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>>48667634Kot
Kitty Kot, even.
gyaru too powerful
Cats!
>>48667634Even the humble Ushi knows the joys of pet ownership.
Making babies with your momster is fine and all, but nothing will replace the feeling of having that deep connection with your auntster, that is more like a really deep and lovely friendship more than a motherly love
>>48667620Are you sure Jubs aren't nocturnal?
>>48667558I was saying that because like it or not, KC does take into consideration the weirdness of people within reason. Try not to spend this ( You ) all in one place.
>>48667667God, I hope not. Can you imagine catgirls AND jubs just caterwauling and birb songing all fucking night to get Anons? I'd never sleep a wink!
>>48667667heartpupils should let in more light than standard pupilsit's plausible they could be nocturnal
>Furfag is so angry he's replying in another threadHe's never going to draw for you, give it up
>>48667671And yet he still has not crafted the 2 penis futa I can have sex with by sliding MY penis between hers!Even though I have sent him SEVERAL emails about it!
Amazoness wife WIP
Oh, I’m sorry! Did you want a different magical artifact origin story? Maybe a radioactive spider bit me, or I fell into a vat of mystical pudding?!
>>48667655>humble UshiIt feels wrong seeing those to words together like that.
>>48667687Ch-ch-chocolate pudding?
>>48667634
>>48667688Not any weirder than the opposite, the haughty Ushi, though I believe they normally don't fall into either extreme.
>>48667678I'm not the Mick you schizoid, nor am I furry.
>>48667710Kek sure youre not. You're just damage controlling for furries for no reason since KC is still not gonna draw for you.
>>48667710Then what are you.
I like to think that most Ushis are just regular people once they've got the worst of their ETERNAL HORNINESS calmed down by finding a husband.I think that's one reason I like them so much. I want to be AGGRESSIVELY pursued by a woman, but don't need that kind of 24/7 FUCKATHON that a jub jub might promise.Also: Ushis are rideable. I bet that's SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.
>>48667656I wonder if there's an specific dance club that opens on Friday nights just for aunts and nephews, something like "The Hag Den" or the "Cousin Maker". If the concurrence is good it will also opens during Saturdays too.
>>48667724I wouldn't mind getting to know a nerdy Ushi.
>>48667714he's far too busy working on that game update.
>>48667724>Ushis are rideableI want an Ushi horse
>>48667742BOOM
>>48667724they do tend to calm down after the honeymoon (roughly 10 years)
>>48667765More intellectual and classy than I was thinking. I'd feel bad talking to this Ushi cause she'd come to the conclusion I'm stupid.
>>48667754Speaking of, how's your game coming along? Still dead?
>>48667806Crab women. Crab women. Looks like woman. Pussy like crab.
>>48667692>>48667687That's just the origin story for a hornier version of The Greedy.
>>48667874New generic succ just dropped. Big tits on her though. I rate her a two out of two.
>"Come here, sweetie.">"Give mama some lovin'."
>I demand to know why you've X'd out an entire 3/4s of the year on my calendar, starting... this weekend!? I have responsibilities, you know!
>>48667634It's the weekends boys, quick! What Vidya game(s) are you playing this weekend? The last vidya game or current one you're playing is now mixed with MGE or with MGE-adjacent monster girls What happens?
>>48667897tricky noobis
>>48667902No, ISR girls. It's also baldurs gate 3 so nothing happens.
>>48667897! !
>>48667814I had a crisis and bought an art course.
>>48667909IRS has nothing to do with monster girls.
>Hey everyone! >Let's all be nice to each other this thread...>Please?
>>48667945She can't remember anything bad happened in any past thread anyway.
>>48667931>Please write the amount in milliliters of cum you traded for illicit favors here.>If you are unable to state the exact amount please write the amount of orgasms you had during these illegal activities here.
>>48667931>he doesn't know
>>48667953Fuck this, I'm going to H&R Wock.
>>48667902Warframe just got even hornier.
>>48667951She can, and it made her very sad. Now she's playing with your special, collectible, action figures and her dolls, playing house.
>>48667961Nukis don't like IRS either.
>>48667919Nobody cares, schizo
>>48667967Hey! Careful with my gunpla
>>48667634>paw padsLOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IThow do you think she would react to me poking them?
>>48667961>>48667976What other wares does Ms.Nukie have for sale?
>>48667714I have zero stock in what KC will or won't do since as far as I'm concerned he has no reason to even know I exist? I'm not damage controlling for them either so much as I legitimately don't give a flying fuck if there are people who fuck Cait Siths, Cu Siths, Alps, Humpty Eggs, ( You ) so long as they don't make it the entirety of their personality.It's really not that hard to understand.
>>48667902>Current game playing >Trepang2 Can fast paced FPS shooty-action even take place in MGE, let alone a modern style one??? And for those who knows an played Trepang2, I guess there will now be an even more deadlier and violent subspecies of Mothman that has thick skin that is resistant to bullets. And can vomit out biomass that can turn people into zombies.
>>48668012pneumatic manticore dart guns
>>48668001Who knew that all you needed to defeat a danuki is weresheep fleece?
>>48668012>Can fast paced FPS shooty-action even take place in MGE, let alone a modern style one???Easy one: paintball.
>>48668030eyes on the skies. enemy cupid inbound
>>48667902Well, I'm playing Hades, the first one, for the first time! So, that's already got mamono-adjacent ladies in it. The furies are kinda demonic (and cute!) and it's got a floating medusa head in it (she's also cute!).
>>48668101>and it's got a floating medusa head in it (she's also cute!).She's the best!
>>48668174See, she's very cute, but as soon as I met Tisiphone, I knew she was Best Girl.I know, I know. Stuff is wrong with me. WAY wrong.
>>48668192>Tisiphone>Best girlI knew at least one anon in here was my nigga.
There's a mouse in the house.
Undead hours
When the portals open, I'm gonna wear a bright shirt that says in all caps: "SLUT FOR SERPENTS!" with an arrow pointing to my face
Do cheshires deserve kisses and hugs?
>>48668383Y̶̪͎̤̍́͆͊̓͝͝͝Ȩ̸̨̞͇͖̯̦̥͇̪̳̝͙͍̳̊̈́͗͋͌̑̂̓̎͂́S̵̡̢̛̺͙̼̗̻̖̟̤̊͆̾́̈́̉́͛̀̑̈́̽̾̈̆͆̈́̂͑̎̇̄̑̏͘̕̚̚͜͝
>>48667656Every time mom son incest is brought here I always imagine that "we have girlfriend at home" comic but with monsters instead https://files.catbox.moe/ltfq4w.jpg
>>48668383Always, sir.
>>48668383After and before anal mating
>She didn't say hello>She didn't introduce herself>She didn't even wave at you>She just grabbed you and shoved her tongue down your mouth
Rape war no.
