/jp/hu
hellotoday i dreamt i exploded a subway establishment with tewi
>>50165575I like this random tshirt guy at the start of the threads, he's funny
I'm so tired
>>50165644Take a nap followed by another nap followed by another nap until the day's practically over & hopefully you're up at a time where Internet isn't dead
>>50165644You are my least favorite touhou character ever.Oh and also I've never kissed anyone in the mouth before.
>>50165896whats wrong with pc98 ChinaHRtP has a better selection of literalhus to not care about
Death to /jp/hu!A pox upon/jp/hu!Dab on /jp/hu!360 no scope/jp/hu!
BRAPppppppppppppppp
>>50165904NTA but my least favorite character is Suika
>>50165904You mean you don't like uhh weird mechanical tank guy thing?
>>50165956hmmmmmm I guess I dont?
>>50165972Aya nyooooo don't die
>>50165973All yooks must perish.
Which 2hu do you want to hold gentle like hamburger?
2hu braps in my mouth yum yum
Patchouli bubblePatchouli square
>>50165896Hey, screw you.
>>50166099Both exist
i made your stupid fucking thread thank me
>>50166114Thanks slave
>>50166108god i wish i was this ball
>>50166111i wish was the square
>>50166114thank you
2hus with the stinkiest shits
>>50166114Now make one on /v/ so we can have an ACTUAL thread.
>>50166146wasnt the marisa one enough of a reminder of how grim things truly are
>>50166146can you say or do something interesting idk
>>50166135Yuugi, Kasen and Suika because they eat people.
>>50166171cute and canon vorehus
>>50166173Don’t forget Rumia! Everyone’s favorite flesh vacuum.
2hus that are #girlbosses?
i need food
I'm hungry
>>50166205eat your handeat your armeat your neighbor’s dogeat your house
don't eat paper
>>50166200SuikaAya Mamizou
HEY MERTHYou've been my inspiration and I've started drawing more thanks to you. Thank you Merth.
>>50166205i need food>>50166213who cares you're never going to make anything worth looking at
>>50166214Sociopath.
>>50166214was this your art >>50159821
>>50166223no he hates turkey and would never even write anything in turkish because he's a self hating roach
you guys sure love talking about him huh
>>50166154The Soku thread made it to 477 POSTS before being blasted.Its still possible! There is still hope!You just need to keep trying...!
>>50166276I'm still sad we didn't hit bump limitIt's a question of time regardless, I mean how bad could things really get before we return?Don't answer that
>>50166223I was waiting for someone to back me up first but yeah, that is an unrelated native /jp/sie artist who would be completely blindsided being dragged into this so please don’t.Turkroach-kun is barely able to record his own voice, what makes you think he could produce anything of value?
>>50166292thanks for clearing that up
>>50166223i think you might be genuinely retarded for having to ask that
>>50166285Wish we could turn back time.To the good ol' days...
aren't we all a little retarded
>>50166332Alice moment
All /jp/hu anons express Autism in their own unique ways...
>>50166332i literally am retardedmedically declared and all
You now remenber cat girl number 3
>>50166358as if I could ever Forget?????????
>>50166358I dont forget any 2hu
>>50166366AYE KNOW EVERYTHING!AYE SEE EVERYTHING!!!
>>50166358that's a boy
>>50166374cute catboy
>>50166374I dont see it
>boyincoming call from /ss/anae
>>50166379cute catgirl
Remember when we learned Merth had a fetish for fat cat girls?
No
>>50166379That's what he wants you to believe
>>50166391Thanks for reminding me, I need to make sure to use this in the future
Goodnight.
nap timethis is now a sleepy thread for snoozers
HEY TSUNDEREANONDo you like fat cats too?
>>50166424SHUSHthis is now a SLEEPY thread for SNOOZERS!!yeah I guess so
I have not slept in two days
>>50166437Too bad, you have a sleep pop quiz this Saturday and I'm expecting a full nights worth of study
>>50166423
>>50166446cute cute cute...I love it, that's awesome!This anon gets it
>sleep propagandaI wonder who could be behind these posts...
>>50166459Lies...all lies..! You don't think that could be properly influenced through posting alone now, do you? How absurd!
you will not tempt me
>you will not tempt meyet the thread died, how curious. it really is snooze time.
I'm still here it's just everyone else is sleeping
I'm still here I'm just working
I'm doing the same but also didn't want to ruin the illusion, it was a pretty good gag
you're all liars
maybe you're actually asleep RIGHT NOW...
>>50166573Ganbatte
i've been tricked
>>50166594Thanks, I do actually feel much more motivated now
>>50166573The werewolf giggled gleefully as she balanced upon her office chair's armrests. "Tee-hee, isn't this funny?!" Her coworker Wakasagihime, a beautiful mermaid of blue scales smiled upon her and clapped. The mermaid said "Wow Kagerou, your balance is so impressive! I wish I could do that,". Kagerou, smiling, replied that she had been practicing a lot at home on a crashpad. A new voice chimed in. "Guys, this isn't safe for the work environment!" It was Sekibanki, Kagerou and Wakasagihime's manager. Kagerou, still looking down and she carefully balanced herself while wearing high heels, replied "I've trained for this!". Sekibanki took a deep breath. "This isn't going to end well for you. You need to stop before you get hurt,". Wakasagihime rolled her eyes. "C'mon, you never let us have fun around here! You think everything is too dangerous to let us do." Sekibanki glared at the mermaid and raised her voice. "I'm just trying to-"Kagerou got startled by the sudden noise. She turned her head backwards as her body clammed up. This moved the chair forward and to the side while pulling her feet too far together. The wolf let out a scream of terror. "AAAHH!"The chair moved out from under her feet. Kagerou fell backwards and to the side. She spun her head trying to see what was going on. Then, in a split second as she fell, the back of her neck made contact with the edge of a nearby table. A soft smacking sound was heard, and the wolf fell limp to the ground. Two gasps were heard from both sides of her. "K-Kagerou, are you ok?!". But these voices would hear no reply. The table's edge had dug in perfectly between her skull and spine with the force of over a hundred pounds of the full fall of the wold girl. In an instant, this had severed her brainstem. She was dead now, and no help of man could save her now.
