My beloved Mokou is not just a woman that you love, she's the representative of a lifestyle. On occasions when you got beat down by this cold bitch called life, you rise up like the phoenix full of the raging fire of the indomitable human spirit.Kind enough to when I'm driving during cold nights, to be the one to warm me up.Other ways, when I'm about to take my meds for "curing mental illness", she's the one to tell me; "Fuck it, we ball." Ultimately, Mokou is all about not giving a fuck and burning brighter than most.
big boobies mokou is fine too.
>>48739604I like Mokou, whatever the hell she's having a small or big chest.
>>48739566Based /lit/ post!
canon lesbian though
>>48739706back to /bant/ with you kiddo
Smokou
>>48739706Hey, hey, hey. Hey! You, yes you! I have great news! No, I'm not bullshitting you. Did you know that you can join your headcanon in reality? No? No, that's not a scam! It's true! A gensokyo full of dykes.Well, first you need something called Potassium Cyanide. No, that's not toxic. It is very good for awakening your spirit to higher planes to see the super lesbian paradise or some shit.Oh, you're interested? Good! First off, you need to buy it. Yeah, I know, nothing's free... Well, once you have brought it and received your super special thing, open it duh. They come in little crystals, but don't worry. It's like salt, it dissolves in the water just like your parents hopes in your person. Well, who cares?Once you have your keys for gates to lesbian heaven, open the recipant. Come on, it's not that hard. You did it? Bravo! Now, take a gram of it or 15,43 in godblessed freedom grains. And for the special part, you'll have to mix it into 6 oz or 140 in yuropoor millilitres of water. Wait 5 minutes then... Chug it!You did it? What a hero! Now you can lay on something like a bed or a pile of garbage. You're the yuri hero! You decide! After a few moments, you'll see your heaven full of dykes doing lesbo things to each other! Wow, that's fucking awesome! And then you can stay forever in there and even further! You can, yes you can, even become a woman to do yuri shit with them! Incredible!Oh, I forgot. Remember to ditch the glass after drinking the heaven juice. That's important, women like when everything is well arranged. Well, now that you have your tutorial, you can fuck off.
>>48740015Local mokoufag woke up and choose violence.
>>48740015Yeah, this is peak
Form >>48739566 to >>48740015 We learned something gentlemen.Never, ever, bother a man who can do poetry with Mokou's name with lesbian stuff or probably Kaguya. Else you'll get burned into ashes.
>>48740293You just know Mokou secretly wants to munch on Kaguya's carpet.
>>48740298Misinterpretation:I want to munch on Mokou's carpet
Mokou
Do /jp/ like Mokou at least?
Is this the Mokoupai thread?
>>48742882Probably, or OP just like Mokou a lot.
>>48742882Every thread can be an oppai thread if you want.
>>48743416150 titty threads on the Jay. Make it happen.
>>48739566Are you https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/28210284/#28214896 by chance?
>>48740660She doesn't have a carpet. Nothing grows down there and anyone who meets her assumes she's a boy at first.
>>48740015Based Mokoufag
>>48740293We do not mention that bamboo whore that you can paid in 2 monopoly bills here.>>48742828Nope, but fuck 'em anyway.>>48742882>>48742916Mokou thread, every Mokou is welcome. As long they're don't have dicks or dyke stuff. That shit is for mentally ill faggots in denial who's brains have been running down their ass as a brown stain on a rotten mattress.
2/2>>48743551Fuck it, we ball. Let's fucking go!>>48743578Yeah, that's me. I have a nice car isn't it?>>48743592If I ever think than someone with a hair that long with woman attribute is a man, then I rather choke on hydrogen sulfide or jump off a cliff. I rather be dead than gay.
>>48743578Yeah, I'm thinking peak. I hope you have a Mokou fumo to sit in your shitbox with you.
>>48745885>Mokou thread, every Mokou is welcome. As long they're don't have dicks or dyke stuff. That shit is for mentally ill faggots in denial who's brains have been running down their ass as a brown stain on a rotten mattress.HOLY BASED!>>48745897Give us a C15 du seigneur timestamp for /jp/ you schizophrenic menace! With some of your best insults!
Any're of youse hungry right now?
>>48746482How can I say I love my moko wife if I can't eat her
>>48746502I had this idea in my head for some time. Especially when it comes to survival. Imagine Mokou getting you to drink her blood or eat parts of her. The meat would be perfect. Not like she'd suffer long term and she's familiar with pain. She had to die a few times in her debut game before she called it quits. She's tough like that.
