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Big Koturday.
This weasel is almost a cat.
>>48239825their wiggly ways do share many of the same fluid properties of cats
>>48239859Koturday should sometimes open up to the kot-adjacent fan club. For wurms, for weasels, for robokots, for others who like kots. Not every koturday.
>>48239760
>>48239959I will name all my hellhound daughterus "mistake #1-n"
>All units, go autistic after we go in. These people specialize in information warfare.
>>48240103i would breed a dragon so hard, we will have lineage disputes
>>48240140Don't reply to the spammer
>>48240080Cheese it, the fuzz!
Egg fortress!
>>48239743Miss Whitehorn has been stocking wine for this winter
>>48240259Sounds like a Sonic level.
walking alone in a maze/labyrinth when a voice screams from elsewhere, echoing across the walls "READY OR NOT, IT'S RAPING TIME!"which monster is this?
>>48240489Echidna finally losing her shit after the adventurer hasn't reached her chamber in a week
>>48240517the snake mind cannot comprehend someone being bad at mazes. when you can move so quickly and have a keen sense of temperature change it's easy to find your way out.
>>48240489obviously minotaur
Hey so how about some of them story ideas?
>>48240548she cannot maze.
>>48240259Do not sing the egg song from Land Before Time 2 within earshot of oviparous girls
What do you mean my drink is "on the mouse"?
>>48240560the walls are only for you, not for her
>>48240710It means your mouse is cute, but a little cringe.
>>48240316Wine is not the only thing she has been stacking on from what it looks like.
>>48240731>InsightIs this a Disco Elysium type of thing where you've got voices in your head?
monsters wouldn't sit on my face. they are just too penis obsessed.
>>48240776
>>48240554How about them? Are you an author in search of one? Are you trying to get people to do some weird greentexts?
>>48240804>Think I'm safe for the night having barred the door>A pipefox emerges from the ventilation.
>>48240804I can only wish.What's in the test tube?
>>48240804>YOU DIED
>>48240812Author in search of one. Don't worry about it.
>>48240489>It's Miss Chesh!>She's got a 2 gallon jug of canola oil.>She shows you the jug label explicitly and doesn't move until you acknowledge it.>Then she floats above you and pours it all over you and the ground as your try uselessly to stop her annoying teleporting ASS.>Slip and fall.>Five more cheshires teleport in and laugh at you buffoon-like attempts to stand up and fight.>One of them drops a calling card into the oil slick.>Then they all disappear, their laughter echoing throughout the labyrinth.>You look down at the card>"RAPED BY CHESHIRES">Sigh deeply.
>>48240815>forgetting to set the audio lure
>>48240776we have many monsters that facesit in our collection. what are you interested in?
>>48240831TOO LATE, DID A WEIRD GREENTEXTAlso, here's some Genuinely Great Story Ideas just off the top of my head.>Miss Ushi on the most stereotypical date night ever--dinner, mini golf, and a cocktail>Miss Ushi spots a gray hair in her fur--the bad kind. She gets nervous about become a lonely old spider like her "weird aunt." Will she find love before she runs out of time?>Miss Ushi the TV Star--she gets famous for doing her own stunts, and for the trail of lawsuits in her wake as random women inevitably turn into MORE USHIS.>Miss Ushi hears that spiders are natural dancers, so she signs up for a Dance class as her college's required athletic elective. But she suuuuuuucks at it AND there's a cute boy in the class she wants to impress and maybe also cocoon in a sexy sex kind of way.>Miss Ushi fulfills her lifelong dream of owning a food truck business. But her spin on Tacos brings her into conflict with the Taco Kot Truck owner. Who's cuisine will reign supreme?>Miss Ushi gets a pet cat. The cat is TERRIFIED of her, but she just wants to gently poke it's itty-bitty toe beans and scritch its ears. How can she make something so smol and fragile love her? And why does everyone keep telling her to practice on a cute boy first?>Miss Ushi decides to fight crime, so she buys a bunch of terrible mall ninja shit and sets off into the night in Monster Girl City.>Miss Ushi dresses up like a cowgirl and tries to flirt with men at the bar on Halloween. She makes a lot of puns and plays on words, and maybe even finds a man to ride off into the sunset with!>Miss Ushi is secretly a ROBOT and is being piloted by a completely demented gremlin. She smells like she never leaves her robo-Ushi and is NEET as hell. Shotanon discovers her when she's powered down in an abandoned building and decides EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SITUATION IS AMAZING.
Real dead hours.
>>48240948Ooooh! Oooooh!>Miss Ushi runs for mayor of Cowtown
>>48240853>five nights at foxesGolden hag always gets me
>>48240948 Diff. Where's the weird green text? >It is only after the rush of initial discovery, and her hesitant confirmations of your protracted inquisition of verbalized squawks of amazement, that you really scrutinize her. Or even the situation itself. Thoughts beyond "Wow is that a TN7 Mantic Oscillator, where'd you get one of those?!" slowly begin to trickle into your mind.>The running theme has been a series of confused technical responses from the Gremlin, along with a repeating mumbled "I made it." >The obviously brilliant but unkempt gremlin has rings beneath her eyes. Her wide ears twitch with an itchy rhythm to some jangled tune you can't hear. At least she's put the Class S Repulsoid Piztol, WHICH SHE MADE HERSELF IN THIS AWESOME WORKSHOP, back in its holster at her hips. Your head throbs as if trying to forcibly reorder your priorities. >"Ouch. Hey...why are you hiding in a spider mecha anyway?" you ask, as the better part of valor fails to hold sway. >"Quit asking me questions about taxes! I have a prescription for everything! The right to Nuclear Bear-Arm-Inators is covered by the Constitution!" she yells in a manic fit, eyes darting wildly as her small hand clutches the holstered weapon's grip so hard her hand shakes. >You look at her in blank confusion as her face shifts expressively. After bouncing between rage and fear, her face settles on a stiff mask of anguish. >"Are you alright?" you ask stupidly, some form of insipid auto-pilot driving your mouth. >After a very long moment she releases the weapon leaving it holstered, her small hands shaking with a lunatic's tremor. >"No." she whispers softly.
>>48241358I did this one:>>48240833Because I just can't make enough rapeseed references.
>>48241396>They didn't use coconut oil or a card claiming anon got NUT ON BY CHESHIRESSo close, yet so far. Am disapoint, son.
>>48241358Also, awww... she's adorable. Would befriend.
>>48241056
gonna start a family with a basilisk in Dragonia and see if the local mana turns our kids into dracolisks
>Dump lightning resistance because who needs it>1% spawn chance raiju flicks you on the forehead>Cum instantly and fall over paralyzed
>>48241567>Dump all points into fire resistance because lol>Spawn into volcano region>All attacks from fire elemental girls barely even tickle you>Walk into Fireburg and Volcantown like a god>A throng of sallys following and fawning over you
>>48241567>>48241590Man, I just spend all my Good Boy Points on tendies.
>>48241590>Dump explosive resistance because surely no monster deals intrinsic explosive damage>Get bodied by a cupid with a recoilless rifle and the Higher Explosives perk
>>48241697They all try to be best girl, but all they'll ever be is a cheap imitation.
monstergirl football hooligans headed by a strongfat satyros with incredibly loud pipes
>>48241719I dunno, I wouldn't mind a spade-tail to bully on my demi-cow wife.
>>48241725Cows have molestible tails as well.
>Her easy and casual defiance of physics is as galling as her loud coloration.>She holds a coconut in one paw and an empty glass in the other.>"This is too much, you know." you say. She nods agreeably as the coconut floats upward at her gesture. >You deliberately pause right before the coconut shatters loudly as it compresses afloat in mid air. >That she makes absurdity predictable somehow makes her cartoonish acts so very worse >"This doesn't make any sense." you don't say as cracking and crunching sounds fill the air. You do, to your credit, think it quite loudly.>The pure long-suffering repetitiveness of being stalked by a monster has sensitized you somehow. >You've noticed that she's far less restrained and far more excitable when you *fail* to mentally note how nonsensical her antics are.>It doesn't make sense as there's no way she should be able to notice.>Nonetheless you're growing to dread what will happen when you finally begin to slip in your internal scrutinies.>A stream of unrealistically pure coconut oil flies sinuously from the airborne grind point and into her glass, after taking a looping detour behind her.>"That's not how coconuts work" you remind yourself, forcing yourself to recall data about the actual manufacturing of coconut oil.>Your memory of such mundanities gets buggy without effort, when she's involved.>"There's no fractioning step, ffs." you mentally remark, and have to force yourself to discard a few nonsensical thoughts about using a giant vinculum in industrial chemical processes. >"That doesn't make sense." you think, banishing vivid images of using a fucking divisor line as a piece of lab equipment from your mind.>You can feel your face dripping with the effort of staying sane.>She mimes pulling something from her ear as the coconut detritus falls upon your floor. >You make sure to note that it's impossible for her to pull such a massive placard from that orifice. >Some part of you is disappointed that she picked THAT hole to draw the placard from this time.>You tear your traitorous eyes from drifting across her lower body, back to the placard.>It's the least interesting bit of her playlet given the repetitive nature of the situation, for all that you can only see the blank side.>She turns to you raising the glass of oil, an exaggerated expression of askance on her face. >Fucking memecats >You know better than to speak, lest you have to face another sign asking if you "like it when Cheshire nuts in your mouth?">"This is bullshit." you think, as the oil sprays forth towards you in a swirling ignorance of gravity made manifest.>>48241459Thanks, I thought so.
>>48241719No, this one is the original.
