I was seeing the elections and I got this idea. If a 2hu were the president of your country (but mainly I am talking about the United States) they would be good at it? What would they do? Would you vote for them?
>>48155260Eirin. She ends illegal immigration from the moon.
>>48155260Remilia Scarlet because she is a proper aristocrat. She would know how to rule better than anyone else with 500 years of experience.
Momiji of course.
>>48155260>Which Touhou character would make the best president?Someone with actual experience in running a nation, of course.
>>48155292I'd second that.
>>48155276Based.
>>48155260My country doesn't have a president.
>>48155292Is there any other choice, really?
>>48155832
Lily-chan won in a unprecedented landslide victory!
>>48155896I'm sure that her promise to ratify the Fairy Wife Act was a major factor for her success.
I vote Byakuren for Human-Youkai sex.
>>48155260Yakumo Ran. No one can match her. She's one of the most intelligent 'hus and has the wisdom and kindness that most of the sociopathic girls in the setting don't have. You know how AI has a chance to give us a golden age if it doesnt turn on us? Well Ran is just that. Hyper efficient computer with enough raw computational power to take over every function in the government and be unthinkably good at it. She'll be the invisible prostate milking hand of the f̶r̶e̶e̶ Fox Market. The ultimate Philosopher-Queen, i mean president. She's also kind enough to include state mandated prostate examinations! Our health is of the utmost importance to her.
>>48156236Why is the president making the fellatio gesture
>>48156252Old habits die hard. Just enjoy your booming economy and state funded kitsune housewives.
>>48156236>if it doesnt turn on usBIG stipulation for a youkai.
>>48156236I see that the Hag-funded think tanks are still pushing this obvious unqualified candidate that's nothing more than a puppet for Yakumo.
>>48156318Don't conflate the average behaviour of a group with an individual who has proven to be an outlier>>48156348I like how you never properly addressed any of my points!
>>48155260Heca. Embrace true freedom.>>48155275lol
>>48157176>lolDo you think he tried to say "sends" or is actually "ends" ?
>>48157198either is funny
We can ignore Watergate, we can ignore the scarlet mist incident!
>>48157198Fake Reisen got deported. That's more than any of the sages have ever done.
>>48157780So did Kaguya. The moon just dumps lunarians onto the earth. Given the subject of the thread, who would have the best foreign policy on the moon out of the touhous?
>>48157832Kaguya didn't get deported, she's still in Gensokyo.>who would have the best foreign policy on the moon out of the touhous?I don't know, maybe the girl that fought the Lunar Emissaries?
>>48156236>>48156263The alleged 'wisdom and kindness' of Yakumo's candidate finds little grounding in the reality. A quick journalistic investigation on her old life reveals that she was a part of dangerous animal yakuza. One doesn't even need to imagine various atrocities she certainly commited while engaging in life of a crime. Later on, for still-undisclosed reasons, she became a shikigami to one of the most unpleasant and incompetent of all Gensokyo's sages. Their relation is, as many reliable news outlets have already reported at times, full of abuse from the master's side and seemingly filled with blind devotion from candidate's side. There is no possible way in which kindness and wisdom could bloom in such cult-like conditions.But as the recent findings of our reporter shows, there is even further depth to the deviousness of the situation. Yakumo's campaign tries to paint her as an obedient shikigami, that will not betray her voters. It is certainly based on the fanatical zeal she presents towards her master, often causing her to reveal her incompetence. But beneathe the servant's facede, there is scheming mind, hiding what it wants, when it wants. The details of the recent incident were maliciously hidden from candidate's master and therefore Sages. One needs to wonder if all this 'computational power' isn't fully used by Yakumo's petty deceptions towards her master, leaving little for actual use.It should be mentioned that nine-tailed kitsune's representation in tales of old would be primary the dangerous Tamamo-no-Mae. Likewise, vixens general promiscuity is well known, from the most vulgar ones to the supposedly most noble. It is therefore that the proposition of kitsune housewifes should be treated as no more then a joke, either in poor taste, or tone-deaf.But, in a sense, all of the above isn't exactly a complaint. A good candidate isn't perfect nor kind. Good candidate needs to be able to bear burden of hard decisions that are commonplace in realpolitik. Good candidate needs to be able to get her hands dirty, so that her voters don't need to. But while perfection and kindness are not really needed, one thing candidate must posses: honesty. And as this article should prove, Yakumo Ran is by no means honest.
>>48157744Why are you posting a picture of me and my wife ? Stop stalking us !
