All I want for Christmas is toooooooooooo the Chinese girl.
Oh God not this fucking thread again
>>48473396Anonymous clearly means he wants to fuck the Chinese girl.
If you get lost in a snowstorm in Gensokyo, the snow might have some ill effect on your weight...
Kuso thread.
Golden thread.
horrid thread horrid artist horrid op
Oh hey it's the junko thread
I wish I got as much sleep as Hong Meiling. She's a good China. How do I sleep as good as her?
Link to the archive. I don't have the most updated version, if indeed it was updated.https://rentry.org/hongfever
>>48473513Get plenty of excercise, she's a sporty gal.
Ewwww what's wrong with you OP? I'd rather be a fairy (preferably this fairy).
I want to fuck and impregnate you all.
This friendly lady pops out of your wall and asks if you REALLY want to the Chinese girl! What do you say? I'm sure she's dying to make your wish come true!
>>48478807I'd prefer becoming the other kind of undead and unquestionably loyal servant.
>>48473440At least the extra pounds might help keep you warm.
>>48481613Mayumi is not undead though
>>48487853Aren' there theories that haniwa house the spirits of the deceased? I know Keiki gave her life, but it's never explained how she does it exactly, right?
It seems the jaypee is very pro "this". Now you can't complain if other stuff makes its home in here.
>>48487980>It seems the jaypee is very pro "this".Always has been. *BANG!*
>>48488017This anon just committed suicide. How sad... Eh, nah.
I guess that tiny story struck a nerve of one of the moderation staff. Linking the deleted post. https://warosu.org/jp/thread/48473392#p48488277
>>48488277The Jannie getting offended over that story is both hilarious and sad.Reminder, if it gets deleted, it's canon.
>>48473392GIVE IT UP LEON
>>48494634All the stories are canon. Yes, even the ones that conflict with each other. Especially the ones that conflict with each other.
Rumors say that if you look too long into the mirror on Kanako's chest, your reflection will change to that of the goddess.
>>48473440Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy Letty tummy~!
>>48502378One anon becomes Letty for every mention of Letty tummy.
all the Lettyposting is reminding me of the one Anon's storyhttps://rentry.org/t44u3e6hGod I love Tubbyhus
Apologies for the delay. Really should've done it last thread, but the Rentry has now been properly updated with the last few stories.https://rentry.org/hongfeverEnjoy! Make share to share with your friends. Especially that one guy who's subconsciously close to suddenly transforming into Aunn.
>>48510008Thank you, archiver anon. Hope you turn into your favorite hu.
>Swapping Bodies with the weirdo fish princess you have a crush on so you get to see her trip over her new legs like a dork
>>48514945Too green. Now you will be green.
>>48515929me on the right
>>48516026Who? Hina? Mai? Kisume? Wriggle?
>>48517659He's the cluster of 3 white dots near Kisume on the far right end of the image
>>48474245I'd rather fuck that fairy
>>48473513Regular exercise + not eating/drinking like absolute shit (you're a human not an oni, lay off on the booze) + melatoninalso stop going to bed at 3am. put shit away half an hour before sleep and read a touhou fanfic or something. for me though if i've been busy all day i'm absolutely done anyway, melatonin gummies help if my brain is refusing to wind down
>>48515929Me as all of them.
You get turned into san what do you do 1st
>>48524704Hug Kanakp all the time
>>48524704Go pppthg. If I haven't inherited a cool snake/frog tongue then kill myself post-haste.
>>48524704Question why my hair looks like disgusting boogers and then become a worthless alcoholic like my red friend
>>48524704Sexually assault Suwako.
>>48524704go to her moms and explain honestly what is going onprobably fail because no hablo japonesif for some reason the resident mind-readers can't parse that i've gotten shucked into green reimu's body, or are convinced i'm having a schizofrenic break, i guess i'll attempt to live normally? i'd make a very poor shrine maiden regardless
>>48524704Check and play with tits.
"Just hang out with Sumireko a bit and say hi" you said. "It won't change the future at all" you said.
Good evening, fellow odd chinese girl enthusiasts. We may all be unholy but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the holidays!Next part of the Kig-Urumi story is gonna be taking place at a pretty crowded party, so it'll need a couple of extras. Thought it'd be fun if I let the thread weigh in. Reply with a 2hu or 07th expansion Character you'd like to see make an appearance.
