Caw closer, come closer, my anonymous friends!Let us flock together despite time and weather,Let us type with talons, drinking sake gallons,Let us fly, pictures snap, trick others and kidnap!But don't you worry, human friends,Since everyone here just pretends.
tengu are sluts and whores
Did the last thread get archived?
>>48116691Yes, next to momiji's one.
>>48116701Is it just me or is there a surge of new 2hu threads in the catalog?
>>48116713I don't know, but something happened. I've checked hour and half ago, saw that the last one got archived together with couple more, then bumped Hatate's one. I guess other Anons are remaking their respective 2hu's threads.
>>48116713It was a spammer, made some vtumor threads too. No idea why. I saved a bunch of threads from being archived, but unfortunately one of my favorites was archived while I was away (the Aunn thread)This might be schizo conspiracy but I think it was a vtumor mad that one of their generals archived early without hitting bump limit. There's a bunch of necrobumped vtumor threads on the catalog right now. I think the spammer wanted to take revenge by archiving active and good Touhou threads.
>>48117385Why are vtumors even here? Is /vt/ not a thing?
>>48117445No one but the moderators in their infinite wisdom know.I try to not complain about them a lot when they're restricted to two or three threads but there are like five necrobumped vtumor thread that are literally nothing more than waste of catalog space.
Which Aya do you want?
>>48117525kourindou outfit stays winning
>>48117525The flat one, like in the manga.
>>48117525Little too pai for me. Crow breasts are tasty, but to be enjoyed in moderation.StB (which is identical to the first one from PoFV, save shirt pocket's position) is the one I've seen the most, so it feels the most natural. Simple, classy, green leaf button is a nice touch breaking it from being too uniform, crow looks awesome as a pet.MoF/DS is great too, something in the stripe on shirt and skirt makes them look even more elegant then something wholly white or black. I can't quite put a finger on it, but I feel some nostalgia looking at it, which I guess suits 'Traditional Reporter of Fantasy'.I want to enjoy HSiFS's one, but it always looked too safe for me.But which Aya do I want? One that you can't post on blue board. Preferably with ring.
>>48117525none. that creature is nothing but trouble.
...And China's down! Bravo Aya!
>>48119758Stupid China! STUPID!
>>48116609Fucking slut
>>48116624>sluts and whoresThose are uncool.Tengu are absolutely cool, on the other hand. Here, some photographic proof.
>>48122798Finally, someone gets it.
>>48117525Her Mountain of Faith outfit is cool.
>>48116609
>>48128997Hmm...
Over 1000 years old, but still no crow's feet. What's the secret to this reporter's beauty? Check out in the latest issue of the Bunbunmaru Newspaper.
>>48122798oh, yeah? and what are they wearing under that?tengu are shameless!
Is it wrong to wish to see a Tengu be happy?
>>48138863a little bit
>>48138863>Is it wrongIt is not!
>>48138415You are conflating shamelessness and confidence. Shameless person knows that something brings shame, but disregards it. Confident person on the other hand is above such concerns in the first place.Tengu are confident, obviously. It would be foolish to ignore that confidence is sexy, but Tengu are pure sex only as a byproduct of being cool.
>>48144676wear some underwear you beaked freak!
>>48116624(((Crow tengu))) are jews actually.
How much do you think the average crow tengu weighsI like to imagine that there incredibly lightweight
>>48148397Well, let's calculate it for Aya.First we need to find Aya's height.In ZUN's concept art for Aya, she had a crow standing up straight on her arm. The japanese crow is around 4.2 cm tall and Aya is 4 crows tall.Therefore, Aya is around 168 cm tall.A human woman of Aya's height has around 52 kg, but Aya probably has a way lower BMI from flying all the time since we know she sweats alot, so a human Aya's weight would be around 48 kg.Bird bones are filled with air, reducing their weight. If we adjusted Aya's weight with that in mind, we find that the answer is ~43 kg. though it could be higher or lower depending on the variables, especially the crow's exact height.
>>48148397>incredibly lightweightMaybe not as much, but I like to think that they are noticeably lighter then a healthy human of similar height. Despite that, still very strong physically.What about height, by the way? For me, between 5ft to 6ft, with median closer to latter.
>>48148865The things I'd do to Aya boneless mass...
>>48148865Hollow bones being lighter is actually incorrect, they're also a lot denser and it makes crows actually slightly heavier for their size.
>>48148865Quite tall girl by Japanese standards
>>48148865>The japanese crow is around 4.2 cm tallTiny!
>>48148957They're actually pretty tall compared to other crows.
