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The lunarian hime is alone. Will you make her company?
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Would a Lunarian princess who can call the gods care for the company of an Earthling man to begin with?
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>>48158477
Maybe she wants easier and humbler company for once? Or at least in a blue moon. Her more relaxed sister might be more amenable failing with Yorihime here.
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>>48158603
Well, I think either of the Watatsukis could be fascinating company. They would have a quite unique perspective to things for sure.
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>>48158444
"Hi Auntie, it's nice to see you again! Mom said you had something you needed to tell me?"
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convincing her to wear traditional earth attire
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>>48158444
I shout "NEPHEW FUCKER" really loudly
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>>48158603
Toyohime is the more sociable one, but Yorihime deserves some company too, no one should have to sit alone. But what could we even talk about?
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>she MUST want company dude there's no way she just wants to sit alone or anything dude i have to bother her
fuck off
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>>48158752
that's not a traditional earth attire
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>>48159294
she doesnt have to know that
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>>48158444
I will, but only if she promises to introduce me to her aunt
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why did ZUN make one of the only definitive bits of information we have on her be that she fucks her nephew? He could have just left it as one of those ambiguous things but instead he made sure that it was absolute canon that her nephew pumps her womb full of his cum every night.
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>>48159303
That's mean, anon. You want himehime to walk around almost naked?
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>>48159593
NTA but I think that is in fact exactly what he wants.
It's OK though, moon himes are tough stuff, and it'd take more than a public walk in cowprint to break them! So much more!
But don't you go getting any ideas about training them, even if they won't admit defeat!
Such pure lunar nobility would never lose to a puny earthman like you, so don't even try parading them around half naked! Ever!!
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>>48159402
When you consider that he's the same guy who regularly downplays his older characters and only brings them up to say they stink, it's not so surprising.
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>>48159294
It is where I come from.
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>>48158444
My crazy headcanon is that our current Reimu and PC-98 Reimu are 2 different people. Not only that, but PC-98 Reimu and Yorihime are actually the same person, and Yorihime is just a PC-98 Reimu who took her shinto training so seriously she's managed to become good enough to call upon the very goods and ascended to divine spirit status. It's clear from the get-go that Yorihime is introduced as a more capable, serious counterpart to Windows Reimu anyways.
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>>48159905
I can kind of see that, Yori has always given me moon shrine maiden vibes
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>>48159941
Well, she pretty much is, what she does is essentially spirit channeling. The shrine maidens used to do that when Shinto was more shamanic in the past. The dances that Reimu is forced to do as punishment in the end of Runagate are a direct reference to how the ritual dances that are still done today used to be about bringing the gods into the shrine maiden.
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Yuri princess
Yuri princess
Yuri princess
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>>48160190
You're actually, undeniably wrong in this case.
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>>48160190
Canon btw
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>>48159905
Kind of interesting, she's a purple haired shrine maiden after all
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>>48158444
I don't know why but she looks slightly threatening. What are her intentions?
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>>48159905
I remember pick rel having a Yorihime dedit somewhere but I don't have it...
Would make everything pretty weird but it i fun to headcanon.... And Toyohime would also a pc98 character then?
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>>48169560
Well, I always thought Kana does look sort of similar... She even has the hat.
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>>48159959
>The shrine maidens used to do that when Shinto was more shamanic in the past
Imagine being taught this by the sisters. Unthinkable, god given power...but you need to dance like a cute shrine maiden. You look like a complete and total fag but it's worth it. Like how Fusion Dance from DBZ looks retarded but is actually overpowered.
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>>48159959
>The shrine maidens used to do that when Shinto was more shamanic in the past
Imagine being taught this by the sisters. Unthinkable, god given power...but you need to dance like a cute shrine maiden. You look like a complete and total fag but it's worth it. Like how Fusion Dance from DBZ looks retarded but is actually overpowered.
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>>48158444
Today I will remind them.
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>>48158444
Isn't she married
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>>48158444
I'd rather be with Kaguya or Toyohime but I guess beggers can't be choosers
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>>48170054
I'm pretty sure only certain women could do it, so if the sisters tell you to try it, they probably just want to make fun of you.
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>>48170054
I think those particular dances were a quite wild affair.
>>48171964
Yes, in the past you had to be able to channel spirits to qualify as a miko. If the community could not find a woman able to do it, sometimes they could find a man who could do it instead. So male miko used to be a thing. But it was much rarer for men to be able to do it. They also could not generally do it as well either. It was considered misfortunate if a community could not produce a female miko.
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>>48170572
YES

TO HER NEPHEW

WE GET IT

SHE FUCKS HER NEPHEW

GOD
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>>48171964
>>48172179
What if they get you to do the shrine maiden dance to make fun of you, but you are one of the few men for whom it works and you get godlike powers. What would they do then?
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>>48172367
Sounds like someone's mad they don't have a nephew of their own.
Moonstacies will always stay on top, Youkaibeckies.
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>>48172445
The Watatsuki sisters didn't really strike me as the kind of people to humiliate others for fun. They made Reimu dance because it proved that Reimu was the one calling the heavenly kami without permission.

