I had to make this girl leave my house at last. Could someone pick her up before she freezes?Thanks in advance.
>>48353669No.
>>48353669>Regarding Yorigami ShionI don't hold her in much regard, actually.
No.Her sister, on the other hand...
>>48353669I'll take her
>>48354839Eh? Someone actually responded positively...You can take her, but all costs of transport are on you. In fact, don't you have a spare change for me? It would settle all of debts that girl made while I was housing her.You may obviously pick her up without paying a dime, but who knows what will befall this poor sweetheart once her debts catch up with her...
Post the pic of her reading manga while lying on the floor pantsuless.
>>48353669I can drop her off at the orphanage or something (after a quick fuck for 10 bucks of course.)
She's going to freeze. RIP
Where the hell is her sister? Shouldn't they be responsible for each other?
>>48368220You expect younger sister to take care of her older one? Who should be the responsible one?
What does Shion smells like?
>>48371392Sisters should take care of each other, no matter what.If John is the more succesful sister she should preserve her sister's welfare.
>>48358340>10 bucksYou are paying 9 dollars too much.
>>48375086I meant 10 yen anon. Or is that also too much?
Do not fuck the homeless.
>>48380990So if I invite her to be my roommate, it will be okay?
Shion's thread is alone at the very bottom of page 10, again. What could be done to raise her profile and help her be more loved?
>>48386729i can't handle shion threads because the emotional need to take care of such a vulnerable girl is overwhelming
>>48386729BOOBS
>>48386741bums like her know exactly what they're doing, the only vulnerable things are the food in your fridge and your spot on the sofa
>>48368220Do they even LIKE each other?
>>48389234Yeah. It's subtle but John definitely likes Shion. She's just aggressively tsun.
>>48388953yeah except the other "bums like her" dont have the disability of being the living embodiment of misfortune so i think ill cut her a little slack. even if not so id still be fine with her freeloading off me. she gets to be taken care of and i get the satisfaction of taking care of a little girl, its a fair trade to me.
>>48353669You have a cute girl and you force her to leave your house? Is this what homosexuality all about?
>>48390568that almost sounds like a fantasy... is it still findom when the hopeless loser is the one getting the money?
>>48402558i mean i more want to do it because i see her as a helpless (and fatherless) child so it's more of just a plain old paternal relationship. it's sort of in my nature to latch onto things like that.
>>48402558>is it still findom when the hopeless loser is the one getting the money?It could be some strange, 'gentle'(???) findom, if what you are after is giving her money and she doesn't gloat about how she takes your money. But if giving her money is just a means to an end of seeing her happy, the it's just plain old relationship. The only difference is that Shion is bottomless money sink, while with other girls you would hit some plateau of bringing joy with money.
>>48353669Sorry Shion but I've found a cuter and stinkier girl.Please understand
>>48405852Chiyari is the girl you cook for, because otherwise she will forever eat slop. She is for correction.Shion is the girl you cook for, because if she tries to cook, everything will go wrong. She is for savior complex.
>>48386729It keeps happening!
>>48386729Maybe Shion should cry some more?
Do I look like an umbrella to you?! Stop forgetting about me!
*forgets about her*
So that's Shion's fate... To freeze, forgotten and starved.
>>48405829how does shion keep accumulating debt, so that even if you paid it all off for her it keeps coming back? does gensokyo have pachinko parlours? who does the loansharking there?
>>48425535There is a gambling den but it's not the place where Shion makes her debt. Since no one ever prays to her and she doesn't even get out to scam people like Joon she doesn't get any faith, and therefore she has to take faith loans from the other gods of Gensokyo. Of course these gods know that they wouldn't ever get paid so they sell Shion's faith loans to third parties. The system is a bit hard to understand but basically these third parties then harass her for money that is converted to faith through a complicated process. Of course Shion never pays so Joon directs 0,01% of her earnings to help pay the bills. The rest of the debt is served by the Hakurei Shrine.
>>48422926NO DON'T! PLEASE COME INSIDE FOR WARM FOOD WARM BED PLEASE PRINCESS NO CHARGE
>>48416489>Do I look like an umbrella to you?You do
There she goes again, to the void.
>>48430874>to the voidShion can wish! There are many thing there that were returned to nothing. The world itself won't allow Shion to ever reach such riches.
>Try to saviorfag Shion>Her misfortune causes you to die from poverty and starvation even if you give her all of your love>Shion falls deeper into a pit of despair
>>48425814>The rest of the debt is served by the Hakurei Shrine.This would explain so much.