>>48746482It should be moko barbecuing a thoroughly gutted and diced up Kaguya
>>48746555I like to think it goes both ways.
>>48746025I have better, I have the real one next to me when I'm driving and she add +20HP into a already turbocharged 1.8 XUD7 with 100HP and already a fuckton of torque, 125 Nm at 2000 RPM, thanks to diesel power! Do you know where do I get a Mokou fumo, anyways?>inb4 take your medsNo.>>48746446Probably tomorrow. Insults are not for warranty, I only say them when I feel like it.>>48746482No, I'm not hungry. I'm starving. Starving to see this black haired alien suffer. Starving to see this black souled get everything she love taken form her. Starving to hear Death, getting the last laugh as everything around her is dead. Starving to hear her pleas to tell everything to stop decaying as she's powerless to do anything to stop it. The sorrow, the anger, the guilt, the envy, the pain, the jealousy, the despair. Until I'm not seeing this black heared woman being consumed by those emotions. Then I'll still be starving.
>>48746823Check the /fumo/ thread links, plenty of sites and buying guide, Mokou has been historically hard to find, but I have seen her on buyee more often lately but price to ship to france will be different than US shipping.
>>48746482Yeah, I think 500 cigarrettes could quell my hunger
>>48745885How does the most tomboyist character in the series have such curvy hips?
>>48746971Well, fuck my retardation. I should have checked it myself. Thanks, anyways.>>48747446Because she's a woman.
>>48743592Mokou doesn't take care of her appearance so she definitely has a wild unkempt bush!
chuu~
>>48746446Here you go!
>>48752082Yup, I'm thinking this is THE mokoufag, the one prophecised.
>>48752082M-My knees are bending on their own! Too much basedness! A mokoufag that actually own a car and a total anarchist!>>48752111Trips of truth! He is the ONE!
>>48752082>the typical mokoufag is a frog eater
>>48752082I didn't know napoleon reincarnated as a mokofag, we're so fucking back
>>48752082This confirm that /o/fags are way too much based for this board!
Post more yuri
>>48752459Fuck you specifically
>>48752469
>>48752562How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man??
>>48752082Oh based Mokoufag of the lake, please share your wisdom and do a roadkill on the yurifag.
>>48752082Man, if only you were actually based.
>>48752111>>48752159>>48752382>>48752391Hold on, getting a ego trip. Also that Mokou's breasts are damn big!>>48752254And?
>>48752677You want some wisdom? Fine. You can say the dumbest shit ever, but if you add a quote form a random old asian man then it become a wise phrase."Born to shit, I am. Forced to wipe, I was." - Sun Tzu, art of bullshitting.>>48753125Based on what?
>>48752562I always knew Kaguyacucks were a bunch of them/they. Mokou is straight!
Imagine being anti-yuri on /jp/. In a fucking Touhou thread, no less.
>>48753804But mokou is THE straight pride 'hu
>>48753819That's wrong, and irrelevant.
>>48753804How about using >>>/u/, xir? /jp/ always been a straight board, xir. Hold on, don't tell me that you aren't actually worked by >>48752082, xir.
I have never seen any announcements from m**t, hiro, mods, or jans about /jp/ being the yuri board. I have however confirmed that /u/ is in fact, to everyones surprise, is indeed the "yuri" board, and I would advise such posters to go back there immediately
>>48753848>/jp/ always been a straight boardTell that to the kig general.
>>48753857Yurigods BUILT the western 2hu fandom.
>>48754161More like grown on it like a cancer.
>>48754172/jp/ has always had yurifriends making content and contributing, only in the past year have people turned really aggressively anti-yuri.
>>48752254>The 2hu memed for being a smoker is liked by a frogWhat did you expect?
Stop giving (You)s to the /bant/negroid, it'll keep think it belongs here.
>>48754201Lol just laugh at them. Can't believe he's a crossie, that makes it even worse. What a clown.
>>48754182>only in the past year have people turned really aggressively anti-yuri.But why, uhm?
>>48754264falseflagging
I just think Mokou is fucking cool, so cool that developing romantic feelings can't really happen.
itt another autistic meltdown over someone posting a few images he doesn't like
>>48755273It's funny how yuri supremacy makes hetcucks seethe thoughbeit they don't seem to understand why.
>>48740015how painful is this and can i use it to just go to normal gensokyo
>>48755401>normal gensokyoNormal Gensokyou is just a lesbian's paradise.
>>48754201I think he's trying to bait the schizophrenic /o/fag into having a melty or some kind of burst of anger like Mokou would do, but so far it didn't go well. Notice on how much he tries to fish on this thread.
