By the way, Reisen is totally an earth bunny, that's why she doesn't wear her moon uniform anymore, if you think otherwise then YOU ARE A FOOL
>>48063111Ringo gets points just for being one of the few tummy 2hus
>>48063031This is a thread for bunny yuri
>>48063131That's fine as long as you acknowledge that Reisen is an earth bunny and not a moon bunny
>>48063235"Being delusional is fine as long as you're delusional."
>>48063290Shut the FUCK up, Reisen Udongein Inaba is an EARTH BUNNY and you HAVE to accept that
Why does Reisen like reverse raping innocent human villagers of all ages so much?
>>48063334Reisen would NEVER rape anyone, she is a pure and nice rabbit who respects consent
>>48063296SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE AN EARTH RABBITIf she at least put a little effort, then maybe I would accept her.
>>48063379Shut up! She's just a little stressed out, but that doesn't mean she isn't an earth rabbit, she even rose up to the ocassion and defended earth from the moon when the ocassion called for it, she is an earth rabbit through and through
>>480633851. Combat is the second most moon rabbit thing she could have done. Who has ever heard of an earth rabbit soldier? If they existed, Daikoku wouldn't be locked up.2. She only did it because Eirin told her to. Being a servile little creature is the most moon rabbit thing.3. She rose up to the occasion and DEFENDED THE LUNAR CAPITAL FROM IT'S INVADERS.
>>480634072. It's only because Erin actually knew of the thread, if Reisen had been aware of the fact that the lunar sons of bitches were planning on attacking Gensokyo, she would have risen to repel them.3. Only because the lunarians were planning on wiping out Gensokyo otherwise, Sagume states it as clear as day, otherwise Reimu, Marisa, and Sanae would've just let the lunarian capitol get overrun anyways.
>>48063436tummy....
>>48063422How many decisions has Reisen made of her own free volition?
>>48063460Well, at the very least, defending earth from the lunarians was one
>>48063471No, it wasn't. Eirin made that decision for her.Earth rabbits are notoriously free spirited, yet Reisen only does what others tell her. Curious.
>>48063460She makes the conscious choice to thighfuck villagers.
you belong to the rabbit now
>>48063503What's she gonna do with a mind cobtrolled human?
>>48063513Get that Human to sell Medicine instead of her
>>48063533Medicine is NOT for sale.
>>48063491.............you know what, fuck you, I bet Reisen would've volunteered to save Gensokyo anyways
>>48063695What makes you think that?And even if that were true, courage and fighting spirit already denote her as not being an earth rabbit.
>>48063713It's thank to Earth rabbits that Reisen even knew a peaceful life, of course she'd do anything to defend it, even invading earth rabbits like Ringo and Seiran love earth rabbit life
>>48063721Then why didn't any actual earth rabbits help? Maybe because fighting is not in their nature, but it is in Reisen's?
>>48063754At the time, the only other Earth Rabbit strong enough to help, was Reisen herself, this is because most Earth Rabbits are not trained to fight, otherwise, Tewi would've assisted Reisen
>>48063436her crotch is steamy
>>48063799>otherwise, Tewi would've assisted ReisenI doubt it.But why aren't earth rabbits trained to fight? Because they were not CREATED WITH THE EXPRESS PURPOSE of defending a land, unlike Reisen?
>>48063835The fact that Moon Rabbits were created with any purpose at all should tell you that their existences were made with unfair conditions, the fact that Reisen rose up to the ocassion is fact that even Earth bunnies who should've been trained out of any purpose, still rose up to defend their homelands, All this means that Reisen is far more loyal to your average moon bunny to the earth
>>48063874But personal affinities cannot change her nature.
For me? It's Tewis grand grand grand grand grand grand ... grand grand grand grand kids.
>>48063874And look, I don't have anything against Reisen. She is a perfectly fine moon rabbit, one of the best, actually, but I don't want her to pretend to be something she is not.
