Post gayhus!
Oops, all straight girls
You got it, boss.
>>48076352lol nopeno yuri allowed on the jay until the spammer stops spamming, sorry
Canon btw.
>>48077318Not at all part of any canon. It is canon however that Reimu finds Lord Daikoku attractive. It's also canon that both Reimu and Marisa seek Kourin's attention all the time.Sorry, you just can't win.
ITT Heterofags' Redemption
>>48076364>>48076368>>48076371>>48077330>>48077432Do you really have nothing better to do than spam hetcuckery in yuri threads?
>>48077492I have not posted a single image of spam. I'm just pointing out facts.I have a folder full of cute yuri pictures that I am unable to post in /jp/ because of a certain shitposter destroying the name of cute yuri in this board. It might take years before people here are ready to accept it again.
>>48077492>hetcuckeryLooks like calling him a cuck got to him.I didn't mean it as an insult. Cuckoldry is valid! Shout (You)r kink!
inb4 kuso thread award, slide thread, get out of /jp/, back to /v/.
>>48077505My pet theory is that it's a falseflagger to make yuri enjoyers leave /jp/.
>>48077845If only it was that based.
>>48077845Yup, he just reveal himself. >>48077861
>>48077578Cute and canon!
>>48076352>>48077318>>48077492>>48082072>>48082083>>48082119>>48082126>>48082133Cute heterosexuals!
I'm glad you're taking my advice, cuckbro. Preferring to watch is valid!!!!
>>48076352
>>48084287>>48084292I love Seija's hatesex dynamic with everyone.
>>48082083I thought this was Parsee and Yamame from the picture until I looked at the pixiv link and realised it was Tojiko and Miko
>>48084317Then you're going to hate this.
>>48084335Based. Seija is for marrying and having a happy family. Total cuck death.
Every post in this thread is samefagging btw
>>48076352shota hunters
>>48084486>>48084497Cute het!
>>48084316Wow, friendship truly is beautiful!
>>48082269(Youmu is merely platonically greeting him the Eastern European way)>>48084024(She is planning to have Sakuya prepare him into a meal)>>48084307(Keiki leading her human slave to the faith mines)>>48084313(Hina just wants this man's misfortune)>>48084323(It is a platonic friendship)>>48084335>>48084359(Seija is leading him on so it breaks his heart when she goes back to the nuenis)>>48084444(POV: you're Komachi)>>48084486(She is raising and feeding this human to gut, stuff, and eat him with Yukari on their anniversary night)>>48084497(They are actually going to teach him how lesbians have sex by making him watch)
>>48085200I almost respect your dedication, shitposter-chan.
>>48085200*slathers your lips with precum*
>>48085200best post of the thread
>>48076352I'm curious, did you always prefer to watch or did you have some kind of awakening and after that you realized you like to watch?
>>48092840Why didn't you answer my question? >>48091071
>>48085200>(They are actually going to teach him how lesbians have sex by making him watch)Never beating the cuck allegations...
>>48093986Why do hetcucks obsess over watching another man pipe their 2wife but spam cuck memes at people who like to see girls kiss? Is it projection?
>No, YOU'RE the ones projecting!Sasuga yuricucks.
>>48094329Is Yamame tickling that dude?
That one post has proven that this 'cuck' baiter is the same guy who always improperly uses the quote when posting or starting a thread.
>>48094349I think that's just her scaring/surprising you while you sleep.
>>48095187>>48095302Cute and canon! Post more!
>>48094268I see getting called a cuck because you like to watch others kiss and have sex in front of you has gotten to you. It shouldn't. Reclaim that word!! Say that you are a cuck, say it loud and proud!!!
>>48077801DIAPERS!
All of these? Just a phase.
>>48098196The hetshits are just a phase? Based.
>>48098196Hell no, none of the touhous are gay.
>>48099006Touhou is a yuri IP.
>>48099014You wish.
Aya cannot be gay because she raped me.
>>48105256Aya looks weird without her hat
>>48099027You can't convince me Mokou and Kaguya haven't fuck once.
I have zero problem with yuri threads or even yuri in Touhou. It’s just the damn yuri spammer who literally does not contribute to a single thread. Fucker just posts “cute and canon” or some other inane bullshit and nothing else.
>>48106019It's the spammer that raids a random thread and shits it up until it dies, actually. See Parsee thread. I think he's banned right now, so threads are temporarily free of his presence. Coincidentally, this thread is mostly dead, there's no 4 in a row pic spam, and the random spam you mentioned also ceased.
>>48106044>this thread is mostly deadThis thread has more replies and images than any younger non-cancer thread.
>>48106186I mean, it's dead since he got banned and can't spam right now... 12 hours between posts, anon. It's painfully fucking obvious he's "contributing" to this thread, but also that he despises hetero stuff so much he spams yuri all over the board to annoy the "hetcucks". I also suppose he's not the only one like this.Just look at the post dates. He got banned a day and 5 hours ago, and this means in ~43 hours he'll be back to wordlessly dumping images in this thread, the Parsee thread(typically four images, one minute apart from each other), and random one liner shitposts all over the board. Autists are sort of predictable in doing routines like this, especially when they go a long time without any punishment.
>>48095114Me on the left
>>48106216We clearly have had multiple people dump images in this thread, just look at the filenames. I'm one of them. You can also tell most of the images aren't the spammer because he almost exclusively posts zero-thought crack pairings when not prompted by a thread subject, whereas a true yurifag has both preferences and standards.Yes that spammer was annoying as fuck and I'm not looking forward to his return either, but you can't argue there aren't other innocent yurifags on this board just trying to have a nice thread.
>>48106216>>48106305I'm not even banned (yet). Just a little busy IRL.
