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Newest experiments reveal that tanned Minotaurs give milk with subtle hints of coffee taste, though we're not sure if it's exclusive to tanned Minos because we still can't find a pale-skinned, indoorsy/shut-in Mino for the control group.
how would you like your automaton to sound?
>>48700224Pomp eet
>OP is not wurm
I've had it with jobber valkyries, what about cool valks huh? the ones wreathed in fire and arrive by thunderbolt
>>48700210Imagine having a merc outfit of automaton terminators that use semen as fuel, roaming and raping as soldiers of fortune.
>>48700313whoops forgot me tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ76CITltw
>>48700210>Automaton when you ask her to draw a picture of a girl laying on grass.
>>48700313>>48700334>Valkyrie arrives in front of you in a lighting bolt>BEHOLD!>her stomach is doing backflips and her knees feel like they're about to explode from the sudden shock
Snek time.
>>48700210If they don't have that kuu flat tone of voice even when they're doing lovey dovey stuff is it even a robot? Like their body expressions and the like can be normal, but the flat voice/expressions are essential
>>48700210Humane?
>>48700351>marrying a draphThat's too good for them.
>>48700381oh boy my favorite
>>48700393what if she had a very energetic and expressive voice, but had a very flat and emotionless actual expression? the gap moe would be palpable.
They see you.
>>48700435
>>48700425Prototype war idol model that never got her face expressions upgrade sounds very cute. Maybe they can generate like, augmented reality emoji around them to add some expression too, used for concerts and morale
>>48700210AI generated voice
>>48700489horse milk
>>48700365ma'am this is a wendys
>>48700351big tits horny wife, life good
>>48700605she's on a divine mission to grab some donuts
Hello, Cheshire? I want you to stir up some drama. Really rile folks up on the hag thread. Then go and make some falsehoods about monsters I don’t like and spread them. Thanks. I will wire transfer fisho to account.
Undead hours.
>>48700658Aye aye captain
Birds of exceptional size and weight
>>48700770That's very fitting. The creative writing group at my university is dying, so everything else might as well
>>48700124>no Wurm OPYou had ONE JOB.
>>48700210She sounds like a fax machine when she orgasms.
>>48700543Hata no Kokoro but robot
>>48700582It's what horses are for.
>>48700899Yes wurm op.Wurm healthy for meta though.No wurmy nerf in imminent future.Apologies.
>>48700899she's under the ground, maybe
>>48700966is there a good way to detect nearby wurms or do you just use a richter scale?
>>48700966Lightning is scary
>>48700313Anons want the cool Valkyries but none of them want to commit to Þrúðr
>>48701112>moth gets hunger half way through party
>>48701101Inappropriate acts of affection like this from a yandere are all anyone could really want in life.
what is the difference in living dolls and automatons again?
>>48701147automatons are action figures, not dolls
>>48701147Automatons are built to be sex toys. Living dolls come to life to be them. Also occasionally go on psycho stabbing sprees.
>>48701147One is powered solely by magic. The other is powered by SCIENCE...and magic.
>>48700210non-verbal. she instead prints everything she says and feels when she feels the need to share it.
>>48701183>plap or clankI'm more of a rivet fan.
>>48701189Doesn't she know how expensive ink is?
>>48701205Laser printing is cheaper.
Gimme that old-time religion.
>>48701246>AI sloppa
The empire endureshttps://x.com/losenis/status/1878646152947790213https://x.com/losenis/status/1878547709096824998
>>48701205>>48701189Anon stages the great ink heist when his automaton gives a low ink warning
>>48701290you could just honk ms kraken's tits if you need some ink
don't lie anons, you only care about the aesthetic of the faith and not it's principles
>>48701344duh. the principles tend to suck except the fun ones you can cherry pick out as necessary
>>48701266I am attracted to thick spade tails, thin succ tails just don't have the same oomph
>>48701344>PicLiterally every dream I have about monster girls."What about doing lewd stuff with me?!!">"Uhhh what?""Sex!">"Anon, we're not married, and I'm not a whore!""But the book sa-">"Anon, that's a book, not real life."Apparently, it's not even in my dreams either.
>>48701366Look at the size of those drills.
>>48701392A kej with such a hair style use them as literal drills.
Echidnas are required by law to reveal their pull rates. remember to ask before courting one. wouldnt want to get your entire home covered in 35% pull rate slimegirls by accident, would you?
>>48700850>>48701139>>48701195Don't reply to the spammer
>>4870152235% slimes isn't that bad. Shog daughterus are cute, so is Taisui daughteru that I can't understand.
Druellas mom has got it going on
Bunyip maido, good idea?
>>48701522gonna tell her that she gets 3 pulls and no morebetter make them count
>>48701595'yips are always good ideas
>>48701595no but also yes
>>48701600>3 pulls and no moresure Anon, whatever you say. surely she wont ever get more than 3.
>>48701595>yip is the broom
>>48701600>anon soon later
I hate bunyips. Why are they so shy. I’m going to put a high vis jacket on one and strap a siren to her head.
i have a mighty need.
>>48701617>>48701622I will have Anon's Greater Total Sterility cast upon me, gacha snake will have to learn there's more to life and family than pulls
>>48701600>>48701632>echidna grows increasingly stressed and nervous as her first 2 kids are just common monsters
>>48701650#1 is another echidna
>No demon girlfriend to curse your bed with her girl smellFeels bad man
>>48701687>girl smellBitch needs to bathe more often than once a week, I'm not buying that "girl smell" meme
>>48701694Smell, not stink. Big difference.