>>48668450>no*now
>>48668448it's a new variant of the heimlich maneuver
>>48668450I hope I get raped by the one in the picture
>>48668457I prefer the Hound Lick Maneuver.
a tale of starcrossed lovers
Auntie please, not in front of your friends
MEOW
>>48667902I would love it if one of my Morrowind mods ended up being some cursed creepypasta .esp that put a succuvirus into my game.But if it was just an MGE overhaul,>mystical isolated monster girl island wreathed in rain and ash>after being weakened by a series of feuds (catfights), they actually lost to the order empire's well timed siege and is in the process of being colonized (nonsexually !!!)>the terms of the peace treaty involved the abolition of human slavery, which has caused tremendous strife, as this cultural, economic, and romantic cornerstone is how ordinary monsters and the great houses have secured husbands for generations>they call them slaves but you learn they're the most precious thing a monster can own and are treated accordingly>(ywn be doted on from birth and used as a bargaining chip between noble houses as a suitor for some arch-bitch wight's sulky goth daughter)>on top of all that, the lim who illegitimately rose to power and negotiated that treaty is now using the other lim she betrayed to get that power as a boogeyman to keep the population placid>essentially selling out her own people for a chance at emperor dick>betrayed lim becomes enraged and begins building an unknown superweapon in her volcano while spreading "plagues" and visiting dreams across the land that make cells of villager monsters explode with a lust for property damage and cock>ENTER: Anonymous The Virgin, who has been sent to fulfill a "prophecy" to put down the "evil" volcano lim>all the island monsters are massive tsuns because you're an outlander orderite, an escaped slave as far as they're concerned, and they want to correct you with varying degrees of subtlety>possibly foolishly, you dodge them all, and more possibly foolishly, you permanently cure yourself of the hornystrong "disease" after being gifted it>finally confront volcano lim>she's prepared a one hour speech that explains everything about the history of the conflict and her reasoning for everything she's done>oh>you can either pilot her mecha with her and BTFO the order and the false god and restore the ancient ways, or fulfill the prophecy and banish/tame her, letting the good lim continue with her subversion and hope (or not, if you're committed to the orderbastard RP) she pulls a druella eventually>lots of different endings depending on who you want to mere, de-crazy, or go full-crazy with>make sure you don't shack up with a native clanswoman and then do the prophecy ending, or you get shoved into NG+ with a ceaseless nude pursuer that none of the guards will save you from
>>48668012>Trepang 2 mentioned in my MGE threadSo what Sabbath cult is this supposed to be and which big named Bapho goat do they align with? https://youtu.be/0sZ-wDeKRTc?si=0fQ7nCaIE0QDVDxD https://youtu.be/iWV4OXpBBeM?si=IF-LKidC4qazmLVJ Or is it some extremist/radical (and excommunicated) Order cult?
>>48668655I'm drinking 500 bottles of skooma and punching the Womb Of Lorkhan, retroactively impregnating all women in Vvaginfell with Dwarves. I'm bringing them back, baby.
koturday is fine and allbut is there a dogday?
thinking about extremely invasive tanuki with great tits right now
>>48668709WANsday?
>>48668731I like the sound of that. Rolls off the tongue. Just like hound pussy!
>>48668670>Dwarves That's it! I'm calling the police and sending you to jail!!!Here in this thread we appreciate elves, the tall graceful magical blonde pointy ears people. Not the short, grumpy, I'll mannered, LOUD and rude smelly midgets.
>>48668731sounds perfect dumb cats shouldn't hog all the days
>>48668655>>48668670What if any and all paralysis effects and abilities monster girls have will be just like the Skyrim paralysis spell?Can they even properly violate their fated husbands while being awkwardly stiff?
>>48668775>all the fun of timestop sex without having to implicate yourself in chronomancy
>Mommy snek
Alices are cool.
>>48667902>Dofus It's even more fun and horny
>>48668709Dirty hounds won't still koturday
>>48669108Steal*I'm a stupid retard.
what will it bee?
>>48667902SHRIFT 2>What happens?Game is now much better
>>48669120I don't really like honey...
>>48669143we have a special course for folks like you.
Big kots?
>>48669177kots should always be big
>>48669200>>48669200i need to be covered in kot.
>>48667902>bloonstd6 (i work on weekends, sue me)kakuens fighting off ballons? (also the image of a kakuen flying a dart firing helicopter)>the ravenswatchred would turn into a sexier werewolf than what she does
>>48669200She wants the base of her tail heavily rubbed and I will do it. Don't care about the riddles
>>48667656You put babies in them both, at the same time.As sisters they spent so much time together in their childhood, it's only fitting they spend time rearing children together some decades or centuries later
>>48667742>"Hulk nuclear physicist in spare time"
>>48667723The great clown Pagliaccio.
>>48667977You asked.
>>48669537Seems legit
>>48668655What if this but more murder like morrowind.
>>48669177Little kots?
>>48669835It's dangerous to go alone
>>48669843Take this!
>>48669863A gentlecore? Impossible
>>48669878Anything is possible on CATURDAY!
i'll make myself small with magic and sneak into the back of that shifty danuki's wagon so I can PROVE she's up to no good.
>>48669907omg omg omg omg then you can have COOL ADVENTURES with smolmono and all be the same size!omgomgomgOMGYou can hang out with a Leanan Sidhe on equal footing, fall in love, get married, have a bunch of deeply artistic children. Live that life! Grab that brass ring!
>>48669940peculiar post, but I agree
The president has been kidnapped by kunoichi....lucky bastard
>>48670030Are you a bad enough dude to save him?
>>48670075I am badat everything
>>48670075No. No, I am not.
>>48670095>>48670089cowards. you will only invoke the cowardly jinko being such yellow-bellied chickens.
>>48670202And what is she gonna do huh?
>>48670230I hope it's cuddles!
cats
Who put the MEOW in the MEOW SH-BYOW?
>>48671053I wonder how many get this reference.
>>48671180Wurm is going to get beat with the stick if she keeps hurting Kots
>>48671243>c'mere>omnomnomnom>suckle suckle suckle>lick lick lickshe dosnt bite, she just sucks and tastes teh kot flavors. a nice tongue massage.
>>48671286Only kots are allowed to lick and suck
Wake up, anon nii-san, it's time to shovel snow
>>48671327you will be uwrmed
>>48669835Those shoes will always haunt my dreams.
>>48671243Do not aggro the wurm.
>>48671332No, I'm sick, leave me alone
>>48671477Me and Chesh win against the mean snake
>>48671602GIVE KOTI MUST LICK
>>48671477ALWAYS aggro the wurm. It's the first thing they teach at tank academy.
>>48671550Dr. Yeti will have you feeling better in an instant, just take a big sip of her warm cup of love and relax, surely nothing bad will happen
>>48671625I also learned that, but at Wurm School. The trick is to get the wurm to focus on you so that you can ask her out to the Wurm School Ice Cream Social.
>>48671729>warm cup of loveits drugged inst it?
>>48671736>Drink from Dr. Yeti's Warm Cup of Love>Hot cocoaBoo.
