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>>48641989Wew, thank the Maou I love Lilim!
im safe, im inoculated with scale fever
Does anyone else's antivirus block the website hosting the individual MGE art archives?
>>48642030The website is down rn, they're trying to get it up on another host now. Mira cucked out.
>>48642035No, no the ones that are hosted on "st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/"
>>48641989looks like last years batch has matured.
>>48641996Kots are proud and strong creatures, they would never do that.
>>48642079strong serious samurai neko is built to be headpatted and base-of-tail rubbed by carefree gaijin tourist/trader Anon who also brought in an accidentally-dangerous substance only known as "catnip"
>>48642110Exactly, I will smoke with the neko
>>48642039Works fine for me.
>Anon accidentally marries into the nyakuza
>>48642030You use avast? It gives me a lot of false positives
>>48642133Trickery! Shenanigans!
Tsurara-chan is really cool!
>>48642155Is it really an accident if I purposely choose my favorite neko and become her bodyguard?
Am I using the bogey as a bodypillow, or is she using me as a bodypillow?
>>48642311I'm guessing yes.
>>48642311Tiger bogey, like a stuff animal needs hugs to survive
>>48642180malwarebytes
>>48642330Jinko Bogeys really love bouncing
Bros, what does the turbo button on my shogputer do?There's also a sticker that says "never obsolete!", but that can't possibly be true.
Importing 'yip and their ginger beer in winter town was an excellent idea. Apo and 'nubis were a mixed bag. What specie should be next?
>>48642392The human anonymous.
>>48642392wurm
>>48642461We're already legion, hiding in the snow or in front of the fireplace. >>48642463An Ice wurm, what kind of personality would go with well for her?
>>48642472Kuudere
>>48642477Poker face retard wurm seems like a dangerous combo
>>48642392I dunno, how's about an Alaskan Field Maus?
>>48642513Cute mouse, what's her personality? Anxious?
>>48642551I dunno, call Miller on the codec and ask
>>48642551>fearless until she isn't>workaholic until she has rubbies or is tucked under a blanket>loves music, almost too much, enters a trance state>loves light wrestling and play>serial nuzzler>grabs you with both hands and licks you lip a drip feeder>has grand fantasies of being a mighty adventuring hero
>>48642622Sounds like she would perfectly fit in winter town, maybe as a delivery girl
>>48642463>should have taken that left turn at albuquerque
>>48642666She does singing telegrams for literal peanuts.Even for regular parcels she'll carol at your door until you come pick it up. And she knows hundreds of carols.Please do not resist the urge to grab her by the ears and shut her up!
>>48642035>Cucked outWhen dumb fuck lawmakers cannot tell the difference between drawings and actual abusive material there isn’t much they can actually do.
Never trust a plant.
>>48642758don't worry I've got a deep seated fear/revulsion to weird plants and fungi, I ain't going anywhere near them
>>48642392SPOODERS!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
i want to fight her
lilims should just make stuff like devil fruit from one piece and hand it out to human womenrandom transformations a go!
>>48643256Snek and cold are not good friends either, and yet apopsicle.Spooder can love making clothes.Spooder can wear scarf, and leg warmers, and another scarf, and a big coat, and drink hot cocoa so she does not get drunk off coffee.Also she can have little spooder booties to keep her feetsies warm.Also hugs. Spooders need hugs or they will die.
>>48643038Sounds like a hard one, bug and cold are not good friends. Maybe a spooder who loves making clothes? Always wearing a scarf and using coffee to stay warm but a little bit drunk
>>48643279In that case something like a tarentula, they're used to stay at home, selling the best hand crafted garnement. Waiting for the perfect anon to fall in her trap (buy the special set of clothes).
Perhaps a somewhat homosexual topic, but what kind of incubus would you like to be?>sea wife>breathe underwater and swim super slicklike>grasslands wife>run really fast so you can keep up with your hoofed beauty on your own two legs. feel the wind in your hair (or shiny dome)>shog wife>shog>winged wife>become uncannily good at impressions and funny voices which amuses her to no end>also, you are now attuned to her feathers and build an actual wingsuit out of them to fly around in, but you gotta git gud>winter wife>tremendous legendary strength, but only for the purposes of carrying firewood & christmas trees, hunted game, and rolling up and assembling snowmen>esoteric snowball acumen (perfect slushballs) and throwing ability (can hit a bullseye 20 miles away, if you're allowed to charge up long enough (tongue sticking out is mandatory))>demon/et. al. wife>sick ass tail, wings, and horns>toggleable shadowform>can say whatever cringe shit you want and everybody loves it>chesh wife>your life is a joke>...your life IS a joke>everything is extremely fucking funny and so are you>unparalleled abs which she likes to sink her claws into
>>48643458I just want no refraction period, huge libido and no worrying about human health problems.
>>48643458>sick ass tail, wings, and hornsIf you want to alp just come out and say it, homo
>>48643434How can she smug
>>48643765He bought
>>48642758She'll have to tell me the truth once I drink her tea. She'll be honorbound.
I don't know why Shogs bother cooking when shogmilk has all the nutrients a man needs and it tastes good.
>>48644062shogloaf has been a family recipe for generations
>>48643458Give me endurance, strength and vigor, I don't need more. I still want to die one-day
scale polishing is hard work
>>48644221Unnecessary, too. She flies, the sun shines on her glittering scales and blinds airline pilots and then where are you?
>>48644150I don’t get it.
>>48644221Thats why you marry a nice olm instead of a dragon
>>48642030Sounds shady.
How big you like your slime cores?I never see anything beachball sized
>>48644589Big enough to go out of her during sex and travel into the D as her new nest.
>>48642030You succuvirus is getting jealous
Help me decide between these two story ideas for the contest:>Ogre garbageman/removal service who likes picking fights dealing with new recruit anon >Werecat and cheshire train conductors on luxury scenic railway
>>48644684Oh no, a Krautrock Girl!
>>48644684if only there was some way to understand her intentions
>>48644668Ogre, there's not many Ogre stories.
>>48644668There’s next to no Ogre stories who actually play them straight.
>>48644721>the violent ravening drunk is beaten up and thrown out of town>the poor humans have to pick up the pieces and rebuild>you meet your lovely village girl wife when you volunteer to rebuild her parents house along with the rest of the village>the heartwarming climax is when the village gets together after and helps you build your new farm to live in
dogs smell
>>48644727Wait, where's the ogor?
>>48644668I like kots and trains.
You know you've found the right one when you look at her and you're reminded of summertime back when things were good and carefree years ago. For me, it's anubis that does this
>>48644773Drunk under a bridge.
>>48644813She's literally me.
>>48644813Troll-chan finally got a roommate... but she's about to find out... living together is harder than it looks
>>48644826i will not be depositing the troll toll in the troll hole
Sex with smug loli monsters
>>48644721>>48644700Fair. I'm not planning on dumbing down how strong, violent and prone to anger ogres are. Won't be a total barbarian, but she likes drinking, fighting and general shithousery. Equally big anon or small plucky anon who puts the extra effort in?
>>48644826>>48644834>>48644813>So this is our bridge...>Aye?>We maintain it for all the folks who pass by it and of course our house is under it>Aye>Now do you know what to do when travelers want to cross the bridge?>Aye!>And what would that be?>I'll throw a rock at 'em!>...>A big rock.
getting lifted up and stolen by the tail of a buff demon and being unable to escape while she's are completely oblivious
>>48644839Go full femdom, the seething will make it fun
>>48644839Small guy with a driver's licence so he can drive the truck while she's sloshed
>>48644839Reverse ryona would be nice
>>48644852>>48644848This, I can already see the fr*g crying
>>48644852Do any anons enjoy the idea of really being beaten up into submission and turned into a house husband for a strong monster girl?
>>48644869i prefer an evenly matched fight myself
>>48644869Personally no, it's about sending a message to maledomfags and especially the fr*g. They need to fuck off.
I like the idea of just grabbing a monster and taking her home, not necessarily a violent situation, that's why I like Zombies so muchYou cantake them home, bathe them and then go balls deep inside her
>>48644979https://files.catbox.moe/2a7x93.jpgThis but Jiangshies
>>48644979trouble is, they can do that to you too>anon picks up boggleboe>krampus picks up both of them
>>48644684Ich verstand nicht?
>>48644688That really is a cat.
It's goatin' time with your bapho neighbor!
>>48645071The time of artists is really over.
>>48644962>>48644862I’m not even convinced the frog is a real person so much as he’s an invention of anon insanity
>>48645079he mighta been real at one time, but you know how these things go.