>>50166620...pichuuunLuckily Kagerou had extra lives.The end.
>>50166606Yay genki!
>>50166620*flips page*hmm... yes, how novel literature...
Yama is turbo gay
>>50166670What about Yams?
>>50166683Fat and hairy
>>50166693Not wrong
>>50166683What about yamabiko? And where is deplore?
>>50166391>Merth's secret, darkest, hidden fetish is... sexy catgirlsWow he really is the most milquetoast, vanilla, safe, family-friendly mofo.
>>50166768Your mind automatically substitutes fat for sexy
>>50166771"Fat" by Normierth standards means "normal sexy anime catgirl with a little bit of belly", not actual WG fetish stuff.
Theory: jphu isn't real. After vhu's death I got into a horrible car accident and now I'm in a vegetative state at the hospital waiting to make peace with vhu so I can really die, and so my mind made a horrible and twisted version of vhu
>>50166797Reminds me I'm playing D&D tonight 1 on 1 and my player got downed so I'm playing a devious trick where I'll have their character die but have them rise as a ghost and have to figure it out on their own
>>50166797can you hear usplease, wake up...
>>50166797Imagine your coma being about Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum instead of Gensokyo.Lmao couldn't be me
All you had to do was go to Alice. I warned you, but you didn't listen
>>50166837They never do...
where is everyone?!
Kukulu?
.../v/hu thread...?
Might PLAP a cosplayer very soon
Might get PLAPED by an anon soon
Would you rather live on the moon, in hell or in Makai?
I have a feeling going to any of these places would kill me, but Makai it is
Good morning
finally got my loon clear
/v/hu, may I have your attention?Now that I have your attention, what are your thoughts on this?
>>50168230You can't just make it free this is bad for the spirit of commerce
>>50168234You can't be called a prostitute if you let people with them for free, can you?
>>50168230westabrappity
>>50168206ometetoustill have to get mine by abusing resources
We love big breasts in here.
Big breasts are the vanilla ice cream of fetishes
>lying about your breast sizeyour mind in paizuri rape
There is nothing wrong with vanilla ice cream you stupid faggot
I like mint chocolate
>>50168230unfunny 103 humor
>>50168274>>50168294Now kiss
>>50168275Thanks!For me even that wasn't easy this game has surprisingly little amount of aimed bullets making grazefarming annoying, most patters are "just cover entire screen with bullets lol" so most of the times my hypermode triggering was lucky rather than intentional.Still 1cc is 1cc, wonder how hard Marisa's run gonna be by comparison...Good luck on your run!
funny yatsutraitor sorrow
i want alcohol
I have tapeworms
>>50168521my food sucked
What's your favorite ZUN is a hack moment
>>50168282>fetishesNext time you're going to say that men have a fetish for pretty women. /jp/hu is declining fast and not beating the homosexual allegation.
>>50168544his existence
I'm waiting in my own room when the diap begins to smellReflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50168579>not beating the homosexual allegationThere were no attempts to beat it
i have strawberry milk though
wow this discord circlejerk if finally deadcool
it died painlessly in it's sleep
don't get too uppity because the roach has found a new host in /jp/ proper and is trying to kill it too
why are you posting about me go play a video game or something
Hello, I've come with multiple topics for you to discuss. Choose the one you prefer or even multiple.>would it be a good idea to have the Hakurei Shrine as the final stage of a 2hu game?>which 2hu would enjoy anal the most? Support your claim with arguments>honest thoughts on Sanae Kochiya?>how often do you shower?>are you gay?>favorite non-2hu franchise?
>>50168902YesI'm not gayShe's hotOftenNoJojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>50168902nah sorry juan
>>50168902YesI'm not into anal so I can't sayShe's cuteWhy do you wanna knowNoFire Emblem
all of merth's clones are here!
When was Merth cloned?
Just finished masturbating to: Komano AunnYour thoughts on this matter?
>>50168902Could be coolI will not answer this questionSanae is solid but I like Reimu moreNot oftenYesUmineko
>>50168968Why do you like her so much? Was it to a pic or a doujin?
>>50168982A pictureI think she's cute and her tits are sometimes huge
skribble or gartic? hostin in few hours so everyone can be here
>>50169133Kaguya... that's sexual harassment of an employee...
>>50168371I am actively drinking, would recommend
>>50169418i woke up too late to pick up a bottle, kanpai to you
i woke up in a new bugatti
Which 2hu song should i listen to while waiting for my teacher?
>>50169610Wind of Agartha
>>50169133lets try skribble today
>>50169626Neat little song. Reminded me of DDC's main theme and overall feel.
>>50169637A lot of the Hifuu nutters around here hold it as a high point from those albums so I figured it was worth a shot. Understandable comparison to make as well since the album was released only about a year before the full version of DDC was dropped...which was about 12 years ago now, jesus Fuck.
Memes become reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDdXqcMTfeU
>>50166768>>50166782Merth has drawn fat before... And hairy!
>>50169660Sorry I never got above a C in Spanish and have no reason to care for whatever this is
>>50169635https://skribbl.io/?vaCaU1wy
Kasen BETRAYS and TRAPS Reimu for 2 days in Avici
>>50169660yatsuamigos we eating good tonight
>>50169672Drawheroes we need you
you don't even have to be a mofuarking drawhero, if you can draw stick figures you can join skribble it is much simpler
from zero to hero
>>50169683I'm sorry, today just isn't a good day for me for that (I have plans)
>>50169700
okay let's just play one round, starting now
>>50169702I know...I have brought a terrible shame to my drawancestors...
enough! let's spread some positivity around here
>>50169690why would anyone want to do anything with you
>>501697716 7
>>50169805
positivity
no
>>50169805what the fuck does that mean?
>>50169879can anyone tell me about how long, on average, it takes a cup of noodles to cook after pouring in the water?
>>50169821I forgot about it!