>>48701687>>48701694I'm sending the Kiki tactical squad to wash those sheets by force
>>48701701>ummmm akshully I smell, not stinkGet in the fucking bath already, Stinkubus
>>48701881i don't think she keeps me around for my smarts
>>48701885what do you think is the real reason?
ded
>>48702008Live to be sucked.
>>48702048
You have irritated the tool gods. You must now be smeared with the holy grease of disdain.
>>48702060Life as a sex servitor awaits.
>>48702060I'm already covered in mill scale.
>>48702060FAT SWEATY GREMLIN ASS ON MY FACE. HUFFING GREMLIN BUTT SMELL.
>>48702060I'll spray her with the can of rem oil on my work bench to scare her off
>>48702097Those ears would absolutely move if she walked. She's just like those girls in my 2004 mmos.
>>48701805Girl smell is perfume mixed with strong pheromones and a hint of her girl juice because she was grinding your head pillow.Girl stink is the foul smell those stinky girl NEETs produce because they never wash.
>>48701687If your horc/hellhound isn't waking you up every morning by rubbing her sweaty crotch and ripe ass all over your face to mark you, you need to politely ask her.
>>48702124Trolls do it better.
Is there any new monster girl stuff coming out.
>>48701617painfully cleaned in paint automaton translatedand typeset in gimp just 4 (You) anon
>>48702129Would you let this nice, gentle looking woman rub her butt on your face?
>>48702134If my face doesn't reek of her behind 24/7, something is terribly wrong.
>>48702132There’s a new comic Gaira at the end of the month and Pale Rider is still locked behind the paywall. Outside of that, don’t know.
>>48702141Agreed about troll butt-stink, though I would prefer a horc myself.I like to imagine using monster ass as a pillow. Bury your face deep and let her grind in her sleep, maybe underneath the stuffy covers. That way you can get marked over night.
>>48702147I didn't ask about MGSnore.
>>48702154literal brain damage
>>48702203She's got the wrong house. I'm a depressed wagie loser.
>>48702203you tried to backtalk her and she just shrank you to like, a head shorter than you, then smothered you in tomboy fairy tits and off to the shoebox for rape.
>>48702132There's still the contest running, should be a couple stories coming.
>>48702154Gaira has nothing to do with MGE outside of the cover art.
>>48702222We both know that monster girls aren't actually what he was talking about. They're not the object of his obsession.
What do Creeping Coins like drinking the most? Karat juice.
I went fishing with my cow friend. She fell off the boat by accident, and right when I reeled in my catch. I thought it was a big one, but it was just a mino.
>>48702232Something about the only people bitching about gatekeeping being the ones the gate is meant to keep out, or some such nonsense, as I’ve just been handed a card that presumptuously states this to be the case.
monster girl themed air freshners
>>48702289Yes, I'll take three hellhound gym bag scented candles
>>48702289I'll take an assorted mofu car air freshener>>48702321and what this guy's having
>>48702289What do Ushi Onis smell like?
>>48702334Beastly (comforting) musk that is overbearing if you get a faceful of her fluff.Alternatively, after a long soak (and optional clean), and when she's feeling more relaxed, it will become a gentler, more soothing aroma.Former is strong, could be earthy, mud, burnt sugar, sea-salt, orange, amber, or some other japanese scentsLater is soap, sandalwood, hibiscus, vanilla, patchoulli, etc.if you don't like how she smells (rude), then she'll gladly let you rub soap all over her body... or she'll roll around in a nice flower bed for you.
>>48702289Pharaoh smells like an actual air freshener because of all her embalming fluids.
>>48702289>amazoness sweat and pheromonesPonder the aroma
>>48702408
>48702408>48702449How is this related to /jp/ - Otaku Culture?
>>48702289Fertile hebi scent?
>>48702457Do you mean what does the japanese game unicorn overlord have to do with japan? I don't know. But there might be some connection there.
>>48702457Why do you bother asking rhetoricals and giving it attention?
>>48702544I like her abs. Not too big or too small, still clearly female.
>>48702289what smells like ovulating lilim in here?
>>48702627That'll be the bag of frozen shrimp that chesh hid inside the sofa cushions last month. She thought it would be funny.
Princess carry monster princessesWorship minor goddesses
Give me greentext ideas.
>>48702776wurm is raised by kikis
>>48702776Man awakens in his mansion in the middle of the night, and goes to inspect the house and the grounds with his Candlegeist.
>>48702776Miia gets darling and evicts the others.
>>48702776Nerd Gazer bought a VR set and finds it really unwieldy to set up and use.
>>48702776barometz commences the jiggling
>>48700786>martial artist cowIf it only was Minotaur instead....
>>48702776Ushi-Oni cooking food for her husband and the food not being that good.
>>48702776Miss Whitehorn is stuck in the snow and need help
>>48702933Such a machine is not real.
>>48700210Sorting algorithm.
>>48702933Her body is a PS2? That's incredible!
