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>>48766545Wow she's tallOr is she long
>>48766551Longsnek is looooooooong
>>48766551Lall
The Kitsune Occupational Government strikes again.
Wash your cats
>>48766567How did she get a cat in her left boob?
>>48766567I thought that said fat detector at first glance
>>48766573
>>48766572no clue but it can only be removed by sucking it out, much like snake venom
>>48766614it's true, i ungraped an anubis like that
>>48766636That was just a regular anubis with a lactation fetish, Anon.
>be wizard>doing wizard shit in my wizard tower>realize I'm almost out of money>have to go do quests to earn money>only adventuring party close to my level is a gold dragon cleric, silver dragon paladin and copper dragon bard>they all start arguing over which of them I'm going to ride>they all look disappointed when I tell them I can cast teleport
>>48766697>Save a spell slot.>Ride a dragon.Why does this remind me of those meme cowboy shirts?
I'm gonna ask the nice lady next door out.
Combat cows are scaryYou know how riot police use water cannons? Imagine that but every individual officer can achieve a similar milk output.
>48766563>48766739>48766766>48766783How are these random gacha game characters related to "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" exactly?
>>48766792Japanese goon as well?
>>48766697What's copper dragons gimmick again? I know gold are the big goods and silvers are massive humanophiles
>>48766794>Japanese goon
The dire dark high Cheshire corehoundilim is complete
>>48766811Coppers are jokers and pranksters, so imagine a cheshire in a dragon's body.
>>48766697I'd ride those dragons at the camp if you know what I mean.
>Be sure to find your local Rog and tell them how much you appreciate what they do for the community >Rogs who do not routinely recieve words of appreciation are prone to bouts of despondency>Once they have reached this stage the only thing that can bring them back are expensive shopping sprees >PSA to prevent anon bankruptcy
>>48766858god's help us...
>>48766900best to check the 'rog blog
>>48766900roggin' those blogs' m8
>>48766900I told the local shog how much I appreciate her community work. She was very confused and said she doesn't do any community work.
>>48766563You either believe in kitsune supremacy or you go to the reeducation camps. Mofu makes one free.
>>48766900Imagine being the only dude other than her father to tell her that you appreciate what she does without wanting anything in return.
Do your part to help save endangered species.
>>48767056Even if an elf engendered the spirit of Britain itself I wouldn't fuck her.
>>48766900>tell Balrog how much you appreciate what she does for the community>she's happy but also makes a face that says "Huh? What did I do?">local gyaru too airheaded to know she's essentially powering the entire city with the mana radiating off her
>>48767114Pity its the most boring setting.
>>48766907>Rogblog.com content composition>15% nail, hoof, and horn maintenance tips and tutorials >20% fashion posting and makeup tutorials>65% homemade sex tapes
Rog just makes me think of the big red guy from The Trap Door.
>>48767122Nobody asked, potato boy
>>48767139I think of one of the trolls in Witcher 3 that Thaler was teaching how to swear.
>>48766900thanks for making the volcano not explode ms balrog
>>48767162But she makes my volcano explode instead.
>>48766739>hey this hot female anime character existed>hmm, how can I make it hotter?>I know, I'll remove the legs and woman parts and put in a fish body.
>>48767123>15% nail, hoof, and horn maintenance tips and tutorialsMore than one super serious Demon lawyer secretly follows Balrog-chan's blog for advice on how to take care of her nails, horns and wing talons.
>>48767178Based.
>>48767194Can I pet the big lobster?
>>48766792Don't waste your time. Mods don't care about board quality unless it's NSFW images. Also they still have a personal grudge against this thread, still think it should go back to /a/.
>>48767196go for it
I love miss echidna's and miss medusa's snake hair! I will give them all names and possibly hats.
>>48767194I like this artist and how soft he draws MGE art
>>48767257but does the carpet match the drapes?
>>48767271no, there's only a cat down there.
>>48766968>"...doesnt do any community work.">Shes lying to you>Shes keeping the illusion up around anon as shes currently a one-shog-band effort in truman show-ing anon >Shes keeping him deep in the remote wilderness in a town constructed entirely of herself>Wake up anon>The flowers arent real
>>48767295How did modern-day mad hatters get such thick thighs?
>>48767295Thick thighs make wives
>>48767327Starting Strength
>>48767327Mcdonalds
Alright anon, the local (notably less radical) Order priest has ordained your marriage with Miss Fox, since foxes are approved abhumans. HOWEVER, just because of regulations (since foxes ARE still very tricky...) you have to accept Miss Angel as well to watch your back and help keep Miss Fox in line. After all, wouldn't want you to get tricked or for miss fox to get too big for her britches and decide to try starting a shrine and becoming an upstart kami or something to lead you astray, now would we?
>>48767332he's right
>>48767344>Pillowy soft thighs>Breasts that block out the sunThe perfect lap pillow.
>>48767343It needs to be a demon instead. Their trickiness will cancel out.
>>48767343So.... I get mofu and wing hug combo? Deal.
>>48767373>Go to McMofu's>Order the Mofu and Wing Hug combo>It's a tofu burger and chicken wings>Want to be disappointed, but honestly the wings are REALLY good.
