Yokohama EditionFAQ:https://jav.now.sh/Delisted thread:>>48762201
>stumble into >>>/jp/JAV again >tfw no bobs or vegana, only hag discourse >anon drops a code: MIDE-939 >villagers immediately start their rituals >brother this is not TrueHag™... this is faux hag... she is like masala without spice, all show no soul>nay, sir... she is quasi hag... like papadum, crisp but not fully matured>tfw I’m learning more about hag taxonomy than I ever wanted >villagers debate fiercely: >TrueHag™ is like aged pickle, brother... sour, strong, and unforgettable>faux hag is like store-bought chutney... trying too hard, but still tasty>quasi hag is like half-fermented dosa batter... not quite there, but close >anon drops another code: JUL-558 >villagers lose their collective dhotis >THIS... THIS IS TRUEHAG™, SAAR!>she is like finest sambar, aged to perfection... her face is the tang of tamarind, her soul the heat of chili>her essence is like ghee, pure and golden... a TrueHag™ for the ages>Maki Hojo>tfw I’m starting to appreciate the artistry of TrueHag™ >villagers start chanting "sauce?" in unison, but with a Bollywood twist >remember, sirs...faux hag is like biryani without saffron... good, but not divine>but quasi hag is like pani puri... small, spicy, and leaves you wanting more>thread devolves into a condiment war again>Do not disrespect me>miso purists vs. vinegar chuggers >shoyu anarchists rise up >tfw I’m now a TrueHag™ connoisseur >thread gets pruned >villagers scatter like pigeons in Delhi traffic >tfw I’ll never find the ghee-faced TrueHag™ again >feelsindianman.jpg
>>48777048i'm not sure if this happened, but i'm convinced it did.
>>48777065>pocchariA man needs a name....
What he really needs is to learn some fucking manners.
>>48777084Please may I have the lass' name or a code, sir?
>>48777036>>>/gif/28429322>>>/gif/28429322>>>/gif/28429322Fill her up!
>>48777065The entire thing was Deepseek. MIDE-939 is Sakura Miura, I don't think she fits in the hag classification system. I'm surprised it recommended actual codes though. JUL-558 doesn't look like a truehag either.
u can't use grok for free no mo!
>>48775073Good day sir.>TUGSIMI had WAVR-281 ready for this but i spend too much time on JUR-214 and couldn't hold it any longer.
Seems like a fun life being a slam pig
Sirs don't let other sirs try VR. Seriously. JUVR-209 shouldn't be available without a prescription. 3DSVR-1632 should only be shown to terminally ill cancer patients whose chemo broke their chinpo. VRKM-139 should be locked up with the nuclear launch codes.Kanna why did you have to skelly and then bog...you were so cute. You would've made a fine hag. It's not fair.>>48775120Where were you ~3 years ago. Bloody banchod.
>>48777246Why do you think GARDEN went out of business? It killed all its customers. And it's a blessing they're no longer around in the age of VR, imagine the threat that would bring a GASOVR series.
>>48777246Not much kissing or face-licking in VR, so not interested
Good day sirs, here's the Weekly Bookmate DVD ranking !( ∩ ´ ∀ `) ∩
>>48777354Where's miru? Hahahaha
>>48777048see >>114627
>>48777048go back
>>48777370she's barely visible but she's here in 5 carried by Saika kek
>>48777354>>48777391Holy shit! Miru in top 5 bookmate!
>>48777354>Kojimina transferred into the hag studio>her popularity reinvigorated Madonna is the strongest after all
>>48777407same thing for Meguri, barely 40k followers, never been a big seller with VESTIGE and still manage a top 8
>>48777391reminds me of Hana Shirato so much she might help me not rock climb for a while
>>48777444Kotone*I also miss Shirato though, but so far no replacement for her
>>48777449it's so over
>>48777467When life gives me lemons I watch her smile on her titles
what's with the sudden increase of VR posts? the technology is finally not a meme?
>>48777624It has never been a meme? It just looks better now than in the past and there's nothing like seeing your javfu in the flesh. It's soul crushing though.