She's really in the mood for goatin'!>Chance of escape: 0%Better start planning for daughterus!
>>48645079He was.>https://warosu.org/jp/thread/48539554#p48543781You'll have to follow this chain about dreadnoughts but you can probably find the story somewhere.
>>48644979Be careful with monsters pretending to be undead to get picked up by anons
>>48645108I still don't get why you keep bullying him. They're no 40k story in your link, he gave up.
>>48643038>fluffy spiders that knit sweaterscomfy thoughts like this are nice.
>>48642392Lava golem. Someone has to be the Sauna manager, might as well put "a molten-hot pile of rock: the mamono" in charge of that.
>>48645079Personally I'm really tired of people calling out boogeymen when some topic they don't like appears, that behavior reminds me of the worst boards in this siteHere it has always been ignoring and report, not starting shit
>>48643458I want Shoggoth to rebuild me on a molecular level. So many inefficiencies. From the usual ones like "dick could be bigger so it's more fun for me and my wife(s)" and "being flatfooted is pain for long periods of walking" to some stranger ideas that once got into my brain and never left like "the cells in our eyes are wired wrong, with the wire going in front of the light receptor cell, that's why we see badly and have 'dark spots' where we don't see anything at all because thats where the wires are routed out of the eye" and "being autistic is pain for long periods of talking" but i feel i'll need a flayer for that last one. Or a kikimora to help me out of my depression and self-doubt. Or an equally autistic Lich/Anubis/Automaton who understands what i'm saying.
>>48645285jubjubs are good listeners
>>48645181No, he wrote it. Then got bullied. I don't understand why either. I just don't think anons here are the most stable.
>>48645074Each year AI art gets better and better. Soon it'll be able to copy all artstyles and be free from imperfections. Next will be video. Then as technology is able to immerse your other senses, we may just be able to live in a world where you can experience all of it with of all your senses: sight, sound, touch, taste, and smell. Digital monster girl wives are just around the corner!
>>48645491derivative AI is poisoned from the root up. it cannot create, only regurgitate. whether or not you're satisfied with that is up to you
>>48645194
>>48645401So are they a full version somewhere?
>>48642392Import jinko
>>48645604they won't let me, she's endangered
I am weak to ________.
>>48645513You know what they say. Good artists borrow, great artists steal.
>>48645625That's bullshit, where did you heard that crap?
>>48645610Demon lips.
>>48644839>>48644848Ogres are pure maledom monsters
>>48645610Tomboy chesh
>>48644839>You ever been raped by an onion?>...no?>Then I guess ogres aren't like onions.
>>48645216I find it amusing at times but your position is understandable. There’s been plenty of bogeymen and no bogey women so it’s disappointing.
>>48645610Monster anus
>>48645610fire-typing
>>48645758I made this post. I want to rim a hellhound.
>>48645758I too am enticed by the hole that expels feces!Poop chute > Love hole
>>48645610high explosives
bug
>>48645610Fat loli ass, and the flawless pale skin of high level undead species.
>>48645606Just tell them it's for reproduction and they'll let you.>>48645610Jinkos.
>>48645887the process to apply for a breeder's license seemed kind of shady
>>48645610Fat tails.
>>48645963Sanae!? What happened?
>>48646154im afraid she has fallen victim to the scaly brides incident.
>>48645784But the anus is a love hole, specially for monsters
>>48645647I don't remember writing this
>>48646182It's also used for sports
>>48645647she keeps signing contracts with a lipstick mark
>>48646184>>48646231How can a god-fearing man resist these hussies?
>>48646232No flirting in the workplace!
>>48646240Kiss her back to throw her off balance
>>48646247begging to get wing-hugged on top of her.
>>48646252nobody said anything about demon-judo
>>48646252It's a fine line between a clever defense and provoking her predatory instincts, but victory requires risk.
>>48646252>>48646263shes a rookie. didnt even coil her tail around his leg
>kiss her to throw her off balance>get leg locked, hug locked, wing hugged, tail worming its way into your pantsLiterally just stepped on the mine.
>>48646280No no, she's ensuring he remains unspooked until it's too late. Deems are clever and deceptive.
>>48646280contractless behavior
>>48646284>lip locked
>>48646243What are workplaces if not just a way to trick men into interacting with monster girls?
>>48646342i hope to be a sinecure someday
>>48646342A war zone?
for me, it's cheshire. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked fat booty.
>>48646342An estimated 35% of offices in Monster Girl City are made by Tanukis, to give their husbands something to do all day- they don't do a lot of strenuous work but they're kept at a safe and manageable level of busy. It's like giving a zoo animal a ball for enrichment, and it makes the men feel like they're contributing despite the fact that the primary business model of these "offices" is to sell pictures of men in ties to monsters with an OM (Office Man) inclination.At a higher pay grade, you can get pictures of their after-work drinking parties where occasionally someone gets a bit tipsy and takes their tie off.The Tanukis who subscribe to these services (and keeping these 'jobs' involves a pricy monthly fee) like them because a tired husband will allow them to dote, and consider it a healthy way to socialize their husbands.
>>48646420it's a good program after overhunting devastated the wild salaryman population
>>48646420A common way for rich monsters to 'train' a newly acquired husband into depending on their wives for money is to subscribe him to a 'job', and then after several months to a year terminate the subscription, which has him laid off in a company restructuring.After two to three cycles of this, even the most steadfast breadwinner is usually ready to accept that his Dragon/Wight/sugar momma will pay his way and is rapidly on the way to becoming a doting househusband for a growing family.
>>48646420>you can get pictures of their after-work drinking parties where occasionally someone gets a bit tipsy and takes their tie off.This is some advanced male stripper lore.
>>48646434That's a little TOO manipulative, I feel
>>48646450it is danuki-coded but i don't care much for it either
Sucking on a dormouse's fingers is like sucking on a sugary, molasses-flavored candy. Sticking a dormouse in a hot room is like having a scentsy turned on.Sleeping with a dormouse is like sleeping in a heavenly bed: warm, soft, pleasant smelling, no musk, and with loves of sweet, syrupy kisses.
>Cerberus monster wife>Left head is a wild, uncontrollable, foul-mouthed delinquent (controls left arm and left torso)>Right head is a quiet, nervous, snot-nosed and sickly with no notable qualities (controls right arm and right torso)>Center head is a calm but stern nerd with confidence (controls the legs and everything else not mentioned)>Most importantly: all of them love you in their own ways
Would you rather read a MGE exclusive or a post-portal setting story? Theme will be gremlin invention.
>>48646554gremlins thrive with more tech around
>>48645610spores
>>48646568you cant even see them.
>>48646554>read a MGE exclusiveNot really.
horny autist vs medusa Who wins?
>>48646554I think either is fine, but if it helps you decide then I think post-portal story works with iterations on modern technology, while in pure MGE Grem's approach can result in something less recognizable.
>>48646586always bet on eros
>>48646586despite their overpowered toolkit medusa tend to lose most matchupsespecially the chesty ones
>>48646586Medusa. Anon can't use her horny antics if he's a statue.
>>48646586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4W-aKEsHBw
>>48646682you wouldnt fall for something as simple as blue skin. would you, Anon?
>>48646702No
>>48646586Horny man will buy those cool mirror shades (sunglasses) in an attempt to be cool and woo the girl so he could bowchickawowowMedusa is doomed to fall to her own paralysys.
>>48646702these things happen
>>48646586Both
>>48646702We have blue skin at home
>>48646682>>48646702Blue skin is too sexy. But then again purple is sexy too, and brown, and pure deathly white, and...
>>48646682>>48646702>>48646729>>48646798what is this? some sort of forest of the blue skin?
>>48646801i'm starting to think this guy likes women
>>48646586Me (horny autist)
>>48646836Clever, I laughed.
what is the ideal intelligence level of your monwife?
>>48646859>what is the ideal intelligence level of your monwife?autist
How do I drive off stray catgirls trying to seduce and mate with me? They keep invading my lawn and backyard and trying to rub their asses against me....
>>48646903Hellhound scent should keep them away. Find one and rub your body against her. You get the best results when she's sweaty.
>>48646903get a lazy cat and rub her scent all over you. this is best achieved by cuddling with her once every 8 d̶a̶y̶s̶ h̶o̶u̶r̶s̶ minutes
>>48646903Adopt a cat so she's not a stray anymore
>>48646934this will only make them more aggressive, as they will see it as a matter of species pride. they can tell that you havent done the deed yet by the fact that you arent using crutches- as is common for men first few months after meeting a hellhound.
