The lunarian hime is alone. Will you make her company?
Would a Lunarian princess who can call the gods care for the company of an Earthling man to begin with?
>>48158477Maybe she wants easier and humbler company for once? Or at least in a blue moon. Her more relaxed sister might be more amenable failing with Yorihime here.
>>48158603Well, I think either of the Watatsukis could be fascinating company. They would have a quite unique perspective to things for sure.
>>48158444"Hi Auntie, it's nice to see you again! Mom said you had something you needed to tell me?"
convincing her to wear traditional earth attire
>>48158444I shout "NEPHEW FUCKER" really loudly
>>48158603Toyohime is the more sociable one, but Yorihime deserves some company too, no one should have to sit alone. But what could we even talk about?
>she MUST want company dude there's no way she just wants to sit alone or anything dude i have to bother herfuck off
>>48158752 that's not a traditional earth attire
>>48159294she doesnt have to know that
>>48158444I will, but only if she promises to introduce me to her aunt
why did ZUN make one of the only definitive bits of information we have on her be that she fucks her nephew? He could have just left it as one of those ambiguous things but instead he made sure that it was absolute canon that her nephew pumps her womb full of his cum every night.
>>48159303That's mean, anon. You want himehime to walk around almost naked?
>>48159593NTA but I think that is in fact exactly what he wants.It's OK though, moon himes are tough stuff, and it'd take more than a public walk in cowprint to break them! So much more!But don't you go getting any ideas about training them, even if they won't admit defeat!Such pure lunar nobility would never lose to a puny earthman like you, so don't even try parading them around half naked! Ever!!
>>48159402When you consider that he's the same guy who regularly downplays his older characters and only brings them up to say they stink, it's not so surprising.
>>48159294It is where I come from.
>>48158444My crazy headcanon is that our current Reimu and PC-98 Reimu are 2 different people. Not only that, but PC-98 Reimu and Yorihime are actually the same person, and Yorihime is just a PC-98 Reimu who took her shinto training so seriously she's managed to become good enough to call upon the very goods and ascended to divine spirit status. It's clear from the get-go that Yorihime is introduced as a more capable, serious counterpart to Windows Reimu anyways.
>>48159905I can kind of see that, Yori has always given me moon shrine maiden vibes
>>48159941Well, she pretty much is, what she does is essentially spirit channeling. The shrine maidens used to do that when Shinto was more shamanic in the past. The dances that Reimu is forced to do as punishment in the end of Runagate are a direct reference to how the ritual dances that are still done today used to be about bringing the gods into the shrine maiden.
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>>48160190You're actually, undeniably wrong in this case.
>>48160190Canon btw
>>48159905Kind of interesting, she's a purple haired shrine maiden after all
>>48158444I don't know why but she looks slightly threatening. What are her intentions?
>>48159905I remember pick rel having a Yorihime dedit somewhere but I don't have it...Would make everything pretty weird but it i fun to headcanon.... And Toyohime would also a pc98 character then?
>>48169560Well, I always thought Kana does look sort of similar... She even has the hat.
>>48159959>The shrine maidens used to do that when Shinto was more shamanic in the pastImagine being taught this by the sisters. Unthinkable, god given power...but you need to dance like a cute shrine maiden. You look like a complete and total fag but it's worth it. Like how Fusion Dance from DBZ looks retarded but is actually overpowered.
>>48158444Today I will remind them.
>>48158444Isn't she married
>>48158444I'd rather be with Kaguya or Toyohime but I guess beggers can't be choosers
>>48170054I'm pretty sure only certain women could do it, so if the sisters tell you to try it, they probably just want to make fun of you.
>>48170054I think those particular dances were a quite wild affair. >>48171964Yes, in the past you had to be able to channel spirits to qualify as a miko. If the community could not find a woman able to do it, sometimes they could find a man who could do it instead. So male miko used to be a thing. But it was much rarer for men to be able to do it. They also could not generally do it as well either. It was considered misfortunate if a community could not produce a female miko.
>>48170572YESTO HER NEPHEWWE GET ITSHE FUCKS HER NEPHEWGOD
>>48171964>>48172179What if they get you to do the shrine maiden dance to make fun of you, but you are one of the few men for whom it works and you get godlike powers. What would they do then?
>>48172367Sounds like someone's mad they don't have a nephew of their own.Moonstacies will always stay on top, Youkaibeckies.
>>48172445The Watatsuki sisters didn't really strike me as the kind of people to humiliate others for fun. They made Reimu dance because it proved that Reimu was the one calling the heavenly kami without permission.If the Watatsukis really made poor anon dance the miko spirit channeling dance to humiliate him, it might just work because the heavenly kami would think the Watatsukis have gotten uppity and need to be put back in line. So I guess they'd gawk in awe and confusion as one of the higher gods would scold them.
>>48172452Hey, don't do our girl dirty like that!She's trying her best!