>>48239760For me.
>>48241830When is the Helltaker dude gonna make the Spider Season game so internet perverts experience the joy of sexy spiders?
Losing interest in fox girls, what could this mean?
>>48241878>Losing interest in vanilla ice cream, what could this mean?Means you need to MAN UP and get with a SEXY MONSTER LADY, Emphasis on MONSTER.I prescribe 1 giant order of NACHOS.
>>48241878It means things are going back to normalMen should naturally belong to cows
>>48241933Men should naturally belong to SPIDERS
>>48241940We can compromiseMen should naturally belong to spider cows
>>48241962>tfw your 17 dimensional chess gambit worked
>>48241878This is the kind of camradeire all men should display but instead the narrative here is all astrotured into >"No, you should just go fuck that cute monster girl silly and just abandon your knightly bros while you pump hot loads into demon pussy."You could be out in the world getting swole, kicking ass, and taking names. But psyops here would have you spend all day in bed lying down like a tuna getting wrung out to make inhuman babies.
>>48241988>You could be out in the world getting swole, kicking ass, and taking names.And miss wyvern could be right there with you. Everything is better if you have a flying mount.
>>48241878Sounds like you need a break anon, maybe only jerk it 3 times a day instead of 5 times.
>>48241962I love spider cows! This works out great!
>>48242015I haven't in over a month, which means abstinence may be the cure for mofubrain
>>48241878>losing interest repeated ad nauseum fox posts that haven't changed in months.>So recycled that it's no differemt from slop.Does it surprise you?
>>48241878It's the return to good taste; accept the truth that fockseses are overplayed and tired.
>>48242053This thread is all repetition, you aren't making much of a point.
>>48242015I want to leave her butthole a gaping mess that keeps oozing out my sperm, I want to do that to any Fox that wants to earn my attention
>>48241988If only you could combine adventure, camaraderie and...blasting fat loads. There must be some way...i-is it love bombing with Eros Armaments' Love-Bob-ombs (TM), from the #1 Romantic Altercation supplier across 6 Millennia and counting?
I for one, have been coming to these threads for over a decade, and i still enjoy fluff
>>48242121I really like jingais art.
Stop masturbating! every angel is watching you committing sin!
>>48242150Those perverts shouldn't be watching.
>>48242150>every angel is watching you committing sin!masturbate harder while looking at them
>>48242071BS. Nothing here compares to the absolute slog that is "fox" posting. It's always some flavor of fox desperate, want sex with me. Literally nothing else.Other girls get some variety of topics to talk or joke about.
Look at this cat. No further comment.
>>48242168Angels are just as degenerate as demons. They're just better at hiding it.
>>48242168>Looking after people >Keeping these people from indulging in the sin of masturbation (manually)>This is perverseWhat did he mean by this?
>>48242244It's not me masturbating if she gives me a handjob
>>48242244>>Keeping these people from indulging in the sin of masturbation (manually)I haven't been stopped by an angel from masturbating, so either she's content to watch or isn't there at all.
>>48241567>Dump all my points into thunder resistance>Thunderbird and raiju start screaming and booming at me>No effect. No intimidation. Thunder resist baby.>Raiju rubs her tabi on the carpet>Builds up static>Makes me cum with a mere static shock>Should've gone for lightning resist.
demon lingerie
>>48242327how long does this demon take getting ready? I'd be happy with demon in lazy day sunday wear.
This girl is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can tunnel underground.
The elves are at it again.
i feel for the kitsune and elves because when the portals open their reputation will have been tainted beyond repair by fox and elfposters
>>48241724WHO HAS CHUNKY THIGHSWHO HAS CHUNKY THIGHSYOU FAT GOAT BITCHYOU FAT GOAT BITCHYOU GOT CHUNKY THIGHS
>>48242381Most of those posters are just the same 1-2 discord raiders spamming the same off-topic trash every day when they aren't sitting out a far too rare and short ban.
>>48242400Are you good, anon?
>>48242381Honestly, they'll do great. WE are the weirdos, and we're going to make goat lolis, spooders, sneks, etc. very happy. But Jim Bob Johnson the 3rd shift Tyson Chicken processing plant employee? He's gonna stumble upon a simple country bumpkin elf and be plum surprised by how compatible she is with his life of huntin', fishin', and fuckin'.
>>48242121Same but with Trolls instead
>>48242424I like troll stink.I also like her cute freckles on her cheeks (both cheeks).She also just seems really nice, and would sit on your face if you asked her.
>>48242424Not only are Trolls pretty, they have good hearts.
>>48242327Pretty decent taste but I wonder about ease of access.
>>48242327>demon lingerie with the red-and-black color schemeSex>the second chibi picture(un)Holy cute
>>48242327tiny feet
Rank in terms of good smell>Horc>Troll>Alraunes>Kiki>Onis>Kitsune>Wights
>>482425471. Your momPOWER GAP2. Still your mom
>>48242568that wasn't an option.
I don't like monster girls, they're so scary and mean and strong and they make me cry...
>>48242580Are you sure your mom isn't a kitsune in disguise?
>>48242590im not going to huff my momsune's used clothes
>>48242547I hold my nose shut near monsters so I don't know what they smell like
>>48242615Wise choice.
>>48242547all monsters smell good in their own way.
>>48242660Miss Kiki smells *delicious* because she knows I am a SLUT for baked goods.
>>48242637perfect
>>48242678anon no don't eat her cake
>>48242739I will eat her cake and then put a bun in her oven.
>>48242739>>48242746kiki would get so flustered and embarassed from you going down on her, let alone eating her butt.
>>48242749I'd be let down if Kiki didn't let me perform cunnilingus on her.
>>48242770she's flustered. she's embarassed. she's stammering. but her tail is wagging
Undead hours
>>48242851Leotards are great but this elf is ruining them.
>>48242856Isn't she super-pregnant? Isn't that a good thing?
Leotards are just the best.
>>48242885You'd think so but every time they have a child they become smugger. Do you want to deal with a girl who's so smug she makes Cheshire's look humble? I do.
>dryads not name their child yggdrasil challenge: impossible
>>48242963I want to make hags give birth to my babies just for fun https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png
>>48242963OK, but what if smug chesh b/c SO MANY KIDS?
>>48242963>every time they have a child they become smuggerI must make her the smuggest
>>48242856Don't reply to spam
>>48242977>every single household with a shog also has a cat with a funny name
>>48243000Elf sex
>>48243006An elf is fine too.
>>48242977>>48242988>>48243005>Meme kot demands naming rights on meme kittens.>Meme kittens all named after memes or old catchphrases.>"ORLY" and "YARLY" (the twins)>"Did I do that?">"Bond, James Bond.">"Keyboard Cat">"Galaxy Brain">"This is Fine">"Time to Make the Doughnuts">"Time to Make the Donuts" (Ugh, nobody could make her change her mind on this one)>"Nyan"And so on.AND SO ON.
>>48243019You're replying to an autist that has been image flooding these threads with random chinese gacha whores daily for literal years. He's already brain damaged enough on his own, without needing any further encouragement from you.
>>48243037>He's already brain damaged enough on his ownIs he, though?
>>48243037I don't care.
>Get scratched by memekot>Get feverish.>Go to the urgent care.>Suddenly begin to disco dance to music only you can hear.CATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
>>48242977OG Yggdrasil is fucking massive, no way she wouldn't get bullied at school.
>>48243052She's tsun and will chew someone's ear off for even trying to bully her. Careful though, the yggdrasil's bark is worse than her bite.
Heh.
>>48243052It's all fun and games teasing a girl in your class until she hits a growth spurt one summer, and suddenly you're the short one
>>48243024>Hellhound wants her daughter's name to be Spaghetti
>Hellhound wife insists on letting our daughters name themselves>The youngest one is named Spaghetti>The middle one calls herself Cujo>The Oldest one insists we call her GingersnapI think we've been letting them watch too much tv.
>>48243072"No.">"Oh, come on, Anon! I've heard the music you listen to.">"You love Mom's Spaghetti"
>>48243072>Spaghettilol
>>48243099They're Italian hellhounds, so they wanted traditional Italian names.
>>48243112I guess they're better than Hebi's names.
>>48243072Alright spaghetti I don't care.
>>48243117Udon, Ramen, and Soba?
>>48243117What's wrong with Miss Hebi's names? She just picks normal, cute names so that Lil Hebis' future husbands have normal, cute names to use. Or slightly longer, slightly fancy names, that have cute nicknames.And that's my daughter's name is Harriet. Her husband will someday call her Hattie, and as everyone knows on this thread, men LOVE hats.
>>48243127>>48243128Naming her daughters Hebi I, Hebi II, Hebi III, etc is a little silly.
>>48243151George Foreman did it, and he's a GRILLMASTER.
>>48243151True. She should shorten it to Hebi, Hebii and Hebiii.
>>48243151That's why the better hebi names are Mega Hebi, Dark Hebi, The Hebi, etc
>>48243158... Tell me more about Dark Hebi.
>>48243157Hebiv is really positive
>>48243157For me, I find HebiXXVI the cutest
>>48243159She's the hebi who's into goth and wears all blackYou can tell who her husband is since he is always covered in black lipstick marks
>>48243194... NEED
Your hebi is not obsessive enough
In times of great need. I present, butter hebi.
>>48243225thats why you need to pickup the slack anonstalk hebiconfine hebitell hebi to only look at you
>>48243235Do not lunricate the hebi, how is she supposed to coil you properly now?
Hebi...manticore...Hebicore?Oroboros?
