Reimu is a depressed alcoholic! How can anyone like her???
>>48374282You'll learn to like her after the first few beatings
>>48374282It's not my choice whether I like her or not. If she thinks I don't, she beats me
legs, maybe
>>48374288>>48374323>>48374357she will spend all your money to buy more alcohol
>>48374368No she wouldn't. She'd just steal it instead.
>>48374282She just needs a decent back massage.
>>48374282The fairies seem to like her, maybe you should just try being more fairy like OP then Reimu wouldn't be so cranky around you.
>>48374448Small, bratty, and easy to vent sexual frustration on?
>>48374448didn't work
>>48374282Me too!! Cool!
>>48374448Reimu is a lesbian... no wonder she hates men.
>>48374282There is only one way to force a woman to be mature and responsible.
>>48375188hahahahaha oh wait you're serious
>>48375232I'm very serious about Reimu anon
>>48375188it's not a good idea to make an alcoholic pregnant
>>48375246I'll take the oyakadon
>>48380753cool miko
>>48380753Braless miko
but Reimu's mom is cooler
Her being depressed at all is a sad thought. Canonically she’s chilling at her shrine happily with friends. Do not say such disheartening things.
>>48381602True. I'm an alcoholic and I'm not depressed at all! One doesn't follow the other
If you give her money, good snacks, alcohol, and (depending on what you think regarding the illustrations made by ZUN in-between MS and EoSD) drugs, 'Mu will never be depressed.
>>48374282Reimu serves as a constant reminder of how alcohol abuse can ruin your life
>>48382431Hot>>48388033What ruined her life was wishing eating sweets wouldn't get her fat
>>48381901Did Seiga took the shrine maiden's skin
>>48381254Okay, but hear me out.Reimu as a mum.
>>48388172>>48375246>>48375188
>>48388033Never go full windows.
>>48388172her child would be born with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>48388033This is why I don't drink. I get addicted easily and will end up abusing it
>>48374282So you don't know?
>>48380291No it is a very good idea, the Alcohol will make the child stronger for sure and not cause any birth defects. They made that up so you wouldn't go make Reimu pregnant anon
>>48374282What is the deal with Reimu?Is she Toaist? Ofuda were introduced to Japan via Onmyōdō literally the way of ying and yang and are based off of Toaist Fulu charms. She uses ying yang orbs to attack. I'm starting to think she isn't using Shinto at all and that the hidden god of her shrine is a Toaist deity.
>>48405664Shugendo is Reimu's deal. Seiga even comments that Reimu seems to use quite a few powers of the Tao.
People forgot that Reimu is a hillbilly
>>48405694That just makes her even more appealing
>>48415592I hope it ends with her dumb paper stick deep inside her asshole
>>48415616that would be extremely painful
>>48415592Spiteful Reimu is the cutest 'mu
Reimum slop from the AI threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/2wkbu8.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tdoh9w.jpg
>>48426424Send me the pics Aya
My beautiful wife the Mu
>>48431900MILF Reimu is hot, but sadly incest is not.
>>48439875>incest is notExcuse me???
>>48431900Incest is hot, but sadly milf is not.
>>48439969You heard me right, incest is gross.
Not saying Reimu's an easy girl, but it's undeniable that your best shot at getting with her, whether romantically or otherwise, is if there's a little alcohol involved.
>>48442158what about money
>>48442340She's already poor so she doesn't mind if her lover wasn't wealthy. Make her have a good time while drinking and the miko is yours.
>>48374282>[Toriaezu(kari) (Tororo)] drew at least 47 Reimu doujinshi over a decade of drawing herat least that's what panda hasI miss these kind of artists, so in love with a character>he is now drawing marisaoh no no no
>>48442158I don't drink alcohol, will this be an issue
>>48443280never too late to pick up a new addiction
>>48442158Wonder if she would like drinks other than sake, I could brew her some whiskey or vodka, and depending on other beverages available some nice mixed drinks.
>>48444165Reimu? Absolutely. She likes shochu and sake of course, but her taste in alcohol is extensive and varied. I am an amateur bartender, so I can present her with some delicious western cocktails that will also double as my way to her heart while my charm does the rest.
>>48397609>No it is a very good idea, the Alcohol will make the child stronger for sure and not cause any birth defects.I think that only works on Oni's and Tengu anon, granted the occasional booze ain't the worst thing for a child's development but it should be discouraged non the less less you want them popping out looking like Greta Thunberg.Hydrogenated seed oils are probably one of the worst things to expose a fetus to.Thankfully barely anyone in Gensokyo even knows what pesticides are and even fewer would want to introduce all the industrial crap we consume there.>>48374448>>48374937Well she wouldn't let just anyone sleep under her porch. Confirmed filthy fairycon for sure.
>>48374282>How can anyone like her???Because she's as cute as a button when she isn't throwing beer bottles at me
>>48375188Giving the grump a bump
>>48453771why is that NIGGER woman so close to the KKK guy?
>>48453687That can't be too often, then...
>>48453687which is never
>>48389708Remember what was taken from you
>>48466369Black-haired Reimu is plain better, though. Even better with blunt bangs.
This pic goes hard
>>48467641Because you're imagining yourself as a woman?
>>48467654Why you are like this
Neko Miko Reimu
>>48466674All the joy was sucked out of her when her hair turned black and she hasn't been the same since
>>48474106And boy is she hot now.
dead fish
I'd pay top coin for dead fish reimu sex
>>48474144I like cute Reimu better than hot Reimu. They're both great though
>>48388033>>48453687>>48466369>>48482905i would take a bullet for 16 color reimu. her younger windows "sister", though... not sure
>>48474144Mu is soft and squishy
>>48419395For 'Mu
>>48481648hopefully this will get her gears runnin' again
>>48375188yes, more highly responsive to prayers
>>48443280You don't actually have to drink, just sip some
>>48431900Hot, but I agree with >>48439875. Unless she was my sister. But mother? Nah.
>>48495412When you're drinking with Reimu "beer pressure" Hakurei, a sip is the entire bottle.
>>48503212Anon, you just let Reimu drown herself with sake, and she wont even notice you are not actually drinking.The rapist's got to stay sober