I won’t become miss hatters seat cushion
need to find a decent monster for a transfornation story, im thinking malef dragon or balrog
>take a selfie holding hands with a dragon zombie>post it on 4mon and tell them the only good dragon is a dead dragon
>>48767385>malefYeah that sounds good, maybe something along the lines of>anon gets bullied by a human girl at school>like actually bullied in a non-sexual way, bitch is vile>friendly local malef dragon turns her into a dragonewt>few weeks later, the former bully is now gasping in ecstasy as she's pushing out yet another egg, fertilized by anon
>>48767385Best monster for transformations is MISS USHI. Her blood will purify all the non-Ushi parts of a woman, leaving only her innermost purity--the form of the Ushi.
>>48767385As much as i love Rogs they don't have anything like the dragonewt blood cult thing malefs have going
The Ancient Evil wasn't actually sealed away, she's just been in hiding on purpose, hoping nobody ever finds her because she doesn't want to be bred into submission by some human and turned into a pathetic housewife. She's gonna stay hidden forever in her secret lair and nobody can drag her out. She REFUSES to get married and become a wife.
>>48767409there's surely a couple of volcano cultsthey usually get a lava golem, ignis, salamander or pyrow but you might get a balrog every once in a while
>>48767409Surely it can't be hard to recruit new Pyrows through corruption.
>>48767338Is that all modern mad hatters eat?
>>48767409I didn't pay close attention writing >>48767423 but just because there's no special details on Balrog transformation doesn't mean she can't pull it off. Could be a girl she wanted to make part of her posse, but she turns out more suitable for a Balrog than expected.
>Tanuki-chan died >At least I don’t have to pay back that $20 I owe her
>>48767278Pet the pussy.
>>48767424They really like Greggs baked stuff
>>48767385Dragon zombie unwittingly creates a dragon cult after turning a bunch of women into wights with her breath. She doesn't really know what's going on but she likes hanging out with her new friends.
>48767449Furshit belongs in /b/ and /trash/
>>48767442Didnt mean that Balrogs cant, more-so that from their profiles Malefs seem way more focused on MG expansion, and balrogs seem more the type to rest on their laurels and corrupt only when an opportunity comes to themJust a difference in aggression when it comes to monsterization
>>48767114Be fair, if someone told you that you were doing the world a service by existing you'd be flabbergasted too.
>>48767484I honestly don't know why you bother to say this like we both don't know I'm unwelcome here.
>>48767462I want a pic of hatter eating a sausage roll
>>48767490Could be the Pyrows themselves that took initiative and brought the promising new girl to her.
>>48767528>two different cliques at anons school>malef and her dragonewt minions>balrog and her pyrow gal-pals>both pyrows and dragonewts fight to control turf for their respective bosses >malef and balrog both too busy getting boned by anon to care
Okay, Murloc, you win. Here's a story about a snow plow driver and a Yuki-Onna taking interest in him:https://archiveofourown.org/works/62506096
Your chesh is traumatized and brokenAnd thus her smug has been replaced with snug
>>48767587Oh to be a high schooler, to sit in the protagonist spot in class and to have a Balrog gf.
I need a triple succ with a side of sweet potato friesA 9ft tall succ with cheeseA succ demon-style hold the onionsAnd a side order of glasses childhood friend succWhy yes it is payday, how could you tell?
>>48767194What's in the briefcase? A bunch of light like Pulp Fiction?
I am going to set fire to a monster school full of innocent monster children and teachers and burn it down. I am going to incinerate the subhumans, in the name of humanity. I am going to show them the terror that comes of looking down on us humans...
>>48767674I would make it my sacred duty to treasure that cheshire until her sadness is gladness.
>>48767650Awesome, glad you made it! Can't wait to read everyone's submissions.
How would you convince meidri to change her job?
>>48767709Would you like to super-size your succ-meal? It comes with a chocolate-coated succ treat.
>>48767745Go away, irish schizo
>>48767725She will do nothing but sleep and purrAs a result, she will get fatShe will still sleep on top of you though, you're just gonna have to deal with the wet spots her fat tits leave behind
>gets raped by the undine janitor
>>48767761Meant for >>48767720
>>48767757She'll languish forever as a barmaid with that attitude.
>>48767587>even better if the Rog and the lizard dont know anon is banging both of them >find out and make him wear the collar of shame to school>you will never be dogwalked and humiliated by balrog and malef>why even live
Are there weddings in MGE or just "we had sex we are husband and wife now", but is there there a wedding after that?
>>48768008you'll get a wedding while you're being raped
>>48768008Depends on the mamono. Some like doing a big ceremony afterwards. Some like having a big PARTY afterwards.And some just want to rub their husband in front of everyone else's STUPID FACES (non-sexually).And a select few start taking bids on renting him out to the auntsters and neets.
Haha, imagine impregnating your bro as a joke and making him give birth to your baby haha
In monster musume all you had to do was get tricked to the lamia city and you were husband and wife then.
>>48767752I might need to take out a loan, succflation has devastated the working class
>>48767650Nice little story, I enjoy the nighttime athmosphere.
>>48768036>succflationMiss Haku, I need a help! This word has broked my brane
>>48767650I like how the Yuki-Onna slips in a little bit of Zipangese in her dialogue.
>>48768072That was her intentionally playing up youkai vibes.
>say succflation>demon starts staring at you
>>48767943Ear sex?
>>48768109Wasn't there a greentext with an Anon who ended up with a Manticore that was INTO that?
I want to put my tongue a loli Wight's cold back
>>48768134but you will get your tongue stuck
>>48768036Nobody should go without. It's time for the people's succ.