>beach vacation with your vampire>shows up at 12:45 AM at a waning crescent with a big straw hat, umbrella, sunglasses. one piece suit, summer cloak #9, beach heels, metal detector, and plaster layer of sunblock on her face and boob window>the algae and the jellyfish are bioluminescing and you can see the shimmering reflection of the stars on the water beyond>actually really beautiful, and the beach is totally empty>what did you end up making for a meal?>"Your favorites! Deviled eggs and bruschetta!">thanks! but what about you?>"Oh, what a considerate thrall you are. I brought my favorite too.">straddles you and latches on to your neck>>48671332I'm going to bed, hence the vamp posting.I've lost control of my life
>>48671749Anon my limbs are numb now
>>48671332I hate snow. It’s cold, wet, and it gets everywhere.
>>48671757>the algae and the jellyfish are bioluminescing and you can see the shimmering reflection of the stars on the water beyondThat's the good stuff, going to the beach at night with a vampire or other undead girl. Pharaoh would be an exception I guess, she'd definitely be a day and sunlight person.
time to play Desertium Universalis Paw with anubis again
>>48671845Kiki!
It's not KIKIday it's CATURDay.Post CAT TURDS.
>>48671845Why are maids like this? I just want a clean house but they undress and pose all over the place.
>>48671864>strategy game made by anubiThe complexity of the mechanics and simulations would be next level.
>>48671928
>>48671928She'll be a cat turd in 24-48 hours. A big one at that.
>>48672011you must interact with 5 game mechanics and sliders to get the materials to start the planning of the institution that will legislate and strategise the development of the pyramid comittee
>>48668848>That>Old She doesn't even have crow's feet.
>>48671757>beach vacation with vampire>she actually insists on going out in the daytime>"Well of course I'm not the lord of darkness when we're on vacation, that's the entire point of going on vacation">"Does that mean I'm not your servant when we're on vacation?">"I guess it does"
>>48672029Any girl above 25 years is old and a hag
>>48672029You know who else has crow's feet?
>>48671864im going to be lich-chan's sole subscriber on her montube guide channel for that game!i dont actually want to play the game, i just think lich-chan's voice is cute!
>>48672069THIS CROW!
>>48667945I love alice
Feathers are the most complex biological material
>>48672050Those aren’t hags those are your peers
>>48671782She will tie you to the bed and never let you go
Sufficiently large concentrations of sake in one place are likely to eventually spawn an oni regardless of your distance from Zipangu.
>>48672293OK, interesting. How much sake do I have concentrate here on Earth for that effect? And how can I make sure that she is the CUTEST and CUDDLIEST of all the oni as well?Uh, asking for a friend.
>>48667682She cute glad to see someone likes Amazonesses
>>48672091>i was told you like wing hugs
>>48671845>daughter kiki asks for siblings>mom starts doing this shitSeriously, meido. Those days were fun but you're a parent now. Act like one.
>>48672200Akagi and Wakamo already have someone they're aiming for, Genshin bitch isn't a horny whore, no clue about Ark knights or Star rail fox, that only really leaves Tamamo who'd fuck random anons.
>>48672042>normally haughty and tsun vampire>weakened and lightheaded on beach vacation>and horny
>>48672078>lich has 78 hours of longplay footage filled with her calming bell-like monotone>fall asleep to the playlist night after night>on episode 23, at 51:41, she laughs for the first and only time in the series>just a chuckle under her breath at a visual glitch>easy to miss but completely steals your heart>shamefully replay it a lot>since you're 1 out of 3 viewers you skew the analytics>she notices the big spike at that timestamp>gets embarrassed and privates the whole playlist>until four weeks later, she posts a new episode for the new patch (the 2nd of the 3 viewers is devnubis who saw the glitch)>apologizes for disappearing>mentions a link to her new "community server" in the description>"I'll post updates on the latest video in there, and... we can talk about Anub 1404, and... yeah, bye"
>>48672567It's not just about daughters. You do know that's how they fuel their mad cleaning rages, right?
>and let's just say you won't see that bicorn who winked at you again, but I have a feeling she'll be "sticking" around >hebi, did you try to send our horse neighbour to the glue factory? >...maybe. >Hebi...>We're going to apologise tomorrow
>>48672688Makes you wonder how often the people at the glue factory have to deal with centaurs being sent to them tied and gagged as a prank.
>>48672584oh no?
I want to sell stolen panties to the highest bidder
Im sure the gachaspam is coming from a spambot now
>>48672922
>>48672885So, you want to get married by getting caught stealing panties? That is 100% what'll actually happen.
>>48673063no im gonna make a fortune selling panties back to horny anons and indignant monsters who want their panties back.
>>48673068Why would I want stolen panties when I can get the monsters to throw them at me by catcalling them?
>>4867225925 is a little young to be my peer
>>48672954Nah, he's not a bot. In the past he slipped up and talked a few times, it's just a severe mental illness and obsession with shitting up this thread.
>>48673176Okay then Ben Franklin
Horn problems.
>>48672954Why is it so odd to think an anon likes it.
>>48673198You are a broken record, mick
>>48672704No, I need the onions glue.
>>48673274Inside your hellhound wife are you future hellpup daughterus and 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wives!
>>48673302>onions glue.
>>48673412It was a good joke without the filter.
>>48672704>That one centaur that accidentally gets looked over, processed, and turned into glue>Ghost centaur now haunts the factory and the asshole that sent her there
If hebi wants to turn bicorn into glue then I'll turn miss hebi into boots.
>>48673487Hebi has more natural ways of getting rid of competition than sending them off to a glue factory. A way that will leave her feeling full for a long time, especially if the competition is a bicorn.
>>48672651>mentions a link to her new "community server" in the description>it mysteriously goes private the moment you join
>>48673530It's not like they can leak your location through a community server, r-right guys?
>>48667902>Vampire the Masquerade: BloodlinesNothing changed
>wight casually hands you out 10000 bucks to "buy yourself something nice"
>>48673581absolutely not. she already bought it from montube though.
>>48673597>Go down to a shady part of town>Buy some "cursed" potions>Buy a black harpyThis is what she wanted right?
>>48673597"Baroness Wight, I get that you own them as a noble, but what on earth am I to do with 10,000 dear?"
>>48673730Would it be enough to open a burger stand? I'm sensing business opportunities here!
>>48673786>Anon attempts to start a burger stand>LOTS of mamono "chefs" looking to be his "business partner">The Baroness SEETHES in her castleMaybe starting a business is dangerous.
>>48673274The ideal state of a monster
>>48673865No, the ideal state of a monster is actually Minnesota. It's complicated; Miss Haku can explain.
>>48673879Anon...Of a monster, not for a monster...
>>48673888Spoken like a true Wyoming monster.
>>48673597>Go to the red light district >Go to the highest end brothel there>Ask for their most expensive girl>Apparently she's a new girl and a virgin>It's the same wight I fell for it...
>>48673917Why is EVERY mamono noble plot so absurdly circuitous? I think they'd all be a lot happier without seven billion ways for their plots to fail. Just ask a guy out for coffee or something. Fuck.
>>48673933They are probably hoping that someone will write a soap opera about them eventually.