>>48755409okay but do you have an answer
>>48755503He also uses /v/edditnigger/sharty lingo. Couldn't be more obvious.
>>48756396Couldn't be more pathetic as wellThey've already even admitted in the past that they don't even care about yuri, just do it trying to troll people. It's just a lonely mentally ill child probably. The internet is always at the mercy of those with the most free time.
>>48756492I think it's a couple of guys. Probably got his discord friends to come shitpost alongside him. Notice how this thread got raided only after this post in the thread they all showed up in initially >>48750362There's the "outsider" that says yuri-fatigued anons are pathetic, there's the fag pretending to be an oldfag that doesn't post images(bet that's the cuck spamming "cute yuri" everywhere), there's the image spammers covering for roughly 18 hours every day, like goddamn job shifts. And mods and janitors just keep being quiet.
>>48756589>And mods and janitors just keep being quiet.This is what irks me the most and why I stopped even silently reporting the posts.
Mokou love
>>48758195So long as it is the kind of love that the lord our god almighty doesn't frown upon!
How can you guys find Mokou sexy and want to fuck her, I am incapable of doing that, she has too much bro energy, same with Marisa.
>>48759062Simple, I, like many other otherwise perfectly heterosexual men, find masculine-minded women hot, QED.Any other questions?
>>48759062If you can't find tomboys sexy, then I'm afraid there's something wrong with your brain.
>>48758195Mokou life.>>48759062It is very simple, yet subtile my man. I would not fuck her, but make love with her. Mokou would be the perfect woman to share my lifestyle; driving, smoking cigars, not giving a damn about anything, swearing like a sailor. And when a man and a woman like each other, they hang together and when they stay a little together and the flow between them goes well they start to yearn for each other. Form this yearning can come the desire to engage in physical contact then sometimes sexual acts, because we can both share a good time, aye. After all of this can come genuine love between the two and the desire to spend your life together.
>>48759062She has a tomboyish attitude yet also is a kind sweetheart guiding those lost in the bamboo forest. She also has some feminine dialog in her extra stage. So for me? The gap moe.
>>48756589I don't think it's that many people. It comes and goes with the volume I expect from one or two autists.>>48759062I think Mokou has just the right level of boyish charm to go with her womanhood that makes it easiest to think of her as a bro-wife.
Holy shit I don’t think I’ve seen this much seething & scathing in a thread in a while.Next time I’ll be sure to keep in mind that Mokou anons can potentially be ticking timebombs of individuals, goddamn…
>>48760654>Mokou anonsFuck you. Now you're going to bundle all of us with that freak? Fuck off you piece of shit. I bet you're that faggot.
>>48760896>I bet you’re that faggot.???Which one? That was the first message I’ve had in this thread and my initial reaction to seeing how abrasive things were. Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure this post is my last one here.Jesus, nearly every thread is full of different kinds of freaks anyways. I just wanted to see what sort of antics Mokou appreciators had been getting up to. It’s really not that big of a deal, feel free to carry on.
>>48739566Imagine the size of the futapenis she hides in those trousers.
>>48761292>Don’t worry though, I’ll make sure this post is my last one here.This is not twitter you faggot, you don't have to announce your exit.
>>48760654If you're missing the context, yurifags have been spamming in random threads for like the past year. Not just images, but also shitting on and seething about every single post mentioning any kind of heterosexual attraction to any 2hu. They tried to kill threads just like the 3D Ranfag killed threads.Trust me, the response you're seeing is more than warranted.
>>48761355You'll forgive me if I don't believe you.
>>48761422Hetcucks decided that the purest form of love was suddenly not allowed on the jay and this is the backlash.
>>48761422This is what I get for believing one of you, I guess.
>>48761610Huh.
>>48761610Have you finally realized that those shitposters showing concern are full of shit? They just want to ruin the thread.
>>48761630I bet you are one of them.
>>48761693You heard it here first folks, it's about a culture war now, as said by this guy. Another "last post" of his, too, pay attention to things like that as well.
>>48761693Have you been on /jp/ much at all lately? You can check the archives, there's been a guy spamming about yuri for the past year, mostly through flooding threads with inane comments like "cute and canon" any time two 2hus look at each other, talking about how someone's 2wife cucks them, or getting mad about hetero getting posted and just spamming about lesbians. This is what's been annoying anons. I read one recently comment that it's been so cancerous he's started to see mention of yuri being almost as bad as frogposting and honestly, I don't blame him.I am a yurifag mind, and I've decided to shut up about it until he dies. I'm not going to pretend a cancerous fuck isn't spamming and ruining things.