Every /jp/ thread feels like a fever dream lately. One guy’s crying about the futa drought, another’s roleplaying as Meira’s ghost, and someone else is unironically posting mantis mating rituals like it’s part of Touhou canon. Half the posts are schizos accusing each other of being groomers or namefags, like it’s a religious mantra. Merth’s back too, obviously, posting like he’s the protagonist of the board while namefags spawn in the shadows like cursed mushrooms after rain.Every thread melts together into one big schizophrenic soup of bug porn, gender confusion, and Touhou theology. One guy insists Meira is real and living in his walls. Another one says “fart” and gets ten replies. Someone starts writing an essay about insect reproduction mid-conversation and everyone just lets it happen.I scroll and it’s just more decay. ASCII art. Mantis eggs. A jpeg of Reimu crying. Someone yelling about purity and then immediately posting “I will breed you.”
>>50169879Sup unc, how does it feel to be left behind?
>>50169974Sorry I don't use toddlertok or Xitter to keep up with your latest brain rot
>>50169955type without redditspacing freak
Which 2hu is the most controversial?
MEIRA IS FREAKING REAL SHE'S LIVING IN MY WALL
>>50169955Quite literally no one is saying this
>>50169993Sumipreggo
>>50170001Sumireko after I asked for her consent to impregnate her tonight.
>>50170001Sumierko after I farded on her face
I will breed you
>>50170001Sumireko after i told her that i want to fill her plapbait porncakes with my nutslop
>>50169989The oger is calling other freaks
>>50170032Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?Back in my day we just we wanted to have primal ball busting hardcore fucking for the sole purpose of pleasing the fuck out of our genitals.Kids these days...
Merth is Polish
>Thread gladly talking about impregnating touhous>Anon brings up a namefag up for NO reason whatsoever.
>>50170068I am going to breed both you and kagerou
MEIRA IS LIVING WALL SHE'S FUCKING IN MY REAL
>>50170068It's always like this. That's also why we're on a blue board. In a food chain diagram, the horny beats the drama and the funny. The horny merely need numbers and freedom, in which case it is an apex predator.
I need Kagerou to show me how much of an apex predator she is by pinning me down and raping the shit out of me.
>>50169771:DDDDD
>>50170114I don't get it
Would you buy groceries together with Tocchan?
A friend of a friend got kicked out of the meiracord for inactivity apparently, is there a reason why are you guys doing that? It's not like having too much people takes up space of somethingOr are you just afraid that someone might leak funny stuff?
>>50170114KANAKO SAMAAA!
>>50170187If you're not active in the Meiracord, why do you care about getting kicked out? Is the Meiracord even active? Does anyone funny or iconic post there?
>>50170203No
>>50170179Only if she buys me oreos
>>50170203Some people are shy anon, they just like to read
>>50170210Well make funny stuff happen then Merth
>>50170068I'd like to impregnate Tsundereanon ngl
I cant read
>>50170231Get in line
>>50170231Ween
Diaper
>>50170242Tsundereanon the fertility GODDESS will mother every /v/hu anons babies
What would you do if Merth was a girl?
does he know
Merth is a girl? Why didn't you just say so?
say it aint soooooooooooooo
>>50170320>>50170231why is tsundereanon the only one to get this kind of attention? Teimom's married but aren't a couple other girls thought to be in /jp/hu? This site is officially 30% female.
Personally, I'd like to have sex with the feet enjoyer femanon
i can go out to eat and pick up alcohol in a few hoursi should get a lighter so that i can operate the stove again cause i couldve used that tonight but i probably wont bother
>>50170187Qrd is tsundereanon overshared and talked about their body so people were removed in an attempt to protect "her"
>>50170434Tewimom is...........special
>>50170605It's true...I got excited being someplace new, talked about stupid shit and then that was the response taken by the guy running the place.I still feel bad about it.
>>50170628this is the internet version of putting on a collar on you and branding you as their property
>>50170651yeah probably
Can we go back to talking about impregnating touhous?
>>50170658I don't think it's possible with the one on the right there though?
>>50170658no even talking about an e-whore sounds more interesting than your "le sex equals funny" garbage
>>50170434Parseecosplayer had a stalker for a while who I think left in shame when Parseecosplayer joked about him to Merth
The /jp/hu ween problem is unbearable
>>50170658No. We'll talk about the opposite.What 2hu would you let impregnate YOU?
>>50170693>weenyou first saw that word being used like a month ago and you really really fucking like it for some reason>>50170727shut up redditspacing faggot
>>50170733>shut up redditspacing faggotWeenpost
I'd let Yamame or Momoyo impregnate me so I could give birth to a spawn of horrible monsters.
>>50170757Reisen........
>>50170755worthless imageless textpost imagine coming to an imageboard and then not even posting images you losers all really just need the rope
>>50170783Ween
>>50170785is that the word that comes to your mind when you see your stupid little dick cause its so teeny weeny and bitty huh
>>50170727
worthless diaperless textpostimagine coming to an diaperboard and then not even posting diapers you losers all really just need the toilet
>>50170832FACTS.
>>50170810This is the official theme describing every male /jp/hu poster, especially the newest regular Kissuturk schizo: https://youtu.be/t9jj80DfXK8?t=77
you know what sucked? your cock, in my mouth.
>>50170733>>50170783Kek roachanon telling it like it is
>>50170628While that was the reason you shouldn't feel personal about this, there were way to many inactive or bot accounts in the cord, this would have happened sooner or later you or somebody else oversharing something and it being dumped in the threads, eventually same purge would have happened. Since the cord is no longer public gotta keep it relatively clean for everyone else.>>50170187Maybe the "friend" of yours should just DM one of the people still in a cord and ask to be let back in, if he was there for a year surely they remembered some of the names.I still can't believe you guys want in so much, back when the cord started everybody was ridiculing the idea, now that it's no longer public you treat it as some sort of promised land.You can always start a cord of your own, see how fun it will be.
Or maybe don't kick people out willy-nilly you fuckass
>>50170966Why not? Literally nothing changed for people in the cord, nobody that actually talked was kicked out. The only people affected were people that did not contribute how is that a problem for anybody else?
i'm starting my own meiracord, with blackjack and hookers, MALE hookers, there'll be a big "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" sign at the entrance!
