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Guys, I'm so excited! My Parsee Fumos are already shipped and estimated to arrive Monday! Ahhhh I can't wait to have my girl!!

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Oh, and to answer the question, it's because SOME people just can't appreciate Parsee for how wonderful she really is

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Canon btw

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>>48285203
>Parsee Fumos
Plural? How many, exactly?

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>>48284441
parsley's fallen onto hard times after the 'incident'

>>48285842
Is Parsey going to say nigger word every time she gets mad?

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Parsley a beautiful

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>>48285772
Two! One for the Fumo shelves and one to carry around, cuddle, and have fun with!

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Last night I dreamed of Parsee and today is my birthday. Today is a good day.

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>>48288565
Happy B-Day Anon! I'm glad you had such a nice dream. Hope you have a good rest of your day!

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>>48288274
Make sure those Fumos don't get jealous of each other. Best luck to you, Anon!
>>48288565
Best luck to you Anon as well!

I finally murdered someone last night. There was a sleeping homeless guy and I hit his head with a five pound hammer I keep in my car. I don't know why I'm confessing it here. Just to taunt you.

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>>48289170
What the fuck Anon. Sweet 'ol Parsee threads aren't the kind of place to make those kinds of jokes. Unless you're not joking...in which case what the fuck.

>>48289187
I lied to you.

>>48289170
Parcheesi please... Mokou isn't a hobo and you didn't kill her.

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>>48289208
H-How you betray my trust like that!? I believed in you Anon...

>>48289257
I'm an attention whore.

>fucking parsley
how much of a waifu hipster do you gotta be to go for the bitch with like only one minor appearance in the 2nd worst 2hu game ever (SA)

>>48289315
Love is blind, anon.

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>>48289315
>disliking a character due to low amount of appearances
Actual retardation
>2nd worst 2hu game ever
Shit taste and filtered.

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>>48289315
You're clearly too naive to understand the appeal of a girl like Parsee. How pitiful!

>>48289315
>only one minor appearance
DS? SoPM? While not exactly much, but it is still more then pure SA that Parsee draws from.
Moreover, doujin nature of Touhou is pushing towards filling the gaps of canon with fanon. If you don't get it, go look at Momiji or Koakuma and see how even sprite-only midboss may entrench itself in popular mind.

>>48285477
is this true anons??

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paru paru in the Zone

Post more yuri

>>48285842
ebic memes aside, I really like how she looks with the cat ears headset.

>>48285203
grats anon, did you manage to buy them from a reseller or straight from amiami? personally i got mine from a reseller using buyee for around 40 bucks

Paizuri

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>>48295748
I've had them preordered from AmiAmi since the moment they went up. It's been a loooong wait, but it's finally almost over!

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>>48295979
Naizuri*

>>48289315
i am saviorfag

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>>48296592
Parsee should know better than to get jealous of other girls being more well endowed while showing off her armpits on /jp/ of all places.
Any sane person would lose their composure at such an erotic sight!

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>>48296592
Parcheesi is peak sexiness,,,

>>48296592
telling parsee her assets are okay and avoiding giving her body issues! (not really but what can you do)

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>>48297297
JUST okay??? Wording Anon, wording! If you phrase it like that Parsee will get the wrong idea behind what you said and she'll get the impression that you're unsatisfied with her! No, you gotta tell her that her body's the best! There's nobody more sexy than Parsee!

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>>48298236
She's cute for sure, but the best? Well… uh… I think it's just a little more accurate to say she's… just a few steps from the top amongst the underground population.

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>>48298312
surely it's just a slimming effect from her form fitting underclothes

Actually, Parsee has fat tits and she's jealous of other girls who have more reasonable chests. She hates how her's are so heavy, how they sag, they're obnoxious lumps of fat.

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>>48298975
Either way, I'd be there to help her hold them up and act as her support.

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>page 9

>>48303289
please understand, the 3dpd generals and vtuber threads are essential

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Parfrens, they made it! And they're omegacute! It seems like forever ago that I placed the preorder, but now I can finally hold Parsee for reals!

>>48306360
Why did you- oh I get it. One is for taking pictures of and the other is for cumming on.

>>48306750
Parsee can clone herself you cumbrained midwit, she uses it in a Spell Card. Same reason you'd buy four Flans.

>>48306795
I think it'd be less expensive to buy four onaholes but you do you

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>>48306750
Anon we all remember that one plebbit psyop, we're not falling for it this time.

Captcha: GAY 484
lmao

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>>48308723
>plebbit psyop
I was asleep, what was the plebbit psyop?

>>48309506
You know that thread with the horrible misquote and the totally not done for clout story of that guy fucking his 10ko fumo?
that

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I wonder how she can be this perfect, I don't know, but what I know is that I want to marry her

Paru is for anal

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<3

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>>48312663
Nah, she's for lovey-dovey vanilla.
Imagine the untamed bush...

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Paru is about to open this box!

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>>48318687
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>48318687
>>48318746
This is not Parsee.

>>48312697
Paru doesn't put any effort into her appearance yet seethes about much hotter girls!

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paru paru...

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Parurururururururururururu

>>48319074
imagine the smell

New Thread
>>48330386
>>48330386
>>48330386

>>48342902
Very pretty, both scenery and character. But those are flower petals, right? How did those flowers bloom underground?

>>48347215
In SA Marisa asks Yuugi why it's snowing in the underground and Yuugi basically says "idk it just is"
That works for flower petals too

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>>48351783
>>48347215
Can't let common sense hold you back in Gensokyo!

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>>48347215
It's explained in WaHH Chapter 28

>>48352028
Bird holocaust by natural stone projectiles formed from corpses? Grimsokyo confirmed.