>>48243280>Hebicore>gets jealous if you pay attention to her tail
>>48243280>Hebicore?Is that a subgenre of Nightcore?
>>48243306I see they really take after their father.
>>48243236>Anon was never seen again, but tales of the Glorious Hebi Kingdom abound--the land so full of Hebis that neighboring kingdoms have begun to fall like a wave of dominos before their lusty, single-minded ambition to produce MORE HEBIS just as Anon and his wife do at all times, forever.
Hebi milk?
>>48243337The famous milk snake.
>>48243331good end
>Be cupid >In restaurant >Find the thermometer >Turn it as low as possible >Lamia’s all cold and now coiling their husbands>Sex ensues >Promoted
>>48243392>all this snex happening while im trying to eat dinnerleaving a 0/10 review
When does the tingling stop?
>>48243392Really? Right in from of my Spaghetti? (Hellhound daughter)
>some retard turns off the heating while im in the new wintertown restaurant>get cold>really fucking cold>start shivering>my vision goes dark>didnt pass out>just got sweatersnatched by a fat yeti hagFUCKING CUPIDS
I'm going to post pictures of myself doing cum tributes to Deonora on 4mon.
I love Dragons, Wights, Pharaohs, Demons, Dark Mages, Ice Queens and Balrogs
>>48243398snex? What are the sneks doing while you're trying to eat dinner? Swallowing food whole? That's just cute!
this is rape
>>48243518what are you going to do about it?
>>48243518That's just an Anon RealDoll.
>>48243518Its a Bogey, they get a pass.
>>48243518I thought that they were practicing jiujitsu
Bogey saggers
>>48243537just stuff some more cotton in to get them firmer
>>48243567No I NEED them to be saggy
strawberry milk
>oomukade-chan breathing huskily in the dark of the woods she stalks at night>staring through the shrubbery at the man she likes, a worker at an orchard picking fruits>today's the day she thinks, the day she finally asks him out>slithers on up behind him>"H-Hi there!">man turns around and freezes, gripped with fear>"I-I've been watching you for a while and th-thought I'd meet you! My name is-">"OH MY GOD!">man drops his basket of fruits and stumbles back, against a tree>oomukade-chan shrinks back with a frown>"W-What's wrong...? I didn't mean to scare y-">"TAKE IT! JUST TAKE IT! DON'T EAT ME! DON'T KILL ME!">man begins emptying his pockets of gold>oomukade-chan's heart pumping in her chest, not knowing what to do>"W-Wait! I'm not g-gonna hurt you!" She pleads, reaching out; "I just wanted to-">man jumps up and books it, kicking dirt behind him as he sprints>"YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ME!">he runs into the distance screaming for help because a "bug freak" is attacking him>oomukade-chan slinks back, sniffling as she cries and slithers back into the woods, going far away from the orchard>finds somewhere nice and secluded to curl up into a ball and cry her eyes outCentipede problems.
>>48243637but why does the larger and swifter centipede simply not envenomate and paralyze the small human to abscond with him to her love nest?
>>48243649Centipedes have no confidence.
what if manticore absorbed with her tail a hellhound so she could become perfect femdom monstergirl
>>48243637I cry for herStill would not a centipede though
I will not be tricket by boogs
>>48243659Manticore mantivores a hellhound to become a mantihound!
Have children with foxes
>>48243637OK, I don't get it. She's stalking a guy picking apples at night? What kind of SUPER WEIRD GUY picks apples at night?I need this to be set up better.
>>48243637>>48243699Also, oomukade are good girls and deserve Anons. LOOK! Look at her cuteness!
>>48243668how about birthday boog?
>>48243761What a happy boog
Here's another Cutekade! Really do like these gals. I'm into chitin and legs. And antennae.
>>48243761>Anon gives his Mantis waifu a birthday hat and cake.>Mantis waifu keeps wearing it even days later.>Anon asks her why.>"You gave it to me; it is precious."
I hate bugs. I will burn bugs if they come near me.
>>48243776DAWW
>>48243637>take a night shift at a fruit orchard>scream at and run away from fruit eating nocturnal bugsThis is how you court divine punishment.
>>48243827it's the large fruit bats you got to watch out forflying foxes, they call them
a wild jub will crash trough your window in 5 minutes and jub all over youthe only thing that can defend you is the nearest object to your leftwhat is it?
>>48243844another jub
>>48243844two jubjubs
>>48243844...a jar of coconut oil FOR MOISTURIZING I USE IT FOR MOISTURIZING MY HANDS AND FACE IT MAKES MY SKIN FEEL NICE. NOT THAT NICE THOUGH JUST NORMAL NICE
>>48243833plz don't denigrate bats by calling them foxes. Call them something cuter instead, like a boog or even a vampire.
How many jubjubs are you man enough to handle? I can probably handle 2.
>>482440032 if they're < 6'those 8' jubs are hard to wrangle
>>48244003Zero.Even 1 would easily overpower me.
Need OLD kots. VERY old. VERY chill.
>>48244070sure thing mate
>>48244088Oooooh, nice. And I love a beauty mark on a boob.
>>48244015Jubs that big should be carrying you instead of the other way around.
>>48244116Jubs are very light; you can probably still pick one up that size.
>>48244015Stop spreading rumors about the existence of dire jubs. The wonderland chamber of tourism is going to fuck you up if you don't.
>>48244142Dire Jubs are real! A Cheshire posted about them online.What I'm scared of is the dreaded Dire Chesh.
Did you know?The percentage of butterfat in monster milk differs between the species!Goatgirls clock in at about 3% milkfat. Cowes: 4%. Minos, 6%, and Eepysheepies, 7%! White horn come in with a mustache-worthy 22%. No wonder they make spectacular ice cream almost straight from the tap, not to mention unparalleled hot cocoa. Of course, changes in the body take place when a mate is found, and according to diet, but these are average wild-type values.You may be wondering what the highest % of milkfat is and who produces it.It's 60%.That's double the milkfat of heavy cream.Who makes it?Hailing from the polar icewaters, it's the noble blepphf.
>>48244158How dire is the situation if I catch the attention of a dire chesh? Uhh asking just outta wonder. Totally NOT urgent.
>>48239743Shit, never thought I'd see one of my drawings at the top of one of these threads.
>>48244220>fuck a selkie>eat ice cream made from her titty milk afterliving the dream
>>48243419
hey anon would you like a jubjub or do you want me to double her and give them to the next person?
I'm into monogamous relationships, but there's something about monsters in pack or hordes, specially Zombies, that trigger something inside me. I get an overwhelming desire of impregnating every single monster in that pack, make every monster belly in that group bulge with my baby growing inside and make all of them give birth to my children.I don't know what it is but I want to make those groups of monsters hive birth simultaneously to my children in massive pregnancies.
>>48244227The dire chesh is similar to the regular chesh, BUT:>Worse puns>MUCH better teleportation>Minor shapeshifting so if you're an ass man OR a boobs guy, it's game over once she clocks you.>Also they tend to be fluffier than regular cheshires, like maine coon fluffy.
>>48244506>>48244284I choose to double the jubjub and give it to the dire chesh while I make my escape. Its foolproof.
>>48244590meant for >>48244289
>>48244506Dire Cheshy, tits ass and mofu for days.
>>48244590>Trying to escape a dire chesh
>>48243699He was stealing apples from an orchard that wasn't his, he was probably trying to ruin the owner's business and when he saw the centipede he thought it was the night guard and got scared, ha, bad luck for both of them.
>>48244630Why did he simply not tell a group of soldier beetles about the delicious appols nearby?
>>48244088AhemMating press until octuplets, repeatedly
>>48244321It'd be a terrible thing to break up a family or make one jealous of the other. They lived together, died together, and so logically they should give birth together. You're a good person.
>>48244673They wouldn't leave many apples for him, if any.
>>48244673>>48244819That and maybe he's trying to woo that soldjah boog with a basket of appols. You gotta collect them yourself for that.
>>48243518No, I'm pretty sure this is Patrick.
IMPS
>>48244883succubus (fun size)
>>48244874Wrong, this is Sparta.
>>48245074Ma'am this is a hair salon
Are there any other mg communities you frequent besides here? I'm trying to broaden my horizon so to speak but idk where to look.
>>48245153Fairies scare me. Not because they themselves are a threat or are mean in any way, but that looking after them would be stressful. Being so small, there are so many more predators in the wild or just around town that could hurt, kill, or eat them. Neighborhood dogs and cats, snakes, frogs, raccoons, and birds of prey. And that's just the wildlife, then you have all the dangerous, manmade things that could hurt them like fans, engines, powerlines, etc. Or them getting stuck in gutters because they thought it looked like a waterslide. No. Too stressful.
>>48245234talk like that gets you shrunk and dragged into the shoebox anon
>>48245384Up the airy mountain,Down the rushy glen,We daren’t go a-huntingFor fear of little women
>>48245163capybarachan and /monster/Altchans are very slow but in exchange you don't have to suffer retard subhumans taking advantage of useless moderation.
>>48245163There's an /mgt/ discord that's invite only. A lot more active than the actual thread, but also a lot more literal faggotry too.
>>48245436Is that the old one mono made that ELH had on the Wordpress before he left?