>>48532464Feels strange to be the requester this time. Merry Christmas, Kig-Urumi Anon!
>>48524704
>>48532464Letty has always been popular for unknown reasons here, and it is winter, so...
No, S-santa, I was just joking when I put getting turned into a 2hu on my wishlist could you pleas- NO, WAIT, SANTA DON'T LEAVE. I DON'T WANT TO BE CIRNO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE PLEASE TURN ME BACK PLEASE DON'T LEAVE SANTAAAAAAAA!
>>48539702An eternity as the baka. Don't be too sad. You could've been a nameless fairy.
>>48524704Sexually assault myself.
Christmas is over. How many houses did Seiga sneak into an make more jiang-shi out of the anons within?
Why do you want to become a 2hu?Realistically, what would you even do?
>>48546104Masturbate
>>48546104
>>48546104Live a nice and quiet life in Gensokyo free of modern woes. Also masturbate.
>>48524709This, but only so I can get discreet tiddy grabs, motor boat them, and also squish my chest against hers.
>>48524709>>48524726>>48524851>>48529630>>48534985>>48556958>>48543384Correct answers. >>48524875>>48524730Wrong answers.
>>48532464Oh neat, thread participation!
>>48559459Oh my god those thighs....
>>48549324The art style looks very familiar, who's the artist?
>>48532464>07th expansionThe 07 expansion thread isn't gonna lile this...
>>48563188Checked their thread and an anon was posting about what seemed to be Discord drama, so it's safe to presume that their opinions don't matter.
>>48532464her
guys guys guysi think i know how i can alicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0KqJ6L9shA
>>48473392Why can't Junko have normal threads?
>>48564305With or without huge boobs?
All anons end up as boobhus.
The size of your breasts as a 2hu is inversely proportional to the size of your dick as an anon.
I wanna lick a /jp/sie's clit
>>48572358>>48571713Both of these statements are true.
>>48579188These flying Hina .pngs have been really getting out of hand lately...
>>48572358Flaccid or erect? What about the grower types?
>>48579235Everyone begins at their erect size. However, if they start producing milk for any reason, they'll quickly expand to the size they would be if anon's dick was measured at its flacid length.This of course, means you could force a grower to lactate for some rapid titty expansion action, just the same as you could bully them for being a puny titlet.
>>48579233Looking at too many 2hu pictures will do this to you.
It's not christmas anymore but can I still become 2hu?
>>48585938Only if you also get massive tits. Regardless of the one you become.
>>48572358What about circumcised anons?
>>48587642Double mastectomy.
>>48587504Are fat cowtits like a badge that shows a 2hu used to be an anon?
>>48592780Former-anon 2hu meet up where nobody can really look down and despite being chest-to-chest, their faces aren't all that close to each other.
>>48593497I would assume 2hu anons would be different heights.Anyway here's me if I was Clownpiece.
>>48592780Some 2hus already have cowtits, but in those cases the anon will just simply have even bigger ones. As you can see.
>>48592780Certainly hope this isn't universal. Flat chests are a rare and valuable commodity after all, a true status symbol.
>>48595470Anon2hus can be recognized by two things. Fat cowtits or babymaking hips.
Ayanons rise up!
>>48596206>Tfw get turned into a tengu and have to work in the media business from now on.
>>48473440Winter weight must be a bitch for someone only active during winter.
Will we see AnonKoishi's adventures in the future? Stuff like two Koishis visiting Satori?
>>48598865Anonkoishi getting double team groped by Koishi and Satori !
>>48600127Why not just write the entirety of Chireiden having a go at her chest pillows then? The only one larger would be Okuu, and even she'd want a grab.
Eh? Autosaged?!?!?!?!
>>48602615No, you stupid idiot. Become a sub-100 IQ yokai for your insolence.
Can't be. There aren't nearly enough sageified anons here.