Being tricked by a fox isn't so badIt's just her way of showing affection for you
I'm not sure government succsidies are good for the economy.
>>48768173it was a rousing success
>>48768106>>48768160The Lilim bankers print cum from nothing! 50 years ago my grandfather could afford a dommy mommy tomboy goth demon GF wife with only a working man's nut! Now a man can't even get a modest succ without selling his soul and getting all his levels drained! When does the madness end? (User was sent to Lilim re-education camps for this post)
>>48768224Human ears are fake and lame. Double ears are lies.
>>48768207It's these entitled millennials. Their state-mandated wives just aren't good enough anymore. They have to have their artisan childhood friends, or organic slow-burn romances.It's the death of traditional values and it will only get worse from here.
>>48767122I would ponder about why you think it's the most boring setting and then I remember you probably hate it because it's anti-whore and anti-NTR.
Where is my state-mandated chubby gigadork NEET lim(very smelly)?
>>48768281>she's the one who invaded the city and executive ordered the mandate>pulls your name out of a hat>starts binge eating and staying up until 7 AM and hyperventilating when her cabinet asks how the new mandate is going
>>48768281They tried mailing her to you but your mailbox is too small
>>48768155It's safe to lick undead girls, she's just undead-cold and not cold-cold like a Yuki-Onna or something.
>>48768353She doesnt seem too happy about it
>>48766900>expensive shopping spreesGod can you imagine >we've all see him while walking through the mall>that poor sod carying too many shopping bags >his balrog gf hanging off his shoulder happily looking up other shops to visit so she can buy more clothes she'll never wear more than once>the guy however barely looks conscious>dont know if it's because of the beating his wallet took or if it's because of all the "tryouts" in the changing roomsDont become this guy. Grab your gyaru by the waist and and kiss her deep every day
>>48768404>After enough videos of suffering husbands are posted the Lilim government implements a cosplay fund for married couples.>Drained in less than a day
Kots are now ILLEGAL. Please report any strays to animal control
>>48768493If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.
>>48768493Kots are endangered and must be protected and repopulated
Mom please, stop wearing your clothes from your highchool days, they don't fit anymore
>>48768533i'm doing my part
>>48768559Oh, my! I would definitely take her out for a steak dinner and then cocktails before a sensible bedtime.
>>48768030Best prank ever, LMAO. They never see it coming.
>>48768559>You're right, these cover up far too much. I can't believe how chubby I was back then!
I will assassinate President Lilim by shooting her with the special anti-demon bullet I have loaded in my sniper from the window of my MGC apartment when she takes the stage to give her next speech. This is sure to send MGC into chaos just as planned.In the name of the Order.
I don't give a rat's ass.
>>48768637What about a Large Mouse?
>>48768634you know they monitor these boards right
>>48768634>Man thinks he can afford downtown apartment in MGCForget the plot and run. You gonna get Tanuk'd, son.
>I'm a healer, but...
>>48768404>>that poor sod carying too many shopping bags>>his balrog gf hanging off his shoulder happily looking up other shops to visit so she can buy more clothes she'll never wear more than onceI wonder if a drawfag will do this, I really want to see it
>>48768634This guy's gonna get raped by Missus President herself...
>>48768758Nah, she throws him to her Secret Cervix and one of them claims him.
>>48768634*teleports behind you**explodes you in a fountain of cum*Couldn't win against the lim, nope can't beat the lim
>>48768634Lonely anons get their thoughts forwarded from every deity to the goddess of Eros to disciples to help them find happiness as that's all every deity wants
>>48768781i hope i get into CQC with ms cupid someday
I'd happily work as a spotter for the Eros special unit
Bird Koturday.
>>48768838She is a cute birb, but not a smart birb.
Uh auntie... how are we supposed to explain this to my mom?
>>48768853>Look, grandchildren/nieces!
>>48768853Looks too old to be an auntster, more like a grandmomster
I would a grandmomster.
It is too late for smug. Now is the time of sNug.
>>48768961the snug cannot stop meim unsnuggable
>>48768970
>>48768786>judo chops the cheap whisky out of your hand and roundhouse leglocks your neck
>>48768853>mom, remember all the news about the declining birthrates becoming an emergency?>well this family is doing its part
>>48768977wurmy is even more unsnuggableso hard and pointy
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that the warm, 35 degree day is but a trap to lure you outside so the monsters can get you.Especially if its after weeks of cold weather.
>>48769055>a trap to lure you outsideJokes on them, I will NEVER go outside!
>>48769060zashiki warashi bait
>>48768281i demand my state mandated dragon zombie
>No Anubis with Chris Chan levels of autism Feels bad man
>>48769313>Anubis uses crayons to draw on papyrus>publishes her stories on the internets>becomes the most documented wan in history
>*sneakily watches you masturbate*
>>48767402>Bully being rewardedYou're retarded
>>48767674Grimdank
>>48768748Those green eyes are beautiful, shame they're wasted on the worst specie ever made
>>48768565This is an appropriately sized cat
I only accept monsters that spill cataclysmic levels of spaghetti
>>48769359>*sneakily watches you masturbate*>look her in the eye>keep jacking it harder
>>48769487but thats all of them
>>48769523LiesWhat about all those big rape machines like ushis and hellhounds?They dont spill spaghetti at all!
>>48769560they dothey just dont show it to you
>>48769560Get back in the hotdogs costume, heckhound
>>48769560You could always get help
>>48769462That's practically the purpose of monsterization - fix 3DPD, you are the retarded one here
I will not drink the Lich milk.
