Which 2hu would the average /jp/sie have the best shot with?
>>50055414there's something that bothers me about this artist
>>50055414Renko
>>50055421Uses AI for poses
>>50055414Youmu
>>50055555
I don't think ANY 2hu would bother with the average jp user to be honest. Maybe Sanae just because she'd pity them
>>500554211. he's named y*umu2. he draws y*umu
>>50055558You got something against Youmu huh?
>>50055414The better question is which 2hu has the best shot of securing a /jp/sieCAPTCHA: XSAYS
>>50055736Better yet, which 2hu has absolutely zero chance of bagging a /jp/sie?
>>50055736Remilia easily >by far the most popular 2hu on JP>loli>can secure (You) a NEET lifestyle >can protect you>lets you live in the funnest place in Gensokyo
>>50055503>for posesHe straight up traces from AI images. That other people generated, no less.
>>50055503>>50055774Is there any actual proof of this?
>>50055414The hags cuz they are desperate for some young seed
>>50055414Youmu has very low self esteem because she's embarrassed about her cute little penis, so she's definitely up there.
>>50055414Marisa is up there. Daddy issues, we know she's easily infatuated with the outside world, and she's a human girl so it's easier to relate to her compared to seemingly eternal youkai or gods. The biggest obstacle is visiting her out in the woods, the Forrest of Magic is supposedly decently safe but the more youkai we meet from it the less true that sounds.>>50055747Your average /jp/sie is desperate enough to bang anything with a pulse (or without in the case of undeadhus like Yoshika), but keeping a /jp/sie is another story. Parsee would be terrible at maintaining a partner, if you're with her she'd just chase other objects of her jealousy. She'd only start caring if you left her, at which point she becomes Gensokyo's most terrifying ex.
>>50055414Define the average /jp/sie.
>>50057069PoliteWealthy6 foot minimum ChiseledHas a huge cock
>>50057069Average european.
>>50057098Before or after the refugee crisis?
>>50057269lol ;_;
>>50056808I want to help Marisa with her daddy issues by being a loving older partner!
Realistically, either Marisa or Sanae. Which would be excellent options. As for youkai girls, probably Kogasa or even Aya, given the tengu predilection for human partners.
>>50057309>Marisa>excellent option
>>50057316She's sweet, adventurous, curious about the world, intelligent, passionate about her interests, and also likes to drink and have fun. And on top of that she's really cute. Are you perchance a homosexual?
>>50055414Reimu!Captcha: MHMN0...Guess not?
>>50057383>no sex appeal>no boobs>no boundaries >steals your shit
>>50057069I have met two /jp/sies at 2hu conventions, the first one was browner than the future of europe and retarded but chill, the second one was whiter than snow but so fat he was almost completely round, he was retarded too and turbo chill. In other words, everyone on this board, regardless of race, is fucking retarded but chill.
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>>50057437Who are you quoting?
>>50057316nta but Marisa would genuinely be one of your best options. She's caring and was willing to cook for a sick Reimu. She's outgoing so she'd make sure to drag you out to new and exciting places. She's intelligent and diligent, so she'd help you be your best self. And she's the most human hu no living in the human village, so she's down to earth and understands what you're going through better than anyone else.Honestly you'd be lucky to have a wife half as good as Marisa.Also she's short so you can easily pick her up and carry her around, always a nice bonus.
>>50057269B-before... R-right guys?
>>50057448/jp/sies can still take it easy?
>>50057638I consider taking it easy to be the defining quality of a /jp/sie, and it's good to see that there are still such posters on /jp/.
>>50057706...Maybe I should take it easier.
>>50057473I do NOT want to be dragged out in murder-yokai countryAlso she's severely lacking in sex appeal
>>50057437>>50057726She's sexy and cute enough as she is, not her problem porn has rotted and shrunk your brain.
>>50057726Forest of Magic is honestly probably the second safest place in Gensokyo after the Human Village.>Also she's severely lacking in sex appealI'm sorry that you're a homosexual I guess.
>>50057758It's ok Marisa friend, not everyone can appreciate short girls with big asses.
>>50057758>>50057762I am a straight male with a healthy sex drive. Marisa just isn't sexy especially compared to other 2hus
>>50057777Just say you like boobs more than you like butts. Not everyone needs to like cowtits.
I can't imagine being heartless enough to look at this sincere smile and saying "nah".The perfect woman.
>>50057777"Problem" with Sanae is that she doesn't really do anything fun other than her mechas or PS2, which is fine and comfy, but she's definitely not as fun a date as going out to an izakaya with Marisa to shoot the shit, drink and take it from there. Plus she's not entirely flat, either. I'm a titman myself, but even I'd be totally fine with Marisa's, especially considering the rest of the package.