>>48646966>they can tell that you havent done the deed yetI don't see a reason not to take the next step.
i think my shog has autism.
>>48647058Mabye move the core down to the chest? There is a lot more space in there for it to grow and improve her intelligence.
>>48643458>but what kind of incubus would you like to be?Whichever one makes my mental health better. I just wanna feel good again. I haven't felt like myself in 20 years and I'm tired of having to mask it all the time especially in front of people who claim they love and care about me but they only love this carefully crafted mask I made so that they could like me. No one is ever going to truly love me. This is why I come here. No one on earth will truly love me so maybe the people I make in my head will love me. It doesn't matter what species she is, in my head she truly loves me and allows me to be myself around her.
>>48644684I only speak Freedom lady.
>>48646903Reject the cat girls and they'll eventually invoke the forbidden ritual to summon a master cat to break you in for them. It's already over for you. You just get to decide how bad you go down.
>>48646903Get a German Shepherd or Husky Kobold. Or if you live in colder climates a Malamute Kobold might be your best bet.
Did you hear about the photographer arrested by Hatter PD?He was convicted of hardcore spornography!
I will scare the monster hoes away with loud metal music that hurts their sensitive animal ears
>>48647202hound bait. everyone knows that the only surefire way to repel monsters using music is to play mathcore. that is. as long as there isnt a legendary hellnubis around
>>48647151Wide hips are the only feature that really matters to me, and I hate that.
Best Momster/Auntster?
>>48647413Ushi-Onis
>>48647413kiki
>>48647288it do be like thatexcept i don't hate it
>>48647413Mom, why are you naked and laying on the floor sleeping?
>>48647483she's not naked, she's clearly wearing her leaves
>>48647463Ushi-Oni!
Ushis!
date night with the wife
Did you know that this thread is now owned lock, stock, and barrel by SPOODERS?It's true!
>>48647581Ushi Wife = Happy Life
ushis are dumbnot best spidernot best cowshe's just a dork!
>>48646342>start new job>monster coworker next to you instantly starts chatting you up and flirting a bit>try to rebuff her as politely as possible>shift the conversation by asking what she does at the company>she starts sweating and stammering saying that she works the accounts>tell her that you're an accountant too and that you look forward to working with her>she nervously laughs and tells you she'll teach you everything she knows>pass by her cubicle later that day and find her watching free intro accounting tutorials
>>48647594Ushis are smart--they're weavers!Ushis are BEST SPIDER and BEST COW!Some Ushis are dorks, though. But cute dorks!
>>48647594>ushis are dumbmaybe>not best spider>not best cowwrongwrong>she's just a dork!maybe, I see that as a positive!
I would really like to hold an Ushi's paw. Also, I wonder how they would paint their nails. I bet that'd be really neat.Imagine--a gothy Ushi who paints her nails and horns black, and her seal is just black text on a black seal.Black.Ushi.Lipstick.
>>48647582Spider pedipalps leg-locking you, you leg-locking the spider at the same time. An advanced technique for advanced spider wrestling.
>>48647643I would also hug her tightly and tell her I love her.
>>48647643she'd say that to if she was latched to your neck like a leech.
>>48647639>how they would paint their nails>antiquity>employ the services of a venerated spider talon etcher and painter>industrial era>open special spider-brand nail paint cans>(get help from your husband, he knows how to do the thing with the screwdriver!)>dip your talons in>drip drip drip>dab dab dab>bake them in front of gremtech UV bulb>swirl paints together for cool inky effects>modernity>get hydro dipping kit>can create complex pictures and patterns that wrap onto the talon>lasts a long time but hard to remove>(get help from your husband, he can get to them from all angles and knows how to use the talon sander just right)
>>48647754omg, so much real estate for design work. Very cute.
I'm going to make a fake office and charge monsters money to let them live out their fantasies. There will be tons of broom closets everywhere, all the desks will face the door with front panels that go all the way to the ground, the caffeteria will have romantic lighting and isolated booths, there will be a lovely little area outside for "employees" to eat their lunch, and how high she is in the corporate ladder will correspond to how much she pays (or under, if she's into that). Does anyone here want to spend a few minutes a day pretending to type into a spreadsheet and several hours flirting with dorky monsters in pencil skirts? I offer competitive salary and benefits.
>>48647754>employ the services of a venerated spider talon etcher and painterI want to be that.
>>48647413Shoggy
>>48647815Imagine the difficulties inherent in being among the first spider talon artisans. Wealthy ushi fresh out of the onsen, relaxing in her fine robes, meditating in her aromatherapy while awaiting the nail artist and... a man comes in with a toolbox.You can't just get by with your art skills, you'd have to be a good conversationalist with highborn sensibilities too. Because the silence will be broken. She's just too curious. You'd need nerves of steel to keep your composure while you're slid under her like a wagon mechanic, too.
>>48647857Alternatively you could go the less particular route, and do stuff like kid's or adult's birthday parties and tribal outreach. Might be fun to have a crowd oohing and aahing in a language you may or may not understand, and tugging your pant hems.
>>48647885>adult's birthday parties>they always ask for the "chivalrous Paladin" >never the fun jester >4 years of clown college just to be some hags thinly veiled armor fetish
>>48647815>spider talon etcher and painterToo late, my scale polishing and cleaning kit is in the mail. Just wait until those dragons see me whip out the ultrasonic cleanser.
>>48647931>Hearken unto me now, madam! Have you ever seen a holy knight that can JUGGLE? Behold! What ho! Zounds!>ohh very good wowww hey listen i have this cursed sorceress's staff in my->bogie slaps her mouth shut and hands you a 4th bowling pin with deep lust in her eyes
>>48648068what happens when you are forced to start juggling panties and bras?
>"You stand in the presence of an empress, human.... Kneel. Now."
>>48648154i didnt vote for you
>>48648154She looks to be only four feet high....
>>48648195You say that like its bad.
>>48646434No way you guys actually like this shit?
>>48648195Perfect for putting on a high shelf
>Walk into a noodle shop in the back alleys>All the fancily dressed foxes inside seem baffled that there would be a customer looking for some food>No menu or anything, just a 45 minute wait for some ramen>Best noodles I've ever had, nice old fox who brought it out tells me it's on the house>Go back the next day to find that the shop closed downwhat an odd place. Noodles were delicious though
>>48648245They just moved the noodle shop next your houseNo worries,now you can have noodles and fox everyday!
All MGs deserve headpatseven 40,000 old fox hag wives that have strong sense of pride and dignity will be headpatted
>>48648290https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png
>>48647931How many Cheshires flunk outta clown college every year?
>>48648290What if she's 10 feet tall? I feel like using a ladder would upset her.
ALL MONSTERS DESERVE IS A smooch ON THE lips.
>>48648154I'll overthrow her.
>>48648154"It's past your bedtime sweetie, get some rest so your mom and I can make you a new sister!"
>>48647609Something about this pic makes me think MGE should've been a more maledom originated setting
>>48648312even hebi?
>>48648337Ushis are good girls, they're just REALLY REALLY horny. Once they get some of that out of their system they're top tier waifus.
>>48648346They may break your bed, but they'll never break your heart
>>48648343No, not hebi. Miss Hebi eats the rats who try to nest in Miss Ryu's shrine and she doesn't even cook them first!
>>48648383That's true. Also, they're easily disarmed by you making the first move.Granted, if you make the first move on an Ushi, she's going to make the second, third, fourth and FIFTH moves, but it's so cute to see her frazzled.
>>48648384cooking destroys nutrients in exchange for energy availabilityintelligent hebi gets her energy from rice and nutrients from raw animalignore the glowing red eyes roaming the shrine grounds at 3 AM it's just the gardener
>>48648384>Miss Hebi eats the rats who try to nest in Miss Ryu's shrine and she doesn't even cook them first!>t. miss ryu
>>48648402>shrine maidens keep stealing your supplicants>breed more shrine maidens>the odds of a guy actually making it to you get lower and lower every generation of hebis (which there are quite a few of now)>hebis pity you so much they let you catch the bouquet at every wedding>villagers begin to fear you as thunderstorms become more and more common
>>48648410>hebis pity you so much they let you catch the bouquet at every wedding>one anon finally makes it to ryu>sees all her flowers and comments how she must really like flowers >decades of pent up lust destroys poor anon
Did you know, that if you nacho cheese on nacho, then cheese nacho taste chip nacho taste you cheese? this is because nacho chip cheese on chip nacho, cheese chip taste nacho you
>>48648195it's good for morale
>>48648425I don't have enough anime girls with question marks around their heads to properly respond to you.
