lol wut
hello new thread
>>50156083I want to fuck the hat
the futa drought is unbearable
>>50156198I wear this shirt
avin sex rn
>>50156083
does tsundereanon wear a bra at home?
>>50156242The yuri drought is unbearable.
stop liking futas
>>50156891I'm a girl and I never wear a bra at home unless I'm exercising or doing something strenuous like gardening or sweeping. Got to let those puppies breathe
>>50157065But you posted a BOY
>>50157076She's not a boy
>>50156893The drought is over.
>>50157065tewimom? also reading "let those puppies breathe" made me horny
DOWN, DOG, DOWN!
>>50157078What a cute girl!
>>50157078stop lying
>>50157078What a cute girl(male)!
>>50157065Doesn't that end up hurting though? Aren't they needed for back support? And also to keep them from sagging?
She's talking about boobs, Meiravirgy
Mspaintanon?
Meiravergil
Youmudante
Which 2hu gets so upset about someone else's existence that they make shit up about them?
>>50157234Alice!
>>50157234Reddit Alice
HOLY CRAP LOTOIS
New sr pelo touhou quirky animator just droppedhttps://youtube/JfQE3ROSuMI?si=lG-G7sVBAI0CuvqV
>>50157266whoops broken link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfQE3ROSuMI
>>50157317This feels very merthy. Too merthy. Did he finally inspire someone?
>Family Guy intro ends>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV>DING DONG>Lotois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.>Peter opens the door>Merth: Hey guys, need a Mario for your Mario Kart game?>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lotois! Check who it is!>Lotois: Is that... Oh my god, Merth /v/hu!>Brian: Holy shit, Merth /v/hu? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!>scene where Merth draws NTR of the Islamic Terrorist's waifu's, causing them to shoot themselves in dishonor>Merth: Yup, but I just had to come back. I don't know if I can quite PEG why I didn't like it over there.>everyone but Meg laughs>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Merth!>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns...>Cuts to video game footage of Family Guy the Video Game with Meg getting attacked (player gets hit several times during the footage) and then back to the animation where Meg is on the ground destroyed>Peter: NYEHEHEHEHEHE!>Stewie: Personally I prefer MSpaintanon, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
>>50157368HOLY CRAP LOTOIS!!!! THIS IS ALMOST AS AWESOME AS THE TIME I MET 103!
>>50157356HE DID NOT INSPIRE JACKSHIT THEY BOTH APED SR PELO YOU FUCKING STUPID YATSULIBERAL
>*103 enter* *grunts>OH OH AAAH AAAGH AAAA OOHG AAAA AHHH>peter: GET HIM OFF LOIS OH GOD IT HURTS HE TEARING MY FACE
>>50157372sr smello is a hack, and nothing like my HERO merth, who is entirely original. this is clearly merth's disciple, inspired by his popular, famous, groundbreaking videos such as "touhou 8 is a pretty funny game".
>Brian: hey Peter remember that time when I used to date tewihag
Sr Pelo is just bootleg Merth
we have sr pelo at homesr pelo at home:
Shotanon is Herbert
HEY MERTH
HEY SHOTANON
>>50157378https://youtu.be/6-D4k-9Ml48?si=Ss0rGFTP_xRXCX4I
I'M GONNA TAKE A SHIT
RAZORBLADE MASTURBATOR
Shotanon is having his beauty sleep.
CAPTAIN MURASA'S ASS ANCHOR!
>>50157460
Today I will remind them
Yes 103 you should totally reply to our DM
>>50157184No. If anything it's uncomfortable if left on for too long
blocked
I believe @Merth is going to enjoy this
>>50157744that's not his discord tag
>>50157743googoogaga
not touhou>but the funny cloud from-not touhou
>>50157889unzan is so CUTE i love my husband
I covered your husband in cum
I believe /v/hu is going to enjoy this drawing focused on the shota
>>50157912star wars isn't touhoubreaking bad isn't touhoudeltarune isn't touhoujojo isn't touhoufamily guy isn't touhounot wearing a bra isn't touhou
>>50157958holy meirabroken
>>50157964meira is touhou
>>50157958>not wearing a bra isn't touhouWho even does this here
...............?
let's dance jphu!
>>50157998
merth's response to this >>50157958 ?
>>50158020I'll draw myself fucking his wife in front of him just give me a few minutes
>>50158020eueuhghggu uhhh i don't care i have no opinions my name is merth and i exist uhh I'm working on a game and in my fusus ughgghh
sorry, that was mean
>>50157995I NEED Nareko
>>50158026>>50158030Hey don't bully my friend Merth or else you'll have to answer to me
Tewimom's response to this >>50157390 ?
all that merth worship here and he still prefers to draw in /v/.........
What if /jp/hu namefags were CHARGED for their CRIMES?!
>>50158077does he? he posted his latest comic here
>>50158088he's taking requests in vhu rn, he dumps his already made comic here to farm subs
>>50158090he goes wherever they call for himremember /b/huhe will be back shortly
>>50158094nobody called him there albeit
>>50158090I'm too scared to go to /v/hu nowadays...
>>50158099same
>>50158099It'll be fine as long as it doesnt have Reimu in the OP
>>50158098meiracord benefitalso paintwife is there and he's kind jealous of him, look at this response >>>/v/723309730
conspiracies?
When will Lotois stop gossiping about drawfags...
>>50158170I think you'll make it worse if you keep saying his name
>>50158181Another week down the drain
>>50157958You are right. So maybe we should never talk about any of the above again.But also, namefags aren't touhou, and yet here we are.
>>50158199Wanna talk about Youmu? Why do you think she's so popular?
>>50158201Successfully groomed boy much like Bridget
>>50158201serious answer: simple yet iconic design
That was the serious answer though?
Okina?
Groomers look like THIS?
>>50158201For the exact same reason most touhous are popular. She's cute and the fans gave her a likable personality that appeals to them (cute dork does cute things). If you want a few more game related reasons then there's the fact that she's also playable and has a cool theme.
HEY MEIRA
If you turned around and the real Meira (unarmed) was behind you, what would you say? What would you do?
She's right behind me isn't she
the toilet troubles are finally over
>>50158255Erm... So that happened
i'm gonna breed you
You wouldn't breed a fox. They are riddled with disease.