>STARS-930>second scenejesus christ that dick must be 26cm at leastMeanwhile my 16.5cm is the laughing stock amongst the prostitutes in my city
>>48775539yes, formerly Hijiri Maihara but now she's called Hibari Hijiri>>48775734I unironically have a huge crush on her kek>>48777010>>48777017>>48777048fkn kek this is still impressive, I'm very surprised it's "willing" to engage with (Japanese) adult (video) topics at all>>48777158I think I'm being fkn monitored though, sirs... I was briefly sampling some of her VR last night (JUVR-131 Uno Kanaya). really nice while she lasted and was underrated despite being a pretty good performer >>48777204Good morning, dear That's understandable... I don't think you need to necessarily coom to it though. I just try to ensure it's the last thing I see in VR before unplugging rather than any wholesome pillow talk cuddling my TUGSIM-approved session ender last night was WAVR-239 (Yumika Ssssaeki + a gallon of lube)
>want to fkn enjoy>need to workAHHH the eternal struggle. Imagine if jav would be your work. You would have the same smile
>>48778640I'm working from home two days a week, it's pretty nice to sirpost between two meetings.>>48778215>SsssaekiYou reminded me she made some na'vi cosplay in VR, it was crazy kek.
Is Ren Hibiki retarded?
I need to laugh, can anyone post miru pls?
The law clearly states that if her boobs are not big then she is worthless.
>>48779097For me it's the face.
>>48779173Why'd you post an ugly one then?
>>48779173mmm what am I seeing in 0:18 on the chest area?
For me, it's the vagina. haha.
>>48779177Homely faces are the best i don't know what to tell you.
>>48779311She is homely. She>>48779173 is not.
>>48777354seika btfo
>>48779472>She>>48779173 is not.saar madarchod she turned off her healing properties for this shoot to redeem a salacious appearance please understand
miru looks too cute receiving the chocolate she waited 2 hours for from olivier vidal
>>48779763>full body contact>her bigbrest pressing into him>probably has an erection that's bumping into her belly>yet the guy is hover handingtop kek
>>48779177Is this your honest opinion?
What is with these guys?
Aka Asuka hasn't been looking like that for 2 yearsArina Hashimoto for 5 yearsMisono Wakana for 2 yearsMeguri for 7 yearsWhy are they like this? can't they use their actual looks? ah it's because they're ugly now
>>48779788she's supposed to be 20? that's a rough 20
>>48779763How a man can think Yuma Asami, the sweetest of them all as ugly is out of my brain capabilities
>>48779864they are obviously (you) farming and bad actors, they could be western pornlets for all we know, wanting to destroy this sacred place
>>48779858
>>48779852>>48779844They had Shoko's and Yua's debut faces up to their retirement. Mayuki Ito's also was there fore years before their updated her aboggomination face
>>48779788Perfect fusion cuisinebetween onions and mushrooms with a little bit of secret recipe biscuits
>>48779922Fukc, I get the onion and the mushroom reference but biscuits??
>>48779940
Is Hijiri Maihara retired?
>>48779788kek everyone should save this image and reply to the mirukek(singular) with it whenever he posts
>>48780034yep, her last title was juq160
i was looking at the new trailers. couldn't find kanna's new one. pretty sure i checked all from sone-600 - 700. maybe i missed one by accident. anyone know the code or is it already over after one release?
>>48780116sone-614
hallo saars! i recently redeemed mdbk-283 which has a pleasantly plump cast of the gopher, the FAS squirrel and Yayoi Mizuki. I'd like to split the vid into 3 files so that I can put each part into it's respective whore's folder. What is a /jav/ approved method?
>>48780116What about new Saika?
>>48780127i meant her upcoming second one. her trailer should be available since midnight.>>48780132https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/s/son/sone00642/sone00642hhb.mp4 if you have japan vpn. it's pov theme
reo got fatterit's sad that there are interventions for umi and rara but no such help in the industry for girls with bulimia americana disease.