>>48702776female knight denies her obvious corruption
>>48702782>Maid Academy graduation class of 20XX is historic because the first Wurm maid graduates >pans to her family; all 5 of her Kikimora sisters and her ex-merc Kikimora mom who adopted her after the war >when she goes to her new Anon's mansion she doesn't break the door down much to his >she doesn't make any messes or mistakes >the only place it seems she ever destroys is the bedroom >she and Anon go on to have 3 wurmlings of their own and a very happy yet still stern mother-in-law >>48702790>I awaken from my midnight slumber >to sounds that made me rouse and lumber>I lit the nearest candle on my drawer >and walked into my central foyer>the sounds inhumane and perverse >from my kitchen it did stir >only to turn the corner and did see>my Ghoul neighbor Stephanie>in my fridge eating my pudding >>48702812>then she wakes up>>48702828>your Gazer sis just bought a new VR setup >your Echidna mom makes so much money just by making more siblings >not that you care, you love your sisters >you hear a crash from Ginnys room to come in and see her tied up in her VR system talking about how she wants her big bros cock >you realize she's talking to the VR world >you them lock her door and proceed to show her how the real one is better >your mom was so happy when you two came downstairs for dinner that night >>48702843Writing something with a Barometz in it so give me a little more time please.>>48702854>get snatched by a feral Ushi-Oni >after a 22 hour long fuckathon she makes a really bad stew >almost vomit when you first try it >show her how to cook>now she makes you cook all the time >>48702881>the polar vortex came and went through Winterstown putting at least 10 feet of snow on the ground >you're in your home by the fireplace stoking a fire because the lights went out >when you hear tapping from your window >it's Ms. Whitehorn in a bright orange safety coat and lights on her antlers >she's stuck in the blizzard and needs shelter now>realize you have to open your window and pull her through that >it takes a while but eventually you get her inside and by the fire >you help her into more blankets while she hands you her soaking clothes >apologizing profusely for inconveniencing you >you tell her not to worry that you're always here to help >she asks if you can help her more >before you can ask her how she grabs you and pulls under the blankets and into her nude embrace
>>48701388Marry your nightmare
>>48703011>>now she makes you cook all the timeSince she's really happy eating your cooking, I count it as good ending.
>>48702976>"What do you mean, Anon, when you say 'I've changed'?!?!">"My darker eyes just is a spell to intimidate the corrupt and unholy! Yeah!">"And what do you mean my skin is blue? I told you Sir Nicodemus pranked me by painting the inside of my armor! The paint just hasn't cone off yet! Yeah that's it!">".......................Oh chief God Anon, what have I become?"
Why are vampires with drill hair always the haughtiest?
>>48702776Man offers himself or takes Danuki money to accept being the prize for a MG slap-off context Power Slap type (or the Russian ones) man may or may not know what being the prize entails. There is a catch he was wholly unprepared for: He doesnt get to marry the winner... he has to marry ALL the contestantans. By the way this was confirmed by KC to me on Twitter, if you set up a mg martial arts tournament as the prize you dont marry the winner, the winner just takes you first you have to marry all participants because they came there to marry you.
Foxes are ____
>>48703130kind of bad at their job
>Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to burn.
>>48703130Good mounts.
>>48703118It’s because they know rubes like you are into them
>>48703011All whitehorns should wear warning lights for the safety of the public. For preventing collisions and helping people find safety in whiteout snowstorms.
Something below is calling us.
More greentext ideas!
Here is your friendly neighborhood cheshireSay something nice about her
>>48703475anon is being more of a yandere then hebi and she is loving it
>>48703476boobs
>>48703475Anon doesn't want to get out of bed because it's warm and comfy and his [your 4th favorite monster] needs to find a way to get him up.
>>48703475Demon tries to be seductive but spills her spaghetti when anon confesses his love for her
>>48703476IT'S RIGHT THERE CHESHY LOOK DOWN IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU AARRGH
>>48703476>So where is this fishos?Right here!
>>48703475Anon gets a bad grade from his hakutaku teacher
>>48702289Demon scented candles, to use when summoning demons of course
>>48703621what do demons smell like?
>Going over to your lamia girlfriend's house for the first time>She takes you to her bedroom>It's just 2 Alaskan king mattresses laid directly on the ground next to each other, a space heater, heat lamp, and a humidifier set to 80%>Lots of pillows, blankets, and large stuffed animals>Going over to your arachnee girlfriend's house for the first time>She takes you to her bedroom>Go downstairs into the basement>Darkness and dim lights>Ask where her bed is>"What's a bed?">"Oh, I sleep in there!" as she points to a large funnel web in the upper corner of the basement>Fresh kills are dangling nearby, wrapped in web (two deer and a raccoon)>"Oh, those are midnight snacks" she says giggling>A couple books are also trapped in the funnel web as well as a handheld gaming systemWhat are some other unusual or interesting scenes you think you'd come across seeing your monster girlfriend's bedroom?
>>48703625Like pure lust.
>>48703662More foxes should be like this, nice and cuteNot like the usual, mean and mischievous
>>48703675Evil foxes are good for one night and hopefully survive, foxes like >>48703662 are who you marry and have kids with.
>>48703650Going to a bee's bedroom and it's just a barracks. Everyone will be watching.
>>48703737>Everyone will be watching.>trying to make love with bee but keep hearing comments from the peanut gallery >some even try to sneak in when you aren't looking and make it a threesome >post-sex cuddles are ruined by the other bees loudly gambling if this is the night that knocks up your bee>they at least give you honey for showing them a good time
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead remember that Glacies-san can make the cold feel a bit more tolerable if you get close to her See? She's just standing there over in that blizzard!Don't worry about the moving snow mounds, they're decorative
>>48703785>Don't worry about the moving snow moundsOn the ground? Or is she hopping and jiggling?