Foxes are known to harbour a range of different parasites, both internally and externally, including various species of intestinal worms, flukes, lungworm, heartworm, ticks, mites, fleas, protozoans, bacteria and fungi. Some of those of greatest concern owing to them being zoonoses (i.e., can be transferred to humans) include Toxocara canis (dog roundworm), Echinococcus multilocularis (hyatid worm) and Trichinella spiralis (muscle worm). Toxocara is present in the UK, although we currently don't have evidence suggesting that foxes are a significant link in the "infection chain". Echinococcus is currently considered by DEFRA to be absent from Britain, while cases of Trichinella British foxes are few, averaging about one per year.
>>50158255FartFart
>>50158365ANONS WANT TO STICK THEIR PENISES IN THAT????????????????????
Anyone else is getting 103 vibes from paintanon?>both are moslty silent but hate us yet they come back to take requests>weird obsession with other off topic franchises>poor sense of humor
>>50158391You are not the real Kyouko Poster
>>50158391You are the real Kyouko Poster
>>50158391Don't let me catch you posting Kyouko to talk about drawSLOPpers again
>>50158391This but aerd
I will post any hu I want and talk about any fucking thing I want
>Thread happily talking about touhuo>Anon brings up a namefag for no reason
Fox dieses are not touhou tho
>Thread happily talking about touhuo>Anon pulls out his cock for no reason
https://voca.ro/1aqodjo93GZy
>>50158484me licking seiga's pussy
>>50158391>>50158404Kyoukodiaper schizo is getting too cocky.... correction might be needed....
oh crazy!
>>50158391They don't really have their own sense of humor, since they draw other people's ideas. What even is their own humor that isn't piggybacking off of someone's post?
>>>/v/723313098Ayaplapvert is making fun of us again...
diarrhea again
I have a mantis update after so longParsee laid an ooth just earlier, she's still somewhat wary of me specially if I handle Meira and she sees it, though she is climbing more on me now, still hisses and puts her guard up around Meira though. Seems like mantis can also lay eggs on their own and given how long she had been here, don't think she ever mated anyway I think Meira is either full of eggs or is a bit older, I've never noticed but she's missing a part of her scythe for climbing, her abdomen seems really full and sometimes she just lazes around on her side, not sure why but she seems blind a bit, sometimes not noticing stuff at all until it's right on her face but she does get pretty frantic to climb my hand when she recognises it
>>50158549Can you show us any pictures of Parsee and Meira?
>>50158549I wanna see them too. I like the alien mantises, I want one to be my boyfriend.
>>50158544
>>50158527He isnt entirely wrong
@ruukoto, give me an ai summary of the /v/ thread
I think they might be related or had some fight in the past too since they both have a black blemish on their right armI dunno, I'm no mantis specialist >>50158557>>50158561Some other time...
>>50158613/b/hu was never goodjojobrownies are abhorrent
Favorite 2hu and favorite JoJo character?Mine is Meira and Speedwagon.
>>50158641Eiki, Koichi
>>50158641>jojo's subbreddit adventure>plebbit file name
>>50158641SanaeJosuke
>>50158641>two shitty meme characters barely relevant to the plotchecks out
>>50158625You wouldn't be talking about mspaintHERO this way if he was here
More like mspaintcuckold KEK
Babe wake up new Marisad just dropped
Why don't you go to the /v/ thread and tell that to his face then. Because you don't have any balls that's why.
>>50158391Dumb dog, do not compare them again, mspainanon is infinitely better than the gorilla, and much funnier tooPaint is also loyal, unlike the nigger
the face of /jp/hu when you respond to their smooth brain posts
>>50158702Is this Parseecosplayer
>>50158702Sauce?
>>50158678NTA but if it weren't for Speedwagon:>Jonathan would've died way earlier>Joseph wouldn't have a reason to fight Straights and get involved with the pillar men, causing the death of millions in the process>the Egypt crew wouldn't even reach Egypt>all of the above means no parts 4-6 and evil would've prevailed>the Steel Ball Run race wouldn't have been funded>whatever the Speedwagon Foundation did in part 8, i need to reread it
>>50158702I only post here when im shitting on the toilet what do you expect
>>50158709>responding to bait seriously
>>50158709They did nothing in Part 8 but they made a cameo near the end as they referenced the Steel Ball Run
>>50158715I like writing exercises where i put my lore knowledge of all sorts of media to the test. I'm a huge continuityfag
>>50158702this is tsuanon after im done with her
>>50158709 It's even more funny knowing that if it weren't for Meira, neither Yorihime or Sannyo would exist on the first place
>>50158702This is genji after I'm done with him
Which 2hu despite abusing her powers still ends up losing?
>>50158744all stage 6hus
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>50158744Alice!
>>50158759Appropiate reply for once since it literally happens in MS' extra stage
Post the last 2hu image that you saved
>>50158768Ninacosplayer.......
>>50158801mfw someone posts meira
>>50158801
>>>/v/723320773he's talking shit about us again....
2 more years of forcing jojo and kamen riderThank you merthBless you merth
>>50158816suck his pp already
STOP CROSSPOSTING
But you don't complain when mspaintanon does it.
You did it first cocksuckerth
your mouth is watering
I'm not Sharth you nigger
oh so now nobody wants to be peggerth
im done. KOISNEED II is cancelled. goodbye.
This calls for a celebration Party at Meira's pad
When did people stop referring to houses as pads?
merth this merth that why don't you go amrry him already, you know what I'm leaving you and the kids go fuck yourself
>>50158816Whats the point of being dishonest when she herself admitted she also posted in 8cuck despite having her own reservations about that shithole. I get wanting people to come back to /v/ but most of us arent here exactly because we want to either.
fyi Meira's pad is a giant diaper
what 2hu menstruates the most
Satori
>8 mentionedthe circus
is
bonkers
>>50158895you mean the zoo
smells
Should I visit the zoo hu?
stop ruining my "1 word per post" chains
I thought vhu had like 15 posters how did it split into 3 different generals
thinking bout them beans
Circus Reverie
https://yokai.com/?redirect_to=random
>>50158932>Kama itachi>travel in threessweet, i got 3 cuties in one package
>>50158932Deadly one night stand
>>50158932I got the 'suzu one
should I 1cc all 2hu games on normal and then go back to each one and do their extra and luntic or should 100% each game before I move top the next one? what's the superplayer mindset?
