What would the perfect husband for Reimu be like?
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>>48711097This guy. Actually.
>>48711104vtumor go back
>>48711097Someone who is handsome charming and rich. So basically a fairly tale prince
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>>48711097Me.
>>48711582Would be an adventure for them.
>>48711918No, me.
>>48712138No, I'm Spartacus.
>>48711097Someone who could take a beating
>>48711097>What would the perfect husband for Reimu be like?Dutiful, loyal, handy, doesn't mind staying at home while she's away solving incidents, sociable (especially being a good host whenever there's a drinking party at the shrine), not overly sweet nor overly stoic, knows how to have fun but also when to be serious. In other words, me.
>>48712154And i'm Crassus. She's mine.
>>48712154I'm Brian, and so's my wife.
>>48711097As in her dream man? Probably someome who's handsome, kind, and caring
>>48712227Bwian, eh?
>>48711097Me, the man who snacks on the peanuts he hides in his beard
>>48712183don't forget dumb as bricks
>>48711097Meira.
>>48711097Reimu is built for only a particular type of man
>>48712426Also me.
How old is Reimu? I remember ZUN saying something like she has the feel of a free 14 years old on the last game but i might be wrong
>>48712633Reading the manga(s), she looks and acts around 25.
>>48711097Rich handsome and masochistic
>>48712638I honestly don't care much about the manga, i give more credit to ZUN words even if half of them are just drunk ramblings
>>48712236>handsomeits always something like that.. why cant it be just kind and caring? it always has to be something out of our own spectrum, something that only lady luck can provide. i would even accept >>48712162 because i can atleast train myself to receive a beating.
>>48712663Everyone says they want someone attractive and they do. If I ask you what kind of girl you like, you will probably say something like cute kind intelligent compassionate etc. But one day you meet a girl who is kind and compassionate and clever and intelligent, but not cute. But you realise you still like her.It's usually the same with girls, maybe handsome is on the top of the list but if you have the other things in the list maybe she will love you regardless.
>>48711097Reimu is yuri for Marisa!
>>48712663That's why you should marry youkai instead.
>>48712723I wouldn't say that too loud... We are near her shrine.
>>48712748>We are near her shrine.Whose shrine? Youkai miko's one?
>>48712748I will marry my perfect cat wife and breed her every day until an entire clan of half-kasha exists from our bounteous loins. And if the layabout armpit miko wants to say anything about it she's welcome to try.
>>48712663Yeah the ideal man. Kind, caring and ugly. That way he can be kind to his ugly ass kids.
>>48712663>out of our own spectrumspeak for yourself lmao, not everyone is a self-deprecating loser like you
>>48711097How would Reimu feel about having a husband who keeps encouraging her to yuri out with Marisa?
>>48711795It's the guy that posts actual slide threads. He's fuming about anons calling his shitty threads out so he's lashing out at literally every new thread.
>>48713142mmhm sure thing buddy
>>48712689i like homely girls where the cute part is in the inside>>48712999not handsome does not mean ugly
>>48712755>kashayou will need a lot of corpses
>>48712426Yup, me.
>>48711097But Reimu already has a wife?
>>48712663Would you want Reimu if she wasn't pretty?
>>48713840That's why she needs a husband. Duh?>>48714041Anime trappings aside, Reimu is probably nothing special. Outside of her clothes, she's more or less a stereotypical Asian woman. She's my #1 and always will be, but there are infinitely more visually striking persons in the setting.
>>48712755Orin wins by virtue of being a cat.
>>48711097A handsome guy who makes a lot of money and can get over the fact that she is the Crimson Slasher. >>48711582Ok KEK. You've been shining this literal who's balls for YEARS.
>>48714681Fuck 4chins. I wanted to say C. U. C. K. because thats what that anon is. Fuckin' 1984 up in this bitch...
>>48714681Got a better candidate? That guy tromped on a god to get to the shrine, casually hung around fairies and youkai to see it exterminated afterwards and then even helped Reimu promote the next fair around the village because he's just that nice of a guy.
>>48714700Good for him. There're even greater human legends than him. Like the stud who cut off Kasen's arm or Emperor Jinmu. Not to mention the other handsome stud GOD Reimu was gushing over.
>>48714707Which of those made the trip to the Hakurei shrine?
>>48714718Anyone in Genso can make a trip there. A bunch of villagers even showed up from time to time.
