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I would end human lives for her.
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She ended many lives with her mouth and other holes.
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>>48447924
Sanaefags become progressively less bounded by common sense, I see. Are you in Gensokyo already?
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>>48447954
1. Compliments will get you nowhere.
2. Anywhere feels that good when I think about her.
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>>48447978
>1. Compliments will get you nowhere.
What to do? I stay human and Sanaefags will kill me. I turn youkai and the green-haired autist will exterminate me. What is there left for me, then?
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I'm going to have at least 7 kids with Sanae.
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>>48447924
Sounds like villain talk. Sanae smites villains!
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>>48448412
I didn’t say whose lives it would be.
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>>48447924
I support your righteous endeavor and will add that I would level whole cities for her.
>>48448047
The only option left is to start believing in Sanae-sama! Or Kanako-sama, or Suwako-sama, Sanae's not quite there yet with the whole being a god thing.
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But would you become a shota for her?
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>>48447954
the next step in the collective madness of sanaefags is the development of a nuclear arsenal to be deployed in the name of moriya shrine
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I have never and will never care about lost word but this alt outfit of hers is so cute I instinctively save images of her in it
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>>48447924
She should eat less
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>>48449026
She's a goddess in my eyes
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>>48449026
>The only option left is to start believing in Sanae-sama! Or Kanako-sama, or Suwako-sama
Hm. I was planning on climbing up Youkai Mountain anyway, due to... reasons. Will I be safe from you if pay Sanae my respects and then scuttle away?
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>>48450017
No one really sees her as one from what I remember, even her gods treat her more like a kid than an equal.
You'll probably just be feeding her ego if you tell her you believe she's a goddess, making her even more overconfident and smug, which is... perfectly fine, she deserves the confidence boost. She's a goddess of the highest caliber!
>>48451022
Given that you're climbing the mountain instead of using the ropeway, you're probably there for youkai related reasons, aren't you?
Just be respectful and you'll be fine.
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The dork is now warm
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>>48453735
Yeah, me too.
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>>48453735
Shes not going to win the staring contest. Not on my watch
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>>48452489
a warm dork is an happy dork.
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>>48449081
>>48449191
>>48452489
I love her so much that she might be in danger.
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>>48454479
Danger of what, a happy married life?
Have you ever considered that the one in danger is actually you, though? You have critically high levels of Sananium in your body
The only problem is that doctors don't recognize it as a medical condition yet
>>48453870
We can go warmer
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>>48454842
Thank you for the image, there's a cute story accompanying it
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>>48454973
I have way too many of these so thank you for reminding me to check the description again. I'd forgotten that there's a really cute story there
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>>48448412
I would save human lives for you.
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Take care of your plants.
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...and that's how you make mustard gas, anon! Next up: methamphetamine!
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>>48458701
I thought you were a good girl, Sanae... I just wanted to play Amored Core with you...
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>>48458821
I JUST WANTED TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING FUN WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY ARMORED CORE ANYMORE
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I wanna bring her a PGU or an RG Nu Gundam and watch her brain shift into neutral without a clutch.
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>>48459581
that's either going to melt her mind so hard that she'll need 2 days to process it fully or she'll instantly go into hyper mode. either way, a very happy sanae
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slut
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Wake up lazybones, you have sweeping to do
at this point you'll end up worse than Reimu
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>>48459655
Hell, an Origin Zaku or Revive Zaku would blow her mind, since the best Zakus of her day would’ve been the HGUC Zaku I. The fact a Zaku 2 could have better articulation with the pipes is pretty crazy. The HGTO Grandpa would also be nuts to her.
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slut
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>>48464950
If you ask me just showing her any sort of gunpla would make her squeal with joy. Showing her all of the newer stuff and building it would be a nice way to spend a week together, though
you could definitely just totally blow her mind with all that, cute to think about
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>>48465131
Yes. I wanna have a girlfriend like that. If would be so wholesome.
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If in the next game Sanae appears in animal spirits aren't still relevant, she's going to lose her wings. Reimu and Marisa's animal spirit design elements are barely noticeable but hers is really cute.