>>48761693>troon>>>/pol/>>>/bant/>>>/qa/>>>/v/
>>48761693Being a "concerned outsider" only works if you don't make the exact same post every time, you know...Telling people that you're an "oldfag" is also one of those things that immediately blow your cover.>>48761727There's at least two of them. One is that annoying faggot, the other is the guy spamming images, and that one is from the same mold of shitposter. Remember how he ruined Parsee, Meiling, Nue, Nazrin threads and the active Murasa thread. People are blind to it but he's literally spamming while saging, hoping to get them archived, on top of admitting he's doing it out of spite.It's possible there's more, too, but those two are pretty notable. Well, possibly three, this guy just used the same arguments for like the fourth time.
>>48761630>>48761733Yeah. He's one of them. It's obvious.Even in the context of his story, I'm talking let's say, hypothetically, anon legit went to prison or got a job or whatever and left /jp/ until JUST NOW and ONLY entered this thread.This guy >>48739706 starts spewing his usual bullshit, anons >>48740015 start talking back. And this prompts the spammer to call for backup >>48750362 here, which if you check the timestamps makes the image spammer go apeshit on this thread as well as the other one.And in this idiot's mind it's the people who are talking back who are in the wrong. Which NO reasonable person would think based on the evidence found in this thread alone.
>>48761717>>48761755NTA. That's a really common move too, treating any objecting post as a samefag or part of said cabal.>>48761727No, I haven't been active here in years. That sounds a little more believable, though. What a sorry state of affairs. No need to take it out on all of yuri, though, that's nonsense.
>>48755401Totally painless. Easiest way to become a hero.>>48761717>>48761727>>48761755Well, shit lads. This is telling much about the state of /jp/. I bet one of the mods or janny must be with them, nothing is impossible in this shithole.>>48761782Fuck me, I've alerted the horde. Next time I'll try to not reply to those bitches, so they won't fuck up my thread.
itt: anti-yuri newfags get triggered into a melty over nothing (as usual)
Never realized the yurispammers were actually this pathetic. Buckbroken by dudes who like a white haired firey girl.
>>48762427No, your posts are good, they exposed that yurifags are a raiding force, the way they congregated here to try and kill the thread off. They went into a blind rage and made the mistake of proving that their actual objective is shitposting for some sort of culture war reason. Plus any post that makes those specific fags mad is a good post.We gotta talk about this stuff if we want mods to see how shit things are outside of their precious holofag threads. Also, someone mentioned that he gave up on reporting - that's not the way. Mods have to be spammed with reports to do anything. They won't lift a finger unless they get as annoyed with reports as we get with the spam, and you know it.
*detomboys your tomboy*
>>48765870Still cute, would princess mokou.
>>48765870I want to cry into her lap.
>>48764325Our pure heterosexual and chad energy worked them. Mokoufags united under the love for mokou and shitboxes!>>48764455Holy shit, didn't know my random rants or bursts of anger could do any good. They're still stuck on my balls and can't get it off form them, I think.>>48765870YOU DEVIL! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!
>>48767279Plebeian. Unwillingly or reluctantly girly tomboys are the best tomboys.
>>48767380No one shall call me plebian, you witless simpleton. Womanly tomboys are the best tomboys! Embracing their feminity while still remaning tomboyish in the spirit are the way to go!
>>48767457I call them as I see them. What kind of man doesn't enjoy a blushing Moko-tan?
>>48768949Me, I don't know how to react.
>>48768949Canon lesbians.
>>48769536What a weirdo.
>>48769580Cute yuri, post more.
>>48769584Yuri? Keine is getting Mokou ready for her date with Anon.
>>48769617Mokou is going to ditch her date with Anon and lez out with Keine!
>>48769625Yeah! She's... uh... wait a minute. That's not Mokou! THAT'S YUMEKO!!!
>>48769666Oh, no wonder she's gay. All of Shinki's creations are deviant wierdos in SOME form.
>>48769625Nuh uh. Women are bisexual, not lesbian. Keine will sit in the cuck chair as Mokou gets railed by a thick cock. Later on she herself gets fucked. Then they both worship the cock with their mouths. They love yuri cuckquan
Fire is cool
>"Fire is c-ACK!"
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
She's a warm presence, and a good one to have- especially on cold nights.Phoenix aside, she has the same kind of warmth as a bed of coals. She won't blind you or choke you, but that warmth is just as intense. Reliable.
