She's finna spread unhinged rumors about (you).
sumicute!
Would make Renko's great-great-grandma with her.
>>48512716Built for rape and mindbreak like 177013
>>48520292Things like this makes you think how one single meme can change a character's entire image. I mean, what would have happened if Sumireko's cockroach doujin was made for other character?
>>48512716Seems like /jp/sies really hate her. No wonder her thread was always dying quickly.
>>48520403Is because she is a zoomer?
>>48520427Yes, actually.
>>48520638I thought it was a random thing, like "Yeah, fuck this girl-"
How old is she?
>>48520691I dont think theres something like that for any Touhou girl, the beef people have with some characters tends to have some meaning behind it.You have to remember that old good new bad is a big thing in human psychology, specially when it comes to ones mortality; hatred towards the youth is a very real and powerful thing.
>>48522996Old enough.
>>48522996Breeding age
>>48524537kill yourself
>>48512716Unpopular opinion but I kinda wish ZUN would’ve had the balls to kill her off in ULiL. Be an ultimate showcase about how dangerous Gensokyo is for outsiders and show how our main characters are still ultimately scary monsters who don’t take kindly to arrogant humans. Be kind of tragic but fitting for the dumb teenager, hyped up on her own abilities ultimately getting disposed of and everyone just moving on like nothing happened, kind of like the Fortune Teller.
>>48512716Oh, yeah? and to what friends you will spread such lies?check and mate, Loser!
>>48531175You'll see, she'll spread it to every AI and LLM's material so they'll start regurgitating the information to unsuspecting randos
>>48532783>uuh yeah anon likes dumb brunette girls with glasses beep boop, how embarrassing!>"who is anon?"i imagine it would go like this, so i am not that bothered
>>48525267ZUN is a hack...
roach status?
>>48522996Old enough to get teen pregnant with Renko's mom, ruining her dreams forever.
>>48525267I really support your opinion, but I always thought that the reason for her being alive is because she will have a weight for the lore in the future with Maribel and Renko.
>>48536402It works to show that ultimately Gensokyo can also be vulnerable to insane/schizophrenic/obsessed enough outsiders who happen to develop the necessary abilities, after all, fantasy isn't totally dead on the outside world, just not as prevalent as it used to be, and in a way, new fantasies and folk beliefs might develop and have unexpected side effects on the older fantasies
>>48531175Clownpiece, of course! Soon, the rumors surrounding you will be spread to all of the fairies and none of them will ever dare approach you again.
>>48537755oh, so sumi is friends with clownpi?I am sure there will be no trouble in providing 56 selfies she made with her?
>>48512716>finnaNigger.
I, a newly transferred student to Sumireko's school, walk up to Sumireko and whisper "paizuri" to her and continue walking.
I, a newly transferred student to Sumireko's school, walk up to Sumireko and whisper "you 'bug' me" to her and continue walking.
I, a newly transferred student to Sumireko's school, walk up to Sumireko, pull out my flip phone and impregnate her on the spot while she's too busy laughing at me to resist.
I, a junior at Sumireko's college, walk up into Sumireko with nothing under her overcoat, and whisper "that's really hot", and continue walking.
>>48536086it's over...
>>48541798>>48541816>>48541843>>48542122Hot, I want a girlfriend like her now.
>>48541816>>48541843>>48542122How she's gonna know what you say if she doesn't speak english?>>48541798This guy gets it. It being a paizuri.
>>48543506>How she's gonna know what you say if she doesn't speak english?Most Gen Zers know it at least on a basic level. Also, how can she use AI without knowing English?
>>48543899Jap English proficiency is atrocious. It's worse than the chinks.
>>48543997Well, Google Translate does fine for casual conversation. At least she no longer has problems with language barriers when a certain gaijin rapes her.
>>48544071Sumireko wondering if this is a gaijin metaphor for something when the waitu piggu onisan stuffs his penis down her throat.
>>48512716sumi.butt
childless hag!
>>48550030>26>hagwut
>>48550077leftoveruselessexpiredperfect
>>48550030I thought she was much younger.
>>48556136So is most 2hu.
Usami Sumireko
>>48523367my favorite
>>48512716To who? I am an enigma that no one knows.
>>48565877>>48532783
>>48556390Sumireggko
Sumineko
What's so good about her?
>>48583312Compared to the other 2hus, she is easier to fix.
>>48583489but being easier to fix is a disadvantage in /jp/Besides she isn't easier to fix. She's a braindead zoomer but that's a problem /jp/ does not like to tackle.
>>48596629>She's a braindead zoomer but that's a problem /jp/ does not like to tackle.That's a problem that can be solved simply by getting her laid.Which would be an absolutely mind-blowing experience, by the way.Just imagine all the freaky psychic sex you could have with her for the rest of her life by marrying her.
>>48596910Some guy imagined it too, and it was so good that he even gave up his surname and let the Usami lineage continue with her kids it seems
>>48597099So Sumi got impregnated due to some guy imagining sex with her? What is she? Succubus?
Sumimarriage!
>>48597378forced marriage*
Keep in mind that if you marry her, you will also get her doppelganger.
>>48602915Sumireko threesomes...
>>48603945Getting pegged in the butt by one Sumi while getting your face smothered by the other Sumi...
>>48604081Hot
>>48596629>>48596910>>48602915>>48603945Cute lesbians!
>>48611529psychic paizuri
OyaSUMI
SUMImasen for not bumping earlier
Sumibunny
sumilove
>>48525267>would’ve had the ballshe writes exactly what he wants, which is a bright fantasy. kill yourself grimnigger, ywnbc (you will never be canon)
>>48624243what's with sumireko and high cut garments?
>>48634869Sumi wants anons to notice her charm!
Anon!! There's no more time to waste!!! You *HAVE* to IMPREGNATE Sumireko!!!! You NEED to ensure Renko's EXISTENCE!!!!!!
>>48636179Sounds exhausting. Wouldn't it be better to pay some ugly bastards?
>>48641076slute esper
Hey Anon, do you like guns?
>>48634718>he writes exactly what he wants, which is a bright fantasySaying that in a world where WaHH, SoPM and FS exist is beyond delusional. ZUN has been a grimnigger for the longest time.
>>48647456W-what does she want?
>>48649065she wants you to praise her 3D printed gun anongo on do it
>>48654755She won't start doing funny things at school as it happens in certain western countries, will she?
>>48647456I'll have sex with you, sumireko! just leave my classmates alone!
>>48659290She wants a compliment, not sex!
>>48512716Only Usami I cared about turned into Greece presents Uryu Ishida. Must be a hassle blipping out of existence like that.