Guys, I think there's something wrong with me.I've always properly hated the disgusting tengu freaks and their hideous visages, but the one in front here actually seems kinda cute.Did they finally get to me? Did their twisted tengu curses corrupt me and are slowly turning me into a deranged tengu fanatic? Should I take my own life and face the yama while I'm still in control of my own mind?
>>48149384>Guys, I think there's something wrong with me.I think I know what exactly your problem is:>I've always properly hated the disgusting tengu freaks and their hideous visagesIt's plainly wrong to hate on Tengu, especially to such degree. No wonder you are feeling disturbed inside your own psyche.But, thankfully, there is still some hope for you:>the one in front here actually seems kinda cuteEnjoy some more!>Did they finally get to me? Did their twisted tengu curses corrupt me and are slowly turning me into a deranged tengu fanatic?No Anon, you are finally seeing the light after sitting in darkness for so long. It will be painful to adjust at first, but you will be happier living in truth, trust me.>Should I take my own life and face the yama while I'm still in control of my own mind?Live Anon! Live for your new, cute Tengu wife.
>>48138166Human children belong in youkai wombs
>>48137582>Bunbunmaru NewspaperYou're fake news! Believe me! Dumb (((crow tengu))) controlling all of the news media.>>48150190>It's plainly wrong to hate on Tengu, especially to such degree.Actually it's okay to hate on (((crow tengu))) since they're jews.
Elections are over, so that means a lot of paper being thrown away and forgotten. What a great time for press in Gensokyo! News will be cheaper then ever! If only there were readers to appreciate that...
>>48156367Maybe if you stop printing fake news and (((crow tengu))) propaganda, you'll actually sell more newspapers.
>>48152763I share the sentiment, but aren't Crow Tengu oviparous? It would be hard to have a child inside womb in such instance.
>>48165171it's still internal fertilizationhow do you think bird eggs work?
>>48165176I think the eggs are (if there is a partner) fertilized in uterus, then laid down. Not really staying inside there. But I don't know birds' reproduction cycle that much, so maybe time between fertilization and egg creation is longer then I imagine.
>>48165176>>48165267 (me)You know what Anon? You are right. Even if for the moment, but fertilized egg must stay for some time in womb. I guess I wanted something more substantial after seeing >>48138166, but "being in youkai womb" is fullfilled by eggs as well.
>>48148865Aya is taller than me...
>>48175167Don't worry anon, there are high quality Tengu women out there who would find it very appealing that you are shorter than them!
>>48138166Ms Shameimaru spends a suspicious amount of time around the human village....
>>48175272are you trying to imply shameimaru aya consorts with humans?I know you yamabushi folks are elitists, but no sane, upstanding tengu would dare to waste a second of their long lifespan near inferior crickets. a good tengu would aspire every single day of their 56 work hours in becoming the best on her field, and one day, maybe, become promoted to kurama! only more 857 years! even low ranked crow tengu can make it if they try hard!
>>48176195>are you trying to imply shameimaru aya consorts with humans?Well, she is the Tengu closest to the village after all...
>>48176195All of the tengu do.
>>48176195>t. has never read the manga
>>48175167Don't worry, anon. Aya also wears those tengu geta all the time so, in practice, she "looks down" on most of us anyway.
>>48187074And struts around in such an erotic outfit, too!
>>48192738Which one you have on mind? She has many that fit the description!
>>48192928That one! That one is the most erotic! Her hair's up in a ponytail, for god's sake!
>>48192984Have some more then.Much less fanart then FS one, even in the same time span. It is certainly less iconic, but I wonder if debuting in LE isn't at fault here.
>>48192928Why does Aya crossdress as a boy so often?
>>48193123To cure village men of homosexuality.
THE Aya image
>>48193149Did you mean to post this?
>>48193149since you're asking so nicely.here it is
>>48193113I know. I've made attempts at remedying that sorry state of affairs, but I'm just an AIslopper. It really is criminal how underutilised that outfit is.
>>48193123She binge watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix.
>>48193169>>48193170Aya will NEVER live down that article
>>48193169>>48193170ha ha, hilarious joke, Mr. Anonymous! come on! say it again! it's your favorite one, you tell it every time!nevermind it is just a misunderstanding of a "tengu fools" day's article! you humans could never understand its irony anyway! Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!
>>48193361>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!That article made me want to subscribe, but I guess I won't be doing it now.
>>48193361>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!This post made me think that one day, cancel culture would enter Gensokyo. Do you think Aya will survive in such environment? Thrive in it, maybe?
