This Lunarian is visiting your country and needs your help learning its' language.She can't talk, so please be nice to her and write something on her sign that she can use to communicate with people from your country!
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>>48667611>This Lunarian is visiting your countryDon't. You'll get kidnapped and raped.
>>48667611Sure thing.
>>48667639What does it say?
Fried chicken mmm!
>>48667740suck my cock dude
>>48667611Ok.
>>48668010How exactly will this help the Gume make friends on her trip to the Netherlands?
>>48667630Where do you live, dude?
ok
>>48668228Yes
>>48667611
Now Sagume will fit in perfectly!Sugoi!
>>48672255I went for something bit more universal
>>48672437Well, first she has to to cross the border.
>>48667611Now, she will see on how well we drink in France!>>48672382>Pas trop cuiteUne baguette de seigneur!
>>48667611Here you go, Sagume.
>>48668326Fairies can't read so the Gume took the time to draw for them! How nice!
>>48675918>Fairies can't readplease say MOST fairies cant read
>>48676651Solution
>>48676883Very creative, but a solution is possible with pointlike dots and lines with no thickness.
good thread
>>48676651
>>48677135Winner!
I don't trust those goddamn frogs to be near Sagume. They'll try to hit on her and get over with her using their esoteric Frenchman magic.
Well?
>>48677259How much for her to compliment me?
>>48677359Your right as a human being.
>>48672437It works, but sooner or later somebody will ask Sagume about the price.
She's fugged :DDD
>>48677259Too expensive.
>>48677259Well, she's not immune to trickery with fake bills since she's new and dosen't know much about the monetary system and she didn't precise for how long I can touch her wing, is it a poke or a long touch? Anyway, I'm for some fun and time for me to put some experience at work.
>>48678988So true :D
>>48682328I ain't scanning that, nigga.
>>48682830It's just a youtube link, dude.
>>48676461Wasn't she holding a newspaper upside down at some point?
>>48682078Wanna grab some ES with her? :DDD
>>48682927too much coffee in her morning coffee.
>>48677506>urodzilam sie z uzależnieniem, skrzydteminiema zbieram na wodkeDo you realize how catastrophically dangerous it would be for Sagume of all characters to behave like this?
if only I could've learn to draw
>>48680330What are you planning, Magnus?
>>48682328Fuck you Gu!
>>48688526Sagume asks for money on vodka, but she doesn't need to actually buy vodka with money given to her.In bigger polish cities, beggars asking for money on alcohol are better received then those asking for money on food. The latter are seen as deceitful, since people tend to assume they will buy alcohol anyway.Should anyone skip the middleman in form of money and give Gume alcohol of any kind straight away, then there might be problems. But aren't problems fun?
>>48688966saggy
>>48688966Nice canon Sagume
>>48689081Basically giving her 15k fake bucks and rubbing the tip of her wing since it is often the tips of the body that are the most sensitive if you catch my drift.
>>48688966good enough to get the point across, creative too
Can /jp/sies solve this?
>>48692212It's 9, obviously.
>>486922121
>>48691464uwu
>>48689173
>>48667639ireland?
>>48697218Is this a verse from the Bible?
>>48697237rev 8:10-11
>>48697267never fails to make me hard, i have no idea how it hasn't been translated yet
>>48697267>This gallery has been removed or is unavailable.>You will be redirected to the front page momentarily.:(
>>48697289nhentai.net/g/421503/
>>48697289have you tried x -> -
>>48697326Thanks>>48697336Pic related
>>48697267Why is Sagume-sama advertising herself like this?!!!
>>48697384You just know.
>>48697277>>48697384>>48697460Those damn moonies plotting again to kidnap the rare and dying breed of human white males!
Glad to have cleared this up, Sagume-sama.
>>48697827She exclusively molests men. How scary.
>>48697827Have a clean version.
Sagume has massage for you.
>>48698077No way bro
>>48697813As a white man, I see this as a absolute win.
>48698077Miss Sagume, I left my contact lenses at home, could you please read it out loud for me?
