a holstaur that can barely manage the size of her breasts are also hypnotic in their own way.In general, we don't see much of the other artsy girls aside form writing or painting because they more or less reflect the thread. If by some miracle someone started doing MMDs that would probably change.
>>48074459Mine are--I have them dipped in a vanilla candy shell.
>>48074939You are a wise man, Anon.
>>48074685>NOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM THE HEBI MARRIAGE CARD SIR!!!!
>>48075075It's all so tiresome.
>>48075997>implying jinkos wouldn't learn that they can get men by posting pictures of their abs on the internet
DesignatedRapingStreets
I want to run my hands along a loli warrior's body and feel the subtle muscle tone under the soft skin and plumpness.
>>48076014>tiresomeMiss Car Automaton is also tiresome! She has 4!
>>48076040>Jinkos making MonTok videos of them casually walking right next to rampaging Wurms and Sandworms to show off how cool and stoic they are>Half of the videos end up with them getting blasted away and disappearing in a distant twinkling star like a one-man Team Rocket
>>48076164Miss Wurm is a good gurl and would not rampage.
>>48076171She would when the Turkish ice cream vendor yoinks the cone out of her hand for the 4th time
Sometimes censorship works out for the better. Love the tail.
>>48076014You could be drawing ms paint monster girls right now.
>>48076206>gachaslopno thanks
>>48076049This but with my tongue
>>48076206>>>/vg/Begone.
>>48076206It is a pretty nice tail. If you are into that sort of thing.
>>48076228Licking a loli warrior monster's erotic thighs, belly and chest is a wise course of action.
>>48076249>If you are into that sort of thing.
>>48076212Bud I barely browse these threads anymore. The fuck makes you think I want to indulge your mental illness.
>>48076383Why are you trying to reason with a schizo potato?
>>48076383You do try to have fun, right?
>>48071873Because the Yeti marries him and they retire to a wintry villa and live the rest of their days in snowy, cuddly heaven, r-right?
Realistically speaking, what would a Monster's reaction to finding the body of a murdered human male dumped in the woods be?
>>48076573>I can fix him-lich
>>48076529Because no one's cold with a fanny pack yeti. Backpack yeti are typically considered to be more convenient though.
>>48076573Call Miss Lich or give him proper burial.
>>48076573Is it possible to fuck it until it comes back to life? Imagine waking up to some monster girl screwing you when the last thing you remember is getting shanked.
>>48076573Miss Lich>Miss Lich encounters a murdered human male.>Communes with his spirit to ask him about his killer.Miss Wererabbit>PANIC>Run off to find authority figures to help.Miss Cheshire>Reenact Weekend at Bernies for a couple of days, then drop him off with Miss Lich to do... whatever it is she does with corpses.
>>48076573we can rebuild himwe have the technology
>>48076608God dammit grem we are not building a cyborg anon with “balls of steel”
>>48076392Boredom, I guess.
>>48076633Duh, are you stupid? We're using titanium! This bad boy will be ushiproof!
Aside from getting sithed, succumbing to mushroom brain, or becoming a hellhound's husband, what are the other bad ends in MGE?
>>48076683>ushiproofUshis are capable of more than just violence to get a man, Miss Gremlin. Like being cute. And cuddly. And adorable. Also comfy because they're furry. And cute!
>>48076529No.Hahahahaha.No...It's a chalet.
Danuki tongue in my mouth.She sensed the gold filling in there.
>>48076694Curses! Drat! Foiled again by the powers of cuteness!Well have to install laser eyes and rocket boots onto his sidekick automaton to override the cuteness with the COOL factor.
