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>I am now authorized to use physical force
Wurm?
bee happy
bird checkpost birds
>>48713968>Bapho daughteru gets the pool noodles on her horns if she keeps headbutting everyone
>>48713977Miss hornet will break them out, no more sister wars.
>>48713977bee
>>48714028What did she mean by this?
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>>48714028I don't care what miss Creeping Coin offers me. Sex whenever I want, an estate with high walls surrounding an immaculate manor, top class food every single day, the comfiest bed and pillows money can buy, a personal movie theater, a gigantic swimming pool and an assortment of sports cars and fancy vacations to the Desert Kingdom. I'm NOT accepting. I'm perfectly happy in my small dingy flat that runs off primitive gas power, eating my poor people broth and cheap fish from the market, consisting off groceries from a lower class dollar store, sleeping in my worn out spring bed and wearing my hand me down clothing. It's more homely here. At least here I am free and not made to be a fancy slave.
>>48714062Yep, I know that feeling.
Did you know, that if you nacho cheese on nacho, then cheese nacho taste chip nacho taste you cheese? this is because nacho chip cheese on chip nacho, cheese chip taste nacho you
>>48714043You're a big girl.
>>48714111>>48714111>>48714111>>48714111
>>48713977Well, it's better than a cubicle, at least.
>>48714071yeah but, what if those racks come with a huge rack? I'd fold if she let me motorboat them
So who's smarter?You or your wife?
You're an Order soldier and you're on your last mag and she has you cornered.How do you get out of the situation safely?
>>48714192Surrender and beg her through teary eyes not to hurt me.
KC on Wurms:>Once aroused, they can advance without noticing the obstacles in front of them, whether it's a rock in front of them or something bigger - such mamonos are called Wurms. When I heard about Dragon Knights, I thought that people associate Knight Riders with Dragons or Wyverns. But the most active Dragon Knights are the holders of Earth Dragons.` >Just like with a wyvern carrying her husband on her back, the power of the spouses will increase due to the circulation of mana between them. Therefore, although tank looks out of place on the battlefield, it is a very rational decision.They are literal battletanks and when riding them you are invulnerable too.
>>48714215did you expect something else?
>>48714215Don't encourage her to make train noises when you ride her.
>>48714162daughter
>>48714239>ywn build a NASA-tier 4050 gaming station with your daughteru just to emulate SNES games
>>48714192Save one for myself and then cry when the gun magically jams
>>48714257Why did you put jam in your gun, Anon? I feel like you're trying to fail.
>>48713968Dear OP,Today, you were not a faggot.<3,All Good Anons
>Knows she's the objectively the best mamono>Other mamono try to imitate her>Is humble>Is softspoken >Doesn't brag or flaunt her superiority >Is soft and comfy>Always warm>Canonically has the best milk and a super milk variant>Her milk can financially support your lifestyles>Cute tail you can play with>Switches between cute, sexy, and motherly depending on the situation>Protective, especially in groups of fellow holsts>Respects your boundaries and doesn't force herself on you>Can aggro into a rape machine with a simple trick you can exploit whenever you desire>Impeccable fashion sense>Loves to be touched and fondled (but only by you)>Has the warmest smiles>Doesn't desire a lavish lifestyle>Is content with a simple life>Has lots of holst friends who are just like her>Has lots of holst family who are just like herWhy haven't you taken the holstpill yet, Anon?
>>48714192Ask HER to keep me safe
>>48714345Anon, you posted the wrong cow just now.
>>48714345Because Im personally into liches and kikis more but Holsts are a close third. They're the classic vanilla option and a damn good one
>>4871435180% of what I just said doesn't apply to ushi-onis. While yes, they are good girls, holsts have a leg up on them. Also, ushi-onis are classified as insects, part of the arachne family.
>>48714356>>Knows she's the objectively the best mamonoTrue of Ushis>>Other mamono try to imitate herThat's HOLSTS>>Is humble>>Is softspokenTrue and true!>>Doesn't brag or flaunt her superiority>>Is soft and comfy>>Always warmAlso all true.>>Canonically has the best milk and a super milk variantTRUE.>>Her milk can financially support your lifestylesTrue!>>Cute tail you can play withVERY True.>>Switches between cute, sexy, and motherly depending on the situationAlso accurate!>>Protective, especially in groups of fellow holstsMen who wed Ushis are VERY safe indeed.>>Respects your boundaries and doesn't force herself on youAlso true. An Ushi is simply too sexy to not do sexy things with like holding hands and talking cute nature walks together.>>Can aggro into a rape machine with a simple trick you can exploit whenever you desireAlso true.>>Impeccable fashion senseC'mon, you saw that pic! She knows her business!>>Loves to be touched and fondled (but only by you)>>Has the warmest smiles>>Doesn't desire a lavish lifestyle>>Is content with a simple life>>Has lots of holst friends who are just like her>>Has lots of holst family who are just like herAaaaaaand again, ALL TRUE.
>>48714036Ma'am there's a fire behind you. I wouldn't be doing my job as a firefighter and not asking you if it's contained?
>>48714062Why is bangs covering the eyes the absolute best hairstyle?
>>48714379>>>Is humble>>>Is softspoken>True and true>of aggressive rape-happy ushi-onislolYou can love her but your waifu a shit, anon.
>>48714162My wurm waifu and I are equally smart and dumb at the same time. You ask her about her favorite scientific theories or ask me about baseball and we can talk your ear off for hours. BUT you ask us how say to fix a hard drive issue in our computer and we're like monkeys banging rock's together.