>>48698077you bastard
>>48698077damn
>>48698077Fuck you Gu!
>>48697892redpilled sagume?
Behold.
Sagume have something to say!
>>48702066I want a Sagume version of the fox substitute sexo image. Maybe a tengu or Kutaka.
>>48698077
>>48702319You know it's only reversed if she says it out loud, right?
>>48702471That's not how it's supposed to work.
>>48667630>Don't. You'll get kidnapped and raped.Gensokyo?
>>48702471she genuinely wishes for you to fail, but she's not so mean spirited to turn fate against you and make it a certainty
>>48702471You're half-right (as in, her ability only has a chance of activating when she physically speaks) but contrary to popular belief her ability isn't to make it so that the opposite of what she says happens. Her ability is to reverse the fate of anything she talks about.Simply put, let's say you have a car whose fate is to be involved in a car crash. Its' fate is set in stone, it is DESTINED to be involved in this car crash, not that anyone knows about it, of course.If Sagume were to say "this car will be involved in a car crash", then the car will no longer be involved in said crash.However, if Sagume were to say "this car will not be involved in a car crash", then the car will STILL no longer be involved in said crash, because she merely talked ABOUT IT, the car was the main topic of the phrase and as such its' fate was reversed, whatever its' fate may be.Hell, I even think if Sagume said something along the lines of "this car is red", it would still reverse the fate of the car regarding its' crash.Of course, what makes her ability so dangerous is that she doesn't know just how it will activate, or if it will even activate at all.I may have misunderstood it slightly but I'm 99% sure this is how her ability works, and even if it isn't, it's still much closer to the truth than "The opposite of what she says will happen".This is why in LoLK, Sagume tells the heroine of the Lunar Capital relocation plan, rather than of Junko's invasion. Being in charge of it, she would know better than anyone whether her own plan would succeed or fail, rather than second-guessing the results of Junko's. By having her plan fail, Junko's also indirectly failed, and the invasion of the Lunar Capital was thwarted. Kind of a scary thought, honestly, because this means that, had Sagume not spoken about it, this all but confirmed that Gensokyo was fated to be defeated by the Lunarians during LoLK.
>>48702531Shes such an annoying character to write, man.Does her ability also work with questions?
>>48702572>Does her ability also work with questions?I would assume so. Her ability has a chance to activate anytime she opens her mouth. I think the only case in which her ability would not work is when speaking of something or someone whose fate cannot be manipulated any further, such as the deceased.
>>48702583Even when answering with just a "yes" or "no"?
>>48702583What about sleep-talking? Does moaning or screaming count as talking? Do her ability work on herself?
>>48702531>By having her plan fail, Junko's also indirectly failedIt's not so much that, but her taking a big risk in trusting in the heroine's ability to stop Junko.A key part of her ability is that despite its immense power, she has no real control over how it will be reversed. She hoped that the reason for the imminent failure of the Gensokyo purification plan was that it would be no longer necessary due to Junko's defeat, and it did work out for her, but if it hadn't, and the actual reason was some of kind catastrophic rabbit fuckup or something, then the Lunar Capital really would've been S.O.L., and Junko's victory would've been only all the more certain (though it's not as if relocating to Gensokyo would've worked out in the longer term, either).In your car crash example, for example, invoking her ability could lead to anything from the driver deciding to drink one less beer, or having the car checked and discovering the damaged brakes, or having a potential collision avoided because another driver slept in, or even because the driver got hit by another car while they were crossing the street and the original car subsequently wouldn't be used.It's just a super dangerous ability to use, which is why Sagume typically keeps her mouth shut at all times, making her the ideal woman.
>>48702616I have no idea, probably? I mean, she's likely saying "yes" or "no" regarding a certain subject. Either way she'd probably just nod instead of saying yes or no.>>48702623No idea.I didn't write the character, anons, I just think I understand how her ability works, for the most part.
>>48702109Die Hard 3 Sagume.
