What does /jp/ think of dorks?
https://youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs?si=0VC4R1yEoOzKtQ3amay i see your panties?
what manga is this image from?
https://youtu.be/-9yYJ6ZAYns?si=GWZE38CySpCWCIPO
>>48348248Oh look it's the useless shrine maiden
>>48342348https://youtu.be/rmadSGJCzo8?si=WQIK9qPvVCZyXMU_
https://youtu.be/OQqK1klCizU?si=Lzbt1_4ONsBAbRd5
>>48352544What is the meaning of this?
>>48343604touhou
“It appears my superiority has led to some controversy”
https://youtu.be/FpA707p7w9A?si=sa7QRlTlO6b0oEvN
>>48357845Renko is easily the alpha dork of Touhou.
https://youtu.be/gZ_kez7WVUU?si=DIew9i_Dm0Nkm8p7
https://youtu.be/pgXozIma-Oc?si=YebC4RTmSA2S9Lpr
>>48357091not sure if it is sarcasm but I know it's Touhou, but I wanted to know specifically what manga because reverse image search only leads me to pinterest
>>48358305>but I wanted to know specifically what mangaits touhou, anon
>>48357845Would Renko and Youmu get along if they met?
>>48358305What if the manga is literally called "Touhou"?
https://youtu.be/_vG_mTt6hCs?si=SHiya9AX2V2vb3IN
>>48358606YesRenko would go on and on about her science crap and youmu would not understand any of it and tune her out but would still make it look like she's listening
>>48343604>>48358305You don't know petenshi?
https://youtu.be/HZs3eX3W78k?si=-5xDaMZs82V_rsl5
>>48358606Can you imagine how excited Renko would be to talk to a half-ghost, considering her theories about matter?
https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU?si=YE5xcNRIi_Ycg_GL
https://youtu.be/82QuFhr_ABc?si=B_kdT-NWoxkmVOgO
https://youtu.be/1uYWYWPc9HU?si=lyRcYJgA3CLLAU6K
Rate my autism.https://youtu.be/QL66HvFL2H0
>>48359519Your autism
>>48358158Why are there so many variations of this image?
https://youtu.be/p3oe4vlkoHE?si=9uK9HhsedkJdLypb
https://youtu.be/Iq3zo432sAU?si=LvmrIdgjaqa7_NJb
>>48357845renko only "wins" at the dork scale because in the outside world most things a 2hu does are a crime.
Samurai Dork
>>48365436Metal Dork Rising
The pleasure of dorking inside
“Those guys are dorks.”“Yes, but they’re my dorks.”
If you're not careful, Youmu will start to ramble on and on about all topics, quirks, and aspects regarding gardening. This can go for over 6 hours at least.
>>48370421Someone in a previous Yommers thread mentioned the idea of a manga focused around shenanigans involving Youmu and gardening and I'm still thinking about it. I'd love to see a chapter about Youmu and bonsai tree caring.
>>48370421It's a hazardous job for her
>>48357845Dork with a sword or Dork with a gun?
>>48375908What about Dork with a Dork?
>>48375944Dirk Dork Dressed as a Different Dork?
>>48375991Dango Dork?
Yes, yes, that's rather cute of you Youmu and Renko, but I believe we all know who rightfully deserves to have a thread dedicated to her.
>>48376293MS Alice is the dorkiest Alice
>>48376293Literally who?
>>48376293Just *a* thread anon? Not seven or more? Why stop there when you can have a whole board of Alice?
>>48376735I'm going to Alice
Ronin Dork
>>48376735A L I C EL CI IC LE C I L A
>>48361150Hot asf
Sleeping dork
>>48388923damn erotic Youmudoesn't even realize how vulnerable she is
>>48389820Sleeping defenseless Youmu…
>>48370637That manga could also frequently feature Yuuka as the dedicated flower autist giving advice to the garden autist
Confessing dork
I'm going to give this nerd a wedgie.
>>48388923look at her faceshe's dreaming about snuggling on your lap
Inappropriate workplace shenanigans with dork
>>48391618A Youmu/Yuuka sol gardening doujin would be sweet.