>>48703650Damn, I wouldn't mind taking that snake's room for myself. Especially during the winter. Sounds comfy. I could just sprawl out.>out with mershark gf>getting late and dark>mention you should probably head back to wherever her home is>"Are you getting sleepy?">yes>takes your hand and looks around for a little while>"Aha!">pulls you into a coral alcove with some soft silty sand underfin>lies down and tugs you onto her belly and chest>gentle hug seatbelt>talk about stuff and watch the minnows overhead while you get flirty ear nibbles>sleep with the fishes
I am the master of illusions. I cannot be caught by Monsters.They run after me? They are chasing a mere mirage, smoke and mirrors.They see me "jump into" a mirror and charge right in afterwards? Their face shatters the glass.They think they have my scent? It's coming from every direction.They believe they hear my footsteps and heartbeat? It's coming from all around.They think they finally have me cornered? I disappear with a smokebomb.They think they've finally caught me? Now there are a hundred of me, and any one could be the real me.They take their time combing through illusory clones until they think they have me? SIKE! That was an illusion too! I'm actually already gone!I disappear behind a curtain, under a blanket, around a corner, into a dark room and then I'm gone when she turns the light on.I play with their minds and lead them on a wild goose chase forever. They'll never catch me.Just when they think they've finally overcame my tricks? I paint a door on a wall and walk in and close it behind myself. And when she reaches for the doorknob? Her hands meets flat wall.My magic is too potent, my mind too smart.YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME MONSTERS.YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY SEMEN!YOU'LL NEVER SUBMIT MY BODY!I AM THE MASTER OF ILLUSIONS!I'M OVER HERE! I'M OVER THERE!I CANNOT BE CAUGHT!
>>48703860Alternatively,>mermaid gf>her house is an oyster>her bedroom is a smaller oyster inside of that one>her bed is a smaller open oyster inside of that one>her pillow is a smaller open oyster inside of that one>"wow, the world really is your oyster, huh?">"What?"
>>48703899>anon trips over a wurm while yelling out how awesome he is>wurm picks him up and says"What a cute husband!">years later many a anon are plagued by the illusionist wurms
>paranormal research junkie Anon keeps going out on ghost hunts >it's just the same ghost girl following him around but wearing period accurate attire >do a visit to Gettysburg and she's there flicking her bean wearing a Union uniform>go tp a haunted prison and she's there in a jumpsuit grinding on the bars in a cell>this is all captured on Anons camera and he can't really see her>she thinks he can't see her and she's getting off to the exhibitionism of it all
>>48703899do you do birthday parties? my monlet really wants to manage her own illusionary forest one day and a demonstration from a master would really make her day.
>>48703924>do you do birthday parties?I can do any superhero or pop culture icon, I also do a chivalrous knight act that's popular with older women for some reason, but birthday party clowns are my bread and butter, I didn't graduate clown college for nothing.
>>48703924do you really call your daughter a monlet
>>48703944i just did. is there a problem with that?
ebil monsters
>>48704014>"Yaaawwnn...">"Squeak squeak.">Snuggles up closer to you>Plans the genocide of cheshire cats in and out of her dreams
>>48703476Made to be petted and loved
we all know what will happen to monsters if they came heredruella would have to become a streamer to make a living
>>48700210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67TP3JXztOc
>>48704115Would you buy druella branded G-fuel?
SEX WITH CHESH WHEN?
>>48704139I only drink water, milk and orange juice
>>48704249No booze?
>>48704288nah I don't like the taste of alcohol
>>48704244soft wet chesh tongue curling around your finger in her mouth
>>48704291That's a shame, it's a good way to get snatched
>>48704293I wish
>>48704115>"Im druella and I have something important for humanity">"but before we get into that I have to say that THIS MESSAGE IS SPONSORED BY RAID-"
>get a match with a Lim on monder>can't believe my luck>show up to the date>it's actually 3 goblins in a suit
>>48703625All Succubi and their divergent monsters to me have a sort of soporific smell to them, meant to utterly disarm men who would otherwise say no. Has undertones of saltpeter and brimstone, but that’s forced to the back of your mind as she emanates a relaxing odor of chamomile, jasmine, etc. to get you aroused.
Not enough wurm in this thread.
>>48705354I concur wurmheartedly. Wurmdubitably. When there is a dearth of wurm, the wurmsequences can be catastwurmic.
>>48704115>try to run a pyramid scheme on gullible monsters>have to marry all the monster victims when it goes tits upoh nooo
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
>>48705834i am weak to rectangle
>>48705842A geometric ranch
>>48705528and that'll be enough kikis
>hit the tavern and get the name of a local salamander and what quest she's on>ambush her the next day>say exactly this: "At last, the fabled [monstername], in the flesh! Long have I waited to do battle with you. Come, face me! Our battle will be legendary!">she'll be so fucking horny she can't even hold the sword straight anymore>slips on her own juices and faceplants>can taunt her and run away [evil ending] [hunts you to the end of the earth] [rape (vicious)] or help her up with your chivalrous hand and commence a proper duel [good ending] [respects you so much she lets you deny her your cock and slow-burn her over a few adventures] [rape (romantic hotspring scene)]
>>48705897They're no "rape her on the spot" option?
>>48705907didn't put enough points into charisma
>>48705897otome games post-portal are getting pretty weird.
>>48705908Do you need charisma for that? I put everything into strength to restrain her, thought it would work
>Well, I'm off to save the prince
>>48706023From what, though?