If she loses them that's going to be a crime against humanity.
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sweet tooth sanae
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>>48468845
I don't like the wings.
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>>48473899
I used to think they were ugly and pointless, but I've really warmed up to them. They can be cute.
Of course, I wouldn't want every Sanae to be drawn with them, but they're cute. It's another design element I wouldn't want forgotten, like her tie or her necklace.
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>>48474067
...and speaking of design, this is a fun image.
My favorites, as always, are MoF and winged Sanae, but they're all really cute. For some reason she loses her hair tube and ZUN never draws her with it ever again.
Sanaevolution.
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Pic related is my POV when Sanny first approached me declaring her love.
We're now married and have sex every day, and sometimes after making love we cuddle in bed and laugh at all your silly posts ITT. Thought you should know that.
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>>48479415
And then, all of a sudden, the delusion ends.
Welcome back to the real world, anon. You keep passing out drunk at the local Familymart after claiming that their logo "looks like Sanae"
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I wonder if before going to Gensokyo, Sanae was bullied by other girls in her class for liking giant robots.
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>>48479850
There is a single comment in the Grimoire of Usami where Sanae implies that she was isolated for being weird.
if she wasn't bullied, she was definitely at least a weirdo that people didn't talk to, or a quiet girl who didn't really talk about her interests ever
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>>48479891
Why does Sanny have that expression on her face, it's like she hit her leg on a chair
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>>48480103
She stubbed her toe on the table and REALLY doesn't want to admit that it hurts.
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>>48447924
Only human lives?
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I wish she were real.
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Alright, grandma. Stay still
>>48483133
The ending of youkai lives has already been monopolized
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The dork offers you a burger!
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>>48487406
I want to ask Suwako out on a date.
I hope Sanae doesn't mind.
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>>48487445
As long as you treat her grandma well, I don't see her minding. She'll give you tips too, if you want.
Just wait until she finishes giving her a haircut
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i like to think that sanae sometimes goes ribbit ribbit or hisss like an autist (but not mlem mlem or pbbthpbbtphh because she's not a frog or a snake)
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>>48488871
Thank you for your generous donation to Hakurei Shrine
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>>48457993
She desperately needs a husband young like that.
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Peak girlfriend material.
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>>48495509
Kimono Sanae is really pretty. Really works well on her.
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>>48497304
And another I had laying around
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>>48497308
Not a kimono but I'll post this one now as well since I won't have time later.
Sanae images where she's relaxing or where she looks comfortable are my favorite.
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>>48497317
These images make me want to hug her and cuddle her because she just seems that way
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>>48449423
She should sit on my face
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I will die for this smile.
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>>48501338
I guess she just seems cuddly. Here's her being smug (& snug)
>>48502506
>will
Can't wait for the sequels: "I will commit domestic terrorism for this smile" and "I will rob a bank for this smile"
Sanae probably wouldn't like that, but it shows dedication.
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>>48502506
You probably will.
This idiot would easily get her boyfriend killed. In an attempt to impress you, she'd try to show you how much fun it is to fly by holding onto you and ascending to the skies, just to accidentally drop you when you both are 300m above ground.
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>>48502688
Never mind that, but Sanae would totally try to impress you all the time and show off her powers in an effort to get you to feed her ego.
No, Sanae, I DON'T want to see you fill the room with rice and I DON'T want to see you make 50 frogs simultaneously explode, either.
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:D
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>>48502709
>make 50 frogs simultaneously explode
No way Sanae would do something this cruel. Right?
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>>48503267
They're not REAL frogs, anon. They're suspiciously frog-like explosives.
If the frogs she used in her miracles and spell cards were actually real she'd be responsible for the deaths of millions of amphibians. Suwako, too.
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She does it for FREE!
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>>48503308
The it being fucking little boys she lures out of the village and into the safety of her shrine, yes.
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I love her so much
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Wow Keine-sensei! Thanks for staying up until 5 AM to listen to me explaining the entire nonsensical plot of Gundam Wing! You're the best history teacher ever!
I'll come back next week to tell you even more!