Which bunbun would make the best roommate?I think Rengo would be a pretty good roommate
>>48064165For me that'd be Reisen but only because I can be just as fucking neurotic as her sometimes.Two weird peas in a messed up pod.
>>48064165Ringo'd be the best if you wanted someone who wouldn't mind your mess, but you'd have to put up with her lackadaisical lifestyle too.Seiran would share her home cooking with you, but you might come home to her washing your fortnight-old pile of dirty laundry without asking you first.
>>48064523Seiran is also a gargantuan nympho who would sneak into your room at night to do unwholesome things to you! Very scary!
>>48064532That doesn't sound very pure...
>>48064165Rengo?I did my best.
>>48063460She made those rat-repelling devices to help the villagers deal with their rat problem and was then promptly punished for expressing an independent thought.
>>48064539Gave me a chortle, nice one
>>48064547That's what she gets for selling fake medicine to short-ears under her masters good name.
>>48064539Rengo Usagi.
Look guys, a moon rabbit!
>>48067775Where? Behind Reisen?
>>48067800If Reisen is an earth rabbit, tell me what earth rabbit characteristics she has?
>>48067809Daikoku's perfection.
>>48064539I love it anon
>>48068264She has Chang'e's perfection, is that not just as good?
>>48063460She decided to imprison and insert several spiked implements inside Marisa's rectum for 18 and a quarter hours continously while yelling various racial slurs towards humans, this was after Marisa intruded in Eintei.Reises was, thereafter, praised by Eirin with a headpat.
>>48063460she ran away from the moon
>>48063491>Eirin made that decision for her.Read LoLK's prologue. Reisen was never ordered to repel the invasion, her only orders were to deliver the medicine to Reimu and let her handle it. Eirin even mentions that it's best if they don't get directly involved in the incident, but Reisen promptly ignored that.
>>48063460It's not really accurate to say moon rabbits as a whole are servile, considering 4 of them went rogue on their own.
>>48073771>4 of them went rogue on their ownThey weren't real moon rabbits then.
>>48070754Are you sure she came up with that on her own accord? Who's to say that it wasn't a secret order implanted by Chang'e that was intended to somehow lead to her escape? Perhaps Reisen is still working towards that goal without even being aware of it.Perhaps Reisen isn't as loyal to Eirin or reverent towards Kaguya as she pretends to be, perhaps Chang'e is just using Eientei and Gensokyo as a means to deal with her captors and that deranged, pathetic woman obsessed with her worthless dead son.Tell me, anon, can you truly ever trust a traitor?
>>48074636But Anon, if Reisen is a sleeper agent still working for her true master, then she isn't a traitor. Your last question bears no relation to Reisen in such case.
Seiran is very cute you should take her on a date Anon
>>48073882Yes, they are. That's how they were born and nothing can change that.
>>48074668Carelessly showing off her nips, Seiran is a HARLOT!
>>48074636Chang'e is currently sitting BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in the hyperbolic time changer (also known as a random jail cell the moon) and she isn't getting out any time soon
>>48074989>>48075040Which one, /jp/? Titnaba or Flatnaba? Flatnaba is the correct answer.
>>48074668Oh wait her nipples really are exposed
why did ZUN give Reisen three separate names for him to always lump together so it looks like a full name?
>>48077376his ways may never be fully understand, doubly so while sober
>>48075081Big-tited rabbits don't have crumpled ears.
>>48082265No crumpled ears, that's not Reisen, just another moon rabbit.
How large are Chang'e's breasts?
Yeah I'd buy Seiran's slightly worse dango instead of Ringo's, that's what loyalty is about
>>48092234She makes them with LOVE!That's what matters.Ignore Ringo, she doesnt matter.Come to Seiran's shop!
>>48092272I'd rather come to a Seiran doujin.
>>48092272Yeah exactly, Ringo's dango may taste better, smell better, have better shape, and be around the same cost, but Seiran puts so much effort into them
>>48092321Why does it feel like you aren't talking about dango at all...?
