its my birthday today please post and talk about nue to make me happy
>>48072562Oh boy, another futafag thread!
Where are her damn pants?
>>48072562Nuenis my beloved
What will happen on this bed?
>>48076105You will go insane at the sight of the incomprehensible
>>48072562Happy birthday!
Call X-COM!
I love my beautiful wife.
>>48077221Seija's wife*
>>48076147Imagine being stepped on by Ozaru mode Nue haha
>>48077240Does she also sleep around with dozens of guys, just like Seija?
Is this the 2hu feet thread?
>>48078329No, this is the Nue's foot pheromones thread.
nue is bottom heavy
>>48072562Happy late birthday man!
>>48082297(That means her diaper is heavy)
>>48082297I love my wife's enormous rear.
>>48077766Seija does that???
molest the nu'
>>48072562Happy belated Birthday then, here's to another one next year.>>48076147This is just fine...
>>48084861I want to kancho teh Nueners!!!!
>>48084861And then, when her panties finally give, she reveals her incredibly massive, throbbing veiny futapenis, as large as her torso.
>>48085086>futapenisYou had ONE job.
>>48072562>its my birthday todayWell that's Nuez to me, Happy b-day OP.
The Nue's strange outfits...
>>48072562What an awful Nue thread, every type of vermin came out of the woodworks minus the ntrfags fortunately. Sorry about that, and happy birthday I guess...
>>48086428No, they showed up too.
>>48086428I was going to try and focus on more 'normal' Nueposting myself this time around but maybe the threads are just cursed now.Oops...still love her though.
>>48086428Don't ruin OP's birthday thread!>>48072562Happy late birthday, OP!
>>48086428do not disrespect nue scholars
>>48086428Nah, not a single Yuri pic has been posted yet.
>>48087099Forgot pic.
Take a sniff!
>>48072562Would touch her nuecles?
>>48089555Nuesticles?
So how would you prefer taking the nuenis?
>>48085309This job is garbage in the first place anyway
>>48084988do you like kancho?
>>48082325Take that shit to remi thread.
>>48089555Only if I could listen to Nucleus while I did sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xW325H2ac
>>48092345My mouth is always ready for Nuenis. I'll give her the best felatio experience.
>>48092853I'd rather have Nue's mouth ready for MY Nuenis.
Post more 2hu feet
>>48092974Self felatio? fair enough.
>>48092345In the bussy, where she can gape me to her heart's content and train me to prefer prostate orgasms.
>>48093033>Post more 2hu feetEdge to teh Nueners' feets ONLY.
Nue will now edge to your feet.
>>48093603I'm gonna cum soon...
edge to nue panties peek
>>48096039Behind that tiny pantsu lies the glorious nuenis.
>>48096039Behind that tiny pantsu lies the glorious nuegina.
>anon you are such a virgin loser lmao*zooms away on ufo*
>>48096380>>48098020Both are good.
>>48090813Part of a complete breakfast!
>>48096039Behind that tiny pantsu lies the glorious Roman empire.
I hear Nue will smother anons who post dumb nuenis memes with her pussy until they accept she has one, or suffocate.
I hear Nue will smother anons who post dumb nuegina memes with her nuenis until they accept she has one, or suffocate.
I hear Nue will smother anons who post dumb barbarian memes with her Roman legion until they accept she has one, or suffocate.
I hear Nue
>>48100837How would her voice sound anyway? The g*cha gets it right imo
>>48100606This is dumb, now everyone will say she has the nuenis.
>>48100884LMAO
>>48100738>>48100884You are courting suffocation.
>>48100902This post will be reported to Byakuren.
I want to cum all over 2hu feet.
>>48100909Byakuren is a boring old biddy.
>>48100909Aw yeah? Report this! *unzips pants*
>>48100909Too late, teh Byakers is teh Nueners too!
>>48101157WTF Myouren Temple is actually a futanari's temple!?
>>48101157WTF Myouren Temple is actually a nuegina's temple!?
Nue is really old, she doesnt get your weird requests.
>>48101730>this pose is kind of unnecessaryNaïve. She doesn't even understand that pose helps to show both the greatness of nuenis and the deep meaning behind it.
>>48100884Oh, so that's where all the penis jokes came from
Nuenis
>>48103490But does she have balls?
>>48103564The existence of nuesticles hasn't been confirmed. Investigation is needed.