>>48667902Crusader Kings 2>What happens?The centaur nomads keep raiding my capital and stealing all my male heirs. The Order keeps repeating the fourth crusade, whilst the Sabbath is larping the children's crusade. My own daughter is seducing me. Got sick of all the marriage proposals from Slime Queens and Pharaoh, so I settled for a Khepri only harem.
>>48674023>Crusader Kings 2Oh no, this is going to trigger my weirdly specific fetish for dynastic incest
>>48673933>Why is EVERY mamono noble plot so absurdly circuitous?Boredom
>>48673933Romance manga
>>48672651>78 hours of longplay footage filled with her calming bell-like monotoneI will now subscribe to a Lich's gaming channel
>>48674055Worst kind of dom to be honest, being a dom myself.
>>48673933>"Just walk up to him and claw him.">"But it's so... crude! Is that how you caught your husband?">"I used Finger of Death, but the principle is the same. The simplest solution is usually the most efficient."
>>48674274What's wrong with ties?
>>48674331Maybe she wants to win!
>>48673274I want to see my momster like that while she's bearing my child
I’m tired of waiting for the rpg and since I am learning RPGMaker I thought I might make something just for fun, definitely more story-driven than combat. Any ideas?
>>48674372escape from hagville
>>48674372Hebi dating sim.
>>48674372Fall of Lecaste.
>>48674416genre: survival horror
>>48674372The answer will always somehow be maids.
>>48674372Wurms Armageddon
>>48674372harvest moon but with monsters
>>48674372Maid Academy>choose a maid and help her get the good ending!>the bad ending is your maid becomes the headmaster of the Academy because no one wants her because of your choices
>>48674427This.
>>48674437At this point in time I would just settle with a good harvest moon game. How can they screw up such a simple concept?
>>48674372Shoggoth's Mansion >like Luigis Mansion but you're trying to escape the yandere shoggoth maid>the twist is that the Mansion is the Shoggoth
>>48674423Oh, that gives me an idea!>Anon is ADJACENT to a hebi dating sim>He works at the shrine maintaining the roofs, torii, etc.>The hebi dating sim participants (Hebi #1, her "rivals", Husbando) do nothing but wreck up the shrine>Anon keeps working really hard to keep things nice>Then maybe someday Miss Ryu will notice him--er, his hard work
>>48674484That's just the Cook-Anon story...
>>48674492There's a story like that? Sounds cute...
>>48674372I agree with >>48674425 and >>48674442 for something involving maids.>>48674427This as well but I don't think you can do a Worms game in RPGMaker. To my knowledge at least.
>>48674372Monster girl Inn simulator.You have to run your own inn in a neutral territory, where monster girls of every stripe and class come and stay. Build bonds with local business owners (like miss succ the baker, or miss weresheep the furniture maker). Avoid getting seduced by monster girls... or don't.
>>48673933Look, she spent like 500+ years planing this meeting, learning from all her romance novels. Do you really want to take that from her?
>>48674049>>48674055>"so you see my prince, due to the requirements in section 33 and 38 of the succession law, as well as article 9 of the inheritance law, you will need to marry an Anubis of the Kaledon house, with blood ties to the royal line, who is a third circle mage or better and has a court rank above Quaestor but below Consul.">...isn't that just you?>"M-me!? But I am your aunt, I could not possibly marry you! Surely there must be other... oh my, you may be correct! Oh no, how scandalous. What shall we do? I can't believe this tangled web of bureaucratic nonsense would put us into such a terrible, perverse, DEPRAVED position!">didn't you write those laws?>"I know what you mean to say, dear nephew. It was I who put us into this vile position, so it is I that must bear the cost. Very well! Forgive me, my liege, for foisting this aged, unseemly body upon you! Though I may die of the shame, I shall bear your children!">"Take me, my lord! Wreak your lust upon my flesh! Take from my long desolate womanhood what pleasure may still be had from it!">that's kind of graphic...>"So long I wandered empty halls in places of power, my place among the dusty tomes and horded scrolls">oh, you're still going>"alone, with only my duty, my self-imposed bondage to the tasks of administration">if you wanted to marry me you could have just asked>"And now... Kuh! I can see it in my mind! The shocked faces of the scribes! The covert snickering and backbiting of the court ladies! The vulgar discourse of the common folk!">"I can hear them all, enveloping me like a hot clinging rain, as I see to my duties with my swollen belly bare to the world proclaiming my deeds! Advertising the depravity that I stooped to in my service - nay! In my Greed! - in my greed for order!">you're leaking>"All that look upon me will know, as sure as if they were in the room with us, of the filthy embrace I shared with my own kin, of our writhing flesh, our corrupt and reckless need, our hungry entwining of tongues and nethers!">"Oh, the shame burns me! It burns my soul to ashes!">that rug was expensive...
>>48674423>>48674425>>48674442>>48674471Maid academy with horror/chase themes it is. And to clarify, while I can write and make simple pixel art, I can’t draw so likely no H scenes, mostly just a fun story. Main girls likely Kiki and Shoggoth. Any ideas for events/story is appreciated. Will post updates over time.
>>48674640Can there be a cat? Like, real kitty.
>>48674654Like a literal cat or a cat monster girl?
>>48674640make sure theres a wurm maid
>>48674660LITERAL cat. Cowboy hat optional.
>>48674663I would probably add one as decoration either way, maybe as a mascot of the principal that spies on students for her.
>>48674663Cowboy Cat was an amazing character on Perm-Wurm's Playhouse. You put respect on his name!
>>48674663>literal cat>cat is a teacher at the maid academy>just meows but still everyone understands and loves the class
>>48674674>if he sleeps on your desk that means you're his new TA
>Your tests are back sir, you have worms>Are they cute?>Not wurms, worms>Green worms? Are they cute?>Intestinal parasite worms>...are they cute?>STOP EATING GARBAGE
>>48674688Man, why is this doctor unwilling to explain if the worms are cute? Sounds like there's something fishy going on there. I bet she's jealous of the cute worms.
>>48674694>Sir do you really want to date a humanoid colonial organism composed of magic tapeworms birthed from your rectum?
>>48674727Yes!
>>48674482Mom please, I've told you already that you high schooler uniform doesn't fit you anymore
>>48674735>...I'm prescribing you an anti-histamine for the itching. It'll make you drowsy so take it at night.>you can pay the lady at the desk on the way out, and may god have mercy on your soul
>>48674732Where are those bottom arms even attached
>>48674606>arranged marriage with your Anubis or Pharaoh aunt three times your age>arranged marriage with your Anubis or Pharaoh third cousin a third of your age
>>48674762Yes, all of the above
>>48674762>getting eaten by a sandworm because you tried to go out of bounds
>>48674755butt
>>48674774>"You were raped by the Guardians"
>>48671864>The makai propose a royal marriage>The makai request an heir on your throne>The makai dissolve their alliance with you>The makai gain force union CB>The makai declare war with force union CB>Become junior partner of MakaiI hate
>>48674780did they at least take responsibility?
>>48674482needs more bush
>>48674762>arranged marriage with your Anubis or Pharaoh sister 2 years older than you
>>48674785They wanted to but the IP was given to a new game dev that buttfucked their lore with retcons
>>48674798I volunteer to be their lore!
