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old maids
>>48081938Flirting with the monster girl shopkeeper
>>48081938I like my noodles dark.
You shouldn't have redeemed, sir.
Sunny days and starry nights
>Ice Queen and Balrog fighting over Cold Season/Hot Season
local ancient evil temporarily less evil
>>48082125The amount of evil will soon double.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/Roll three! Time to go on vacation! Unfortunately your trip is going to take you right through the demon realm badlands where the only law is anarchy. Luckily for you, the only unhired mercany group in town is hanging out at the last bar before the badlands. Do you hire them? Can you trust them? Feel free to roll again for your bandit encounter.
>>48082109>a pair of Ice Queen and Balrog best friends despite the wildly different personalities>the Balrog with her inner flames keeping her warm is the only non-ice elemental monster around that can hang out with the Ice Queen
>>48082135And I promise it wont stop there
>>48082167>mothman, night gaunt, and eel>tentacle, hellhound, wurmI don't think I'm making it out of the badlands bros...
>>48082167Merc company:>Umi Osho>Mimic >Sea BishopBanditos:>Honey Bee>Oomukade >ZombieNow I see why they were the last company that went unhired. Sea bishop and mimic are entirely useless in badlands. Umi osho has some slight capability but is easily spooked. However the banditos after me are almost equally as incompetent. Zombie won't even get close to me, too slow. Oomukade is just as timid as umi osho; they'll cancel each other out. So it's just a matter of throwing off the honey bee. Is the mimic insert herself into a honey jar; I may be able to throw off the honey bee. Sea bishop got left at the bar; she's useless on land. I like my chances, despite this company's shortcomings. The bandits are just as weak.
>>48082167>Kamaitachi>Gandharva>Will-o-the-Wispvs>Ryu>Bubble Slime>Angel5 vs 3 since I get three for free with Kamaitachi but I might get fucked because of the Ryu.
>>48081938I want pho nuddle
Careful, Anon--Charlie's in the trees!
>>48082239I feel like you're getting bugged the second the pede notices you getting away. She's going to dig deep one last time, in the name of love.
>>48082384Oomukade is BEST kade.
>>48082390What other kades are there?
>>48082384I'm surfing on the turtle. Oomukade isn't breaking through her shell.
>>48081948With those horns, I honestly can't imagine her putting that maid uniform on. Or taking it off without ripping it.
>>48082167I didn't do the slot machine but I choose three human mercenaries and together we not only get through the demon realms, but we defeat hordes of filthy goblins and forge bonds of true friendship.
>>48082378>elven giggles intensifySigh...
It's Koturday.
>>48077605>story about a schizo anon and his reality warping lilim wife trying to fix himI know i'm 14 hours late to ask this but what was the name of the story? I wanna read it too, sounds like an interesting premise.
>>48082428modern elves are too heavy to be hiding up in the trees
>>48082167Nightmare, Gnome and Ant Arachnevs Akaname, Golem and "Ren Xiongmao"(panda)Huh. I legit didn't even know about that last one. Anyway, give me the bandits.
>>48082429I'm more of a fox person myself.
I can btfo any lamia online by just writing "post feet".
>>48082514you underestimate snek
>>48082514Yeah, but I wouldn't, because I don't give a shit about feet.
>>48082530Damn, this one's pretty clever
>>48082537Sneks are smart predators.
I wanna talk more about lizard girls being over exited to be defeated. Imagine hag lizard girls getting defeated.
I am willing to accept tail and tongue pics.
>>48082558k
>>48082546damn reptiles
>>48082581They are surprisingly lewd. Imagine a lizard challenging you to a duel, telling her no, a few seconds later she comes up Infront of you and does this.
>>48082530>post feet>posts shoes insteadI don't think this one is very smart at all.
How do I dodge a cupid’s sheer heart attack?
>>48082109I can kinda see them...
Why go for feet when you can be coiled around by lovely snek tail?Feet can't hold you like long tail can.
>>48082625undodgeable and unblockable but there's a 1 frame parry
>>48082625Get in close and grapple, eros girls are week to that
>>48082644>Anon grabs a cupid >Suddenly a week passes >No memory of it >Has ring on his finger >Is laying next to the cupid her grabbed
>>48082660>Anon doesn't remember their first timeEros must be seething.
>>48082249For me it's Mist Express. I pounded my weasel server and they gave me her and her two sisters for free! I was like "Wow, you're giving me three for free?" and they laughed and everyone there calls me '3-for-free'. It's our favorite restaurant now, and atmosphere is so warm and friendly. I even add extra duck sauce to my rice when we go. I'm really Mist lovin' it!
>>48082680Tanuki-chan please stop posting ads here
>>48082670>Cupod makes him slowly remeber with passionate lovey dovey time>every time they do it, anon gains back ome dayEros is pleased.
>>48082670she taped it anyway
>>48082719>Cupod>remeber>omeI need sleep
>>48082743Wurm has bin dispetched two help u sweep.
>>48082635I'm sure Kakuens are good with their feet.
>>48082747I said i need to sleep not a concussion induced coma.
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>>48082809Wurm plays a concussion instrument! She was the one who did the little "cling" on a triangle during the school play!
>>48082821I just want to see into their wombs.
>>48082834Then you will have to wait for Spring breeding sports and Summer chilbearing competition, also the college chilbirth playoffs and cumflation invitationalThere are a lot of event for the whole year
>>48082821go back to /trash/ where you came fromthis is the monstergirl thread, not your personal f-list for your "anal sports" discussion
>>48082887>says that while posting the girls most eager to go and compete
>>48082898i just post monstergirl pictures in the monstergirl thread, you highjack the thread to instead talk about something that isn't monstergirlsplease at least try to blend in if you wanna troll on 4chan
>>48082905>at least try to blend inwhy would he, since he's not going to get banned either way?
If I want to be the captain of the greatest pirate boat. How many kots should I hire?
>>48082546There's a wall for the hag lizards, one they reach a certain level they are practically perma-spinsters that average heroes cannot defeat in normal melee battle.>Anon coughs blood and wheezes in his crumpled armor.>The old lizardman looks down at him with a sigh. She was starting to feel almost tingly, right before she kicked him through a tree.>Do these new warriors lack stamina, or has her diminishing sex drive reached its end? It's been so long since a battle has come close to getting her off...>Whelp, better drag this whippersnapper to a pharmacomancer before he dies.>The human gives a wet hacking cough as she approaches, probably a punctured lung.>"...big... showtime." he says indistinctly into his hand. The lizardman notices a understated and slim watch beneath his cuff as she nears the prone figure.>It's only a lifetime of battle honed instinct that propels her to leap as far back from her position as possible.>Being a skilled powerful old lizardman, her leap carries out of the way of the massive mecha that erupts out of the ground.>A huge mechanical hand lowers itself, and her prone opponent drags himself into the palm.>The bombastic speech he gives as the mech lifts him is passable blather about being a gentleman or something. The hot warmth filling her lower body makes it hard to concentrate, but by the time she's dodged a robot fist the size of whale she's certain. >She hasn't ovulated like this in decades!>There's no way in hell she's going to loose this chance...
>>48082823>>Wurm plays a concussion instrument!>"Hey anon, did you know i can play music?">"Oh really, what type of instrument do you play?">"A concussion instrument!" She says excitedly>"Don't you mean a percussion instrument?">"Nope." She says, pulling out a club from her backpack and smashing anons head with a loud "Thunk">She the drags him back to her cave.
Monsters stink!
>>48082972stink good
>>48082923Every kot pirate boat ends up an impromptu kot fishing boat the moment they lose sight of the shoreline.
>Marry ochimusha >She accidentally burns dinner>Says she has brought great dishonor to herself>Stabs herself with her katana >Is fine because she is undeadShe does this every week how do I make her stop?
>>48083027sometimes you got to sudoku
>>48082870Boooooring. I only watch it for the Battlefucking and Tentacle Gauntlets.
>>48081938>ywn meet an overfly friendly lamia shopkeeper that gives you a flirty comment only for you respond with "y-you too"
>>48083052Cute snek. I will happily accept that 'you too'
>>48083027Hold her from behind while she cooks, then she can't stab herself without also stabbing her master
>>48083052You can't show weakness like that Anon
>>48083027If you stick your cock in her mouth she'll quit yammering about honor. She'll keep ruining your floor twice a day, but the speeches are so fucking grating that it's still a relief.
>>48083027she won't sudoku if she's big pregnant
>>48082923cats can't swim so zeroget yourself an old and experienced seadog with some salt in her hair
>>48083027Ochimushas need careful and patient teaching to wind down a little. Or just letting her do things her way until she's perfect at everything.
>>48082938Thunk, thud, bonk. Many such notes!
>>48082167>Sea Slime>Redcap>KikimoraI can kind of see why they're unhired, they have almost no synergy together.. at least at first glance. Paralysis status abuser, Berserker DPS and a Kikimora's support. Not to mention the Sea Slime and Kiki can keep the Redcap in line..Still, I don't think I can trust them to keep the Redcap under control all the way. I'll take my chances and go on alone.>Mandragora>Ice Queen>GenieAaaand insta-loss because Mandragora OP. a very off-encyclopedia team but I was screwed either way because there would be no way the mercs would be able to outmatch this team. The leader of the bandit squad is obviously the queen, and she merely needed a man to supply her genie friend with power. So all they had to do was bring a suspiciously large pot made out of unmelting ice into the badlands, wait for a human and...Yeah, it was a good thing I didn't hire the mercs because that would've been way too much of a mess. And at least I'm now being cuddled by a Ice Queen and Genie duo while trapped under a Mandragora's roots.I'm not gonna question WHY a Ice Queen decided to turn to active banditry to get a husband, but I'll give her props for the creative capture method... even if it took a painful enough amount of time for the Mandragora to develop a body that rivals hers.
>>48083230There's a girl near my house that gives me bottles of milk everyday because she says her household buys too much milk and she prefers to give it away instead of let it go badI ask her why don't they buy less instead but she never replies
>>48082923Post some other cats.
No, post spiders!
>>48083265>milk doesn't come one day>start to feel funny>craving milk>try to ignore it but you can't get your mind off it>store bought milk does nothing>tastes awful compared to the stuff they buy>hurry over to your holst neighbor's house>she opens the door the moment you knock, almost as if she was expecting you>before you can say anything, she tells you what a coincidence it was that you're here because she was just about to bring you a spare bottle that she had>take it from her and start chugging it>weirdly warm but you don't care>finish the bottle and ask if she has anymore>bites her lip and tells you that she thinks she can spare a bit more since you're so thirsty
>>48083265The graveyard caretaker lady has always some refreshing ice cold kefir, also fresh yogurt, buttermilk and homemade ice cream on sale. No sure from where she gets it but she always sells huge bulk extremely cheap.