>as always, wurm has tons of energy and loves to go outside or roughhouse with you>you're just not feeling it today>not feeling much of anything, really>past-life malaise has reared its ugly head again>it's getting less and less frequent, but those memories still color your mind when they emerge>that color is gray.>you could call it mourning, but for yourself. like a bad nightmare, it doesn't matter now, but it did when it happened, and the feelings were real>you lost something, and you're still not a pro at coping with it, so as you're accustomed to, you go inward and stay inward. most of what you do with the day isn't much cognitively different from staring at a wall until bedtime>wurm has seen this before.>she's actually a pretty smart girl. she's figured out that you not smiling is not quite just cause to bawl her eyes out immediately.>in fact, she's become excellent at distinguishing between when she can and can't fill your emptiness with her saliva>wurm knows what you need: some seared meat and roasted broccoli, tea, calm, and quiet.>she knows you feel guilty when you can't match her energy (or explosive expressions of boundless love) on some grey days, so the key to keeping your heart's door open is to strike a delicate balance of companionship.>she keeps the tip of her tail resting on your feet while you "work" at your desk. a good time to test her reading skills on the cushion nearby. she likes travel brochures and the yearly Anubis's Almanacs>she gives you her favorite brush and rests her heavy head on your lap or chest>she finds a rock and just places it near you. that's the rock of the day. it's yours.>if you're truly listless, she carries you outside and lays you in the grass. she believes in the power of fresh air and sunshine over ridiculous sabbath alchemy for curing ailments>in the breaks between the breeze, you can hear her breathing>you've been through a lot to hear that>"When I drink a lot of water, I can get my tummy to slosh, but not my boobs. That can't be just a holst thing, right? That would be so not fair.">and that
>Made a huge mistake>I accidentally invited a vampire into my home >Now she won’t leave >Blasts vampire porn on the tv >Keeps walking around the house nude >Whispers dirty talk into my ear while I try to sleep >Try to make her leave but she turns into mist >Try to bend her over the counter but she turns into bat and flies away what am I supposed to do about this cocktease?
>>48245654There's a wurmuring in my heart
>>48245742make delicious garlic breador use one of those aphrodisiac perfumes
do you think MGE vamps use garlic to masturbate?
I don't think
>>48245874it's the equivalent of a yes pillow
>>48246234Therefore you aren't.
>>48243694Any girl but that. Even weird two feet tall insects that lay eggs.
>>48245874Do you think the ISR vampires would let you cover them in garlic for money?
>>48246590Two feet tall insects you say
>>48246608I don't think anyone cares about the shitty whore setting you keep trying to force, mickey mick
>>48246641Just imagine a hellhound brothel where they chase down men. And you can go there! Every day! For free!
>>48246650Nobody asked.
>>48245874>>48246608Kinky Vamps (just about all of them) do Figging but with garlic.>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
>>48246608The only problem with ISR is since mamonos in all other realms are just horny for humans, they're going to be out of business pretty fast, or worse if they're holding out waiting for paying customers they're going to be left as lonely hag spinsters.
i tried to post a 'wock but the file is too large
>>48246745If the file is too large just split it into separate pieces.
>>48246745Compress.
>>48246736Tfw ISR actual whore monstergirls consider MGE monstergirls to be sluts because they do it for free.
>>48246780In ISR the succubi actually do want to do it for free but the whore unions won't let them.
>>48245874https://files.catbox.moe/uivlvy.png
>>48246771Cute wock, would buy her a popsicle
Save me, Anubis, space still has me.
>>48246876What a strange thing to say
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE THE POORBREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST FEED THE POORSIT SIT SIT SIT SIT ON THE POOR TONIGHT
>>48247144>The filthy rich caste of ratas and danukis think they can rape me if they just buy me nice thingssmall mammal moment.
>>48246771Consider the followingJabberwock lolis would get turned on by you towering over them and acting sexually assertive
>>48247001Tismwan is the only one that can help me with space legos.
>>48247313Space. It seems to go on and on forever. Then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.This is the plane that killed the gorilla. It's called "Beauty".
>>48245234
>>48239743In honor of the anniversary of a great revolutionary and iconic 20 year old video game that is still being talked about, played and modded to this day:>Be walking in an Order state>You see a gas mask wearing local running carrying a television >"TV! FREE TVs!" He yells running past you>You continue walking down the street only for you to realize there is a civil uprising going on with both humans rebelling and mamono attacking and taking Order State Forces>"Get one! Get a TV! Get yourself a TV!" A big muscular monster girl actually says to you while she's carrying a TV in one hand and a young human man in the other, likely her new found husband.
>>48245384they'll both be safe in bicorn's cleavage
>>48247384D-FENS!
>>48247384That's some nice lettering
>>48247384damaged goods girls..
>>48244321I getcha.
>>48247606Tough-acting Hellhound says she lost the tip of her right ear in some epic fight.Meanwhile it was actually >>48247384
Did someone ask for low-fat milk?
>>48239760Imagine the handholding
>>48247716I want to abuse a holst's butt despite her huge sloshing milkers being right there.
>>48245436>>48245576>There’s an /mgt/ discordLol, no. If it’s the Monorus one, they largely don’t talk about this place at all outside of the tried and true ne’er-do-wells.
>>48245436That you know about it suggests you are probably a bit of a faggot, anon.
>>48247716>a Minotaur challenges a Holstaur to a contest of strength>loses
>miss hound fishing for a husband by mailing letters to herself in hopes of entrapping a cute mailman >again
>>48248263Even if she fails, she can chase the mailwoman Ratatoskr for fun.
>>48248058ms bapho always wins the arm wrestling and headbutting competitions anyway
>>48248058A little gentle maledom will make the Mino feel better.
>>48247716>"So what do you do for a living?">"I lift things up and put them down">"Excuse me?">"I lift things up and put them down"
>>48248058What if they both lose?The Holstaur underestimates her strength like not lifting a big boulder or something.The Minotaur easily lifts the boulder but hurts her back shortly after and is essentially immobile.
I would quite like to 69 a minotaur. Eat her tan cow butt while she sucks my penis.
>>48248896Anon: 5'8"Mino: 7'3"69 status: FAIL
>>48248994she's doing crunches at the same time
>>48248896>>48248994This is why you go for the minitaur instead!She's only 5'5"
>>48248994guess I'll have to settle for standing analingus
>>48249011>minitaur
>>48248333that's why you send the mail harpies to do the hound town route.
>>48249035Never!Miss Mino would get you a comfy padded stool to sit on.
>>48249049Just don't call her a minitaur in front of her.
>>48249118OK, so dog tails tend to twitch when they're happy.Cat tails when they're NOT happy.When do cow tails twitch?
>>48249121When they actively start thinking. It's rare.
>>48249128Gee, I wonder what Miss Ushi could be thinking about, then?
>>48249139watermelon, maybe
>>48248789translation pls
>>48249112I think it would be best if she just sat on me and smothered me under her big sweaty tan mino butt. She must be tired after working out at the gym, she should rest on something comfy.
>>48249118That man is too smug, bet he thinks he's hot shit at them bideo gaymes
>>48249151It says:"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>48249121Cows mostly use them to swat flies
>>48249186>cummedCame'd've.
>>48249139She was told they're going out to eat tonight and she's really excited.
Would lizards be dissapointed if the new “hero” they heard about approaching turns out to be a bard that sings and dances instead of swinging a sword
>>48249240salamanders get really competitive so she'd try to outsing him
>>48249189Any annoying thing really, especially smug anons who laugh at them while they play video games
>>48249240he has a dexterous tongue. perfect for licking lizard tail.
>>48249278>So what if I bought a complete VR setup just to play Forklift Simulator?
>>48249342Smug nerds become seat cushions for her Brussels to Berlin haul in euro truck simulator.
>>48249368This would be the dream.
>>48249262And then Sally came to be known as Floor Salamander
>>48249151Three daughters and their mother I'm guessing.
>Monsters can use detect skill to see your fetishesthis is bullshit. how am I supposed to pretend to be a normal person interested in vanilla romance when miss succ can see the equivalent of my mental browsing history?
>>48249396Anon, what fetish are you so intent to hide from the common succ? She's the most adaptable of the mamono, so you'd think she'd be ideal. Even if your fetish is unusual.It's floor tiles, isn't it?
>>48249384>Three daughters and their mother I'm guessing.KikiMikiShmikiDiki
>>48249408At least floor tiles exist in physical space. What if it's that guy who is attracted to the map of Utah?
>>48249396just look at her fetishes and see how she likes it
>>48249416Imagine a succ trying to seduce a guy who's into abstract mathematical functions.
>>48249408I don't wish to burden miss succ with my degenerate kinks. we will hold hands and that is the raunchiest thing we'll do.
>>48249186So nothing of worth.
>>48249422>Succ fetishes:>Hand holding>Anon>Tail stroking>Horn groping>Anon>Anon>Sex>Kyaa'ing>Anon
>>48249427I mean, everything in the universe can be thought as a sum of wavefunctions, so that's not too hard.
>>48249427>Succubus paints fractals on her body>Mmm, yeah baby that's a nice Mandelbrot setAnd then Succubus and Slothrop got married
The age of hourglass shaped monsters is over the age of pear shaped monsters is now
Master of the whip and your personal coach
>>48249457It's funny how little art of sequel I seem to find.
>>48249488imagine choking to death on that tongue
>>48249505those kinds of shirts make me happy
>>48249525Or, better yet, don't imagine that?
>>48249532It's better than looking at those abominable hips.
>>48249505Burning whip to leave heart shaped marks all over your skin.
>Cheshire wife claims to have a cake farts fetish>Wants you to send her a video of you farting on a cake.>After taking YEARS of pestering about it, finally break down and do it for her birthday.>Onto her birthday cake, obviously.>She immediately forwards it to all your friends and calls you a disgusting cake farter.>Wreck her asshole so hard she can't walk for a week.>Just makes her even more smug.