>>48157987Ran doesn't even know where she is most of the day. "??? Bwuh ?! Huh?" can summarize her stumbling through foreign relations with all the subtlety of an Incident. Her racism knows no bounds either, one brave Tengu reporter caught her in the act of talking down to other races of Fox Youkai, calling them "vulgar" and "lowly" after thrashing her in a Spell Card Duel.Furthermore, a Youkai is a poor choice for election. They are the majority but it is the Humans who are underrepresented with an unreliable Shrine Maiden, and it is the Humans who give the Youkai their raison d'être. Therefore it's not only unfitting but tone deaf to the real heart of Gensokyo. Which is why Miko makes for the best candidate. She not only has great experience in politics, but also favors the Humans and is sympathetic to their plight. Make Humans Great Again!
>>48158351How does Toyosatomimi respond to the claims that she made the following statement while she thought she was speaking in private?>I see poverty dulls the wits.>Your existence is a blight upon the world.>Allow me to extinguish you, here and now.Her hatred of the unfortunate peoples of Gensokyo is quite clear.Is she not just out to line her own pockets through this election?
>>48158427Miko is a revolutionary thinker. She understands that poverty only drags people and society down, so her solution to eradicating poverty is something never before seen! If you want to get rid of poverty just murder the God responsible for poverty!It's not like anyone would miss such an abusive and unlikable person anyway. A true public service. A true public servant.
>>48158910Are you sure this is the best way to do this ? Perhaps there is a way to change the nature of the goes so that they not longer cast poverty over others, I don't think they are all willing to have their whole existence curling others
>>48158351>Ran doesn't even know where she is most of the day. "??? Bwuh ?! Huh?" can summarize her stumbling through foreign relations with all the subtlety of an Incident. Her racism knows no bounds either, one brave Tengu reporter caught her in the act of talking down to other races of Fox Youkai, calling them "vulgar" and "lowly" after thrashing her in a Spell Card Duel.Biden did fine, so Ran's a good candidate.
>>48157987I shouldn't even reply to you long nosed, small hat wearing propagandist tengu...but i shall. >The alleged 'wisdom and kindness' of Yakumo's candidate finds little grounding in the reality. Her golden tails are a sign of her divine wisdom! They represent her ascended state of being! Learn your lore, or rather stop obfuscating it. As for kindness, she adopted a poor orphan black cat of ill omen. That's right, a poor kitten who was spurned by others was brought into the Yakumo household with open and warm arms. Even in spite of her spreading bad luck through no fault of her own. Ran's ''Ultimate Buddhist'' spellcard is further proof of her kindness and wisdom.>One doesn't even need to imagine various atrocities she certainly commited while engaging in life of a crime.Funny how you cite ZERO ''atrocities''. Besides, that life is well behind her as she left that blood stained realm because of her disgust towards violence. A realm, mind you, that is outside the jurisdiction of the country she is running for presidency in. >Later on, for still-undisclosed reasons, she became a shikigami to one of the most unpleasant and incompetent of all Gensokyo's sagesAh yes, a bad boss makes the employee bad by proxy. Sound logic. >It is certainly based on the fanatical zeal she presents towards her master, often causing her to reveal her incompetence. But beneathe the servant's facede, there is scheming mind, hiding what it wants, when it wants. You're contradicting yourself! Is she a mindless servant or a scheming master mind? >One needs to wonder if all this 'computational power' isn't fully used by Yakumo's petty deceptions towards her master, leaving little for actual use.Given how you described Yukari, this is actually a compliment for Ran! >It should be mentioned that nine-tailed kitsune's representation in tales of old would be primary the dangerous Tamamo-no-Mae. Likewise, vixens general promiscuity is well known, from the most vulgar ones to the supposedly most noble. It is therefore that the proposition of kitsune housewifes should be treated as no more then a joke, either in poor taste, or tone-deaf.The racism on display here is sickening. While they are...shall we say, ''succubi but fluffier'' they can keep their desires in check. They have been known to marry human men and be steadfast, loyal wives who just so happen to be really good in bed. Regardless, Ran is a noble divine fox. Her nine golden tails signify a connection to Inari Okami/her buddhist variant (see Channeling Dakiniten spellcard). >But, in a sense, all of the above isn't exactly a complaint. A good candidate isn't perfect nor kind. Good candidate needs to be able to bear burden of hard decisions that are commonplace in realpolitik. Good candidate needs to be able to get her hands dirty, so that her voters don't need to. A former turned-good higher up from the Animal Yakuza is perfect for this>honesty. And as this article should prove, Yakumo Ran is by no means honest.You people do not embody this quality so should not speak on it...>>48158351>Ran doesn't even know where she is most of the day. "??? Bwuh ?! Huh?" can summarize her stumbling through foreign relations with all the subtlety of an Incident. She simply didn't get enough sleep. That and her writer, a drunken japanese man, more often than not screws up anything he's involved in...>Her racism knows no bounds either, one brave Tengu reporter caught her in the act of talking down to other races of Fox Youkai, calling them "vulgar" and "lowly" after thrashing her in a Spell Card Duel.You try living in a low income neighborhood in the Animal Realm full of tube foxes...it ain't pretty! Not that I'm racist or anything...>Which is why Miko makes for the best candidate.Hah! See >>48158427 Ran does not discriminate against the downtrodden like Miko does..>>48158974>Biden did fine, so Ran's a good candidate.Oh please, Yukari is more like Biden. Sleepy Joe, Sleep Yukari. Both ancient. Ran does all the work for Yukari and she does it well.