It's Friday night! perfect to spend some relaxing and stress draining time with your lonely auntster
Happy Baphomet, Cheshire and Wight kids trotting down the street after school and laughing and having fun!Suddenly they see a human male sitting on the steps of an apartment coughing with a bottle of liquor still in the brown paper bag in hand!A real human and not an Incubus like their daddies are!Bapho points rudely and goes "Wow mister, you haven't turned yet!"Man scoffs and goes "Yeah, because what would it change?"Man lights himself a cigarette, looking real dissatisfied and angry!Wight kid tugs at Bapho kid's sweater and says she thinks they should go!Man coughs on cigarette and smoke and ekes out "You happy kids? Well soon, you won't be."Bapho tilts her head - "What do you mean by that?""You're happy now, but when you grow up, you won't be. Cause' when you grow up, you have to pay bills. You have to take meds. You have to watch trash television programming and eat greasy frycook garbage."Monster kids all looking grim now as man takes a swig of liquor!"And you, BRGH, you have to do it, or else you don't get money. And when you don't have money, you can't do anything, cept' waste away. And without money, no one respects you. No one likes you....""Well that's just horrible, mister! I don't think everyone ends up like that!" Bapho barks back defiantly!"Yeah, my mommy and daddy are happy!" Cheshy says!Man shakes his head!"It just hasn't caught up with them yet. But it will. And the worst part is? You numbskulls get to live forever because of your... magic, and your dumb mana... so you get to suffer forever too. Even I don't envy you."Man stumbles up and sluggishly walks away back into trashy, nasty low rent low class apartment where he lives in endless depression!Bapho, Cheshire and Wight kids all continue walking home, now quiet!All now fearful of the inevitable!All afraid of growing up and becoming members of society!All of them now realizing how transient happiness is and how fleeting the MGC "utopia" really is!
>>48076761They all go home and get comforted by their parents and then return to find the same man years later as adults and rape correct him for scaring them like that back then which leads to immediate tenfold improvement of his life, conditions and entire neighborhood into a prosperous place, banishing all misery.The (canon friendly) end (to your stupid ass miseryfag shitpost fuck you).
>>48076692But just imagine the headpats, ear scritches, and your petwives sleeping in your lap. And all the affectionate licking.
>>48076788>>48076788I thought with all those exclamation marks he was too busy staring at Miss 'Nubis to think straight.
>>48076692Becoming a perchScratching postThe spider's flyShark baitHeat lamp
>>48076692Getting Sithed isn't so much a bad end as it's rather boring.
>>48076753That's the perfect monster body
>>48076701Good end
Suprise anal is the most common prank in MGE, you should try it with your friend, your sister or your roommate, it's quite a funny prank
>>48076842It works really well on nuns.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121568939
>>48076842>>48076886Fuck off.
>>48076886And Anons!
>Possessive, clingy cat wife when you've been gone for more than 2 hours>https://files.catbox.moe/l5za9o.mp4
>>48076906Linking to random unrelated media is my favorite type of monstergirl content. So high effort too!
>>48076753I intend to sniff the sake scented breath of that obese danuki!
>>48076917https://files.catbox.moe/pvedc5.webm
>>48076917What's your least favorite type of monster girl content?
>>48076944Pure meta conversations about the thread.
>>48076842I did it with my momster and found it quite funny, the thing is now she refuses to wear underwear or something below the waist in the house
>>48076842I think my roommate could fall for such prankShe's an exchange student so it would be great to break the ice
>Walk up to hag monster>"Come with me, and I'll put your womb to good use.">Immediately walk back in the direction of my carThis line works 110% of the time on single hags.
>>48076753I love overfed monsters
>>48076842You could prank your auntie like that at the beach since she ll there defenseless and in position
>>48077012I'm sure that's when she's expecting it though.
Don't make me sign you all up for a Church of Eros sponsored speed dating event
>>48077031I'd rather die than deal with those pick retards.
>>48077012you can make a lot of money lotioning up monsters at the beachthey must really not like sunburn
>>48077031>speed dating event>go and carry away the first cupid you seethat still counts as speed dating right?
>>48077050You definitely get points for speed.
>>48077031The church of Eros also sponsors the matchmaking leagues and blind date sites
>>48077091it won't let me swipe right on hebiit's just more hebi
>>48077031>>48077091what if a single man doesn't show up to these events?
HEBI IS UGLYHEBI IS THE UGLIEST OF UGLIESTOTAL UGGOI HATE HEBI SO MUCHHEBI IS SHIT TIER
>>48077107it can pivot into a hunting party
>>48076608>cyborg Anon bursts into a bar full of both undead and living monsters>"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me"
HEBI IS CUTEHEBI IS THE CUTEST OF CUTIESTOTAL CUTIEI LOVE HEBI SO MUCHHEBI IS WIFE TIER
>>48077031>find a wife for a single guy Any% speedrun
>>48077138he's got a point
>>48077195>>>/vg/
>>48077138Nice try, hebi,
>>48077211
Why are gacha players so subhuman?
>>48077215Nah, hebis are cool. I could see a man being into gettin' coiled by one, or doting on her with a bucket of snek oil--that's not medicine, it's to shine her scales.