I don't give a shit if reisen is from the moon or the earth we all know she is from the moon anyway, she is cute and I like her
>>48092325Well, I WAS, but now reading back I can see how one might come to that conclusion
Eat the dangos, Anon.Take me on a date, Anon.Princess carry me, Anon.Say that you love me, that i'm the best rabbit in Gensokyo.
is this bunny?
>>48092483I'm afraid you've been swindled, Anon. That's a centipede.Don't take the big tengu's deals next time.
>>48073882Cute yuri bunnies!
>>48092396This rabbit will never land (a date).
Men of this era have such unrefined tastes, going after young moon bunnies and even centipedes.Grant me a single night with them and they'll never accept anything but mature women.
>>48092282I have heard Ringo and Seiran have good Doujins, is that true?
>>48101247a woman as old as Tewi scares me, who knows what secret millennia old plans she has schemed out
>>48101247>Grant me a single night with them and they'll never accept anything but mature women.You can do such thing? You know Ookuninushi, right? He helped you before, so maybe you can help me, as a thanks?
>>48101247It must be fun being a clueless human/Anon being told to choose a rabbit and going for the petite, smug looking one, expecting to have an innocent gal but having landed yourself an uber grandma.
>>48101999>smug looking one>expecting to have an innocent galAnon isn't the brightest one, is he?
>>48101300Only if you like yuri. Their regular doujins, what few there are, are kind of meh.
Bros is my undonge ok
>>48104568This is the most cold shit Sakuya has said.
Well?Sold yet?
>>48105626Well, I don't know, I feel like if I were to get a wife, it wouldn't be to get a pet, I'd get a wife to get a wife.
>>48105626Isn't she the Watatsukis' current pet? I'd hate to have to share my wife, let alone pet.
>>48107455The Watatsukis should give reisen 2 some freedom considering she's strong enough to have a conciousness compared to every other rabbit
>>48107455She's also their shared wife
>>48107741Reisen 2 is quite probably the worst character in Touhou in terms of ego compared to actual abilitiesShe can't fight for shit and is scared as hell of everything yet she thinks she's superior to the other moon rabbits and the earthlings just because she tried to escape. She was put into Reisen's place in the capital but she has none of her abilities. She's just a retarded mochi pounder that thought she was too good for the job, but it turned out she didn't know how to do anything else. She's quite probably one of the worst characters to be wife too because of this. She'd always be proud and haughty, thinking that it's a privilege for you to marry her, yet she's completely useless: can't cook, fight, sew or anything; she's only good for pounding mochi. What a dumb retarded rabbit
>>48108007Useless bunny, not even good for the sex appeal
>>48107455What if they come included? Three for the price of one!
>>48113858What if you are two for the price of one for the Watatsukis?
>>48113955There are worst fates
>>48105626>>48107455By marrying her, you'll also be the Watatsukis' pet.
>>48116240What are the pros and cons of that?
>>48116285Well there's mostly cons
>>48119440Maybe that's why Reisen is single still.
Is this a bunny?
>>48122483Looks like one. Better question is if she's a moonie or not.
>>48125990Her hair color looks normal and she eats a carrot, not mochi, so I'd say she's an earth rabbit, but I'm not sure.
>>48063460she on drugs?
>>48131698All moon rabbits are on the worst drug of all: moon mochi
>>48126304Ringo's hair looks normal too, and how do you know that "carrot" isn't made of mochi?She even has a tie! What earth rabbit have you even seen wearing a tie?And I can swear I've seen her staring at the moon. She was probably sending messages back home.
>>48132086Ringo's hair is normal for a moon rabbit, but all earth rabbits have black or brown hair
God I need a bunny in heat
>>48155144Is there a guide to dating a moon rabbit or something out there? I need a Ringo gf in my life...
>>48132563THIS IMAGE MOVES WHEN I SCROLL THROUGH IT!!>>48155210Do you think they would date a human?