>>48572358>>48592780Personally I imagine the process is akin to a political spectrum that values what makes you bust more often. For example, if the anon leans more into the Democratic party of Pazuri and Big Oppai Boobies (Orinfags this means you) then your 2nd head goes to your tits & the chest become the dominantly sized asset. Meanwhile if you're more of an Republicanism-fulled Assman, then your bottom becomes the dominate asset & you'll be getting a chair-breaking bakery bult for derriere slapping. As stated before, the length of your erect member mostly hardcodes how big they'll be, but the bigger degenerate somebody is also gives them extra "bonus points" to pick and prod at what else to do with themselves. Meaning high-ranking coomers who jizz daily are potentially able to completely max themselves out on everything available and ascend to Fertitiliy Goddess tier. Things like Feet or Armpits kind of muddy the analogy here, but unlike Ass 'n Tiddies you can't really "expand" them and they're much more taboo compared to the main 2 so I'll skip over them. However I will note that "Personality" does counts as a sort of Third Party for those who don't like either. So if perchance a Seijafag just wanted to be ZUNart accurate without any of that fanon crap, he absolutely could. But will be penalized with some increased mental alterations then normal for being a fencesitter. Not enough to identity death him or anything, but he'll find it much harder then his fellow compatriots to not subconsciously keep being a ill-mannered bratty bitch just like his favorite 2hu.
Roll for your "fortune". 1-2: Jo'on 3-4: Marisa 5-6: Youmu 7-8: Sakuya 9-0: Reimu Dubs: Choose anyone on the chart Trips and above: Choose any hu you want.
>>48607926I'm expecting my shitty life to carry over.
>>48603293>if the anon leans more into the Democratic party of Pazuri and Big Oppai Boobies
>>48602708Is cuter when they are not that big.
I take it these threads barely stay alive and take more than a month to hit bump limit?
>>48615245Depending on the writing situation. I expect it's slow due to the holiday season.
>>48615245We've had threads that take more than a month, and threads that take less.>>46041613 - Feb 7 ~ Mar 14 (36 days) (the original, a hijacked Meiling thread)>>46401440 - Mar 20 ~ Apr 7 (18 days)>>46636133 - Apr 20 ~ May 7 (17 days)>>47409674 - Jul 28 ~ Sept 1 (35 days)>>47924333 - Oct 2 ~ Nov 14 (43 days)
>>48615467Not too far off from a half year straight of Chinese girl. Implessive !
>>48608494Marisa isn't terrible. Just expect to job a lot.
So true, random RPG Maker game.
>>48624536Too bad TSF isn't the main focus of the game. That and the AI art and machine translation.
>>48607926Gururururu
>>48626138Considering how worked you'll be in the SDM I hesitate to say that being Sakuya is good luck.
>>48607926please anything but Jo'on
>>48630575neat, don't even have to switch genders and get to be perved on by lady Yuyuko
>>48630611Youmu is a girl, don't be rude!
Impregnating jpsies
>>48607926My fortune definitely won't be horrifically bad!
>>48593544Built to paizuri horse cocks
>>48607926My luck has always been pretty alright, no fear here
>>48634420enjoy being flat and impoverished lmao
>>48624536>>48625991Does this game have much in the way of Touhou content? What's it called?
>>48615245These threads haven't been quite the same since couple of the writefags gave up.
>>48630914But that's gay
>>48635670Writefags make content when they're inspired to. They're inspired to write content by either other people writing content, or interesting discussions and posts. So things like >>48630914 are worthless.Be the change you want to see Anon! I believe in you! I know you can improve and be a productive person!
>>48638201That's true.We got Koishi last thread, did we not?Speaking of Koishi, I wonder how Satori would react to having to deal with not one but two Koishis. Would she even be surprised?
>>48635298Koishi Komeiji's defeat! Cave Adevnture. It's not great, but it has scenes centered around body swapping between her and different males. Not a lot as it isn't the focus. Maybe eight or so at most.
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!The Huification Infection has breached the Gensokyo quarantine zone and is rapidly spreading throughout the world.Barricade all doors, windows, and potential openings IMMEDIATELY or else you risk infection.Food and supplies will be air-dropped eventually for those in need, but for now, try to ration your food responsibly da ze~!
