From the day she first came to this worldHer beauty was a miracle to beholdFrom the day she made her first spellHer immense tallent was easy to tellAlice, a miraculous girlWords are not enough for youWonderful wild rosePerfection in all the ways true
>>48397253she hates you, brownoid nigger.
We all know Alice's grimoire contains impossibly powerful world-ending magic, but what's actually written in it?
>>48397694"Dear Diary, today there was a bit of excitement near my house. It was a villager who probably got lost, looking for a safe path in the forest. Before I could build confidence and help him, Marisa appeared! She looked as radiant as ever! When I reunited all my resolve and tried to wave at them, he hopped on her broom, and then departed with her at high speed. Next time I am sure I'll befriend them!Reminder to ask Mother for more allowance, for I need to buy more passes. I keep getting banned for no reason."
>>48397755Alice is a cuck...
>>48397332The last Alice thread had 3 (three) N-words. This one already has one. Why are Alice fans like this?
>>48397755All these pathetic loser Alice jokes are making me want to help her more and more
Fuck Alice.
>>48417094Will that fix her? If so then I'll gladly sacrifice myself
>>48397694it's just 3 / 0 = ?Shinki is one hell of a powerful dork.
>>48417094That's the plan
Let a thousand flowers bloomIn each one, a thread for AliceSuch was my wish
>>48427744>Let a thousand flowers bloom>In each one, a thread for AliceThreads for her sewing needs, right?
>>48427789Like flowers blooming in fullA thousand threads I hoped would soon be bornBut I forgot that /jp/ is full of faggotsThat can't be relied on
>>48428523Alice, Alice, that's not malice:You act like retard, you keep losing.But please go on, it's quite amusing.
ALICE!ALICE!The most beautiful of flowers!The most talentend magician!The most incredible maiden!ALICE!ALICE!
>>48440688Stop bumping her thread. Alice threads are the shittiest on the board except maybe the holo and vtoob ones.
>>48441486ALICEPlease be good, please be good to me~ALICEPlease be good, please be good to me~ALICEHovering over me at nightComfort me, make me feel alright~
alice is just a pervert loser
>>48442481Alice can't be a loser, because Alice never loses!
>>48443748She lost to a fairy. A fairy!L O S E ROSER
>>48443814Neither were fighting at full power, therefore it doesn't count.
>>48444059I'd love to zip along in a ferrari with Alice.
>>48444059alice becoming whole with her ferrari and a telephone pole
>>48444775this made me laugh way more than it should've, have an Alice coming out of the hospital
Alice... You're the best present I could ever hope for.
>>48451631*Everytime you post in this thread alice gets pet in the head with tender hands
>>48453635Truth be toldEvery post is for Alice a roseYour beauty shines throughThe words dedicated to youAlice! Wild Flower of Makai
>>48443814I like her because she's a fraud.
>>48443814>base Cirno enters>help Marisa please support my heavy breasts while i flail my arms around pretending to give a shit about winning the fight
>>48461530Not true cuz Alice uses her dolls to support her breasts.
I like Alice.
>>48466169Don't we all?
>>48472297I knew it, Alice deploys bots to bump her thread if it goes down to page ten when she's asleep.
Aliceformers...
Love and AliceWords so closely related in meaning that I can't tell them apartAlice and LoveDamned be the monster who would take these beautiful words apart
>>48481415Alicedoes not deserveLove
>>48481747besides mine>>48481430Hug
>>48443814murder sex with alice
>>48481747Alice should be loved, nigger. Alice is for love. Spic nigger.
this is what Alice does to her haters
>>48491873Wrong, she sleeps with them. That shows them who's the boss!
When I see AliceForgottenI am suddenly reminded Of the foolishness of men
>>48493097. alice gets lonely;. she annoys anons with her "makai superiority";. anons get angry;. they pump and dump her as punishment;. alice feels smug and empowered;. she gets ghosted;. repeat from step one;man, she sure got me! that explains everything!
>>48397253Alice? I prefer Dorothy.
Alice?
>>48504040whore
>>48504040Yes AliceI have in fact been sleeping with your mother and with at least three of your sisters.
>>48504040So short a wordSo full of wondersAliceSo sweet the soundWhere my happiness is foundAlice
Since when did Alice dye her hair?
>>48510852Alice! You look GORGEOUS today! Go out with me!
>>48510852Alice, you're...smellier than I remember.
>>48515456instead of the usual pee smell, there are also the ones of sulfur and cats and birds and deers and dogs and monkeys and...
Alice doesn't pee herself! That was only an accident! You can't prove it was pee anyway!
>>48510852She's been experimenting a lot with her hair recently huh
>>48525168guys! today alice was really strange! she barged into my home, and demanded me to go on a date with her! strange, but just a little more forward than usual. it was then, when I was preparing my usual "no", that my mouth just muttered a very weak "yes"? what the hell did happen? she claimed to every person we met that I was her boyfriend, and just complained about her father the entire afternoon! I thought she didn't had any father at all?I feel like I am being swept up by this established doll freak loser! what do I do?
Did you give Alice something nice for Christmas?
>>48532425Alice is the best present there could ever be. Her presence alone makes the universe worth it. All suffering is nothing at the sight of Alice.I'll get her my boundless love. It's not like I could ever match her, even if I offered the stars and heavens to her.
>>48397694Cum.
Alice! Alice! Alice!