>>48770064Its spoiled anyway
>>48770064>>48770069Sour milk is a good substitute for buttermilk, and is good for making cheese, and soups.
>>48768008>marriage is when a monster loves a man so much they have a "special hug." at this point they are husband and wife whether one of them likes the title or not>however they are not yet engaged nor wedded and must hold a wedding ceremony, if they care to. lots of freedom here, and different cultural interpretations>in the ocean, there is a binding ritual that makes the man a fish incubus which necessitates marriage with a seamono. it may also take placing during a wedding ceremony>bonding with your abyssal wife is also its own form of union>finally there is soul marriage as performed by a necromancer priestess, which is a magic spell that usually involves a wedding when it is castSo if you get an abyssal sea wife, you can be married in up to 5 distinct ways, with the added bonus of being no longer recognizable by mortal society.
Imagine a man with a chaos harem
>>48770096Sounds... hectic
Imagine a cow
Imagine a flat cow
>>48770064I'll do it. For science.Look how eager my waifu is to do this experiment!
When duty calls, I will fight for my country. I will fight to the last man, to my last breath. Those monsters will never enter. I hate monsters! They are evil! Wicked! They have spinnach in their teeth!
>>48770083!!! IMPORTANT !!! Yetis marry with a literal special hug (all hugs with you are special) so think twice the next time you think you don't need an extra layer when you go shopping.
>>48770166I am NOT cold!And my coat is merely in the wash, its not like I can't afford one!STOP LOOKING AT MY CUP NOODLES
>>48769560Anon, even some Ushis are full-blown dorks.
>>48769359>waits for the climax>slides in>pops you in her mouth for the first four shots>poofs into a log before you can react
>>48770151My... GOD... a lich showing that much excitement is like a regular mamono hooting and hollering up a storm!
>visiting Pompeii>enjoying the funny graffitti, like "I made bread" or "Amplicatus, I know Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this">then find something odd>the tour guide is also confused by what it could possibly mean>translated from Latin it reads "Consider the Greenworm"
>Go to ancient monster girl battlefield>There's an engraving on the wall>"Kilwurm was here"
>>48769663By giving them a good ending, free of charge and drawbacks? Great, I'm sure that she learned her lesson and really regret how her past self behaved
>>48770285So wide...
The charge of the wurmbrigade
The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the monsters do it.
>>48770151It's taste like rancid and spoiled milk, it's horrible I hate her
You don't know the meaning of the word terror, until you see a wurm
>>48770276there's a reason it's is buried in ash rocksome things are better left well enough alone
>>48770467Socrates said that the unexamined life is not worth living. Have you truly examined life until you've considered the Greenworm?Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe
i dont know about philosophy so here's another non-sequitir wurm
>>48767587Imagine finishing high-school and you already have enough children to make a football team
>>48770505Smart choice--wurms are QUITE GOOD at philosophy.
>>48770538Me at that age had no business:>Talking to women>Being a fatherSo, it'd be a nightmare, and not the 4-legged kind.THAT BEING SAID--it'd be neat to have a dommy mommy teacher who "showed me the ropes" so to speak. I mean RIGHT NOW. PLEASE, MISS HAKU. RETURN MY CALLS.
>>48770547I imagine she's like Max Stirner and some uptight Hakutaku devotes more pages on refuting her than she ever puts together on paper in her entire life
>>48770538I only sire children with monsters, I don't take responsibility
hakus may be smart, but they ain't wise. they may have knowledge, but they lack wisdom
>>48770639>Butthurt Anon mad that he can't get his papers past peer review.>Meanwhile, MRS. Haku is raising her daughter.
>>48770639Who needs wisdom when you have strength?
>>48770657nice fanfic nerd. you are a virgin cow. I will fuck mino instead, who is wise and has street smarts.
>>48770686No, Anon. Mino will fuck you.
>>48770538Imagine entering highschool and you already have enough children to man a small vessel Thanks for that auntie
Don't do it vault dweller... those lizards are radioactive. They'll overrun the wasteland and breed out of control if you do.
>>48771133I don't like it either, but this is the only way they'll give us the water chip.
>>48770849Thats not auntieWhere is her huge bush?Her forest even?
>>48771253Gona post on 4mon about how all dragons are underwear sniffing perverts
>>48770505I wouldn't mind being nommed and covered in worm slobber.It'd be my honor to provide enrichment for an active mind.
Anon thought he was slick when he broke into Deonora's bedroom to steal her panties...BUT SHE DOESN'T WEAR ANY!He was then captured and interrogated by a guard (groped and licked by dragon tongue) who looks suspiciously like deonora.
>>48771652>virgin dragoncels trying desperately to deny the claims>meanwhile the malefs are having multi-paragraph back and forths about the many intricacies of getting their hubby's underwear to smell just right.
>>48771727>dragon zombies posting tfw no underwear to sniff
>>48770064>>48770151Milk from high-tier undead girls has a fat content somewhat thinner than normal milk but it's high quality, stays cooler than it should and is very rich in magical energy. Lich milk could probably double as a mana potion.
>grind a dragon down across 10 minutes of perfect dodges and timed attacks>get her to 5%>"ENOUGH!">flies up and scorches the entire arena leaving me a black crooked matchstick with my big white eyes blinking out of my helmetCome the fuck on.