>>48648410i could make it past the hebi defense forcei just don't want to
>>48647058Rude. Now you've made her cry.
>>48648305Good, strangle the dark elf
>>48648154>i ain't paying taxes to you, if thats what your hinting at
>>48648488You will pay the Single Man Tax and you will love it
>>48648488>portals open>get sent very angry letters from the MGCIRS threatening legal action because you haven't paid taxes in 20 years >finally decide that since the regime change you can talk them out of paying taxes >go to MGIRS building with a briefcase, calculator, and your old W-2s>sit down in front of a ultra hag Danuki >"Good you're here. Take off your pants and lie on the futon behind you."
>>48648505That's a good way to radicalized men against monsters
>>48648509Yes, by having men marry the monsters can they avoid the taxI myself just took a random zombie home and life is sweet
>>48648509And what they gonna do about? Go out and confront the monsters?
>>48644668Train train, I love my station!
>>48648526Domestic terrorism and armed robbery or just joining the order, they have a really attractive tax policy once you completed your military service
>>48648538>Domestic terrorism and armed robbery or just joining the orderAll of which lead to marriage with a monster girlThe illusion of choice if you will
>>48648505money doesn't mean a lot in a post-scarcity society
>>48648538>Domestic terrorism>Breaking News!>local man throwing empty egg cartons at monsters as plunged hagville into chaos>studies show that it is a single man that has been taxed too much >HAG SWAT are in pursuit and expecting to bring this fiend to justice >more at 11
>>48648565You get taxed in sex though, money has little value for monsters
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to hug the mofu to stay warm at night.Squirrel mofu in particular is able to serve as a body pillow, though doing so too often may make the wife attached to such mofu jealous.
>>48648631>though doing so too often may make the wife attached to such mofu jealousHope she doesn't find out I put googly eyes on the mofu
After a lot of soul searching, I have decided:Kej
How's greenwormfag doing nowadays?
>>48647609>(Omitted for Length)
>>48648735Like Rodin's Thinker, he is lost deep it contemplation.
pray to wurm
>>48648809No, I saw her skinning a deer and laughing like a little girl. She's fucked up.
Phat Porc Posterior
>>48648874We call that 'ham' in the business
>>48648865that was just a hunter wurm doing hunting you need to visit the wurm nun for prayers
>>48646493Makeout monsters are a cut above the rest.
>>48648877It was the same wurm, she's a schyzo. I hope she didn't saw me. I don't want to get kill by this monster. Once I get m my payment, I leave this hellhole, they're all mad
>>48648899>thinking he can leave wurmlanddont make The Wurm come out to get you
>>48648908You need to help me anon, come, take my place if you like wurm so much
>>48648918sorry anon, im the one with the camera for the wurm adventures
>>48648899No, it can't be the same Wurm because they've got different hats
>>48648929Fuck, she's knocking on my door. I'm going to do it if she don't fu
>>48648931another anon lost to the wurm holelet this be a cautionary tale for us all
I'm starting to grow fond of chubby dragons after reading quite a few monster doujinshi
>>48648939Ok, she just left and gave me a nicely cooked stew (with deer meat). She also apologized a lot for scaring me and understand that I want to leave town but even it makes her sad. Man, I don't know what to think now, I made her cry...
>>48648946>making a wurm cryyou either go to the wurm mines or marry that wurm and make her happy
I feel like the subject of wormholes and especially FTL travel via wormhole would be very dangerous to discuss around worms and wurms and wyrms.
>>48648952Yeah, I'm going to her sermon tonight and I'm going to cook her an apple pie to thank her for the stew. She still spooks me but I will hide it
>>48648954>Be Star Captain of a space faring vessel>Ask Navigator Cheshire to bring up an image of the wormhole on the screen>It's a picture of her butthole from last night after I fell asleep
>>48648959>go to sermon and offer the pie>wurm nun says it wasnt her >hunter wurm appears and cries that she's sorry>have a heart to heart talk with the wurms as you and hunter wurm eat the pie while nun wurm mediates(and takes a slice)
>>48648954>worm is faintly embarrassed by the conversation but doesn't want to look immature or perverted so she pretends not to be aware of any possible double entendre>wyrm uses the conversation as plausible deniability for some explicit sexual harassment/flirting>wurm is extremely confused
>spend 45 minutes giving a wormhole lecture to a bunch of MGU undergrads>for the last 20 minutes the Wurm in the front row has been glancing down at her own lap with an increasingly bewildered expression>decide to drag the lecture out all the way to the bell so you don't have time to take questions
>>48648966Lord captain will laugh at her joke one day or fuck her out of annoyance, same romance ending anyway
>>48649024I can't stay mad at her and that smile.
>>48649024>Kiki remove this annoying creature from my sight
>>48649042>cheshire gets erased with a broomkiki is too dangerous
>>48649047my ever dependable seneschaltruly nothing surpasses her
>>48649038Me neither, it's just too pure and full of joy>>48649042The kiki romance is really boring, maybe you should try the shog if you like maids and elder god from beyond
>>48649047I once saw her suplex an ushi and tank a gazer beam without even flinching
you lot can't just talk about romance paths without going into detail about each of them
I am incapable of imagining a Kiki on a spaceship without her having Geordi La Forge's visor from Star Trek TNG.I don't know why.
>>48649058kiki is too powerful dont say you dont want to drink her soup! dont...!
>>48649061Let's not, it was a fun bit but the source material should not be discussed here. The romance paths are all disappointing anyway.
>>48649067Who would be Worf?
>>48649088Salamander
>>48648410>take a quest to slay the dragon>assume she's one of those fire-breathing dragons>get past the hebis thanks to 100% fire resistance on equipment>ryu's face when she sees you brought nothing to fight a water dragon
>>48649074>most surface level reference to something for basic aesthetic >"no you can't heckin' write something I can tangentially connect it to thing I don't like!"he isn't asking you to paste monsters onto it 1:1 anonchrist no wonder we barely get any decent story/green chains anymore...
>>48649010I lol'd.
>>48649103I don't want to start a shit show by mistake. Getting burned once was enough. You're free to do it
>>48649061we've got;>annoying cat>dependable maid>eldritch maid>zealous valk>crazy gremlin>kuu automaton >shy flayer>smug elf
The nice thing about monsters is that you can fess up to them right away to lock in your romance (even if they act shocked or disgusted at first), but you can also continually miss cues or take it way slower than expected yet never be locked out from being too late or too neutral. She'll be there and be happy to hear your intentions with her come out no matter how long you take.Some monsters have a temper, though. You keep taking her aside just to have these normal pleasant conversations, and promising her you'll do what you can to help her recover from her past and realize her dreams, without any confession afterwards. You lead into these perfect moments to finally deliver the heartrending flirt, and you sidestep into some noble platitude to justify yourself. Just what's the big fucking idea, huh? Do you do this with every girl? God, what the fuck!
>>48649050>you should try the shog if you like maids and elder god from beyondthere's enough nonsense going on on this ship as there is!
>>48649191might as well go all the way
Can you faggots stop replying to his 40k shitpost and report him instead ffs
>>48649095>Salamander as Worf>Kikimora as GeordiWho would be Riker, Troi, and Beverly? Would you take the captains chair? Or be the Wesley Ceusher of the group? What about DS9?We all know the Danukis would be Quark and Rom.
>>48649050>>48649124>>48649191>>48649195>chesh constantly pulling pranks on the job >shog seeping in through the seams of reality >engineering constantly reporting some new insanity below deck>elf constantly lecturing you about her superiority (which she seems to do more than her actual job)>kiki VERY insistent that she stands guard in your room whilst you sleepnever a dull moment on ship
>>48649198Yeah let's stop talking about 40K and talk about Star Trek but with MGs!
>>48649218what does the elf do?
>>48649221we're not entirely sure...
>>48649221>>48649229>ask elf what her job on board is>she gets get uncharacteristically nervous and starts deflecting
>>48649221What do elves exactly do? Not just in that specific case but as a whole? I know they're like ultra hippies but that's all I really know. What the hell's their shtick?
/mgt/ is now a French colonyYou vill eat ze pawguette.
>>48649230Then leave. Bye bye.
>>48649243dragons aren't so tough...
>>48649243Truly, you can squish any MG!
>>48649241trying to keep their "I'm better than you in every conceivable way" act together when in the presence of human boys
>>48649257So they're ultra snobby, "elite" hippies?
>>48649262they try to be
>>48649177>You and Mick are a plague.they won thothey run these threads and every mg thread on /d/ too.