>>48244220Of course the monstergirl whose signature dish is deep frying a Mars bar is going to have a high milk fat percentage.
>>48249532you can't stop me!
>>48249514Because you don't even play those games and just want to post random shit out of spite?
>>48249598NTA, but I've tried to play the Sequel games and the translation makes all the girls sound like robots in a Bad Way. Makes it impossible for me to get into.Also, IMO the ideal Ero RPG integrates the porn into the combat somehow and if I remember right Sequel games have grindy relationship stuff you have to do in order to unlock scenes.
>>48249619>Ero RPG integrates the porn into the combat somehowEvery game that did that has been an absolute slog to get through on top of making it hard to just relax and enjoy it.
>>48249624Oh, RIGHT. That's a good point. Almost all of those games are made with RPG Maker or Ren'Py, either of which I could easily break--there's easy ways to hand yourself free items and/or money and/or XP with RPG maker, and Ren'Py stuff is literally just running Python, so you can mess with the source code.There's exceptions, but if I'm playing a porn game, I'm probably trying to play it one handed, and without trying very much. And so I just cheat. A lot.Come and get me, bicorns!
>>48249624it's either too short, too repetitive or too grindyit's a hard recipe to balance
>>48249641Unicorns are on route to punish you for cheating
>>48249505I'm going to say it: She's really hot
>>48249505She's adorable; would definitely go tomb raiding with her.
>>48249796raiding the pharaohs tomb, to accessorize with that gold jewelry
>>48249505Where there's a whip, there's a way
>>48249820>your panicked pharaoh gf wakes you up>"BAE WAKE UP, THE FIREWHIP BITCH AND HER LACKEY DUDE ARE IN OUR BASEMENT RIGHT NOW"
>"Fuller Auto"
>>48249911And this is the power of my Stand, ⸢Autobahn⸥
>>48249835>tomb raiders in her basement>grape snake raiding her kitchen>girtablilu vizier just itching to usurp heri wonder why more pharaohs don't get tired of this shit and abdicate, to live the easy life on the coasts
>>48249514I should commission more art of Maria Brion.
>>48245742In times like these, you must call upon the ancient art of fap. Only someone truly, truly wicked (or shy, I suppose) would let you spill your seed for nothing. Despite appearances, vampires are creatures of addiction. They crave. They suffer withdrawal. They revel in the pleasures of food and flesh. She has something you want, but you have something she wants too.As is turns out, those who taunt others are most susceptible to taunting themselves. It's a projection, takes-one-to-know one kind of thing. Your clothes have to go. Save up for a good wine. Have a lovely dinner with yourself and spend an hour with the Ms. Pandemonium 1314 calendar. She'll crack.
>>48245742make her big pregnant while she sleeps through the day. that'll show her
>What I desire is man's red fire
>>48250027NOW DON'T TRY TO RIM ME MANCUBI MADE A DEAL WITH YOU GIVE ME THE POWEROF MAN'S WHITE SHOWERSO I CAN BREED WITH YOU
>>48250040Enough monkey business
>>48250027We talk about snake pits a lot but monkey pits seem quite interesting.
Imagine a pear loli Demon wearing a see-through negligee, her virtually naked blue body on full display and her small purple nipples firmly pointing against the fair fabric. Imagine her sitting in your lap sideways being a smug, flirty brat while you rest your hand on her fat round loli ass under the translucent gown. Imagine nibbling and licking her eartips and running a finger along the curves of her horns. Imagine her hiking the dress up by lifting her tail and sitting on your lap again to make you hotdog her and slowly grind against you, while getting in her last taunts for the night because she knows she's going to be too busy just moaning and cumming when you actually put it in.Look upon the perfect monster gf and future wife
>>48249505>Be paid and HIGHLY SKILLED demon silver sword man>Am tasked by benefactor to slice down some Balrog known for using a whip as their weapon of choice>I dunno why something about her stealing ero's arc or something>The desert is hot as shit, its day, but I'll be damned if I don't look the part, so I dress in the subtle and distinct colour of black>I go to the market and find my mark. The crowd makes room for our epic confrontation. >payday.jpeg>I prepare to engage in epic melee combat, showing off my sick sword skills and how I am at the top of my game.>She gives me one look screaming "sick of this shit" >Pull out gun>Shoots me>I instantly fall down, losing the fight. She walks over, picks me up and whispers in my ear>Lets see your skill with your "other" swordAnd that's how I met your mother kids.
>>48250320less gay zelda, more femboy link
>>48239743Just an average zipangu hospitality.Hebi does not have any ulterior motives at all
>>48250404the secret ingredient is love
>>48250404jokes on her, her drink is also spiked
>>48250404it's a good thing ms hebi was around when i started mysteriously feeling illshe even let me use her bed to rest
>>48250403The thread is not ready to understand why reliable link is the best.
>>48249952Pharaoh keeps going for Anubis and Anubis keeps going for Pharaoh.
Is it me or the school hallways smell like fresh semen?
>>48250668It's you. You smell like fresh semen.
>>48250668Boys are free use.
>>48250672>"The boys in the park are free.">"You can take them with you.">"I have 17 boys in my basement."--C. Shire, notorious liar and weird loser
Imagine villainous anon with a Apophis sidekick, she is constantly trying to backstab/betray him so she becomes the one in charge but every time she fails without anon realizing.
>>48250668Weird for a mostly all girl school
>>48250681What's her name, Starscream?
>>48250668In that case you should check the teacher's lounge
>>48250685i guess we'll never know
>>48250681>anon mistakes his sidekicks backstab fails as signs of clumsy affection for him >he is touched and brags how great his sidekick is to the heroes and heroines >apophis sometimes doesn't make an attempt since she runs away embarrassed as anon starts bragging how cute and sweet she is
>>48250668Its because every monster is using their BF's sperm as a deodorant. Well except my H'orc friend. They smell, good? Either way I'm going to complain about the smell next time I see her!
My favorite scenario between the desert rulers is meeting an apophis in the pharaoh's ruins as she's about to grape the pharaoh.The two of you are just a couple of rooms away. She's there to grape the pharaoh. You're there because you're not a clever man. You ask her what she's doing as she looks at you with hate and evil. She nearly grapes you, but you talk her down by saying you don't know where you are and offering to help her if you get some free pizza out of it. The two of you enter the pharaoh's chambers where she's just woken up. Apophis and pharaoh do battle. You watch from the sidelines. Magic, fisticuffs, and grappling between the two. You have opportunity to intervene as pharaoh's staff lands in front of your feet. They both request you give them the staff. Both are making you exuberant promises. Give the staff to apophis because she seems nice, and you've known her for a couple minutes longer. Apophis wins. She squees like a little girl on Christmas and gives you a big hug and a kiss. Pharaoh desperately clings to your leg in defeat, crying. Apophis feels a bit sad for her. The arrangement at the end sees you become apophis' husband, and the pharaoh becomes the head servant of you and your apophis' wife's new house. In other words, your shared concubine. Everyone is happy in the end.
it's okay to let your guard down. the foxes will hibernate soon
Gyaru vampires
Let's be honest. Sandworms are the ones that rule the sands, not some dusty, old pharaoh or some stinky, venomous apophis.
>>48250863But foxes don't hibern
>>48250863But fox mating season starts in a month.
>>48250877sandworms are fat
>>48250877they're more like a stage hazard than governance
>>48250860Take staffUse power for the Greater GoodForge lasting peace between snek and and desert hagBuild mighty empireSpend every day and night working tirelessly for the peopleAdvisors turn against you, led by your most trusted vizier in a completely unexpected betrayal "for your own good"Get graped by snek and ordered to marry by PharaohRetire to the countryside with new wife
>>48250881I'll need more wine if these generic foxes want to stand a chance.
>>48250877Going to need a lot of pizza for movie night
>>48250885Nah, they're the final boss.
>>48250929That DOES make sense.>Finally at the end of the Desert Level.>Feel the rumbling begin.>You walked WITH rhythm, and have attracted the worm.>Draw your bow.>Only the dread monster's tongue is unarmored, and if you're within melee range it's already too late.>The sandworm explodes majestically from the sands."Hiya, stranger! Be you in need of an oasis in this awful, above ground nightmare?"
>>48250929i thought they were a fast-travel point or a travelling vendor
>>48250960I bet she can't even see over the steering wheel.
>>48250929More like a forgettable midboss that can easily be cheesed by buying the sand shoes from the clothes shop in the northwest of the second town.
/jp/ is a blue board, why has an image with fully uncovered breasts been up for over a day?>>48239946
>>48251004Everyone loves harpie titty, even the mods.
>>48250992booster seats
>>48251052Look up her dress to see if she's smuggling illegal narcotics!
>>48251004Even worse, it's AI
>>48251058It's LOVE!?!?!? INTERROBANG
>>48250979Sandworms are the only creature that can survive the sulfur deserts. You have to tame one in order to pass through The Desolation.
>>48250687that do be the vibe yeah
>>48251104They're also the only creature that can survive the sulfur desserts. But she is VERY gassy afterwards.
>>48250996>t. Future Wormfood
>>48251141greenworm always gets her man
>>48251154We're all destined to become wormfood right?Whether it's too a greenworm, sandworm, wonderworm, or actual animal worms. So why not accept your fate now, get ahead of the curve, and pick which type of wormfood you become?Better to be wormfood to one of the former three than the last.
Why is it always on the mouse?
>>48251154Does she? She looks like she'd be slow
>>48251210She's shy about her body and wants you to be on top.