>>48702636>Sagume typically keeps her mouth shut at all times, making her the ideal woman.wwwwww
>>48702636>it would be no longer necessary due to Junko's defeatI failed to word this as well as you did, but yes, this is essentially it.>and the actual reason was some of kind catastrophic rabbit fuckup or something, then the Lunar Capital really would've been S.O.L.I never stopped to consider this, but now that you bring it up, it made me reconsider and theorycraft about her a bit more. I'm pulling all of this out of my ass, but I think that, all things considered, it makes enough sense.Basically, I think that, regardless of how Sagume's ability works, the universe will always make sure that it takes the path of least resistance in order to reverse the subject's fate.I'm saying this because, sure, trusting the heroine was a gamble, but perhaps she was keeping in touch with how Gensokyo's Invasion was developing, and in doing so, opened her mouth at a time where the invasion was going SO WELL, that the path of least resistance for it to fail really would just be the fact that it would no longer be necessary, rather than a fuck-up by some random rabbit. She simply opened her mouth at the right moment, neither too early nor too late.
>>48702066WHY DOES TSUKASA GET BULLIED EVEN IN THREADS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER?
>>48702701Just a nitpick, but the plan WASN'T going well. It had in fact been stalled for months by the time of LoLK. Even Seiran was getting miffed by the inaction and silence from on high. Reaching out to Eirin was a last ditch move.
>>48703694KWABKASA
>>48703747Gesundheit?
>>48703694It's happened multiple times?
>>48703821Not a Ran thread goes by without this pic being posted usually several times.
>>48702146I don't get it, are you saying you want Sagume in the place of Tsukasa and a Tengu/Kutaka in the place of the Ran drawing? Or the other way around?
>>48705785Yes! Please, it would be hot!
>>48705785>>48705793Wouldn't Sagume being the drawing make more sense since she is the less accessible one(and cuter than the tengu/Kutaka)?
>>48703838And thats a good thing.Tsukasa fucking sucks.
>>48706192This means with tengu/Kutaka being in the drawing it would be even more degrading to Sagume!
>>48705793That's not a yes or no question
>>48706588Would make the image idea real if the question was answered properly?
>>48706629I'm not the anon you were replying to, but no.
>>48702146Well, there you go. Did my best.
>>48707138Literally art.
>>48707138KINO
>>48707138ebin :DDD
>>48667639this looks like Phyrexian scripture, in which case cool but fuck off to /tg/, mr Jin "The Chin" Gitaxias.
>>48707138bullshit, Aya would never
>>48707324Which birdhu wud?
>>48707333"Buy the Sagume mask NOW to make your birdwife 10x better!"
>>48707395"Works on foxes too!"
>>48707333Not cool, anon. Not crying Okuu..
>>48707324Aya very much would.
>>48707324I don't think you realize, she probably didn't have much of a choice.
>>48707500There. Okuu is just happy to be with the one she loves and doesn't understand the meaning of the mask. Unfortunately it means Anon is an even bigger asshole for taking advantage of Okuu's unconditional pure love and trust so he can cuck her in his imagination with some lunarian tart who's not even a real birdhu.
>>48707324What Aya wants isn't relevant in this situation.
>>48707620I prefer it when she's suffering the grief of knowing her cloaca's being used like a warm fleshlight for anon's fantasy.
>>48707671Okuu can't understand such hard concepts, besides, we have a designated birdhu for that sort of stuff
>>48707138>>48707333>>48707620Please do another for Kutaka, Megumu, Mystia, Tokiko and Sagume herself too.
>>48707720and Hatate.
>>48707138How long until every 2hu has an edit of this?
>>48698077these moonies are getting more uppity these days! that's terrorism!better make a call to my old mate at NASA!
>>48707620>not even a real birdhu.She is quite literally a white heron.
>>48707921half a white heron
>>48707958Rape
>>48707958butin benis in sagube :DDD
>>48707958She did it to lure human shotas.
>>48707958
>>48708031ruined DDD-:
>>48708031Why did Aya do such a terrible thing?