>>48155217>Do you think they would date a human?Why else are they here?
>>48155222I was going to say that they could be in Gensokyo for the girls, but that would sound like I like Yuri or something. But the reason I was going to say that is because I always thought that girls feel safer around other girls and that's why they settled in Gensokyo (Apart from the fact that they can't settle anywhere else, in the first place)TL;DR: I thought they were a bit of a misandrist.
>>48155233if you want the actual lore reason why they settled in Gensokyo, it's because the moon kinda fucking sucks for the moon rabbits.Ringo and Seiran got left behind (or took the opportunity to dip) by the lunar invading force, Reisen ran away when she thought there was going to be a war between the earth and the moon
>>48063031
>>48144242Rabbits don't have mating seasons. It's an old myth. They're one of the few mammals without one. Humans are too. This means that rabbits have babies throughout the year. Lots of them, in fact rabbits are also one of the species that can get knocked up while already pregnant.
>>48155684in conclusion, rabbits and humans are very compatible
>>48155684>rabbits are also one of the species that can get knocked up while already pregnant.hot
>>48155684I've read that bunnies get in heat when close by to a possible mate via "induced estrus" or something like that.Might be bullshit since I read it here, but I choose to believe it.
>>48160321That could easily just be analogous to just getting horny as a human
>>48158289Hey Anons, did you know that in terms of human male - female rabbit reproduction, Reisen is the most compatible rabbit for humans?
>>48160321Induced ovulation, not estrus. Gist is that while rabbits have cycles like human women do (minus the bleeding), they also release eggs and get ready to mate just by being in proximity to a male. They also release an egg from having any sexual intercourse. So, in conclusion, your moon rabbit get randomly horny and want to breed with you, get horny and want to breed with you just hanging out with you, and also any sort of penis in vagina sex is pretty likely to end in pregnancy.
>>48167139neat
>>48158289>>48160321>>48167139lovey dovey handholding imprgnation sex with smug racist rabbit gf
>>48167016Yeah, just Reisen. That's why she's the village bicycle.
I love bnnyus
Every year is year of the rabbit if you believe hard enough
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>>48188476Look how smug those bunbuns are
Surely this kind of outfit will net her a boyfriend for sure, right /jp/?
>>48194585wham balam
>>48188469>>48188476Cute yuri
>>48101999That's my dream.
>>48195507Hashihime will score faster then Seiran. The only competitor for the bigger failure on marital market is Alice, I am afraid.
>>48203553Nonsense, Seiran's dango brings all the boys to the yard
>>48203587They are already fed at that point...
Realistically, the most fertile rabbit is Tewi, she's had thousand years to pop out babies
>>48213665But even if she's not menopausal yet, she's still less fertile that a rabbit in her prime, and the most fertile young rabbit is Reisen.
>>48213665>had thousand yearsThat's just headcanon all her IN profile says is that she's a fairy-like rabbit
>>48213690She's the most fairy like because she's straight the actual motherfucking Inaba from legend
>>48213705>[Headcanon]
>>48213714I'd have to read a bunch of stuffs to prove you wrong, and you probably call that headcanon too, so whatever.
Here she is, the princess of the bamboo forest.
Reisen's a young and good bunny, she;d be able to rival Tewi's fertility eventually
>>48221524Short Reisen being canon is so nice
>>48221524I love Tewi's hair.
>>48228305It's that wavy hair man.
fertile rabbit
>>48074636chang'e IS kaguya
>>48237893Don't be silly, anon. Chang'e is already Junko.Kaguya is just a revised model of Chang'e's that fixes that annoying son-murdering glitch.
>>48229027how many babies
>>48246857Millions, maybe billions.
>>48253358nopan bunny!
>>48258352For easier access whenever Tewi or Junko or Kaguya wants a sample of rabbit pussy.
What if Tewi was the great ancestor mother of all rabbits including the moon rabbits
I love Udon-chan.