It's cold and the ideal time to cuddle a monster girl under the covers.Which one would you prefer, staying warm together with a fire girl or keeping an undead or ice girl warm?
>>48251315Selkies were literally made for this.
>>48249505This adventurer has two amazing treasures with her!
OK, real talk.Mamono wingspans are too small. WAY too small. These ladies are sometimes hundreds of pounds and they have these itty-bitty wings that fit in doorways.Where's my succubus with a 30'+ wingspan to accommodate her actual flight characteristics?I want a woman who casts a TERRIFYING SHADOW BELOW HER while in flight.Not these winglets.
>>48251315yetis in shambles
>>48251349haha, mamono mana go brrrBut I do need beeg wings for wing burritos
You should ALWAYS text or call Ms. Hebi everytime another woman interacts with you. Stay safe.
>>48251349Right here.
>>48251363You're so blinded by spite that you still posted a winglet.
>>48250960She delivers tofu, but there's always a few bites missing when it arrives
>>48251383
>>48251361Make sure to take pictures with woman for accurate reporting to hebiShe will love how meticulous you are
>>48251354Well technically, Yetis aren't ice elemental type even though they live in the coldest climates.
>>48251423Now, now, Miss Cheshire, some of these Hebi Husbands are so sheltered they're going to believe you!
>>48251315I tend to get cold easily, and I'd want to be with someone else on my wavelength. So, me and Miss Ghoul under a heat lämp.
>>48251361Gonna call a random Hebi from the shrine and tell her i'm chatting with another woman.
>>48251315Keeping a Zombie warm under the cover until we are both drenched in sweat
>>48251514I'm gonna call a random Hebi from the shrine and ask her to help me out with a secret LOVE mission--finding out where Miss Ryu would like me to take her on a date.Hebis are romantic and I think she'll help.
Deploying the snugglejubs
>>48251669>Snugglejubs are VERY meaty.>Operation is called "Rolling Thunder">Over a dozen Anon's married.Mission Succesful.
>>48239743
Dear Monster Girl Thread,Suck my dicks.<3,Miss Cheshire
>POV: You owe protection money to the Mofukuza and they've come to collect.
>>48251823why are these goons always so sweaty?
>>48251940They're *goons*, Anon. They spend all their time *gooning*.
What's the best monster girl for someone with an elbow fetish?
>>48251983Elbow? Macaroni or joint?
>>48251993As in the joint between arm and forearm
>>48252005Well, then I can't help you.
>>48251983Trolls, they are able to cover any and all fetishes known to man
>>48252061Perhaps, but some monster girls do certain things better. Like lamias and sandworms being good for folks with a tongue fetish.
Dinner is served.
Soon it will be cold enough to build fire.
>>48249505Balrog vs. dhampir vs. delf whip duels.First to get their clothes lashed off loses.No belts or zippers! Yes, miss dhampir, seriously. No, no exceptions.
>>48252061I don't think she can fulfill my incest fetish
>>48252211Are you sure about that?
xof
>>48252211You can get adopted by a Troll hag and impregnate her like there's no tomorrow, then you can make babies with your blood related sisterdaughters since it's part of their culture
Why are some people so obsessed on impregnating their mother/sister/grandma? I guess an aunt is fine but come on
You have DIED and gone to HELL! Now, you are at the mercy of QUEEN YAMA, the cruel and unforgiving judge of Hell! She gets to decide your fate and when she makes her decision, there's no saving you! She could condemn you to a Hell of eternal loneliness where you'll never know love or happiness if she wanted! It all depends on how much of a sinner you are when she weighs your soul.You better pray she has mercy on you...
>>48252315She seems like a massive dork, she's probably going to go "I sentence you to a hell of having your cock sucked by me for ETERNITY! BWAHAHAHAHA!" and then expect you to be very afraid.
>>48252315That reminds me. I wonder if we got anymore of that manga with King Enma as the little girl.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, prepare for snow, the ice queens have been waiting and soon their hour of ascendance shall come.....or at the very least they'll shift from loli-mode into ara-ara mode.
>>48252329Then you can't impregnate her if your cock never leaves her mouth, that's the punishment.>>48252360Le tits now.
I shall tame the wild Minotaur with Flamenco music and dance, for I am the greatest bull fighter
>>48252472>Dodging a minotaur while slicing her with a demon silver sword >Makes her more horny and desperate with each strike >It either ends with the bull fighter tackled and ridden >Or the mino bending over and begging for him to fuck her
>>48252555works pretty good on ushi too
Imagine tying a Monster up and tweaking her nipples and pussy to stimulate and edge her constantly, without letting her have a shred of dick or real satisfaction, and she can't break out of her binds to rape you. It's the perfect way to punish them.
>be me>meet a traveling merchant>cute human girl with yellow eyes and shadows around them>tell her about my fear of ushi-onis after the recent raid they did on the village over the hill>she offers to cell me pesticide designed to kill ushi-onis and other large insects>day finally comes>the ushis raid my town>one bursts into my house>spray her with the pesticide I bought from the girl>it only enrages and makes the ushi hornier>look at the can>a raccoon emblem with a heart appears on the side>look up at the ushi>"you're so fucked right now" she says with pure anger and lust in her eyesAnd that's how I ended up in a full body cast, why I'm being spoon fed, and how lost my virginity.
>>48252277i want to bite and eat the spooky lavender slime
how do i communicate to my momster that i want to have sex with her without having to actually talk about it with her or take any risk in any way
>>48252640Jesus christ did you ever stop suckling on those things
>>48252640Ask your momster/aunster to show you where babbies come from.
>>48252640>bemoan how none of the girls you know are really your type>start having movie/theater nights where you share a blanket>mention how much of a fondness you have for traits that belong to [her species]>next time she suggest striking out on your own, mention how much you don't want her to be alone and that you need to make up for all the years she took care of you>just stare a little too long sometimes>get her a ring for her birthday or anubismas
>Thought I could move up north and escape spooky spider girls >Only to find out undead spiders live up here Is there no place safe from the eight legged menace?
Thinkin' bout them deems. Where do they get off having nice thick spade tails to knock men off their feet with and wrap around them so they can't escape their grasp? forced against blueberry ass with no chance of escape as they tease you knowingly into signing their one sided contracts, the fiends.
>>48252892Just a kiss, they say. Then you've got a fat spade tail around your legs and wings around your back. And you think they're just going to stop at one?Truly diabolical creatures.
>>48252921I will kiss that spade. And then probably bury my face in those round blue titties, because I'm a weak man.
>>48252892>signing their one sided contractsImagine a demon so desperate she presents a contract that's one sided in your favor.
>>48252993>Demon Alencia’s Marriage ContractI’ll cook dinner and clean the dishes if you fuck me every night.>Sign here >_______
>>48252979I can certainly get behind giving her tail a nibble. Not much of a tits man, but I'd happily snuggle up next to her and be her wing burrito filling.>>48252993Nah. I'd want a one sided contract in her favor (at face value) but is still a perfectly loving relationship. GFD is perfection. Some of us are destined to be love slaves and that's okay.
>>48252921I will not take the L
To dom or not dom
>>48253030As they say: дом, милый дом
Are we back?
dedicated time tor dedicated tail rubbieskissing plump tailspressing your lips up against a spade and making her blush with loud wet smaksscratching monsters at the base of their tailsgently grabbing and tuggingroughly yankingusing tails for twirl moves during kitchen dancing
Mamonos are gay
>>48252921>zoomie demon presents you a contract filled with emojis and it's not like you can understand the actual words either
i hate danuki, they financially ruin and/or scam everyone
>>48253393This is a medieval view of trade, where value gained was lost by someone else. It was called mercantilism. But under capitalism, everyone profits! A rising tide raises all boats!Such is the way of the Danuki
I want to see a businesswoman become a demon
>>48253416>When you realise its not your company she wants... its you
>>48253016>Not much of a tits man, but I'd happily snuggle up next to her and be her wing burrito filling.Wings are amazing, especially demon ones, it's just that for some reason demon boobs specifically capture my attention like nothing else. Maybe it's just that in my rotten brain the whole seductress/temptress is firmly associated with boobs in particular (not that I don't appreciate other stuff, but you know).
>>48252104This is my fetish.
think of a movie sceneadd monstergirls/turn the monster involved into an MGhow the scene improved?
Your wives are having a shonen fight outside again.
>>48253486now is that 2 monstergirls brawling or a nerdy hakutaku and Salamander discussing powerlevels?
>>48253478Now when I get my head eaten and chest impregnated the girl is cuter.
>>48253478Be honest, you just want to fuck the xenomorph
>>48253499Could be both at the same time. The hakutaku happens to know some crazy martial arts.
>>48253478>Benny's death in mummy 2MASS kephri gangrape
>>48253478Event Horizon>They're with us, Onii-chan...That and it was said that the lost footage made even the most depraved inhabitants of Pandemonium uneasy.
>>48253486I love my weird kunoichi wife.
>>48253486>kunoichi mothers explaining their children's techniques as they fight
>>48253559High attrition rate. Only the strong survive.
>could you make a shonen peanut gallery out of MG sex?
>cult tries to sacrifice virgin man>summoned demon takes sacrifice before they kill him
>find echidna dungeon>outside is a sign>"DUNGEON OF THE MOTHER SNAKE, NO SPEEDRUNNERS PLEASE, GLITCHLESS ADVENTURERS ONLY
>>48253704What if your soul was stuffed in lich hole instead.
>>48253734Im sure she can fix your bodyshe is a necromanser, fucking with souls would be her thingunless she's keeping your soul in her special place...