>nuenis>but does she have balls?
How does she get away with looking like this at a Buddhist temple?
>>48103490scary
trick or treat with the hecking nu
nuefrens are so hornywtf
>>48112876Not our fault that teh Nuener's design is so erotic.
I want to cum to 2hu feet again tonight.
The 2hu that can tentacle rape youOr rape you with her nuenisYou've got options here
>>48116082What if I want a loving and affectionate monogamous heterosexual marriage where my penis goes inside her vagina and makes babies?
>>48116104It is heterosexual because she's a girl. She just happens to have several phallic shaped appendages.You're going to be buttfucked no matter what, though.
>>48116129You are a gay homosexual coping with your desire for cocks.
>>48116440No need projecting, anon. Nuenis is always available for those who believe in it.
>>48116082>>48116462how about you fellate a shotgun fucking annoying attention whoring faggot nigger
>>48103490How can a man look at this nuenis and not want to suck it?
>>48117045By being straight.
>>48119697Even the most straight man will get sexually aroused looking at Nuenis. It's even more dangerous for youkai. They get instant climax with non-stop ejaculation for several minutes.
How do you pronounce nuenis?
>>48120513Dangerously delusional.
>>48121010No nuenis to be seen. Check and mate atheists.
>>48122402Nues actually have retractable gocks. It's to help lure in hubands.
>>48120513Nuenis is a dangerous weapon. Where is the shrine maiden? She should exterminate it immediately.
>>48122045I dunno but it's the funniest word ever.
Nue Nut November...
>>48072562It's incredibly rough, but somehow the rendering of the flesh and legwear feel borderline top-notch here.
Non-stop Nuenis November!
!!NUENIS AT RISK!!One way or another I'm putting an end to this Nuenis malarkey!
>>48128161Would you selfishly mutilate your beloved 2hu for the sake of your own ego?
>>48130575NTA but if I found out my favorite 2hu was a full package futanari (woman who has a fully functional dick, balls, and vagina) I would be gargling her cock and balls day and night, and her insides would take the shape of my cock and my insides would take the shape of her cock. I would never mutilate my 2hu futa wife.
>>48132209What is the mental defection required to see a cute 2hu and desperately wish she had a cock so you could have gay sex?
>>48128161Imagine sucking it but not in a gay way hahhathat would be pretty funny right rofl
>>48133687IDK, but I was just answering the question truthfully. Idc if Nue was a normal woman or a full package futanari, I would love her anyway because I love the Nue.
>>48134280Good post anon, i believe Nue love honest man like you. Nothing good comes from denial; acceptance is the right answer.
>>48089555Slimy...I would but I wouldn't want to cut myself on those red razors.I always imagined those wings would have a slightly rougher more granulated texture, like snake skin, but now you have my brain thinking more impure things.>>48100875Kinda punkish and a little bratty but not in a Tenshi way, she'd be a whole lot cooler about it.>>48101157The Disease, it's spreading...>>48112876It's a bit unavoidable as far as I've learned. I almost wonder if it's always been like this? Very powerful youkai girl.>>48134280>>48134632Agreed.
>>48135836Cute grill.
if you are not INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST you will readily admit that if ANY hu was to ever have a surprise penis it would be the one advertised as an unidentifiable nue chimera able to change her form at will
What happened to the feet posting?
>>481410891 I don't want to be overdo it like the Nuenis posters do.2 I'm not a writefag to come up with new content.
>>48141089Why are you here for that specifically..?Are hers especially potent for you or something, or was it the pic OP used?
Do I need to start posting yuri pics here?
>>48141175>I don't want to be overdo it like the Nuenis posters do.Congrats anon, you just killed this thread. Most posters gather here for nuenis and you just mess it up.
>>48147132>you just killed this threadNOT ON MY WATCH!AWAKEN, O GREAT ANCIENT YOUKAI OF RELENTLESS TERROR AND MODERN TEMPTATIONARISE SO THY FOOLISH PLEBIANS 'NEATH YOUR MIGHT MAY BE STRUCK BY SUCH POWERFULLY UNFORGIVING PRESENCES ONCE AGAIN!!
what voice ufo girl would have? i say the cocky gremlin one
nuenis
>>48154272Nice try but wasn't clever enough for a bumpBetter luck next time!
>>48121010fertile youkai belly
nuefeet
>>48141221Yes, spam this thread to death too.