>>50159256As a normalplayer, i suggest you start off by getting at least one 1cc in each game and, once you feel confident enough, you can return to each game to tackle other shots and the extra stages, maybe even some hard 1CCs here and there
>>50159256do a couple normal 1ccs if you never have before, in every game if you feel like it, then just grind lunatic honestly its not hard as long as you pick a game you enjoy
>>50159256If you are going to 1cc all characters on all difficulties that's gonna take you forever you'll probably get bored...I'm most definitely not a superplayer but when I was going though the games I just gave myself a limit of how much I have to do per each game till I move to the next one and now I'm slowly replaying games I found fun or where there is room for improvement...Generally just give yourself a goal and try to achieve it. Personally I think 1 normal + 1 extra is a minimum since that's how much you have to play to experience "entire" story minus individual endings. Don't overdue it or you'll find it boring unless you are an actual monster that can 1cc lunatic on your first try.
>>50158932>koto furunushiI ROLLED YATSUHASHI
>>50159256When I was new I 1ccd and then extra and if I wasnt comfortable with the shot in the extra Id 1cc with another one for more varietyExtra difficulty is like normal/hard so it isnt that bad to clear
My name is Reimu and I'm here to say
>>50158859>>>/v/723330541
Remember when I told you time and time again that you'd kill it?Remember how you refused to use thread after thread, on a certain other website on a certain other board, even though it was perfectly usable?Remember how you just chose to stay in the pseudo general you created thinking it would all be merry and fine and nothing could possibly go wrong?
>>50159575/jp/hu operates under Bubsy the Bobcat logic, please understand.
>>50158859There was LITERALLY a perfect usable /v/ thread yesterday that did not get spammed with CP and CCP anon didn't post in it. AND got linked here too.Yet, you didn't use it
Is that so
your metadrama is gay and boring talk about something
i mean i usually love metadrama its the most interesting part of imageboards most of the time but liike you guys are likeOH WOW ARE WE GONNA POST HERE...OR ARE WE GONNA POST THERE...?!?!?its so fucking boring like holy shit
>>50159682*kisses you*
something
Koisneed
HOOOLY SHIT WE WERE POSTING ON THAT OTHER BOARDBUT NOW WE'RE POSTING HERE??? THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY GUYSGUYS WE SOHULD POST OVER THERE INSTEAD.. MAYBE????OH MY FUCKING GOD THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS WHAT IF WE POSTED... ON THAT OTHER BOARD INSTEAD?!??!!?HOLY FUCKkiikllo [yopfpdklsa
THE ONLY place thats objectiively shit is 8moecause u go thereyou literally have to look at "B*ACKED" on the top of your screen at all times and there's no hiiding it loleveryone that's on that site is just looking at that all teh time and they can't do a fuckingi thing about it AND THEY CHOOSE TO STAY THERE AHAHAHAHAHA
i could talk about the atrocities i would do to a turk, a tranny or a turkish tranny if i meet one
>>50159703Yeah am I glad to be on a website without any degeneracy whatsoever
>>50159712dude can u come up with a single remark that's not "uhh turk amiriite" plesa pleaseyou have the wit of a fucking fetus please be creative for once
>>50159716no yea this place has retarded gay shit but likeu dont have to be reminided of the existence of the retarded gay shit at the top of your screen at all times the od doth theydo
>>50159719but this triggers you so hard, why should i stop using it? :^)
kwab
>>50159726https://voca.ro/184cquNjepHg
>>50159734How's life in Turkey? I don't mean this as an insult, I'm genuinely curious
Post your cock or I'm not interested, you slut.
I have a fumofag friend from Turkey and he also hates it there, by my sample size of 2 100% of Turks hate Turkey
>>50159788t liek anywhere else on earth preddy muchmuslims dont kill each other and cause chaos as much when there's no white people around so it's pretty peacefulthe food is good an d that's about iti haven't done anything to do with the real world so i couldnt tell u how it is to actualy live besides sitting in a room and going out once a weekbutbeing around muslims is fuckingBADBAD BAD BAD BAD BADthey do not exist dude they are not human beings you cannot have a converstaion with a muslim and i think that's why i've never had a friend in my life ever
meanwhile bizarro merth
>>50159819srpelo has been a disaster for the western hemisphere and young touhou creatives really need to start looking any other goddamn place for inspiration
>>50159867what aer y eo evne fatlkmn about idiot whats ansrpelo
>>50159867this but unironically
>>50159873what the fuck ia man srpelo retardAre you 12
>>50159868>>50159880He's a Youtuber animator who makes stupid videos about Touhou games. Much like the attention whore drawfag we have here.
I've had it. Bring me my Imperishable Moon and Beast Hardness, I'm gonna deal with this myself.
>>50159886>myit's a stone Reimu, you didn't make it
>>50159880Spoonfeed yourself filthy roach
>>50159868Sorry I was busy. He's a Mexican former-channer who made a living out of screaming like a retard for punchlines on YT and having an artstyle shittier than 2015 paintanon's look. He liked touhou for years and probably talked about it in places like /v/ or /jp/ back in the day but only actually made something about it a few years ago, some animated EoSD adaptation that blew up because of course it did, and he is indeed who we have to thank for people like Merth existing.>>50159873Who ever said I was being ironic?
>>50159900Mr Pelo was on /v/?
>>50159912It's a partial assumption on my part to be fair, but only because it's also what I've heard through the grapevine and other anons talking about it. The years he'd have spent on this site were long before my time, whatever he did bring to /v/ back then was likely nothing to write home about.
>>50159867>>50159900Cope, seethe and dil8. You cry about muh western but SrPelo's EoSD animation was a huge hit among the Japanese.
/v/hu is fuarking back
for how long tho.....
Either the janitor really gave up or he's busy with another general
prolly the latter
>>50160017>SrPelo's EoSD animation was a huge hit among the JapaneseI dropped the guy in high school honestly so I wouldn't know or really care.