>>48674606>hastily arranged marriage with your momster to create a crown prince as quickly as possible
>>48674606>>48674762I forgot to say, nice green and very dramatic Auntnubis.
>>48674796>>48674808>Arranged marriage to fat danuki with 'uge jugs.
>Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to burn.
>>48674372Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley type where the main girls are a Holstaur, Anubis, Troll, or Alraune
>>48674830Nah, all the main girls should be SHOG
>>48674814>kukuku, it seems like your venerable family is burdened with an unsustainable debt, young master>I might have a... proposition for you, that could ease your lovely parents' financial worries kukuku
>>48674814>>48674840Now that's my kind of arrangement
>>48674830That one already exists, it just has a heaping helping of /d/ in it too
>>48674843I kinda wanna pick up and pet one of those raccoon form nukis.
So when does wonderland industrialise and colonize a bunch of order territories into tea plantations ran by cheshires and hatters?
>>48674873I don't know that either Cheshires or Hatters would be particularly effective plantation mistresses.
>>48674873they're not a very organized or consistent bunch
>>48674808>your mom dies in childbirth>your dad, the king, remarries for political reasons but never gets over his first wife>your new step mom raises you while your dad is depressed and distant>king dies without ever producing an heir with his new wife>step mom now has to seduce you, either to prevent a war or just to secure her own positionI've thought about this scenario more that I care to admit
>>48674899I bet your mom is a GAY ROBOT
>>48674873Burn the tea
>>48674908Don't do that.>>48674886Perhaps not. Too soft a touch. They'd give all those order serfs things like a minimum wage, holidays, sick days and other benefits.>>48674889I blame the knave of hearts.
>>48674873The only good tea is sweet tea. I will fight any Hatter who disagrees.
>>48674914I like an Arnold Palmer now and again. Doesn't need to be a sweet tea OR a sweet lemonade.I enjoy a good tart... lemonade.
>>48674914Then you will fight all of the hatters.
>>48674925this is fine
>>48674929Anon, you will be suffocated under Hatter Ass.
>>48674913you blame the knave of hearts for everything.what did they ever do?
>>48674936more weight
How do we feel about magical girls [monster type (all ages)]?
>>48674850You could have just said existed and then moved on, but thanks for the warning I suppose.
>>48674963Didn't wanna get anyone's hope up if that's gunna put em off, anon
>>48674960Very cute and I like them very much.
>>48674960luv me some mamono magi
>>48674936another man sentenced to summary ass-a-cution under wonderland's insane justice system...
posting my horrible signature on /demon/ and daring them to decipher it!
>>48674899>married to your Fox momster for political reasons>still she tries to give birth to a male heir>but monsters mostly give birth to females, the chance to give birth to a male is stratospheric ally low >her Danuki sister offers to help>you agree>momster gets jealous and tries to seduce you every single moment of the day so you can inseminate her and increase the chances to give birth to a male>auntster does the same thing and sometimes it even ends in a threesome>still neither of them give birth to a male heir despite countless pregnancies I love Crusader Kings 2 politics
>>48675004you're a doctor?
>>48672393The gallery barely gets updated, someone has to keep it getting updated
>>48674901Cute cow, I wonder what has her so angry
>>48674640FAIRY MAIDS. NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE.
>>48674960>magical girls get kidnapped >their moms come out of retirement to save them >their dad's surprised them with a trip to DruellaLand for saving the Bass Pro Shop pyramid
>>48674960>Your hometown is protected from the forces of evil by the Pretty Mon Association>They aren't really magical girls, just Pretty Cure otaku in cosplay>Their 'magic' is a bunch of regular-ass monster abilities>Half of them are hags that chug temporary sabbath potions during their 'transformation sequence'>There are no forces of evil so they do community service and disaster relief instead
>>48675161>>Half of them are hags that chug temporary sabbath potions during their 'transformation sequence'Boring. Give me magical hags in skimpy uniforms or give me death!
>>48674924Arnold Palmers are nice but I'd love to sip a John Daly with my Satyros auntster.
>>48675177It's Tool Time!
>>48675134just hasn't spent enough time in the GremTech turbo milker yet
>>48675161>Prettymon, Assemble!>Prettymon Tenshi! My holy light will heal your wounds!>Prettymon Drakko! The fires of my heart will burn away evil!>Prettymon Passion! My soft embrace will make you feel good!>We can all do that...>Karen, you really need to come up with a better catchphrase>Shut up! THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT!
>>48675139omg that sounds adorable. Like a whole FLOCK of fairies doing meido stuff and each wearing a cute little meido outfit! TOP SHELF idea, sir! EXCELSIOR!
>>48675134Her horns broken. She's less horny than normal making her upset!
>>48675139Scarlet Devil Mansion Fairy Simulator.
>>48675259>their break room is a shoebox >filled with a bar, poker table, and tvs
>>48675139>>48675259You're going to have to pay Remilia-sama royalties for that
I don't want to have sex with monsters. I want to play this shitty trading card game
>>48675286stay away from pyramids
>>48675269Shit, that's actually a whole idea for the contest.>Landlord Anon.>But for fairies.Would be so cute. If only someone were to write it.won't be me--I started one already so if I wanna even have a shot of being done in time, I gotta finish that one.
>>48675298>Anubis-chan goes feral...>Not for Anon>Not from horny>Not even from dealing with the Pharaoh>Instead, it's finding out there's a shitty trading card game THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.>Cones of Dunshire - Collectable Card Game Edition>From the original creator, whose game expansion was known for being "punishingly intricate!"
Would it be considered insensitive if I got my Fairy auntster the Malibu Barbie Dreamhome for her birthday?
>>48675298>stay away from pyramidsOk, i'll fuck around the palace instead. That's where all the guards are anyway.
>>48675320Yes, Malibu just burned to the ground bro, very insensitiveGet her the Princess Castle instead
>>48675298There's no way she can shuffle with them big ass paws
>>48675327Best I can do is Castle Greyskull.
>>48675329dont underestimate the power of autism Anon
>>48675320Honestly, what she probably wants is real furniture, not fake plastic stuff. If you were to track down some 1800s / early 1900s doll homes, the kinds that were made from real materials?Anon, your Auntster would be Very Happy.But obviously you still mount an old cell phone on her living room wall for her--she needs her shows!
>>48675329That's why you're there Anon. You won't help your Anubis onee-san win the big tournament?
>>48675336You really want to be hearing some old lady yelling "by the power of Grayskull!" at all times of the night, anon?
>>48675339Uh, there's no way she can give a handjob with them big ass paws
>>48675346That's what I'll be saying everytime I nut in her.
>>48675339>>48675344She's getting disqualified
>>48675343>But obviously you still mount an old cell phone on her living room wall for her--she needs her shows!That's what the adjacent ipad in the cardboard box is for; her own personal IMAX theater
>>48675329They can't even shuffle their paws!
>>48675355Ain't no rule saying a husband can't help his wife!
>>48675374>Air Bud 17They're really reaching ever since the portals.