>>48640956Shame it's mostly AI, I like that guy's stuff, in writing and concept.>>48639938Satori would just need to start adding some alcohol in her coffee to deal with the doubled autism and stress. Otherwise, no surprises needed!Be thankful if you become a Koishi instead of Satori. Koishi means thoughts empty and pure fun. Satori means you gotta work and be stressed. And you'll probably smell like animal too.
>>48642293Just got a food airdrop. It's not very good but at least it wasn't tainted ze~.
>>48639938I think Satori would be happy that she could at least tell the two apart physically (chest size) considering she can't read their minds.
>>48635670Typical write thread life cycle desu.
Don't let the Chinese girl page 10.
Have you gotten used to having massive tits already or are you still just playing with them?
>>48645598That's true, although like >>48642313 said Satori will probably start spiking her drinks to be able to stand the antics of two Koishis.>>48642293The what now? Sounds like tengu propaganda.
A very strange incident has found its way into Gensokyo. How it works isn't exactly known, perhaps its a force of nature, a strange weather phenomena, or some mischievous trickster spirit unseen by the eye. What is known is that it has been causing some... adverse effects on the residents. Changing how they look with one another. Changing reality itself. Gensokyo will surely not be the same after this...First, you'll need to roll at least one character. You can then involve yourself, or roll a second character. If you're truly mad, you might roll multiple characters, for you've seen the incident impact a group of people. This isn't recommended unless you know what you're doing though.https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/Once you have your Touhou or Touhous, roll a 1-16 dice. You can roll as many numbers as you'd like, but I'd recommend between 2-5 times. If you get a duplicate, they'll likely cancel each other out, but it might lead to something interesting. Regardless, you might wish to roll one more for your intended end result.After you write those numbers down, then roll one final dice, between 1-4.https://www.random.org/Then, follow the chart below. The first set of numbers you roll will determine what swaps have transpired between the parties, as well as their sequence. The second number will determine the awareness everyone has of the situation.https://rentry.org/ChineseGirlAnomalyWhat strange results have you witnessed? How has Gensokyo changed?
>>48635670I'll finish the Nue and Kanako story soon-ish. Was giving it some time between threads for posterity.
>>48646516>Sanae>Merge>One-sided AwarenessOh "we" are going to be enjoying this.
>>48647271Is your will to masturbate with your new tits strong enough to overpower Sanae'a love to shill Moriya?
>>48647300She's not aware of the merge so my will is actually "our" will to her, so it outweights her singular will without her even realizing.
>>48647271>>48647530Sanae took a moment to examine herself in the mirror. Everything seemed in order to her, her cute face, her green-and-black or blonde or whatever I don't know your hair color, it all looked appropri-Suddenly, Sanae gasped as she groped her breasts greedily. She supposed that it had been a while since she had checked her breast. It made sense for her to grab herself so roughly, eyes filled with lust. "This so fucking rocks." Sanae spoke. She supposed it was nice to let her hair down some. It kind of surprised her that she was bouncing her breasts in front of the mirror, but it was Gensokyo, common sense need not apply. "God, this chick has some lovely honkers, I wish I could've titfucked her. Oh well." Since she was a girl, it would've been odd for her to want to titfuck a pair of breasts, let alone hers. Maybe if Sanae was a boy, she could probably see it. Had she ever used the word 'honkers' before? She must've coined that word just now.A familiar voice rang out from outside her room. "Sanae, come out here when you can!" Kanako-sama! Whenever she called, Sanae would always jump at the opportunity to help her mother-like goddess whenever she could-"Yeah yeah, I'll be over in a bit." It looked like Sanae was feeling uncharacteristically rude today. Maybe it was that time of the month? It wasn't unreasonable to say she could be a little short when it was that time. Sanae lifted her skirt up and touched her nether-region, shivering with delight. "This is gonna be such a sick time." Sanae figured that, if she was already touching her breasts like this, she might as well go ahead and masturbate. "Man, I wonder if this chick's moms are both willing to..."
>>48648132Sanae sounds schizophrenic to herself really fast
>>48648132>Experience my body merging with a 2hu>Fusion gives our body massive tits>Get full control of it through unexpected loophole>No one will ever notice a thing even her>I get to watch first hand her trying to rationalize "our" decisionsTalk about jackpot.