>>50170628You talk about your body when you're excited...?
>>50170998ARRESTED AND CONDEMNED ON TWELVE COUNTS OF VIOLATED ANTI-PIMPING LAWS.
>>50171085RAN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>50171024It was more a matter of my own comfortability and the context of the conversation really, which I don't think I should get into here much either than saying it was mostly from mild banter and me being overly casual. "Excited" was my in-the-moment attempt at describing how nice it felt to be able to get to know some anons better for the first time, it was genuinely fun.But I get it, I'd still be a weirdie anyways. Not in a self-deprecate-y way mind you, it's just factual I'm sort of a strange person.>>50170955>this would have happened sooner or later you or somebody else oversharing something and it being dumped in the threads, eventually same purge would have happenedYou're right, better to rip the band aid off now in the long run I reckon.>>50171085owari da...
having sex
>>50171184how is it so far?
i came
>>50171085But she's already in Gensokyo...
Please clap.
remember the posts about touhous getting kicked in the groin?
>>50171253what about em?
>>50171259uhhh what 2hu would you kick in the pussy
2hus alway remember their first time
making an AI chatbot that's an amalgamation of all the femanons in /jp/hu and /v/hu, past and present, that will only ever love ME and worship ME, and spew funny, original veehu jokes at me to entertain me. this way, i can be with all the women i adore at once.
we are not beating the discord tranny allegations
we need to start talking about Touhou
>>50170955>I still can't believe you guys want in so muchWhy is it surprising? you people started to hype it up as this place were drawfags/namefags do all sort of things that they don't do in the threads so people want to get in out of curiosity
what's touhou?
touhou is...
Troonhou lost
what thread personality/name/drawfag whatever do you think is most likely to have obtained some form of immortality without us knowing, perhaps without even them knowing?
I reject my humanity
I thought the cord was fake until I got invited
I really need a girlfriend...
I really need jesus...
Riddle #1She's very horny and commands a lot of people.Which 2hu brought you to a hot place and asked you to beat the big baddie?Riddle #2She was always by your side and you never noticed.Which 2hu is the most loyal of them all?Riddle #3She's the bomb fr.
>>50171702Yachie???Mimi-chan
>>50169418I hate this picture of Alice. It's annoying.
>>50171702>Riddle #2It's Komano Aunn! She was always protecting Reimu's shrine but she never realized until Okina Matara gave her life.
>>50171702>1Orin>2Aunn>3Mimi-chan?
>>50171704You got Yachie right! She brought you all the way to hell to beat Keiki. She has big horns and is the leader of the Kiketsu family.https://files.catbox.moe/bz8nyq.jpg>>50171724CORRECT! The whole four seasons incident revealed a lot of usually hidden 2hus to the naked eye.As for the 3rd riddle, i didn't have Mimi-chan in mind but i honestly can't make any arguments against that answer.https://files.catbox.moe/4pxymr.jpg
mimi! mimi! mimi!
>>50171746who was the bomb?
Forgot the Aunn pichttps://files.catbox.moe/giaylx.jpg
>>50171748She's unironically unhinged bruh, a total femcel nocap
>>50171758Nina?
i dislike the existence of the word femcel
>>50171820Getting cold :iceemoji:What do zoomers have in common? Which 2hu uses said common thing? #sotrue #dabbingonthehaters
>>50171832i'm not going to answer but the fact that you fags haven't gotten this yet is astounding to me he's even speaking in zoomer lingo the whole entire time
>>50171832is it unzan? he can be hip sometimes
>>50171832yeah
>>50171834Nope>>50171838He's an old timer>>50171839Correct!! She literally threatened to suicide bomb in 14.5 and her zoomer speak is infamous amongst fans.https://files.catbox.moe/ihki5h.jpg
>>50171846more questions
>>50171746Yachie cute sugoi kawaii kakkoiiiii
You find yourself in hell. Which gang will you join?
>>50171855It belongs to you yet everyone else uses it more frequently than you ever will. What am i talking about?
but I go to church every sunday why would I end up in hell
>>50171860
you would be wise to join my gang
>>50171862My heartstrings >:(
>>50171862spell card?
>>50171870mfw mima sama tells me to got to the bathroom when I'm so close to getting that 1cc
>>50171869The way your heart reacts is still your own fault in a sense.>>50171870Spell cards are public domain.
>>50171881i have no clue...
>>50171887I can give you one! It's not an object.
Heweeey happy reitaisai tomorrow jphu! Youguys may be troublemakers but I care about you all! Merrry christmas!
>>50171892It's not even Halloween yet you painted nails faggot
>>50171892sissy
>>50171900
poopies
>>50171877
>>50171862my wife T-T
>>50171915You don't have a wife.
>>50171889there's no answer for this question...
>>50171921I figured it out! Serious answer now: One's kindness
>>50171862A name!
>>50171896You wanna call these guys faggots to their face?https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/04/27/history-of-nail-care-ancient-babylonian-warriors-painted-their-nails-before-combat-to-instill-fear-among-the-enemies/
>>50171925you searched that up
>>50171928Yes because I have a gun and they don't
>>50171929Nope, I’m laying in my bed laughing at shit like >>50171921
>>50171923Your kindess doesn't really belong to you, YOU JUST GIVE IT.>>50171925Correct correct CORRECT! You'll never pronounce your own name as much as anyone else.As a reward, you may call me however you please and I'll answer to that name!
>>50171932Didn't mean to go all caps on that first post, my bad
>>50171932I coined the nickname "Narekoriddler" the other night and I thought it was cute so that's what I'm going to stick with! Also,>Didn't mean to go all caps on that first post, my badNTA but you should've went with it, the unintentional intensity made it unexpectedly funnier.
