For your crimes against the underground, Satori has tasked you to community service. You have to help Kisume out of her shell and raise her into a proper adult!
>>48345356she's already a proper bucket loli adult.
>>48345362Are you kidding me?She's living such a sedentary lifestyle, a flower's even grown on her head!
Kisume is already an all grown-up and proper ancient well bucket ghost.
>>48345356Can I attach some straps to the bucket and haul it around like a backpack while we go on surface adventures?
>>48345365an adult flower, so it's fine. beside this is a green touhou ability, sanny also grows plants on her head.
>>48345373You'll have to convince her to let you modify your bucket. That might be an uphill battle.
>>48345386It's alright, we'll have someone make a custom harness so we don't have to modify the bucket itself.
Teaming up with the spider to get the bucket a boyfriend!
>>48345356I'll sit in her bucket until it breaks
>>48345356So why did ZUN went out of his way to describe Kisume as this living war crime menace, what did she do.
>>48345356I don't care what ordeal are forced upon me, nothing will quell my infernal desire to fuck woman, once I get this weird bucket-head yokai to have big enough tits and ass I will fuck her, then go back at it again for your pet pussy, and then your nuclear bird, for my dick undestructible for even an oni's gorilla grip pussy
>>48345480Oh no! Kisume's about to experience netorare!
It's pretty hard to get Kisume out. She likes dark places and I don't think there's a lot we could do there. >>48345373This would be ideal, but if >>48345386 is telling the truth we should have some sort of strategy to convince her. I bet she doesn't want to have her back towards you, she's probably one of these youkai that don't trust others. I think she would prefer to always be above you, so if you had some strange idea she could bonk you in the head directly. But it seems like a fun idea to try to get her out of her shell.Maybe we should take her to meet the fairies. I'm sure only good will come out of this.
bucket loli in!/jp/ still hasn't taken her anywhere
bucket loli is happy in her bucket.
>>48345480Nah they gay
>>48352012Taking her to meet Rumia, another menace who likes dark places!
kisume-chan is enjoying a snack before going outsidecan't say it looks tasty but she's enjoying it a lot.
>>48362554We'll find other tasty snacks for her to enjoy while we're out on our surface adventure! Our father/daughter act will fool them as long as she is willing to commit to the bit in the name of of some fun and food!
>>48345500attacking yukari no less
Leaving Kisume at the bottom of the catalog? For shame! I think this bucket is lovely and deserves to be high up.
>>48372745Look I needed a bucket to get some water at page 10 level they forgot to bring some food and water in old hell with me for this godamn chore
>>48372755Shiiiit, the man needs a bucket! Let's get him a bucket right quickly!
Hey! Kisume is ready.
>>48377483But the world above isn't. How do we make them less terrified around Kisume?
>>48384309She's getting tired of waiting already...Whatever! I'll go with her to the surface, no matter what other people say! Let's go Kisume-chan!
Strange. I was able to bump other threads in page 10 but Kisume-chan's thread continues to be stuck to the bottom of the catalogue!Is this the end of our adventure?
>>48384532Kick the bucket with all might!
See? It worked.Enjoy your trip!
>>48345499Why not make it double insertion?
It makes sense that Kisume likes page 10. It's a dark and quiet corner of /jp/, much like the caves she dwells in.But it's time get out of the bucket and explore new ground!
>>48394193it's a dangerous world, bucket is safe and comfy.
Kisume and Anon met up! Courtesy of the Yammers!I think she likes him! Maybe she'll show Anon her skull collection!
>>48396707Aww, I want to see her skull collection.
>>483849992guys1bucket
>>48345356done
>>48404711hot bucket
KISS ME
>>48419037She gives them out for free apparently. What a nice girl.
>>48419568Surely all the boys will come rushing for a kiss & Kisume will be popular with this!
>>48419568Well if socialising helps her to mature, that means i'm closer to finishing that punishement
>>48419037BENEATH THE MILKY TWILIGHT
working bucket loli.