>>48253719What do you mean by glitch?
>>48253744Yes, you've been unbirthed.
>>48253750from what ive seen of speed running>the Mario/zelda kind where certain actions lead you directly to the final battle or after it>the sonic kind where you get catapulted across the stage by intentionally clipping into a wall
>>48253441She wants your company, just the different meaning of the word.
The Order has their Luche, don't they?
>>48253719>You made a friend at school!>Her name is Gertie and she's an Ushi Oni.>Invites you to her house to play vidya.>You're in.>Get your dad to drop you off after school.>Knock on the door.>Weird vibe--her family must have money, though. Place looks huge.>After a while, the front door slowly opens and you see an irritated-looking goblin.>"No solicito--oh, hey, little boy. Are you lost?""Is this the Echidna residence?" you ask, confused.>"Well, yes.""I'm here to see Gertie!">"What?""I know her from school.">"Oh, for fu...fudge's sake. Hold on.">She shuts the door.>The wait is unbearable. What's going on?>Two minutes later she reopens it.>"I got you an escort down to Gertie's room. Do everything that she tells you to do and don't touch anything. ANYTHING.">Behind the goblin you see a sullen-looking teenage girl. She must be Gertie's oomukade older sister.>The oomukade looks at you disdainfully.>"C'mon, kid. Name's Sadie. I'll take you to Gertie.">It takes over half an hour for you and Sadie to get to Gertie's room.>Most of the people in the house seem really surprised to see you AND to be various older sisters of Gertie.>Sadie actually has to carry you a few times to get you across pits and other holes in the floor.>You feel a little bad--all of Gertie's family has to live in one home and it's got holes all over, plus broken stuff you can't touch.>She never seemed poor at school, but she must be.>Finally get all the way to Gertie's room.>She's incredibly excited to see you, and you have a lovely time playing vidya--she's about your skill level, so it's quite enjoyable.>Eventually, it's time to go home, and Gertie volunteers to take you back to the exit.>"Don't worry, Anon! I can carry you over all the pit traps," she says, flexing her muscles."Pit traps?"
>>48252640The greatest proof of motherly love is to give birth to her son's baby, at the same time the greatest proof of love from a son to a mother is to let her mother give birth to his children. I bet that's how mother's day is celebrated in MGEland.
>Wurmy loved her friend Miss Dragon>Even if Miss Dragon was a grouch with a temper issue>Always yelling and shouting and breathing fire>Wurmy always thought she should smile more>She watched with great interest then, as Miss Dragon ended up with that one human in armor>The armor looked very tasty by the way>All metallic and yummy iron >Anyway, over the year Wurmy was pleased to see Mrs (not Miss apparently) Dragon lighten up>Stopped shouting so much. Started asking how people's days were. Smiled even as she flew past>Mr Dragon too is very nice. He got lost in the mountains and wurmy helped burrow him back to Mrs Dragon's cave.>Told him all about human traditions. She told him all about wurm traditions, including the wurmings, wurmsday, wurming dervishes, the jormunwurmdr, and other related old wurm's tales>Apparently it's a human tradition to give eachother a gift on the anniversary of marriage>Pretty cute. Wurmy wasn't married, but she figured she should give the couple a gift anyway, just in case that gift giving included her. >But what to give?>What do humans always need? >Ah yes. Belts. For their pants. Wurm didn't know what pants felt like but if she could wear pants she would! >Anyway, that dark elf merchant was always selling belts>Fluffy belts. Black leather belts. Belts with diamond studs on them. >All of them were very small belts. Wurmy couldn't fit it around her waist. It was barely the size of her scaled neck. >Too small for Mr Dragon perhaps, but it'll have to do>He's a little small anyway, beneath all that tasty armor. I'm sure it'll fit just fine. >Wurm scene transition>That went well>Were humans supposed to turn red when they were happy?>All the humans she knew were red in the face when they held hands with their wives, so presumably yes>Mrs Dragon was very happy. Such a toothy fanged smile when she saw the belt.>They did ask wurmy to leave soon after for some privacy>Wurmy did a good deed that day.
>>48254294Didn't read plus wormy is stupid
>>48254294Good that she picked a fitting size.>>48254311Don't bully Wormy.
>Anubutt
You must kiss the vampire's feet to pledge loyalty. No they don't smell.
>>48254473Lolinubis with a big butt in a tiny pelvic curtain is a sight to behold.
>>48254473
>>48254905imagine licking the sweat off balrog's thighs.
yooooooo finally some good fucking spam of same shit that posted in previous threadnow only if it was gachaslop...
>>48254945more interested in licking spicy tail
>>48254951>now only if it was gachaslop...I gotchu, senpai>>48254838
>>48254961I'd give her tail bulb a nibble, right after I huff her sweaty cleavage. Flaming monsters have perks.
>Creepy hebi>First encounter>Coils around you>No hugs, no kisses, no sexo>Brings the end of her tail between your faces>Forces you to eat out her cloaca >Gives you a creepy smile as you do>Breathes heavily >Coils tighter around you and eyes get crazier the longer it goes
Meow
>>48255001>I am the Kiki who arranges the blocks
>>48255081maybe we'd be better offif we brought down anon's shorts.
giant alaskan husky husky kikis>People often ask my giant alaskan kiki 'where is your master?'>she just smiles, taps her nose and says I'm not at home in a thick accent.>they always leave, although some question the strange movements under her corset, and the muffled noises from her cleavage
Don't forget to water your plants.
>>48255258id rather claustro water me in her fluids
>>48255104A dragon sniffing an owl was not something I expected to see today
Girl Failure dark mage?
so at this point he's just posting humans, lmaoand since this shit isn't getting deleted, one has to assume it's somehow on topic and relevant
What are they laughing about?
>>48255390What kind of human has pointy ears and horns?
>>48255541>>48255390Fuck, mean to reply to >>48255464
>>48255541>>48255284Kill yourself.
>>48255541I have long known that elves were really just humans who had unfortunate ear stretching incidents at a young age and tried to play it off as something cool.
>>48255555That post was thirty minutes before yours and you didn't reply to them directly, so you shouldn't be surprised when some people get confused.
Pick a spooder.
>>48255284I have massive respect for you posting what you like. Don't listen to the haters. That's as good as any dark mage.
>>48255597Weebers are the best, as usual.
>>48253478>milf t-rex girl breaking through a jeep's glass roof to get to two children insideUhhhhhhh, hot i guess?
>>48255597The one that tries to catch me.
A spider moved into my garage.I'm scared guys. I need to get to my car but she's right there. Watching the door. What if she drops from above when I make a dash for it?
>>48255600>I have massive respect for you posting what you like.Except if its lolis or alps.We hate pedos and trannies here!
>>48253719>"Anon you can't just add a 500 meter corridor with a heavy machine gun at the far end, it's not a fair challenge."
>>48255655>if he wants to claim my daughter, he has to be worthyspiteful dads would probably design kaizo dungeons to fuck with explorers
surely a hag echidna who's been lonely for so long would give a young, spry hero some hints and assists to help him get to her.
>>48255621>We hate pedosDid you get lost on your way to Reddit?
>>48253719Questionhow would you speen run a dungeon if the dungeon is complete and the echidna's already married?
>>48255668Never accept the quest from the mysterious lady with glowing eyes in the corner of the guild hall, it's ALWAYS monster marriage entrapment. They always be like "oh brave hero, my (object of affection/worth) was stolen and sent to the bottom of this dungeon! Please help me!" And it'll just be them waiting for hot hero snex
>>48255693you get the secret ending if you speedrun to get to her room before she does.
>>48255597I'll take the OBT. Permanently aggro redhead.
>>48255597I think I'll go hang out in the trap
>>48255671Desert Bapho with her sabbath of little brown girls draped in gold and transparent veils is probably the second best branch after Momonika.
>>48255597>JumperLikes to glomp. Alternates between being hyper and just watching>TrapperLooks intimidating but secretly hasn't gotten over her glomp phase. Also, spider mofu.>GirtabliliuSomewhat timid as fuck. Like handholding along with the quick, surprise peck.>WeaverLoves the trapped prey approach, but secretly only uses it as a means to shower you with love nibbles.
>>48255597I think a jumper is the most spooder I could handle but they're always tiny so I'm going to need a megaporphosis potion or at least some holst milk to go with her.
>tfw when you you snog anon
>>48255840This is the correct expression, buddy. As he stands there mesmerized.
Monsters lied to me when they said they were a lesbian couple
>>48255965They didn't, they just need you to stud for them. Not the pack of werewolves you signed up for, but it could be worse.
>>48256141If you're going to have a harem I'm of the opinion that the girls baing almost as into each other as they're into you is for the better anyway.
>>48255840Eating fish and chips off of Cheshy's TummyHand Feeding her Deep Fried Fish and Hushpuppies while repeatedly demolishing her cooch and booty. Finished off with a mind erasing cat tongue clean up.
Hey nerd, game of the year awards are on.
>Hebi wife that has a collection of locks of your hair>You're bald>She was stalking you back when your were in college and before>Hebi wife that has a collection of your old cum rags from before you were married>She blue-fired you on your first meeting because you cheated on her with a cloth>Yes, it still counts as cheating because you should have known that she was your soul mate despite you not knowing of her existence at the timeAnons who have crazy and/or weird monster wives. What batshit insane stuff has your monster wife done to you due to her unhealthy obsession with you?
>>48256351>Still playing NESI doubt she gives a flying fuck about modern games. We grinding though Double Dragon, Punch-Out, and Super Mario Bros 3 tonight!
say something about hatter
>>48256384She's not the worst Wonderland girl - that's humpty egg - she's only the second worst!