If the Watatsukis really made poor anon dance the miko spirit channeling dance to humiliate him, it might just work because the heavenly kami would think the Watatsukis have gotten uppity and need to be put back in line. So I guess they'd gawk in awe and confusion as one of the higher gods would scold them.
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>>48172452
Hey, don't do our girl dirty like that!
She's trying her best!
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>>48172982
Elly is so cute in this picture.
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>>48172970
What if anon can't actually do general summoning? What if it's just say, three particular goddesses that allow themselves to be summoned because they thought it'd be funny?
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>>48172367
It's just seems so out of place in a franchise where such things are rarely if ever referenced and our main characters turn into blushing maidens when they see even the hit of romance
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>>48173027
I was kind of going for "anon can't really summon" but I suppose Heccy showing up to ruin the party is funnier
>>48173094
ZUN's evil and cruel wife forced him to confirm that detail.
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>>48172970
>The Watatsuki sisters didn't really strike me as the kind of people to humiliate others for fun.
Don't make me pull out Yukari_kneeling.png
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>>48173179
Yukari is their old enemy though, poor anon has done nothing but maybe post some lewd things aobut the sisters.
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>>48173194
Anon posses a greater threat to their public image than Yukari ever could
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>>48173437
Why? Does the Moon have internet?
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>>48173649
They know the chinese are making a space program named Chang'e, so they must have some kind of source on Earth. I say them having access to the Internet makes most sense, since they are technologically advanced and have access to the Earth's satellites.
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>>48173679
Does this mean that with every post, a new moonie finds out about THE WATATSUKIS' LOVE FOR HUMAN COCK?
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>>48174149
No, information is heavily censored. Only the elite of the elite have access to the outside world, and coincidentally the Watatsuki are in charge of Earth-Moon relations
So your posts are being read by the himes alone. At most a stray moon rabbit from the emissary corps might steal a glance of the computer screen and start a rumour, but the leadership will move swiftly to quell it.
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>>48174328
At least that means anons who post about the himes' fetishes don't have to fear their revenge.
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>>48174473
Anon... Their actions are secret to most moonies. They just know that they left for some days, but not the aim of their actions.
They could very easily come to Earth, assign a rabbit to capture you and take you to the torture rooms of the Lunar Emissaries, where you'll experience the mental and physical torment that made Reisen useless for anything but sex appeal.
Anon, I don't think you understand. You could be eternally mindbroken, and perhaps anally broken as well. And it won't even be the cute himes doing it, but smelly rabbits.
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>>48174523
But rabbits are too useless to torture prisoners.
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>>48174559
Lunar Emissary rabbits are trained on all secret techniques of Moonie torture. You will feel pains you didn't even know were possible.
They have all also been tortured as well, so they're sadistic and will seek to inflict as much pain as possible.
But yeah, good luck with the useless rabbits.
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>>48174473
>>48174523
Y'know, Yorihime, I think we started off on the wrong foot. I really love the lunarians, honestly, and I think marrying your nephew is really cool!
Maybe we can find a way to clear out this misunderstanding.
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>>48174523
yorihime does stuff like this then wonders why no one wants to sit next to her at the table
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>>48169618
nah, hair is too short
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>>48158444
Toyohime is hotter
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Oh boy, all the times I’ve expressed a desire to get played with by gigantic lunar royalty is probably going to get me in big trouble here…
Good thing they’re not real guys!
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>>48174819
Oh, of course, because growing or cutting hair isn't a thing. Duh.
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>>48174689
Anon is slandering the Watatsukis, they are nothing like that. They are very merciful. They even took the moon rabbit that tried to escape to Earth as their servant. Reimu was let off with performing just some dances and the rest of the invaders were allowed to return to Earth in peace. We shoud respect them and not write bad things about them. The Lunarians are not only very powerful but they are people of high morals who are gracious towards beings as imperfect as us Earthlings.
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>>48175172
So then they won't inflict any punishment?
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>>48172367
Yorihime? Is that you...?
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>>48159905
This is retarded, if anything she's closest to Meira, not PC-98 Reimu
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>>48175538