>>50057866Is that really all it takes, Anon? An honest smile?
>>50057933This one's dishonest.
>>50057899Now let's not be too cruel to Sanae. I'm Team Marisa but Sanae is a good girl with plenty of charm points of her own, distinct from Marisa.Any protag girl except Reisen is honestly a good girl that any man would be lucky to know.
>>50057933It's not just the smile, it's what's behind the smile, anon...And if the fighting games are anything to go off of, Marisa's got the strongest behind in all of Gensokyo!
>>50057961You made the bun cry. Why would you do that? You're a cruel, cruel man. She just needs some love and affection in her life.
>>50057933Sounds like a small thing and yet it's almost impossible for women to genuienly smile at people
>>50057866One of my favourite Marisa images. That smile is way too adorable
>>50058061There are just so many details in the picture that make it so charming. The sincere smile, her inviting you to drink with her, Marisa allowing herself to be vulnerable with the viewer, her giving this impression that she's just sincerely happy to be spending time with you, it's just a really nice scenario you'd want to imagine yourself in.
I don't think it'd be TOO hard to get Reimu to like you romantically. What's hard is getting into a relationship with her, I think for her it'd be a difficult decision given that she'll have to juggle incidents, retarded youkai and humans stirring shit all the time everywhere, shrine matters and shrine maiden duties, so adding a relationship on top of it would be hard for her to accept. Given her character it'd be tricky getting her to accept the fact that a bf would actually help her ease that load off her back, but if she understands that I think a relationship with her would be very comfy.
>>50058403Reimu is a hard character to get a read on, she's honest but also kind of enigmatic and keeps her distance from most people. I think she'd appreciate a reliable man but she's a pretty guarded person and it would take time to break through that. You'd also be pissing off a lot of very powerful youkai that all have a vested interest in trying to sway the most important human in Gensokyo to act in their interests, so you're painting a target on your back in trying to get so close to Reimu.
>>50055736What if I'm a /fit/ /jp/sie?Doesn't open the door to very many I know but it's a start.
>>50058591>/fit/So you're a fag?
Would tsundereanon fall for a /jp/sie even if they aren't /fit/?
>>50058603What are you even talking about ?
>>50058600If wanting to be good enough for picrel is faggy then yes.
>>50058674Well there's a clear difference between "fit" and "/fit/"
>>50058686Hey man I'm on a budget, I need gorilla buscuit exploits.
>>50058686/fit/bros would suck off the dick of someone sleeping in order to "steal the testosterone type shit" for their grindset and would still tell you they aren't homo.
>>50058721/fit/men are fucking vampires ?
>>50058721I almost broke one of my ribs, laughing at this.
>>50058730No, but I would like to ram them!
>>50058730Worse. Unironic sigma males.>>50058751fugg :DDD I made the funny.
>>50057081Wait a sec, that's a description of my 2hu wife!
>>50058852Based Hisouten fucker
>>50055414i dont know, what 2hu is the most likely to be hard of sight, hearing and intellect?
>>50056808>if you're with her she'd just chase other objects of her jealousy. She'd only start caring if you left her, at which point she becomes Gensokyo's most terrifying ex.Parsee's whole backstory was that she was cheated on and became hatefilled afterwards. She'd be the most loyal of the Touhous (though they're all loyal)
>>50058973Hard of sight and intellect gives you Rumia. Don't know about her hearingShe'd probably still kill you
>>50058777Dear god...
>>50057437>>50057758I'm seconding that Marisa is not sexy, but I'm into fatties so I'm not representative. Fat Marisa makes zero sense to me, and even when I see fat art of her, I'm so Madonna-Whore'd that it does nothing to me. Even beyond that, she seems more like a fun younger sister or a friend's younger sister who you joke around with
>>50058981Sanae is promiscuous because she's from the outside world
>>50059235Poster location: Hakurei ShrineBank Account Balance: 0
>>50059169>fat marisathis is impossible
>>50059235By that logic wouldn't Sumireko also be a whore?
>>50055414None of them because they all want burly youkai/human villager COCK and not /jp/sie microdick fatrolls
>>50059253As it should be
I'm starting to get the feeling that this is just an unofficial Marisa thread.Or rather a "I wish I had a Marisa gf" coping thread.
>>50055414We talkin romantic route, or is the friendship route also open?Because the latter seems like it holds much more potential with how everyone on /jp/ is a little freak and off kilter from your run of the mill human. Assuming they can pass the luck check to not be eaten by a cannibalistic fairy hit squad the second they make the wrong step.
>>50059314But I do want Marisa as my gf
The answer to the thread's question is...drumroll pleaseMarisa. You may now discuss Marisa. She is the only one that would give you the time of day. Express your gratitude.
>>50059342How can I express my gratitude to Gensokyo's brightest star?