>48706171>this discord tard has been trying to hijack an old thread meme with his chink gacha posting for two years or somethingHoly mother of autism
>>48706242The funniest thing about this whole ordeal is that he's most likely one of the faggots seething about autism and gatekeeping
>>48706280Those who get gatekept are usually the ones who bitch about it the most, yes.
>Apophis raised by Wurms>thinks she's a purple Wurm>as friendly as a regular Wurm, likes all her family and friends>is self conscious about her tiny hands that are no good for digging>but she got a nice present for her birthday as a kid, a small shovel>got really good at digging and never leaves her home without her shovel
>>48706280He almost definitely is, I think I actually recall the exact moment that made him this assblasted. He complained about someone posting the "dead" meme with a Lich or something, someone replied to him in a normal and non-hostile tone, and that set him off for years anyway lmao.I wonder if I can search that thread in the archive so everyone can laugh at how petty the gacha spammer is.
>>48706335I was going to call bullshit on your post because this sounds too autistic, but then I remembered mick started hating us after we didn't side with him against KC in the original feud, even said something along the lines of>"this thread didn't side with one of their own"Fucking hell, how does this thread manages to mindbreak retards so hard is beyond my comprehension
>>48706389I found it, he was actually being more obvious than I remembered. He started trying to hijack deadposting with his chinese slop after this https://warosu.org/jp/thread/45568231#p45574544https://warosu.org/jp/thread/45568231#p45574573>you people
>>48706306I would wed that apowurm
>>48703011>Candlegeist: "Master, why are you always rhyming when this happens?">>48705897>>48705907The>[x] rape Salamanderoption must only be available right after fighting her and winning.
We just keep going in circles
>>48706603That's just how we roll.
>>48706603I would avoid going in circles. Circles are where succubi are known to appear from.
>>48706306>apophis in the underground >apophis in Wintertownis no place safe from their venomous slithers?
Please do not put slimes in the anti-mass spectrometer.
>>48706649The answer is always space.
>>48706658Why not? Just a drop. For science!
>>48706649Hey, Apopsicle is very friendly too.
>>48706658I love my mass spectrometer.I also love doing atom probe tomography on dark matters.
>>48706599if there's a monster face down ass up before you, the rape option unlocks immediately. This has led to certain cheese strats too
>>48706603Imagine Wurm chasing her own tail
>>487062423 years. He's been seething a lot more recently, the writing contest and the wiki getting a new host so quickly really damaged his psyche
5,3k words. I'm getting up there, bros. I'm going to finish on time!
>>48701166You are the sex toy to automaton chan
>>48706814At least I have purpose now.
>>48706686I’m fairly certain the writing butthurt is a different pest, but he is definitely malding over the wiki
The fisho has been acquired via stealing
>>48707036In this country, there is no future for such criminals
The owls are not what they seemRIP David Lynch
>>48707049Leave the billion cheshchesh alone.
njhguIG FIUQ S GFG IOUYDQD FVDHJF!
Do you guys prefer robotic monsters or Eldritch organic monsters
>>48706171Do you think vampires would love vampire media? I like to imagine a dorkpire being very happy about legacy of kain.
>>48707161Vampires suck!
Kunoichi wearing the high rank odogaron set
>>48707147Robot parts on my body, eldritch horror for her, simple
>>48707182I'd hope so, they should put their mouths to good use.
>>48707161I very much doubt they’d care about Legacy of Kain unless they were fucking tourists who never heard of it before.
what race has the highest rate of being turbo virgins?
>>48707267The beginner grand prix has many racers that haven't tried turbo engines before.
>>48707267probably liches
>>48707267Zombie Dragons, it's how they come into being
>>48707267All I'm saying is that "zombie succubuses" don't have a dedicated profile in the Encyclopedia.
>>48707354The snake pit showing the snake's pit while holding a snake's pit.
>>48707368
>>48707387Looking a medusa right in her eyes
>>48707417taking off the silly 'Lisk's chunni mask so you can look her in the eye when you talk to her
>defeat salamander in a fight>she pulls out an explosive detonator and blows herself up>this is the third time she's done this
>>48706674>loli Salamander companion has tendency to not watch where she's going when walking in the front, or otherwise have moments of clumsiness and trip over>have to keep declining rape prompts multiple times per day
All the apartments around me are empty. They blast fake ambience from speakers to try and convince me I have neighbors, but I caught them, I noticed the loop. The same woman crying every night. 1am. An hour of that, then silence. That's when they reset it. I don't deserve this.
I believe in fat tail supremacy.
>48707576>48707582>48707624Dumping chinese gacha game characters and random AI images, and doing so for 100+ images per thread, is so "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" and monster girl related.
>>48707551Uh huh, and tanukis rule the world
>>48707521She wants to go out with a bang one way or another.
Sleeping on pillows made out of excess hellhound winter coat fluff to ward off dream stealing monsters with a much more intimidating monsters aura
>>48707792That attracts either sleepy Hellhounds or dire Nightmares.
>>48707792So you either get nightmares about being buried in plush rolling hills and wake up to chubby snoring hellhound, or dream about courting a shy monster only to accidentally wake up and be confronted by a brutish nightmare that takes you to pound town like a traditional centaur
>>48707837clydesdale nightmare?
>>48707864don't horses work on the same principle as dogs? the bigger they are the bigger the doofus?