Is she also violently homophobic?
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>>48175172
>The Lunarians are not only very powerful but they are people of high morals who are gracious towards beings as imperfect as us Earthlings.
Didn't Toyohime almost wipe out the Bamboo Forest, but decided not to do it because she didn't feel like it?
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>>48175394
No...but I bet you wish they did. Yeah, I bet you only said those mean, untrue things about poor Yorihime because you wanted her to beat you up and show you your place!
I don't blame you. Who wouldn't instantly fall in love with such a cute, graceful, powerful, intelligent, pure and beautiful Lunarian Princes?
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OK, but what drives a Lunarian to fuck her nephew?
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>>48176716
Well, they are pure, so genetic defects don't apply to them, and for them, marriage is more of a political thing anyway a d they're not THAT close, it's not like Yorihime married her brother or anything like that and, you know what? who are you to judge her? I bet you're into WAY weirder shit.
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>>48176373
If you get captured by Toyohime, she will:
-humiliate you
-wipe out the entire neighborhood if you don't go along with it
-try to bring you to the moon as a 'souvenir'
If Yorihime captures you, she will:
-immobilize you
-beat you at a game you wanted to play with her
-let you go home
One seems to be way better than the other.
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>>48176716
They're just all degenerates, wa yon.
Why else do you think they had to get away from Earth and flee all the way to the moon?
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>>48183082
Dear god I wish Toyohime was my mother
They'd need a truck if they ever wanted to seperate me from my auntwife
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>>48174856
We can agree on that but Kaguya is the best hime
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>>48182952
>try to bring you to the moon as a 'souvenir'
I would love to be Toyo's 'souvenir'
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>>48182952
>>48184990
What would that be like?
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>>48182952
>One seems to be way better than the other.
I agree. Toyohime is clearly the better one to get captured by.
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>>48184990
>>48185638
Come on, you are humans. Humans conquered the moon. Are you really going to submit to some bitch with a fan?
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>>48185762
Pictured: a human that called Toyo a bitch with a fan.
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>>48185802
If Toyohime is so powerful, then why did the astronauts win?
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>>48185840
ladies just get like that around buzz aldrin
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>>48185895
The illusion of free choice: either Toyo takes you as a souvenir or she lets you defeat her in battle. Either way, you have sex with Toyo.
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>>48175394
They don't punish, they educate and reform. I also hope you are not entertaining any hopes of them "punishing" you as some form of twisted sexual pleasure.
>>48176373
She was just threatening Yukari to make her comply.
>>48182952
Yorihime will not resort to indiscriminate violence or take anyone to the Moon against their own will.
>>48185762
Oh anon, I don't think sending few men there a dozen of times counts as "conquest" compared to the magnificent Lunarian civilization on the dark side.
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>>48185840
They’re beyond most mere men. We sent our best to the stars and have struggled to replicate such a generation-defining achievement since then. But one day another Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin shall fly again and eagles will soar for another landing.
Bet on it.
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>>48185946
How does Tsukuyomi feel about the fact that Eirin's disciples are going to triple the population of the Lunar Capital?
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>>48186837
It's not like he has any way to stop it.
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>>48183205
I need that BUTT on my FACE
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>>48202377
How do you think a pure Lunarian Princess like Yorihime would react to this post?
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>>48202416
Hopefully violently only to give in when I ask her a second time.
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>>48202416
"Urgh! Why are all humans like this?"
Followed by Toyohime coming in and say she'll indulge in your indecent requests, only for Yorihime to feel really hellbent on doing it herself because she's self conscious and jealous of her sister's assets, in spite of the fact that their lifestyle differences dooms her to be less "gifted" at least for the lower body. Shame about the breast difference, though, that one's just unfair...
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>>48202473
>Why are all humans like this?
How many humans have asked Yorihime for this kind of stuff before? How many humans has she even met?
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>>48202557
>How many humans have asked Yorihime for this kind of stuff before?
I ask her every Sunday.
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>>48202608
Do you use rockets, moon rabbit shawls, or dream bullshit? If rockets, are they VTVL or VTHL?
And wouldn't she think it's just a you thing?
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>>48202661
I ask them via fax.
The only reply I get it is to stop contacting them and to stop mentioning their butts.