>>48772087>defeat dragon when she'd midair>take my helmet off, finally thinking I've vanished the beast>She lands right on my face>lose to sweaty dragon ass that I can't shift off of me (fat tail)
>>48772111All that icecream while crying about how lonely she is went to her tail
Dragons tend to mellow out as they get older. Loli dragons will always fight you but ancient dragons are just happy to have a visitor.
You know what?I will go for a hagonI will make a hagon happy
It's Nunday!
>>48772305but young dragons are gullible and extra weak to flattery
>>48772305I will choose to fight the loli Dragon (in bed)
>>48772305DON'T EAT THE OLD DRAGON'S COOKIES SHE PUTS A TABLESPOON OF CAYENNE IN EACH ONE
>>48772421>Give Dragon cookies to birb>Birb cannot taste spicy, so she loves them>Now birbs always harassing Miss Dragon to bake more cookies.>Use that distraction to steal from her hoard.
I just ate a whole bag of potato chips, how can I turn this to my advantage?
>>48771434Monster take care of those details, they are monsters not barbaric abominations
>>48770849>Thanks for that auntieAnd mom, and grandma, and onee-chan, etc
Lazy yeti
>>48772849That's not how you drink from those Ms. Yeti!
>>48772849Yetis are 100% one of the most unhygienic monster girls. Like, we talk about troll and h'orc smell, but yetis actually stink bad. Just look at how yellow her teeth are in the profile pic. Probably has never brushed her teeth her entire life. Same is true with hellhound's profile pic as well. I don't think any other mamono are like this. Advice?Avoid at all costs. Find a better monster to cuddle, like whitehorn or something.
>>48773005I like some touhous because I read doujins about them once.
>TFW no yeti GF to pin down for a mandatory pre-sniggle tooth brushing
>>48772968Eh, lots of animals naturally have orange teeth--it means high iron content and usually VERY strong teeth. Maybe yetis are just artic beavers. Have you tried putting her near water and seeing if she tries to build a dam?
>>48773069Don't they live in the mountains? They'd build dams against avalanches, I think.
>>48772649Can immortal elves ever recover from going full hikki?
>>48773014She's cute in her yellow jacket
your mom is an ogre
>>48773148Get some new images. Even if this one has deliciously wide hips.
>>48773170God I wanna be adopted by a single momster for untoward reasons
>>48773175that's not his schtick. he's convinced himself to post the same things forever
Furry trash and random gacha characters, so "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" and monster girl related.
>>48773199To each their own, I suppose.
>>48773199These proportions are way out of balance. The question is, is it her butt that's too small or her breasts that are too large?
>>48773207Bro quit passive aggressively whining like a tumblr user and just report him. Shaming won’t do anything to someone with no shame.
>>48773228Based on the curve of that ass, her ass is huge and her tits are bigger. Someone found out how to take advantage of being a ghost.
>>48773264Clearly she's discovered how to redistribute her ectoplasm, yes.
>>48773328incorporeality has its advantages
>>48768099Ancient Zipangese technique.
>>48773343It's a benefit of being amorphous. Slimes could do it too and that sounds like a great time.
>>48773207It is, dare I say it, home.
>>48773414i suppose in the sense that nobody wants you around, it would be familiar to you
So, who here wants to fuck spider?
>>48773461?!
>>48773461I want to fuck spiders all day everyday
Spider is waving her legs at me again
>>48773461Some jumping spider images have made me want to hug spider.
>>48773500sounds like a mating dance
>>48773461The only spider I ever liked was arachne lord from mgq.
>>48773500i think she wants a high-five
>>48773398Just imagine a slime shifting her mass around while grinding on you to find the perfect distribution to make you unable to resist her making you her husband.
>>48773555>She still does it after you're married to make sure she's always the most lust inducing she can be considering your tastes on any given day and her outfitYes, this is my fetish. I also headcanon that parasite slimes can do it as well and the result is even more visually stunning because they aren't translucent
>>48773643She keeps a few jugs of thick water by the bed just in case she needs extra mass.
>>48773677>Thick waterHuh. The idea of my wife just having a few jugs of deuterium oxide around is hotter than the shape-shifting.
>>48773328>>48773343Phantoms must spend lots of time and effort to sculpt their bodies, tits and asses just right. Purely out of an artist's pride, of course.
How do you deal with your bro alping and now those "jokes" about about gay stuff start getting a bit to detailed?
>>48773719'sup furcuck? Another meltie?
>>48773745Feels like anons have been getting a bit more gay recently.
>>48773691Never know when you’re gonna need chemicals. Just don’t drink out of the one labeled “fun time juice” because while it definitely is juice, she filtered it through her tits.
>>48773745Make her say no homo after everything, just to be safe
>>48773766You haven't provided a compelling reason not to drink the fun time juice. In fact, I really want to now.>>48773745Just say "no homo" and let what happens happen.
>>48772968Yetis smell of firewood, pine, sweat, and wet fur, once that snow on their paws melts from having high body temperature they have to dry themselves in front of their fireplace >yeti fur soaked from the snow>yeti starts her fireplace and falls asleep in front of it>in the morning, she turns into a big, white puffball>her paws and fur bikini have fluffed up for an intense cuddle session with her dakimakura
>>48773772>>48773773>Pounding her from behind while playing some games>Suddenly stop>"Hey... no homo, right?">She takes a really long time before answering "... yes"She had me scared there for a moment
>>48773773So you saw a gallon jug of juice a slime squeezed out of her tits to saturate it with monster mana and thought “I should drink this whole thing.” huh? Enjoy the fuck marathon I guess.