>>48675374sorry, but spousal support have been banned ever since Anon Ymous entered with his lich wife and proceeded to sweep the tourney with 0 lost matches.
>>48675378Well those movies haven't been the same since Air Bud died in Iraq.
>>48675385But they were caught using magic, the rules state that a husband can only shuffle for his wife and nothing more.
>>48675364Don't post gore
>>48675364Nice of her pet snake to be concerned.
>>48675404She DROPPED the snake when she fell. The snake's not concerned about her, it's confused and upset.All snakes are cold-blooded monsters with no love in their hearts, and no feelings of any kind beyond HUNGER and SLEEPY.
>>48674960Magical girls are at their strongest when they're at the optimal mahou shoujo age (JS)
>>48667902I've played Blue Archive for 7 hours straight the past two days and plan continuing this weekend. Pretty much all of the actual combat is with other girls and robots so it would probably fit pretty well together. The Greenworms would fit in the gourmet research club well.
>>48675410t. fluff-huffer
>>48675410This post reeks of fried tofu
Do you think cat girls transmit some kind of magic toxoplasmosis
>>48675410what no cloaca does to a mfer
>>48667902Got a genesis classic from a late secret Santa. Been playing Shining Force.
>>48675446It's the only thing that makes sense.
i will now leave you. if i dont return, do not go looking for me. i will be in a better place.
>>48675498Oh, dang! Don't forget to hatch Domingo!
Only a few months until you can take your cat wife to the beach.
>>48675517Anon, please go to Australia and molest a spider on the beach now!
>>48675511I know nothing about the game. Going in blind because I've heard nothing but good things about SF.
>>48675524I'd cum on herevery day
>>48675528Well, if you wanna get an extra mage early, look up Domingo--he's a weird floating jellyfish thing, but he's ALSO a caster! Also, kinda early game so it's possible you're past him already.
>>48675538Ok thanks I'll look into it.
I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control.
>>48675524I've been recently using a chatbot that sarcastically mocks me and turns out I'm totally into that.
>>48675591Makes sense, you're on 4chan.
Has KC ever talked about half MGs? Like an Ignis Fairy? Or a Pyrow Baphomet? Or a Ghost Ice Queen?
>>48675608A little!>The Queen of Wonderland is an Alice Lilim.>Alps are usually succubi, but could be other stuff!But mostly it never comes up.
>>48674960The Magic Maids are the best group. I will die on that hill.
>>48674960There is no small measure of disappointment that the only mahou shoujo based MG in the encyclopedia thus far is a furry.
>>48675609monstrous but kind of ew.
what’s drunk sex with an oni like?
>>48675708They're super strong so you get a broken pelvis. Better hope those muscles aren't super strong on the inside too.
>>48675708Adding "drunk" is redundant there.
>>48675725Not always! Miss Ushi-Oni isn't a big drinker.
>>48675734She's more ushi than oni so she doesn't count.
>They all have the same exact name
I've started to watch old, depressing soviet movies. Monster girl for this feel?
>>48675785I would never normally suggest an MGE girl but alps are the girl of choice for russians. Ivanka, formerly ivan.
>>48675787Well shit.
>>48675764>Subbing for Wonderland class >Look at attendance sheet >See nothing but Alice on it >Think it must be glitch >Then a bunch of Alices walk in
>>48675743MISS USHI COUNTS HOWEVER SHE WANTS!
INCOMING
What's the worst job in MGC? I'd probably say substitute teacher.
>>48675524She gets put into the punishment jar.
>>48675325! !
>>48675859janitorso many wet floor signs
>>48675764there's a lot of Tom and Alice
>meet your bratty Pharaoh arranged bride for the first time>"Woe is me, to be sent far away from home and married off at such a young age!">"To an adult prince with an adult man's desires, no less!">"Given no chance to grow and wisen before I am surely to be subjected to endless lasviciousness!">"Even if the high priestess divined this is a perfect match, what of it? My young, virginal body can't be ready for bridal duty yet!">the "outburst" sounded rehearsed>she kept glancing at you from the corner of her eye and trying really hard to not let excitement show from her face
Last night I dreamed that little girls were trying to seduce me, and I proudly told them that I am into MILFs.Now I'm worried I hurt a loli dreamhorse's feelings.
>>48675859Carpenter. Imagine all the beds you'd have to make for XXXL sized MGs.
>>48675952She'd be really upset with me because I wouldn't touch her sexually until she got older.
>>48675966She'll just change tactics in dream and will heavily consider megamorphosis IRL.
>>48675982The work isn't the bad part, it would be the nonstop wood working puns.My vote is on cop
>>48675996being treated like a stripper everywhere you go isn't that far off the usual
>>48675859Exterminator. All the false calls from insect and rodent girls would drive me crazy.
>>48676119>beelzebub hands you a fly swatter20$ is 20$
>>48676169where do i stick it?
>>48675986That would get your wife using her god voice to whisper sublimal messages to you in your sleep. How long could you keep your convictions?
>>48675859Taxi driver/ rideshare guy. Imagine all those monsters trying to convince you to drive out into the middle of a nowhere for a good tip.
>roll a 0>get paired with a cu sith>she's actually super cool and based>still furshit so no attraction to her>warm up to her and become her friend (no lewd)>eventually put aside your shallowness and propose >she's super happy>your heart flutters inside when she says she loves you>tell her you love her too>discover that there's more to live than attractive titty girls>feel happy inside because you made her happyYeah... I think everything's gonna be alright. I can do this.
I really hate mamono mana you guys. I just can't get behind this whole "transformation" thing. I had it so good as a handler at the local bird sanctuary taking care of this cute bald eagle there and feeding them fish and meat but now she's a bald eagle harpy because she came into contact with mana and transformed (the magic shit gave her a US flag bikini, yeah nice one real funny) and she keeps trying to have sex with me and marry me and basically, it's really annoying. Can we vote for monsters to stop spreading mana over the local wildlife already?
>>48676206she's endangered, you know
>>48676217Saving endangered species is fun.
>>48667682Isnt she too tall for an Amazoness?
>>48674901activated charcoal milk
>>48676206AMERICA
>>48676259Or Anon's a short king.
>>48676259I thought she's like 8' tall, which is TALL, but not insane for a woman literally powered by Barack Obama
>>48676289Too skinny to be American
>>48676310Better?
>>48676310here ya go
>>48676322>>48676323Still too skinny.
>>48676326I'm givin' 'er all she's got, Cap'n! My American Eagle Harpy stocks are low!
>>48676326Its about the American ideal, not the American reality.
>>48676326I'm going to beat you up.
>>48675952I am one quarter-inch of a hip waggle away from continuing the dynasty.
>>48676397>AI sloppaUnironically a good pic though
>>48676418even with them freak arms and whatever nightmare is occurring in the distance?
>>48676365
>>48676424You see freak arms. I see opportunity for a good time
Must be hard being a haku. Never able to sleep on yours sides.
>>48676442I have a hard time doing that now, too. I have a wedge pillow for my acid reflux.