>>48172982Elly is so cute in this picture.
>>48172970What if anon can't actually do general summoning? What if it's just say, three particular goddesses that allow themselves to be summoned because they thought it'd be funny?
>>48172367It's just seems so out of place in a franchise where such things are rarely if ever referenced and our main characters turn into blushing maidens when they see even the hit of romance
>>48173027I was kind of going for "anon can't really summon" but I suppose Heccy showing up to ruin the party is funnier>>48173094ZUN's evil and cruel wife forced him to confirm that detail.
>>48172970>The Watatsuki sisters didn't really strike me as the kind of people to humiliate others for fun.Don't make me pull out Yukari_kneeling.png
>>48173179Yukari is their old enemy though, poor anon has done nothing but maybe post some lewd things aobut the sisters.
>>48173194Anon posses a greater threat to their public image than Yukari ever could
>>48173437Why? Does the Moon have internet?
>>48173649They know the chinese are making a space program named Chang'e, so they must have some kind of source on Earth. I say them having access to the Internet makes most sense, since they are technologically advanced and have access to the Earth's satellites.
>>48173679Does this mean that with every post, a new moonie finds out about THE WATATSUKIS' LOVE FOR HUMAN COCK?
>>48174149No, information is heavily censored. Only the elite of the elite have access to the outside world, and coincidentally the Watatsuki are in charge of Earth-Moon relationsSo your posts are being read by the himes alone. At most a stray moon rabbit from the emissary corps might steal a glance of the computer screen and start a rumour, but the leadership will move swiftly to quell it.
>>48174328At least that means anons who post about the himes' fetishes don't have to fear their revenge.
>>48174473Anon... Their actions are secret to most moonies. They just know that they left for some days, but not the aim of their actions. They could very easily come to Earth, assign a rabbit to capture you and take you to the torture rooms of the Lunar Emissaries, where you'll experience the mental and physical torment that made Reisen useless for anything but sex appeal.Anon, I don't think you understand. You could be eternally mindbroken, and perhaps anally broken as well. And it won't even be the cute himes doing it, but smelly rabbits.
>>48174523But rabbits are too useless to torture prisoners.
>>48174559Lunar Emissary rabbits are trained on all secret techniques of Moonie torture. You will feel pains you didn't even know were possible.They have all also been tortured as well, so they're sadistic and will seek to inflict as much pain as possible. But yeah, good luck with the useless rabbits.
>>48174473>>48174523Y'know, Yorihime, I think we started off on the wrong foot. I really love the lunarians, honestly, and I think marrying your nephew is really cool!Maybe we can find a way to clear out this misunderstanding.
>>48174523yorihime does stuff like this then wonders why no one wants to sit next to her at the table
>>48169618nah, hair is too short
>>48158444Toyohime is hotter
Oh boy, all the times I’ve expressed a desire to get played with by gigantic lunar royalty is probably going to get me in big trouble here…Good thing they’re not real guys!
>>48174819Oh, of course, because growing or cutting hair isn't a thing. Duh.
>>48174689Anon is slandering the Watatsukis, they are nothing like that. They are very merciful. They even took the moon rabbit that tried to escape to Earth as their servant. Reimu was let off with performing just some dances and the rest of the invaders were allowed to return to Earth in peace. We shoud respect them and not write bad things about them. The Lunarians are not only very powerful but they are people of high morals who are gracious towards beings as imperfect as us Earthlings.
>>48175172So then they won't inflict any punishment?
>>48172367Yorihime? Is that you...?
>>48159905This is retarded, if anything she's closest to Meira, not PC-98 Reimu
>>48175538Is she also violently homophobic?
>>48175172>The Lunarians are not only very powerful but they are people of high morals who are gracious towards beings as imperfect as us Earthlings.Didn't Toyohime almost wipe out the Bamboo Forest, but decided not to do it because she didn't feel like it?
>>48175394No...but I bet you wish they did. Yeah, I bet you only said those mean, untrue things about poor Yorihime because you wanted her to beat you up and show you your place! I don't blame you. Who wouldn't instantly fall in love with such a cute, graceful, powerful, intelligent, pure and beautiful Lunarian Princes?
OK, but what drives a Lunarian to fuck her nephew?
>>48176716Well, they are pure, so genetic defects don't apply to them, and for them, marriage is more of a political thing anyway a d they're not THAT close, it's not like Yorihime married her brother or anything like that and, you know what? who are you to judge her? I bet you're into WAY weirder shit.
>>48176373If you get captured by Toyohime, she will:-humiliate you-wipe out the entire neighborhood if you don't go along with it-try to bring you to the moon as a 'souvenir'If Yorihime captures you, she will:-immobilize you-beat you at a game you wanted to play with her-let you go homeOne seems to be way better than the other.
>>48176716They're just all degenerates, wa yon.Why else do you think they had to get away from Earth and flee all the way to the moon?