>>48083344>homemade ice creamomg I would lose so hard to this. I love high quality ice cream. If she does peanut butter dark chocolate ice cream she can do ANYTHING SHE WANTS with me.
>>48083344The Danukis would claim ownership of all graveyards if they catch up on all the free milkable workforce they are missing out
>>48082989Bad! Because they're bad!
>>48083379Still Zombie herders working for them are making a fortune selling them milk
I wouldn't drink monster milk since I already don't like milk to begin with.
>>48083344I bet she lives a MGE version of "Graveyard Keeper", but instead of selling us meat burgers made from corpses she milks her corpses for nice fresh dairy and all the workforce is still provided by zombies just like in the game
>>48083419>she milks her corpsesMore like she "hires" men to milk her minions.
>>48083499>>48083514Fuck off spamming faggot
>>48083416What about monster butter or monster cheese or monster yogurt or monster baked goods prepared with monster milk?
Rawr
>>48083419>Lich lives with a drunken skeleton>raises her Zombies and makes their bodies more perfect and voluptuous through her methods>gets visited by the Hourie head of the church for favors >goes to town to nearby Trolls and Holsts for quests>has to deal with a socialists Centaur that brings her the bodies
>>48083416it's drink or drown
Going to look for a monwife under a rock.
>>48083680a skink is fine toothey're good mothers
>>48083680Dude that's were the bugs live
>>48083702
>>48083714Wurms are bugs.
>>48083702You got something against bugs?
>>48083702Cool dude, what kind of bugs live there?
>>48083419>Meat's off of the menuSuFFeRiNG BuiLdS ChaRAcTeR
What kind of sleep rituals would monsters have? Like Vampries and Damphirs nibbling on your arm or neck, and slimes who like being jiggled back and forth slightly
>>48083799any monster with wings give a wing burritoany monster with tails wrap around arm/leg/torso
>>48083567I mean, maybe. But I prefer normal milk or like almond milk if I have guests that can't drink the regular stuff.
>>48083799Cait sith that insists on using your chest as her bed.
>>48083799Dog mamono need you to lay in the middle of the bed while they walk circles in all fours until they settle down as either the big or small spoon.(Kikis sometimes do it too, but they find it embarrasing)
>>48083799Ogres kiss their knuckles before administering lateral somnotherapy. I'm told this is their clients can REALLY feel the love.
>>48083799>Spiders are cuddle bugs>Greenworms need a wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables for late night snacks>Over 99% of hellhounds have either a "blankey" or "stuffy" that is clearly nearly as old as she is>Kots must-must-MUST put their butts in your face before they can fall asleep.>Liches don't really sleep--they just lay next to you while you sleep because they noticed it makes you more comfortable.>Dragons pick you up and toss you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes and then gently place you on the softest parts of their horde to lie with them.>Gremlins don't sleep; can't sleep. ALWAYS CREATING. You'll have to tranq her and drag her off when she's too exhausted to invent anything but ways to stay awake longer.
>>48083735No, the bugs are for me.
>>48083910I already called dibs on the ones living under a rock.
>>48083799Most or all types of undead would like to be cuddled, they probably don't need sleep but can do it in some form if they want to.>>48083852>Liches don't really sleep--they just lay next to you while you sleep because they noticed it makes you more comfortable.They probably read books with a small light spell under the covers while being the small spoon.
>>48083924Assuming she can't already see in the dark, yes. But only after her husband falls asleep because she doesn't want him to feel like he's being selfish.Also a lot of them books are *erotic* ones.
worm or wurm?
>>48083799>make love with zombie you picked on your way home after work>after that you're ready to sleep and she just lays there next to you motionless with her eyes open without breathing like a corpse>you close her eyes like giving her last rites and simply and then go to sleep
>>48083966Either? Greenworms, wonderworms, and wurms are all good girls!
>>48083799>Devil BugContrary to appearances, their irreverent and chaotic nightly ritual of cramming as many people as possible into an area and doing all of the sex is far more complex than commonly thought. The particulars of exactly which thing goes where while covered in what stuff becomes...devilishly intricate when applied across ~15 to 30 hyperperverts, all of whom have exactingly precise facilities of smell, taste, digestion yet not a single gag reflex between them. Functionally the nightly ritual -- which is also the ritual for: breakfast, brunch, lunch, recess, midsupper, supper and 6 additional evening periods -- maintains the cohesion, pecking order, and general well-being of the intrusion. Notice that you've never heard Devil Bugs argue about sex acts, nor much of anything else? It's because they all know EXACTLY who does the best double-throat-fisting-while-getting-facefucked-and-being-frotted-by-six-people.
>>48083095>cats can't swim so zeroWrong. Cats are excellent swimmers.Another thing is that a sailor's ability to swim means basically nothing.
>>48083966Wyrm for the win. Using letters inappropriately is taiyght.
>>48083938>spoilerNah, it's all extremely dry advanced mystical and scientific theory. Perfect light reading for a Lich through nights cuddled up to her husband.
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It's quantum, y'see? Stick your cock into a Wyrm but it comes out when she's one of the Worms, or even a Wurm! The Queen has been getting a bit too meta, as of late, if you ask me...
>>48083967Zombies going corpse mode sounds cute
>>48083737Rollie pollies mostly.
>>48084058Honestly, it would terrify me to wake up to a dead body. I'd panic and think my wife's dead until I wake up all the way.
>decide to take a short nap on the metro train going home from the city to rural, suburban neighborhood>wake up to find myself now sitting in the lap of a holstaur hag stroking my hair with an elated smile on her faceOh no.
>>48084045Can a VPN protect me from cheshires?
>>48084045Valkyries flying all around the globe to get me local versions of websites so we could all watch the Netflix shows they don't show where i live
>>48084058I bet Wights also do that from time to time reminiscing of old times
>>48084172>Wights don't have a requirement to sleep or play dead>anon has a pair of Zombie maids that have taken care of him since birth>they later in his life take care of even his sexual necessities>they keep serving him until his adulthood>now they keep pretending to be Zombies with a little help of makeup>anon goes to sleep and they lie besides him as corpses>when anon is out cold they get up and go to the kitchen to play cards and have some wine since they wighted a long time ago >when the sun is visible on the horizon they go back to his bed to take care of his morning wood
>>48084121Love the idea of a rolyploly mamono that's at first very skittish but once she gets to know you she always glomps you inside her sphere armor exoskelleton thingy. Would probably force you into intimacy a lot just because you can't get away from her.
>>48084138Only Miss Cheshire can protect you from Cheshires.
>>48082167>Dark Valk, Mothman, and a gnomeThe Valk's a plus, but I don't see the moth or gnome being that helpful except for escapes>bandits are tentacle, kamaitachi, and glacies We're going down but it'll be a nice show.
>>48084284>EMG trashVomit
>>48084294Hey, don't throw the spider out with the bathwater. There's one girl in EMG that's good.
>>48084352None of them are good except Lala
>>48084371OK, I'll bite. Why Lala? She doesn't even have 8 legs.
ded
>48084459Chinese slop goes to >>>/vg/
>>48084381She's nice and doesn't have unfathomable amounts of baggage because Crabman is a retarded faggot.
>>48084534I mean, fair. I, uh, may not be looking for a nice woman, but I respect that some folks are!
>>48083735The ones that live under rocks are all gross. I'll take a mantis or papillon though.
>>48083799>Lamia appreciate a struggle snuggle until they're coiled just right>Yetis enjoy sharing a warm cup of milk with you (source not important)>Houri cannot sleep until you both say "I love you" and "good night.">Harpies insist on doing something to make the bed more comfortable even if it's perfectly fine already, many will also sing you to sleep on the regular
>>48083799Dunno about specifics, but Minotaurs are really comfy.
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/53/f9/53f91c19076fbc86d70adc8547f478e8.jpgYou have stumbled upon a group of bathing Monsters.What do?
>>48084653Go downstream and start drinking
>>48084653Leave and avoid getting raped.
>>48084653Make sure the Jinko keeps me for herself.
>>48084705All those girls and no other good picks. Shame she's got abs just pasted on, but hey.
>>48084653Politely look away, and walk away.
>>48084619this post made me feel things
>>48084653I stride up, pick up Wurmy and take her away for myself.
>>48084718>no other good picksI wouldn't be that harsh, I'm just not a haremfag.
>>48084653Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>48084726Which things and why?
Miss Gremlin is cute.
>>48084766You will never cuddle a sith.
>Be sad sadistic monster hag toiling apathetically >Bump into guy at junior swim meet>Foggy_lens_cliched_romantic_music.mp4>"Oh, Daddy~">She plays it cool and comes off as a normal person in front of him.>Despite being a sadistic type, she sincerely tries to woo him like a normal person.>Away from prying eyes, like his, she unbridles her monstrous nature.>Weeks pass and their relationship progresses >Then, still concealing her cruel urges, she steps on the gas...
>>48084769Thank God
>>48084769Oh no!? Anyway.
>>48084769Meh. They reek of lightning and dark side, not my favorites. Also, hairballs are a deal breaker. That stuff is almost as bad as sand.
>>48083828>pretend to fall asleep early so your maid can feel comfortable stomping around and making her weird bird dog noises under her breath
>>48084797>...and gets extra saccharine and lovey dovey.>It_really_works.png>Post-coitus, insides smeared with proof of their bond, she clasps his naked flesh to hers.>Now is the time, girl! Honest is the key to successful relationships!>"I haven't been entirely honest with you...I'm not being metaphorical when I call you 'Daddy'. You were my Daddy, in our last life. You just don't remember, because you d i e d and left me all a l o n e." she says. Her skin is feverish, hot flesh pressing against you as her brittle voice whispers into your ear.>Then her ravenous mouth is upon yours, scattering your thoughts.>"You. Made. Me. Wait. So. Long." she continues, peppering her speech with nibbles licks and kisses.>She then jolts stiffly with a sudden thought. Face to face, she gives you a suspicion laden look. "You weren't thinking of leaving me again, were you, Daddy?">You spout as much bullshit to the contrary as possible, while waiting for an opportunity to escape.>Her insanely leering face remains suspicious, but she gives a light mirthful chuckle and a kiss nearly chaste in its softness.
>>48084953"D'awwwww">"Mastah!? You heard me?">Shit
>>48082440https://archiveofourown.org/works/31817191and the sequelhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/57359437
In order to protect my hometown from those sultry Elven women who want to take all its men, I have created a special Anti-Elf barrier and erected it over the town. It totally prevents Elves from entering.
>>48085008That's real neat, anon! You should show share the blueprints with us to show it how it works and if it has any flaws so we can help you fix them!
>>48085008>>48085026>The blueprints are for a fully functioning WacArnold's restaurant located between anon's village and the elf village.What did he mean by this?
>>48085046It is a mystery!
