And not any crow, but the best crow Tengu there is: Aya Shameimaru!
射精丸文 is such a beautiful name.
>>48708036>This is your brain on tengu
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I used "it's that thing in Aya's name" as a mnemonic while memorizing this kanji.
>>48708093You know what's even more beautiful? That you can't spell Shameimaru without shame.
>>48708093It's fun to say too. There's a reason that both that video and her catchphrase exist. >>48709708Tengu are supposed to be red-faced, after all.
>>48708093>射精丸文射命丸文But yes, it's very nice. Fun to make exegesis of each kanji and how it relates to Aya.And あややや is a very pleasant catchphrase.>>48709721>Tengu are supposed to be red-faced, after all.Good attitude.
>>48709708Then why is she so shameless?
>>48709805This is just another lunarian ploy. Do not be deceived!
>>48709818I don't believe you.
>>48709750I want to see an Ayaya that's normally composed and unflappable, immune to shame and embarrassment, but unexpectedly finds someone that reddens her face and makes her heart race.
>>48709941charisma breaking the Ayaya!
>>48709906It is a well-known fact that Sagume was furious after Aya deftly realised that she was being used and uncovered all the truth needed to foil the nefarious plan. Ever since the moon goddess tried to defame the no. 1 Gensokyo's reporter with slanderous edits like >>48709805 and >>48707138>>48709941Well, I want to be that someone!
>>48709958Are we sure they are edits? They look legit. And we know Aya has some strange...preferences from her article about laying with human men. Do you think that is a forgery too?Who's to say she didn't just want to be humiliated, then she regreted it later, but it leaked?
Aya's thread has already gone down the drain. All libel and slander.
>>48709986No such article exists. I understand you want to lay with Aya, I do too, but please don't cope by making up such nonsense.
>>48710003Come on, it even has her photo on it. I'm starting to think tengu are shameless sex-crazed humiliation fetishists.
>>48709986>Who's to say she didn't just want to be humiliatedShe has no masochistic tendencies. Aya is way too cool for that!
>>48710033Oh wow. A photo of Aya.What a rare thing.Now it MUST be legit.
>>48710066Who else in Gensokyo has the means to take portrait pictures of Aya? It's either Aya herself or one of her superiors.Aya herself said it was just a joke. Now you're claiming it isn't even real?
>>48710077>Who else in Gensokyo has the means to take portrait pictures of Aya?I think you are forgetting about someone with both means and motive. Maybe intentionally, hmm?
>>48710077>Aya herself said it was just a joke.Uh huh. >Now you're claiming it isn't even real?Uh huh, but without the sarcasm.
>>48710036This stupid smug bird pisses me off so much. I want to throw her in a river.
>>48710110Jokes on you, idiot, she can fly. Bet you didn't know that, huh?
>>48710089Why would Aya allow her rival to take a portrait of her? If she is that much of a birdbrain, she deserves to have rumors spread about her.
>>48710137Well, you try to defend yourself from thoughtography. Don't fool yourself: Hatate already has photos of your privates. Simply not the most recent one.
>>48710158Thoughtography is not that accurate. If it was, Hatate wouldn't need her flip phone.And are you going to claim Hatate made the Sagume images too?
>>48710115uh, about that
If anything, the Sagume thing shows that Aya deserves and needs to have her self-esteem raised.
>>48710066Who else would EVER acquire those kinds of insights into human-tengu relationships?
>>48710189>And are you going to claim Hatate made the Sagume images too?No. The article and the doctored images are two separate ploys targeted against Aya. There are simply that many people wanting to put her down, jealous of Aya.She is way above that, thankfully.
>>48710236So true, what Aya does in the privacy of her own home is NOT anyone elses business.
>>48710227Imaginative humans.
>>48710190That is a slightly different situation to random doofus chucking her in a river. And she can swim too, so Double Checkmate.
>>48710288Bullshit. No red-blooded human male would imagine himself in a subservient position to a tengu.
>>48710323In the article, the tengu was in the subservient position.
>>48710293>And she can swim tooHey look what Hina dredged out of the river!
>>48710158>Hatate already has photos of your privatesWhy would she want to see that?Man, tengu are a bunch of weirdos.
>>48710323Oh, you sweet summer child. Also >>48710327.
>>48710345What'd I just say, doofus?
>>48710345Who is that cute boy? Is he single?
>>48710259I'm so glad we finally have a counter to that smug bird.
>>48710545I don't get it. How's it work?
Hecatia...
>>48710613ZUUUUN
>>48710259Honestly, this makes it even hotter.
>>48710542I am single.
>>48710404>Man, tengu are a bunch of weirdos.Amen.
>>48710209I think that's rather easy. All writers, fiction or non, always love when someone who actually read their text reaches out to them to discuss it in polite manner. I've seen it with university professors, I've seen it with journalists, I've experienced it myself.Read Bunbunmaru and write a letter to Aya asking some further questions about articles, it will certainly raise her self-esteem.
>>48713630I want to avoid hurting her, so can you tell me what can I have to say to her to destroy her self esteem? You know, completely break her heart and make her not only doubt her skills. but also question whether people actually like her stuff, or if everyone hates it and they're just too polite to say anything.Again, I just want to know exactly what I shouldn't say to her.
>>48713737Oh, I will certainly tell you. You just need to provide some writefagging of yours to this thread (remember that it needs to be on-topic!) and then I will gladly showcase you what would hurt Aya, so that you can avoid it.I'm sure that this simple task won't be a problem if you truly have a dedication.