Give me 1 reason as to why going back to /v/ is an improvement. Keep in mind that we're talking about modern /v/hu and that said modern /v/hu is already a general anyways
>>50160151Higher highs instead of lower lowsThere's no telling we are "back" anyways, we have to wait and see still
It's going down, I can feel it
>>50160151Paintwife, but I still think his dedication to /v/ feels mostly arbitrary and he could easily mend that rift between those highs and lows if he just tried.You really shouldn't be celebrating until a full 24 hours have passed anyways, it'll be all the more tragic the moment that one gets 404'd and you're all in the middle of trying to start the next Renaissance prematurely.
why aer oy os tso talkiniiahi hate myselfi wanna deiiii iiwana dieeeeeeeeeee\iii hate all of yo so fckng ,iiciiihimiae emm so lonelyyyyyy
Welcome back
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that was that
;_____;
Don't cry because its over cry because it happened
uig guise talk about omsething i a realy nwana die and i ned ot mseitnh to look at so osm tal kabout something its okya if youre retarded ando k owelli think i hat every space i know of on the internet actuall y i never fit in anywhere its pretty gay
but we were doing so good... WE WERE DOING SO GOOD
>>50159867My only inspirations for him are very surface level, I haven't really sat down to watch a majority of his stuff because it just doesn't interest me. I've done my best to grow more of an identity these past few years because I was never a fan of ripping someone else off. I hate my previous early work but it was a good steppingstone and a good sign that I'm successfully fulfilling my own desires to grow in a way that I would like. Storytelling being one of them, simple as they may be
Let's all talk to >>50160268, he missed us a lot
so what did we learn?
>>50160278I DONT NEd you t tlak to me i hate oyuuyoure prboably fuckin retaded why would i wnat you tl tak to me i leav me aolneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>50160268DO YOU SUCK DICK?
>>50160275NTA but I really like your art and truly think you have stepped it up these past few years with both your drawings and videosKeep up the good work merthy merth man
>>50160291Shhh shhh there there, you were sad weren't you?
I need weed reimu
>>50160310I need to die realy pretty fuucking bad
https://youtu.be/2Tcr9UUA-P4?si=bHzjvh6hQ5WExAOy&t=10
>>50160275You need to work on your obsession with being the center of attention, I'm seriousBe more like mspaintanon, the guy that you look up to
>>50160275You really have matured a lot since then and I'd say do have your own legs to stand on now, please know I was only really making a point on the causation of the matter but it's also very funny for me to think about sometimes. Get missile'd idiot lol>>50160254>>50160258>>50160270>>50160290I warned you all.
>>50160290Don't call victory until the thread is fully finished
yiu peopl e are prety gaynone of youu really talk abouut anythingso boring zzz
The thread was used up
>>50160290Ayapervert still hates us
>>50160376>none of youu really talk abouut anythingbecause this is a thread about Nothing. it could be about this one video game series but it secretly isn't.
Kingdam of nothingness
>>50160380The horror
>>50160397The raped
>>50160384i need to diei o s fckni gbad anoni wnana die in my slepepaiinlessly need paiinless death in my sleepreally badreally barea ll bad
>>50160399The cucked
Guys I'm scared of Ayapervert
>>50160407The betrayed...
>>50160426The traitored...
>>50160431The Guy with No Ears.
>>50160438The Horse with no Name
>>50160441KOISNEED
>>50160365If that's how you feel about me then I apologize specifically and directly towards (You) as I never intentionally intend on coming across that way. Earlier, as an example, I just wanted the chance to draw on /v/ again which I enjoy more than here. Most of the stuff that's around me, i.e. Merth & Friends or whatever and random people talking about me, are only ever brought up by anyone besides me. Though I do admit to enabling them once the ball has already gone rolling from time to time because I just find it funny, I never liked the attention I have here specifically because for the most part it does take away from any serious discussion. I can't do much about it though aside from just ignoring it, telling people to stop will never work because 1, people don't listen and 2, there will always be some rando who will think its funny to spam me specifically knowing I don't like it. It doesn't get under my skin though it's just something that I don't like bringing up on the threads. And if you're talking about posting my comics, that I will call your opinion out on because it's over as soon as its finished and I choose moments where nothing's really going on. I don't see it being much different than posting art I've made and it's most likely not something my mind can be changed over. Posting in general knowing that people know it's me could be seen as being center of attention, but that also seems silly because I can talk about whatever thing I want and you need to lay it back. Regardless, sorry you see it that way.>>50160367fvavrk
>>50160442You city slickers are all the same...
I ain't readin' all that friend
That's okay I'm not expecting you to nor am I gonna tell you to
>>50160444I read all thatHope you keep posting normally regardless of what anyone says
>>50160454*pause spams*
You didn't beat him
Yes I did I got to the next stage
our cutey patootie attention slut everyone
tehehe that's meira
>>50160477she's been dead and buried since 2007 anon (she never scored), we were both at the funeral. you have to move on man...
my fav part was when diaperth gained a tiny bit of self awareness only for his narcissism to take over him again
Whatever I have to fap
>>>/v/723344324Reimoo you can't say that
To improve thread morale we will discuss the ins and outs of how Genji fucks
>>50160513Do you think he makes that continuous high-pitched droning groan noise when he does it
>>50160515Yes and he sounds completely satisfied
...
>>50160531Not bad for an old-timer...
>>50160537riddles?
>>50160550O
wat
>>50160552Well, where is it then? I got my detective's spy glass out and everything, c'mon now.
>>50160562>>50160550 = >>50157995...?
GLORY
>>50160564...is the answer "..."..?
>>50160574X>>50160550 =2hu>>50160550 =......=2hu...hu?
infinte alcohol or painiless death in ym in my sleep thanks friends
>>50160582/jp/hu friends pleasee help me i think narekoriddler has managed to give me a Stroke
I dwell in vacant spaces, yet I bring a chilling scare.From vaccums to high tech lassos, many have sought to control me, for I am the harbinger of spooks.My candle has long since been extinguished, yet one's light may be my greatest fear.What am I?