Dear Demon Lord,I am sleepy, but am not being cuddled by a mamono. Please correct this error.Sincerely,Anon
>>48085058sleep tight anon>t. demon lord
>>48085058The Demon Lord has hired this Whitehorn to stare at you
>>48085058You have been blessed with bedbugs, congratulations.
>>48085066I... am on the 3rd floor. and it's not snowing. HOW IS SHE DOING THAT?
>>48085070Shut up and let whitehorn in
I am sick of these foxes getting themselves injured or into trouble in things like snares and beartraps in the woods and then when I rescue them and help them recover they transform into a beautiful fox girl and proclaim their gratitude and intent on paying me back by marrying me and having my children. Every time they do that I throw them out my front door. I'm starting to think these damn foxes are getting themselves into trouble intentionally just because they want to fuck me...
>>48085069Do bed bugs give chitinous hugs?
>>48085058I don't want a monster under my bed, I want a monster under my sheets
>>48085098Honestly, I'd take either. I'm pretty lonely, I can't be picky.
>>48085098I like monsters in that position but drenched in sweat, forming a little pool in that cavity that forms between her lower back and her buttcrack
>>48085083This. I will wife the first attractive fox to knock on my door and ask if I want to fuck. This wily crap is so tiring.
>>48085125That'll NEVER work. Even the horniest, most desperate fox hag will never simply ASK for you to dick her down lovingly.No, they always gotta make some kind of absurd, convoluted plan to trick you into it.It's like they're their own worst enemies.
>>48085145And this is why I'm a cowfucker
>>48085156Based.
>>48085125>>48085145>Anon finally gets the fox knocks he's been hoping for>proclaims her love for him and fucks his brains out>notices her red hair is looking grey she showers in the morning>actually just a coyote girl with hair dye
>>48085172Upgrade
>>48085172Hello, Acme? Yes, I need to make a big order...
>>48085145What a waste, don't they realize that I have quadruple weakness to hag titties?
>doesn't need honey to make them sweet Wasps, accept no substitute.
>>48085288I only date Catholic girls.
>>48085305Your loss, all the good girls worship Ares
I'm antoxicated and want help for my shitty story that no one here will lile. What is the best monster girl to fall in love with her father, then alps and loses him to the reape's icy hand. Then she waits for him to be reborn as some random who, when he shows up again the inevitable happens. Then she tells him the truth, while making him spray loaf of acceptance into one of her mangy alpholes, idk pick one. Then she ties him down and restores his memories of their past life and his recognition of her as his past son. While milking loads of mana out of him into all of her hungry mouths. Forcing the uncomfortable truth on Dad by combining memories of playing catch and wiping the ass of the son, deliberately with the person currently contentedly milking every last drop from his balls into every orifice nonstop!What monster?What does he think of Dad?What should he want to do with Dad?How should Dad respond to this soul crushing existential truth?How does Dad stand knowing his actual son wants to keep milking him in the rapedundeonrinoo?How can I maximize reader discomfort for the average shitchanner and (you) specifically?Why is this thread so goddamn shit?Why are you such a faget?Or whatever.
Hug ze bug
>>48085325All bugs deserve snug hugs and maybe a bit of fugs
>I'm antoxicatedoooohh you have imbibed the aphrodisiac ooOOoo you have the irresistible urge to diggy diggy hole with ms. ant and her friends oooooh
>>48085305Based reproduction enthusiast. How the fuck do you get past third base with a superstllitoya chick? I'm thinking monsters like them Marian devotions. >H: I'm not sure we should do novenas together, the ejaculation is a bit of a conundrum from a canonical standpoi -->M: Nah, it's cool.>H: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but in the current state of our relationship -->M: Don't worry, Ketsu is fine with it >H: Ketsu?>M: The guy with the rocks and cross.>H: You mean Jesus?>M: Yeah he's down, blast in my shit already.H: ...
>>48084755That's a full circle anon
>>48085382Hello new friend
>>48085368Too drunk for that; when you've too drunk to dig that's it, man. Instead 8 will get a mooch-ant to fade from my memory and leave me to amnesia in an opium den. It's for the best, unlesss you're my credit score! WTF is up with this place, used to be better? Y'know, for shirtcham. Also finish Vertex, goddamnit
Kots.
>>48085324If the type of monster girl isn't that important to the story then go with a succ.
>>48085423Eh. I want some behaviors for the son to suppress and sulimate, to show that's she's trying to meet her incestuous man crush halfway. Can't fault your logic nonetheless. I'll review the succ, good idea
>>48082167The Perfect RPG Team: Tank/Healer/Vampire>Valkeryie is stalwart and solemn, accepts guarding you as a sacred charge from The Goddess>Dark Priest pretends to be pious while slowly trying to corrupt both you and the Valkeryie>Vampire is haughty and above-it-all except when it comes time for your daily blood-letting >Constant theological debates on whether or not cervix-pounding, hand-holding sex is acceptable or not to The Goddess
Need me a bapho to cuddle.
>>48082167>unagi joro>crabCool. Deep sea adventures, here I co->shirohebiOh. Oh no
Need me a bapho to impregnate.
>>48082167>M.Har>Lich>WendFat rabbit, undead, arctic monster. Nah, fuck that. These fuckers can tolerate more cold than me. Bring ur a game you unwashed bandits!>Vamp>Garg>HarpThree flyers, my migration switch is on!n I tip my fedora in a feat of haragei! Now attuning myself to wind I join the bandit gang and stiff the mercs. Fuck you, I can fly now! Druella is a bitch ass motherfucker...
>>48085445This team can only lead down the frustration => rape pipeline
Need me a auntster to cuddle.
>>48085445>Vampire crammed in awkwardly Her slot should go to someone who can drink w/o a mad pathetic stack of weaknesses. TIP wins yet again. Coffin fillers btfo!
>>48085462Same, but a hag Baphohttps://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png
>>48085472>Thinks see sneak instead of sea sneakIt's cool, bro. Whytesnaek gots da water juju.
>>48085557*Drink blook w/o
>>48085513Hold tight to your virtue! Just ask the Val for help since she's the one training you, perhaps the priest gave her some sage advice to help with these matters!>>48085557I'd cram her slot awkwardly if you know what I mean and she fills out the team by providing tsun energy.
>>48085622>Needing tsun energyBullShIT, get a haircut and a job if you need some fucking energy.
Goodnight Anons, take care and dont burn down the thread.Instead, remember that wurm, thinks you're a good person.Do your best to live up to Wurms expectations by doing your best and evading taxes
>>48085670>Evading taxes makes her proudI will now kiss in the retarded dragon. Rtskm
>>48085658This kind of light bullying sounds suspiciously like Vampire bants...
>>48085685Meant jizz. Obviously I will have to 'correct' my spelcheck automation. With my penis.
>>48085698>Vamps wanting you to get a job and haircutUnlikely, unless you're employed in cleaning up her spasmodic garliç fits when she's 'exhausted'. That's the polite term they use for rich fucks when they flip out on drugs btw
>>48085698Oi, Anon! Ya fookin' pooftah, 'ave you been eatin' garlic? This blood is fookin' minging, suck ya dah! Is fooking minging!!
>>48085568While I'd prefer a loli bapho, a non-loli bapho works too!
>>48085522Look at all the steam coming from that danuki! It's like she's just asking for someone to come and sniff her hot, steamy breath!
>>48085735>Vamps complaining over nothing.Slightly more believable -- if she was bitching about gypsy related expenses! Coffin transport rates are the true killer of vamps. Fuck if I know why anybody would assume vamps avoid guinea foods (or hard phallic objects, seriously?) as their ultimate weakness, when dirt is the true problem.
>>48085803fuck off retard
>>48084352>Hey, don't throw the spider out with the bathwater.kinda hard not to since crab insist on adding more bathwater so to speak
>MGCHS prom>first one after the three year ban following the dragon incident>a bunch of girls have asked you to be their date>as sweet (or not) as they were, your autism and niggling doubt about the whole thing made you turn them all down>still go because your momster pushed you>"If you don't go, then I'll be your date and I'll MAKE you go!">yikes>it's almost halfway through the night>you've been living it up at the drinks and snacks table, spending a few minutes at a time with your bros that cycle through>thankful for the "no sex in the dance hall" rule that the chaperones gently enforce for the sake of fostering a comfortable environment for the slow-burn kids>all the would-be offenders tore off each other's clothes and fled to the bathrooms, empty classrooms, or the park outside in the first few minutes anyway>speaking of would-be offenders...>your bully hound shows up in a leather jacket and a torn leather skirt>locks eyes with you and puts out her cigarette on her breast>walks right the fuck up to you, elbowing a few dancing pairs out of the way>"'Sup, twink. Nice suit.">y-you too>slaps the soda cup out of your hand, opens the beer bottle she brought with her teeth, and shoves it in where the soda used to be>"Bottoms up, bitch. You ready to have a real party?">make confused noises as you glug the beer with a fear, glancing around to check if any of the chaperones are seeing you>"Hel yeah you are. Damn, is your mom a holst? Boy knows how to drink.">despair but also an erection>the lights go down. the music stops. oh gods, are they about to put you in the spotlight?>no. it's a slow dance.>even worse, it's one of those really melancholic classic songs>gasp for breath as you finish the beer>hound grins at you, takes the bottle back, and tosses it in the punch bowl>"How about a little romance before you never see the light of day again?">o... kay>she grabs your hand- no, your wrist, and drags you through the softly swaying crowd>apologize for the both of you>the girls are peeved and a bold one even elbows her back - the guys are trying to hide the 'fuck yeah' look on their face>dragged towards the door>dragged towards the left of the door, actually>dragged to the line of chairs where a single succ sits with her cheeks in her palms, a few seats away from a couple making out>it's your study buddy for your monday-wednesday-friday zipangese classes>she has this sad, hollow veil over her that she only snaps out of when you're a few steps away>"Hey," hound barks. "You do Zipspeak with this egghead?">.... she nods>"hi zlophia">"hey.">"Listen up, slut. If you don't ask this fuckin' kid to dance, I'll crack your jaw and take him against the wall right here in front of you.">hound pulls you up by the collar>"And if you don't say yes, I'll twist you into fucking pretzel and dunk you down a well. Got it?">nodnodnodnod>hard-shoves you into the succ>notice her really pretty red and black dress right before you collide with her>"ow!" "ah!" "sorry" "sorry" "no i'm sorry" "you okay" "yeah im ok, you?" "yeah">hound taps her footpaw>you and the succ both go for each other's hands>suddenly breathing is 10x more difficult, and it's only a tiny bit due to being hit>"...">"do you wanna...?">"yeah">the slow song fills in the silence as you look into her eyes longer than you have before>keeps one of your hands held tight as she turns you around and takes you to the dance floor>more time to admire her and her dress>she has an oversized bouncy black bow in her hair>hear "Fuck her good, twink." from behind>"oh gods, shut the fuck up please" you panic whisper, looking over your shoulder>hound is already halfway out the door with the re-lit cigarette in her fingers, flipping you off>thank you, hound>>neither of you exchange a word during the slow dance>10 seconds in and her forehead is against yours and she's leaning into you you>barely dancing, just shifting and holding each other>succ tail around your leg>>hangs out with you at the snack table and enjoys awkward chats between slow dances>keeps fixing her hair while you both share thoughts on the music>get your first kiss in the darkness at the edge of dance floor while some other poor bastards get the spotlight treatment>she wrapped her wings around you too>you're still in them>thanks mom
>>48082167>Cait sith>Doppelganger>Girtablilu (Scorpion Woman) Huh. Pretty good, actually.The Cait Sith is basically a genderbent Puss in Boots, the Doppelganger is the perfect counter to anything you might come across (assuming it's not the night of a new moon), and the Scorpion Woman is literally nicknamed "The Assassin of the Desert".Now, let's see who they're up against.>Ice Queen>Roper>ScyllaThe Scylla is completely out of her element and is dealt with swiftly.The Ice Queen might be a problem, but the Doppelganger should be able to hold her off long enough for the Scorpion Woman to take her out.The Roper is slightly more annoying to deal with, but if Doppel-chan can hold her Ice Queen form for a little bit she can deal with her quite easily.All in all, I like these odds.