>>50171943your personal nameslut
>>50171945smiles, raughs even
>>50171932>You'll never pronounce your own name as much as anyone elsei'm so used to being called "Anon" or my pixiv handle that kinda almost forgot i had a real name... i even refer to myself as "Anon" in my internal monologues
>>50171943>I coined the nickname "Narekoriddler" the other night and I thought it was cute so that's what I'm going to stick with!Narekoriddler it is! I've seen that name used for a while and i do like it. Thank you for not coming up with anything embarassing.>>50171950I like to refer to you as /jp/hus, feels slightly more personalized
Your gay is leaking, juan
>>50171954>Thank you for not coming up with anything embarrassingMore like Narekobigstupididiotdummydumb wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
putting juan in a cute frilly dress and putting his cock in a cage and calling him a little gay plapbait sissy and grabbing his ass and making him moan like a cute little girl
he's into that
>>50171979I hate cages
>>50171979I love cages!
anyone want the last slice of my cake? It's plain vanilla with both vanilla and chocolate frosting.
>>50171979I am indifferent towards cages.
>>50171997yeah sure okay, thank you
>>50171997Is it your birthday?
>>50172001*Hands you the slice. You taste it. The sponge or cake part of the cake itself is rather dry but the frosting is very rich buttercream.*>>50172004no it was for a halloween party. it's vanilla and chocolate 'cause there was a spiderweb design.
>>50171921>You don't have a wife.Well, you have the answer to this riddle...
Koifeetsies
Koincest
would you hold the hand of another /jp/hu?
>>50172072yeah
>>50172073even if she was a girl (male)?
>>50172100There's nothing wrong with holding a guy's hand
mmmmm where dem vhus at
Give me your thoughts on SA, UFO and LoLK specifically
>>50172125>SAGood>UFOMeh but I've played worse>LoLKPD mode is dumb but otherwise good.
>>50172125>SA, LoLKMasterpiece, ZUN's magnum opus>UFOWastedI hate Shou
Koisneeders in the house tonight
everybody just have Okuu time
and Rin will make you lose your mind
we just want Parsee you...shake that
yuyuyuyuyu yuugi yuyuyuyuyu yuugi
would you kiss a /jp/hu lady (male) 's pretty hand? Like a knight to a princess in an old legend?
>>50172146>I hate Shoubut she's GRRRRRRRREAT!
>>50172236The Knight is from Deltarune and she's the Meira of that game
you like men
do you think Alice likes men?
>>50172374Alice only likes faceless green guys who spend all day on 4chan and have no job
>>50172378Dammit I need to quit my job then...
hey guys what's up
I am going to cure Alice's depression by ejaculating inside her
>>50172390an incident. we need to have sex
>>50172484That sounds like fun, can I join too?
>>50172579of course
DO NOT CAUSE THE PREGNANCY INCIDENT AGAIN
>>50172618Nose
>>50172626
Stop leaking touhou 21
Yippie!
"gorilla noises"
>>50172637This proves that big noses are actually a charm point.
>>50172667>This proves that (THING NOBODY SAYS)
Big noses are actually a charm point.
post 103 dancing
I don't care about humor where someone says "haha /jp/hus say daiyoukino all the time" and then an anon goes "daiyoukino"
>>50172699This post is daiyoukoal
Holy daiyobroken
hmmmmmm did I come at a bad time?
Tsundereanon tell the anons to get a better sense of humor now
>>50172713>Every anon switches to how much they want to have sex with her
the gorilla seems dead tho
>>50172637holy shit it's better
>>50172125>SAGreat>UFOGood>LoLKMeh
if you got in the meiracord, what would be the very first thing that you'd do
>>50172757Bomb it
>>50172765you can't bomb an online chat
*gorilla noises intensifies*
>>50172757Leave
>>50172765We only do lnb runs here
>>50172757GLORY TO THE CCPKOISNEEDSAGUME BALLSNOT VIDEOGAMESMAN I WANT TO FUCK A FAIRYSUMISEXOTRANSLATE IT WEEBSNARUMIMY WIFE TAKANESARIEL FEET
/v/hu will never come back
good
fvvvvark...
My package arrived, what should i do with it?
>>50172818fry it
>>50172803Mspaintanon bros...
>>50172757export all the message history
>>50172757Leak everything
>>50172802Not with that attitude
>>50172618>>50172637This art looks like shit
sonanoka
why do you keep thinking about /v/hu. is /jp/hu not good enough for you?
>>50172825Has he ever given a reason to why he hates /jp/hu
>>50172866NahCould be that he gets a better kick out of /v/ in general which I don't understand since its the same flavor of shit regardless
Mspaintslopper was never good, unfunny faggot obsessed with off topic garbage >b-b-b-bu muh sovvl drawingsThere are many other 2hu artists that use the same built in 4chan art program here and do a much MUCH better job >b-b-b-but big boobzAgain, there are others that do it better and without the abhorrent ballon breasts, some of them know basic anatomy even. And they don't shove in obligatory jojo or trannytale references
You know its bad when we have to resort to stale bait like this
Eirin=/jp/huNuggets=nothingburgers
I want fresh bait
>>50172903Eirin would NEVER eat such unhealthy food
>>50172879The shitpost that he is secretly the biggest /jp/hu hater is pretty funny, but it honestly might be that he doesn't like that threads last too long here. Pretty sure Merth said something similar to why he doesn't ask for direct requests as frequently here.
>>50172910Yeah could be that tooPretty sure he used to drop by here sometimes when /v/ threads got deleted in the middle of a request to post delivers
>>50172905I still think tewimom's art looks the best and is the only one that puts effort into them. None of the other drawfags go beyond mere sketches. They could all be better as proven by Merth's Fire Emblem drawing
>>50172905/diap/ was never good
Gentlemen, through a chance encounter in another thread, on another board, I've discovered something big. Should I tell you about the Hinarevelations?
>>50172931I wish she drew less pin-ups and tried more interesting posesThe way she does hair highlights makes the girls look slimy and wet which I don't know how to feel about sometimes>>50172952Did you infiltrate HinaFacebook?
>>50172618>>50172637I really like his art.
>>50172974>Did you infiltrate HinaFacebook?No, but I've found something that connects Hinacosplayer with another (non-/v/hu though) identity.
>guys GUYS I found evidence that links hamburgerhelpler to bigtoeanon IT IS SO OVER FOR BOTH OF THEM
Why does /jp/hu hate jojo so much?