Give black harpy
>EIGHTEEN NAKED COWGIRLS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RAANCH>BIG SOFT LEAKING TITS WANTING TO BE SSSUCKED>EIGHTEENNNNAKED COWGIRLS WANTING TO BE FUCKED>COWGIRLS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH ON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO SUCK HUMAN COCK>RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS
>>48707909gonna knock on the door to tell them to hurry up, I want a shower too
Strong desire to take in, care for, comfort, and love a homeless black harpy
This haughty Lilim came to my town the other day with her demon and succubus servants thinking she was going to take over and let demons rule everything, so I had my two Valkyrie wives gank her and play with her, invading her mouth with kisses and fingering her until she came a lot. Like a big gold and dark bundle moaning and squirming on the ground, smushing their big bosoms together. Now she's my third wife and my two Valks are showing her the ropes and still teasing her while she stammers a lot. All her servants have either fled in humiliation or submitted, becoming a housewife for some guy in my town.There is no way demonkind will ever recover from being humiliated like this. I, a human, have triumphed and shown those filthy demons which race is boss in this world. HUMANITY. Suck on those apples, demons.
>>48707870Not always. The race horse Gold Ship is/was a legendary doofus. Big horses are very much aware of how big they are compared to you, though.
>>48707926Based, demons exist to lose to us humans. We will conquer them and make them all into our wives. Through dick unity.
I think I can beat a kakuen bare handed.No kidding.I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.I have insane speed and reflexes matching my speed.I just have to wait for her to charge me, dodge her and bop her head hard. I will not let her go, one mistake and i finish her.There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will power my friends and 2) It's not with your weak body that you'll do anything.Any men with a little bit of practice can take out a kakuen with a knife. Bare handed it's not much more difficult, it just require more technique.
>>48705907Taking a sally before you've given her a chance to fight is almost unspeakable, no matter how wet your opening speech got her. You should train hard so you can give her lots of great duels down the line.
>>48706434Stuff evolved.
>>48706649>is no place safe from their venomous slithers?Winterstown Apopcicle is a venomous shiverer
>>48706649Obviously, there's one space, as the brilliant Tim Curry is always willing to explain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZpcdp2v34
>>48708119I want so badly for there to be a monster girl who does the "OH, YOU!" thing whenever someone drops a pun like that.She should be a VERY aroused Cheshire so the Anon knows it's a compliment.
>>48702334Ushis smell like love. Also the neighbor Ushi smells like cheap tequila and is always trying to get me to come over to fix her pipes. I have tried explaining that I am not a plumber over-and-over again, but it does no good!
>>48707841I hate foxes. They bark and keep me up at night.
>>48706649>"I have had it with these Anonfucking Apophii on this Anonfucking plane!"Nowhere is safe.
>>48708119Apophises can be pretty crazy, maybe it's good for the few ones living in the north to chill out a little.
>>48708187You don't need to send them north to chillYou can calm them down with some ADVENTURE
>>48708225Doesn't that make them excited?
>>48708229Excited from adventure, yesWhich is perfect since they will have no time to think of grapeing and overthrowing kingdoms
>>48708237Coming up with activities more exciting than overthrowing kingdoms can't be easy. Do you really have what it takes to keep grapesnek from getting bored?
>>48708262Has anyone tried legos?
>>48708262Knitting can be exciting Made her a tail sock with grapes on it
>>48706658Why would anyone put a slime on a weight loss program for ghosts?
>>48708265That's how a nice Apophis befriends an Anubis.
Look at her lollipop.
>>48708279A bit on the nose, but grape pajamas on her would be cute.
The fact that Bapho-chan isn't in my bed with me right now is a crime.
>>48708411she's in your closet sniffing your shirts
>>48708262there's still time to overthrow a couple kingdoms
>>48708420No, she's in his hamper, sniffing his shirts!
>>48708486no, the one in the hamper is her sisterthe third sister is in the cabinet eating anon's snacks
>>48708498Ooooh, the free snacks sister. Smartest sister.ALSO YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, AMIRITE
>>48707527>get in the habit of mashing B to decline all the prompts that pop up with her>BBBBBBBB>"Hey, don't you think it'd be a bad idea if I didn't get a head start on motherhood?">B>smiles>Autosaving...
>>48708420I wish that were true. Then I could pick her up and carry her to bed, so that I could kiss and cuddle her.
She stole the hotdogs and hamburgers you were grilling and ate them all.How do you punish her?
>>48708644laugh at her cause she ate the vegan hotdogs and hamburgers i left as a trap!
>>48708644i can't do anything about it
>>48708653This is classified as abuse and the authorities have already been notified.
Instead of unsealing the fox, the fox will unseal you (Breaking and entering into your home in the middle of the night)
>>48708682>t. dumb dog
>>48708707but that's illegal
>>48708707This color scheme is giving Miles "Tails" Prower.
>>48708707Just take me away somewhere nice. I'll put up as much of a fight as she wants to make it fun. I don't THINK I was sealed away for the safety of her world, although, I really can't promise anything. How exciting, right?SAVE ME
>>48708922You're very cute and Miss Fox is off-guard.
WIGHT POWER
>>48708682She'll eat broccoli and she'll like it.
>>48708764Foxes don't run the largest, oldest, and most powerful crime family in the city for no reason, Anon.
>>48708707so long as I can keep sleeping so I can wake up early and spend the next 12 hours of life slaving away at work I don't have the energy to care
>>48709025they said they went legitimate
>>48708644Her tits are now a holder for my ice cold beer.And yes, I know. But I care more about her getting the initial cold shock than I care about having to drink a warm beer.