>>48077224Literally discount Hindenburg.
Why are spider lovers always thinking about double leglocks and kissing spider mouths until thier fangs squirt venom?
>>48077242Wouldn’t it be called scale polish then?
>>48077253Because it's hot?
>>48077253designated cuddle monsters
>>48077255Because MARKETING
>>48077279is snek really that powerful?
>>48077292Yeah, scale polish might make you think of some gross dragon or something.
I'm going to tell monsters I hate women and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>48077317But there IS.>Miss Rata organizes a complex betting pool around the exact date, time, and circumstances in which you alp.>Side bets for what you alp into are available.>She offers you a cut if you turn into a Devil Bug (alp) on December 14, 2024 between the hours of noon and 6 pm.
>Alpfaggots show up to force their tranny fetish>AgainGradually I began to hate them.
>>48077250She's like a big sister succubus to me
>>48077371Nobody has said anything about alps you schizo.
>>48077224>>48077250>>48077375>>>/vg/Take your chinese slop elsewhere.
What song should I sing at karaoke if I want to be raped by an oni?
>>48077380Blind retard.
You know there's no escape when she breaks out the tail wrap.
>>48077443That just means that she loves you.
>>48077443>>48077450>>>/vg/Chinese slop doesn't belong on /vg/.
I heard that there's a children's game called "shag-a-hag", I wonder if it's fun to play as an adult
>>48077456I bet someone from Hagville gave you that info
>>48077460nah, brah, it was your mama
salamanders in legwarmers making you squat until you collapse and can't walk anymore so they have to carry you
>>48077031How would that work? Just curious, of course.
>>48077472>at the gym>can't finish a rep on the bench>ear shattering sound of every weight in the gym hitting the floor as every mamono present races to be the one to pull the bar off of you
>>48077474>Step 1: CRYSTAL METH>Step 2: DATE
>>48077474You get to leave when you find your wife. And not a moment before
>>48077486The Church of Eros really doesn't like bachelors do they?
>>48077494You WILL receive a loving wife. It is NOT optional.
>>48077494they're their favorite
>Jabberwock with the most unspeakable depraved fetishes known to Wonderland>Her most reprehensible fetishes: making your wear a bowtie with no clothes on during sex and handholding in public
>>48077486Oh, i wouldn't want to leave until i'm deeply in love with my future wife and about to embrace her into a loving kiss.I'm talking more about the specifics. Is there a time limit? How do the cupids decide who i see on a date, etc.
>leave home for a job in a different city>portal happened>went back home for the holiday>mum is now a succ and dad an incubus>making excuses for me to leave the houses so they can "secretly" bang each other 24/7>announce they will have a second honeymoon this year>keep making cringe boomer sex jokes at the dinner table and hint that I will have some little sibling soonhelp me
>lust>Vices: Pride, gluttony, LUST LUST LUST >LUSTlust
>>48077529>making your wear a bowtie with no clothes on during sex andMaking someone else expose themselves in public is reprehensible.
>>48077580>hint that I will have some little sibling soonYou mean your future succ loli wife?Keep it in the family, anon!
>>48077587The bowtie nudity thing isn't meant to be done in public like the handholding. Sorry if my poor grammar confused that.
I like that story about a schizo anon and his reality warping lilim wife trying to fix him. Big noir and denpa at timesPlease recommend more lims stories.
>>48077605>Met a lim>She smelled like stale pizza and sadness>Locked in a room with her by her meddling friends and relatives>All she wanted to do was talk about Supernatural, obsessively going through all 15 SEASONS of it while trying to explain how the main characters should've hooked up.>Sam and Dean Winchester. Brothers.Help. Please help.
>>48077615>be nerd lilim>working 9-5 as some conqueror of human territories>spend the night eating microwaved TV dinner, drinking beers and watching let's play and podcasts >stay up late on the weekend watching zipangu anime or reading manga>probably have a crush on some local human boy working as a cashier>90% chance of being NTR by a fat faceless merchant danuki
>>48077577Cupid agents will use your browser history, body language, ancient scrolls from Eros's archive detailing every love that will ever blossom, and a pinch of womanly intuition.
>>48077615How to deal with neet monsters 101 >step 1: push monster down>step 2: mating press
>>48077638OK, can they hurry the fuck up about it, though?