>>50055797you ask this every time but never acknowledge the answer
>>50057069remember /jp/ meetup on 2013 comiket? i do...
>>50058852Good luck with your training arc.
While you lowly plebs aspire for what you can get, I shoot for the stars and put my sights at a true ethereal being: Yakumo Ran, the mighty nine-tailed kitsune, whom I will make my wife.
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>>50059493A perfect world
>>50059633
I didn't said a single perkele or other swearword for a whole day, I think I have a chance with Byakuren.
>>50059235Sanae wound up in Gensokyo precisely because she was too pure and innocent for the outside world
>>50060235Just don't let her find out about your people's hyperwarcrimes.
>>50060437It's not warcrimes if you had fun doing it :D
What are the chances I'm able to marry a Europeanhu?
>>50061061Let's go through the list.Remilia: Low emotional maturity, high standards, immortal and a literal man eater. Odds of success are low.Flandre: Mentally unstable, unable to control her power fully, you'll probably die before you can fully establish a relationship.Patchouli (is she Evropean? Probably I guess): Slow to open up, willing to eat humans, surrounded by dangerous youkai books that will attack you. If you can get past the danger and cold exterior maybe, she seems a little lonely. Mid to low odds.Hecatia: Immensely powerful but decently amicable. Biggest issue is that she wouldn't take you seriously and likely wouldn't respect you as a real partner. Mid to low odds if you can even find her, will probably be more of a pet than a proper husband.Maribel: From the far future, so you'll probably be dead. Zero.
>>50061392Just punch Hecatia until she respects you, if she threatens to throw you into hell just temind her all her temples were destroyed and watch her self-steem go away.
>>50061392>Hecatiathe worst part about this is that she speaks like a valley girl and puts on an act of not being serious at all to the point where she dresses like a poor imitation of what was cool 20 years ago. This is the person you'd have to deal with.
>>50059342>MarisaSurely there's someone else ANYONE ELSE.
>>50061484No. Only Marisa. Quite literally no one else, and I mean NO ONE, wants you.
>>50061503Please, I'll even take a yokai or a fairy...
>>50061392>HecatiaJust remind her Momus is right abour her .
>>50061425>>50061584Actively antagonizing any Greek deity is a choice, I guess. I can't speak for the wisdom of such an action but it is a choice.
So what you're saying is learn magic from Marisa, THEN see about pushing your limits with the locals.
>>50061673What's she gonna do, wayon at me?
>>50061700you better learn fast because marisa is on the (you) route and is determined to win you over before you even have a chance to start soliciting yooks. there is no escape.
>>50061673It is morally correct to bully Hecatia.
>>50061752Sorry Marisa, I like women, not women with the physique of a boy.
You heard them Marisa. /jp/sies don't want cute, small, feminine and charming girls with nice asses. They want big, muscular girls with massive girl cocks.
>>50061752No way in hell Marisa could ever win me over
>>50055414none because all /jp/sie are incel losers that never had a gf or a life.
>>50061876that's fine, i'll take a boyfriend, i guess...
>>50061876Requesting a follow up to this where anon is roughly fucking Yoshika (zero change in her expression) while a jealous Seiga whines and begs anon to fill her with his seed instead.
>>50057098So a bald 38 year old man of most likely German heritage that weights around 71 kg and is around 180 cms tall? I'm sure there are few widows and christmas cakes in the human village who would be interested
>>50061392Isn't Alice a European too?
>>50061913>>50061876sex with Yoshika while being smothered by Seiga's fat juggs
>>50061962She'd either be of Makai or Japanese, depending on if you think her PC98 origin is still canon.Yukari is probably European though, given her namesake.
>>50061962No one cares about Alice.
I care about Alice (pc-98)
>>50062147Makai (Makainese?) is probably the most apt way to label her. Given her inspiration is the SMT Alice and not Carrol's Alice. Even if SMT clearly takes from Carrol's.
>>50062311Damn hag. Doesn't she know corpses need love too.
>>50058852Anon, there's a chance you are the wife and the 2hu is question is just some random male tengu.
>>50061876>>50061913"...Are you serious? Thrusting into her like a horny monkey, it's wasted effort and wasted time. She's cold and clammy, you'd probably have more fun masturbating.""...You know she can't even get pregnant, right? All your virile seed is wasted on her... wouldn't you rather fuck a warm hole?""STOP IGNORING ME YOU HORNY IDIOT!">>50062336Apologies, I apparently don't know the difference between "viral" and "virile".
>>50059637Is this from that yandere Alice doujin where she kills off Marisa's harem one-by-one (iirc Reimu gets decapitated?) and when she captures Marisa, Marisa bites her own tongue to commit suicide?The one that was put on YouTube a very long time ago?
>>50063551Link that shit immediately