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>>48202719
Toyohime seems willing to do it, why did she reject you when you aked via fax?
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>>48202737
Probably the obscenities or the racial slurs.
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>>48202473
>Shame about the breast difference, though, that one's just unfair...
How does that even happen? They're sisters, they should have the same chest size. I guess it's because of Toyo's incredible luck.
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>>48202761
Well then add some and then try.
Can't talk up a moonie without playing up how you're "one of the good ones" so their actual guilt about race mixing is lessened.
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>>48202872
Are Lunarian himes so good that they are worth this level of shameless self-deprecation?
It's a one time thing anyway, it's not like you get to live with them.
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>>48203123
C'mon anon, their asses are out of this world!
I'll see myself out.
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>>48203256
I WANT TO EAT THIS WOMAN
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>>48203397
She’ll eat you first, Earthling.
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>>48202774
As we all know, luck is stored in the breasts.
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Now you've done it. You bumped into the hime! Apologize immediately!
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>>48213220
What? It was only a light nudge and it was an accident. I didn't take her for such a crybaby
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>>48213220
Would Yorihime appreciate it if you offered to help her to her feet or would she be too angry and proud for that?
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>>48185840
They fled, their equipment destroyed and the US never attempted a moon landing ever since.
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Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that Toyohime is a shark
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>>48213797
Artemis program says “hello”.
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>>48213797
Not even Junko sugarcoats this. She really put America's failure into perspective.
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>>48214776
It sure as hell won't say hello to anything. NASA ain't what it use to be. Besides, Artemis program doesn't exist in Touhou and if it did moonies would just break the equipment again
>>48214876
Hah! Damn. She didn't hold back! Funny how basically no one mentions this. Can you imagine picrel covering people in wounds?
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Imagine trying to talk tough while hiding yourself on the moon and living in fear of Okuninushi and his literally armless son.
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>>48217275
Yukari and Toyohime holding hands is way too cute! Yukari just wanted a whiff of those lunar panties and the rest is history!
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>>48214876
How did NASA cover that up?
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>>48217171
You know what? You are absolutely right. NASA can’t do it and you and any Lunar spies should ignore or dismiss any concerning evidence that may or may not arise that could indicate otherwise. The Moon is secure now and forever and humanity and the United States or any other nation will never be able to disgrace the pure surface of Luna ever again. Feel free to abandon any contingency plans you may have also formulated as well.
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>>48217878
Well, the Apollo 11 astronauts were in quarantine for a while after they returned and looked rather serious when they were interviewed...
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>>48217878
It was just a couple scratches on their backs, anon.
Any claims that they allegedly looked like rabbit claw marks is just a conspiracy theory.
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>>48217983
If you're gonna shill, at least do it for cute moon girls. Not old wrinkly whites and jews.
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>>48172970
>If the Watatsukis really made poor anon dance the miko spirit channeling dance to humiliate him, it might just work because the heavenly kami would think the Watatsukis have gotten uppity and need to be put back in line. So I guess they'd gawk in awe and confusion as one of the higher gods would scold them.
On top of them being humbled, imagine actually pulling the dance of perfectly. Better than they or anyone ever could and the heavens choose anon to be their new champion. I can see it now...lifting up one's now muscular arm and pointing up to the heavens. The gesture says everything that needs to be said.
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>>48218188
Okay. Ahem.
MOON NUMBAH ONNNNEEEE!
Just like China where they originated from, stagnancy included only to get shown up and develop a weird tsun fixation on the foreign white guys.
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>>48218424
They aren't stagnant and there's blondes on the moon so your weird fetish shit at the end there doesn't mean anything. Besides that, are you implying the US isnt stagnant? Lmfao its fucking regressive. Last i checked the moon isnt imploding itself because of axe-wound bearing freaks and immigrants and other such things.
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>>48218450
Hi there Mr. election tourist, /pol/ is a few doors down that way.
Here we discuss how much we want to sex fictional women.
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>>48218450
Cool story bro. Consider what my compatriot here >>48218754 said as you took my joke too seriously. Speaking of which.