>>48082167Anarchy in the way that I can do anything and get away with it? If yes, mercs are not required.
>>48086250Winghugs is not something I knew I needed.
cow?
>>48086373Yeah, yeah.
>>48084653>big breasted adults>all are bald crotch barbie dollsI hate this autism
What we really need is more pictures of baphos cuddling, sleeping, or all around being cute. Wholesome pictures that'll make even the most anti-bapho person want to give them headpats.
>>48086436>Wholesome
>>48086442The desire of a goat to climb up on steep and high places.
>>48086436There is nothing cuter than seeing a loli goat fall asleep with your big adult cock still lodged in her tiny stretched cunny
>>48086458No. Stop being horny. This is wholesome hour, not lewd hour.
>>48086474Hentai. Setting.sex = love, love = sex. simple as.
>>48086474Lewd lovemaking is what monsters crave
>>48086250someone send a eros paladin to recruit that hound
>>48086492You can have the other 23 hours for lewd. Just give me this 1 hour for wholesome, non-lewd.
Giving your bapho wife uppies!Treating your bapho wife to ice cream! Snuggling your bapho wife to sleep after the sugar crash wears off.
>>48086532No, it's bed-breaking lovemaking 24/7. Get used to it, mana pump.
>>48086250>that ring on her tailI love LN's succs man, thry are so cute
>>48086436>anti-bapho personThat's an oxymoron.
Sinking into a shoggoth's bodyTrapped inside a shoggothWhole body violated by a shoggoth while inside shoggoth
>>48086543>Anon wakes up.>Miss Baph is looming over him with a two-handed sledgehammer.>"I must break your bed.""What?">With a freakish display of strength, she swing the hammer down, bending the cheap metal base and destroying a corner of the bed."What are you doing!?">Another swing and another corner gone."You're fucking crazy!">Any time you try to leave she bodies you back into the room like you're a toddler.>After a few more swings, your bed is destroyed.Why are they like this?
>>48086624I think I need glasses, it looks so blurry... what is it? A marshmellow? But it sounds like a cat...
>>48086616>When you drop your keys underneath the car and she picks up your car like it's a throw pillow so that you can retrieve them
>>48086616She's playing "smash or pass", and she's not passing on you.
do you dare to waid us?
Gonna use time travel to mess with my monster rival and make her dad meet another monster!
>>48086691>Go back in time>Hook father of your rival up with a devil bug>Chortle all the way back to the current time>Now your rival has dozens of devil bug minions>ThatWasntThePlan.jpg
>>48086757Well? Give her the penis already.
>>48086757Give her the dick>t. Descartes
So I was looking at the nextcloud archive and checked the kobold galleryWhat is this I don't even
>>48087005Oh you don't know about Kobold Daughteru Fucker? He used to commission a lot of stuff
>>48087005Ahh, yes. That's a classic. Old waifufag from years back called KDF was super into latex and bondage. Naturally, as someone with a lot of money, he poured money into his kobold waifu and daughteru in these sorts of fetish pictures. >Why are these pics in the Kobold gallery?Well, back when the MGE fandom wasn't as hyper sensitive as it today, all of the fetish pictures made it into the galleries, except for guro. Vore, genderbend, and yes, even NTR were included in the MGE galleries. This of course meant, KDF's latex and bondage pics of his kobold wife and daughter as well. The galleries were meant to be an all-encompassing archive that saved everything MGE, no matter the content. However, a couple years back Wikifag decided to clean up the galleries and remove all the fetish pictures from the galleries at the behest of a few loudmouths that were agitating and getting KC involved. And thus, all of the fetish pictures were removed.>But why are these pics still in the galleries today then?KDF was a great friend of Wikifag and many other waifufags, so his pictures got to stay in the kobold gallery despite numerous protests from folks in these threads and elsewhere. Fun fact, there are still some stray fetish pictures littered throughout the galleries that Wikifag missed when he cleaned the galleries up. Though it's only a handful out of the thousands of images.
>>48086647I want to rest my face on her cold boobs. I hope she will pure too. I know why she's so smug
>>48087055The funniest part is that they're not even MGE kobolds. He said before that they're not associated with MGE.
>>48087055>despite numerous protests from folks in these threads and elsewhereprotests for what? Latex and bondage are bad now? Since when?
>>48087055>despite numerous protests from folks in these threads and elsewhere.It's pretty tame as far as stuff is concerned. Don't know who would objection to that.
>>48087085>>48087094Didnt the >muh hyper sensitive MGE fandomgive it away? It's the furcuck trying to start shit again, he's still seething none of his scribbles made it into the gallery
>smuggle in some of your old favorite RTSs through the portal to show to an anubis you like>plays a couple skirmishes against the bot>takes notes>intuits all the build orders that the old world champs used>slick mindgames, perfect control grouping, macros unconsciously, flawless tactics during engagements, even building placement for unit gaps>smiles when she completely obliterates you>"I knew all that wargaming would pay off some day. Pharaoh is so reluctant to commit to an attack. Thank you, this helped me put a lot of what I've been thinking about into practice. Shall we play more? I will impose handicaps on myself of unit and upgrade restrictions. I wish for you to have a chance of dominating me as well."
>>48087085>>48087094Didn't say it was bad. Just that I remember people throwing a fit about it. I'm more miffed that the galleries got cleaned up to be honest. I get wanting to cleanup the NTR stuff since it's explicitly against the rules of MGE, but all the other stuff should have stayed. Most dedicated MGE waifufag was gazerfag. Dude dumped well over $20,000+ into his gazer waifu for over a 1000 images. And honestly, that's probably a very low balled estimate. I miss the old guard waifufags. And I miss the days of /chaos/ and /monster/.
>>48087147>but all the other stuff should have stayed.What other stuff?>And I miss the days of /chaos/ and /monster/.Simple fix for that, go back there.
>>48087147>I miss the old guard waifufags. And I miss the days of /chaos/ and /monster/.I just kinda miss the old monster girl community in general. We got new stuff all the time and there was actual stuff happening. Not MGE mostly going on inertia, EMG losing all sense of direction, MGQ going on a never ever spell. Well, apparently MGQ is getting their part 3 but honestly that game has always been really annoying for me to get into.All the old Waifu fags and artist half-leaving. Only occasionally posting something MGE related.I just wished we got something new that really could get us back to that. There's been plenty of things that have tried, MGD, Most of what Outismedia makes, Magical Monstergirls Academy, the list goes on.
>>48082167this looks like some gag manga setup>lilim and devil tries to corrupt me but get cockblocked by dorome dorkiness and wholesomeness
>>48082167Ah yes, Rape, slimy rape and rape. I think I need an adult.
>>48087232There's new stuff releasing all the time, but main problem is that a lot of artists left for twatter and shitcords keep poaching anons, less and less people want to keep anonymity and social circlejerks have a strong pull. This isn't even /mgt/ specific issue and of all the related places this thread fared the best, but I don't know how we could bring people back in.
>>48087266I think you missunderstand, I'm talking about this thread specifically, though that is a whole topic onto itself. I'm talking about the monster girl community at large. It's been said a thousand times, but simply put, monster girls as a genre/pull has all but disappeared outside of porn circles.
>>48087232>Well, apparently MGQ is getting their part 3 but honestly that game has always been really annoying for me to get into.I should try getting into it for a third time....
cows emit too much greenhouse gases
>>48087266I thought It's because the threads became a constant stream of shitstorm that devoid you of any energy for contributing because the only interaction an OC has is either "rape" joke, saying "cute" or ignoring It altogether.Which also discourages the low quality stream of oc's which is a lifestream of any oc based fandom
>>48087147Once I get a new job you are going to see lots and lots of a particular horse and a particular fish.
>>48087232>EMG losing all sense of direction,It didn't have a direction other than crab's "man I really want to earn money with a little effort as possible" motivation, it's just at the beginning people were more willing to give him a pass since series was only starting.
Give it up senpai, I have the high ground
>>48087346At least at the start it had the basic harem story thing. Now we beardly get the main girls doing anything.
>>48087352>At least at the start it had the basic harem story thingAt it lasted for like a year before he started going full incoherent schizobabble? The core premise is completely one-note, the story should've been wrapped up really fast, but crab is both a hack and KEENLY aware that he lucked out like a motherfucker with EMG and if it dies, he will never be able to make anything profitable at all, so it all went into a "completely unintelligeble" territory years ago.Not to mention that he can't even maintain consistent designs, so you can't even olge the girls properly.>we beardly get the main girls doing anythingAnd that's a good thing, since every time crab makes them do anything, they appear even more retarded and mentally ill.
>>48087393I still like Miia and Lala so fuck you. Gonna dick the snake and head
>>48087332>becameThis thread was known for autism and shitstorms for almost all of its life, that's not the biggest problem.
>>48087418Yeah, ok and? I like some of the girls myself, but that's not what I was talking about.
>>48087348What id I yanked on that tail?
>>48087453It was a joke, and you clearly missed it.
You fags done circlejerking about how bad it is while also not doing anything?
>>48087619>while also not doing anything?So just like you?
>malef lands dramatically in the town square and exclaims: "Prepare for trouble!">her sister pops up from behind her and goes: "And make it double!">they both pose dramatically>this is what your country lost to and will be ruled by now
>>48087629Heh, nope, but keep projecting if you want.
>>48087649>farmers keep farming>potters keep potting>kids keep playing>old timers don't get up from the bench>tanners keep tanningWhat are they gonna do? They can't fuck all of us.