>>50160595fuck off with your shitty gimmick
>>50160444>I can't do much about itYou can and people have been telling you this since day one but stop enabling bad actors and people who obsess over others, you don't have to answer to their offtopic questions about your life, you can post your art without issues> but that also seems silly because I can talk about whatever thing I want and you need to lay it back.See? This is what I mean, this "whatever" thing you mention it refers with your obsession over talking about your life and what you do everyday, I don't see paint bringing up about his life in every thread you see him postYou could argue that because the thread is so dead let's inject anything to salvage it, but that's what brough us to this place in the first place since you made other drawfags/namefags start acting like you, this place has become the clique ayapervert and others have criticized us for a long time, you already have a discord server, you can talk about those things there Your art is cool and I don't think you are a bad person, and it's true some people are annoying, but you don't really do much to stop it but instead you make it worse
>>501605902hu=2hufathu=keikibirdhu=mystiacathu=chen...hu=?>>50160595A ghost?
i hte eveyonei hate everyonei hate everyone i hate everyone i hate verone i hate veryone i hate everything i wanna die so fkn gabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmmmmmmmmmmfgdgdgsdfg
talk about meira
>>50160621she’s ok I guess, I like Rika more
iii wanna deipanilesiniy l inii my lseepor likikeinifinite alcohol an d druggs that wouudl be cool too very cool probably woold jst prefer to die though
>>50160603CorrectYou get a ghost & her friends https://files.catbox.moe/p51vm1.jpg
>>50160645Comfy! Thanks for the nice taoist pic, fellow Narekoriddler.If only anons could figure out my own riddle but i just can't describe it with words. Words are very powerful, you know? They can even change fate.
Narekoposter might be a girl
>>50160674additional hypothesis: Nareko figured out how to use the internet
>>50160600Sorry but since when do I talk about what I do every day? Are you talking about incidental posts where I just say "I'm drawing something but it's not 2hu" posts? From what I remember I've only done that twice with a significant time spread apart, and even then they've been responses to other posts going "where did everyone go?" or stuff like that. I don't talk about what I had for breakfast. Maybe it was worse before but when I talk about myself it's directed towards my 2hu art and abilities rather than "I went to the store to pick up toilet paper" which is what you make it seem like I'm talking about. Unless you're talking about when I say incidental stuff. Otherwise yeah I should stop answering people like that but sometimes I feel bad for not doing so if they seem genuine. I'm busy right now so sorry if this feels messy I'm typing before I think
>>50160662IT'S SAGUME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S SAGUME ISN'T IT ?????????????i'm screaming inside for not getting that sooner...
I went to the store to pick up toilet paper
>>50160727marisissy final form?
My name is Merth. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Ohio, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Fook Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
*licks you*
Pog
>>50160600You can just say it's you Ayapervert you don't have to act like someone unrelated to make your point.
are we cannibalizing ourselves for fun again?
>>50160776every Wednesday on the hour, you know the drill.
>>50160444Ignore the whiners you're the best Merth Behead those who insult Merth
thou shall not insult meira
>>50160791I think Meira SUCKS.
>>50160623I like to think of them as the team Rocket of PC98 since they are the two offshots of SoEW
>>50159812Based, fuck mudslimes
>>50160693I don't remember the exact posts, but sometimes you bring up things that you did at the day, like a game you played, a movie you watched, something you bought, which people already know it's you based on previous discussions, and then you and them have conversations about it, again you do these things when the thread is dead but it doesn't make it any better and namefags have started to copycat you because they want attention as wellThe "merth is an attention whore" is due to how you engage with people, anyone can already tell when you drop into the thread even if you don't mention it yourself, why is that?Sometimes you bring up drama or things that happened in the meiracord (we have no access to it as well) for no reason, dms that you had with other drawfags, why do you do that? don't you realize that doesn't make things better?But that's ok, if you want to keep doing these things, just admit that you are indeed a bit of an attention whore, that would shut some people up
>>50159896So she's talking about Misumaru's balls?
>>50160851If it wasn't for Misumaru's incredible talents with her Balls and how she handles them, Gensokyo as we know it would have surely been lost to oblivion.
>>50160848Ayajelly........
What does Tewimom think about all this
>>50160848It's funny how he's trying to rewrite history to convince new people here that he was never a blogposting attention whore. It is weird how he brings up random DMs and talks about other people, they might be too nice to say anything about it but I doubt they appreciate that. I know I wouldn't.
something something concern trolling best to ignore
>>50160693Merth stop arguing with shitposters. The dude you're arguing with is just an attention whore.
Defense force activate
>>50160848>>50160600>>50160365Ween
merth is not gonna fuck you dude
from my point of view merth defenders and enablers are the shitposters here
>>50160848All I can respond with right now is that I've never once talked about the Meiracord or its drama (there is none), the DMs I've posted were because it was relevant to the conversation and had consent, and I don't post anything relating to how my day went aside from "good", or talk about anything I've played/watched. At least, not in recent times. There may have been times where I have done that a year or so ago but very rarely from memory. That I will defend myself on
>>50160969Well then you are lost
>>50160977from my point of view you're the one lost here
>>50160848>sometimes you bring up things that you did at the day [...] and then you and them have conversations about itIf his worst crime in the artificial drama general is bothering to talk with like-minded anons about the things he enjoys then things really could be about 1000 times worse. Like people even bother talking about the games for long anyways, the illusion of that ship has long since already sailed.>anyone can already tell when you drop into the thread even if you don't mention it yourselfParanoia mentality.>don't you realize that doesn't make things better?I think you need to reevaluate your priorities here if your immediate concern is not letting a certain type of mold persist in an open petri dish when the sample was already curated while surrounded by the stuff. Otherwise you really do just come off as partially jealous, ngl>just admit that you are indeed a bit of an attention whore, that would shut some people upHe doesn't really care either way and we all know that'd prevent jack shit, you shouldn't really care this much either y'know.>>50160891>he's trying to rewrite historyThe Merth Conspiracy.
STOP STOP IT DON'T DESTROY MERTH AND HIS DRONES WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Is Parsee posting on /jp/?
Merthbroken
So, according to the weens, I'm supposed to hate Merth because... he's friendly, he has many friends, people like his posts, and he says hi?Why should I like YOUR posts then, anon?
benbenshapiro destroying yatsuliberals with facts and logic again, you love to see it
So what's the verdict Is he an attention whore or not
>>50161043I think he's nice
Let's say forthesakeofargument that I'd say "Nah".Now, Theoretically, someone else may come up with a response of their own usually along the lines of "Yeah" or "maybe" but this is all a farce.In their attempt to control the conversation, they typically don't realize how wide they've left themselves open for a counter-argument. Now, it can also be said that...