>>48183082Dear god I wish Toyohime was my motherThey'd need a truck if they ever wanted to seperate me from my auntwife
>>48174856We can agree on that but Kaguya is the best hime
>>48182952>try to bring you to the moon as a 'souvenir'I would love to be Toyo's 'souvenir'
>>48182952>>48184990What would that be like?
>>48182952>One seems to be way better than the other.I agree. Toyohime is clearly the better one to get captured by.
>>48184990>>48185638Come on, you are humans. Humans conquered the moon. Are you really going to submit to some bitch with a fan?
>>48185762Pictured: a human that called Toyo a bitch with a fan.
>>48185802If Toyohime is so powerful, then why did the astronauts win?
>>48185840ladies just get like that around buzz aldrin
>>48185895The illusion of free choice: either Toyo takes you as a souvenir or she lets you defeat her in battle. Either way, you have sex with Toyo.
>>48175394They don't punish, they educate and reform. I also hope you are not entertaining any hopes of them "punishing" you as some form of twisted sexual pleasure. >>48176373She was just threatening Yukari to make her comply.>>48182952Yorihime will not resort to indiscriminate violence or take anyone to the Moon against their own will. >>48185762Oh anon, I don't think sending few men there a dozen of times counts as "conquest" compared to the magnificent Lunarian civilization on the dark side.
>>48185840They’re beyond most mere men. We sent our best to the stars and have struggled to replicate such a generation-defining achievement since then. But one day another Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin shall fly again and eagles will soar for another landing. Bet on it.
>>48185946How does Tsukuyomi feel about the fact that Eirin's disciples are going to triple the population of the Lunar Capital?
>>48186837It's not like he has any way to stop it.
>>48183205I need that BUTT on my FACE
>>48202377How do you think a pure Lunarian Princess like Yorihime would react to this post?
>>48202416Hopefully violently only to give in when I ask her a second time.
>>48202416"Urgh! Why are all humans like this?"Followed by Toyohime coming in and say she'll indulge in your indecent requests, only for Yorihime to feel really hellbent on doing it herself because she's self conscious and jealous of her sister's assets, in spite of the fact that their lifestyle differences dooms her to be less "gifted" at least for the lower body. Shame about the breast difference, though, that one's just unfair...
>>48202473>Why are all humans like this?How many humans have asked Yorihime for this kind of stuff before? How many humans has she even met?
>>48202557>How many humans have asked Yorihime for this kind of stuff before?I ask her every Sunday.
>>48202608Do you use rockets, moon rabbit shawls, or dream bullshit? If rockets, are they VTVL or VTHL? And wouldn't she think it's just a you thing?
>>48202661I ask them via fax.The only reply I get it is to stop contacting them and to stop mentioning their butts.
>>48202719Toyohime seems willing to do it, why did she reject you when you aked via fax?
>>48202737Probably the obscenities or the racial slurs.
>>48202473>Shame about the breast difference, though, that one's just unfair...How does that even happen? They're sisters, they should have the same chest size. I guess it's because of Toyo's incredible luck.
>>48202761Well then add some and then try.Can't talk up a moonie without playing up how you're "one of the good ones" so their actual guilt about race mixing is lessened.
>>48202872Are Lunarian himes so good that they are worth this level of shameless self-deprecation? It's a one time thing anyway, it's not like you get to live with them.
>>48203123C'mon anon, their asses are out of this world!I'll see myself out.
>>48203256I WANT TO EAT THIS WOMAN
>>48203397She’ll eat you first, Earthling.
>>48202774As we all know, luck is stored in the breasts.
Now you've done it. You bumped into the hime! Apologize immediately!
>>48213220What? It was only a light nudge and it was an accident. I didn't take her for such a crybaby
>>48213220Would Yorihime appreciate it if you offered to help her to her feet or would she be too angry and proud for that?
>>48185840They fled, their equipment destroyed and the US never attempted a moon landing ever since.
Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that Toyohime is a shark
>>48213797Artemis program says “hello”.
>>48213797Not even Junko sugarcoats this. She really put America's failure into perspective.
>>48214776It sure as hell won't say hello to anything. NASA ain't what it use to be. Besides, Artemis program doesn't exist in Touhou and if it did moonies would just break the equipment again>>48214876Hah! Damn. She didn't hold back! Funny how basically no one mentions this. Can you imagine picrel covering people in wounds?
Imagine trying to talk tough while hiding yourself on the moon and living in fear of Okuninushi and his literally armless son.
>>48217275Yukari and Toyohime holding hands is way too cute! Yukari just wanted a whiff of those lunar panties and the rest is history!
>>48214876How did NASA cover that up?
>>48217171You know what? You are absolutely right. NASA can’t do it and you and any Lunar spies should ignore or dismiss any concerning evidence that may or may not arise that could indicate otherwise. The Moon is secure now and forever and humanity and the United States or any other nation will never be able to disgrace the pure surface of Luna ever again. Feel free to abandon any contingency plans you may have also formulated as well.