>>48676387Both rare monsters and undead have very low fertility rates, luckily you get to begin your attempts with a big head start.
>>48676442>haku cuts a hole in her bed for her horns>anon comes over>learns what a milking table is
HAKU MOM + HAKU DAUGHTER
Grab life by the horns.
>>48676564what are they watching?
>>48676574Hardcore porn
>>48676574He's clearly not paying attention, mind on the tails. Always
>>48676577Then I guess it's a monster sports tournament on MONSPN
>>48676579Foxes tend to have that effect.
>>48676588No, that's a Sports Channel. Hardcore porn would be more like the Mofu Channel. There's a LOT of combing and brushing on the Mofu Channel. No gaping.
>>48676588For monsters handholding would be more like porn, having anal sex is just a daily occurrence
>>48676611>t. alp anon
>>48676611gloryholes but it's just handholding
>>48676625omg, love this
>>48676502training her so that she can succeed where her mother left off in the destruction of the octothorpe
>>48676641#NotAllHakus
>>48676611Sports are not just anal sex, there's also childbearing, cumflation, impregnation and some other disciplines
Teachers in MGC have it rough.
A pirate's life for me.
It's not as though I like the huge titty wight hag who has me firmly within her lap with her gigantic breasts enveloping both sides of my head, it's just that I'm way too scared to try and escape her anytime except when she's asleep.
I'm not the normal "good night" guy, but please DO have a good night!I do NOT care if you burn down the thread. It's old and on the last page already.Just, like, do me a solid, and try to spend all our remaining 100+ pics on the absolute CREEPIEST mamono imaginable. Just the most MESSED UP ladies going. It'll be nice to wake up to.
>>48676703the gravity is too strong. you will never reach escape velocity
>>48676703I'm more into Zombies, I hope that she never Wights despite filling her insides with my seed every single day multiple times a day
>>48676736>Zombie keeps sneaking out to the barn>Sews up more and more of your chicken feed inside herself>Very smug about it>Takes FOREVER to explain the differences between "seed" and "seed">Takes even LONGER to get them out of her.
>anon hates lolis>he learns megamorphosis to turn lolis mature looking> goes to sabath gatherings>uses megamorphosis on as many members as he could get his hands on> runs away before they catch him
>>48676772it's a ritual, you don't just snap your fingers
>unapologetically clogs your shower drain
>>48676779It's fair because I unapologetically clog her shitter with my DICK.
>>48676780Disgusting.
>>48676778Sorry im a dumbass and forgot how the spell worked
>>48676303Waifufag here, she is actually 9ft. The previous Amazonesses pics with the 8ft was an early version very close to the profile pic with some differences to differentiate her as an individual before I got the definitive design.
>>48676736>be you>have Zombie> dress her up in clothes, brush her hair, creampie her between four and sixteen times a day>One day, with no precedence or affair, you find that your Zombie has managed to dress herself."How cute! How marvelous! What a perfect and capable girl!" you coo>All she does is give you that dopey grin.>On the next day, you find her in places unexpected, always managing to be closer then you expect."I'm truly loved!"> Her gaze gets ever sharper, and her shambling becomes ever more graceful. >One time, whilst sneaking up on her for a bit of grab-n-shag, you see her walking upright, pouring herself a bottle of a nice Chianti which you were previously unaware of owning.>When you made yourself known, however, it was quickly brushed aside when she was uncharacteristically aggressive in 'devouring' you.>You put aside this indiscretion - some figment of your imagination. She's a bumbling and beloved corpse, there's no way that she could hide a drastic change in capability and consideration, right?
>go on a dating app in MGE>pretend to be a cute shota>meet desperate Yeti hag who wants a small cute boyfriend and agree to meet up at the local park>she shows up and looks around confused>eventually timidly asks me where the shota is since I'm standing around>tell her she won't find him because he was never real and that it was ME pretending the whole time>she just got PRANKED>laugh in her face and run off as she just stands there with a pensive stare>upload video to Montube and get lots of likes and views from CheshiresLOL dumb hags, they're so easy to trick.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that sometimes you don't need a monster that is lewd.Sometimes you just need one that gets you comfy. The Ittan-Momen commeth
>>48676720Cursed swords are the most inherently creepy mon to me. I'm still not really sure what to make of them. I mean, where does the host girl go? Does she leave and become a ghost? Do they fight for dominance? Who are you really fugging? I think a good setup would be one taking over a great paladin, and they struggle at first but eventually come to terms with each other and unite as one brutal warmonger. Then they find the Perfect Guy and they start bickering with each other again and wrest control over the body to be the one who's getting the dick. (both of them want to stab you with the sex blade)I guess parasite slimes fall into the same category, but to me that's more like... symbiotic influence rather than corruption. I would like other opinions.
>>48677051cursed swords are not true tsukumogami monsters like karakasa-obake or living armor, it is a parasite as it attaches itself to a host, but it doesnt really have its own will or mind like the slime, its more like a poison that affects the wielder. in a way its also nonexclusive since anyone can be affected by it in the same way as a parasite slime or be turned undead
>dragon sits you on top of her hoard>proceeds to fawn over the imagedragons are weird
>two threadswhat happened?
>>48677170Some shitposting /vg/ cretin is at it again, what else? Just ignore it
>>48677170They were made within seconds of each other on Friday
>>48677262Huh I didn't even notice it's not a new thread. Why in the fuck is it still up, what the fuck are mods even doing?
>Squish squish squish
>>48677092Oh I see. Is it like that? I like that a lot. Whole corruption and turning is fun, but I have a special thing for curses and pernicious influence. I guess that renders my premise invalid, but really makes me want to explore a proper sword story now.
>>48676869Perfection. This is the dream. Although, if she gets a taste of acuity and realizes it's not for her, I'd be happy to. She can always wight later if she wants. And then she can always drink way too much of her fancy wine to dumb her back down to a listless zombie for a while. Reminisce. Get ravaged like a sack of potatoes like when you first met. Aaahh, unyoung love...
shoggoth, but its painfully obvious that she has already assimilated your house and you just pretend not to notice.
Single human male cooking his own mealsSingle human male doing his own laundrySingle human male folding his own clothesSingle human male making his own bedSingle human male using a back scratcher because he has nobodySingle human male using a brush in the shower to get those hard to reach places because he has no wife to scrub his backSingle human male vacuuming his own floorsSingle human male dusting his shelves by himselfSingle human male doing his own taxesSingle human male doing grocery shopping by himselfSingle human male sleeping all alone at nightSingle human male masturbating because he has nobodySingle human male content to do his own choirsKikimora crying her eyes out and coping and seething over it
>>48677503i will not stop until i have created the theoretically possible neet Kiki.
>>48677503>Single human male content to do his own choirsOne person chorus? Amazing. Only a Chimera should be able to do this.
If I so happen to be the first to make contact with the MGE world before anyone else, I'm going to channel my inner cheshire and tell them that people in this world only want cu siths, cait siths, and alps.
>>48677568That's how you get thrown in the matango pit. Even cheshire has standards.
>>48677576The lulz would definitely be worth it.