>>48072562happy bday
DAY 8 NON-STOP NUENIS NOVEMBER
Fellow Nue scholars, I’m curious so I must ask: How did you first acquaint yourself with The Unknown?Was it through UFO? A specific doujin perhaps? Fan art maybe? Or something else entirely?Did you first hear of her through secondhand sources or did you discover her yourself after she was let loose upon the world? I would like to know.
>>48060438
>>48170126nuenis
>>48170126UFO
>>48170126It must have been fanart, but I can't tell you which one was it or show it. The details of the encounter are hazy at best.
Nue doen't have a penis! I didn't marry someone with a dick!
>>48155734Would Nue be a good mom?
>>48174139yes
>>48174139no
>>48174139she would be a good dad
Who/What is Nue's Terror Unit?
>>48188423Nuenis
Thank you all for your participation in this (>>48170126) brief survey, always love being reminded the image in >>48173111 exists.>>48174139I think she has the potential for it but it really wouldn't be a position she'd regularly imagine herself being in. Someone really really special would need to come around in order to prove to her what merit she'd have in motherhood. Maybe someone here could take on such an endeavor.You could all fight over that for my amusement!>>48188423Herself, Murasa, Mamizou, and occasionally Kogasa, but I can't tell you how decent they'd be at countering terror itself.Seija would be a loose cannon and lesser Youkai such as Rumia could occasionally be called upon for freelance operations. That's all I got though.>>48188666The presence of the Beast is strong with this one...
Back to page 1, silly alien.
>>48100875>>48136023>how would her voice sound likeI tend to associate touhous with utaites so I've always imagined her to sound like Meramipop specifically
Kinda stinky tho
>>48211887Rude, Nuenis smells like roses.
>>48211887I want to lick teh Nue clean!
>>48215851How would you even initiate this? You think you could just walk right on up to her on a hot summer day and ask plain & simply?
>>48221450Nue is gullible and doesn't know how the world works you just have to tell her that whenever she is sweaty she should come up to you so you can tongue bath her
>>48221450Just walk up to her and kneel with an open mouth, she'll know what to do.Hopefully you like how her dick cheese tastes.
>>48225667Bold of you to assume she wouldn't be the one taking advantage of that in some devious way>>48227566She'd keep that shit clean as a motherfucking whistle and you know it
take a look
>>48236313I'm viewing and pondering, thank you for this scientific analysis
>>48236313If you stare at it long enough, a huge bulge will appear.
Finally some rest from this hell.
>>48236313What am i looking at?
>>48078349Sauce?
>>48245643NueAnon#159 here reporting for The Nue Times, I'm here with Anonymous discussing the state of our recent case studies and public opinion involving our favorite Heian Alien.So tell me, how are you feeling over this thread of hers so far? It could potentially continue for up to a few more days at the very least, or maybe even weeks at best.Does this concern you? Do you believe an unavoidable precedent has been set with any previous discussions of hers? How secure would you say you keep your bedroom during most nights?The facts can only be revealed with time. Please answer honestly as this is a live broadcast.Don't ask where we got our equipment from.
>>48252929I would need to think a little while before responding to any of those questions. I just want to say that 9/11 Nue's thread had some nice writefagging at the end of it, way past the bump limit, that I've previously missed. Caught it by chance on warosu. So I am posting this in case someone is in the same boat as I was.
>>48072562I love teh gooey nue
>>48257056Is this yuri or futa?
>>48258422Hetero futa, the 2 will pound your male ass.
>>48258950>male assbussy*
>>48252929>how are you feeling over this thread of hers so far?It's ok, not the best Nueners thread but not the worst either. We really could use some OC...
>>48252955>9/11 Nue's thread had some nice writefagging at the end of itAnon responsible for that here, appreciate you saying as much. I honestly felt really unhinged that thread, poured way too much into it during shaky times and thought I might've paid the ultimate price by soiling her threads for good as well as other regrets, so that was a last-ditch attempt at coping/trying to salvage things a tad. It's not like nobody enjoyed the thread but I wasn't posting as ideally as I should've been, as funny as that might sound.It's nice to see that little scenario still carry some traction though. I'm sure we can all enjoy some private time with the Nueners in one way or another.>>48267982Fair. I can maybe write some more when I got the chance but, if possible, you can always try being the change you want to see in the world...erm, board.