/mgt is French-Irish condominium under Chinese trust management
>>48649257>elf, inheritor of a grand and ancient legacy, struggles to stand in front of Gregg, 26 year old standard human whose ancestors ate dirt and died at 40
>>48649213>What about DS9?Shoggoths are the Dominion and they wanna clean the alpha quadrant!
>>48649384It's probably because all she eats is salad. Maybe some protein in her diet will have her being able to stand up to anyone!
>>48649405Elves are truly contemptible creatures, thinking they can grasp a morsel of power for themselves by adopting the diet of the most powerful monster.
>>48648050Ulterior motives. Do not approach this stnking fox.
yowriters roll callanyone aliveeven if you ain't writing for the thing, even if you haven't written in years, tell me if you breathe
>>48642035So even if I made an account on Mira, I couldn't see the wiki?
>>48649665I'm alive. Not writing for the event cause I don't have new ideas and I don't want to shoehorn the theme into old ideas, so if I do make anything before the month is over I won't make it a submission.
I want to see a dramatic fight between a malef and a female knight, the knight knowing she'll get turned into a dragonnewt if she loses
>>48649704>malef dragon plans to be evil>its just removing red skittles from packets
>>48649665I'm here and I'll try to have something for the contest. No need to get ANTSY about it.
>>48649715im having a slow day, so i just like to think other writers are still about, even if writing slowed down and all that jazz
>>48649665Yes I am, don't remind me.
>>48649854>water>not molten aluminium
Soldier boog/mantis autistically watching her actual ant colony grow and build.
>>48649903do they have liquid nitro variant as well?
>>48642035someone reported it? god fucking damnit what a way to begin the year people - gatekeeping is important
>>48649213>RikerMe>TroiSuccubus>BeverlySea bishop or Shirohebi>CaptainA wise, beautiful French woman with an inexplicable British accent who claims to be human (the show literally never reveals her species though it implies she was born during the industrial revolution)>Wesley...I hate to say it but Wesley could only possibly be an alp, nothing else fitsAlso please do not insult the Ferengi, they are a respectable people with a rich cultural heritage and are most definitely not space danuki.
Nerf facesit move on manticores please.
>>48649241I like the Tolkien version where they're just an older species of humans with souls bound to the earth instead of having an afterlife. Not really intrinsically better than humans an any way, but usually having advantages in skills and knowledge due to being ageless.
>>48649665I don't even know how long it has been. Probably 10 years since I've written.
>>48649704I can win against a malef.
>>48650144It's not even op, literally just buy a good helmetYou want bullshit? Slimes should not be able to spec into illusion. Literal level 1 spells and they can negate 90% of the (sexual) disadvantages of being a slime while maintaining all advantages. That is bullshit. That is stealth archery levels of bullshit.
>>48650144-nerfed restraint scaling on manticores "swooping chairmaker" ability by 33%-manticore paw and tail size has been increased by 50%-human race has had their weakness to paws, fluff and various tail-based attacks/effects increased from 150% to 250%-indomitable human spirit can no longer trigger after receiving 3rd level obedience traits-increased daily cap of obedience traits gained from 2 to 10.>>48650210-fixed a bug that made slimes able to negate 90% of preference disadvantages. can now go up to 500%(values over 100% turns into advantage instead.)-updated localization files.
>>48650289STEALTH BUFF.STEALTH BUFF.DEVS ARE CORES.I will not huff the fluff. I will not fondle the paw beans. I will not be a manticore's pincushion. I will not be a manticore's actual cushion for her ass.
>>48650289Still haven't patch the duplication raging mushroom status effects, I already stacked 76341 effects on myself and keep going. Don't know what will happen once I stop adding more stacks.
>>48650350Wut? Did a golem fall on your head?
>>48650389Fell*Sleepytime.
>>48650389He's just upset meido kicked him out earlier. R&I
slime backwash
>>48650289Of course the devs are cores. What else do those losers do but sit in front of computers all day?
>>48650403I know what you mean, goddamn creaking noises at all hours. Makes it hard to get a solid night's sleep. They say monsters have a special trick to help you sleep soundly...but that's definitely fake news.
>>48650485Hey, IT work isn't that lame, right?
>>48650485It's harder than it looks, especially for Manticores. My co-worker has to use an internal compression device for her tail, it's because of some new policy. She's a real trooper, because some of the policies are straight up absurd.
>>48643434>TFW the office has a metal detector installed and she convinces a guard that he has to cavity search her every timeShe looks like she plays games too.>"There is goo in the sack! We're rich!"
>>48650485I want to be hired at the core game dev company to be used as a stress relief toy and seat cushion.
>>48650633>Anon gets hired to work at Core Softworks>all the employees are actually anubis
>>48650651sometimes you must roll with the punches. Anubutt it is.
>>48650651I want to help her
>>48650578>office core has been squeezing a hand exerciser in her tail pussy the entire 8 hour shift for monthsDo not look her in the eye. Do not be in the same room as her. Do not talk about sports at the water cooler. Run.
>loli banshee's mascara running down her cute face and your cum running down her sexy fat thighs
>>48650672>runAnon no, her predator instincts!
>>48650672In her direction, she need to be 'mered kot.
>>48650705you're no fun.dont you want to watch her slowly, shakenly turn to Anon and try her hardest to resist. before chasing him on all four with all her caffeinated might? she would probably take a few days off afterward, letting us all slack off.
finally got some peace and quite, so here's some splices
>>48650751
>>48650738But what if anon start to chase after her? What will happen?
>>48650773
>suddenly pulls down your pants>makes you cum your brains out with just two strokes>says "KWAB" and leaves while you're a drooling mess on the floorPyrows are mean
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>>48650901gyaru hunt in packs
>>48651037>one bullies your dick>4 more keep snapping pics and laughing as they await their turn
>>48650672Monstar raep durr hur, it is to laugh. She has to wear it to keep her job, funny guy. The newest policy is even worse, she has to either>Wear spike covers>Keep her tail de-spikedin the office. She prefers to de-spike in the woods behind the office. I hear her doing it sometimes during my lunchtime walk through the forest, among other things. Pretty sure it's her, roars and moans punctuated by solid thunks, leaving trees pincushioned with spikes and covered in gleaming fluids. Well, the spikes are her. Lots of gleaming fluids in the woods and they get a fair amount of traffic during the day, so who knows about that, but the spikes. That's definitely her.
>sign up to work on a 3-crew space mining ship belonging to a demon and a hellhound>The ship is very utilitarian so the sleeping area is shared.
>>48650773You know he's right, you hardly ever see Imps
>>48651316I'm just here to dig space rocks
>>48650901Don't care. Got a handy
>>48651316I'd just sleep on the couch
>>48651346Hell is a bustling marketplace that demands that people innovate and earn enough credit to buy lotto tickets to a dickshare scheme. It's very time-consuming unfortunately.
>>48651367They seem to got that covered for the most part. >>48651378Hey now, you gotta grow that bond with your crewmates.
>>48651316>two pillows >firm>heatedSounds like a bed to me
>>48651503And you will be the body pillow. And you get paid for it.
>>48651462>Hey now, you gotta grow that bond with your crewmates.This is a job not summer camp
>>48651555And you will be spending a long time in outer space with them.
>>48651462ah a pilot then, hope they've got good G-tolerancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkNiebfl6I
Interesting jobs in MGE? Let's see how much utility the thread has retained, shall we? Minutar of a specific job qualifies too, because Zombies can't be choosers. A brand spanking new field is fine.>Post-Death Goods and Sevices>Counseling>"She keeps staging accidents and talking about 'deathgasms'. She asked me 'was it good for you too?' after doing a flip down 6 flights of stairs. When did married life get so complicated?"
>>48651584I can pass the time on my own
>>48651655In a mining ship? With a tall demon and a tall hellhound walking around in skintight space undersuits?
>>48651609> Demon adopting a human daughteru.
>Going out in public while reeking of demon spit and girl juice
>>48651678I need to fix that fucking sink
>>48651296That's fuck up, I'm save this 'core even if I'm not a fan of their personalities. Wage slaving should be a mamono's burden.
>>48651647>Interesting jobs in MGE?Inquisitor. Looking for men who are too friendly with monsters.
>>48651671I'm just built different
>>48651346They make perfect ninjas.
>>48649665I'm always lurking.
>>48651709You're right, they're being too friendly and not being brave enough to make the first move, but the Eros love-quisition will make sure these couples achieve marriage post-haste! No tsundere, kuudere, nor dense man/monster will be safe as soon as we show up to town! Our cupid crusaders will ensure no man nor monster has their feelings left untold, lest they suffer the fate of becoming a love arrow pincushion, or "tortured" on a live dating show where they can no longer hide their true intentions!