>>48708031Who would ever?
>>48708031
>>48708077To take revenge on Sagume for AFiEU, obviously. This is the ultimate fate of all who try to outwit Tengu.
>>48708088Even when being raped, she still mogs Aya...
>>48708088?:D
>>48703741>but the plan WASN'T going well...ah. I give up, then.
>>48707138Wait until Hatate sees this!
>>48708092But Sagume didn't do anything in AFiEU. Aya is just a shit-tier writer with no standards.
>>48710079>But Sagume didn't do anything in AFiEUThe extent was never confirmed, true, so you may be excused from not defending Aya, but there was some meddling going on.
>>48710124For sure, for sure.
>>48710587y hello thur
>>48710124>but there was some meddling going onThe only thing that insinuates that Sagume was involved is Hecatia claiming as such, but given that she clearly has a chip on her shoulder regarding the Lunarians, she's really not a reliable judge of character when it comes to this particular subject.Characters just say things, it doesn't mean it's all truthful.And Aya is well established as someone who is not nearly as honest and truthful as she claims to be. She completely buried unfavorable stories like the interview with Okina and the one about the red snow because it made the tengu look bad, so do you really think it's more likely that Sagume (who outright helps during Grimoire of Usami) would go out of her way to make some two-bit tengu write a shitty magazine than that Aya came across a popular sensationalistic outside world rag and tried to use its brand of "journalism" as a template to bolster her own failing publications?
>>48711153You can feel the blood dripping off this post. You must really dislike Aya.
>>48711997Kvetching about anti-tenguism every time someone even slightly criticizes you is not a good look.
>>48712247That's not what I was doing at all. I was just impressed by the purity of that emotion, and the way it manifested in the post.
>>48711153>The only thing that insinuates that Sagume was involved is Hecatia claiming as suchIn fact, no. Hecatia never claims it outright, she is the one insinuating such and also considers Aya as probably already compromised. However, Aya links those insinuations to Sagume via independent investigation after the interview and also see the parallels between Bunbunharu's admittedly dubious truths and urban legends from ULiL incident. We know that ULiL was of Sagume's design. It's not farfetched to consider Bunbunharu writtien under Sagume's influence, as a part of a wider plan. Like I said before, the extent of meddling is debatable, as well as whether Aya was specifically targeted (probably not, she was just a proper reporter in convenient time), but lack of any meddling seems truly improbable.>And Aya is well established as someone who is not nearly as honest and truthful as she claims to be.She is established as someone striving to be as honest and truthful as she claims to be, sometimes with better results, sometimes almost losing the plot. Very humane, if you ask me.>Sagume (who outright helps during Grimoire of Usami) would go out of her way to make some two-bit tengu write a shitty magazineIf that two-bit Tengu is another backup plan against Junko's rampage? Sure. I don't even hold it against Sagume, it's simply realpolitik in her case. Once the problem was gone, she had no problem helping Gensokyo. Doing both is not some sort of contradiction or irrationality.>>48711997>You can feel the blood dripping off this post.In due respect, not blood, but venom. Since mere mentioning of kegare sources may bring kegare, moonies would probably get cooties from writing anything blood-dripping.>>48710153The wheel of 命 turns right NOW!
>>48712670Why are those birds so smug?