>>48217878Well, the Apollo 11 astronauts were in quarantine for a while after they returned and looked rather serious when they were interviewed...
>>48217878It was just a couple scratches on their backs, anon.Any claims that they allegedly looked like rabbit claw marks is just a conspiracy theory.
>>48217983If you're gonna shill, at least do it for cute moon girls. Not old wrinkly whites and jews.
>>48172970>If the Watatsukis really made poor anon dance the miko spirit channeling dance to humiliate him, it might just work because the heavenly kami would think the Watatsukis have gotten uppity and need to be put back in line. So I guess they'd gawk in awe and confusion as one of the higher gods would scold them.On top of them being humbled, imagine actually pulling the dance of perfectly. Better than they or anyone ever could and the heavens choose anon to be their new champion. I can see it now...lifting up one's now muscular arm and pointing up to the heavens. The gesture says everything that needs to be said.
>>48218188Okay. Ahem.MOON NUMBAH ONNNNEEEE! Just like China where they originated from, stagnancy included only to get shown up and develop a weird tsun fixation on the foreign white guys.
>>48218424They aren't stagnant and there's blondes on the moon so your weird fetish shit at the end there doesn't mean anything. Besides that, are you implying the US isnt stagnant? Lmfao its fucking regressive. Last i checked the moon isnt imploding itself because of axe-wound bearing freaks and immigrants and other such things.
>>48218450Hi there Mr. election tourist, /pol/ is a few doors down that way.Here we discuss how much we want to sex fictional women.
>>48218450Cool story bro. Consider what my compatriot here >>48218754 said as you took my joke too seriously. Speaking of which.>>48218754Pic related.
>>48218754Yeah yeah retard i get it. I should have been more subtle but i wanted to rub it in. I mean why shit on the moon when the country you're shilling for is 1 trillion times worse in every metric ever? In hindsight i probably could have pointed out it's economic decline instead, but I have a feeling you'd get ass hurt at that too and bleed between your mutilated legs. >>48219134I don't care if it's a joke or not. If it's bullshit, i call it out. Very easy for lurkers to get deceived. That's assuming it was a joke and not just you cowardly pulling the ''i-it's j-just a joke bro!''
Preemptive ignore the /pol/ mutt everyone.
There's too much Lunar propaganda and Anons not taking it easy. Let me drop some lesser known knowledge for you /jp/sies.Now listen close. What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars? Let me let you in on a little secret. Those mortars had 0% accuracy.WOAH, crazy right? Yeah, still not as crazy as some of the stuff you all have posted past week. Anyway, the Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two colossal retards.Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.The losses were grim.For them of course.The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag?WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.
"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of Lunarian casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal. Heck, there's even reports of there being defectors. Heck, they even attempted to invade Earth and FAILED. THEY FAILED! HOW DO YOU FAIL AGAINST FLOATY PEOPLE WHO COME FROM THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HUMAN STONE AGE? Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT! THE US HAD A PLAN TO GET RID OF THAT THING AGES AGO BECAUSE LETS BE REAL. IF THOSE RABBITS HAD A SENSE OF FREE WILL, THEY WOULD HAVE PERFORMED A COUP CENTURIES AGO. FUCK.... *Exhale*Remember to take it easy. Remember, all you need to do is shake the hand of a Lunarian for them to lose their fucking mind. They hate impurities. Also, wash your hands if you touch one. Filthy Moonites.
ATTENTION: Earthlings are spreading baseless rumors again. Not only they show their utter lack of knowledge of the situation in the Great Unconquered Capital by conflating those in charge of defense with the actual ruler of the Moon Lord Tsukuyomi, their pathetic attempt at pretending that there were losses among the Glorious People of the Moon and Heaven's Favorites speaks of their confusion and feelings of inferiority towards the civilization that has towered over their puny existence for millenia.The princesses have decided against action or punishment given that Lunarian actions to destabilize their world has already borne great fruits, with election intereference, instigation of conflict and economic sabotage among the succesful actions that the Great Leaders of the Defense of the Moon have already taken in order to keep the lowly earthlings confused and demoralised. It's estimated that it will take another millennia for them to be able to send another pathetic expedition out of their skies, and even then they're still millions of years away from being able to touch the Great Unconquered Capital's Great Unconquered, Untouched and Unblemished Barrier. For now, the official secretariate of the Emissary Corps will just leave this earthling rag with some recent news, and leave the rest as an exercise to the reader.https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/nov/08/astronauts-hospital-nasa-international-space-station
>>48218450Disregard that, I suck cocks
The real reason the Lunar Capital reports their missing soldiers as "casualties" is because it's much easier to say that than to admit that they ran off to Earth to become doting housewives.
>>48229764The Lunarian war is well documented. Moonite.