>>48391618I can see Yuuka going into the Netherworld to see its pure flowers. I do wonder if she and Yuyuko know each other given that Yuuka is like Yukari old
cute dork
Glad to see dorkposting is still alive and well after all these years.
>>48405083Where are her super reflexes now?
Winter dork
Guys I think there's something wrong with my Youmu
There was a thread a month back that calculated which 2hu was the dorkiest and some put Sanae over Youmu but I still don't believe it.
>>48411911That's because whoever did the calculation for Youmu didn't dig deep enough for points.Kogasa, Youmu, Renko, Sanae are all up there, though
If Youmu is the Dork Empress, who is the Dork Queen then?
>>48412224renko is just too strong. if at least she failed in her "romantic hijinks" like alice...
>>48412224To Kogasa's benefit, at least being a blacksmith is a pretty cool job.
>>48417184Swordfighting is also cool, most of the dorks have a lot of cool things about them. The line between coolhu and dorkhu is very thin.
>>48413801For me, it's a close tie between Renko and Sanae
Honestly? I think Remilia is probably the biggest dork.
>>48418604>Saying this while she has an even bigger dork than her living under the same roof
>>48418658Patchouli is a nerd, but she's not really much of a dork. Not even close.
>>48418604She has way too much competition
Cute sword dork
Gun dork
Youmu wearing flats without socks all day -- I bet her feet would be absolutely COOKED!
>>48428673>>48429104Dorks are dangerous...
>>48436803Be threatened by this dork!
>>48436803Very dangerous
>>48430374What if you were really tiny and she stepped on you with her Youmfeet?
>>48436899Ha, imagine if you called her cute and treated her like a baby and she got all puffed up! It would be so funny, and CUTE!!!! I just want to fall asleep with a puffy youmu in my arms under a warm blanket...
>>48411911>>48412224If I remember correctly, it was because they put the first numbers to appear, which in Youmu's case was the minimum possible and in Sanae's case was the maximum possible
>>48437630Bigger the breasts smaller the brain so sanae wins, but the reverse is not true so youmu is also up there
>>48418604how
>>48437650how that explains renko?
>>48438291I dont think he thought it through because then Okuu or Urumi or Yukari or Byakuren would be #1
Is Chiyari a dork?
>>48439393She's very carefree about everything and is pretty much a NEET so I don't think so
>>48438291Renko is very much explained by "the bigger the breasts the smaller the brain," but being dumb doesn't make you more of a dork.
>>48449623He said "the reverse is not true" so her having no tits doesn't make her brain biggerI don't think boobs or intelligence really plays a role in dorkiness. Dork is dork.
>>48342348How do you define 'dork'?
>>48449653(derogatory, slang) A quirky, silly or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends and typically has unfashionable hobbies. (Overlaps conceptually with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same level of intelligence.)See also: Renko, Youmu, Sanae, Kogasa.
>>48359359That nigger doesn't draw 2hu anymore
Renko seems like the type of gal who'd be yapping to you about all the niche and obscure aspects of the supernatural while in bed
>>48437120You would die a soft and smelly death!Or, if she were playfully, she would just roll and knead you with her stinky Youmufeets!
>>48449697It's it strange how despite being undesirable by definition, dorks are so popular on /jp/?
Excited Dork
>>48437796
>>48452567I don’t like smell desu. But I would do it for this gigantic dork if it made her happy.
POV: about to get murdered by a cute half-ghost
>>48342348
D-Dorks can be cool!
>>48456754Cute drunk dork
>>48454032trivial
Not true; she is the prettiest, coolest, and the most elegant
>>48456754She's cool! Swords are REALLY cool!!
>>48457687How many satellites has she been to?
>>48457769one, the moon is a natural satellite
>>48456754Yommers is the only one who'd get spooked by Kogasa
>>48457789So goddamn adorable...
I want to mate with and impregnate this dork
>>48460989She hasn't had her first period yet
>>48461536Even better
Modern dork
>>48460989>>48461536>>48461756gross
dork killed dork
>>48466609Why are Dork on Dork violence rates so high?