>>48436588I just wanted to be there as a comforting father-figure for her...
>>48414659both are good for sex as well.
Come on, take her in. What's the worst that could happen?That ominous blue aura around her?It's nothing. Just take the Shion and be happy!
donate a small bump to Shion's thread please ~
>>48375230Now you are paying 10 yen too much
>>48451863Meh, if you insist...>>48442731What is sex with Shion like? Chiyari fulfills lazy free-use much but better, Joon and Reimu take dead fish niche, so what is there for poor Shion?
>>48458937>Jo'on>Dead fishIf anything, she'd be the kind of whore that fucks like a tiger and leaves your balls completely drained out onto her body and in her holes just to get you hooked on her so you keep giving her every last penny you earn. How else do you think she was able to afford her H-cup implants?
>>48459072>her H-cup implantsWhat are you talking about? Yorigami sisters, like all sisters in Touhou, are flatties. Flat!
>>48464545Delicious flat yorigami sisters
>>48458937Shion sucks like her next meal depends on it.
You'll never guess in which page Shion's thread was.
I think out of all 2hus I am most emotionally attached to Shion
>>48471089Well, each thread needs to go through page 1 before any other, so I'm betting on that. Please put my inevitable winnings on Shion's fund.
>>48353669Cute anorexic
>>48486574Still alone, still in cold. Why does Shion always return to such pitiful state?
>>48484719whats going on here
>>48373945I've heard that the smells of coins and cash are the smells of either metal or paper combined with every material imaginable that can be present in trace amounts on human hands, which first builds up on the surface of the money as countless different people touch it over decades and it never gets cleaned, and then slowly breaks down over time to form filth in its purest and most concentrated form, with a very simple molecular structure that makes it seep throughout every part of whatever it covers so that it smells very powerfully and can never be removed from it, so if you can imagine the smell of coins and banknotes and then subtract the smell of metal and paper from it, you can probably imagine the smell of shion.
>>48484719She's whoring herself again!
I love my smelly hobo wife
What if Shion took a bath A shower even
>>48508063She'd lose her appeal. She's like a Cast Iron pan and the stink is the seasoning.
>>48508063There will be a massive water crisis the likes of which nobody has seen before
>>48508063I often notice when I bathe that the smell actually becomes more powerful, I think that filth when allowed to accumulate will eventually block off the pores that said filth is generated from, and then with no fresh filth coming in to replace it the stench of what's already there loses some of its power over time, so that as the time they've spent unwashed increases a person's smelliness will rise, peak, decline and plateau, ultimately stabilising at a point about equal to what it was two or three days after their last bath in its potency, meanwhile having bathed again after having gone unwashed for many days it follows that the pores that had been unable to produce filth for so long would go into overdrive, letting out what would have been released over all that time at once, it then taking several consecutive days of bathing to get rid of all this smellI believe this theory is supported by science, since, evolutionarily speaking, it would be very disadvantageous for humans to only get smellier and smellier as time passes, because they didn't get the chance to bathe often in prehistoric times, especially not with anything like soap, and if that were the case then after only a few weeks of not washing all prey for miles around them would be able to smell them coming, all their hunts would be unsuccessful and they'd all starve, so it makes sense that the human body would develop in such a way that its smell is automatically kept within a limitanyway in conclusion if you took shion in and tried to clean her she would only smell more afterwards, unless you cleaned her every day for weeks at a time, and still then before it was properly gone your efforts to lift her out of her troubles would lead to your own ruination and shion's return to the streets and to never bathing with you accompanying her
>>48516099so what your saying is that if i want maximum stinky shion smell i need to bathe her frequently
>>48518023well, with A frequency, I'm not sure after how long it would take for this peak filth effect I describe to be reached, let's say once a fortnight is the most frequent schedule that might improve her smell and not degrade it
>>48518873We must capture shion and wash her in increasing intervals to determine the maximum time it takes to reach peak smell
Today is the day. Don't let the poor starve and freeze.
>>48533420if shion was squatting in some abandoned shack over christmas and someone gave her a tree to put up in it she would just burn it to keep warm, and probably burn the shack down in the process, there's really no point in trying with her
>>48534275That's why you need to look after her constantly!
>>48447525Since you are so confident and hopeful, I hope you will enjoy your gift.
>>48543759thanks I'll take great care of hershe a good girl she's only misunderstood