>>48155260I'm not going to let a youkai run my country.
>>48159277How would a Reimu president be?
>>48159299She'd probably be pretty bad on the economy, but you might agree with her on social issues.
>>48159310I don't think I'd agree with a Yokai Miko on anything.
>>48159266>Oh please, Yukari is more like Biden. Sleepy Joe, Sleep Yukari.So Ran is Kamabla?
>>48157859>I don't know, maybe the girl that fought the Lunar Emissaries?I mean, Eirin is the only one who won a military conflict against the Lunarians, and a defensive one too. But she's not native-born so she can't run.
>>48159266It is always saddening when a straightforward article needs a follow-up piece, in order to make clear once again what was muddled by bad actors. But it is reporter's duty to care about wellbeing of public truth, and so this humble columnist will do what is needed.To begin with straightforward explanations, the last article never claimed that Yakumo is intellectually challanged. It is obvious however, from observed behaviour of the candidate, that all her wits are spent on trifle matters at best and on petty schemes at worst. Whether her blind obedience to her master is genuine or perhaps an elaborate deception, matters little. Both are disastrous for their own reasons, that I am sure all level-headed readers can clearly see for themselves. Likewise, no matter if Yakumo was pressed into service as a shikigami, or willingly entered her servitude, both would count as a serious strike against her candidature, considering who her master is.It is quite shocking that someone who is ultimately an outsider from a different realm would have a nerve to run as a candidate. Is she going to spread the crime culture of Animal Realm into Gensokyo? Perhaps, seeing that Yakumo groomed poor, innocent bakeneko into becoming shikigami for her. Instead of living her years of being young youkai to the fullest, the girl in question is used as a child soldier and a next step in Yakumos cult's ladder. We have contacted Ministry of Right and Wrong employee Niwatari Kutaka who is working at Hell's Checkpoint in order to learn more about Animal Realm's banditry. For now, we are waiting for our schelduled interview, that will be printed in the next issue.Some will try to point towards Yakumo's alleged reputation as a merciful and wise Buddhist, citing her spellcards as a proof. This is nothing more then another veneer. While substantially less known, her Superman "Soaring En no Ozunu" reveals that she dabbles into Shugendo, which, unlike Buddhism proper, instead of enlightment seeks wordly powers. In this columnist opinion this should be a final nail in the coffin, confirming that Yakumo has a singular interest on her mind: her own. It would be most unwise to choose such candidate.As a final thoughts to this article, one needs to think about strange constraints that some want to put on the free media. Does doctor needs to be infected with all possible diseases, in order to heal and give advice to sick? Does hermit needs to indulge in all kinds of sin, before being able to speak against them? I'll leave these considerations to reader's discretion.
>>48155260Which candidate has the best policy on Human-Youkai marriage?
>>48165192There's Megumu, but that's less marriage and more state assigned Human "servants" to each Tengu.
>>48165257Not really what I'm looking for. There must be some other candidate that's better on that issue.
>>48165323You want the best candidate then? It is clear from all the points and evidence in this thread that the best policy on Human-Youkai marriage is NONE AT ALL!Vote for Reimu! Vote against race mixing!
>>48165348Child of Miare hands typed this post.
>>48165192>>48165323What about Keine?She has everyone's best interests in mind, being both a human and a youkai
>>48158050First you were Alucard, now you are Richard Nixon, are you a shape-shifter?
Democracy has failed! The time is now!
>>48165385Sounds like a decent choice actually. She's smart, her power would be helpful is running a nation, and she'd probably be a good mediator between humans and youkai.
>>48165385I recall Sensei working on some human-youkai marriage system not long ago, in preperations to the coming elections.>>48165192>>48165323You will certainly find Keine's other policies suitable as well .
>>48165513What are Keine's other policies?>>48165348I'm a bit worried about the shrine maidens' interventionism. The other realms and Lunar Capital should solve their problems on their own.
>>48165552Not all shrine maidens are like that, Sanae is just doing her part, it's the Hakurei shrine maidens who are responsible for the forever-incidents Gensokyo involves itself in.
>>48165552>What are Keine's other policies?One of them is proper education services for the inevitable influx of children once the human-youkai marriages take hold in Gensokyo. And by 'proper' Keine doesn't mean only in terms of straightforward knowledge- and skill-learning, but also in terms of mental wellbeing of pupils. She recognises the harmless quirkiness of half-youkai, with Rinnosuke being the prime example, and she knows that many of the coming children will need empathic approach from their teachers. Thankfully, Sensei has some hand-on experience in this field already.