>>48082167>Mercenary group consisting of>An Ocelomeh>A Hornet>and a NureonagoThe cat and the wasp I get but I fear what skills the wife slime has that makes her an equal to the other two. The bandits we got are>A Charybdis>A Cancer>and a SuccubusI imagine the succubus is specifically wearing a bikini and the encounter is on a beach.
>of course anon you can go on a date with your coworker i dont mind
>>48087916#notmyhebi
TV Show Idea>All My HebisMiss Ryu's shrine is doing well in a prosperous city that's very happy with her weather manipulation.But her hebis are not.Angsty, lonely sneks are making life difficult.Miss Ryu is going to have to work very hard to find yan-friendly men for all these sneks.
>>48088242How about a sitcom that's just a bunch of pre-dl characters who all ended up having to share the same living space for whatever reason in a post-dl, sexy world>Grouchy dragon>Proud elf and rowdy dwarf who hate each other>Neurotic chimera mage who extended her own life like a lich>Egotistical and vain hero anon>Therapist succwith such classic episodes as>"The time Therapist Succ's boss came over for a Sunday dinner and everyone has to pretend to be normal and mentally stable."or>"That time elf sent a birthday present to her old teacher in a white box, but at the same time Neurotic chimera mage was sending an offcutting of her rear tentacle for research purposes in an IDENTICAL white box! You'll never believe what happens next."
>>48084619>(source not important)This is a trustworthy Yeti and you should drink her warm milk
>>48088277Eh, with the hero in there it sounds more like a harem show.
>>48088349this yeti looks evil
>>48088470She's a helpful Yeti, she even took off her bra to snuggle closer with you, surely she didn't add anything extra to her "milk"
>>48088470Yeti aren't evil. You're thinking of the dreaded wendigo, a ravenous beast who feeds on the flesh of humans!
>>48088277>Grouchy dragon loses a bet while playing checkers against smug salamander and now has to record herself (magically) kicking high queen malef up the ass
>>48088370He never marry any of them and leave before the 2nd season for his arranged marriage to an order aristocrat
>>48087101We are all aware that the reason those scribbles don't get in has nothing to do with quality.
>>48088242>Intervention But for monsters, could be funny. Throwing off the shackles of addiction and maladaptive behavior by putting on the shackles of demonic cock-lust! Dick-shaped fruit and habit-forming magic devices could be the precipitating elements
>>48088666>more cope from the furtardcute! your scribbles still arent getting in though
>>48088666Nothing here has anything to do with quality, Satan, but everyone knows that
>>48088725I was thinking more of the show being a "case of the week" drama where Miss Ryu has to hook up a hebi with an appropriate man.Kind of like House, MD. But with neurotic hebis full of weird sexual hangups and desires.
>>48087055>MGE fandom hyper sensitiveYou fucking fags have been huffing copium ever since Cheral got the boot because he was warned by KC and proceeded to go ahead and disregard it anyway. KDF was weird but a non-issue. Fuck off and die already.
>>48088919You seem to have gotten our desires mixed up with Crosses.
>>48088530The dreaded wendigo in question
>>48088919>KDF was weird but a non-issueKDF was decidedly more than just weird.
>A Baph with a chipped front tooth and one broken horn stands confidently in form fitting leotard. "Hi, I'm Zorflaxia and this is the show Flatass. Folks have said that Baphomets are pathetic loser lab jockeys and that flat isn't justice.">The camera pans out slightly to show her standing by a Labrador retriever. The dog is fitted with a small saddle on its back.>Now the camera pans further back to show the pair at the top of a massive ramp. After about two-thirds of its length it curves terminating upward. >The last projecting point of the ramp extends beyond the atmosphere>It's covered in frost.>>48088839How neurotic are we talking here?
>>48088941>our desiresmick, you're a furry from /vg/. You dont speak for these threads
>>48088954He was weird as fuck but ultimately harmless unless you count the actual odd shit like the Jub-Jubs in diapers to keep their arousal juices in check or a Hellhound hard boiling an egg in her snatch. He at least wasn’t the guy who won’t shut the fuck up about Danuki breath.
>>48089150>Hellhound hard boiling an egg in her snatchpooched eggs
>>48089150I'd eat eggs and bacon off a sweaty hound's ass
>>48088983>How neurotic are we talking here?Not too bad in the early seasons, but by the time you get to like season 5-6, Miss Ryu's run through most of the more normal hebis, and she starts having to take on some of the weirder ones.>Floor tiles>Ballooning>FeetAll that kind of stuff. Real weird shit.
>>48088919Any particular reason you decided to respond to that post after three hours or did you just feel like starting a new shitshow?
Okay anon, you're on a 8 hour buss ride. There are only 5 open seats left>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/Roll five times and tell us witch seat you're taking and how she's gonna act for the next or so hours.
>>48089212>there are 5 seats>then tells me to rollIs the implication here that the open seats are the mamono?
>>48089198>A despondent looking Ryu wearing a labcoat and stethoscope sits atop her desk.>Her expression worstens as she listens to an spastic unkempt Hebi standing before her.>There is a small pile of grapefruits and what looks to be a homemade magitech sub-woofer beside the Hebi.>"Then when the song reaches the climax he throws the speaker into the bathtub with me! It's great, right!?" shouts the Hebi excitedly.>The Ryu holds up a finger in the universal 'wait a moment' gesture >The Ryu picks up a carafe of coffee from her desk and chugs it to emptiness.>It's way too early for this shit and she hasn't even asked about the grapefruits yet
>>48089212>witch>kappa>cursed sword>shirohebi>dark priestCursed sword. This bus trip is for 5 hours and the last thing I need is proselytes keeping me awake with their yapping the whole time
>>48082167>Merrow>Vamp Mosquito>Greenwormvs Bandits>Alice>Matango>GremlinHow can ANY of them get along with each other on either side?
>>48089263>How can ANY of them get along with each other on either side?I mean, the whole point of those types of posts is for you to figure that part out on your own or describe how they don't get along.
>>48089150>Latex daughteru fucking and Jub diapers are less /d/ than sniffing breathTotal bathtub shittery, no Oscar for you
i'm starting to think ms succ isn't taking this duel seriously
>>48089212>Cyclops>Dark Angel>Crow Tengu>Redcap>LichLich, only because she will either act disinterested or will be the least forward when it comes to sex, either that or she is going to use me as an experiment to determine the efficiency of having sex while in a moving vehicle.
>>48089332>Starts bitching after discovering her weak pointNgmi.
>>48089298I said they were less annoying I didn’t say shit about them not being /d/
>>48088983Earthrockers, rise up!
>>48089358kdf was actually considerate, for all his faults.
>>48089341>Sit down in chair>Cum>What.jpg>Lich nods to herself and says "interesting..."Good luck
>>48089272These posts have never spawned anything but a mass reply on their roll result.
>>48089403>lich sits on your lap>meticulously jots down how the vibrations from the moving bus make both of you feel good in her notesAtleast grab her tits and help her out or something
>>48089403why's she siting instead of floating anyhow?
>>48085568Hot take:>Shortstack Neighbor bapho is Bapho-chan from the future
>>48089358What was so annoying about breathfag? Very easy to ignore imo >>48089371True
I prefer monsters that are large for their kind.Not absolute size, but relative to their average.
>>48089360>Loli talks shit to an Ice Queen and her posse>Cue the one sided beat-down from motherfuckers who rap about penguins and sledding
>>48089544So like a dormouse that's 5'6" instead of 4' tall but still a flat chest?
>>48089544tall fairy
>>48089581>10" tall instead of the typical 7"
>>48089242The open seats are all near mamonos so you'll have to sit next to one of them, or stand for the entire bus journey.
>>48089528>What was so annoying about breathfagThe spamming. He was also a scatposting /d/tard who exposed himself when he forgot to clear out the name field once. How new are you?
>>48088242I was told there will be free ramen.
>>48086740should've set him up with a sheep instead
>>48089676>Names are important on 4chanLess new than yourself, apparently. That fucker didn't even use a trip. For all you know I could be him. Watch out, I could be having a retarded fantasy about huffing breath at this very instant! Clutch your pearls harder, why don't cha?
Why do faggots advocating for pests always type like fucking retards fresh out of /v/?
>>48089723look at dem scales
>>48089730He deleted that post immediately to try hide it too, which is how everyone knew it was him. But of course a shitposter like you wouldnt know that
>>48089748because that's what they are. Shitposting and trolling is le epic 4chan culture to them. R&I
>>48089212>Khepri>Zombie>Amazoness>Roper>Jorou-GumoI of course choose to sit next to Miss Spider. She seems so kind and pleasant! I'm sure nothing will be different this evening when the bus ride ends!
>>48089692thats too many hebis
>>48088242it plays out a lot like a slasher movie, except with marriage
>>48089758Do you remember when every 6th post was a random permanently untethered comment from anon about stuff like: wanting a minotaur to spit down his throat? Do you remember the long discussions anon spent wishing approval for not lewding his daughteu *via* the method of fucking the waifu in lotus position while they hold said daughteru? Papillion Farms remembers. It also remembers that you are a doublefaggotnigga.
>>48089212>Doppelganger, minotaur, humpty egg, mershark, hakutakuI'll take the haku and end the trip with a master's degree. I like learncows, so while I probably would try to keep toyself at first I'm sure I'd come to enjoy the conversation. Also, plenty of time to work up the nerve to ask for her number.
>>48089894>wanting a minotaur to spit down his throat?You know, I kinda want this but with a demon.
>some shitposting namefaggot fron /d/ trying to defend another /d/ namefagging shitposter's honorHey meido get cleaning already
>>48089692Yes, you got a whole bowl of rice noodles for free
>>48089913Sounds a bit mid, like the demon would only do it to make you happy. A Devil Bug or Akaname would be mid too, because it presumably turns from a kink into blah normalcy. Venom species are low, because your literally a spit junkie. By elimination, neat freaks are triple sss. A Kiki could internally cringe so hard that she comes with the force of a billion mop buckets or whatever.
>>48089528>What was so annoying about breathfag?Attention whoring. Him becoming a namefag was basically demanding more recognition for a low-effort forced meme than the most liked OC creators.
>>48089894>wanting a minotaur to spit down his throat?Oh no?
>>48089929kiki addicted to smell is also /d/
>>48090005Huh. That answer describes a place so fucking petty and schizo...that I fucking believe it.>>48090014Fess up, weirdie. Why a Minotaur anyway? Howsit fun?
>>48090026Don't tell me you've never sniffed your own underwear
>>48089934the noodles make you sleepy...
>>48089692>>48089825That's not nearly ENOUGH hebis. You need at least 100 hebis.
I will be safe from Manticores in this walled off space.