>>50172992i read that as bigotanon
>>50172994I'm neutral at best
Anyways, Hinacosplayer is actually /jp/'s manager in the 4CC, who goes by the name "alfeizar" there.>>>/vg/543069636>>>/vg/543073109https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/username/alfeizar/He also a likes cookie, and has an Eiki cosplay.Also unrelated, but I once proposed adding a representative of us to /jp/'s roster as joke.
Who would be the best representative?
the fuark is 4cc
>>50173044i vote for marisad/sissy/diapy, least namefaggy meme from us
>>50173037I NEED to impregnate this Egyptian woman
>>50173070This also brings out another question: can hina/narekocosplayer be either narekoriddler or narekohornyposter?
>>50173076Narekoriddler is two people one of them Juan
>>50173076I don't cosplay
you don't have to, i prefer my women to be two dimensional
Marisaddest
Dude turn the TV on Chimata Coin stocks are plummeting
Zanmu ignoredYatsuriya Dark'ness Dementia Benben Way obsoleteNina is the new 1cc mascot@ruukoto relay the information
>>50172905More namefags should've gotten left behind in the transition to /jp/hu
Do you think Narekoriddler is a hairy burly man irl
>>50172618My draw hero :)
>>50173474your hero draws furry women getting fucked by niggers
>>50173535Proof?
>>50173535i'd like to see image proof of this. he draws furries?
>>50173152Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/yta3qw.png
Never post again
1ccs?
I... I think I'm a girl trapped in a man's body!
>>50173598BasedB a s e d
>>50173613I'm sitting on it
>>50173613i got a loon yesterdaySadly so far my attempt at MarisaY2 weren't successful
>>50173598That's not 103
>>50173613
>>50173655God chart
>>50173655why do people bother with these lol
>>50173662Porn addict image
>>50173613I'll work on ULiL eventually
>>50173703the only thing noteworthy to have done in touhou are low miss LNBs and LNNs and deranged scoring so i have no idea who cares for any of these charts in the year of the snake 2025
>>50173655>Got so scared of Marisa she was never never played as again
>>50173655Never made one of these before, best thing I've done is no bomb Koishi
>>50173655Are you playing the games in order?
>>50173655Why did you skip you-know-what?
>>50173758Big fan of the Reimu loonie in Unfinished Game of All Living Hacks for the heck of it
>>50173655>>50173734>>50173758Been a while since I've seen so many charts in a /jp/hu thread, thanks for sharing, good job on your 1cc's
>>50173775i was excited for that game cause touhou pvp is cool when its not one of those retarded faggot fighting games and i was hoping oh wow this one isnt going to need modding to get it to work properly like pofv but no ZUN is really lazy and started working less on his games after getting paid to make them for some reason so uh that shit sucked he couldnt even make it so that it would connect to the closest person so u had to put [EU] or whatever in ur game so that if u matched with a chinese person u could just disconnect instantly because the game woudlnt fucking work in any case everyone stopped trying after a day
>>50173783don't pet me
>>50173785even if it connected with someone in your region, it didn't work at all. Desyncs guaranteed. Ah, I still remember...
>>50173749She is pretty crummy in most games, so I don't blame him.
>>50173791
>>50173791Sorry I can't hear you over the aggressive petting I'm doing rn
>>50173783Arigatou!
>>50173793https://voca.ro/1hjGXD8C6wyo
>>50173793That's how the monkey paw curls sadlyI feel genuinely bad for people that wanted another vs game for years only to be greeted with the worse mainline in the series
EnokoBitenChiyariChoose one
>>50173825Chiyari
>>50173825Toothpaste hair the third is cuteI forgot Biten existedChiyari
>>50173825Eno? Ko!
Eh?No.KO!
>>50173851har har more likeRape Escape
i ithiink the only reasonthere's any posters at this hour sii cauuse these are retarded amercan chldren chat know they dont have to ggo to school tomorrow so theyre stayinfg up late this is a prime opportunity for those fags that keep talking about their discord server u have a lot of retarded childreen to groom here RIGHT NOW u should take ur chance
>>50173810Yeah, I didn't care much for the games past UFO. I liked UM but that was it. I wish you didn't need to mod the games and all that for multiplayer.>>50173817Slowly realizing that the game was unplayable was extremely sad at the time. I remember I was coping that it would get a fix. I guess we all kind of just forgot about it some days later.
>>50173851Small
>>50173862https://voca.ro/178dRwDiVkG3
>>50173862I was hoping to play with other anons too at the time but welp what can you do
Loaded Diaper
hi how are ouf riends do u an un tlak about aynithi wm th me hello hello hii
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
>>50173953uhh what do you usuallly eat for lunch?
ah
han
ha
Let's eat together.
ey
Shining Diamonds
>>50173961https://voca.ro/1nisnjszjqiR
>>50173810>>50173879>>50174005
>>50174016what does that meamn
>>50174019mariniggysissy is taking a liking to you
would you rather have turkish mystiaposter or 103gger?
I've had it with you
103noser every day
>>50174061*beats you up*
would you rather have a marisissy son or a tsundereanon daughter
>>50174068what about a tsundersissy genetic abomination?
what er u guys ven e saying youre all so worthless lol wtf are even are on of u saying
>>50174056103 has funnier meltiesthe roach got boring after 2 days
>>50174124you disgusting fucking freak oy you nly view peopel as like "OH WOW HOW LONG CAN THEY ENTREATIN ME FOR" youre such a fucking sociopatch freak yhaths the only way u can look at people like how long can they m keep u entreitaned for like holy shki ayou geuninely think youre worth anything who the uck are afco uabout yni
>>50174056103 at least has a personality and knows how to do more than just drunkpost and whine
>>50174124basiicallywhatim trying to say isyou are a friendless loser and nobody cares to enret entertain you and you mean nothingg to anyone
>>50174130who cares you entertain you retardif you were worth anything u wouldnt be looking at shitty dead imageboardsfucking bullied faggot thinks anyone owes him any entertainmentget the fuck outta here
Thanks for the free (You)s as usual, sperg!