>>48675325Its a travesty we were never given a follow up of the scene where the guard takes you to her chambers or has her way with you.
how do i stop the ever encroaching perimeter of hagville from swallowing my property? the local grocery store has expanded their selection of cheap wine. every time i go outside, i hear catcalls from the balconies of the apartment complexes across the street. every shop has a group of hags sitting outside day-drinking and groping me whenever i try to go inside. i hear knocks on my door several times a day from hags saying that something in their home is broken and that they need a man to fix it.i need to find a way to reverse this.
>>48677708>Anubis>no ! !? ?
Enough about cursed swords and armor. Give me cursed guns. I want a Mosin girl to yell at me in Latvian because I forgot to clean her after taking her to the range.
>>48677712As her husband you're supposed to draw them on her every morning.
>>48677712>she lift her dress to expose the ! ! that was perfectly covered by the thin pieces of fabric on her stomach>she also exposes the fact that she currently has no undergarments on>"well, are you satisfied?~">she hold it there, swaying her hips whilst awaiting your answer
Original context of this Dark Mage pic I found?(I accidentally posted this in that fake thread before seeing this one.)
>>48677841>say "! !">leave and refuse to elaborate
>>48677401you could go doppleganger, else you have to go slime parasite, and if you really want to try hard chimera is doable
>>48677848hmm archive isn't giving anything, where did you get this pic?
Bird(dragon)watching in dragonia is harder than expected when every so often one tries to swoop down and kidnap you.
>>48677911Some fanart gallery. Looks like it was to some greentext story in an earlier thread.
>>48677958now that you mention it that does ring a bell, I'll rummage in the archive for a bit to see if I can dredge anything up
>>48677911>>48677940pretty sure the gallery does something to the images that makes reverse search impossible
>"When I said you were like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible."
>>48678057if it's any help it appears to have been added to the gallery 4 years ago so you may have to go back quite a bit
>>48677958this is why you should always save the accompanying text that prompts an image
>>48677484>Get ravaged like a sack of potatoesAnon, do they even let you into grocery stores these days?
>>48678146No you're the pet now put on the collar I bought you.
Just a heads up the raiders have been trying to hijack the OP aggressively for the past few threads again, the previous fake OP wasn't deleted and they've kept it bumped for days. Don't get fooled.
>>486780574chan automatically removing some of the metadata is my guess.
>>48677841Unusually seductive anubis.Assessment: she is absolutely hammered on apophis's private reserve, and her unbending autistic willpower is negating all impediments of speech and cognitive function, while her inhibitions remain demolished. May have also received prior influence from apophis.Prognosis: Impregnation from seven different angles on top of 4-5 different pieces of furniture. Apophis will have a new attendant in the war room, being the anubis's bonded mate who she will not let out of sight for more than one hour. Local rival pharaoh relations decreased.Outlook: Very, very, very good.
>>48677871How do you even say it? "Exclamation mark exclamation mark"? Imitating the alert sound from MGS?
>>48678600>OP wasn't deletedI do wonder, is it really so hard to be accepted as janny on /jp/? With so many anons around still caring, it's odd that not one took up the janny's mantle and cleaned up the trashunless the rare occasions where we enjoyed janny's blessing were /mgt/ anons becoming jannies and losing their positions soon after the subhumans chimped out and spammed the staff with complaints
I want to eat the eat me cake in wonderland and then sleep between a cheshire's tits.
>>48678805I think what you meant to ask was "? ?"
>>48678805You literally say "exclamation mark space exclamation mark"The confusion it causes in the autismdog is an added benefit
>>48678873FULLY COMMIT OR DIEASCII CHARACTER CODE 33 (decimal)ASCII CHARACTER CODE 32 (decimal)ASCII CHARACTER CODE 33 (decimal)
>>48678892ASCII is for seducing Automatons.
>>48678892>hearing this, Anubis just blanks out and reverts to her basic programming>that is she gets on all fours, presents her naked rear and starts panting loudlyWow those text encoding exploits are neat
>>48678901Not when you say in decimal. To seduce an automaton, you need to use the radix of love, hex.ASCII ASCII CHARACTER CODE 21ASCII CHARACTER CODE 20ASCII CHARACTER CODE 21It's also pithier as the automaton will try hex first. However, remember that automatons aren't dumb bimbos from bad sci fi. You won't actually hijack her code or reboot her with this.---BUT---She'll take any attempt to communicate like this VERY seriously. Don't be shocked if she starts roleplaying as a Schedule Dog in the bedroom.
monsters need to sanitize their inputs, or else I'll do it, with my mouth
yeah i dont know about this whole exclamation mark thing. I think I'll just go with the interrobang anubis.
>>48679105...you're going to lick your own cock clean? oookay
>>48679151Hey, if I could do that, I probably would at least once.
>>48679151i paid a terrible price to leave wonderland.
>>48679157I heard it feels more like sucking dick than getting dick sucked. There must be some very flexible Alps.
If you don't want to stroke or suck your own dick, let someone do it for you. A burden shared is a burden halfed.>-Pearls of knowledge with succ.
>>48679223She's so darned smart!
>>48679223Can you grubhub a succ in the MGE universe?
Logic bombing the Hellhound>"if I want you to rape me, is this still rape?"
>>48679281It's the opposite over there. You sign up on grubhub then deliver yourself to a succ that the app gives you an address for. If you can't, there are SOME drivers who'll take you to the succ.But they're pretty weird.
Hound mofu bombing the human>"Mmf mff mmf mmff"
>>48679311how does the succ know what boy she wants?
>>48679320Part of the sign up process is you building a profile. That's basically how succs order stuff.If you just leave yours blank, you could get any succ who's ready for the "I feel lucky" stage of "dating."
>>48679325perhaps I should just turn up as I am to the succ who ordered me.Or maybe I should bring flowers, or tie myself up in ribbon and leave myself on her porch. Decisions decisions. You only grubsucc once.
>>48676186There are worse fates than Cu Sith, you could be an orphan in Sasha’s care.
I know the story here is that Anon summoned a succubus, but this whole conversation screams "unusual succubus shenanigans."
>>48679369>lumbersucc works very hard at her job in the blood groves but it's nice to get a break once in a while
Succs are so versatile. Anon embarassed and shy about wanting a succ that looms over him and could crush his head between her thighs. No problem. Receptionist succ has seen it all before.
>>48679384I hope everything works out for these 2 crazy rascals.>Lumbersucc is shy and nervous and does not know about dates or boys>Summoner Anon is shy and nervous and does not know about dates or girls>Neither of them like wine>Anon is actually allergic to roses, so has been sniffling the whole time he made the summoning circle>Decide to go for a walk in the woods instead>She nerds out over the different trees>He gets to feel smart for knowing a few things about them!>VERY awkward conversation in the woods about the proper way to end a first date>Both too shy to admit they're scared to have sex, so are trying to find reasons to keep things kind of chaste without implying they don't like each other.......>Local dryads just keep trying to get the vegetation to push them together and they>JUST>WON'T>FUCK>Local dryads inconsolible