Earthlings descended upon the Lunar surface July 20th, 1969. They sought peace talks after the greatest step in Human Historyー Arrival to a celestial body beyond the Final Frontier. So, riddle me this. What did those barbaric Lunarians do when they saw two, read em, TWO Earthlings whom had never been outside of their own planet? (mind you, Lunarians will later do this themselves. Hypocrites.) I'll tell you. They lost their shit. There was no attempt at all to befriend them. Screw talking and a cultural exchange. Lunarians resorted to violence as a first resort. Truly a disgraceful species. This is what led to the "War" the Watatsuki wants everyone to forget. They fired a shot and were met with American Steel. It is no surprise the Lunarians will resort to propaganda. Ugh.
>>48230004This whole post is lethal levels of cringe. HFYslop.
>>48229768>Disregard that, I suck cocksIt better be Big Lunrian Cocks. You're the only earthingling who understands being built for BLC.
>>48229978Is there any place has more fan art like that?
>>48235851Big Lunarian what, now?
>>48236004That guy looks pretty fucking strong though. He may not have a penis, but i'd still avoid angering him or else my twig arms might be torn apart.
>>48236025You don't need to worry about that.
>>48235955A /jp/sie drew it so you're probably better off asking in the oc thread if anyone want so to draw one of their own
the himes... the lunar capital is truly blessed to have these two competent sisters. Imagine if Gensokyo had protectors 1/10 as competent as them. But unfortunately to earthlings good administration is a curse
>>48213220I'm sorry for causing you to fall embarassingly, hime! As an apology, you can have my seed for eternity!
How easy do you think it would be to corrupt her into a (secretly) earth-loving b*tch?
>>48256599zero chances because I ill be there to defend hime!
>>48256599Hime is perfect and pure. It's way easier for her to make you into a slave of the moon.Just imagine how many men caused death and disorder at her orders throughout history.
I like this artist's slightly dorkfaced Yorihime.Fits well with how she is, given she is the dork in the Watatsuki sisters.
>>48282517She looks cute and all, but she's a bit too dorky.Yorihime is cool, not a dork!
>>48282517>>48282688Yorihime may be a bit of a sword dork, but she at least isn’t THE sword dork!
>>48213797>>48214876Sorry Tsukuyomi, but uh, I'm afraid uh, well, you see, we just wont stop? Oh, ahh, geez, it's so embarrassing, but uh, we'll just keep going okay?Ahh I know, we're gross and covered with the stench of death and radiation, it's a real bother, but you know, we just can't do anything about it? Yeah, we just gotta keep on trucking! World of possibilities you know?
>>48283550He's burning. Someone needs to help this man.
>>48284429He's an android.
>>48289348You always know, a Working Joe.
>>48282714There's nothing wrong with being a dork. Besides, she's just a dork when she's with her sister. It's that old trope of competent characters suddenly becoming useless when family members are around.It all stems from her inability to take it easy. The funny thing is that she's probably more prepared to deal with earthlings than Toyo, who takes it too seriously. She handled the invading group way better than how Toyo handled Yukari. But in her daily lunarian life her sister has the upper hand.
Should have looked twice at the image before posting it...But as you can see, there is a lot of beauty on the moon, the type of purity that you won't find on Earth.
Run and escape from these depraved bastards, hime!
Moonie threads always seem to die after some days of intense activity...
>>48322166You think there’s something more to it? I figured that’s just the general ebb and flow of Touhou threads on the jay.
>>48322166Everyone who replies to these threads after they make their final post, decided that they wanted to go to the moon to seek the lunarians out themselves.
>>48325721Why would you do that?
>>48322166It's an earthling conspiracy
>>48325181No, other threads generally have only a small burst of posting at the start, then a consistent rhythm afterwards. Moonie threads seem to reach 70/100+ posts in a few days and then die down completely>>48325721I can't believe I'm the only one unable to make the trip....Regardless I must stay here to advise people on the danger.>>48330643Even worse! It's the work of that evil divine spirit again... Shes sabotaging the himes!
>>48340817I can see it. As of this post we’re on page 9 at mid 100 posts. So in light of these facts are the moon people in general worthy of reaching bump limit threads?
>>48343830I don't know, how many more anons will spread propaganda about "Yocchan's mudblood earth husband" and "Tocchan's rabbit sex dungeon"?
>>48344478You wanna talk about the royal incest meme for the nine hundredth time instead?
>>48344478Yorihime's husband *is* a mudblood, but he's not some worthless earthling. He's a direct descendant from Amaterasu-sama and thus a Lunarian by right of birth.Toyohime and Yorihime are the low-class "princesses" from Earth who only became Lunarians by virtue of marriage, which is why Yorihime so aggressively groomed her nephew because he was her ticket straight to the moon.
>>48159959how the fuck do they lose to neil armstrong and the future outside world Earthlings then?