>Stinky, neet, nerd lim that's a bigger memelord than the biggest memelord cheshire
>>48077671>anon trolling some stinky nerd lilim on 4mon>she opened a portal through my monitor, pulled anon in and raped him femcel mamono is a menace
>last online 10 years ago
>>48077676Good thing I'm too fat to pull through the monitor.
>>48077676Good, our battle shall be legendary.When I emerge victorious, I'm making her take a shower by HAND if I must.
>>48077583i love wocksi want to have both hands laced in my lap as I lean over on a park bench and take her cheek virginity with a little kiss while she's looking at the sunset
>>48077718you are too pure for a wonderland degenerate.get you an angel instead.
>>48077646Then you can ask to be jabbed with an arrow at the door
Goodnight anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, prepare for the spooping day, the day in which ghosts, witches, liches, and all manner of undead and dark spellcasters are at their strongest!
>>48077107Don't worry, that won't happen
>>48077749No... we're burning it all down!
>>48077752That seems like a fire hazard...
>>48077790No good sally is interested in being non-hazardous.
>>48077107>wake up chained to a chair with fuzzy pink handcuffs>"Hello, Anon. I would like to play a game."
>>48077925I prefer to meat my wife the old fashioned way, in single combat at the arena known as Waffle House at 3am, winner takes all, loser is raped and has to pay for breakfast.
>>48077936The Waffle House salamander is truly something to fear
>Be dragon searching for human rival>"What he died after a mere 70 years, how did I lose to this bum?">It's a new era and the dragon adapts, but with great age comes great thirst...>"You found where his soul will be reborn? No, money is no object. Anything, no matter the cost!">...and with great thirst comes...great responsibility >"He was bitten by a radioactive spider? What the fuck does that even mean?">In a world where centuries of longing can be fulfilled in an instant>"Uuuuoooohhh. You really can shoot webs...">can this dragon make the grade?>A gargantuan knightbot holds two people, one in each massive fist. One is a pathetic looking child, the other is the unconscious Spider Man. "There is only one answer to the test! You must choose." says the knightbot in a cold robotic voice.>The dragon, now wearing a schoolgirl uniform and bifocals, looks up in horror from her messy paperwork covered desk.>She screams, running forward with a sheet in her hand, in slow motion as the knightbot releases his captives over a pit of spikes.>The screen goes black >"NOOOOOOOO!" wails the dragon's voice.Spider Man: Into the MGEverse. Coming to theatres after KC's game comes out.
Which monster adult magazine should I subscribe? I know, I know the internet and all that bullshit but come on! I can't say no to good ol' magazines
>>48078139Mega Moos
>>48076938
>>48078139The Tractatus Democraticus. It's banned in the entire Desert Region
>>48078139I like to imagine that there are version of magazines like Gaira but are stories of how monsters found their husbands/boyfriends and are told in there, also TV shows equivalents to that which are the equivalent of our soap operas in our world but their version have a lot of hardcore sex. Quite popular with housewives in the morning together with the matchmaking sport leagues on TV.
>>48078025I've never watched a spider man movie, I don't like western superhero movies
>>48078139I wouldn't mind seeing a Monster Publication of their version of Easy Riders. Tits, Motorcycles and Hairy Bushes.
>Meet a brat>Correct her>Turn into a giant spiderSo how was your day?
>>48078158Interesting...>>48078251Tell me more>>48078270Honestly a soap opera starring monster girls would be one of the best things I've ever seen >>48078301YES!
>>48078399>Tell me moreI imagine it's a lot like that Monty Python bit with the annoying peasants
where's gachaslop tho
>>48078464Mmmh...yeah I can read that
>>48071973>anon's branch of the family has been out of the dragon business for a few generations >anon's grandfather warns him to be wary of those foul beasts that enslaved their bloodline for so long>how their freedom shows the strength to overcome lies within all of us>oops look like anon is getting shipped off to boarding school in dragonia>and ALLLL his classmates can smell the prime piece of man meat that is among them (with a nice seasoning of several generations worth of primal dragon blood)>I can't marry a Dragon!coming spring 2025 on the NukiNetwork
>>48078524>NukiNetworkMuch better than the garbage in Fox+
>>48078486Of course it also argues in favor of replacing the monarchy with Serpent Societies.