>>48218754
Pic related.
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>>48218754
Yeah yeah retard i get it. I should have been more subtle but i wanted to rub it in. I mean why shit on the moon when the country you're shilling for is 1 trillion times worse in every metric ever? In hindsight i probably could have pointed out it's economic decline instead, but I have a feeling you'd get ass hurt at that too and bleed between your mutilated legs.
>>48219134
I don't care if it's a joke or not. If it's bullshit, i call it out. Very easy for lurkers to get deceived. That's assuming it was a joke and not just you cowardly pulling the ''i-it's j-just a joke bro!''
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Preemptive ignore the /pol/ mutt everyone.
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There's too much Lunar propaganda and Anons not taking it easy. Let me drop some lesser known knowledge for you /jp/sies.

Now listen close.

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars? Let me let you in on a little secret. Those mortars had 0% accuracy.

WOAH, crazy right? Yeah, still not as crazy as some of the stuff you all have posted past week. Anyway, the Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two colossal retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?
WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.
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"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of Lunarian casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal. Heck, there's even reports of there being defectors. Heck, they even attempted to invade Earth and FAILED. THEY FAILED! HOW DO YOU FAIL AGAINST FLOATY PEOPLE WHO COME FROM THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HUMAN STONE AGE? Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT! THE US HAD A PLAN TO GET RID OF THAT THING AGES AGO BECAUSE LETS BE REAL. IF THOSE RABBITS HAD A SENSE OF FREE WILL, THEY WOULD HAVE PERFORMED A COUP CENTURIES AGO. FUCK.

... *Exhale*
Remember to take it easy. Remember, all you need to do is shake the hand of a Lunarian for them to lose their fucking mind. They hate impurities. Also, wash your hands if you touch one. Filthy Moonites.
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ATTENTION: Earthlings are spreading baseless rumors again. Not only they show their utter lack of knowledge of the situation in the Great Unconquered Capital by conflating those in charge of defense with the actual ruler of the Moon Lord Tsukuyomi, their pathetic attempt at pretending that there were losses among the Glorious People of the Moon and Heaven's Favorites speaks of their confusion and feelings of inferiority towards the civilization that has towered over their puny existence for millenia.
The princesses have decided against action or punishment given that Lunarian actions to destabilize their world has already borne great fruits, with election intereference, instigation of conflict and economic sabotage among the succesful actions that the Great Leaders of the Defense of the Moon have already taken in order to keep the lowly earthlings confused and demoralised. It's estimated that it will take another millennia for them to be able to send another pathetic expedition out of their skies, and even then they're still millions of years away from being able to touch the Great Unconquered Capital's Great Unconquered, Untouched and Unblemished Barrier.
For now, the official secretariate of the Emissary Corps will just leave this earthling rag with some recent news, and leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/nov/08/astronauts-hospital-nasa-international-space-station
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>>48218450
Disregard that, I suck cocks
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The real reason the Lunar Capital reports their missing soldiers as "casualties" is because it's much easier to say that than to admit that they ran off to Earth to become doting housewives.
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>>48229764
The Lunarian war is well documented. Moonite.
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Earthlings descended upon the Lunar surface July 20th, 1969. They sought peace talks after the greatest step in Human Historyー Arrival to a celestial body beyond the Final Frontier. So, riddle me this. What did those barbaric Lunarians do when they saw two, read em, TWO Earthlings whom had never been outside of their own planet? (mind you, Lunarians will later do this themselves. Hypocrites.)

I'll tell you. They lost their shit. There was no attempt at all to befriend them. Screw talking and a cultural exchange. Lunarians resorted to violence as a first resort. Truly a disgraceful species. This is what led to the "War" the Watatsuki wants everyone to forget. They fired a shot and were met with American Steel. It is no surprise the Lunarians will resort to propaganda. Ugh.
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>>48230004
This whole post is lethal levels of cringe. HFYslop.
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>>48229768
>Disregard that, I suck cocks
It better be Big Lunrian Cocks. You're the only earthingling who understands being built for BLC.
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>>48229978
Is there any place has more fan art like that?
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>>48235851
Big Lunarian what, now?
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>>48236004
That guy looks pretty fucking strong though. He may not have a penis, but i'd still avoid angering him or else my twig arms might be torn apart.
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>>48236025
You don't need to worry about that.
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>>48235955
A /jp/sie drew it so you're probably better off asking in the oc thread if anyone want so to draw one of their own
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the himes...
the lunar capital is truly blessed to have these two competent sisters. Imagine if Gensokyo had protectors 1/10 as competent as them. But unfortunately to earthlings good administration is a curse
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>>48213220
I'm sorry for causing you to fall embarassingly, hime! As an apology, you can have my seed for eternity!
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How easy do you think it would be to corrupt her into a (secretly) earth-loving b*tch?
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>>48256599
zero chances because I ill be there to defend hime!



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