>one and done
>>48780150That's disappointing. Only thing more boring than vanilla is pov vanilla. Any reipu at all in this batch?
Sirs, where's the new SoD batch?
>>48780150Unless they paid her like a half a million dollars (which I doubt), what's even the point of being one and done?
>>48780211She's not one and done, in that interview she mentioned meeting Taku in her next video.
I said she was a JAV actress back in november when Taku leaked it, Taku wasn't in her first movie. I'll let you connect the dots.>>48780192On it's way, please wait a bit more sir.
She sneer. Her sex face is sneer.
>>48780225She does them same with her lips as me when I fap
>>48780225lip curling is inherently erotic
SoD owes me Suzu tears.
>>48780187not sure. i was mainly looking for mei, ai, saika and kanna. but i saw momoka kagura being on a train
>>48780243This sir understands.>>48780250Does her erotic sneer show a personality that has disdain for those sirs whom coom?
>>48780131Are you a commandline-let? AVIDemux in "copy" mode. LosslessCut if you want to use Electronslop to do it.>>48777306Plenty of camera kissu and camera licking in VR.
>>48780263She was perfect in her last one, i wouldn't mind another GASO love story.
>>48780225I noticed she often looks down her nose with this slight head tilt. She knows how hot she is, you know hot she is, and she knows you know she knows how hot she is.
>>48780325Damn I hope she does step on me or suck my dick.
I don't see this arrogance you guys claim she has
>>48780350It's not an arrogance, more like a confidence.
>>48779097I noticed that you always trigger mirukek with these posts so I hope you keep them up.
>>48780350Me neither, she seems nice.
Despite looking different her debuts reminds me of Nozomi Ishihara's, anyone else thinks the same or I'm just insane?
>>48780321
I want to see arrogant Kanna looking down at a fat old bastard who then teaches her a lesson in humility.
>>48780375Fucking bitch sneering at me when I eat out her manko!
I like stars-230 a lot, I'll like this new one
>>48780375I want to lick that sweat running down her face
>>48780374>kanna when I make the joke about her being a metamor fusion between Hana and Kanon for the nth time
>>48780393It looks like a solid entry but the first rip is terrible, chinks have no shame. I'll wait for the proper one to fkn enjoy it.
>"next big thing" quits after one title
>>48780431I can't even see where her nose ends and her right cheek begins
>>48780431
>coping less than a week before the january monthlyOH NO NO NO
>>48780447
>>48780415>>48780431>>48780448wayq?
Do NOT disrespect me benchod.
New Suzu is just some boring hospitality shit. It's been so long since any true Suzu kino.
>>48779097Based.
>20 years old
>>48780467
>>48780600gonna need a breath check on this one, sirs
>>48780600is she still sucking Chinese students for a living?
>>48780431look at this fkn egg
>>48780509Sirs, I need to see Kanna making this face during some MIDA-008-style action.
>>48780604gay strawberry milk
>>48780643I guess that is better then cigs and semen.
>>48780372I think it's because both have jomon elements
>>48780372Nozomi giggling fridge.Kanna sneering booba gravure idol
Would you stick your tongue in your javfu's butthole? I certainly would.
>>48780806buttdart
>>48780372>her debuts reminds me of Nozomi IshiharaSimilarities but not exactly alike.They both smile a lot but give off different energies. Nozomi debut seems more extroverted while Kanna debut seems more demure with a silent confidence (for example when she takes off her clothes for the first time).
setokek status?
>>48780448>Over one million views for Kanna SetoLet's hope she maintains this momentum.I want to see Mirufag(s) delicious tears every month! Slowly plunging into insanity knowing that she is one step closer in the process of transferring to Madonna.
>>48780848>every monthshe's already done, she didn't even live up to the low expectations of 6 months
>Suehiro Jun>Hongo AiA shaven manko is the mark of a real whore
>>48780862>she's already doneSurely not.We've only JUST BEGUN.Count on it.
>>48780878Are you implying that Urara is the purest of them all?
>>48780878>A shaven manko is the mark of a real whoreWould you like to pay a visit to the Hasegawa Residence tonight, Anon?I am certain Hasegawa Sundae-sama will be delighted to hear from you.