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As soon as I mentioned Gundam Wing I had to look up Just Wild Beat Communication. This is a curse.
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So which Gundam Wing boy does Sanae like the most?
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>>48504601
Duo, because he’s a chad.
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>>48504601
She self inserts as Relena. The rest is self explanatory.
>>48506588
Braid boy is cool and edgy, but can he rip up birthday invitations?
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zzz....
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>>48507403
Not sure about Relena. Sanae isn’t nearly the pacifist Relena is.
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this thread gave me AIDS
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Weird outfit, but pretty cute. I like the modern elements in it.
>>48510909
Fair enough, but you don't need to be all that similar to a character to self insert as them. I mostly said it because she's the girl lead. I guess they're both kinda unhinged at times.
Imagining Sanae in Relena's iconic memey scenes is pretty funny though.
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>>48512091
Indeed, Sanae would be all over Gundam memes.
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>>48449081
The next step are their feets on my mouth!!
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it's really not that cool sanae
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:(
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>>48518585
No! Of course it’s cool!
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What's a good present for her? Do you play it safe and just go with something older and nostalgic for her? Just go with gunpla? Or do you give her something newer she wouldn't know about, new games, new consoles?
What new stuff would she like?
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>>48523598
Again, if give her a modern Gunpla kit to shatter her brain. Something like a PGU, RG Nu, or the HG Moon Gundam. Hell, even the Origin Zaku mold or an Entry Grade RX-78-2 would be sorcery to her.
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>>48447924
Sonozaki Sanae
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>>48525498
oh dear

K1 is going to be in for one hell of a torture session if Suwako and Kanako have anything to say about it
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>>48524149
That's fair, though I suppose that's the easy way out. I was wondering if she'd like any new games or if a lot of newer stuff just wouldn't appeal to her at all.
>>48525698
Sanae has the potential to be bad enough on her own, adding a curse goddess to that is just overkill.
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>>48525498
Her breasts should be the double of Mion and Shion's combined
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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>>48534980
likewise, Sanae
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>>48534980
I'm a bit late, but Merry Christmas!
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>>48541734
Not late! Merry Christmas!
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All I want for Christmas is Sanae.
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>>48542431
don't tie her up like this! her blood flow might become restricted if the strings were pulled back hard enough... just saying
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>>48542738
It seems fairly loose and by that alone it's most likely she did it herself, the klutz.
How? Miracles.
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>>48542738
You underestimate the power of Christmas miracles.
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She’s so amazing.
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>>48547235
what a dork
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>>48547235
Free as the wind!
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>>48547520
Yeah, but she’s my dork.
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that's cool and all but would sanae use this phone
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blehhh
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What kind of girl likes giant robots?
Sanae is a dork who deserves to be bullied.
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>>48556953
If you tell her that you think she's lame or weird she's going to run off to her mom and start ugly crying for 5 hours straight
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>>48557036
You're in for a hell of a correction once Suwako and Kanako find the horrible man who's been bullying their sweet Sanae.
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>>48557079
I'm going to mockingly yell NEEEEEERD whenever Sanae walks by. I'm also going to tell her that both Santa AND aliens aren't real. If I'm feeling really mean I'll tell her that snakes and frogs are slimy and disgusting.
This will leave her shut in her room for half a week and leave such a lasting impression that she'll think I'm the personification of Satan for the rest of her mortal life. I may die due to a stray onbashira, but the emotional damage will be permanent
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>>48547235
Spinning Sanae is so cute...
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I want to impregnate her throat
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>>48559002
Hate to be that guy, but Sanae wouldn’t have a DSi unless she found one at Kourindou. The DSi came out in 2008 in Japan, but MoF happened in 2007. The latest model she could have is a DS Lite (which I kinda hope she doesn’t have because the shoulder buttons on those are prone to breaking).
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>>48563503
What do you mean by this? Throats can't be impregnated.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8me0G6dFZFY
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>>48565508
not him but the first thing i thought of when i read it was this thing frogs do
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the moriya have committed crimes against my toilet
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>>48565508
>>48565519
Cute lesbians!