>>48651855The only men sanctioned to do fake relationships with monsters are rogue traders.
>>48651647There would be way more people of different body plans in the city, so vechicles and accessibility would have to be redesigned entirely, and of course this would require serious changes to safety precautions as well.Somebody's got to inspect everything, someone who knows just how much diversity this shit has to put up with
I’m going to huff the hog and none of you can stop me. NONE OF YOU CAN STO
>>48651647I'd like to be a researcher. The Sabbath are magical R&D working om nukes, portals, medicine and high yield crops, who wouldnt want to be a part of that?
>>48651920How am I supposed to treat the Malef queen seriously when she and her subjects are all midgets?
I'd let her vore me
>>48651855>fill up a lich like a pincushion>she just "Jiiiii...."s with minor annoyanceThe phylactery stuff is such an awesome hack
>>48652019Astaroth would never.
>monsters sports with human womenThat really deserved to be deleted, but it would be nice if all the gachaspam also got deleted
>>48650812you get a promotion, effective immediately. now get under her desk.
>>48652029She would if I asked her nicely!Plus, mamono mana would prevent any harm.
>>48652041NO, she gets under the desk!
>>48652036>muh sportsAgain, the forced /d/ meme will never be funny. Give it up.
>>48651994Future so bright I gotta wear shades
>>48652022Her phylactery's love deflection can't last forever! What will she do when we convince her assistant to engage in lovey dovey handholding and candlelit dinner at a cheesy graveyard themed steak restaurant? He'll even be wearing that mysterious bejeweled skull necklace she gave him over his heart!
>>48652036It's okay.
>>48652058No, it's just because she set a city on fire.
>>48651709>Chastity surety>Personality analysis>Relationship manifoldsThe Order really 'hit the ground running' in this new Era. Monsters basically throw money at them, but never for the jobs the Orderites like. Heh. There was this guy in full harness begging his Bishop for any gig actually requiring a sword. After getting the bad news from the Bishop he went off to 'pray', but I heard him crying off to himself. Petty sad tbqh. I heard Orderites'll take any verified 4+ menace/mayhem tasks for minimum wage (and their fucking tax break) these days. Dunno why they're so keen on the idea. At level 5+ of either M-rating it's like bringing a knife to a thermonuclear showdown, not that those happen frequently. >"Shucks, my house is going all spaghetti-os on the neighborhood because of time wimey dicknanigans! Guess I'd better call...a dude who owns his own katana!"Sure they can skip-trace, wield blade & flame, read old languages, or keep your himbo from getting Mon'd, but them being subsided is bullshit. Skills in a few areas aside, these Scooby Doo motherfuckers can't do shit against kaiju or physics taking a bork all over a streetcorner. I don't get why everyone tolerates (and occasionally funds) a bunch of historical re-inactment clowns
>>48652041>now get under her desk.So that is an official position in the company? I wouldn't mind if it pays well.
where do monsters get their obscene clothes from anyway?
>>48649665I'm alive and making good progress on my contribution. Unfortunately getting a prize would be like that Obama medal meme, so... >>48649696Fuck that, if I have to write, so do you. Shop around for some ideas. I started yesterday and still got a thousand quality words in, I feel.
>>48652346Me
>>48652346From the clothes store.
>>48652346From the shredded remains of their husband's clothes. Captcha: GRAP2
>>48652346You think that's obscene? Wait u til you see their high class party dresses https://files.catbox.moe/rt75lj.jpg
>>48649665I continue to breathe, despite people telling me to die for years.
>>48652399Those dresses were made for a Troll.
>>48652425I still think that a Troll would look much better just wearing leather gloves, thighhighs, a thong and nipple pasties
>>48652409What on earth do you write? Stories with more than one man in them?
>>48652472All monsters look good wearing that, but I would add a leather or latex chocker
the vixen has found me. they've already surrounded my hideout with a circumvallation of shrines and temples. supplies are running low. the tempting offers of provisions in exchange for my hand in marriage grow more frequent by the day. every night im plagued by magically induced lucid dreams of the fox's making.im done for.
>>48652399That looks more like a pair of little girls wearing a dress that's too big for their proportions
Are we friends?
>>48652577
>>48652577friends!
>>48652582Lewding the friends still rubs me the wrong way.
>>48652590But being more than friends is the ultimate proof of friendship
>>48652630Go away.https://files.catbox.moe/w6cm20.jpg
>>48652577Only a fool would trust anyone here.
You can trust snakes.
>>48652651She looks trustworthy.
>>48649665the writer of A Tale As Old As Time (And Space), reporting insome of you on the Discord might remember me as "Hellhound's Goodest Boy", lots of great people there, obnoxious purity-spiral (ironic, right?) moderators, your typical online chatroom-forum experiencebeen busy for MONTHS with job problems that just very recently got resolved, along with working on several MASSIVE MGE-unrelated fanfic pitches to friends, and also a huge video game pitchI just earlier this week finished the final touches on re-editing the first two chapters of my story, no major changes to the plot, just cleaning up the dialogue to make it all flow more smoothly in according to my sorry perfectionist ass.now I'm just about all-in on writing up Chapter 10, I'd say I'm about 75% donereal shame about Medusafag abruptly quitting, an even bigger shame about Spidernon's schizo meltdown (I saved Pomp & Perspicacity in spite of his wishes, not gonna lie)only other hardcore action writer besides me left in the game, appear to be RavenValcrisStreggae isn't "edgy" like us, but he's a pretty good writer too, even though he sure takes his sweet time getting the plot ball rolling in his stories (counterpoint: "in media res" isn't for everyone, I can respect that)Ragnarok! by Dragon1990, is also top-quality storytelling, but that story's last update was even longer ago than minethat "Sword & Claw" story was also good, but its sequel completely loses steam once Lescatie gets conqueredA bunch of people also recommend a MGE story called "Blue", but I DON'T. The MC of that story is a complete jobber with no agency (in the storywise sense), and a lame audience-surrogateSword & Claw executed Blue's basic plot far more competently. Streggae also has a similar story that's much better, called "Paved With Good Intentions."
>>48652575>little girlsThey are clearly Dwarves
>>48652690>he hates purityWhy?
>>48652690>no mention of MagusWhat is this.
>>48652590https://files.catbox.moe/xjx42l.jpgI've always had a thing for bovine friends, I just love milk direct from the source
>>48652724He's good, he's still regularly updating, would HIGHLY recommend his stories tooespecially that recent "Dog Days" story, never such a thing as too much awooforgot about him for a minute there since he exclusively uploads to AO3 as far as I know (I check up on FF far more often since it's a mile easier to navigate, ironically I also upload exclusively on AO3, I really ought to get off my lazy ass on that)not much else to say on my end, what's YOUR opinion?
>>48652346Arachnid monsters dominate the clothing industry so they are the ones coming up with such lewd designsOn the other hand there's the Danukis using industrial methods of production and synthetic materials, but also pushing extremely lewd designsLastly there are monsters wearing their native or folklorical attires which some are no different than just being naked
>>48652690So your discord is the source of all the edgy shit, that explains a LOT
>>48649665Im dogfaced and im still alive.
>>48652763My opinion? I have a lot of respect for writefags. I tried my hand at it and got a couple of chapters out and people actually liked it. It takes enormous amounts of effort to make a story good, that I've certainly learned. Then slash.monster died and I lost interest.
>>48652781I cut myself off from any association with the /jp/ MGE Discord for about a year and a half now.If people are still being edgy there for some reason or another, I'm not involved and not interested in getting re-involved.Creative differences are creative differences, I'm long done with wasting my time, ice-skating uphill on trying to get people that have already made up their minds, to see my subjective point of view.
>>48652690i was about to ask you about ironbeast, but you said "hardcore"
>>48652861>/jp/ MGE DiscordThe what.
>>48652882Just because I write hardcore stories doesn't mean I only read hardcore stories.I found ironbeast's AO3 page just now, I'll give his stuff a read real soon.
>>48652861First of all, this thread has never had a discord. Second, just from reading your posts it looks like you were the problem when it comes to any of your bridges being burned.
>>48652899I have no idea what that guy is talking about, probably from there all that gachaspam is coming from
>>48652679Only trust cats.
>>48652910It could since it's the 'hardcore' discord
>>48652915Oh yeah, this comic is gonna get a lot of mileage whenever centaur posters appear.