>>48256384i bet she makes some bangin tea
>>48256357
>>48256431Silly snek.
mad
>>48256545yeah but heels though
>>48256559interesting that despite her name, all anyone ever wants to talk about is below her waist.she has cute feet.
>>48256559>rpg_madhatterCan't wait to see her in the game!
>>48256571i cant wait for the chesh figure
What sort of cute faces would hellhounds make while fucking them doggy style
>>48256571Tomorrow.
>>48256384I wish to repeatedly take her hat and place it upon the heads of random human women.
>>48256530I bet that fox is a dork.
>>48256749a noble cause, but miss hatter will have to go without her hat...Walking with miss hatter WITHOUT her hat BECAUSE she did her hair up really fancy and cute BUT she's got a cute parasol and acts all dainty with you, holding your hand with the cleverest smile on her face
>>48256719>Tomorrow I'll
>>48256765It's okay, hats grow back.
>>48256765>a noble cause, but miss hatter will have to go without her hat...We've talked about this before and I now headcanon that there's a little mushroom beanie underneath that grows into a new hat. Technically this would mean she's missing a chunk of hair, but does it matter when the hat stays on no matter what?
>>48256776headcanon time (get it?)>Do hatters grow their own hats?Hatters are known to grow their own hats. This is an important part of their lives. Growing their first hat is seen as a rite of passage, as is the initial act of a mother giving a hatter her first hat - often a hat that has been worn over generations and has some memories of each member of the family stored within. While most hatters prefer to grow their own hats, there is an understandable need in the busy modern day to have a variety of hats. Often, things go in and out of season quickly, so the so called half-hatted approach was created. The half-hatted approach is the ingraining of mushrooms and spores into an already existing hat, as opposed to creating one from scratch. It can be challenging to tell the difference between these two types of hat, and you can cause great offense by claiming a unique grown hat is a half-hatted created one.>What about a young hatter's first hat? Is that mishapen and floppy?I think they would definitely have a floppy, mishapen hat to start offThey lack the forethought and want to do something impressiveThe process of growing a hat is not what you might expect. Yes, a hatter can have a misshapen hat on her head for weeks at a time, just growing there off her body and the mana provided from her husband. This is not particularly stylish, however, and puts the hat at risk of being damaged by her every day life. Far more common is for a hatter to nurture the hat in a patch of soil, and to then shape it as it grows until it is ready for harvest. A simple gust of air from her can contain enough spores to seed on the correct medium. It is then a slow process of several weeks to months of cutting, pruning, providing mana and watering. It combines the arts of millinery with gardening and magicraft. Some use modern technology and chemicals to aid them. Others enjoy the traditional approaches used for generations. Yet others collaborate on hats, either as family or as friends.she pours a bunch of "Quick Hat Growth Serum" on it
>>48255464If you want girls that lean a little more on the monster side you only have to ask.
Consider
>>48256867what long ears she has
>>48256906Is that good or bad?
>>48256918Very good.
Consider silver foxes
>>48256952
>>48256952Sorry, pink or bust
>>48257030>cheshire when she asks if I'd rather eat her pussy or her tits.
>>48256984Damn hags
>>48257041
>>48257041If the hag is tall enough they eventually evolve out of sweater napping into skirt napping
>>48257080entrapped in a tall fox's clothing while she sits on a pillow, forced to breathe through her stuffy butt.
>>48257081If ran is to be believed, all foxes, especially hags, have crotch mofu
>>48257092I seek for what is behind and beneath all their mofu. The fox butt.
>>48256952Impregnating hags should be a sport, that way you get rid of the Hagville birthrate crisis
>>48257098Imagine the doping>all octuplets minimumWhat have you done
>>48257095>The fox buttthe forbidden mofu...
>>48250318Are you some kind of cult leader trying to get me to forfeit my eternal soul to the infernal powers?Because I'd like to put in a good review.
>>48257102>What have you doneSinglehandedly corrected the city's demographic crisis. Granted, in 25 years it'll come back 8 times as bad, but...
>>48257116Before>crying because kissless hugless virgin, tantrum every time they see someone with a kidAfter>crying because she cant hold all her kids at once
just fuck the fox in the butt. she won't get pregnant and you'll have a great time.
>>48257134She will just port it into her womb, damn tricksy fockses
>>48257134But I don't wanna fuck the fox, I wanna fuck the wolf!
>>48257141an honest fox would rather you pregnate her willingly. have you considered fucking the honest ginger fox rather than the tricky silver fox?
>>48257148>you are inside two foxes
>honest fox
>>48257129This is why you should exclusively fuck octopi or, better, squids.This post was paid for by the Community for Cumming Cephalopods.
>>48257278Dont octopi die after giving birth? how can i prevent such a tragedy?
>>48257289zomboctopus
>>48257289Monsters aren't actual animals so she ain't gonna die, but if she's being a melodramatic sourpuss you can always bone her until she forgets how silly she was being.
If a thunderbird/raiju tries to molest me, I'll simply play ride the lightning.
>>48256708this hound is getting dommed
>>48257191Hey, she's very honest about what she wants to do! I can trust her on that!
>>48257361i'll escape through her legs.
>>48253765don't forget the Elder Scrolls kind where you drink a potion that makes you better at brewing potions so you brew a potion that makes you even better at making potions and so on until you make the potions to max out all your stats and give you 999999 of everything and you just breeze through any encounteror the Dark Souls kind, where parrying someone then jumping at them while putting a set of gaudy butterfly wings on lets you run right over the bottomless pit as if you could fly, skipping most of the dungeon and it's final boss that doesnt even spawn inor the Dragon Quest/any NES game kind where you manipulate the encounter RNG value to give you rare metal and gold slimes then manipulate the critical attack probability RNG to defeat it and get a lot of EXP way earlier than you're supposed to, or just skip all that and arbitraty code execution it so now you're playing a whole different game on the same cartrigeit all skips the pleasures of traditional monstergirl romance though so i don't prefer it to normal "intended" adventuring
>>48253765>>the Mario/zelda kind where certain actions lead you directly to the final battle or after itACE is really hardcore. That Pokemon Yellow TAS is like meeting a Lilim so powerful that she's a reality warper.
>>48256151Yeah i would vastly prefer my wives be in love with each other also over just tolerating each other
Limbutt
>>48257367>instantly grabbed by her tailsFOOL
>>48257576Look at the size of that tail, that's clearly and Alplim
Challenge: failing to heart-pupil when called a good boyVictory: further pets and "good-boys" until failure is achievedDefeat: kisses
>>48257581That's impossible, everyone knows Lilims don't have friends.
>hakutaku claims she has vast knowledge on how to seduce and date any racePsssh, she wouldn't know the first thing about how to seduce and date a human like me. I'm gonna smugly tell her she couldn't possibly marry a guy like me by the end of the year if she tried and challenge her to prove me wrong. She literally can't!
>>48257578Not to mention the clamping force of hag legs. You'd have an easier time escaping through an alligator's maw.
>>48257518This gets very complicated with one or more hebi in the mix.
>>48257576Smack it. She won't see it coming
>>48257578>>48257625I trip her as I escape! Now nothing is between me and freedom except for her falling ass first on my-
>>48257581>Fat tail = AlpWhat's the reasoning here?
Imagine anon who somehow got into and safely live in pandemonium without getting got. Imagine the monsters that randomly detect the presence of a single man randomly every once in a while unable to figure out from where.
>>48257652It's losenis, all his girls are alps except they don't lose the dick.
>>48257652A forced meme
>>48257653>Visiting your relatives in Pandemonium means you will gett gawtYou need to touch (demonic aphrodisiac) grass, son.
>>48257660>Losenis is basedI find that hard to believe.
>>48257668If you got monsters in the family, they are probably gonna make you fuck your cousin
>>48257648And thus anon became a father of 12
>>48257692playing dress up with a hag
>>48239859
Good news, you get hebi.Bad news, you get two hebi. They're conjoined twins.
>>48257619why are demonfags so cozy?
>>48257706Amphisbaena?
>>48257576I love lim
>>48257676Spotted the Orderite. Everyone in Pandemonium is literally too busy fucking to force any form of raep or incest. My cousin's raep schedule has me booked for 10 million years (Pandemonium local) from now at the soonest. Checkmate, Orderites!
What "no dick" does a chesh
What if demons wore pencil skirts?
>>48257729Those are so last millenium. Demons wear eraser skirts now.
>>48257729i prefer demons in goofy pajamas
What monsters would be most awkward to be cousins with
>>48257667Ah, I thought it was some form of dick conservation, perhaps due to one of the two defining acts of homosexuality in MGE.
>>48257673He was a good writer who branched off into art. Only problem is he likes to draw chicks with dicks way too often.
>>48257744Anything that enjoys>swallowing people>permanently having sex with the man they sweaternapped>frequently publicly milks people>shoving tentacles up asses to greet people, including you
>>48257729They'd be perfect for doing this.https://www.pussyspace.com/vid-4498762-anri-okita-erotic-tights-fhd-part-3/
>>48257744>GenieYou learn to live a life without wishes, but only during the holidays.
>>48257781>pussyspaceLooks like a highly reliable site.
>>48257759Eww, what a fag. Like yourself I know that dicks on manly beefy men is the superior aesthetic.
>>48257742How goofy are we talking?
>>48257845Oversized long eared rabbit with tail and everyithing kind of goofy.
>>48257845Behold a fearsome monster of the night