>>48352028
Nice. Artist remembering about small details is always a blessing.

>>48353776
Happens rarely and few appreciate it, but yeah

>>48352911
I want to pump angry paru

Paru exists only for yuri
It's the only way she'll be satisfied

>>48357101
Her jealousy face is very plapabble

>>48312697
ow, you can't easily see, but parsee is pouting!
so cute!

>>48370039
A cat is fine too

I wanna nibble on Parcheesi’s pointy ears. I wonder if she’d get mad at me…

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>>48374028
Don't lewd the puru-see

>>48374125
Probably, but she'll get horny too.

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Parpar a cute

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>>48389011
I love fanarts depicting Parsee in original hashihime get up.

>>48384103
I want to rape yandere Par

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Parsee's sexycute body...

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Paru's smile warms my heart

>>48284441
It must be nice being loved.
Threads for other 2hus get far more attention because they're soooo cute, talented and likeable, right? I mean, even the anons ITT are browsing them as we speak. It must be nice, real nice... it's not like they've had it too good for too long, right? A LITTLE MISERY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON THEM, RIGHT? PERHAPS EVEN BETTER THAN IT DOES ON ME! I BET THEY'D EVEN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!
But you wouldn't leave, now would you?

What does Parsee smell like?

>>48418558
Not too nice, aside from living underground she'd probably smell kinda sweaty. She'd use expired deoderant that did a mediocre job covering her BO. She wouldn't smell awful, but if you got pretty close to her you'd smell her scent from her armpits. She wouldn't care most of the time since it's not like anyone really cares to hang out with her often.

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>>48418596
Damn, that sounds hot.

>>48420050
No, femcels who smell are not hot actually

>>48418596
Bathe the Paru

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>>48418596
This is slander Parcheesi bathes often and smells nice

>>48418596
Not just her pits. Parsee doesn't bother shaving and is one of those girls who takes days to change her panties, she can't smell anything and it's not like anyone comes visiting it. Get too close to her and you'd definitely notice a stuffy, slightly sour and musky smell thick with girl pheromones wafting out of her clothes. Just a hint of it though.

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>>48428163
Anon, please...
You don't need to sell me on Parcheesi any more, I've already fallen hard for her...

>>48433852
I need a Parsee like this

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>>48418558

>>48420050
>>48429195
For your lack of care for kegare accumulation, you desrve to be thrown to Former Hell. I hope you reach the bridge.

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>>48443741
Ironic that Former Hell would become my New Heaven~!

>>48433852
Why would Parsee be jealous with a rack like that?

>>48444063
Licking Paru's flat chest

>>48428149
Cute

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Is it true?

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Parurururu

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>>48461606
Purururu

Prse

Canonically lesbian

Parsee stores jealousy in her breasts

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>>48479931
You'd like it to be that way.

>>48480668
Having a Parsee like this is easily a heaven to have in former hell

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PARU!!!!!!!!!

>>48480668
Too chubby

>>48485521
What did you think would happen when you gave Parsee a computer and she spent days at her desk on SNS, engorging herself on jealousy from it? Now that the kappa cut off her internet, you have to take responsibility

>>48484547
Oh my goodness, nipples!

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Fumo Parsee watches the thread and reads ALL of your posts! What does she think?

>>48488234
Hello Parsee you are so cute!

>>48488234
Paizuri

>>48488234
She's glad whenever she sees yurifriends and gets angry when she sees shitposting hettards

>>48488234
Cute Paruru

>>48488234
She probably wonders what that number changing from 1 to 10 at the bottom-right corner means. And if she should be jealous at not having it low, or at not having it high.

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I want to be with Parcheesi so bad...

>>48503009
I see her god damn bald pussy

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>>48503017
Don't act like you don't love it.

>>48488234
I didnt expect parsee fumo to smile

>>48503122
I don't think Paru should be for sexual at all, she is for seething jealousy while better hus get some

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>>48503231
It's probably based on her ZUNart, which has her smiling. I would've personally gone with the blushes too for extra added cuteness, but the only one that has had those is that LW Yuyuko, so they're probably wanting to keep the regular series Fumos more simpler, so whatever.

>>48503252
canon parsee is actually happy... i'm so glad...

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>>48506274
Yeah, it's funny how most depictions of Parsee are as a seething and spiteful bitter gal, when in SA she's this slightly snarky jealous girl who's still kinda weirdly upbeat.

>>48509213
And in FDS she's a happy girl in a sapphic relationship with the spider!

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>>48509213
You can thank Akyuu on that:
>She seems unexpectedly cheerful and normal when you talk to her directly, but what is going on in her heart is a completely different story. Afterward, she will talk about you behind your back, or start resenting you. Very unpleasant.

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>48509229
...
Just give it a rest already man.
>>48509257
You know, there's something enticing about toxic girls I can't really explain...

>>48509213
Personally I really like the thought that Parsee would be nice and friendly on the outside but when I get to know her in private she starts bitterly venting about her jealousy of everyone, but then back to seeming very nice in public. It's the two-facedness of her jealousy which adds to her appeal.

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Bump!
It's mine.

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>>48517126
Mine too.

>>48517126
>>48517311
Woah I didn't know you posted here Yamame

>>48517126
>>48517311
I did that

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Imagine the sex with Parsee though...

>>48524833
I bet she would complain about how easy it is for men to cum.

>>48524833
I need angry sex with Parsee

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I wish Parsee would visit me at Christmas

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>>48538601
May we all have a Parsee GF to spend the holidays with, someday...

>>48524833
The sex she has with Yamame...

Finally people now understand that parsee x yamame is better than parsee x yuugi

lmao Parsee's thread about to die on Christmas, how fitting

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Merry...