>>48712670>She is established as someone striving to be as honest and truthful as she claims to be, sometimes with better results, sometimes almost losing the plot. Very humane, if you ask me.As per Aya's own words in Double Spoiler:>That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of.>Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want.The idea of her being a "pure and honest" reporter is just an image she tries to present for herself; when she thinks nobody is watching, the much less flattering truth reveals itself.Her "independent investigation" of Sagume also amounted to nothing of any substance. All she learned was that there's a Lunarian who could theoretically, hypothetically, potentially, do such a thing; that her name is Sagume Kishin; and that she had already been in contact with her (when she took the picture of Sagume visiting Eirin).There is nothing about actual motivations for Sagume to have done such a thing, nor what she would've hoped to accomplish by doing so. Furthermore, Aya only could've met her after the Junko incident was already resolved, so there was no ongoing crisis to justify any of that.And from a meta perspective, Aya's decision and reasoning, as written by ZUN in AFiEU, are clearly framed as being entirely of her own choice with the accusations against Sagume blatantly being an excuse to shift blame away from herself:>Perhaps the reason that I, with my strong sense of justice, wrote such falsified articles was also because of some sort of Lunarian power. That’s definitely it. There’s no mistaking it.She couldn't be more blatant about it if she tried.And, perhaps most importantly, if it *was* actually true, Aya would have no way to stop it.Youkai wills cannot stop ludicrously overpowered Lunarian abilities. Since Aya ceased publication of her own volition, it means she wasn't compromised and thus wrote all those terrible articles of her own free will.
>>48712929>The idea of her being a "pure and honest" reporter is just an image she tries to present for herself; when she thinks nobody is watching, the much less flattering truth reveals itself.She has lows like that and highs like Yukari article from BAiJR. Aya is far from some paragon of morality and sometimes does questionable things, but ultimately she has a backbone. The very AFiEU shows this, as she cancelled Bunbunharu out of her own volition. Hecatia considered her a lost cause during the interview. Do you consider only flawless people as good people?>Her "independent investigation" of Sagume also amounted to nothing of any substance.But despite this Aya somehow correctly conjectures that Sagume was connected to ULiL. While Aya is stated to be intelligent, she still needed to somehow notice the patterns and connect the dots, so I'm willing to assume that she knows a little bit more then she writes, not oversharing because it didn't matter beyond allowing for that conjecture.>There is nothing about actual motivations for Sagume to have done such a thing, nor what she would've hoped to accomplish by doing so. Furthermore, Aya only could've met her after the Junko incident was already resolved, so there was no ongoing crisis to justify any of that.Like a ripple a from stone thrown into lake, some of the effects of Sagume's meddling were almost immediate, while others could have taken place way after the reason for the meddling was already dealt with. She doesn't control her powers once released out of her lips, after all. And even without Sagume's powers, simple intrigues can have delayed response, coming to fruition once no longer needed.>are clearly framed as being entirely of her own choice with the accusations against Sagume blatantly being an excuse to shift blame away from herselfYes, she is going defensive through the whole cancellation notice, right until PS adressed to Akyuu. But because she is trying to shift all blame on Sagume at the end of that paragraph, doesn't mean that all blame is on Aya only. Aya is over-correcting, because she knows she should have been better. Yet, she is doing that in all previous paragraphs of cancellation notice and during debunking her own articles few pages earlier as well. And while those texts certainly down-play Aya's guilt, none of them are straight up falsehoods. I don't see a reason why she couldn't be in some, non-absolute way, influenced by Sagume. Knowing this, she later exaggerates that influence to save her face, but I just can't see this as a full-blown mystification. Not so shortly after Aya had experienced an unpleasant lesson about writing false information!>And, perhaps most importantly, if it *was* actually true, Aya would have no way to stop it.>Youkai wills cannot stop ludicrously overpowered Lunarian abilities. Since Aya ceased publication of her own volition, it means she wasn't compromised and thus wrote all those terrible articles of her own free will.That's not true. With how vague Sagume's power is in its inner workings, perhaps it is in some sort of flux until whatever event to be changed finally happens. Before that event, the power seeks a way to accomplish the change in fate, pulling in many possible directions and ultimately using whatever way is the most convenient. Besides, considering how free will and fate (determinism) interact in the first place is quite a gruesome task with real world philosophy branch dedicated to it. I would advice caution before providing such strong assertion in this subject.
>>48713599please refer to >>48697827
Heil Gutler!
>>48714679The 'gume inviting you to join her team.
>>48714844Now it's our team.
Not a binnish 'gume? DDD-:
>>48715044What happened to her panties?
>>48715053A Sagume with a speech impediment and ES/Pervitin would be too powerful. Mr Spurdo.
>>48715058It still there. Just barely noticeable.