>>48713968>>48713976Why are LateNight's Wurmies the best?
>>48714399Does this look like a rapist to you?
>>48714415>get a new job teaching history at MGCU>instantly catch the eye of the Ushi-Oni chief of security >incredibly scared at first and then realize she's a total softy and has personally never fought in her life >no one messes with her because of her size>help her start a new job in the faculty gardens >now she's chief of security and head Gardner >your wife has never been happier
>the seething spammer is posting /vg/ memes nowDo your part to report and ignore, anons
>I'm not gay>I'm not gay>I'm not gay
>>48714418Unironically would be me if I had a dragon wife. Jabberwock would encourage it.
>he's so weak all he can do is post copyasted AIslop nowKek
>>48714415I'm not sure. Can't be too quick to judge.
Be honest, would you trust a Ratatoskr?
>>48714676trust her with deez nuts
>"You've trespassed your last temple, criminal scum!"
>>48714676I can just buy her some nut snacks and nut inside her to secure her loyalty.
>>48714676she's a messenger of the gods, so she's pretty much an angel and those can be trusted therefore it's probably fine
>>48714691Don't forget to supply her with hazelnut coffee too. Do that and she'll die a thousand deaths for you if need ever arises.
>>48714239I now remember being a kid and seeing my older brother use shoelaces to attach parts inside his custom rigI wonder if this is Anubis approved
are you ready for the kots?
>>48714118The yellow jacket zoo is really cute, would buy her at the pharaoh's slave market
>>48714192Use the last mag on myself like in the Russian video
>>48714192Engage active camouflage. Reveal myself only after The Arbiter has joined battle with the enemy.
dragons and stuff
>commencing the great winter monster ball with a fencing bout with your dhampir gf>big crowd, dramatic lighting, you're both in your fancy dinner dress and she's wearing an intoxicating glittery eyeshadow>you can already tell by her swishy flourish, fangy grin, and the gleam in her eyes that no matter who wins, you won't be attending the ball yourself without being dragged into the billiards room for two loads wrung out into her with your shirt collar in her fist>she loves any opportunity to fix your hair and straighten your collar out anyway
Story at 6k words. Other contestants, what up?
>>48714567Brojobs aren't gay Anon. It's okay for your Alp bro to suck your dick from time to time.
>>48714918Gorgeous abs
>>48714932Bro said he wouldn't try to come after me to give me the succ and marry me if he alped. One day he came to me and asked if he could try it so that he could have some idea of what to expect when he finds a husband. I told him it's alright as long as we say "no homo" and if it's just this once. Now we're always making sports bets which he always seems to lose and as consequence, I keep getting these brojobs. It's almost daily at this point! It's alright though. He'll eventually find himself a husband, and I'll find my monster wife.
>>48714215One of my favourite stories was about a dumb wurm getting woken up from hibernation and getting up to some cute wurm waifu shit. I think it was written on the old mge wiki. Alas, don't think I'll ever be able to find it again.
>>48714676>Before marriage100% untrustworthy. Worst than a danuki disguised as a human woman. >After marriage 100% trustworthy. Unicorn levels of fidelity and honesty.
>>48714192Smush my face into her crotch
>>48714192lol.how is she going to rape me with her clothes on?that armor can't be easy to get out of. dumb hound.
im thinking of hatters again
>>48714094I love her>>48714036I love bees, they have the secret fluff. Very cute and you can easily tell when they're happy by the wings and the butt wiggles. Nice antennae too.
It's kotday
need need NEED headpats from miss manticore...
>>48715283>With her paw>*pomf pomf pomf pomf*>With her mofu>*purrr*>With her tail>*pat pat pat*>With her tail's mouth like a plunger>*Squelch* *Pull* *POP* *Squelch* *pull* *POP*
I hope the writing is going well! I just finished the story Protecting the Cherished. God damn, that was good. Loved it so much. You know that feeling when you finish a good story and you're just kind of like "fuck, it's over"? That's me right now.
>the Dragonia tourism manager tells you that due to a massive increase in recent traffic, there's only one tour guide currently available>she brings out a dragon zombie wearing an ushi-oni eyepatch>she says that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel right now, and warns you not to take the eyepatch off
>>48715380Yeah, what this anon said. Dragonia has got SO MUCH traffic. Running on fumes. Dragons and dragon related goods and services are just flying off the shelves like hot cakes! Mere humans are TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES on their PUNY LITTLE LEGS AND MEDIOCRE BALANCE to get to the beautiful country of dragonia. If I were a human (which I am not, obviously, I make too many spelling misteaks for that), I would book a ONE WAY ticket to dragonia right this second, and just throw myself at whatever opportunities to interact with dragons present themselves.
>>48715298How is anyone supposed to resist that four pronged attack. I know I'm losing my mind with one whiff of that mofu
>>48714767I still use twist ties and pieces of string because I tore out all the brackets and stuff with a pair of pliers 12 years ago.....The only approval we could hope for is from one of those "if it's stupid and it works" gremlins who design thigh-operated kitchen monotaskers.>>48715298Good lord.
>>48715404>>48715396kot bait detected.drop all weapons and adopt the kot-toy position on the floor.a manticore will savagely dote and love you in 5 minutes.
>>48715380>Show Dragon Zombie the scene from The Neverending Story where the main character rides a luck dragon RIGHT AT HIS BULLIES"I don't care about the tour; can we go back to my hometown and do this ALL THE TIME?">Miss DZ confused and distracted by the video on your phone.>Eventually decide to just let her watch the movie.>She looks so cute when she's happy...