>>48467807high competition for compatible partners.Dorks are very strict, yet very desperate, they would rather start a civil war instead of settling for less.
Is ZoomerRenko a dork?
>>48468806She's a dork but of the zoomer variety so she ends up looking annoying instead of endearing
>>48466609no more Alice spam on the board...Thank you miss Myon
Embarrassed dork
>>48468590That sounds like regular woman behavior.
>>48467807It's more of a Youmu issue.
>>48475421why is y*umu this aggressive lately? she even has her sexslaved thralls spamming the thread.she is very lucky Renko lives in the future, outside the barrier, in another dimension, but I wouldn't tempt fate any longer.
>>48475585Youmu is a little larger than a jizo so I'm not sure how effective Renko would be against her.
Dork friendship!
>tits
Happy and unbothered dork cooking for her glutton master
>>48482038This is nice to see. There is too much dork hatred in the world.
dorkey tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOTLVHU9HqA
Don't startle dorks!They're dangerous and you can't predict their reactions
dangerous dork
>>48501289Conjunctivitis dork.
Get motherfucking nadenade'd, dork
>>48503111d'ya think her dad/grandpa/undescribed ancestor is also a dork?
>>48503211I think Youki is actually cool and Youmu tries to imitate his personality when trying to sound threatening but he's definitely a deadbeat dad/grandpa.
>>48343604TOUHOU, IS FROM TOUHOU MANGA.
oh, so youmu thinks she can come here and claim the dork thread for herself?if you are so worthy, describe 15 alcoholic drinks and the process of spiking them.
get this dork out of the bottom of the catalogue
>>48509331That little mustache has made Yoomoo more adorkable.
Christmas dorks are adorable
Mustache dorks are also adorable
Lonely dork
>>48511605I love drawings of Youmu trying to be like her father
Do you picture Youki as cool bearded old man or more on the younger side like Vergil?
>>48515567That depends on wether hes Youmus father or grandfather.If hes her gramps then hes ANCIENT, if hes her father then hes diet Vergil, because of course he is.
>>48515567I like to think of Youki as a cool old grandpa in the present but virgil-like in his prime, and his phantom half must have matching facial hair as well.
>>48515567A fun interpretation is that he just looks like a slightly older male youmu because half-ghosts live for a long ass timepic only slightly related
>>48515567He is a shota with a massive case of short-man syndrome that is dorkier than Youmu and prone to getting raped by Yuyuko.
>>48517327It'd be funny if he was male Youmu for centuries and then he suddenly became tall muscular old man with a beard when Youmu was born
>>48518178R-Raiden?!
>>48519495It's really just the beard.
>>48523477Pic relevant.
Miko dork
>>48524255Dork pits...
>>48523529This happens to me if I clean shave, unironically
>>48527481Ｌ Ｏ Ｎ Ｄ Ｏ Ｎ
>>48527870??I have baby bloat and kind of a weak jaw. I also came back from the barbers and realised I made him do my stubble too short like i always do. Looks like a 10 o clock shadow. If youmu touched it she would probably say something like "teehee this feels like the hair i get where i wear my underwear!!!!" or something
>>48527481I haven't shaved in a while because people always tell me I look like a teenager after I do it
Master dork
Pretty dork with master
>>48539806Why does Yuyuko bully Youmu? She seems like a good gardener and really doesn't deserve it.
anal sex especialist.
>>48541112Because Youmu's dorky reactions are cute
>>48370421>>48370637That was me! If only I could draw~ I can however place my Yuuka fumo inside the gardens I work at when my coworkers aren't looking
>>48534948She somehow manages to be flat and sag. Impressive.
>>48544068Aren’t you that foreign guy in Japan who works like crazy hard in said garden? Also nice picture!
>>48544368I'm not special. All my coworkers work like 1000% harder than me with a lot less leeway. I am an ant compared to them.
>>48545446But you’re a cool ant. So keep up the good work!