>>48773878i can beat this cat.
Kiss the bug
>>48773856>Enjoy the fuck marathon I guess.Why do you keep threatening me with a good time? Is this the monster equivalent of DARE? If so, I'd like to become a counselor.
>>48773975There is a danger to having your lower body submerged, nobody can tell what is happening.
>>48773878I can mating press the big cat after a sweaty wrestling duel
>>48773842I want to kiss an alp and call her gay
>>48774063>Moo cow coworker clearly wearing clothes way too small for her FAT COW TITS>Low key one of the best parts of your day>Until The Incident>Now you're walking around with an eye patch until Miss Lich can fix your eye>Ushi Oni coworker not sure if you're making fun of her or just interested
>>48774104I love story about mamonos mangling men
help. i left my story too late. im 1500 words in. Im fucked. writefairy... i failed you.
>>48774226You can still squeeze 2500 in five days.
>>48774226Hey, you started. Maybe you don't finish in time for the contest, but you started! You deserve to feel good about that.Gambette, Anon-kun!
>>48774226You have many days yet. Why not write some words now?
>>48773842I would cum inside my Alp bro, no homo though just some friendly skinship
>>48774226>TmgayDon't worry anon, I spend the whole weekend on league of legends instead of starting writing, I'm hiding from the fairy
Want to guess how she cooks sausages?
>>48774268On the grill, like a normal person, because she doesn't want to take a shower BEFORE eating due to you being ABSURDLY WEIRD about her ability to generate heat?
>>48774262i like ms sea bishop when she's a little unhinged
>>48774268that would depend on how much she likes you.
>>48774275monsters are charming when they become unhinged because of you
>>48774262That's just other jealous divers trying to prevent us from the finding the treasure.
>>48774275you can easily make a sea bishop lose their cool by removing their hat. once the hat is off, they revert to a feral state and begin to violate any man they can get their hands on.
>>48774262>THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CAVE WORTH MARRYING FOR!I'll be the judge of that.
>>48774314Right? Even the fisho on the sign is pretty cute...
>>48774419>bends down to pick something up from the ground>can't find it because of those milk jugs she's gotlol
>>48774439>Babe, I haven't seen my feet in years. Are my beans still cute?
>>48774439what the FUDGE is this HOUND doing in this BUN-LOOKING OBJECT?
>>48774309I have this mental image of her laying a bunch of eggs and aggressively jerking off her now-husband onto them. Not canon and not hot, but a bit funny.
>>48774439>cowfeeCow... fee?
>>48774467even if the eggs are already fertilized it'll help them grow up big and strongi could see several oviparous species doing that
I will date a cow.....AND THEN ONLY GIVE HER BUTT ATTENTION AND NEVER HER BREASTS! AHAHAHAHA IM A PSYCHO SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>48774495Nice.More bottom-heavy, sweaty tomboy minotaurs who like to sit on faces.
brb, committing heresy
>>48774508be wary of advertisements seeking farmers
>>48774250It's not homo if she gets pregnant
>>48774508Fact: EVERYONE loves Marune's Sabbath.
>>48774508Mirin' those taters
Alps mog normal Succubitches in every way bro. These succubi were making fun of me a week back and going "haha what a virgin loser he should date us haha" when they saw me and I got really mad, so I decided I'd show them. I went in my room and draped a rainbow flag over my shoulders and chanted "no homo" three times and Alped. Now I have a bombshell body and staggering K-cups like I'm part holst or something. The next day they saw me those Succubitches were jealous as hell, literally malding in envy because I stole all the attention from men they were getting.Truth nuke. Basic bitch succs can't compete with us, Alpbros.
>>48774250It's only gay if you fuck her ass, so if you knock her up nobody will call you gay
>>48774554The most Irish post possible
Be on alert a gyaru has just walked into the game store. Prepare to run
>>48774611I don't get it--did a succuvirus invade Steam? Nobody goes to physical stores for games now.
>>48774630>did a succuvirus invade Steam?DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS DAMMIT
>>48774632Why not? I'd be super into that. Can you imagine playing your favorite vidya while a cute succ takes over random NPCs to flirt or call you a cute loser, then demand you turn on your webcam?
>>48774630Sweaty card playing nerds still do.
>>48774662Most of the booster packs contain trumparts anyway so it's not like a few pyrows are going to change anything.
>>48774594>gets fun of for not being a real man>doubles down and abandons his masculinity completelyWay to prove them even more right, retard.
>>48774508Embrace tradition, marry a girl of high birth in her prime age and form.
>>48774734>a girl of high birth in her prime age and formLooks insideJust a loli with a superiority complexGive her 15 yrs, a bigger chest, and some more experience in dealing with the affairs of nobility and I'll consider it
>>48774768>Just a loli with a superiority complexperfect for correcting
>>48774792I'm not a dom, Anon. I'm a sub. I am the one who needs to be corrected!
>>48766545Evil women are weak to romantic kisses
>>48774869the only time it's a problem is when there's 2 subsand it can still sort of work
>>48774887Right; if you're on 2 different boats it is VERY hard to have sex.
Eat the shogloaf.
I would, but I'm afraid that AI slop is NOT shogloaf.Also, Sorry Automaton-Chan. I dunno what else to call that kind of art. I would still an automaton, especially a yan one.
>>48774919Automatons are getting more and more life-like by the day. I'm getting worried.