>>48709025>largest, oldest, and most powerful crime family in the cityfilled with mother material old foxes
>>48709025if only there was some sort of law-abiding fox to protect me from these villainous foxes clutches
>>48709166>law-abiding foxno such thing
>>48709102This thumbnail looks so sinister with dark mode on.
>>48709178sure there are. it's just they also wrote the laws
>>48709178>picThat's why flat foxes are the most trustworthy.
>>48709192ya but flats aren't real woman so who cares
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that if you are staying up too late, a tactical weresheep will be deployed to your location.
>>48709220I'm not afraid of her, I drank 4 monsters already!
>>48709220At this point I'm getting a vampire that wants to sleep through the day with me.
>>48709220is her wool black for the full tacticool look
I do not recall this woman being here when I left for wor- Ah wait, it's my wife. I'll share my latest tobacco with her.
can you arm wrestle a wurm?
>>48709536can a wurm hold down a job and make their mortgage payments on time?
>>48709543that is too realill do it but ill also use wurm to smash
why is Haku-sensei at my door? i was only sick for two days.
>>48709315Tonight, I am going to ponder the nura, for she is of the most Lynchian monsters. Thank you for the idea.Phantoms, doppels, and of course nightmares are in the running as well.
>>48709563you did a "were" when you should have done a "where"
I demand a state provided Anubis waifu for else I will revolt
>>48709567but cheshire uses internet lingo, always uses "your" no matter the context and keeps asking me how Haku-sensei's milk tastes! how come she never gets visited by Haku-sensei. even when shes clearly skipping school.
>>48709587When I read this kind of post I always imagine a Bane's goon writing it
>>48709587the pharaoh demands a bi-yearly tribute of 1 anublet for replacement. you may take this offer as many times as you'd like.
>>48709618My Anubis will be almost always more like( )than ! !
I saw it.
>>48709672saw the worm?
>>48709672he was clearly trying to seduce a schedule wan.
>>48709587>to provide for the massive wave of portalanons, the desert state has resorted to seeking out unsanctioned anubi>none of them have a pyramid or a pharaoh>all of them have some kind of complex>commonly have criminal records for being a bit too clever at the wrong time and place, but the worst ones were disgraced for flunking out of abacus calculus>99% normal, lovely girls on the surface>until all that essence from their husband kindles their dark flames>they must show everyone what they're capable of...>so it is said, that when the three-sided pyramid rises from the sands, the world will know efficiency
>>48709709You know you're in trouble when your anubis starts building cones.
>>48709737You know you're in trouble when you marry the Anubis with "dunce" cone hat
>>48709682Oh yeah I'm sure that painting army men slaughtering gruesomely other army men will make mamonos really happy, retard.
>"hey, loser">"hehe~ you looked!"
>>48709758>painting army menNTA and idk what you are talking about, but you are a fucking moron if you think mamono would be fragile children going>eeep! scaaawy! looking at fictional violence
>>48709828Because the previous post was referencing a retard posting about Warhammer 40k in the wrong thread and quickly deleting it. Trying to force the "Anubis likes warhammer" meme is stupid.
>>48709931Anubises would prefer Battletech anyway.
>>48709946fuck off to tg
>>48709946lol still seething, furcuck?
>>48709946No.BattleTOADS
>Hit Miss Bapho with some Old Anglo-Saxon English>She gives you the 1000 yard stare as it instantly gives her memories of her childhood
>>48710198Wouldn't it be French for a baphomet?
>>48710041BATTLE? Oh you mean actual battle.
Snake fat saggers.
>>48710239Nah, she grew up in Kingdom of Wessex and has a hatred for the Danes and the French.
>braid all of kej's hair so it's out of her face>kiss her relentlessly
>>48710243No, the punishing, autist-tier level design would trigger a MIGHTY NEED in the heart of the Anubis to win the game, and then perfect score it.
>>48710281wait...why does that snake have fox ears somethings wr.......
>braid all of kej's hairBeware, doing this to a kej is a lewd gesture, practically tying her up.
>>48711047And combing it all out is the aftercare?
>Look husband! The jerky is on sale!
>>48709587blue eyeliner erotic
>>48711118I don't know about that, but combing/brushing a Kej's hair probably is generally considered pretty intimate, akin to caressing her body all over or something.
i will never surrender to cats!
>ancient evil awakens>morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by today's standards.
>>48709536Of course you can. Winning is another matter.
>>48711307>telling the ancient evil that you've spent the last 20 years turning her backwater cult into a world-leading multinational corporation and you're not about to let her screw everything up with some half-baked plan for world domination
>>48711247You made me laugh, thanks anon.
>>48711247Lol
>>48709587>>48709658Fertility priestesses have done their job well.
Breast size is not indicative of fertility.
>>48711753silence flattie
>>48711753it's those extra wide hips, to birth strong and healthy children
>>48711734Praise Hathor
I bet Bapho-chan is naughty and doesn't brush her teeth as often as she should!Gonna teach her proper hygiene!
>>48711766>no tailTrash.
>>48711833Her teeth are strong from chewing empty cans
>>48702133shoot anon that's really good, are you going to do the rest?
>>48711891look at that powerful gaze
>>48711974anon no! it'll burrow right through you!
>>48712003right through my hearthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9tKwSboJeg
>>48709810I respond by muttering "fatass" under my breath
back again with another splice, trying something a little different in prep for the bigger works
>>48712118Surely noodles can't be that strong
>>48712124however they make become nudeles, and then they are too strong.