>>48780448>1 million viewsis it safe to assume most of these are chinks and SEAsirs(the kind that browse jav.guru comments)? i feel like nips are the only ones who actually buy JAV
Its actually over for real this time...
>>48780938It’s pretty similar to sale rankings according to Bookmate or Fanza.
>>48779782I want to taste her chocolate hole if you know what I mean
>>48780938> i feel like nips are the only ones who actually buy JAVCause they are the only ones that can legally buy them.
>>48780448Mirubros, our response?
>>48780944Her twitch says she will stream on feb 2nd. There is hope
+1 for Monapai
>>48780969+1 stone
Miru is the smartest actress in jav
>>48780969Healthiest ratfu
>>48780969+1 (kg)>>48780944Is her amazon wishlist still up? I didn't save the link.
>>48780989is there anything to be seen in trhis image aside from peak woman aka Chitose Yuki aka Chitose Saegusa aka Chitose Yura aka Herbs Chitose?
>>48781016The size difference.
>>48780996https://www.amazon.co.jp/hz/wishlist/ls/117IKRFZ0SWZJ?type=wishlist&filter=persistent_all&sort=price-asc&viewType=list
>>48780990
>>48780953>Cause they are the only ones that can legally buy them.Then why do the Japanese shamelessly try to court Taiwanese viewers then?
>>48780969You don't miss a good thing till it's gone.
>>48781057She's not gone.
>>48781081>gone.she better come back now or soon I will haha
>>48781081Wasn't she taking a step back from AV due to school?
>>48781095I heard travel
>>48781095There's gonna be new Monapai in a few days, sir.
>>48781095Not at all she was traveling around Europe. Did you know that you have to shower naked in Iceland before entering any hot spot? It's a really pretty place, highly recommended. Lots of asian tourists in the golden circle. She went to the Blue Lagoon too.
Monapai should give her little sister the RUB once she eventually leaves S1.
>>48781184Wait a minute...
soooo when are we gonna see the first DeepSeek JAV AIs?It could help me a lot automate organize my javs, write subs and in the end decensor
>>48781343>decensorHeathen
>>48781184what does giving the rub mean in this CONTEXT? yes I am a ESLlet
>>48780990your PR is so unimaginative and lame, all you'll ever get is mockery and the occasional pity (You). here, let me give you some ideas you can piggyback on to develop further:>what came first, the chicken or the egg?>don't put all your eggs in one basket>you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs >I want to sniff (and possibly taste) miru's smelly egg juice
>>48781465The hypothetical dick descriptors and butthole prospector still remain as the best PRs for her in the last 3+ years
>>48781516For me it’s the saika webms, makes me kek every time and feel bad for her
Retired javlets are so cute, i've always wondered where scouts keep finding them?
dumb pouting
Listen: ria x momozone x yuuhi directed by David Lynch. What do you think?
RIP
seriously, no news about Ria?
>>48781600>>48781604>Eimi becomes Lynchian >Lynch dies>Eimi becomes Cronenbergian >???
>>48781657she will transcend into Jodorowsky
>>48781653the news is that she is a lazy quitter not fit to be part of the s1 rosterkanna is ria 2.0
>>48781604Probably fkn enjoying Aida Asuka rn
I have an embarrassing confession; I like Yui Hatano's current form. I disliked her boggening when she remained thing but in the past year she gained quite a bit of weightand I have a thing for chubby busted bimbos... I am sorry saars, I'm part of the problem
>>48781576I love her autistic face/mouth manipulations, I should have checked her out sooner
>>48781672>Jodorowskywatching The Holy Mountain (1973) and browsing /JAV/ are very similar experiences.