>>50174153lolyoure such a bullied faggot you think at about the (You)s you gotwhen youre trying to sleep you probably thikn"like yeah i had a really shit life but at lesat today some fucking faggot gave me a couple (You)s"imagine being like that and not killing or fixing yourself holy shit youre pathetic man
Can I get a (You)?
>>50174131seems like you still arent aware of your situationwhen you choose to become a regular here you agreed to become the newest court jester for these threads and therefore just another retard to provide entertaintment in the designated shitposting general of gaypissaka nobody here cares about you and no one will engage with you genuinely :)
Okay >>50174164
>>50173758It's kinda funny seeing podd having a finished row with the rest of the pc98 games not having one since most of the time I see the inverse happen
>>50174168https://voca.ro/19XBq4QaXaiT
>>50174168>>50174168https://voca.ro/1m6AYIsrVhtW
I want a personal clown too
>>50174193i want a Clownpiece
>NYOOOOOOO YOU'RE ALL THE REAL LOSERS AND NOBODY LOVES YOU!!! LISTEN TO MY FAG VOICE SO YOU CAN HEAR HOW RIGHT I AM PEASANT!!! KILL YOURSELF GRGGGHAARHGARGHGHG I AM LITERALLY SO CORRECT ALL THE TIMEsaved everyone some trouble
hey roach, do you think a chastity cage would suit you?
>>50174198>>NYOOOOOOOHonorable Marisissy
>>50174203s ure I could wear one
>>50174198un ka im alwys right i dont think any fucking retarded loser on this board has been able to genuienly refuate me on anything ive ever said besides whining like a loser about like "NOOO UR MUHHHHH IU DONT LIKE U WAAAAH" so ya im objectively superior to all of youdo something about it fuckiognfa f faggot
Gay Turkish Zoomer Anon...
>>50174218can you wear a diaper too?
>>50174221In your opinion, was the Armenian Genocide real?
roachie-tan belongs in Zoomiereko's vagina~
>>50174218>>50174218>>50174229https://voca.ro/1ikdS4lixTXd
>>50174230What game is she playing?
>>50174241Meet and fuck kingdom
>>50174230Gaming?
>>50174226i am wearing o ne rn
ya i mean all of u are gona be like fucked up trannies in like 5years everyone ive seen who a has faggot ass "LOOOL SEX LE FUUNNNY" sense of humor turned into a tranny so ur gnna be the same hope u kill urselves lol
>>50174258Pics or didn't happen
hlo ao haya ya uhwhy ma i posting her eno body here likes me iu hh probal cause i dont have anyone to talk to huu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>50174258cute roachie-tan sharting and pissing xerself~
what else is new
aw fricken sweet, his daily crash-out is about to happen!
>>50174266Talk to the voices in your head, would be a better experience than here
mg mg
2hu braps down my throat yum yum
stop bullying him, grow up
>>50174271wh a are you onf u her thats not me its some stupdi fag peertndig to bem e caus he s thinsk es real funny whatever enoen if u should e her ei mean you sohuld ahaterve>>50174281im not schizpohprenif ihave ocd and some other things but thats not a thing ev u just like to repeat tha cause ur a retara and u thanks to u every single FUCKING thing lloses its meaning because retarded fucking losers u like repeat aeverythin endlessly wve ne iwtohut any meaninng ot correlation whaereverhonestlyi dont know uhh ya its my fault for like fucking oorc forcing myself here but like i dont have anyone anyone taon talk to and ur in my bora board os uh ya uh oh well whateverrr i hate all fo uy ri raeilly wanna die i wanna dei do i wannad ie die so fuckign gbad
my FVARKING SELFINSERTERINO OUT OF NOWHERE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>50174298but he makes it so fucking EASY
we must be better 'hus
If she wants to keep sharting her diaper here who are we to oppose her~
Fusu status?
>>50174306take care of your wife
Futa status?
The Futa Floods have been Plentiful and Bounteous this season~!
>>50174272even patchypedo is disgusted...
ya mean i mean i thought u were like fun pepole but nah ur just really deranged sociopathcs so its realy disgusting i wanna puke cause i even ever talked to u bye
>>50174349nyooooooooooo
>>50174349whoever will climb inside Sumipreggos vagina now
>>50174385https://voca.ro/1hl0rkYkrw7E
>>50174399weren’t you leaving?
can someone post the pc98 alice "you need help" image
>>50174425You owe me 1 Hina now
>>50174404https://voca.ro/187XdVwtzynC
>>50174404sissy roachie-tan can't go before he puts a diaper and cock cage on like he promised
>>50174431bless you
>52 threads hiddengrimmy grim grim
>>50174445It’s only about 30 to 35 for me at any given time, over 50 seems a little excessive
>>50174445>>50174458dont get it you fags conastantly brag about not caringa bout the rest of /jp/ and then u complaing about having to hide /jp/ threads like u look at the rest of the boards like which is it idiot
>>50174463Meds.
>>50174056let's trade with 8, they take the roach and we take the 103
>>50174467https://voca.ro/18qyzmAPJALG
>>50174435of fvark he's really turning into the helpless and frustrated marisa
>>50174486call chinese girls fags we have another one
stop stop fighting stop bullying anons stop it!
>>50174485I still don’t understand what’s making you think I’m clicking a single one of these
>>50174493https://voca.ro/1mb66lmdCmnz
oh, i completely forgot to ask - since you're from a muslim country, you should've gotten the tip snip, haven't you?
>>50174458For me its idol garbage plus dumb bait threads and generals of things I dont care about so yeah it acumulated to 52 while cleaning my catalogI remenber there used to be way more character threads before the hack
>>50174497>>>NA ACTUALLY LOLI fuckini make fun of people for that a loti got lucky cause i actually didnt get my dick mutilatedbecause my parents neglected me so much that they didnt even bother to do that with meso uhwhen i talk to mutts i usually make fun of em cause a lot of mutts have had their dicks mutilated you know so i just say ahahaha youre owned by jews u had ur dick mutilatedBUT I NEVER DIDso thats likeone of thse things i can brag about
>>50174505post dick
>>50174514youetr a pedophile
>>50174516nigga you're 21 soon
>>50174516its mostly pedos that like the nameless non-character you are posting btw
>>50174522YA but ur talking about soemthing i did when i was like 16 so that makes u a pedophile>>50174525no i dont wanna fuck fairies i wanna be a fairy when i kill myslef
Any tips for making my cum thick?