>>50160695Sorry, i had to leave for a while, CORRECT!! Sagume's defining trait is that she barely talks. When she does, she can change fate itself so that's why she doesn't do it often, hence my "..." postsYour reward: https://files.catbox.moe/yossxl.png
>>50161028Nobody is saying to hate him for it, they're just criticizing his behavior. You can criticize someone without being a ween or whatever that is
I don't care I just wanna yatsugooooooooooooon
>>50161043He saved /v/hu is what he did! He was a great Mexican drawfag! And in this thread Merth is a hero! End of story!
>>50161052Just be quiet
>>50161052stop pointing out things okay stop stop stop i can't hear you la la la la la merth is good shut up
>>50161054what's stopping you?
i need to die realy bad
>>50161062hunger
I need death reimu
>>50161071What's stopping you from eating?
I think Merth is an iconic and beloved part of these threads and I'd follow him over pessimistic jealous parseeanon. Merth is my friend. He draws fat touhous occasionally.
>>50161078Are you really going to support the decline and fall of these threads over some pictures of overweight porky touhou girls?
>>50161056You don't need to immediately jump to the guy's defense, merth defense force is supposed to be a joke not something you take seriously.
>>50161071Go outside.Kill the first citizen you see to assert territorial dominance.Seize their assets.Consume their flesh.Kill the Pigs.Slit their Throats.Bash them in.Problem solved.
do ug guys have anyoen uutalk to prrivately like a frend or somethnii
>>50161081fat and hairy fags are pure cancer so they stick to each other
>>50161071Where are her feet, is she an amputee
>>50161082see >>50160995
>>50161043Little bit
>>50161085I have an online friend I've been talking to and hanging out with on a daily basis for 5 years now. We always have a blast and he's seen some of my 1CCs live.
>>50161077my jaw hurts when I chew>>50161083thanks alice very cool
>>50161099>my jaw hurts when I chewCan you not do the thing where you only chew on one side? Why does it hurt anyways?
>>50159703imagine having sex with this
>>50161086lmao are we now seriously entering the "fat and hairy fags are actually the cancer killing the threads" part of the conspiracy?
>>50161107>image thumbnaildear god, the horrors...
>>50161093i fucking hate yo hate y hate iihate yo ha te you hate oyi hate you hate yoyu Ui hate youI fyuckinf i hatwe youI hyouwhtbthe fufk doni not have dthatni mranInghate you hate yo ha i hate you hate yoiu i hatte you
I will only kill myself if you can prove to me that there's an after life or at least I'm gonna turn into a ghost
>>50161107crossbite it hurts to chew if I only do it from one side anywaysits been pretty bad these past few days, I think I need to make an appointment with Eirin
>>50161119Go into an abandoned asylum and spend the night.
Going to an abandoned asylum at 3AM (gone SEXUAL)
>>50161011I'm starting to think she mobileposts too to abuse the timer...
Just give Parsee some beers, that should take care of that problem.
anyone has that one drawing of parsee complaining about drawfags
what are you guys tlaking about i wanna die really fuckign bad please i hate all of you
>>50161050Thank you by the way, that was a very cute and surprisingly squishable reward pic
HEY MERTHWhat do you think of Parsee?
Merth, potray that guy as the seething parsee and me as the stoic reimu
>>50161141>>50160532>>50160942are talking shit about youare you just gonna let them disrespect you like this?
>>50161152i cant read all that anon i'm sorry i'm too fucked upcan you describe to me what they're saying if it's nto too much of a bother for you i'm sorry
I bet no one in the history of /v/hu or /jp/hu has ever said yatsuhero. I'm betting my two yatsuballs on it.
>>50161160no one has ever said that you're funny you retarded faggot i'll bet on that
>>50161160https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=yatsuheroAlright, hand them over
>>50161124Just did, heard a farting sound, what does that mean?
I dont care for Kyoko or Chen
>EVERYONE HATES ME BLEHUBLELBEBUUHEUHEBHU>fuck you nigger spic faggot how dare you breathe around me everything I've ever said and done is CORRECT>plz talk to me omgomgomgomg im gonna do it for real this time you guys wehhhhhhhhhhhwhy is it like this.
>>50161177the roach dilemagoing to Sumireko's vagina or Reisen's
>>50161169Fine, here you go
>>50160801They're unrelated. Meira operates solo. Rika is just a retarded underling for Mima as she does say she's working for her.
>>50160936Oh right I forgot the memo, we can't criticize the guy or some people might get upset about it! silly me!I wish I could pinpoint the exact moment certain events happened but since there's a giant soup of posts that date back to >>49490771 it's an impossible task for meThe fact is that people latch into the guy so much that a huge percent of posts are dedicated to him, this is because he keeps throwing bones to both shitposters and his followersRemember /merth/hu? he posted there even when he was saying that we should not call it that, while mspaintanon still avoids this place like a plague and sticks to /v/hu, these two men are differentYou see paint throwing bones and drawing for the people who like him and almost no drama is born from it, why is that? No seriously I want to defend the guy but he makes it hard>>50160995This type of artificial topics being injected into this thread is what brought us here in the first place, and has made namefags start to emulate him, was it this bad in /v/? I don't think so>I think you need to reevaluate your priorities hereI'm telling him what he has to do if he wants to make things better, he has to stop enabling the bad actors and his crazy followers I admit I don't think some of them even like him, they just want to inflate his ego or make other people mad He says he only responds to posts asking him things in good faith but I think he only responds so he doesn't seem like a bad guy and people stop loving him>>50160973I'm pretty sure you have mentioned things that happen in the meiracord, some stalker might remember the posts, I sure can't
>>50161152nevermindi told that fstupidf aggot offholy shit they'[re retardedlikeoh my fucking godgenuinekyi hate redditspacing secondaries so much
>>50161172Marisissy's ghost is haunting you, you're gonna soil your undies but only if you say "I love diapers I love meira I love cum" three times infront of your mirror
>>50161200Ayajelly........
>>50161196>Rika is just [HEADCANON]Huh?