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Meowriya shrine
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does Sanae have any friend?
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>>48568611
If she has one friend, I am that friend.

If she has no friends, then I don’t exist.
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Sanae OPPAI!
Sanappai!
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>>48568611
In Gensokyo? Yes. In the Outside world? No.
A stuck up girl who's also overly religious and autistically obsessed with big robots and aliens isn't exactly a formula for success
>>48571199
Her imaginary friends that love to talk about mecha with her and think she's the coolest person ever don't count, anon
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>>48572054
I am definitely not imaginary. I wish she wasn’t.
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>>48571199
Sanae, what are you doing here?
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>>48572054
Sanny isn't stuck up, cease your slander
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>>48447924
How much sexual harassment and assault can you get away with if you exploit the fact you're her only real friend?
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>>48573543
She's a no fun allowed prissy nag!
But no, really, she nitpicks how her friends act and tells them off for their behavior a couple times. It's less of in a "I'm superior to you" way and more of like a "I'm looking out for you" way, though
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Miss Reimu, look. Look, I turned myself into a Christmas tree, Miss Reimu!
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>>48573555
How much sexual harassments and assault/execution can you get away with on infidels? With her, I mean. I don't care what they think.
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You wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses, would you?
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>>48579165
*smacks*
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>>48579165
No, but I would cuddle.
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>>48579165
No, but I would hit on her.
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Guess I'll post another glasses Sanae while I'm here.
I know some people don't like girls wearing glasses but it fits outside world Sanae. I like to think her appearance changed quite a bit after going to Gensokyo.
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>>48579242
*smacks again*
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Sanae-chan's cute fluffy, wavy hair!
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>>48581992
Green pubes.
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What do you think Sanae's bullies looked like? I can imagine a group of ugly girls calling Sanae a cow while she runs away crying and hides on the roof to eat her lunch.
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>>48582997
Fat bitches.
That said, I don't think a lot of Sanae bullying would've realistically happened (and it's not just because it makes me sad to think people would do such a thing to this dork) because her own great grandma is a curse goddess that's deeply tied to the land she resides on. Even in a weakened state as a native god she'd still have lots of power in Nagano. Meaning if you did bully her only living descendant, you're probably getting cursed.
Maybe she did get bullied, a group of kids got cursed with some horrible disease, and people just started distancing themselves from her and seeing her as scary.
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Year of Sanae's mom soon! (not really, Chinese new year is on Jan29th but you get the point)
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I wanna hug her.
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careful with those!
>>48592586
Imagine cuddling with Sanae for New years
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>>48592613
Yes! I am so lonely.
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I got a bit too drunk for new years. Sanae would definitely NOT approve and would probably make a very disappointed face at me, but oh well.
Merry happy New Year to you all, or something along those lines.
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A lot of Moriya art this new year, as is to be expected. What's disappointing is that half the artists are actively avoiding drawing the actual damn snake, Kanako, for the year of the snake.
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>>48597959
GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY
Sanae needs to go on a DIET!!
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>>48598135
Shut up.
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sanae slut
spend your hard earned money on whores like Reimu instead who are STD free
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i love remilia
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Year of Sanae's hair snake thing!
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I'm so lucky Reimu gave me an armpit fetish so I could move on from her and appreciate Sanae in her entirety. Best 2hu, best pits.
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>>48608306
Well, anon, you're definitely not the first and you won't be the last to get an armpit fetish thrown onto them by ZUN.
Wonder how the guy feels about making millions of men like armpits.
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>>48610585
The most greenest Reimu will ever be
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>>48598135
>"GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY
>Sanae needs to go on-WHOM!"
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>>48610585
I like to think that MoF to UFO Sanae's white shoes are just an extension of her pinkish socks. Imagine traveling all the way to Makai in socks.
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>>48610585
Why has the word dork become so popular here as of late?
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>>48613752
People finally realized that Sanae was never a slut in highschool, and instead she was a lonely loser who watched anime for boys and played with lame toy robots.
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>>48613777
Trips of truth.
But I didn't mean about Sanae specifically, the word just seems to have become very popular on this board.