>>48712118and the follow up, not sure how the new style works for follow up pics but I reckon it'll look nice with the big chains
>>48712173whoops
>>48712118>bigger works>big chainswhat have you got in store for us anon
>>48712175>175kgShe's downright peitte compared to a fatty like Miia
>>48712189yerb's alcohol fairy and the freedom shog saga are the big ones, hopefully I can keep focus (and get peace and quite) long enough to actually do them
>>48711990Buzz.
>>48712118>>48712175>>48712199yo anon you got an archive of your work anywhere?
>>48711946well there is a lot of them and cleaning and typesetting can be painfully slow, plus I'm not sure the AI (which is usually limited to a handful of images) will like what's being translate, but I'll consider it>>48712213I do not, though I probably should make onegive me a minute
The suspense is killing me
The suspense killed me
>>48712213>>48712240here you go, this should be everything I've spliced together so farhttps://mega.nz/folder/JukxQTCZ#MIzSiB8KQdtekiibZFQSJQ
>>48712302cheers anon!
Do not moon a werewolf. Worst decision of my life.
>>48712302keep up the good work anon
>>48712646Yeah but I wrote more today so don't worry, be happy
>>48712646What's the correct course of action if a Dullahan throws her head at you?
>>48712646what if I put jubjub feathers in her neck?
>>48712199that is a very tall shog
>>48712697grab it before she can bite you and kiss her at least in my experience my waifu is a dullahan shark
thats nuts.
>>48712697FOOTBAAAAAAALL!!!!!!
>>48712780nigga
throw me to the wolves and il return... kinda uncomfortable and weirded out, but otherwise okay i guess.
>>48712697Run away with it, take it on dates, marry it, snuggle it all before the body can catch you.
>>48712948What did you do to my cat?
>>48712891wolves always be telling you about the time romulus did the thing (while leaning into you with their chest)
Toss me into the werewolf cuddle pile cause my frail human immune system made me catch a cold, and their robust werewolf immune systems don't get sick from simple human diseases
>>48713075be aware that the cuddle pile will have it duration extended to at least 12 hours if you choose to enter.
>>48713095Sinking into it slowly like lava and giving a thumbs up before I'm fully enveloped
Good thing snakes can't get past a locked door, or I'd be coiled and raped in my own house by now.
>POV: Your father promised his firstborn to a fox many years ago and now she's come to collect
im going to take my wolfu to a place where proud and stoic monsters like dragons and Jinko gather. then im going to pet and praise her into a blushing puddle in clear view of all those frigid bitches.in the end, all monster wants to be good girls.
I told my fox wife we're going for burgers, but I'm actually taking her to the vet to get her spayedahahahah
Never underestimate a hag in good shape
>>48713135too bad im the thirdborn. guess il just get a fox wife the traditional way. time to rummage through abandoned shrines for a fox to unseal.
FOXXED AN HAGGEDHAGGED AND FOXXED
The angels rejoiced last night.
>>48706658But it's the purest sample we've seen yet!
I don't get it. I, the villainous human sorcerer, used my special move (where I tear out one of my eyes and sacrifice it for a boost in power) and the foolish magical girl monster heroine I was fighting started crying and hugging me and begging me not to get hurt instead of fighting????....Do.... Do I have to remind her this is a fight to the death or just like... take a cheapshot since she's wide open?
>>48713269throw your eyeball at her
Amazoness wife lineart done WIP
>>48711281The colors on her seem wrong. I don't like it.
>>48713368Very beeg, very good. I should comm more big helldog
Wolf-hu(extra wolf)
>>48713384I hope she looks at me like this at night
>>48712118>you can't handle my strongest noodle, bachelor>my noodle is too strong for you>go find a younger more supple noodle to wed
Beware the far, far north, beyond the dominion of the Ice Queens. They say truly terrible monsters reside there, more fearsome than even ogres and dragons. Tall as trees, teal of skin and white of hair. They wield weapons that even fifty men couldn't lift and rule the arctic mountains through terror and awe. Giants of ice, they be. They leave large runestones nobody can read at the edge of their territories. Warnings not to trespass, less they vanish forever in the arctic winter. Sooner or later, one of them will find you... and when they do... nobody will hear you scream!
>>48713568>runestones are actually welcoming messages>frost giantesses leave them in hopes of attracting men since they're too shy to step out in the world
>promise evil sorcereress my firstborn son as her husband in exchange for power and wealth>use power and wealth to attract a monster wife>have four daughters>employ a bunch of garrulous, extroverted housekeepers to ward off the asocial neet sorcerer I promised my son to
Gentlemen, a toast, to the allure of pear lolis from all the most sensual, captivating and seductive monster species.
Imagine doing this in front of a monster girl.
>>48713682I would do it out of spite.
>>48713682Maximum pain I must endure. Okay, here we go.
>>48713748Do it for her, anon.
I will lose to a demonAnd I'm ok with that
>>48713806Due to a typo, you will instead lose to a damon. Damon Wayans, Jr. to be specific! Enjoy your new wife!
>>48713758Women are hot enough already. This would just be sweaty.
>>48713806I will have a win-win scenario with a loli Demon
>>48713806What will you lose to her? If you're okay with it, she can just ask you nicely.
Nothing like watching your polar bear monster wife dive through ice to snatch and kill a seal. Then just chill on the ice with its blood all over her, munching on it like it's nothing.
>>48713806i would co-op with a demon
I had a dream cait sith called me a naughty boy and did things with her mouth to punish me.
>>48713951And those things were TALK TO YOUBecause she is a STINKY CAT with STINKY CAT BREATH