>>48078524I'm sure anon's fairy dragon classmate wil help him out
>>48078524and who are the lizard ladies looking to bring a in back into the fold (of their wings)
>gently sidestep your ancient evil wife's advances to finish something important>trigger her final boss music from when looking at her was instant death without max resistances and 6/6 Panoply of the Divine Crusader>shit bricks every time
>>48072012>fairy when your big>cute, pudgy, deeply little things>fairy when your small>seductive mistress of the night I'm demanding an explanation from Titania
>>48078624at least one ojou blue dragon, a creepy malef, a tsun red dragon and a gold dragon student rep whose a secret degenerate
>>48078629a wurm who wants to be his friend
>>48078630the yan fairy is somewhat expectedthey have to be more aggro to secure mates
>>48078718whoops meant for >>48078624
>>48078723>>48078615>dragon fairy is anon's cute little companion who helps him navigate school and dragonia life>gets shrunk down one episode >she instantly goes feral and starts hunting him down>acts like nothing happened once he's back to normal
>>48078630>>48078723>>48078761they should also change art style from their chibi form
Ded hours.
Gonna bully a lizard girl after I find her stacks of DEFEATE'D magazines
>>48078658ojou must win, its as simple as that
>>48079200Haha, no way is that a real magazine
>>48079330>t. lizard girl with a stack of them under her bed
>>48079200>DEFEATE'DOne thing I enjoy about the martial types is their tenuous, strictly functional grasp of language.Every fight girl that can make a speech or write a poem about your battle is guaranteed to have grown up among pansies with a demon silver spoon in her mouth.>her: i-i just read it for the articles>you: ishygddt.jpg
>>48079355>her: i-i just read it for the articles>"Uhu, what articles? Come on, tell me."
>>48079459For me? It's the Hannah S. Ratasdottir articles
>>48078950If you could have an undead version of any seamono, what would it be?I would love an undead mershark. It would be like a water ghoul. I don't think you'd mind a few days under the sun on a sandy shore at the edge of the surf with one between your legs, getting your dick gnawed and slurped like an oyster.
>>48079589>Hannah S. Ratasdottir articles are mostly about how guys take combat girls out on nice dinners before taking them to an arena, beating the shit out of them in a duel and cuddling while watching a movie
i have a burning, yearning, need to sith.
>>48080145Nobody cares that you didn't take your meds again, schizo mick
>>48080145that just means you're gonna alp out into a sith
>>48080171no no no don't mention alps, touristbros hate them
>>48079596I'm seamono averse, but I think a lot of cute bugs would be just as cute, if not cuter, as undead bugs.
>>48079596dullahan shark for max headpatsghoul sea snake for max paralyses
>>48078723>>48078630>Muffled sounds of passionate thumping against cardboard from shoebox
>>48079200oil her tail
>>48080281with virgin oil
>>48080288EXTRA Virgin oil.
>>48079200>tfw she becomes nervous after he finds her stash>oh no what if he knows her defeatgasm?>it's the dogeared page with the stains, how could he not know!?>hahaha I only read it for the battles this changes nothing between us my noble rival hahaha>nothing to see here!>let's get back to hawt melee combat with blunted weapons for the purposes of competition!>get outmaneuvered by the human because of flop sweat and sticky hands>he puts his foot on her chest, and his blade at her neck>just like in the training manual woodcuts she doesn't masturbate to three times a day!>uuuuoooohhh hurts so good>he's doing the pose uuuooh gonna yield>ohgodimyieldingimyieldinguuuuooooohhhh>tfw he decides "wander in search of adventure" instead of brutally violating her cloacaRemember ladies, there are a limited number of ways to neutralize a combatant. Picking a specific tactic or posturing doesn't actually mean he's into you. Did you know that roughly 37% of combat involving Lizardmen spp has no sexual connotations to humans whatsoever? Your friends may say that all you have to do is wear a chainmail bikini, but they are wrong!>A lizard man, tough muscular and clad in a chainmail bikini, sits in a chair. "I thought this would be enough to get him monologuing over my defeat." she says, idly pulling her bikini bottom mesh to the side. She looks at the camera anguished "It wasn't. It's not even worth the chafing, to be honest." Remember, being heavily armed and violently horny is no substitute for clear communication! This has been a public service announcement from West Midlands.
>>48080408>wander in search of adventureSo he used the backdoor?
>>48080434Lizardmen have only one lower door, they're too busy to train in oral vaginal anal and a variety of combat techniques & protocols. So the vaginal and anal are combined in an effort to maximize training effectiveness.