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>>48613743
An entire Buddhist sect getting the shit beaten out of them by a girl who got so carried away she forgot to put her boots on is pretty funny.
>>48613752
I feel like we only relatively recently determined that she is one, I think we even calculated her dork level.
She fits the definition, I suppose. I like it.
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>>48613803
Damn, that's a cute snake.
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I feel like Sanae spends ages getting pretty in front of the mirror every morning, even on days where all there is to do is sweep the shrine grounds, and that her routine is one of those that're just beyond male comprehension, even though it doesn't look like she's wearing anything.
I think about kind of just being there with her one morning, watching her put all her stuff on, looking at all the effort she puts into herself. She so kyoot.
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>>48614186
>even though it doesn't look like she's wearing anything.
God if only...
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>>48614299
She seems like she'd have a fancy, nightly bath routine with a dozen different balms and oils as well, so don't worry, you'll get your fill. :^)
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Sanny with glasses! A cute!
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>>48613777
They're not toys, they're models! And for your information, it's COOL anime, for cool people!
You're welcome to bring your own COOL models and do battle with her, but do keep in mind that you will most likely lose.
>>48614186
She's not really a fancy person in terms of personality, she's relatively simple, but she does honestly give her all in whatever she does, so it'd probably extend to her appearance as well.
On that note, the magazine she has open reads "Self-haircuts even a dummy can do" and her gods are laughing at her while she fails spectacularly.
>>48614377
Sanae and glasses just fit well together.
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>>48613803
An entire UFO flew overhead and Sanae fell out of bed and out the door after it.
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Kitty snake!
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I need to do this to Sanny so bad
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>>48617889
I hear that!
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>>48617482
Why is she so adorableeeee
I wanna hug her and never let go. Just glue me to her for eternity I'll figure out how to live
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>>48615226
And then she somehow ends up resolving an incident on her first try and helps in constructing a Buddhist temple. She's pretty awesome, I mean, take it from ZUN:
>Looking at Sanae's no-miss ending, it makes you wonder whether it's a deep story that has ties to Mountain of Faith, too.
>Sanae is actually a pretty amazing person, is what it's telling you...
That's from the LoLK interview. Anyway, here's some cool art.
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>>48622864
She is so adorable
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>>48622864
Yup.
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Sanae paizuri'd 50 men today
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>>48625441
All of them were me
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>>48625469
You are lying Morgan, 49th man was me. and it was not even Sanae.
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Well, anon? Hurry up. She wants to show you all her favorites! It might take like 5 hours for her to autistically list all of it off and show it to you, but at least she has good taste.
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>>48630520
I don't mind 5 hours actually, we happen to share both the same interests! Wait, won't Lady Moriya get mad at us for having such long gaming sessions like this?
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>>48630520
>Mom
Cute.
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I need this girl in my life.
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>>48631019
Well she doesn't own the shrine, does she? If Lady Yasaka says it's fine, then it's fine. But even though Suwako is a curse goddess and probably used to be fairly mean, I really doubt that she'd get angry at Sanae finally finding a friend that's on her own level. Think about how many times she's had to play games with her granddaughter in the Outside World, most likely in Gensokyo as well, simply because she didn't have anyone else to play with...
I think she'd be happy.
>>48632333
I like to think she actively has to keep herself from calling Kanako her mom when she preaches. It really makes everything sound a lot less grand and divine when instead of saying "Kanako-sama has blessed the village with a ropeway", you instead slip out "My mom built a ropeway for you guys". Kanako has a reputation to upkeep, damnit!
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Year of the snake, come on!
https://files.catbox.moe/q3ab91.mp4
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>>48635018
A year of purest green!
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Are Sanae's armpits as sweaty and smelly as Reimu's? More, less?
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>>48640396
No answer I can provide can be as true to you as the one contained within your very soul. Every 2hu smells the way your heart desires.
There is, however, one thing I can say.
she uses deodorant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuFqUKFWnqQ&t=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqeawuY0r0&t=28

Sanae finds your lack of faith disturbing.
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>>48640457
>she uses deodorant
Absolutely disgusting. She should NEVER use deodorants, or shave.