Golly gee, Mr. Syamemaroo sure does make me feel somethin' mighty funnyI hope I've not been cursed by a fae or what have you, I don't know how I should feel about my feelings for him
>>48193361>Consider your Subscription CANCELLED!Consider my SUBMISSION cancelled, you thirsty ass youkai!
Whether it be fairy cunnies or Anon crotches, Aya is ready and disguised to catch some scoops or anything to add to her portfolio (Some of these pictures sell for a LOT on Youkai Mountain. An outside source claims that the highest bidder might just be
>>48193558Anon was later found dead with two danmaku bullets in the back of the head. It was ruled a suicide.
>>48193803too bignot aerodynamicwould plummet like a rock
>>48193815>t. (Fl-)atate "Hikkikimorimaru"
>>48193361but where am i going to get my toilet paper now?
I want to give Ayayayayaya a shoulder massage after a long day working really hard.
>>48193170If pregnancy is guaranteed where are Aya's kids?
Lately I've been sticking to my diet more because If I don't lose pounds, I won't be able to outrun the Tengu.Seriously, every picture of them I see, they look like they're in their physical prime, so I gotta be the same otherwise I'll be abducted, tied to a tree, forced to do paperwork, have my head filled with a bunch of weird ideas, and probably some other awful stuff...
>>48195568>If pregnancy is guaranteed where are Aya's kids?Pic related. She overworks herself and denies herself the joys of being a mother.
>>48195614>Lately I've been sticking to my diet more because If I don't lose pounds, I won't be able to outrun the Tengu.Good! But why outrunning, when keeping up the tempo and running together is much more fun?>Seriously, every picture of them I see, they look like they're in their physical prime, so I gotta be the sameWise approach! Because once you are fit in both body and spirit, instead of all those things:>abducted, tied to a tree, forced to do paperwork, have my head filled with a bunch of weird ideas, and probably some other awful stuff...You will be able to go to Youkai Mountain out of your own volition, tie the knot with Tengu, create family together, have your life filled with happiness and many other exciting stuff~
Seeing a lot of breed with Tengu propaganda lately, is the Tengu population falling?
>>48195913What propaganda, Anon?Listen, if all those things are lies, then prove it. Go ahead, go to Youkai Mountain and show us all how you unmask those pesky, deceptive Tengu.I'll be waiting for you here.
>>48195720Tengu propaganda! Trying to tickle men's wiles with titillation, you won't seduce me with your schemes!
>>48195640awful, I would take the child, raise it with fellow humans and help her become a better journalist then her mom
>>48196330they don't take kindly to half-youkai in the village
>>48196449Her first article can be on racism, off to a great start
>>48195640Two boiled eggs to go please!
>>48196330Why not take Aya's hand in marriage and let her be a full time mom so she can stop being a journalist?
>>48196675I don't think Aya will ever give up journalism
>>48195614That's a pretty bra and it looks expensive. How can Aya afford it?
>>48196775What about helping Aya with Bunbunmaru as a husband? Photo processing, page layout, proofreading, clerical stuff, all work that needs to be done besides the actual journalism? Great occasion to bond together and it lessens the burden on Aya. Children could help with the trade once they grow up, turning Bunbunmaru into family-run media conglomerate.Imagine: it's late at night, the latest issue is in the middle of printing, you and Aya are both tired but pleased with all the work and another edition being written on time. Sitting together against the furniture, she lays her head on your shoulder. You start to massage her smooth hands, cramped after writing so much. She whispers gently, telling you when and where to apply more pressure. Once done with the hands, you start rubbing Aya's tense shoulders. Despite the fatigue, she is obviously getting more and more worked up over your ministrations. Suddenly, faster then you could react, she moves over you and sprouts her wings, cutting any way of escape with black, feathered walls. She locks her gaze with yours for just a moment and you already know everything needed.Aya lays over you.You are getting laid with Aya.Aya will lay something important later on.As the last act of defiance, to show that you aren't on her complete mercy, you go for surprise kiss. She meets your resolve with admiration, not dodging this attack. The rest? The rest will be history you will fondly remember each time you look at your Tengu child.
>>48203511Why are there so many people writing about having sex and reproducing with the Tengu...
>>48203871>many peopleIt's just one tengu doing all of this.
>>48203885Why is the one Tengu writing so much about having sex and reproducing with humans?
>>48196775Cute lesbians! Canon!
>>48203896Desperation. That creature is in heat.
>>48203511The Tengu propaganda is starting to work on me...