>>48089635It's not like i was looking forward to being "forced" to sit on a monstergirls lap or anything.Fine.>It's freezing cold in the morning and i have to take my commute to the airport for a vacation>Only warm thing surrounding me in the empty bus stop is my cigarette, which i don't even have time to finish as i hear the heavy wheels slow down and stop in front of me.>I throw it out and carry my heavy bags into the bus, showing the succ busdriver my ticket before turning around to get a seat.>A simple look tells me most of them are already full. If the day wasn't annoying enough, now i have to deal with a bus full of these sluts.>For some god forsaken reason it's forbidden to stand on a bus if you are an unaccompanied man, so i have to scout for some free seat.>I can already see the single mamaono giving me "the look". A Kikimora even makes a motion to clean her apron and coquetishly pats her lap, inviting me to sit on top of her>Yeah, not doing that in a million years.>The succ busdriver clears her throat, signaling me to pick a seat before she picks it for me.>The only other free seats are ones besides mamono, namely a cockatrice, an ogre, a dhampir, a living doll amd a jorou gumo.>I can see the cockatrice shed her plumage all around herself. If i'm going to sit there for 8 hours that's going to drive me insane.>I can smell the ogre over here, not that one.>The seat beside the jorou gumo is technically free. Technically means she spread her legs all over it and is lasciviously inviting me into the chitinous cage of limbs. Guess it's still night enough for her.>I've seen Chucky enough times to know to stay away from creepy dolls.>That only leaves the Dhampir. She's wearing dark clothes even inside the bus, and seems too busy with her own thoughts to disturb me, so she's my best chance to not get sexually assaulted in such a crammed space.>So i lift my bags over my head, cram the in the space above her seat and take my place, just in time to get thrown into the seat by the sudden acceleration.>I make my best effort not to even acknowledge the bloodsucker besides me, but with the corner of my eye i see her taking furtive glancecs at me.>She seems to deliberate for a second, before speaking with a heavy eastern european accent>"Heading to ze airport?">"Yeah">"Vatt a marfelous coincidenze. I vaz heading there too".>No shit.>"Vere are thou flying to, if i may azk">"Visit family back home in the south." I say without giving much detail>"Ach, i'm alzo on a trip to ze south to vizit family. Thou wouldn't happen to be on flight AT-504?">I start sweating. Did someone back at work set me up. There is no way.>"M-maybe">Her usually somber expression changes into an illuminated bright smile.>"Oh, by ze demon lord, a trafeling companion">Guess there is no getting away from her now.>"Is that why you are wearing such heavy clothes.">"Hmm, yez. Ze sun does us no good, it iz debilitating, in a senze. But my aunt'z zecond couzin'z zayz she haz a zolution for that. A blood red, zveet jelly made of a myzterious fruit, that fickses sun aflicksion. They call it timba. I vill head there and procure the fruit.">"That's quite the curious vacation you are taking there.">"Yez, i was quite uncomfortable trafeling to zuch, unknown landz. I vas vondering if thou could perhaps, accompany me and zerfe as a guide. I can remunerate thou for your zerfize, if thou want" She says sheepishly>"Well, guess i can guide you throught the airport and customs, but we'll most likely separate from there on.">"Oh, zat vill be more than enough time. Thou have my deepest gratitudes.">I get the feeling we aren't going to separate after we land.
>>48090230Oof, turning down both the living doll and the spooder. What an own goal!Respect. Who doesn't want to pound that hot twink Alucard?
Lamias/wurms go down a helter skelter and reach the bottom before their tail even gets on the slide.
>>48090282ToothyDhampir Kisses.
>>48089212>leanan sidhe>unagi joro>grizzly>bicorn>aliceHonestly worried I would forget and leanan sidhe/alice during the 8 hour ride and end up taking too much space by mistake. Bicorn and Unagi joro by all accounts would take up too much space for ME to be comfortable. Like if it was at most 30 minutes to an hour I would not be bothered, but 8? Ya no. Guess I'm sitting next to the grizzly? I mean their the only one who would take the JUST right amount of space, were I don't have to be uncomfortably at the edge of mine, while also not worrying about taking too much of theirs. For some reason I feel like it might not matter though...
>>48090406Your post was so bad it killed the thread. Now, Toothy vampires kisses on the other hand....
>>48090620>leanan sidhe>Takes up like a tenth of the seat.>Has all her baggage surrounding herself.>Looks up at you shyly from time-to-time during the ride, then scribbles furiously in a tiny notebook she doesn't want you to see.>When the trip is over, she flies up to your eye level and offers it to you.>It's a tiny pencil drawing of you sleeping during the trip!>She won't take no for an answer and demands you keep it.>The backside of the art, perv has her socials on it.WHAT DO YOU DO, ANON!? ARE YOU READY TO PLOW THE ART FAIRY?
>>48090627Yeah, you are right. I should stick to talking about schizos, halucinating stuff that never happened and complaining about how the thread isn't what it used to be instead.
>>48090735Well, it ain't.
>>48090735I think all that Anon was trying to say is that he likes the chicken half of oyakodon more than the egg half.Do you need the ministrations of a mind flayer?
>>48090735Anon, I was joking about your post being the last before the thread decided to take a break, no need to get all doomer about it.
>>48090702I will be honest. I don't think I would be able to see the socials. Mainly on the "too small to read cause its her size" thing. Besides I'm sitting next to Miss Grizzly. When would she get the chance to draw me so well?
>>48090749She's very smol and can fly. You probably just didn't notice her too much.Also, you're probably young enough to read it. When I was ~20 I used to print cheat sheets for tests that were in like 4 - 6 point fonts, and that's about a fairy's "WRITE IT GIANT" font.
>>48090620It seems silly not to assume that either>1. The bus wouldn't be set up to accommodate the people riding itI mean really, how would you even get a centaur on a normal bus?Or>2. Monsters that wouldn't normally fit would be expected to polymorph for the duration of their rideI guess this means you can't get busy in the bus, but that's really a blessing for everyone else. Space wouldn't be an issue in any case.
>>48090735Whoa, are you me?
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with Wonderland?
>>48090898I mean, I'd like a Chesh.
>>48090898What would I even trade?
Vampires are pretty schizo, now that I think about it.
>>48090907>>480909041 chesh for 7 hats per turn.
>>48090910Vampires are pretty, now that I think about it.
>>48090898Can I redeem cards for Trumparts?
>>48089876>i need the biggest succ you have...no that's too big
>>48090787I mean I WAS looking at my phone most of the time. Guess that explains how I did not notice>Fey (she's a kind of fey right? I don't wanna mix up species so best to use the general grouping) gives me paper>look at it and see a tiny drawing of my face>when did she get a chance to do that? >Turn it around and see in tiny (but readable) font her social media accounts>There's her monstagram, bluepillion, and twitter. >I only have accounts for two of these for browsing vidya gaem things.>Comment that I'm slightly envying her ability to write/ draw so neat.>Flop hand around while telling them I have shitty fine-motor skills. >can'tdraw.png>Leave bus head to where I was going>Check her twitter the next day>Mostly fan art, comms no not that kind , and assorted nature drawings. >Her bio lists a bunch of stuff but the thing which sticks out "hoping for a hubby to draw with one day" >Guess that rules me out. Oh well, she's merely a stranger on the bus. >get DM somehow. Odd given my account is private and I follow nothing. >its from her with a new drawing of me its in the lob corp art style. >I'm not a dense brick so I realize what has happened. >Tell her the hand thing WAS NOT my crappy attempt at dodging marriage and I really can't draw.>She responds "I know. That's part of your appeal.">She sends one last blurred image >Unblurr it and its a fucking one girl 5 guys meme but with me and all the other monsters on that bus>"Oh and Anon. "Ms" Grizzly wanted you to know your mistake of "Miss" was only going ever be temporaryI make FAR too many assumptions of how people will act don't I. yes I did delete then post this again to fix spoilers. I hope the wives are not TOO smug about this blunder
>>48091044
>>48090898Exotic Herbal medicines care of the Wonderworm sounds great.
>>48090898uh... can i get uh... mushroom milk?
>>48090898smuggling is more fun
>>48089150>He at least wasn’t the guy who won’t shut the fuck up about Danuki breath.I don't understand the appeal. It sounds like such a tease. Just vore me at that point because that's all that breathfaggotry is, a tease for vorefags, a taste of your fate before you're sent to her stomach. I'd respect it a lot more if he just came out and said he was actually a vorefag that's too afraid to mention his fetish here. Shame he had to fixate on danukis though. KC gave vorefags a monster girl: sandworms. Hell, even lamias are geared toward it as well to an extent.
>Demonic, harlot, you don't scare me. I've trained under multiple elite paladins and I will not lo->gets hip-checked
>>48087147>/chaos/Was that /d/ faggotry?
>>48089212>GhostHard pass. I don't need to be associating with an ethereal girl that can fuck with me in ways no other can. >CentaurBoring ride. She wouldn't even speak to me. Though if I fell asleep, I could trust that she'd keep something bad from happening to me. >ImpInteresting trip willed with lots of conversation. At some point, it'd probably get a bit annoying.>Cait sithHardest pass possible. I'm not even going to acknowledge her existence. >SphinxSame as imp, but with a lot more questions and riddles and a cat's capriciousness. Easy choice, give me the imp. If she gets too annoying, I can just "correct" her.
>>48091205Yes, monster boys were mixed in and anything that pushed the boundaries. It was the containment board for all the unsavory MGE folks. Once it died, they spread like cancer and infected every MGE related board and thread.
>>48091199it's tough being an adventurer
>teacher at school for monsters>enlist the Balrog gyaru to help you get stuff from the supply room after she was zoning out in class>her face when you reach for the same thing at the same time and your hands touch
Need very old monstersThe haggiest
>>48091260Sounds fine to me.
Need imps, maybe some dormice, and a bapho or two as well.
>>48090406>>48090627/fang/ pls
>>48091395And now she's ruined for marriage. You'd think monsters would be more careful about things like that.
>>48091644>And now she's ruined for marriageso is anonthey would go perfect with each other
hebi
smelly dragon panties
>Come on, harlot. Have you forgotten how to fight after turning into a monster? Fight me like a proper knight!>No hip-checking, no crotch grabbing, no kiss attacks or any similar nons- DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF WHILE I TALKING TO YOU!
a gentlemen never kisses and tellsbut i pounded that cat
>>48091667hebi hebi
>>48091644Girls ruined for marriage just swap between different nura groups. Nobody keeps track of them anyway.
Dorks onlyOnly the most autistic of them all
>>48091721It's okay you can tell, cats can't keep a secret anyway
>>48091737hubba-hubba!
>>48091769Oh, you want her--the lilim.
>>48091721I'm no gentleman. I'm telling everyone
>>48091788that's a big mouth holy moly
>>48091783DORKIER
>>48091644You've got it the wrong way around, she's route locked for marriage>you're in the supply closet with a flustered gyaru>more classic romcom bumbling is inevitable>the small room is cramped with her huge wings in there, you're constantly almost pushed against eachother and you have to grab something from a shelf above by reaching over her>when you're about to go back she's walking ahead and her bundled tail gets caught on the corner of a table, she loses her balance and falls back into your arms>etc
>>48091793Better for getting more blood with
shog in your brain
what's a guy gotta do to get the eros hound set upon him?