>>48106342Damn, guess this means yurifags still get a free pass for shitposting. Thanks mods, he's even admitting he deserves a ban for it.
>>48106359>he's even admitting he deserves a ban for it.Why would I deserve a ban? Just to clarify, I'm not the guy who always spams 'canon lesbian' on every 2hu thread.
>>48106383>>48096323You're admitting to spamming, you dumbass. And you're still spamming even now despite what you said, so you're clearly just in it to shitpost.
I think girls should love girls and boys should love boys.
>>48101479The only canon yuri ship in 2hue
>>48106342See what I mean? Who the fuck ever heard of Parsee x Hina? Not only that but it has the grave flaw of disrupting not one but two other excellent pairings.
>>48106414But I just help bump the thread. I deleted the three pics I posted but can't delete the last one.
>>48106443I actually have. I know people use the logoc of Hina trying to fix miss jealousy. Basically martyr complex x insane femcel.
There's going to be a new yuri manga in SCoOW, Border of Love Colors, that focuses on Reimu and Marisa. Hope it's better than Ladies of the Scarlet Devil Mansionhttps://comic-walker.com/detail/KC_006010_S/episodes/KC_0060100000200011_E?episodeType=first
>>48111810Flan practicing kissing for her sister on a butch girl!>>48113030Butler-kun helping Remi dress (platonically)!>>48113398I don't know what's going on here...
>>48113599Remi blushing because she doesn't know how to confess her explicitly romantic feelings for her butler while still maintaining the decorum that her stature demands!
>>48114892Vore is definitely about to happen here.
Happy Halloween
>>48113398>>48113599Apparently this is Parsee, I guess working at a maid café
>>48116811when's the next route coming out
>>48117078No idea
>>48113599Answer my question, please. >>48091071
>>48118837
>>48119784ummm should sisters be doing this?
>>48120061Girls should do it to each other.
>>48120061No, they should not. Call the Scarlet police.
I want to BE the yurihu!
>>48120593me on the left
>>48119023It doesn't matter if you are normal or a cuck, you have to agree that this is extremely cute
>>48121989Yeah dude spamming hetshit in my yuri thread is extremely cute! It sure makes me want to watch another man fuck my 2wife, eh hetshitbros?
>>48122086I don't think anyone else is thinking about watching someone fuck their wife except you, yuritarded.
>>48122086I just said it is a cute picture, no need to have a mental breakdown over it
>>48120593me only the right
We have enough yuri and straight 2hus, what about bisexual ones?
>>48129914Don't exist. Either bisexuals are faking it or they turn yuri full time once they realise scrotes offer nothing girls can't give better.
>48122704>48129139>48130071Can you fuck off with your off topic spam already
>>48130088Who are you quoting?
>>48130200>>>/v/
>>48130277Learn how to use the quote function.
>>48130295He uses the quote as intended, as long as the cited source is present in the thread.
>>48122704I have to admit, this is really cute!
>>48130088>off topic spamYeah, it really sucks having that in your favorite threads, doesn't it?
>>48128989Which 2hus are these? I thought that was Chen but her hair is too long.
>>48132188I thought it was Reimu and Marisa as cats
>>48128989>>48132188>>48132837After several attempts at reverse image, I found that the character on the right is Neuro-sama. She is apparently a small VTuber. The picture is still cute, so I am keeping it on my PC, but it is not 2hu.
>>48133004>She is apparently a small VTuberIt's a chatbot tuber
>>48135566Don't you get tired of spamming this board for months?
>>48106937First chapter got translated: https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/love_colored_boundary_ch01 Opinions?
>>48138359Cute!
>>48146768Are they ok?
Why did this thread degenerate into yuri and hetero fags posting images at each other
>>48146817Because OP is the hetcuck spammer himself.
>>48146817Because we can't just have nice things anymore
>>48146797They're a pair of insane immortals who get off on killing each other, what makes you think they're ever ok?
>>48146797None of us are okay.
>>48161123It's amazing ZUN made such sapphic-coded side characters.
>>48146969>>48159538>>48160497>>48161123>>48162146>>48164483Cute heterosexuals!!!
>>48166287Canon btw
Yukari takes good care of her gay children
Thread smells like fish.
>>48175242What does this even mean?
>>48146817There's no respect left in the internet anymore.
This thread convinced me that all 2hus are straight.
This thread convinced me that all 2hus are queer.
>>48197691Canon btw>>48198116Cute heterosexuals!
Girls kissing.
cocks
>>48200239
>>48187166Pussy smells like fish. That's the joke
>Team Shanghai Alice>Alice hasn't appeared in a game since 2012
>>48200541dried fish*
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>>48242089>>48242100>>48242108That is really cute.
I might just be an idealist, but, despite the mild image spam and endless baiting from both sides, I do honestly hope this is a topic that can one day exist at least somewhat normally within /jp/ again without it being some big deal one way or anotherSomething more casual again, y'know?
>>48252301I think most shitposters had their fun with it and now it's kinda dying downCompared to a lot of the threads on here this one's topic is pretty inoffensive
>>48252307Yeah that's sort of what I was thinking too, could be a lot worse still but at least this one lasted long enough to reach the limit
>>48252301I hope you go back to twitter.
It's always sucked pretty bad though so noHere is better
>>48252307You shouldn't go easy on hetshitters.
I just want to maximize the amount of pretty women I easy in a single picture. They don't need to be carpet munchers.
>>48256905But aren’t you always supposed to take it easy?
>>48257655Hetcucks deserve bullying.
>>48258404Every second you waste on spiting others is a second that could have been spent on making you actually happy. Don't waste your life, it's limited.
is this a yuri thread?