>>48193391mamizou literally did it against aya
>>48203965Your dad should have beat you harder
I like this artist's Tengu pictures very much. The way those drawings "capture a moment" feels fitting for photography enthusiast like Aya.
>>48195640I hope hatater is fucking alive
>>48204303You're strong, anon. Don't let these goddamn birds mess with your head!
>>48203885who could it be?
>>48116609What a dumb, annoying bird. Why do I like her so much?
>>48219249You forgot flat, racist and arrogant.I ask myself the same question every day.
>>48219249She just ticks most of my boxes. So does Murasa, but sadly she gets considerably less art.
>>48219976Absolutely drenched!
>>48219255>RacistShe's a (((crow tengu))), what did you expect? (((Crow tengus))) hate the non-crow tengu and view them as nothing but slaves and cattle. Now stop noticing, you bad goy!
>>48219255>flat, racist and arrogant.>racistThis one is demonstrably false. Out of all Tengu in Gensokyo Aya is the one that this label fits the least, if at all. She is a "Tengu Closest to the Village" for a reason.She is the most informed Tengu about those outside of Tengu society, purely out of her interest in life of other girls, especially about Reimu and Marisa. This trait is notorious enough, that during MoF Aya was dispatched to stop playable character, because:>the great tengu understood that Aya had the most in-depth knowledge of the intruder, and had the best chance of being told outright what the intruder's aim wasper MoF character profile.While perhaps interest alone is not enough to make someone not-racist, and furthermore Aya is indeed quite arrogant at times, so it may slip at first glance, there are other things to consider. For instance, the fact the she intervened out of her own moral principles against Yukari when that hag was abusing Ran. The reasoning given is:>As I am half animal, I intend to pursue this further.>Aya: I will never yield when it comes to animal abuse.per BAiJR, Yukari's article.If Aya was a racist Tengu, she wouldn't care about beast youkai at all, moreso that she recognises she isn't fully related to them.One could point out to AFiEU, but she is isolationist there, if anything. She takes more hard-lined stance against potential Outside threats, going after lunarian residents of Eientei, but between Bunbunharu being more Tengu society conformist and Sagume's influence, this is understandable. Still, for a supposed racist, not only Aya goes to Akyuu to discuss the ultimate reasons behind cancellation, as can be seen via PS of ' Regarding the Cancellation of "Bunbunharu Weekly" ', but Aya also includes without any problem Akyuu's story, in which Tengu are depicted as a straight up antagonists in 'M dies by M'.The only example of opposition that is Youkai Mountain's youkai--others instead of Gensokyo--others would be:>"I did hear something about security, but they generally don't tell us the reasons for things like this. I also have some doubts about the whole thing. In the first place, letting outsiders into the mountain is a little..." were the complaints of one white wolf tengu.Per 'At last: The countdown to the Aerial Ropeway' in AFiEU.Even that, if taken as a common sentiment among Tengu in general, is rather far from being racist, but that's beside the point. The point that still stands on the other hand, is the one regarding lack of racism in Aya.>>48221286You are using familiar words to post off-topic at this point. I don't mind the subject, but a placement of it. If you want to talk about bankers, why don't you post about them in a proper thread? Or board, mayhaps?
>>48222247Crow tengu are actually jews in disguise. Even a Japanese TV show pointed out the extreme similarities between tengu and jews. So it's not out of place and it's actually on topic here.Here's proof: https://files.catbox.moe/68561u.mp4
I've pavlov'd myself into finding wings erotic. I just like them big, you know? It would be awesome to touch them and see them in action, and preening them would make for a great bonding experience.
>>48222304>Crow tengu are actually jews in disguise.Discussing this, as a point of inspiration for Touhou, is on topic. Even joking about this, due to the undeniable similarities, is on topic.Asserting this is true and then going off with talmud lingo, conflating Touhou Tengu with jews, is not. Because, ultimately, even if the mythological Tengu were based on jews - and there are other, reasonable explanations of their origin - I don't think ZUN uses Tengu as an expy for jews.I am just asking for little self-restraint. Because this>>48221286>Now stop noticing, you bad goy!Is taking this particular subject outside of thread's purpose.>>48222315>I've pavlov'd myself into finding wings erotic.They are indeed the most erotic part of any Tengu.
>>48222315Have another one that is nice.Incidentally, does any Anon here have the Bunbunmaru calendar from any year?
>>48222304>tengu control the media in gensokyo>constantly publish psyops against non-tengu(goyim)things aren't looking good for aya shameistein, i don't think she can beat the allegations
Well you know what they say?You can't spell Shameimaru without SHAME!