>>48166273Sounds a bit too burdensome on the taxpayer, but could work. What is her position on the solving of foreign incidents?
>centuries of experience in a court of law>can objectively judge what's right and wrong>impossible to shake her resolve to deal out justice>legsEiki Shiki is not just what America needs, but the WORLD
>>48166391*condems you to Hell for misusing the quote function*This is what you're voting for.
I think what we need right now is a strong leader who can really take charge.
I want Shou because she's simultaneously the cutest and most handsome girl. I would drown her in kisses.
>>48166390Well, Gensokyo doesn't have a tax system so you're safe there, and Keine only hangs around the Village and the Bamboo Forest and would have Sanae solve any exterior issue.
>>48166390>What is her position on the solving of foreign incidents?Keine leans isolationist for Gensokyo. But during her life she came around to realise that preventing foolhardy people that incindent solvers are from engaging in the foreign affairs might prove impossible. Therefore she doesn't withhold them from trying and simply doesn't acknowledge their actions if anything goes awry.
>>48166595>>48166646Ok, she's won my vote.
>>48158351>>48155292I want to hold Miko's tiny orange hands!
>>48160217>To begin with straightforward explanations, the last article never claimed that Yakumo is intellectually challanged.Nice gaslight>Instead of living her years of being young youkai to the fullest, the girl in question is used as a child soldier and a next step in Yakumos cult's ladderShe spends her time eating catnip and playing in a village full of cats. She may be called upon to help her mistress, so what?>We have contacted Ministry of Right and Wrong employee Niwatari Kutaka who is working at Hell's Checkpoint in order to learn more about Animal Realm's banditry. For now, we are waiting for our schelduled interview, that will be printed in the next issue.A literal who that no one cares about. She should stick to fruitlessly protesting against KFC. >"Soaring En no Ozunu" reveals that she dabbles into Shugendo, which, unlike Buddhism proper, instead of enlightment seeks wordly powers. Good. We need a strong leader! Besides that, this spellcard is different to the Ultimate Buddhist one. Sounds to me like we have an enlightened warrior president! Amazing. Her Shikigami "Banquet of the Twelve General Gods'' and time in the realm of animals makes her an excellent war time leader! When the barbarians are at the gates, we would need her...>>48168125Taishi-sama has the best tiny orange hands, the very best. Believe me.
>>48166546Her drinking is too public. Her campaign is over before it even can even begin.
>>48178636She's a really good boss and manager so that doesnt mean shit. I think her friend Sooki has it much worse in that regard. Yuugi would be a friend of the people. National alcohol day!
>>48155260Eiki isnthe best possible candidate. She's an impartial person who wants the best for everyone and has years of experience dealing with people.
>>48189938She takes bribes. And no, i dont care if its some weird spirit currency or whatever. The text and the accompanying picture basically says ''huh, free money...i guess i can take it...''
>>48194307>She takes bribes>implying the presidents of this world are pure and impollute beings that always have the people in mindEiki at its worst is better than any president or king ever at its best.
>>48189938Eiki rally where she never makes it on stage because she's too busy lecturing each person in attendance one-by-one!
>>48204781Care to offer an explanation?
President Cirno and her cabinet.
>>48204781The only 2hus who would vote dem are Yuyuko and Youmu
>>48155260Eirin
>>48194426>Eiki at its worst is better than any president or king ever at its best.Not even close. She's just an annoying moral faggot.
>>48204781Only people on the democrat side are Renko and Merry. Maybe Sumireko too.
>>48213735The only political stuff Maribel and Renko have complained about is the environment, declining birth rates and government regulations, wouldn't that mean they'd vote third party?Sumireko is too young to vote.
>>48205131She's too stupid.
>>48155260Sanae: Free blowjobs for everyone!
>>48178636People these days like a candidate who keeps it real. They would love that she isn't afraid of being publicly intoxicated and speaking her mind, and would love her even more once they see that she can casually throw missiles with the same force as an attack helicopter. She wouldn't even try to debate, she would just walk up on stage, tell the other person to blow their arguments out their ass, stomp the stage in half, and leave as the crowd cheers.
>>48222151Uh, does THIS look stupid to you? Someone better make an eye appointment at Eintei.
>>48159277Reimu would be a dictator.
>>48158050When will her name legally change to "Remilia Nixon"?
Vote true.Vote to move forward.Vote to end stagnation.Vote Moriya.
>>48204781Atrocious picture.>m.jpgPut it back.
>>48155260Koishi
>>48155292She had no political experience prior to her first term though?
>>48249260No phoneposts anymore, I want to send them back
>>48245314I'm voting to put it inside Kanako-sama!