>>48646516>Okuu>Swap job, power, family, personality, ass size>Full awarenessGuess I'm just replacing Okuu. I feel a little bad for leaving Okuu in my place. Hopefully Satori doesn't mind too much. Maybe she'd like a male servant(?) with a grabbable ass? Would she habitually treat me like a pet because I'm supposed to replace Okuu? What about Yatagarasu; I assume he(?) is now on my chest?
>>48648919Replacing Okuu and trying to avoid Satori from reading your mind and figuring out what happened sounds like a fun idea that'd I'd cover if I was a writefag...
>>48648987Actually, with his rolls, everyone has full awareness of the situation. So Satori, Okuu, and Anon would understand that the two have been mixed up, but they'd still accept it. Perhaps Satori would look into finding a way to change things back, if she could, but she'd probably be more concerned with getting Anon to do his job, and then just putting it on the backburner.If Satori is involved, you'd probably want either Full awareness or no awareness. The inbetween ones are where things get awkward.
>>48648987No, I'm still (mostly) just me, in my regular human male body, but having taken Okuu's nuke powers and her entire life, basically, and everyone knows it. Satori would know something's happened as soon as she lays her two regular eyes on me, let alone her third eye.Meanwhile Okuu herself is placed into my life, having also lost her nuke powers, personality and swapped her feminine butt for my hank hill looking ass.
>>48646516>Patchouli>Merge>Partial AwarenessI mean, it's probably because of some spell "we" did? Also on an unrelated note, shame there's no twinning options, those are fun.
>>48646975looking forward to it!
>>48650921Twinning actually could be really good, you're right. Maybe next one.
>>48649305Enjoy the nuclear furnace job, at least you got her powers and personality to make it easier. If being a playful ditz prone to megalomania is a a benefit...>>48650921Hopefully you two can find a new system to make it work. Would you consciousnesses merge too, or is it more like two people sharing the same body?
>>48646516>NitoriEh, could be worse.>Personality, Intelligence, Power, Bodyswap, HeightSo basically, I'm now a 6ft tall Nitori that can't manipulate water?(Assuming her water manipulation power is now in my now-manlet body, with her consciousness in a "me-ified" state.)>Full Awareness...and everyone will know I'm not the real Nitori. Fuck. I suppose I can just go live mostly by myself if I'm going to be shunned, modelling myself as a benevolent figure towards sworn fr- I mean fellow humans, growing my own cucumbers and tinkering with gadgets. Kappa are known for not working well with others on projects, so I guess living alone is not so much of a big deal. Maybe people will think I'm a Yamawaro?
>>48655573Semi-merged cosciousness with two kinda-but-not-really separate "selves" sharing one body sounds the most interesting.So "we" could still do anything Patchouli already could do, but now "we" have a lot more knowledge of the outside world, some meta knowledge of the setting, can speak multiple languages, and know mechanical and materials engineering.I'd go for fatter tits too though.
I find it interesting that the roll scenario was open to it being two touhous, but everyone just chooses for it to be (you) and a touhou. Curious...
>>48659892This is a covert AGP/TSF thread so what did you expect, but just for you...>>486465162hus: Seija, Sakuya.Swaps: 6 1 12 8 16, gender swap and mergeAwareness: 2, targets aware, others not.So they combine to become a man. I like to think "he" displays both the bratty attitude of Seija, and the submissiveness of Sakuya, and has a reputation for deliberately causing trouble to be punished, when it's actually just Sakuya trying to cover for Seija's rebelling from inside Seikuya.
>>48660007>Sakuya trying to maintain her role as a maid but the urge of Amanojakuism tell her to be a pain in the ass I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>48660007>>48660206Remilia correcting her bratty butler, while the Sakuya part insists that she's always been a loyal servant God that's hot
>>48474636OVERRULED!
>>48659892I enjoy this variant of TF much more when its being done to me rather than someone else. There are a couple of fringe exceptions, such as when something like this is done en masse (A scenario where every hu slowly turned into a clone of Alice would make my dick diamonds.) This is generally the type of TF where I find getting TF'd more enjoyable to fap to than TFing others.
>>48661853>A scenario where every hu slowly turned into a clone of Alice would make my dick diamondsWhy does /jp/ like grimdark so much, that sounds terrifying