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>>48640396
I feel like Reimu smokes, drinks beer, and does heroin - whereas Sanae snorts cocaine and drinks spirits. Both stink, but Reimu is the "dirty" stink of the bad, and Sanae is the "clean" stink of the good.

Both have their moments, and I'd still lick both until they didn't smell of anything, forced or not.
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>>48640921
>or shave
I have bad news for you anon...
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>>48598135
Wrong, she's perfect as is.
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>>48640921
Only after you learn to appreciate her at her least stinkiest can you truly love her when she comes back home from an incident and collapses on her bed as her toxic smelly aroma wafts through the air like mustard gas. At that point you can bury your face in there and die by drowning.
I agree with the other anon, though. Reimu's the type to go to a gas station and buy the cheapest 6 pack of beer she can just because she wants to get drunk and then go home and shoot up heroin with Aunn who really doesn't want to but still has to anyway - all of this to say that Reimu smells like a 40 year old truck driver after baking for 2 hours in the sun.
Sanae on the other hand has good stink. You could bottle her sweat and it'd taste like lemon/lime. Yes, it smells, but it smells in the best possible way. When she gets tired, she'll practically become a fountain of holy water.
They might both have their moments, but Sanae wins this competition with flying colors. 10/10, full marks, while Reimu's still too busy doing heroin. Divinity goes a long way.
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Sanae definitely had a crush on Anakin Skywalker.
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>>48642408
I can picture Sanny bottling up a vial of her sweat and gifting it to me as sign of her devotion (and as recognition and acceptance of my sweaty armpit fetish, which she is shyly but all too haply to partake in). I'd treasure that shit by only treating myself to a few sips every once in a while as to preserve it for as long as I can and I'd savor every drop like ambrosia.
Reimu on the other hand would be okay to grow out her armpit hair and let you lick them at your request if you donate a couple 1000 yen bills. This being a purely transactional exchange, she'd lack the enthusiasm so it wouldn't taste or feel as good.
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>>48640629
You forgot her stage theme and current theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okDBNnAjItU
I think ZUN said even back in MoF that Faith is for the Transient People was way too intense but I think it fits just fine for Sanae in her more serious moments.
Also, since you linked Last Remote, I dunno why people always default to considering it as a Koishi theme when it reaches it's peak when Sanae appears on screen. I guess three themes attached to one character is a bit much, though.
Anyways, have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cICfvUII08
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>>48640921
>>48641244
>>48642408
>>48643594
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Will she accept my blood sacrifice, bros?
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>>48648030
Isnt blood impure in shintoism? If so i dont think she would appreciate it.
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>>48648030
I've seen a lot of blood and that is very clearly wine or grape juice.
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>>48648170
It is blood.
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>>48648193
i suspect this is not how blood sacrifices are supposed to work, but i'm no expert on the subject.
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I would create human lives with her.
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>>48648264
>i suspect this is not how blood sacrifices are supposed to work
This is indeed not how they are supposed to work.
>>48648047
>Isnt blood impure in shintoism?
Yes, it is impure. Spilling of it is a form of sin, one of kunitsu tsumi. Touching blood is a sure way to accumulate kegare. Although according to last Kanako's thread, Suwa Taisha has animal sacrifices, which in other parts of Japan are due to aforementioned tsumi are not seen as kindly.
>>48648030
Sake is much better offering. Rice, fruits and fish are also often used in Shinto, but sake is probably the best from practical standpoint, because you are supposed to consume the offering afterwards. Don't worry, Sanae as a living kami already took her fill when you pour for her.
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>>48648193
Can I see an ingredient list?
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>>48648347
>Don't worry, Sanae as a living kami already took her fill when you pour for her.
So what happens if you offer semen?
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>>48648358
it's also impure.
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>>48648347
So if I drink the blood it'll work?
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>>48648443
If you don't drink, it probably won't work, as it is not a properly conducted offering. But even if you drink, considering that you are using blood, it probably won't work.