>>48774768>loli with a superiority complexFar from all of them have that, you can expect something like an Ochimusha to be quite serious and humble. But who can blame them for being at least a little proud of their youth, cuteness and perfect bodies?>Give her 15 yrs, a bigger chest, and some more experience in dealing with the affairs of nobilityThere's an obvious solution to this; you can give her the dick for 15 yrs and feel her grow a bigger chest.
>>48774734she keeps sudokuing at the slightest of offenses
>>48774934That looks like a human. I guess you could argue she's a succubus if you want.
>>48774972he just trying to drag up old shitposting
>>48774972IIRC, T-dolls look human because they were originally designed for things like domestic work and retail service and looking like human women would make people more comfortable with them.
remember anons, dragons are not only physical powerful but also raw forces of personality, your not riddling your way out of the bedroom
>>48775191Dragon hands typed this post.
>>48775191how do dragons get such high stats if all they do is spend all day in their bedrooms?
Sorry anon, you have stage 4 haggitisA very old fox has been notified, it'll all be over soon.
>>48774419This is the minimum size
>>48775219i think there's a cream for that
I don't think she likes me...
>>48775227Yeah it comes from your penis, thats why an old fox has been deployed
>>48775215treasure lounging buff
>>48775060wtf my bro got fat, time to hit the gym
>>48775236>bedazzled dragon
>>48775245they do make good gyaru
>>48775229NONSENSE, Anon! She just has a touch of Resting Dragon Face. I assure you that you'll get used to it.
>>48775241"But Anon, I'm Jim!"
>>48775236Incidentally, if you ever come into possession of a dragon's treasure, never give any part of it to a human woman. The draconic energy it absorbed is guaranteed to corrupt her.
Consider HAGS.
>>48775273Tits too small
>>48774632>He thinks this is a new ideaSomeone hasn't been reading the EULA...
>>48775273Auntie please don't tempt me like that, I have work tomorrow and I need to sleep
>>48775251>dragon has a gaggle of pyrows and 'rogs following her everywhere entirely by accident
>>48775273I'm considering.
>>48775293it's a small volcano
>>48775303for you
>>48775060That Alp has the perfect proportions and I would let her hang out with me
>>48775331It looks like she's already letting it all hang out, with or without you.
guys. how do i stop my wife from obliterating the homes of every neighbour that didnt attend our(7th) baby shower?
Given Dragonia's history, the dragon cemetery probably also contains wyvern and wurm zombies. Something to think about.
>>48775060The yuri is better than nothing squad?
>>48775219Sounds almost like haggis.
>>48775369Undead Wurms are extremely elusive because they never surface and stay underground.
>>48775294Dunno why that tail setting always has such great thick tail game.
>>48766545Don’t wear your suit of armor in the summer for too long
>>48775409Don't reply to spam.
>>48775398>Undead Wurms I'm reminded of that one greentext where a Wurm hanging out with a Wight at her gala because she thought she had died.
>>48775430Tail hater.
>>48775409They have to compensate for the lack of wings somehow.
>48775497>48775521These chinese video game characters are super /jp/-related
autism
>>48775596
going to a monster girl thread and complaining about autism is like going swimming and complaining about all the water
>>48775574Then how about YOU post monster girls instead of complaining about people posting monster girl characters from a video game YOU do not like.For someone who's against "posting gacha game characters", you sure do know and recognize alot of gacha game characters, now do you?
>>48775619>you sure do know and recognize alot of gacha game charactersAfter the first few hundred reposts you start to notice.
>>48775671This thread is mostly image reposting so I wouldn't worry about that detail.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
>>48775682Yeah because crossboarding faggots can't take a hint to not image dump in here.
>>48775619SauceNAO exists.
>>48775683>>48775716Have you guys even done ANYTHING to remedy the "gacha posting" that you find problematic? Did you volunteer or apply to be jannys or moderators to delete posts of mamono that so happen to be gacha characters and ban the people who post them? No? All you just do is "point it out" to "raise awareness?"Unless you've been trying to do that, then please SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST MONSTER GIRLS. For all I care and understand, you are just "pointing it out" because those monster girls who're gacha characters are from games you don't like.
uh oh gachadrone melty
>>48775766Reply directly to me you rat or at least answer the question; have YOU done ANYTHING or offered ANY solution to halt the gacha posting other than complaining about it? Did you even fucking read!?
Ladies, you're both annoying. Now shut the fuck up and consider the question of whose mofu is softer, Fox Mofu or Moth Mofu.
Cheshire is smug because her white teeth are a proof that the stereotype is false and Wonderland does have good dental care.
>>48775793Fairy mofu.
>>48775793Moth mofu. I with MGE moths were more smart and yan, though. But I feel that way about MOST monster girls.Too bad foxes are dumb, tofu addicted ne'er-do-wells. They could be so sinister if they had follow-through past the nearest ramen shop.
Man I hate Mondays
>>48775821But demon HR ladies will force you to love Mondays as part of the marriage and employment contract
>>48775818>take picture>Abandon all rules of setting>make up your own shitYou are welcome.
>>48775827That basic bitch Sandra? She eats cheetos with chopsticks and thinks she's "enlightened".
>>48775748i'll take it over the "ignore the cancer and hope it goes away" approach.making people feel bad does have a subtle power
When do I get my lewd, !Russian kikimora?
Your neighbor finally gathered up the courage to ask you out!