>>48159905based schizo headcanon I like it
>>48170054At least a random moonie might throw money (or whatever type of lunarian currency) at you if she ends up liking what she sees.
>>48345567This sounds like some Magic Mike crap.
>>48346283Anon the Gigolo
>>48346711Well at least the moon people are pretty and cool versus some crusty old coots.
>>48343830All the impurity around here is hindering them. Please understand
>>48353125Skill issue. Do something about it.
>>48353817Please, Toyo could annihilate all impurity in this thread right now, but she doesn't because she finds it cute.
>>48353888Slave to homo sapiens phalli
>>48353888Your trips confirm it. What a nice and magnanimous hime.
Does Yorihime have the fittest, firmest butt in Touhou?
>>48357801full moon
>>48202473>>48357801Meaty or firm?
can i see your panties
>>48357801A wonderful butt, only capable of producing purity.Her perfect butt is a symbol of the perfect Moon.
>>48158444dumb womanlet
>>48367369I wish I could princess carry a blushing Yocchan
guys want one thing and it's disgusting
>>48357801made for getting drunk and buttfucked
Very cute sisters
>>48371984Is this a new form of torture invented in the worst Lunarian prisons?What horrible crimes must someone have committed in order to be subject to this?
>>48380527haha yes I too would like to know in order to NOT commit them.
>>48382351Your thoughts are impure! You'd never even be accepted on the Moon!
>>48371984impure degenerate
The fate of all lunar*ans
>>48395024Sagume should’ve said “Don’t stop!” the fool.
>>48395024Dirteater earthling propaganda. The great sage of the Moon Sagume would never be humiliated like this.Once again the inferior earth dwellers have to resort to low quality drawings in order to try to feel any sort of superiority towards the great Moon.
Ancestors of royalty here. All of you should kneel to the himes.
>>48410538How about the himes kneel to me?
>>48410662And why should they?Even the great sage of Gensokyo could not help but kneel before the great Yorigamis, you think you could do any better?
>>48158444Is this drawfag art? Can't find the sauce
>>48425845I can assure you it's a xwitter artist, but I don't have their handle right now. Once they post a new hime I'll get back to you with their name.In the meantime have this great hime.
>>48158444Defenders of the Moon
>>48357801I wasted my seed on this image. I failed humanity.
The hime is telling you to sit by her side. Come on, do it! Don't be shy!>>48425845Finally got the name! The artist is @kqkqiwq on xwitter. I really like their style. Dorky himes are still the best.
>>48438612You couldn't help it. The hime is way too perfect.
>>48447551true
>>48451196A truth so evident even an earthling can notice it.
Princess Kaguya and I.
>>48454004Fujiwara-san let it go alreadyYour daughter has been cursed with immortality because of your stupid crush let it go dude
Are the Lunarian's prepared for the Artemis III mission in 2027?
>>48460241Moonies are known to have used their power to spread war and disorder in the past, and currently the world is full of conflicts and disturbances, so...Either they've already completed some of the preparations or the Earth's current shape makes them confident that the Earthling force will be greatly reduced in strength.
>>48438612>I wasted my seed on this imageStop wasting it on images then and find yourself a moonie, Anonymous.
>>48465406What conflicts do we think the Moonies were secretly responsible for?
>>48158444She's got a good design. Shame she isn't more popular.
>>48474831Traced from Meira.
>>48472271Secretly?Not everything is done in the shadows anon. Some things are better done under the moonlight ~Where the Moon goes, death and destruction follows. If the Moon goes bloody, is that not a bad omen?
>>48158444How did she beat the Watatsuki sisters? She was basically doing anything she wanted on the moon by the time the earthlings arrived. Were they seriously btfo'd that hard by the Fairies and their impurity?
>>48487602Do you really think that the "people" of the moon ever stood a chance against this?
>>48488163My mistake, sorry. Hell bless the Goddess Hecatia and her strongest fairy Clownpiece
>>48482184So Gulf of Tonkin then?
>>48214776The moosies said the Apollo program was ineffective because it was named after a sun god, well Artemis is a moon goddess so it should go better, despite the current brain drain.
>>48487094God I wish that were me
>>48474831Massive lunarian pubes
>>48493835The moon's bravest will defeat it no matter what
>>48497686Who could say no to such a precious and sweet moon rabbit like her?
I want to breed with Yorihime, Toyohime and Kaguyahime. How accomplish this goal?
>>48501398Step one is to be a dashingly handsome hunter.Step two is to be Toyohime's son.That's the easy part done, at least.Lastly, you need to be such an interesting person that Kaguya wishes to spend time with you instead of just dismissing you completely with an impossible request (don't bother trying to complete it, she doesn't actually care and just wants you to leave).When you've achieved all this, they might allow you to sleep with them, if they like you enough.
>>48501874Toyo-chan is a surprisingly easy Hime!
>>48501874So Toyo is easy, Yori is a degenerate and Kaguya has actually standards?