>>48091830its ok if there is shog in your brainshe is cleaning it since its so empty
>>48091835An empty head keeps the mindflayers away.
>>48091830ms kiki only wishes she could get in there to clean up all the cobwebs and dirty thoughts to get a nice, clean brainwashing.when's the last time you had your brain washed?
>>48091830well she'll have to deal with all the other voices in there
>>48091830Nooooo she will get food poisoning from all that brainrotI don't want a zoomer shog
>>48091816You're not supposed to say that out loud!
Somebody told me that you had a girlfriend that looks like a boyfriend
>>48091847>slay the shog
What does pyrow ass taste like?
>>48091846the academy has given them all the training they need for a brainwashing
>>48091846I'd rather let a spider in my mind to fill it up with cobwebs
>>48091846I didn't know kikis dabble into neural resocializing tech
>>48091928she'll try to make you a productive member of societyscary stuff
>>48091846>when's the last time you had your brain washed?I just had a session with my flayer the rapist. She's really helping me come to terms with my desire to become panties. I didn't even realize I had one before we started talking!
>>48091830I've had thoughts of this every time I've gotten a migraine. Not as a cause, but as a form of treatment.
I will NOT a kikiI will remain useless
>>48091769Definitely a Hex Manic version of a Troll, excuse the picture but I can't draw
>>48091260>Infected every boardNo.
>>48091532>stumble onto /vamp/>Tell them that love is the most important thing in a relationship and not the size of your fangs>get permabannedW-what did i do wrong?
shog gaming chair
>>48091968Need hex monster with wavy mouth and grabbable belly
>>48091967if you can still make kikis you have a use
I will have both a shog and kiki as maidsMy house will be super clean
>>48091968With lilies and lavender growing out of her hair
>>48091896Chicken.
>>48091873>your on a path in the woods>and at the end of that path is a house>an in the basement of that house>is a shog
>>48092038sweet, free shog
>>48091984This is why I have to stay inside to avoid any predatory hags
>>48092038>your
>>48092048NO ANON!YOU CANNOT FREE THE SHOG!SHE CANNOT LOVE YOU!YOU WILL NOT GET A FREE HOUSE!YOU WILL NOT GET ALL THE SHOGLOAF YOU CAN EAT!YOU. WILL. SLAY. HER>>48092072yes anon it's YOUR path, YOUR path to slay the terrible beast that lays within
>>48091873>>48092038need infinite hugs of an infinite shifty shog
>>48092086God, I hated that game. I bought it because I heard good things. Then the whole thing is some dumb meta narrative and it sucks. I'm not killing a princess.
>>48092086>YOU WILL NOT GET ALL THE SHOGLOAF YOU CAN EAT!what does shog loaf even taste like?
Which Monster sits on human faces the best outside of Mad Hatter?
>>48092108Cheshire--you don't even have to be lying down for her to do it!
>>48092108MermaidsLamiaArachnes
absorbed into the shog
Why are chesh so eager to have their buttholes licked?
>>48092108The truth is often self evident. Hatter ass on my face.
>>48092138They're eager to OFFER to have their buttholes licked. If you did it, though, Miss Chesh would be very offended and insult you.By calling you a *cheeky* bastard.
>>48092102Purple.
>>48092108chat gpt tells me its face hugger
>>48092108
>>48092197Hatter should invite miss troll over for tea and cake. They can talk about gardens, growing tea leaves, sitting on faces...
>>48092108Small, furry, and warm cait sith. Like a blanket on your face.I've gone into detail about this.
>>48092211Ass to ass anal tug of war for my entertainment
>>48092197Can you imagine how many cases of "Asphixiation by monster butt" the hospitals of MGC have every day. The trolls must be regulars at that point.
>>48092183that's not a flavour
>>48092261It's a flavor from outer space.
>>48092267shogs are wholesome, mostly natural, homegrown, organic big sisters to humanity and certified residents of earth
I might not be able to beat a lizard girl in a fight, but I can spread rumors about her online until she no longer beats me up every day.
>>48092278Shogs are alien creatures from outer space obsessed with assimilating human DNA.
>>48092313that's every alien though
I bet shogs are all gooey and warm
>>48092289context i dont qlay what over gacha this is
>>48092219I find it nearly impossible to believe that anybody actually likes the Sith without irony that isn't a degenerate who belongs on a cross.
>>48092356i suppose genuin furries probably do, i dont think there are any here though
>>48092362i had a crush on sally acorn when i was a kid, probably was at a razor edge to growing up and becoming a furry
>>48092338The girl on the left is Suzuran from Arknights. The girl to her right is her mother, who was recently made playable.
>>48092250Oh, for sure.
>>48092356Why are you responding to schizo mick?
>>48092356Are you saying the Romans crucified Jesus because he was a furry?
>>48092322Why are they so obsessed with human DNA?
>>48092410DNA is their LSD. Seeing time and space linearly like we do is how they get high. It's why Shogs are always so smug.
>>48092108A Hellhound with a dump truck ass, she has never known soap nor a razor.
>>48092390whos the guy??
>>48092454The guy is the protagonist of Arknights. He's called the Doctor. The reason they keep his face covered is so that players can self-insert.
>Cut my finger while swimming>Unicorn lifeguard starts fighting the mershark over who gets to "save" me
>>48092491>Unicorn lifeguard starts fighting the mershark over who gets to "save" me>vampire drags you into the changing room while their distracted
>>48092498>Lich blasts her away so she can make him into an undead incubi so he never have to be worried about getting hurt again
>>48082167Yeah, I think I'll just forget the trip through the badlands and take a ship to Court Alf.
>>48092507>ghoul pushes lich into the pool cause she wants to shove anon's hand into her mouth >anon gets fed up and gets a bandaid from the first aid himself
>>48092522>Pool becomes an all out brawl over anon>Anon just sighs and goes back home>They don't even notice him leaving>This is the third time they've done this
>>48091968At least she has the body for it, she only needs to let her hair grow long
Consider noble undead lolis in cocktail dresses. Pear-shaped Wights, Vampires and Banshees showing their pale hips, thighs and open backs
>>48092540being the royal thigh inspector is rewarding work
>>48092554It's not. You're just some schmuck inspecting all the dark meat chicken. You know how wights are about the dark meat. They get a taste for it and just can't get enough!
>>48092554>royal thigh inspectorill tell them all they have always expose their thighs and have to wear stockings or fishnets
>>48092540Pinchable cheeks.
>>48092612I want to cup her chin with one fingertip so she makes a cute bashful blushing face more.
>>48092460>self-insert.im hideous why the hell would i want to self inset?>
>>48092656I hear that--it's one reason I'm so into futa porn. I'm definitely no part of sex with a futa.FUTA
Which monster would be an interesting secret agent (think like james bond)
>>48092715when it comes to suave and svelte it's ms greenworm
>>48092715>For the Pharaoh, Anon?
>>48092715Girls are the "sneaks into the facility in a skintight spysuit while doing gratuitious acrobatics" kind of agents
>>48092753Some guys like an agent with class. >>48092726Case in point.
Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie, but wearing that one sexy armor from the Hellgate:London trailer.
>>48092753>skintight spysuitPharaoh. Shog
>>48092726What I wouldn't give to see the james bond gun barrel intro but it's just greenworm.
>>48092401His fursona was Easter Bunny.
>>48092356Consider that fur does not sweat. She has that going for her.
>>48092715Miss Dhampir>Miss Dhampir if you really meant "like James Bond.">He is a TERRIBLE secret agent, constantly going by his real name and fucking anything that moves.>Now, Miss Dhamp is no slut, but that kind of over-the-top bravado and one liners is definitely part of her schtick, as is being "protective" of a boy she likes.Miss Gremlin>OBVIOUSLY she's gonna be Q.Miss Lilim>She's M.Miss Kejouru>Miss Moneypenny
>>48092815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc
>>48092715Alternative take:Miss Demon>She can do suave and sophisticated.>Blend in with polymorph (no wings or horns).>Looks good in a business suit OR a little black dress.That'll get you a more proper secret agent who can still potentially do one liners and such.
>>48092818>>48092862These are very cute.
omg, Boggleboe is out on the Encyclopedia. Which I now realize is me just being oblivious.Why are we not talking about her? She is ADORABLE.
>>48092795>PharaohYeah I can definitely see it, other girls with similar dispositions and bodytypes like Wight could pull it off too.
>>48092393Maybe because I just see Anonymous and don't really care if he's the Brasilian schizoid or not?
>>48092913Wight sounds also very delicious
>>48092943Thanks for enabling his mental illness and making this thread worse, I guess
>>48093048You are welcome, anon.
Every time a Monster asks me why I'm all alone, whether it's at work or in some public space, I always smugly tell them I'm single, which is like a punch in the gut for them. Then, I follow it up with "and I live all alone, working hard to meet ends by myself" and watch them visibly cringe. And I add smugly "and I cook for myself too", which makes their heart skip a beat, and then say "and I do all my laundry and shopping on my own too", which makes them start panicking. Then, I finish them off with "yeah, it gets pretty lonely sleeping in a bed for two people by myself every night, but you get used to it." and watch as they faint and have to be carried off by an ambulance.
>>48092911She's cute and the bikini is quite impressive, but I personally find the adult profile girls to usually have better gimmics and designs and it's fun to envision young versions of them.
Who the fuck is mick? Who the fuck is the Brazilian schizoid? The only named schizo I remember was some French faggot from /d/.
>Better know a Schizoid!The Mick>People call him Irish.>People call him Brazilian.>Just don't call him a furfag.>OK, do, because he is one.The Frog>He's French.>He REALLY dislikes femdom.>He's not that bad, really.The Gatchaposter(s)>These guys seem to be at least tangentially allied with The Mick and post a ton of AT BEST mid-tier pics from gatcha games.>Worst, they just post the images w/o any actual discussion, so it's like, "why are you here?"
>>48093050BIGGERSAGGIER
I could take on a fox.
>>48093151Only a genuine Gremtech cowkini could withstand that! We need to get Miss Gremlin in here, ASAP!
>>48093048There is a dozen things you can do over obsessing over some rando on the internet.
HARDERFASTER
>>48093213This DAMN OLD FOX500 KITS NOW
>>48093222stop increasing the fox population we stop from turning our world into fox
>>48093222Gonna shake the dust out of her ovaries and make her feel like a 250 year old fox.Gonna Turn on the prog rock and break out the boxed wine.
>>48093233You physically cannot stop me from committing multifoxOctuplets minimum every timeMilitary grade fertility drugs in her food
>>48093250Hope you're prepared for the consequences.
The hags cry in agony as I eat a can of peaches and consider it a healthy meal
Telling a Cupid that true love doesn't exist!