>>50161200YUUUUUPYUUUUUUUUUUUUPMERTHBROKEN
If only shotanon was here so i can inflate his ego to make the other side mad too
Describe the reason (you) keep coming back to /jp/hu in 3 words or less
>>50161238i love cum
>>50161238/v/hu is dead 8 barely gets postskoisneed
>>50161043 Merth isn't the problem, it's people that troll him by constantly clamoring for his attention on purpose and doesn't even necessarily like him on the first place, /v/hu for the past few years operated on spite logic, trying to make people hate others and even 2hus by being obnoxious on purpose and never stopping to talk about them, given complaints/insults/trolling weren't cutting it and that is for the most part a more recent /v/hu problem. Merth is a much of a victim as he does have some responsibility for replying in turn and never realizing himself he encouraged such behavior by taking those posts seriously, although being fair here this place is a lot slower than /v/hu which is why he did so, still doesn't excuse him from feeding trolls.
>>50161222Play the games, secondary... She explicitly says she's working for Mima.
>>50161238Force of habit
>>50161238Makes me laugh.
I intentionally told merth to draw gyro in th vhu thread so that the thread can get derailed, I don't even like jojo lol
kekyWOW
>>50161249I played the games which why I know you are wrongBurden of proof is on you for claiming such garbage, retard.
>>50161273your 2 continue normal clear doesnt count fag
dan gthis place is dead talk to me hello please anyone please
>>50161273>ur wrong because I said so now SPOONFEED ME because I didn't play ithow boring
>>50161299Why do you like Daiyousei?
>>50161301>no proofconcession accepted, I'm glad that's settled.tank engineers are way cooler than shartmurais btw
>>50161301nice deflection, Assman 3000
>>50161309I'm glad you think Yumemi is a better character then underling shitter number 274734...
>>50161306youer not my friend and you hat eme so idk why i would tal kto you about anything cause u hate me and u want em to die cause everyoen in on the internet does
>>50161301based calling out
holy mother of cope
>>50161261Yet Mspaintanon posted a Johnny Joestar 3 seconds after he posted Gyro. Curious...
helo please talk to me
>>50161357Post your cock?
>>50161360>50161360can u come up with something on your own instead of repeating what you saw some retard say
>>50161363Can you post it already?
it
>>50161369UWOAUUUGGGGHHHHH
>>50161366https://voca.ro/11sZPlMbEalo
>>50161369
diaper
hi plea st talk to me
hellol dead thread pleas tlakt o me hello anyone pleas thanks friends thanks friends
Nigth night
USE THE /V/HU THREAD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
hello aynone please talk to me thanks\i am relaly lonely hello
is anoyne here hello please talk to meplease thanks
guess this place is dead im ean id kwha to say then i d cant uhhhi guess you all killed yourselves or something idk wh thats all i can come up with
what a gaba rgaebae circlejerkcant even keep itself alivei have to bump it for some reason whateveri meanya i guess its just me now wowyou guys are very mean and left me all alone to myself wooooooooooooooooowreally fucking gayi hate all of you
>>50161428I tried talking to you before but you shot me down. Would a drawing help you cheer up?
>>50161200>mspaintanon still avoids this place like a plague and sticks to /v/huBecause he's a coward.
>>50161505There's none, Koishit
>>50161686dik wyou probably said something dumb then what were u trying to talk about probably somethin gdumb otherwise i wouldnt be mean im never wrong about anything i mean hloy fucking shit find me one instance of me being wrong about somethng you couldnt but oh no peopel refuse to accept that and just tell me to kill myself insetad cause thats cool ig uess? yeah very cool man goodjob
>>50161692There WAS one...
>>50161725and how did that work out for you
>horsegirls and Undertale threads are allowed>2hu is shot dead on sight fucking grim
sokyo
>>50161238what they said >>50161242>>50161250 but 8/v/ is okay activity wise. not everything needs to be as fast as this place. some traffic on this site is probably artificially increased by bots anyways
bweh
such a shitty dead thread i mean why are none of you saying anything at the deadest hours of the day doest make any sense
The retard doesn't even post Touhou images, I hope he kills himself.>>50161900AHHH SPOILER THAT
>>50161921What even was the reason for people doing this with headphones in the first place? Isn't that more of a 90s DJ thing?
>>50161926Either DJ or desperate cope from only one of the two sides working until you fix it/buy a new one.
>>50161926Because its KOOL anonymous anon-sama.And Mokou is certainly VERY KOOL TOO
>>50161920To be fair most of you don't anyway
>>50161938>desperate cope from only one of the two sides workingreminds me of this (volume warning): https://litter.catbox.moe/duht998fe7wmes9o.mp4
>>50161943Yeah well if she's so KOOL how come I've never seen her spin a set of her own live while backing up Mystia and Kyouko, HUH????
>>50161953Wow that's the exact replica of me fiddling with the wires of a doomed headphone as it sometimes graced me with sound, only to take it away at the slightest head bop.I hate it.
>>50161964>I hate it.Just doin' my job, citizen...
>>50161960>Yeah well if she's so KOOLShe ISThank you for ASKING
>>50161964Why are the Japanese so fascinated with Karaoke anyway?Also I'm going to sleep give me some answers by morning
>>50162013Because it's fun and easy to do in Japan where places are much more urban and thus able to go to said karaoke places after work.
Wait, you fuckers have just been HERE this entire time? I thought you all got bored and moved on from the constant threads on /v/
>>50162127omg anon hi!!!!
>>50162127I have no idea who you might be, or I might and and I just don't want to make it about that right now, but /jp/hu has been around for months now with the only casualties being anons who still post elsewhere anyways.Could I get you a glass of water or something, maybe?
Can someone summarize the Merth rants for me?
>>50162138Parsee was jealous that everyone loves Merth and wants to be his friend.
>>50162138>Merth is an attention whore and needs to admit his Great Shame for the sake of /jp/hu and I'm tired of pretending he isn't!>I'm sorry you feel that way, anon>No he isn't, stop drawing attention to things that don't exist>paintanon is better, why doesn't Merth be more like HIM???>From my point of view it's the shitposters who are evil>Merth is why /v/hu started SUCKING more...>Merth is a symptom, not the cause, and it's more complicated than that but he should do better>AIEEEEEEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT SHARTH>Sagume Balls.Hope that helps.