>>48781442to be fair, if decensors weren't so incredibly bad they wouldn't be reviled as muchtechnology marches on and there's going to be some point where they might become acceptable
>>48781576>>48781683kino jawline
>>48781705it wouldn't matter even if they were visually perfect it isn't a matter of result, it's a matter of principle
new URE was good
>"This might be the last erection of my life, so just let me put it in for a second!!" I took a bath with my father-in-law, who had erectile dysfunction, out of sympathy, and he got a full erection. We had such great chemistry that I ended up riding him in the cowgirl position and fucking him raw over and over again.damn he is literally me
>>48781682Thin bogged Yui was still Yui and I kept watching her. Fat bogged breast implants is no longer Yui. I watched one video, then she died to me. You are part of the problem.
>>48781801>Fat bogged breast implants is no longer YuiI agree, fat bogged Yui has her own folder so as to not contaminate my original Yui folder haha
>>48781810What about Hibiki?
>>48781734i agree in principle for the purposes of filmingpractically speaking if it's literally indistinguishable from the real thing i have no qualms
>>48781821Hibiki aged brilliantly in my eyes, she obviously got some work done but it's not as ghastly as that of her friends(Yui and AIKA), some saar said it best, she looks like a chinkonese trophy wife oba-san that got cheated on and is trying to restore some self esteem. She also gained a bit of weight which went straight to her and she has a pleasantly pigmented bunghole and a varied catalogue, I look forward to her releases; she would do great and Madonna/Monroe.I will admit that she could have aged more gracefully if she did not visit Dr.Park(Kim's more competent colleague) but all things considered this isn't a bad outcome
>>48781821Hibiki's looked the same for a while, and her boggening wasn't nearly as dramatic and was far more gradual.Yui suddenly came back with an extra 15 pounds and 2 cup sizes. and yet another new face.
>>48781834Looking back at this webm there was no need for me to make the start so long; but I just love how she pouts(and her face in general, sorrynotsorry). In any case here is an abridged version
>>48781839the heart breaking thing is how she kept her great performance, some milquetoast deadfish S1 generic whore bogging does not matter but when it's a whore that knows what she is doing it hurts a little
One day the crude biomass you call a "youngster" will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
Epic comeback when?
>>48781854Madonna does not even wait for them to wither magenta cat-kun
>magenta cat-kunDO NOT DISREPESCT ME
Still can't believe Sumire actually did it.She had been flirting with the idea but I thought she was going to chicken out ultimately.
>>48781877It should have been Maria Nagai
>>48781877It should have been June Lovejoy
>>48781854Already happened to Saki Okuda...
>>48781682Yui's original form was perfect. She used to get compared to some Taiwanese actress. I hate this obsession with women having an anime jawline that has taken over east asia.
>>48781682Die
>>48781932i will die from semen drainage tonight haha
>>48781926She always reminds me of Yui AragakiI'll never stop being depressed over what she did to herself
Guise, what happened to Julia? :(((
>>48781955I told her to stop cum-dodging
what are some good loli JAVs or javs that have a Randoseru?
>>48781958on the one hand i don't bother to follow girls that get pampered and treat semen like poisonon the other hand i get enraged when i see sengoku and takenatsuki and ena get throatfucked and mistreated like low tier javsis it even possible to resolve this dichotomy of interests
Can't believe how fast the Chinese caught up in the AI race
Isn't she retiring?
Anri will be redeemed in 5 months
>Akarin retiring>Studio puts her in another lovey-dovey title instead of turbo-slut kino
> Tsuno Miho
Post Alice OtsuNOW
>>48782687
>>48782481>caught upam i missing something here? china was always the world leader as creating useless garbage masked behind an obvious and cheap veneer.
I'm glad that were getting another one of these and I like the cast but damn at how young the hags are for the Madonna bus bruh, barely older than the Moodyz one.
>>48782704Yeah turns out you don't need all that expensive equipment for AI. A Chinese company replicated their results using shit from the 720p era and released their code. Billions of dollars lost in the stock market.
>>48782708>Yuna Shiina and Toko Namiki are the only actual hags theredamn their Madonna roster is really young now, I guess Monroe is their hag label with Madonna aimed to have more mainstream appealalso where are Yumi Kazama and Maki Hojo?
>>48782667Madonna really does have an embarrassment of riches because I forget she's even signed there.