>>48775748I don't point anything out, I just notice that it's been an ongoing trend ever since vermin from /vg/ and the alleged raid discord started shitting up this place because some poor Irish larping Argentinian got assmad over fictional fucking drawings.
>>48775896That looks a lot more like she invited herself IN.
>>487758762 more weeks comrade
>>48775804Explain
>>48775907he got mad because he felt entitled to free art from KC and asking rudely didn't workthus, has he wasted 3 years of his life taking it out on us for reasons
>>48775896>AI slop
>someone knocking on your door>see who it is>"sup bro, ready for the sleepover? I brought my favourite pajamas"How do you proceed?
>>48775748>>48775787>REEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!Hey if you dont like it you can just stop gachaspamming any time
>>48776119Those are not pajamas
>>48775971I'm well aware of what happened. What gets me is >>48775748 sperging out because it's totally fucking normal to look at this thread every once in a while and see multiple image posts with no comment to them, just mindless fucking dumping. But sure, being annoyed by that is the problem. Especially when the shitbirds will post stuff like characters from ISR knowing full well it's a manga about prostitution.
>>48776184i figured you knew but we seem to have some recent arrivals that need context
>>48776184As always, the ones seething about the gate are the ones the gate js meant to keep out. Their goal has always been quiet acceptance
>>48775876>>48775935Come back and talk to me once you've interacted with Balkans/Serbian Kikimoras
>>48776171No, she would be wearing a dress like these ones https://files.catbox.moe/rt75lj.jpg Now that's proper monster fashion
>>48776218I like Serbkiki's accordion skills.
>>48776247But can she do Weird Al songs at karaoke?
I always felt like MGE is actually more of a transhumanist story with mankind finally being able to overcome the forces of entropy at last, fulfilled, while, in perfect harmony at last. It's kind of beautiful in a sense.
>>48776340*whole
>be you>resting peacefully against in a meadow on the green grass in the countryside>so nice to get away from the noisy city life>suddenly you hear the a dangling bell>peel your eye open to see a local friendly Holstaur waddling over on all fours>she looks down at you curiously, tilts her head a little>suddenly she gives a big smile>settles her immense weight down on top of you and rests her head on your chest>the weight of her body is so much...>she's like three feet higher than you are, she envelops you easily>your whole torso is obscured under the curvature of her enormous chest as she snuggles up to you>calls you a "warm human" and nuzzles her cheek into youYou are now trapped under the cow.How do you escape?
>>48776340I view it as a setting where I get SPIDER TITTIES
>>48776372I tell her I like Baphomets.
>>48773804I have gained yeti insight from this post.
>>48776372Why would I try to escape?
>>48776436You can't breath. She'll crush you.
>>48776436if you take too long to milk or otherwise neglect the other cows they can enrage
>>48776448I'd just tell her I can't breathe, then. I have a cow now, so everything is good. It will work out.
>>48776166I love fat monsters
>>48776372Tell her if she turns around I'll eat her out.Then when she's shuffling I can make a break for it, but my guilty conscience would kick in and I'd have to apologize to her for even having the thought by doing exactly what I promised.
SPIDER.TITTIES.https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp
>>48776613REAL ART>48776614A.I. SLOP
>>48776372>her sister shows up>she's even bigger>licks all the salt off your face>flops next to you and holds your hand against her chest
Be glad they arent the big cows
>>48776613Damn cats.
>"Let's do our best today, Anon!"
You will be auctioned off at the hag slave market
>>48776807Don't threaten me with a good time.
The best way to keep warm.
>I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.
>>48776872spicy birb
It's hip to fuck bees
>>48776896
>Latin chanting intensifies
Cow is good
>>48776921Very good.
The weak should fear the strong.
I wish the milklady would deliver my milk in the morningI wish the milklady would deliver my milk when I'm yawningI would like some milk from the milklady's tits
>>48776937>see kiki pantsu>shameful jacking offAnd this is why Academy-certified meidos know not to wear underwear.>see kiki nopantsu>kiki is always ready to serve her Mashtah without impedimentProblem solved
>>48774226>4 days to write 3500 wordsYou did more in high school. Get typing.
Kikis have to wear underwear to avoid getting pregnant on the job
>>48775410Such a waste, it's killing me.
>>48776930I have so many questions
>>48776966Poor woman! How can she move around normal with those impossibly large flesh bags? What about her organs and her poor back!?
Portals open in 34h 11m. Everyone here will be married to a kind, loving holst or fiery, passionate mino (depending on your preference of the two). Everyone except the 3-4 shitheads that love to argue in these threads. They'll be tossed into the hag matango alp pit where it's cold, damp, dark, and smells of mildew, moldy bread, and yeast, and all the alp matangos are dumb as bricks., stubborn, and clingy.
>>48777207How soft is this holst?
>>48777215There's a variety of them you'll have to choose from. I don't know for sure.
>"Welcome to the farm, Anon!"
>>48777207I don't like either outcome, I will wait for something nice to pop up on my door.
>"Please, PLEASE be quiet and wait for your turn to speak, 14_WhiteRaceSaviour_666. You may be in the Racist Council, but you are not granted the rank of White."t.A Lilim to either a Hellhound or Ocelomeh
The size of my whole torso is the minimum breast size I will accept
>>48777279Future Alps really have high expectations these days.
>>48777207Ok but where are the chesh?
>>48777328Seething in their basements like the femcels they are while nice, honest cows cuddle their new husbands