>>48080457>Lizard start screaming stuff like "knock my ass up" because she never learned the difference
>>48080457>Lizardmen have only one lower doorOh yeah? Then how do you explain this then?https://imgbox.com/bn9d3beRIt's just a common myth spread around by anal obsessed lizarmen.
>>48080479obvious photoshop
>>48080479If I beat her I'm gonna tie her up and then devour her butt
>>48080232>jiangushi oniOverpowered. Unfair. DL please nerf.
Whatever you do do NOT ask a with what happened to the tip of her broom. Worst mistake of my life.
>>48080566>One time at Sabbath Camp...
>>48076761Based whino bum.>>48076788They hated him because he told the truth.
>>48077138I agree, and I recognize that I belong inside beautiful, comfy, shirohebi tail.
depreshire cat
>Hey anon have you checked out my soundcloud yet?
>>48080408>Defeat a lizard girl in a fight>She seems WAY to exited to have lost>Keeps talking about all these positions and thing you'll do to her>Excuse yourself and leave>She keeps trying to get you to rape her
>>48080690derpire cat
>>48080788>derpire
>>48080703Greenworm eating watermelon ASMR?
>>48080690T-that's ILLEGAL!
>>48080811if you send her 10 bucks she'll do a NSFW version
>>48080811>13 minute video>She eats 17 watermelons and is halfway through another.scary
>>48080813stupid hat for a silly cat
>>48080730And we have to pretend that's a bad thing because?
>>48080836Violently high cardio exercises involving weapons and a combined anal/vaginal orifice is too chad and niche for most anons. If only anons weren't too weak and sickly to crudely jam themselves into filthy wet cloacas like real men. Modern sanitation and jurisprudence have had disastrous consequences for the human race.
>>48080836Because I find the scenario funny. I would keep denying a lizard girl just so I can watch her beg me to rape her no matter how much I want to fuck her.
>48080961>48081120Who let the underageb& /trash/roaches outside their containment board again?
Feeling into wisps lately
>>48081136anon they may be incorporeal but don't just go shoving your hand in their bodies for a feel.
>>48081128Plot twist: the boss rides a dragon to work.
He's trying really hard to force some brain damaged meme again
>>48081297Nah, I'm saving retarded memes, like Zombie Dragon sex in cars, for the next thread. When did brief shitposting become meme forcing?
>>48081297Vagueposting accomplishes nothing and does not deter anyone from posting
>>48081272>empties her cloaca, and demands that you dick herWhy did you have to ruin a perfectly good greentext like that?
>>48081355Because he's one of the parasites from the cuckposter discord that's been raiding us for literally two years straight.He's here to just spam just with /trash/, nothing more.
I take my coffee like I take my women.Rectally
>>48081326Some anons really want to sanitize everything down to handholding and waifu fantasies with an undercurrent of depression.
>>48081384 handholding Holy SHIT, Anon, this is a blue board.
A Color update. She's now yellow!
>>48081448Yellow there.
>>48081448She looks even more depressed than befire somehow.
>>48081522She may BE yellow, but she's feeling blue.
>>48081362alp posting scares them, as does bapho posting
Well, look at her--she's scary!
>>48081355Sorry chum! I'll do better just for you. Next time she won't void her proto-vagina before taking his 'sword'. Thought I personally disagree, I respekt your urge to see lizards get their peanut butter churned! So you can look forward to more improved greens for you to enjoy!
Youtube just recommended me a 13-hour video explaining Bionicle lore, is this the end for me? The jackals are pawing at my door...
>>48081589Scary? Not at all. I'm gonna desmug that bapho!
>>48081589I preffered the lore where she practiced roam and rape until she found a man she liked enough to keep.
>>48081664Yeah you're cooked, garnished, and served with a side of potatoes. Enjoy your autist wife.
>>48081676Yes, everybody knows your roastie used goods fetish by this point, no need to remind us
>>48081664Keep them at bay by alt+tabbing and pausing frequently, turning a 13 hour video into a 20 hour watch.
>>48081704It was ambiguous what she did.
>>48081664Anubis is a good girl; you two could be real happy together!
>>48081598>deletedSorry pal! Better luck peddling your trash elsewhere!
I need kots. KOTS.
>>48081816She can has cheezburgerz.
>>48081816This cat is too cringe, I'd rather run to the woods and find a bobcat or cougar
hop hop
>>48081816Me too, especially this beautiful purple one