>>48506234What's wrong with wanting to have sex with your sibling's son/daughter?
>>48502233>>48506234"dashingly handsome", anons.You don't think Toyohime would just lay with everyone, right? She only accepts the most attractive of potential mates.
>>48508798Dashingly handsome to the standards of ancient Japan. So like, an 8 nowadays.Hard, but doable. Unlike Yori and 'guya.
Dashingly handsome this and that. Do you all just believe all the propaganda? Don't tell me you also believe the random hunter is actually a descendant of the gods and totally Eirin's nephew!Everybody knows that these are all lies to cover up the fact that the princess gets very wet with rough, unwashed, impure earthling men.
>>48509252Do you think that Buzz and Neil not being able to shave for three days inadvertantly caused the watatsuki laundry room to double it's workload?
>>48501874>Lastly, you need to be such an interesting person that Kaguya wishes to spend time with youPersonally I would love to be friends with (canon) Kaguya. Imagine introducing her to your favourite games, series, books etc. and have her introduce you to lunarian culture. Playing various games with Kaguya or discussing books/shows you just watched/read sound like a great way to spend a Saturday.
>>48515747Turning canonguya into NEETguya by introducing her to your autistic board games...
>>48516698I bet Kagiya would make an excellent Eldar player if I were to introduce her to 40k
>>48501874Why is Toyohime groping Kaguya?
>>48520437You need a motive?You telling me you wouldn't take any chance to grope Kaguya?What are you, a homosexual?
>>48525111Kaguya really can't go anywhere or do anything without someone trying to fuck her
>>48459991>Fujiwara-san let it go alreadyI'm not a Fagjiwara. >>48525111>What are you, a homosexual?This whole board is homosexual.
>>48526729Ah. You're one of the other suitors who couldn't even get the names to history.
>>48158444she looks like she fucks human men
>>48533365I think you need to take your meds. There's a clinic in that forest over there.
>>48535516>she looks like she fucks human men>After all, even the crew of the Apollo 11 was covered with wounds >>48214876Yeah, i guess she does. Sex in the Lunatic Kingdom is fucking WILD. The US never dared to return. Can't imagine how much of a freak Kaguya was considering she was kicked out. Can you imagine being part of the Apollo crew and having to explain why you got your balls drained and are covered in scars and blood?
>>48535516Please don't post slander of Yorihime, she's not like her sister or that exiled princess who mingle around any man. She's purely for her husband whom she loves every night until sun-rise.
>>48540297How old is her husband and are they genetically similar? Also this captcha is wasted in this thread but Ran is technically Princess Tenko and a pure heavenly fox.
>>48525111I'd rather the other himes than smelly Kaguya any time of the millennium.
>>48535516She exclusively fucks her nephew
>>48542146fake news
>>48542146What he >>48542475 said. I've been fucking the Watasuki's for years behind their husbands backs.
>>48526027God I wish I had her problems
>>48542146You would too if you had the chance to groom your family member since birth to be the perfect spouce
Did you know the USAF wanted to nuke the moon?
>>48158444Aeiou.
>>48551224When we go back to the Moon, we will beat the Lunarians with JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL.
>>48549156but they couldn't Did you know Toyo wanted to nuke the Earth? Yet she didn't Governants talk shit all the time.
>>48158444>>48158803>NEPHEW FUCKERHot.
>>48158444>Will you make her company?Huuaaah sugoi, you soundu very japanese like thisVery Good!
>>48560688Please don't talk like a retard.
>>48566239Decent but next time leave out "a" so that you sound more japanese!
>>48569054I'm not the same guy.
>>48569165...
>>48569171Don't waste my time.
>>48569185>>48569054 obviously referred to >>48566239
Stop arguing about dumb shit and look at the hime
>>48573950No pantsu, no gaze.
>>48573950No thanks I love holy Terra too much to give in to the Moon
>>48573950mumblemumblenephewmumblemumble...
>>48588616if earthling royalty did it why can't she do itShe knew her man from the crib. You can't have a closer relationship between a couple than this.
Not a single New Year's hime...
Sometimes... It feels like I'm alone with the himes...
>>48596313>>48600022I’m here as a silent admirer, dumb as that may sound.
>>48601407It's fine. I just don't like to do silent bumps, but I can't think of much to say...I guess the himes are particularly difficult characters to keep a thread going because they're married, so you can't just do the usual marriage shtick that keeps 90% of these threads alive. You can still lewd them, but /jp/sies seem to be very prude and don't like to mess with married women.Without this, you have to stimulate discussion through other means. There was some lively discussion early, but now I don't have much to say...I will say, they should've gotten some art for the year of the dragon last year. I mean, isn't their dad basically a sea dragon?