>>48652909I mean the Discord that has a link on the Miraheze wiki, there was a good amount of people there that came abroad because of these general threads, last I saw.And yes, I was and still am a belligerent shitposter who shitposts too hard on a bi-weekly basis at minimum, I stepped on the mod toes too often and got what I deserved.I've accepted some time ago that I will probably NEVER get along with (most) comfyposters due to my online class clown Type-A personality, it is what it is.
>>48652935Oh you mean the one with a quiz on which fetishes are okay.Yeah, they're not associated with us.
>>48652939
>>48649665not dead yet
>>48652935Then why are you here?
>>48652991Are you stupid? He said he got banned. Not a surprise considering what kinda autists lurk that place.
>>48653008If you get banned from the "hardcore" discord, maybe you shouldn't be here in the comfy thread...
>>48653016They're only hardcore about KC's rules and pests get obliterated pretty fast there. Other than that, they're pretty chill like here.
>>48653045AH I thought edgy hardcore, that doesn't sound bad now
>Go onto /maid/ >Post pictures of my dirty room >Slowly post more pics of me cleaning it but badly >Put on the new bedsheets sideways >Pillowcase is seam is on the pillow face >Miss one spot in vacuuming >Fold my clothes badly >Don’t bother to wipe the dust off my fan >Throw everything into the washer on a hot cycle despite the sheets needing cold water washing
>>48651889>Brought that mess to a world where manono come with a free Human: Female polymorph slotNah, I'd win. The future is now, old man. Structurally that future is human, albeit in a way that makes subversion of human society more probable... It's a net draw. Cramming functional extras into familiar structure has precedent: earring-to-knife, standard shaped magic quill, mirror internet, book shaped computers, consumables, etc>If_it_works.memeTL;DR No more mon-exclusive tax expenditures from the public budget. Just wear your humansuits for common convenience, aside from not wrecking shit with cute but destructive anatomical features. I like places like Waffle House, Olive Guarden, and Weenie Dickburger Hut Jr as much as anyone else. But, the safety-net of Antsurance aside, why do we have ground-scale renovations monthly whenever one gets demolished twice a month? Is it Love, or Satan? Impromptu marriages? Nope. Everyone agrees: it's spontaneously induced monsterass. Monsters need to show a little more self-control and discipline. It's not complicated, people. Just wait till you get home, goddamn. Who the hell even orgasms on a Waffle House anyway? You even get extra tax credits for keeping composure in Order polities, and the same plus fringe benefits elsewhere. What, do we have to hand out cookies for not spontaneously monsterassing shit with barely subsonic force? It's pretty obvious that the Sabbath was a mistake at this point.>>48649665 I barely show up anymore, let alone to shitpost.
>>48653045Go away.
>>48653153I haven't been active there for months, just describing my experience. There are some pretty cool people there like the Hebifag MCaffeine who commisions tons of Hebi art.
>>48652731I love bovines in general not just friendshttps://files.catbox.moe/8zs1if.jpg
>>48653258What are their backstories?
You are now imagining you and your monster waifu sitting on a couch, snuggled up to each other, by the fireplace, sipping on hot chocolate, and watching your favorite show
>>48653259Generic chinese gacha characters #3465, #3466 and #3467 that are being spammed on the wrong board.
>>48653266Cait sith was made for hogging your lap.
Imagine waking up and seeing this!
>>48653266Yeah. Yeah, that would be nice. Instead I'm alone at my desktop, drinking gin and watching some Finnish small time vtuber playing walking dead.
>>48653282Do a mino
>>48653282Are you having issues doing anything but close up faces?
>>48653342No, I just have a tongue fetish.
>>48653347I understand. I've recently learned I've a fetish for my smell driving girls into heat. Beastgirls only, of course.
>>48652531Just a bunch of shit I’m not exactly proud of in hindsight since a good amount of it was just aping better writers I’d read in some weird ass pastiche. I’m not that degenerate though to do cheating or more than one guy.
>>48653317>>48653342Stop enabling this subhuman, you fucking retards
>>48652910The only “/jp/ Discord” I know is the one owned by Monorus.
Beware of discord groomer Alps
>>48653395I could use a haircut though.
>>48653395>"Hey kid, you wanna be big and strong and do magic?">"Let me tell you about alping. You'll be able to go toe to toe with any demon in no time!">"Downsides? None that I can think of..."
>>48653317>>48653342>>48653365Why are you replying to the /trash/ discord parasite?
>>48653395Alps do not groom, they spend a 100% of their time trying to seduce their bro
>>48653462Maybe their bro wants a harem, huh?
>>48653104>go onto /nobleLair/>post empty, well lit by the sun and frankly boring cave >start adding to it>throw egg cartons all over>which I reveal to be empty >Show that the gold lining the place is just pyrite in the walls all worthless >any glimmer is just a wet well and not the sparkle of a gem>any actual gem is just a cheap plastic one you can buy at a dollar shop>giant pile of pennies in the middle all of them too small to even be worth smelting down
>>48649665Here, 3k words into my submission for the contest, and started on something else that people have been asking for since 2022.
>>48652036monster sports? you mean like Gremlin version of Robot Wars but with bigger robots and/or robotgirls? Hypnodiskette vs BiggerSister was the best match of the season, just saying.
>>48653531Let gremlins hook up monster girls to orgams machines for weeks at a time.
>>48653537way to miss my point, buddy
>>48653544I wanted to make it into something horny.
>>48653553not everything in life should be horny, sometimes you need comfy separate from the horny for ultimate romantic fulfillment
Trustworthy foxes?
>>48653531Like when we discussed this https://files.catbox.moe/owy9k9.pngI don't have the whole thing saved though
>>48653567Only the spayed ones.
>>48653567
>>48652349Maybe I'll have to come up with something new to get in gear, but I make no promises. Though considering my plans, the prize can be a bigger motivation than in previous years.
>>48652590>>48652649but what if it's the friends that lewd you?
>>48653571Eat shit and die, trashfaggot
>>48653574Funny to imagine monster girls submitting to getting spayed to be allowed into human towns.
>>48653582I'm not sexy, they can't lewd me.
>>48653582Fat crocs
>>48653571who "we"? i was never on board with thatand thinking any mention of sports and monsters together in a sentence is a reference to that is false presumptions at best, and malicious at worst
>>48653567Only the pink ones. And only for handholding, absolutely no lewd no matter what cute sounds they make
>>48653602Why not?What could possibly go wrong?
>>48653587You're be the first male they saw for ages, sexy or not doesn't matter when pheromones get the drivers' seat.Plus, some of the beast girls are extinct, so their urge to mate (and marry) and reproduce will supercede anything else. Thank god the park's healthcare plan is good.
>>48653567You can always trust a fox to be untrustworthy.
>>48653605creation of foxlets who will NOT be trustworthy
>>48653632Surely it can't be that ba
>>48653531Automatons repsect their robot ancestors
What if the robot girl scrap pits were a place and like hell for robot girls.
Which Sabbath is most likely to tease prospective onii-chans by blasting Aqualung?
>>48653676What if the sabbath were all adult women cultists who summoned demon girls or eldritch abominations.
>>48653662going scrap-diving to assemble your own automatonend up with a robot equivalent of a zombie chimera, mismatched parts but they still fit togetherand after a high enough dose of sustained love and affection it's all good
>>48653676if they can't play Paranoid i am not interested
>>48653588love gators
>>48653695living here in Jerseyfighting villains from afar
>>48653703I'm gonna steal mama gator's gumbo recipe!
>>48653743but old man anon you've be trying to steal it for years, why don't you just ask her?
>>48651316>demon and hellhound>sleeping area is sharedImagine the smell
Huge milk
>>48653761smells like they need to change the air filters, and have they even freshed the coolant? I swear it's like they're trying to suffocate and boil out there
>>48653797bet the wipple shielding hasn't been replaced either, probably flying around bare skinned
>>48653592I was just an espectator and the one who suggested that tentacle girl race, I haven't seen this thread that active and participating so much since thenNow is just people calling out boogeymen and bots posting gacha pictures, we have deviated so much since we were on /a/ and we reached such levels of "puritanism" that everything gets shunned and the thread is stagnating
>>48653797You could give them a surprise when they come back from a hard days work by fixing that for them
>>48653812given the absolute state of the thing the whole ship's going to need at least 2 weeks in the yard
>>48653821well I guess the benefit of never going in for repairs is that they'll have plenty of savings to pay for it, right?
>>48653571>February 2024I thought that thread was way older for some reason
>monsters once again beating by human work autism
Wurm to you, oh earth and seaFor the demon lords sends the wurm with wrath,for she knows that time is short.Let him have understanding the number of the wurm, for it is a human number.It's number - is six hundred and sixty six.