>>48425137can't beliege she is more active than me even though she stays all day in a bucket
>>48425137But can she keep her jobs without torturing her coworkers with the cement container
>>48345356>For your crimes against the underground, Satori has tasked you to community serviceLooks like I'm being a free use slut for youkai again...
bucket loli going up!
>>48439699I broke your stupid crap moron!
>>48442042it was old and busted anyway. just like your mom.
>>48430930Have you ever stayed in a bucket all day? It's not like there's a pulley system available everywhere you'll go. When you've got to move, you've got to move the bucket with you. Like a wheelchair without wheels. I bet her arms are actually really muscular.
>>48446651I certainly haven't. Have you spent a whole day in a bucket, Anonymous? Must've been one hell of an experience.
>>48451843Oh sure, I'll sometimes go about my day pretending to act like a Touhou. Hop around in a bucket as Kisume. Find things as Nazrin. Be smug and finish peoples' sentences as Satori. Be a chuuni samurai afraid of ghosts as Youmu. Smell butts as Kagerou. "Crush" people as Flan.
>>48456775I kneel...Your experience is of most value. One day I will also imitate the 2hus and freeze frogs at the lake.
Does Kisume go around in a pumpkin during the spooky season?
>>48456775that's a cool way to live, i commend you.
female:stuck_in_well
>>48467738I'm not sure but she at least has a festive bucket for the Christmas season.
>>48474030Nice to know she can have fun during Christmas too!Take care Kisume-chan!
>>48345356What were my crimes against the underground?
>>48488965>What were my crimes against the underground?Trespassing! Everyone knows it's proper etiquette for humans to greet the Youkai of the Underground when they come to visit! But you snuck around and were all anti-social!
>>48490325...So it was Kisume that was socially rehabilitating me all along. What a twist!
Sleepy bucket...
>>48504274WAKE UP KISUMETHE BOARD IS TOO FAST AND YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE 10
Kisume WILL turn you into a respectable member of society! You WILL work at her hot springs.You WILL properly take her as your business partner.You WILL marry her properly after constant Oni heckling!
>>48517275a bucket hikki teaching me how to be a proper member of the society.
>>48517320It's a buddy system. You're supposed to help her too!
>>48345356Turn her upside-down and cover her with her own bucket.
>>48467982took me 8 days to get it.
She needs a new bucket!
>>48534499Best I can do is a big sock!
>>48541136looks comfy enough
kisume-chan is so cute
>>48517275Can I marry an oni and keep Kisume around as our daughter instead?
>>48550963noshe dont wanna be the daughter of no onishe wants to marry and have little buckets
>>48345365Oh no, the roots have grown into her brain. You have yo put her down now.
>>48559134But it's the cutest form of brainrot!
>>48556887Are they born with buckets or will we have to find little ones for them?
>>48566260you have to let them search on their own kind of like hermit crabs they will switch the buckets once they start getting bigger
Kisume is going to prepare a big stew for the new year!
>>48583155kisume-flavoured stew.... sounds delicious!
>>48584696Hey! Humans are the ones that are supposed to be eaten by youkai!
Kisume is lost without her bucket!
>>48595637she can sit on my face. it's not less comfy than a wood bucket.
>>48345356Absolutely not. I refuse.
>>48583155it did end up delicious but she was still mad for some reason
>>48601829it was probably too spicy. kisume is a young one after all.
>>48595637I fucking miss Hakika drawing Touhou
>>48573970Kisume likes helping the crabs find new shells.
>>48610089kindsume
kisume is a nice girl yesshe even helps out on the Old hell kitchenshe gives lifts to young youkai that aren't able to flyshe teaches little buckets how to fall on the heads of peopleshe has a complete knowledge of the relative nutritional value of the parts of the human bodyit's just that she's a bit shy and doesn't like to talk a lot
there's a hole in the bucket dear elis
I'm pulling the bucket up from the well!
>>48632282I didn't know Kyouko posts on the jay!
>>48634760Well, where there is a well, there is an echo as well.
>>48636850bucket versus bucket
>>48573970
full metal bucket