>>48607723That all does make sense. Maybe if there was more lore on them there could and maybe would be more discussion? That said seeing some tangentially related dragon stuff would be neat with them since apparently the Moon is the court of the dragon king who ALSO presides over Gensokyo. Or at least that’s what I’ve come to understand. My own lewding would probably be more permissible even with them being married but most people probably don’t care to hear or read about wanting to get played with by a gigantic lunar royal.
>>48487602got more of that type of art?
>>48608730I feel like they have some lore that is ignored, but that's due to the very nature of discussion here. I don't think people want much to discuss power dynamics on the moon or the sisters' relationship's, so we're a bit stuck on what to talk. I've been trying to spread the notion on /jp/ that Reisen2 is actually a pretty useless bunny, something I noticed while rereading SSiB. Really just rereading Bougetsushou makes you ask lots of questions about some things.>since apparently the Moon is the court of the dragon king who ALSO presides over Gensokyo.That is an interpretation of lore, and one that I don't quite like because it adds a lot of unnecessary problems that can be easily solved by seeing the Capital as a different place from the heaven of the dragon king. It relies on some lines that I think have been horribly misinterpred, but who knows.Feel free to lewd them in your way but yeah I'm not very interested in it.
>>48617117Yeah it would be sort of weird and a conflict of interest based on that interpretation with the Dragon King. Then again the Lunarians are pretenders so that can be used as a point against it I think. Poor Rai’sen. She’s at least a cute useless moonbun. And thanks for not judging me too harshly there, more huge Watatsukis for me then.
>>48617985A man should love the himes as he sees fit to.Rei'sen is much more of just a pet than the original Reisen yeah. She's just there to be cute. The himes do have great taste. They even command a unit full of cute rabbits with guns. Can't imagine anything better than that.
The peaches are too much for earthlings.
>>48624970>[[[Food]]] is too much for [[[Reimu]]]FTFY
Toyo is such a playful lady!
>>48625011the ass was fat
Gimme Sagume!
>>48631438this promoted earth god should learn her place and not bother superior heavenly kami
>>48625011She's a beautiful lady and the best at taking it easy on the moon.
>>48625011>>48634311I can also see that Toyo has some pretty hefty “peaches” too.
>>48158444No.
>>48635122very rudewill you really leave her all alone when you could talk to such a beautiful girl
>>48158444Hag
>>48213797>America never landed on the moon again>Artemis program>Apollo 12>Apollo 14>Apollo 15>Apollo 16>Apollo 17
>>48229764Don't believe the Lunarians lies. Here's what really happened on the moon
How do the most elite Lunarian soldiers compare to the most elite Human special operations units?
>>48641392The elite *Lumarians* are better than anything the Earth can come up with.The elite *lunar rabbits* on the other hand... yeah... even with superior firepower I'm not that confident...
>>48158444yes
>>48625011Sure is!
>>48654030very cute silly hime
Kneel before the hime
>>48658157What if I politely refuse?
>>48658396into the rabbits torture chamber you goAfter they have their fun you are thrown to outer space to not pollute the moon with kegare when you die
>>48658628So uncivilized. Firm yet gentle correction would be the hallmark of a good leader but here we are instead.
>>48660793Count yourself lucky they can't make you their plaything without generating kegareIf you meet them in Earth you can be sure you'll be dying out of all of your holes at the same time. Toyo might be a nice girl but royalty is not to be disrespected
>>48660630I wish Yori was my tsundere maid.
>>48666100I wish Yori was my impatient fencing instructor.
The moon rabbit - the most useless creature to have ever wasted space in the universe.Why do the himes depend on such an unreliable workforce?
>>48158444>Will you make her company?I can, but it'll take about 9 months for her to get it.
>>48677278Please don't generate kegare for the hime
>>48675293>Why do the himes depend on such an unreliable workforce? Because they leave invaders wounded and destroy their equipment >>48214876
>>48679374Surely that was due to long range missiles. I can't imagine Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong getting injured by a bunch of lousy rabbits.
>>48682096I dunno, anon. Rabbits do have claws, a lot of energy, and they were probably seriously backed up at the time.Things may have gotten a little wild up there.
>>48675293They are the minions to the himes' Gru.
Ending the thread with the same artist as it began!Nice thread! Love the himes meHoping for more good Lunarian threads in the future.>>48682298Maybe that suggestion from that one anon that the events on the Moon during the Apollo missions were more accurately described as an orgy than as a battle could also help understand it. Things might have gone *very* wild there. >>48682445very cool mental imagebut as there are two himes I bet you could even make a cooler dynamica funny manga where Yori always gets frustrated with the moonbuns while Toyo commands them flawlessly to her advantage
Moonies are going to bed.
>>48688964Can I go with them??
>>48689945No, we're full.
Last for Toyo
nuh-uh
I WILL impregnate lunarian wombs.
I lucid dream about being Toyohime's son
The hime is happy that anon didn't leave her alone and spent two months with her!!
>>48696265WAGMI moon bros
>>48696536Maybe Yocchan is at her nicest when she's just being a girl after all