>>48093343It's not THAT bad, actually. I'm just not a big fan of peaches.
>>48092746high tier four word green
>>48093369I'd just tell her that true love DOES exist... but not for me. And that I think that's fine. It should exist, and it's beautiful that it does.I'm OK without it. I'll have to be.
>>48093343Peaches are very healthy.
>>48093443>>48093480I think you are glossing over the 'meal' part
>>48093481Look, I've done worse.
>>48093314Monsters don't want you to know this but dressing them up in embarrassing frills actually makes them more fertile.
>>48093480I prefer melons over peaches
>>48093481calories are calories
>>48093490I'm more into berries. Straw, blue, rasp, even black! Also pineapples, bananas, and mangos.But not durians.
>>48093490>>48093500Milk is enough to sustain human life
Consider the core, that is all I ask.
>>48093527would
>>48093527>Sees badminton racketAs a badminton partner? But I don't even play badminton.
>>48089212>SphinxGonna pester me about her dumb riddles, no thanks.>GirtabliluHow does a bigass scorpion fit in a bus seat anyway? She's not my type, absolutely not.>Giant SlugEw, no thanks, I prefer my clothes clean. And I don't want to get stuck. Though I understand why she's taking the bus in the first place.>DemonShe would probably stare at me for the entire ride and propose a contract or two. I'd pick her but...>BaphometShe'd probably try to sit in my lap at some point. That's the one I pick.
>>48093551Today just badminton partners, tomorrow partners unconditionally.
>>48093566Based pedophile!
>>48093566>Ew, no thanksThe slug wept.
>>48093551I think mamono would like badminton, as the most fun way to play it is to just slam it as hard as you possibly can and make the other guy run around and do the same to you. You don't even need a net. Just whack that fuckin thing until you both collapse.Also they'll like saying getting to say "shuttlecock" all the time.
>>48093500I need this cathag to suffocate me by trying to act cute and laying on top of me
Sphinxes would make a great bus mates and seeing her get passed up twice has been infuriating. She's probably well versed in local history and lore and could provide stipulating conversation on your ride. Riddles are also a great way to pass time and even if she was bugging you you could always shut her up with a request for a purrjob.
>>48093640If I ever encountered a catgirl, my urge to scritch her ears and brush her would be well-nigh overwhelming.
>>48093670many such cases
>>48093670The cats you see everywhere in a monster realm are free, just approach one, give her some pets and maybe a treat and just take her home.
>Gives you the first compliment you've received from a stranger since you were a child>Actually means it
I love foxes with big ears
>>48093717You know who else has big ears?Dumbo!
>>48093776That girl is a futa! You can see one of her balls!
>Oh, that girl is sure a beauty even though she looks just like a beast>she just came into the bar and even sitting down she stands above 6 feet>And I'd surely like to meet her, just to say hello would certainly be nice>Hey waitress, fix another drink, and this time how about with less ice>They say she makes a living splitting mighty trees in two with her bare hands>And her middle name is Trishtog; I'd be crazy to take on that kind of woman>Cause I'm a lover, not a fighter, I stand five foot nine (at least when I wear boots)>Waitress make this shot a double and if you don’t mind just leave out all that fruit>Well I'll bet she changes faces and gets hairy when the moon is getting full>And while we’re on that subject, of what my drinks that’s what my drinks ain't being that for sure>You can save yourself some trouble waitress If you'll leave the bottle on the bar>She just looked into my eye and smiled at me again and then she winked>You bet a little man could dazzle her and she shouldn't be no trouble I’d think>Waitress ask that lady what she'll have, give her anything and put it on my tab>She's getting smaller with every drink, and it might be I can take her down a dab
>>48093921cleaning up all that webbing is going to be a pain
cows owe me milk
Hags owe me sex
I owe incredibly large sums of money to various crime organizations
>>48094193what did you spend it all on?
>>48093343Kek, one of my recurring meal is greens in a can. I just open the can, pull out the water and eat from the can. If a kiki so that she would kill me.
>>48092911I wanna be sandwiched between a big plush bogey and an oppai loli boggleboe
>>48094304Saw, if she saw that. I think the lead in the can is starting to take over
>>48093936The webbing is super important because it's how she tracks your movement through the vibrations. And it's how she catches snacks.
>>48094338>Spider-wife puts a nearly invisible tether on her husband to pull him away from danger or doing something dumb from anywhere in the house
>>48094291underground gambling rings
>>48094366>gambling on what gacha snake gives birth to careful friend, its addicting
Are office cows necessary like HR?
>>48094378It's either that or a milk dispenser in every wing, and who wants to deal with that?
>>48094378Mine is great for stress relief and nutrition.
>>48094193I can't help but wonder what kind of crimes would exist with mamono living in our world. Do these gangs deal in... condoms? Or what?
>>48094378I need a squeeze for my stressCow tits are perfect for it
>>48094389>Mofokuza underground pachinko and brushing parlors>DanukiLoansharks>KotsCatnip and Silvervine smuggling>Wans and HellhoundsMuggings, rapes, and breeding dens full of their new husbands to create new members of their organzation, though to be fair all monsters do that to a degree and not always so roughly, you could end up as the husband to even a seemingly shy and innocent fox and she is secretly running a criminal empire from your marital home.
>>48094413Ok, but where in the world is catnip an illegal substance?
>>48094425It doesn't have to be illegal for them to trade it amongst themselves and their toms. I also imagine some kot realms it doesn't grow in naturally.
>>48094378No I think we should get rid of them. They distract from work
How should we deal with cheshire?
>>48094425None but cats like to pretend they are super hard-core for some reason
>>48094413>you could end up as the husband to even a seemingly shy and innocent fox and she is secretly running a criminal empire from your marital home.so thats why her friends who visit often look tough and i gave them so many home baked goods too...
>>48094193>anon starts an underground gang war over who gets to collect the debt >leads to the formation of the Bureau for the Orchestration of Organized BadgirlS, its core tenet being that no man can become indebted to more than one criminal syndicate>frustrated that such lowlives would put aside their differences and join forces to deny him his stupid loans after one of them cuts him off, anon #2 goes to the legitimate banks who lend him money off of good old credit>insolvent once again>the banks have the court on their side, but bad girls don't give a fuck about that, and the banks know it>so begins the great danuki war (ongoing)
>>48094433I don't know where you're working but at my job milk production is up 700%.
>>48094425It's less an "illegal substance" smuggling and more a "tax evasion" smuggling
>Acquire imp >Play games and have fun with imp>More imps are created
>>48094457With squish squish
cheshire sphinx cheshire jinko cheshire ocelomeh
>>48094534Oh god, it's spreading
cheshire griffon
cheshire cheshire
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that if cheshire starts speaking backwards, you just need to flip her upsidedown to fix it.I think..... Tell you what, find a cheshire and see what happens.
Australian cheshire
I love Cheshires
>>48094508Imp will rule the world.
>>48094567It will be a super cool world of lots and lots of funsie games!
>>48094549just bonk a cheshire on the head, that'll fix herworked on my tv so why not cheshire?
Telling cow-shire I'm not in the moo-d for her jokes
What kind of fancy dinner will you enjoy during a date?
>>48092715Kunoichi wearing a bright pink outfit and screaming about her ninja way during infiltration missions!
Well I had made a NY resolution to publish a story a month all year, but I missed September due to travelling.An Anon, a Centaur, and a Haku.>https://archiveofourown.org/works/60116746
>>48094771Anon is a barnyard enthusiast?
I am a strong, independent man.
>>48093617>anon's face is being stretched apart by multiple manticore tails suctioning off his cheeks>"Jesus wept."
>>48094771>>48094779They can probably do some kinky shibari roleplay with a lasso.
>>48094508That sounds like a fun game, how do you play?
>have strong preggo fetish>dream of seeing my wife swollen and lactating all year round>only get her pregnant once every few years because of mamono low fertilityMGE is a dystopia
>>48095040That's why fairies, pixies, and other miniature mamono exist. Have your monster waifu vore them until her stomach is swollen to the point that it look like she's pregnant. Then have her wash them all down with holst milk, and she'll be lactating. Boom, simulated pregnancy!
>>48095040See >>48094771Get a harem of waifus and keep them preggo in rotation.Simples.
>>48091873>give her the look
>play Crusader kings 3 with warcraft mod>build my human empire>somehow my wife if an elf>all the wives of my sons are elves too>and my grandchildren are elves>all the male noblity are married to elves as well>my court is now made up of elves of different flavorsGuys what is happeneing?
>>48094782Dark Elf bait
Jinko will submit to me.
>>48095463just be an overlord, simple
>>48095495I feel like anon still lost here...
>>48095463>Be dom anon>Have a dark elf friend >She teaches you shibari techniques >You exchanges about the best bdsm equipments>Hunt slaves together during the week>On weekends, drink beers and smokes cigs together >Discussing about life, love and regrets>Neither of you had found the right partner >Slowly start to feel something for each other I know that it's very unlikely in MGE but I like to entertain that daydream sometimes
>>48095473>I am NOT cooking you an extra steak just because you can see the bottom of your plate.>I'M the man, I make the decisions, I'M your master
>>48095547Until she does the cute eyes, no one win against the cute eyes
Do you really want that mouth of a pharaoh that hasn't brushed in 6000 years kissing you as she wakes up for the first time?That's gotta be stinky right?Nah, gimme the elegant and beautiful violet serpent of the desert instead. The rightful ruler of the sands!
Ahh who am I kidding, I'd kiss that pharaoh that just woke up too. 6000 years without a hug is rough. I'd give her one, even if it meant dealing with dusty, old hag kisses.
If you're not willing to revive the pharaoh with the rejuvenating waters of life directly from your tongue, then find some other royalty you like and put them under the desert sun until they bake to the skin tone of your liking.
Just a reminder from everybody's favorite kot:
>>48096101Based kotpilled, would do a hero with her
Fat kots with gigantic tits and huge asses whose sole purpose in life is to sleep on top of me
>>48096249Heaven right there.
>>48096249This but the total opposite, fit and agile cats are the best
>>48096101>Come to me instead!
>"your mech is ready to go anon, try to come back alive. A new bar has opened and I want to try it with you"
>>48096101>lock the wooden door>cheshire's plan is twarted
Get these Millennial and Zoomer hag cheshires away from me. I only chill with the young Gen Alpha cheshires. 4awwg
>>48096101Kot terrorists fight for a radical future where Monday does not exist
>>48096530>Now where could my pipe be?>CHESHFIELD!!
>>48096530>>48096385Someone needs to dick this cat before she does something stupid
Be careful with the fabric of reality cheshfield
I will shrink myself down to only a few inches tall to sneak past the demon and succubi and hellhound guards to assassinate miss lim.
Yup, that's a good KOTURDAY
>>48096655chesh on a jackhammer be like