>>48228401How much to just let me watch her lay an egg?
>>48229370its an experience
Page 10...do you really hate Aya that much, Anon?
>>48242162I didn't want to double post, but I was ready if the need would arise, I swear.I have a question to Anons here: you are offered entrance into Gensokyo, not even as a youkai-bait or poor villager, but as someone with a degree of autonomy. The condition is that Aya becomes Yukari's shikigami. Would you take such offer?
>>48242215without a second thought
>>48242162The propaganda no long works on me. I'm a free man, a free human male.
>>48242215whats the downside again?
>>48119758Damn this is good
>>48229540Aya walks the Human Village steets at night!Aya sees anon black out drunk!Aya helps anon up and carries anon's disoriented body to her place!Aya lets anon sleep on the floor mat as she's sleeping on the floor!Aya deals with anon's freak out when anon wakes up!Aya asks anon if anon's ok!Aya says "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as she's laying fresh eggs and giving them to anon!And she doesn't stop.
>>48242229>>48242443I might have overestimated how much Anons here care about Aya's wellbeing after all...Don't you feel, I don't know, some regret about forcing poor Tengu into servitude she has conciously rejected before? I know I would hesitate.
>>48119758Aya is too strong!
>>48242589In my case I'm a Ranfag so it works out, and you also stipulated that she'll be Yukari's Shikigami which isn't a bad deal for much of the year. For her skillset not much will change, she'll just be a little rat collecting info on people and upskirt shots of Reimu for Yukari. Also consider that she wont be tied under the Tengu, and in a much stronger position over the Tengu—so long as she acts in Yukari's interests and command.It's not a choice she'd take willingly, Tengu pride and loyalty and all, but it's not such a raw deal when you think about it.
>>48243135anon, aya would become a brainwashed servant, only "aya" would persist. she wouldn't be the same pervert you well know.well, maybe she would still be buddhist racist. she would more likely still spread lies on human village. and, maybe, she would wear a mix of her traditional tengu clothes and yukari's tabard, meaning there would still be some panty flashes. the only difference is she would be more polite on average.
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>>48243135>In my case I'm a Ranfag so it works outDoes you being a Ranfag make you less concerned about being Yukari's Shikigami, or more acceptive about being dominated against one's will, if it is in one's interests?
>>48245224Oh no, none of the sort. It's just that I can see Aya in her new life first hand, and thanks to Aya's sacrifice I can spend my limited freedom in Gensokyo hitting on her new senpai. Whether this turns out good or bad is anyone's guess, it's just the thing I would do with no regrets if given that choice.
>>48128997I am not sure if Okuu is smart enough to trick anyone.
>>48150190On closer look, I think that's actually a fairy, not a tengu.Whew, I feel immensely relieved now.
>>48248738Lazy casual Aya does things to my peepee and I don't know why.
Aya is losing her sphere of influence to a dog!!>>48249573
>>48263466This is what it looks like when you pay for your paper in meals.
>>48264013>pay for your paper in mealsIf getting active person (flying) obese is the end result, then you need to work on you home-cooking skills first.
>>48264013NO WONDER THIS BITCH IS FATLOOK AT HER PANTSU SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO INSTALL CS SOURCE
Does she bring the wings out during sex?
>>48265940Yes and when she reaches orgasm they flap
I want to creampie aya in the ass while she wears the cute tengu outfit
>>48265978Cute, you'll know she had fun when you find feathers all over your room the next day
>>48264228Mmmno, this result is what I'm aiming for.
>>48228387>aya shameisteinAya Shameiberg
>>48271838Good luck?Tengu drink small bathtubs of sake after work and drink on other occasions as well. A small bathtub is around 150 litres in volume. Per Japan National Tax Agency, 180 ml of lower end sake (since Kanako scoffs at Gensokyo's sake, I assume it's on the lower end) that is futsu-shu should have around 196 calories.150/0,18*196=163333,(3)So a standard Tengu portion of sake should give them around 163 000 of calories. Higher class sake is not far below or has even more calories and the bathtub from AFiEU might be bigger then what I assume.How does it compare? The absolute slop of MacDonald's hamburger is 250 calories. In terms of pure calories, Tengu drink 652 hamburgers as a relaxation after work. It's somewhat unclear how often they relax, and once you add fat, or the fact that alcohol slows down metabolism, the calculations get messy, but you get the image. Aya currently is not only thin, but rather flat, too. So, I think it would be faster to fatten them up on belief, then with food.How much are you paying for that paper again?