>>48544068I hope the fumo thread wakes up soon
Perverted dork
Konpaku Youmu
> The more that I pondered about it, the more confused I became. It did not help the headache I had from dealing with people of many different wavelengths for the past half a year> I didn't really understand why I was here. I was only carried here by people of different wavelengths. I never understood what was happening around me since summer> Lady Yukari' was Ran's owner, Lady Yukari Yakumo. She is Lady Yuyuko's old acquaintance, and is just as incomprehensible in her doings as she was. They were on completely different wavelengths to me> Whenever I cannot understand something, I tend to ask for an explanation as soon as I can. I was taught to live by the adage "Asking makes one appear foolish, but not asking makes one foolish indeed" However, I was beginning to feel it was inhibiting my comprehensive ability. If I am merely taught everything, I may eventually lose the ability to think for myself altogether"> But lately there the number of people who would not answer my questions increased. Perhaps they thought answering questions was a bother. In that case, I am sorry to have caused them trouble"Is Youmu neuroatypical or what?
Killer Dork
>>48562162Youmu's autism is what gives her a higher dork level
>>48562162Half the 2hus are weirdass autists anon
>>48544068Is that the garden next to Himeji castle?
>>48568649They are quirky but not everyone of them has problems with understanting what others communicate to them. Being on completley different wavelenghts is extreme metaphor.
>>48568649>AutistMost of them are sociopathic monsters and the rest are magically mutated inhuman freaks.
>>48571551Except Youmu, a TRUE autist
>>48568759Ah no, all of the gardens I work at are in Kyoto. Though I did work in Koyasan for a week for a job once. That was neat
>>48342348Does anyone have a link to a mmd r18 video of youmu and reimu giving naizuri? They were side by side giving each naizuri
Myon
>>48579259she's a real myonster
The alternate timeline where Youmu isn't a dork
>>48579466
>>48586741ghosts in the background?
Ruining the innocence of the dork.
How would she react to a sudden kiss
PsychoDork
>>48593268She upgraded from two hammers to BIG hammer. Impressive
>>48592872Probably worse than pic related
happy new years to all you dorks
>>48595294you too quadruple dork
New years dork
>>48594502I want to do this to ALL 2hu dorks
Angry future dork
>>48598505I see yuyuko has had some fun at youmu's expense...
Master, please, this is the fourth time today.
>>48608279Dumb fat ghost princess.
>>48608737*Cute* fat ghost princess
>>48608738True. Pretty even.
>>48606958Why is she angry?
>>48609597dorks and anger issues are like bread and butter
>>48594502God, she is so fucking rapeble.I have to believe the human villagers are 100% assexual. I don't know how they can let her walk around the human village when molesting her is so incredibly easy and satisfying.
>>48610316well for one she is physically pretty strong, and also carries a sword, and she can swing at a percentage of light speed, which might discourage someone looking to stay alive
>>48610341>well for one she is physically pretty strong,As if she would have the spine to resist. Her body might be above that of a normal women, but her mind is still feminine.
>>48610390I will also add that she would be easier to trick into bed than a fairy.
Mech dork
...and that completes the quadfecta of dorkiness.
>>48616246her face is melting offHakugyokuro should invest in climate control
>>48614531
>>48610390If you haven’t already noticed, she’s quick on the draw.
>>48617287Don't worry, that's just a very lifelike painted ice sculpture of her.
>>48609606What must be done to correct said anger issues?
>>48398747Wriggle's the main antagonist
>>48623089Yuyuko can't make fun of Youmu like that when she has TWO sperms.
>>48628105She controls all the sperms
>>48628105Gee, Youmu-how come your mom has two sperms?!
>>48342348They suck.
>>48634877Me.
>>48640783dogrk
So what's the dorkhu pecking order?
>>48647665Kutaka tops
>>48647665The dorks are quite violent, but I'm not sure if they would fight for the honour of "biggest dork."
>>48342348sex
>>48647665Renko is the alpha dork, however, Youmu has massive potential to even surpass her but doesn't know how to fully unleash it.
>>48625151Rough raw sex
You might not know but dorks are very important for the ecosystem, men would likely go extinct without them.
>>48654474How do the others rank?