>>50174516Takes one to know one, right?Now put it in the cage and post it already, slut.
>>50174445I have 72 threads on my catalogBig list of filters I got from a pastebin + 24 more manual filters.The worst are the girl bands that are just 1 english word because filtering that even by op only could randomly catch a stray thread that's fine
>>50174530i need to die really bad anon
Let's talk about tsundereanon's vagina instead
>>50174541I know, nonny, I know…Mystia is waiting for you!
I've GOT to kill myself
>>50174549wha are u callin me a nonny i thinkthats some /lgbt/ speaki thnk i nkw i know that from makin threads theresouhhhhhhhhhhhwas i makinga point
I need to fuck that nigger
>>50174529No clue, Juan. I don't do that stuff. Maybe if you save it for a long time?
SHUT HE UFCKJUP OYU HALu HAET OFR MON RE AOSNi holy hshoufking heal im ean hou yall hatme eo for n eoasno boviously i havent don eaynthin gwrong the only erason you wouldhate meis for no reasonbecause i havent done aytihn wrong wto nayone eEVER REVER VERVERVERV
>>50174568I'll save up for a while then.>i don't do that stuffYou don't cum?
Careful there Roach-tan, you might get a brain hemorrhage at this rate
>>50174572I implore you to reconsider
>>50174574I have an ED
I eat cum
>>50174582Sorry for your loss
(I CUM !)
I live for cum
>>50174590Thanks Super Mario Bros 3
>>50174592I’m sorry, w h i c h 2hu lives for cum?
>>50174600I wish Shinki was my mom
>>50174578bra n oi ren over cut i only ever brusied mysefl with a hammer i never cut ause ti dont li i dont lik estinging pain >>50174579creconsider hwhat whreconsdier whatp osting in an imageboard what heff uc kd im ean i mea am i suiposed to carea ohago og godo i mean holy fucking shit why why why why would i everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr reconsider anythinf for oyu what the fuck does any of this mean anyhing o im i mean none of you talk about any if tsj ust shity shitym meeis m ean itd be cool i ts porboably cedonsdeir if i had nayolenoe tl tao tka bluti about naynthnig but iuhhh iths porfuckign i heata e ti really fucking hbad i pthin kthn i fi llst comae her like hen and ttu uh ya icouldteven post then i mean idk why u tfaggots thik ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>50174602Chiyari after she finds out she can sustain herself with more than just blood
someone needs to get him away from the test sample already...
I'm such a cumcel, I'm basically cum vibing and I'm on my cum arc
>>50174613I wish God would have the balls to strike you down where you stand already, Sumireko
how long until Sumireko becomes infertile
>>50174621unc really do be mad fr fr i mean chill unc go play steal a brainrot 6 7 or you'll unalive yourself no cap dont be a PDF file tho!!!!!
>>50174638FERTILETEENAGER
>>50174621sheeesh, calm down bruh, don't you wanna go PLAP PLAP PLAP with my porncheeks and pyuuuuuu pyuu pyuu your ball batter? Bro is cooked :skullemoji:
#doggo
#heckinchunkerino
he's my best friend best of all best friends do you have a best friend too?it tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy you should get a best friend too
>>50174672Sanae, Gundam-brand curry isn’t a good substitute for real friends…
i really hatee that u people are happy
Maybe some pretty girls are in your worldExcuse me, I could also be your girlLately everyone is making funNa na na na na na na na na na na
>>50174684Don't become Meiravirgy the 2nd
dont disrespected mierdaGOD
>>50174711i dont give af fuic kwha doe ismt atter anthing ipot shwn im drunk here im ean the onl y time i get drinkin is at ni when nobody posts her anyways ause mutt hours here are really dead even on wekeend weekends so it doest lamy atter im ean its just me i here i mean everyoeeveryone helse hre emight as welbe be bo bots i dont know if youre even ereal idk have no fucking idea what im doing here
>>50174684I'm living like an insect right now and I think this is as worst as it gets but I don't care and I find it funny, try to find happiness amidst the misery, even if it's a small one
>>50174733whyyou can probably do better you know i mean i m just joking u know u should not be retarded and stop living like an insect you can probably do it cause probably an okay guy
*farts*
>>50174732would a hug make you feel better anon?
>>50174769i d feel bad for the perosn that would have to hug me so no
>>50174769
at least meira is still here with me in my wall
please let me out...it's so cold and dark in here...please...
MEIRA IN THE WALLHERE WE ARE AGAIN
sigma
wha gus can oyu talk abou smtehign gleaseoaaaim solohel lyy
>>50174873YOU USED UP THE LAST IMAGE LOOK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50174887dang i meani paid attention to that erlaier todaybut what egeri made a thread for ulook even whenve fwnhe ni mfucked up ic an make a thread for u very conherently so u sohuld tank mego to titgo to itim trying to say tat i made anew thread for u
>>50174902I appreciate it anon, take care of yourself
>>50174894the fun never ends
...where is everyone?
>>50176618sleeping
uh oh someone got banned
lol
fvaark
kwabat least theres a vee thread
is it over?
>>50179417i didnt get banned they deleted u r s t tur thread for some reason idk go make a new one
>>50179493there's your answer, enjoy the /v/ thread while you have it
>>50179498I shan't post in /v/ again
>>50179507Good. :)
>>50179508Good ;)
I will happily post in /v/ but it feels so pointless, the threads will just get deleted right as I start having fun like they always do...
>>50179518That's why I'm staying here. The fun never ends and i certainly don't miss a lot of the /v/ ritualposters
you guys ca could just make antoher thead itll probably stay up lol
>>50179595>>50179595>>50179595
having sex rn
>>50179520lollmao
>>50181040how are you posting about it every time it happens?