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>>48648030
This thread's had some interesting posts lately, hasn't it
I was going to write a lengthy post explaining how blood is kegare, but another anon's done the same before me. What's more, he's also remembered my post in the Kanako thread about deer killing specifically. Suwa Taisha's weird in that they not only sacrifice deer to the enshrined kami, they also have entire hunting festivals, whereas in the rest of Japan in Shinto hunting is looked down upon. The priests of the shrine also ritually sacrifice frogs to the enshrined kami and pierce them with arrows.
Sanae would most likely know how to hunt and would participate in these rituals in Gensokyo, so there might be a fair bit of deer blood on her hands. Get yourself a woman that knows how to skin and gut a deer.
On that note, I doubt any girl would appreciate getting a bowl full of blood as a gift. Maybe fill it with PS2 games and she'll materialize to judge your taste.
>>48648443
Nothing's going to make the blood be pure, anon. You can drink it all you want but I'd save it for whatever you're making, personally. Whatever that is would probably make a better offering anyway.
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>>48648645
>The priests of the shrine also ritually sacrifice frogs to the enshrined kami and pierce them with arrows.
This must be because of Kanako, i cant believe Suwako-sama would allow this kind of stuff.
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>>48648671
I think you'd be surprised to find that both references to that ritual in MoF come from Suwako's spell cards. Namely "Snake Eats Croaking Frog" and "Red Frogs of Houei 4".
You're forgetting that it's Suwako, not Kanako, that controls the Mishaguji, which are just oversized, minor snake gods. Froggy's a bit more violent than it might seem at first glance.
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>>48648681
Maybe maybe those impaled frogs will go to Gensokyo and will be able to play with 'wacko. If so then i almost envy them.
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>>48648645
>blood is kegare
If Sanae doesn't understand the value of abandoning discrimination of the various parts of creation to accept the wholeness of the cosmos, that's a her problem.

>You can drink it all you want but I'd save it for whatever you're making
Did you know that about 58g of blood can substitute an egg in a recipe?
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>>48648047
>>48648347
>>48648450
>>48648645
German mom sent me this for Christmas and it just now arrived. Blood sacrifice worked.
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>>48652871
oops
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>>48648645
>This thread's had some interesting posts lately, hasn't it.
With OP setting the mood this is nothing surprising.
>What's more, he's also remembered my post in the Kanako thread about deer killing specifically.
I was the one asking back in that thread.
>>48652874
>>48652871
>Blood sacrifice worked.
The Mysterious sure is mysterious at times.
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>>48652871
>>48652874
Well then, color me fucking surprised. Maybe her new domain is that of a blood god or something.
I need to go wipe this egg off my face. And buy a bucket of blood (for cooking, of course)
>>48653024
Sometimes I forget that the girl we're dealing with here isn't held back by common sense...
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>>48652871
Why specify that she is German? Would it have been any different if she was of a different nationality?
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>>48654084
possibly because of the cuisine. blood isnt popular in many parts of the world and it just get discarded.
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Half Life? Quake? UT99? The fuck's all that, you old ass bitch? Anyways, did you hear that they're adding Skibidi toilet to Fortnite?
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>>48655532
Skibidi... Toilet?
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>>48655532
Anon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
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>>48655532
The PS2 is not a retro console. It came out fairly recently, just a couple of years ago...
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>>48655532
How strange, I suddenly feel the urge to punch Sumireko in the stomach, throw her in a trashcan and then play SNES games with Sanae.
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>>48656128
I have some bad news for you, Sanae
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Moriya Shrine's omikuji!
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>>48658625
Got Kanako. What does it mean, in this context?
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She's still learning how to fly...
You can do it, Sanae-chan! Ganbare, Sanae-chan!!!!
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Tell me, is the coochie worth the suicidal climb up Youkai Mountain for?
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>>48658683
You get to go on a date with her.
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>>48661369
you got a 2/3's chance
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>>48658625
I got Suwako, am I cursed now?
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>>48658625
I got Sanny!
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>>48661369
you could always use the ropeway
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>>48661550
choose to either be swarmed by wolf tengu on the ground or crow tengu in the sky
just kidding, they all fly



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