>>48653811>the same gaslighting again1. A known raid discord spamming the thread with revolting fetishes is not "activity"2. Rejecting a swarm of mass samefagging /d/ and /trash/ posters with a grudge when they try to destroy the thread is not "puritanism"
>>48653837pat
>>48653821>turns out someone bought an unregistered cat on board several decades ago and now there's an an entire civilization of catgirls living in the ventilation system
>>48653837>It's number - is six hundred and sixty six.False.Wurms can't count that high.
>>48653855if it's big enough for feline civilisation it's big enough for separate beds
>>48653859It's actually six, which she says three times for emphasis.
I want Miss Wurm to use her solution on me.
>>48653897>anon gets two wurm fists to the head
>>48653860not necessarily true, cats are very compactable.
>>48653761The living quarters smell like the Demon's perfume, it just seems like the kind of monster species that would use it even when working as an asteroid miner.
>>48653898I would be PROUD to tell my friends that my wurm wife fisted me.
>>48653797>I swear it's like they're trying to suffocate and boil out thereI mean they do get pretty sweaty wearing those skintight undersuits. >>48653901That's probably true. I bet the hellhound and the demon exchange some jabs regarding that.
>>48653898WURM FISTGO!
>>48653837I'm coming backI want my stoneI'll coil your body and I'll make you squirm!I have the gemI have the rockI have the power to make you all fear wurm!
>>48653916Whatever, got wurm.
hag wurm?
>>48653923Don't be fooled! She's very old.
>>48653837As in the book of Daniel, the four creatures make their final alignment. Cobwebs in the sky, the last sign before the end. Isis betrayed, hidden but everywhere between the pillars of the temple, she records this truth: when every sign says six, when the book says six, six, six! Make it seven, seven, seven! This road leads to the gates of heaven!
>>48653826Instant classic.
sure, ill help... I just need to... get our agreement...in writing
>>48653949Its all in cursive so I cant read it
I have been blessed with the special ability to instinctively instantly react to and dodge anything that comes my way. If a Hellhound tries to tackle me, she hits the dirt because I have already slipped past her. If a haughty Oni tried throwing tons of sonic speed jabs at me, she would tire herself out as I dodge each one flawlessly. A Shog would try to engulf me in a wave of her oozing body and be amazing as I somehow do a flip in the air right over her and evade every part of her biomass. A Kiki and Hinezumi would attempt to arrest me with martial arts grapples, only to slam into each other as I throw them together. A Dark Mage would try to use magic, but my mastery of Qi allows me to see the flow and direction of energy so I manage to redirect her own spell back at her. A Yeti tries to hug me, but I deflect her hug and throw her off balance to trip.I cannot be touched by Monsters. They can NEVER hope to lay one paw on me. I will always evade and DODGE.
>>48653981What if Cheshire teleports her paw onto your shoulder and grabs you?
>>48653981Did you know hag sweaters have a frame 1 hitbox?
>>48653985Immediately grabbed and the rest of her pulled through the quantum teleportation tunnel and judo thrown to the ground.>>48653986I slip through and jump out the top of the sweater through her cleavage.I WILL DODGE.
>>48653973>your monster girl wife looks like thisIt's what's on the inside that counts, right?
>>48654001Mindflayer uses psychic power to telekinetically grab you and pull you closer into her arms.
>>48654001Anon its a lingering hitbox...You're not very smart, but thats okay, the milk will be good for you
>>48654009She has to release the telekinesis in order to use her mindflaying abilities. She will assume once she has me in her arms she will be able to flay me but in the instant she releases her telekinesis, she will hug an afterimage I've made DODGING and slipping past her defense.I DODGED.>>48654010I noclipped through no worries.I DODGED.
>>48653981You are going to be so surprised when a mamono gradually builds up a friendship with you, then shyly asks you out. You can't dodge genuine respect and interest.
>>48653981>Anon goes to sleep after a long and hard day of dodging holy matrimony >The humble Nightmare rapes him in his sleep>Anon now ensures his wife's hugs have a 100% hit rate
>>48654021Pharaoh uses her power to mind control and command the wills of others to make you kneel before her. Dodge that one faggot.
>>48654022I'm a bit tired of the purely fantasy focus on monster girls.
>>48654024I am antisocial and thus dodge that.>>48654032I dream about dodging things and thus dodge all her nightmare bound attempts at raping me.>>48654035Okay that one will probably get me.... Until she becomes so absorbed in her ability and gloats, saying "Dodge that one!", which counts as a command for me to dodge, enabling me to then avoid her next uses of this ability.I.Dodged.
>>48654045
>>48654050Wow, a bunny girl!
>>48654049But you can't dodge death. A Lich will get you when you finally die in a few decades.
>>48654049>I am antisocial and thus dodge that.Oh, Anon. That's sad, and I hope your life gets better....Also, real talk--antisocial is not the word you wanted there. Someone who is antisocial is actively working AGAINST the social order. From context you wanted asocial. You should be more careful because that kind of mistake is going to make you Haku bait.
>>48654060Perhaps, but I'll dodge every day of my life until then. I will not caught. I will...... dodge.......
>>48653811>Thread is stagnatingThread has been stagnating for a while now because people will post the same monster girls, which they are more than free to do, rather than spiraling into "puritanism". Just about the only person I ever actually recall seeing using that word in relation to the fanbase are pests or ne'er-do-wells who try to push garbage and get mad when told to fuck off.
>>48654049>gloats, saying "Dodge that one!", which counts as a command for me to dodge, enabling me to then avoid her next uses of this ability.Pharaoh this reckless shouldn't rule, so if that happens you've done her kingdom a favor for exposing her.
>>48653949Refusing to sign anything for a Demon until she can't hold herself back anymore and just seduces you with her body like a lowly Devil
>>48654076a loli devil, you say! What would that even look like? They're already loli-sized!
>>48654083You need Haku correction.
>>48654092No, I need a Cheshire wife to APPRECIATE my wordplay.
So how alluring would a vixen have to be for you to let her ruin your bloodline?
>>48654104If she loves me its enough
>>48644668Ogre
Okay, I think I got an idea for a contest story, but in the meantime I couldn't get a Creeping Coin teasing a guy saying "wagie, wagie, get in cagie" out of my head.
>>48654119Why not break the mold by making a non mge story?
>>48654122Yeah! FUCKIN' WRITE 8000 WORDS ABOUT HARRY POTTER DICKING DOWN LUNA LOVEGOOD!
>>48654122Why not get more than 0 votes?
>>48654049>Matango uses spore!>Anon uses Dodge!>Spore cannot be dodged!>Anon gets spored!>Matango wins!crazy the devs gave monsters moves which bypass dodge
MGE threadYou lost
>>48654138Angel?
>>48654119HE BOUGHT
>>48654147Yes.
>>48654141This is a gacha thread with 2 or 3 people who post too much.
Gacha won, MGE lost
>>48654236Keep seething, Mick.
IT IS WEDNESDAYPOST MAMONO DRESSED AS WEDNESDAY
>>48654257It's Thursday, so I won't.
Praise the Ice Queen (Princess)
>>48654253Possessive shogs are important
>>48654304Whenever I see this thumbnail, I think it's a Banshee. Meanwhile with this picture it's the other way around.
>>48654141it sucks, because i like posting all sorts of monsters but when i post something non-mge it runs the risk of being conflated with himbut then i remembered if it's a shit picture it's him and if it's a nice picture it's someone else
>>48654340Ooooh, yeah, that's weird. I they do BOTH look like shogs to me in the thumbnail, but your banshee surprised me!
Which would you prefer, Banshee maid or crybaby Shog?
>>48653104>only get comments worried about the possibility that (You) are overexerting yourself>oh also a chesh got jealous of your bait and is now pointing out ways to trace every article of clothing shown back to you
>>48654360crybaby cheshThe unsmugged
>>48654374But is she any good with housework?
>>48654360Banshee, I like the fancier undead types a lot.
>>48654382She is my hugging pillow so it doesnt really matter
>>48654360Banshee, the mascara running down her face does things to me
>>48646702No, but I would easily fall for freckles
>>48654442I am also a very big fan of visible mounds.
Need huge hags
>>48654398>the mascara running down her faceWell, that's also why I like them, undead goth gf with runny mascara.
>>48654398Crying Shog could have that too.>>48654448Sorry, only tiny hags left.
>>48654470>Sorry, only tiny hags left.I'll take all the hag fairys you got!