QUICKNAME ONE TOUHOU TO HAVE SEX WITHBUT IF ANOTHER ANON SAYS THE TOUHOU YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BOTH HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER INSTEAD
>>50162150You are just trying to bait somebody to say something to have sex with them
>>50162155No I'm not the trick is you have to say a Touhou only you would want to have sex with so that no one else says the same Touhou as you. It's a mind game!
>>50162158So where's everyone's answers to your amazingly-original burning question then
>>50162162Isn't that the question of the day? People could be having sx with their favorite Touhous RIGHT NOW yet avoid taking the chance. Perhaps its risk aversion? Like the guy who offered 500k to fast food employees if they quit their job on the spot. No one took up the offer. Why? Fear of the unknown. Even if 500k is more than they'd make working at the job, they're too scared to take a chance. Fear is terrifying. Paralyzing even.
>>50162167Fine then.Reisen, just to name one and get the ball rolling with a likely obvious pick for others too (so they can think of a different girl).
>>50162150I wantRinnosuke
>>50162167Uhhh wow this is a hard one hahahWell I've always been a HUGE Reisen fan... so... I guess, my wife, Reisen.
>>50162181I did this to myself...
>>50162171>>50162181Called it. Anybody that's been in these threads for longer than 5 minutes knows they are full of fags looking for buttseggs
>>50162184Y'know, anon, I really don't wanna do this... but I guess I have to now haha
>>50162188Touch me and I kill you.
>>50162148That sounds about right
>>50162150Tsubakura
>>50162191Anon you gotta at least let him suck your dick a little
plapping anons while they're asleep
>>50162295hey
MAMMY
>>50162330Tanuki beauty standards are just too unrealistic for most men it seems
>>50162350There is a reason why most hags in Gensokyo are lonely
>>50162355The ones with standards anyways...
>>50162359https://youtu.be/l7rlLwm3hu0?t=91
>>50162150Letty Whiterock but she's fat and hairy!
saki breastfeeding
>>50162393Go on.
Let me tell you about that yatsufella
more like yatsuSMELLApwned.
good morning mikosisters, let's do our best today
>>50162501so true
Thoughts on the teletubbies remake?
>>50162681...why?
thoughts on anon's cock?
>>50162699...why does it look like that...?
It falls and keeps falling on a seemingly endless cycle. Loud but beautiful.What am i talking about?
>>50162906Water in a waterwheelOr a waterfall?
>>50162906fingers in my ass
>>50162918Fingers don't exactly fall to your ass and they're not that noisy.>>50162916WRONG! It's an immortal suicidal man made out of fireworks!!... Just kidding, it is a waterfall. You know who you can find near a waterfall? https://files.catbox.moe/azu4v2.jpg
>>50162940Aww I was expecting Kana in a barrel...
>>50162940I was gonna say leafs but they don't make soundsAt least I was in the right path sort of
>>50162961Fusu?
>>50163067Hmmmm yeah that's me Merth
>>50163086Who is the next fusu?
>>50163089Maritoilet
is that so
After you've scrubbed all the futa cocks in /jp/hu, then we can talk about Meira. Take him away!
enough
>>50162906*GASP* IT'S CHERRY BLOSS->>50162940Aww...
meira lay in her grave helpless and frustrated
Give me (you)s for no reason
>>50163190Here you go you little sluthow about another one >>50163190
having sex rn
>>50163190
taking a piss rn
>vhu ritualposts:>glory to my anus, this is not video slop, goodmorning>jphu ritualposts:>having sex rn, HEY BRAPERTHoh how the mighty have fallen
>>50163190yuh
>>50163190>>50163190>>50163190>>50163190
anus
>>50163219Your first mistake was assuming there was a place to fall from
2hu braps down my throat yum yum
I used to look like one of the 2hus posted above
Which 'hu do you want to be breastfed byFor the sake of the question, all of them can produce milk
breast milk is disgusting
Urumi
>>50163350Star Sapphire
>>50163350Genji
Which teletubbie is your favorite?
the purple tubbie is making me quite lustful...!
Schizophrenic burger-hours posting really is the lifeblood of this place, huh?
isnt it eurohours
>>50163350Rinnosuke
>>50163530Why doesnt Rinnosuke have a flying sperm like Youmut. didnt read CoLA
>>50163574Why would he? he is not half-phantom
>>50163600Guess I always assumed he was the same shit because he was a half thing and had white hair What kind of half youkai is he then?
>>50163634Same as with Keine I don't think it's ever stated, he is just half-youkai and that's it.
uuuuuuuuugh
>>50163662But we do know Keine's she's a werehakutakuMaybe Rinnosuke's youkai species is chinese girl then
>>>/v/723381976
When was the last time you had sex with someone you hate?
>>50163353Don't knock it til you try it
>>50163208Sex with this Marisa in particular>>50163800What does chicken milk taste like?
like chicken
kanpai
>>50163881big net for a big bug
do you like chicken skinwhen i have chicken wings i dont even really care much for the chicken its just the skin that's really nice
dang this board is deaduuuuuuhhhh
can this guy shut up already
i want a big mac but the city im near to doents have one so theres only a burger king but i dont really like burgers from burger king they kinda just suck i really like big macs
also i like the chicken frmo mcdonalds i think they have better chicken sandwiches than popeyes saactually which is weird cause popeyes are supposed to be the chicken people
>>50163974you should burn it down
>>50164021>638x360BATTLEFIELD 3 LOADING SCREEN VERY COOLi never played battlefield 3 unfortunately i didn dj just didnt get toplayed battlefield 1942 and battlebit and i liked both of those
>>50164021batelfield 1942 was cool b8ut likethe only class u could really play was medic cause it spawned with a realy fucking batshit overpowered SMG no matter what nation u were playing as and u could yourself so that made fucking everything else useless except sniper i guess butthing isthat game had forced mouse acceleration and pretty fucking bad hitreg so sniping was just a joke anywa so if u were gonna be a tryhard faggot u had to be a medic oh i just realized it was the exact same tfuckiing thing in battlebit lol that game also just had it so that medic was the best class uhhhhhhh
i played llike 200-300 ho-urs of that game though it was pretty okya when it was getting updatedf but the head dev is a turkroach so they abandoned the game nad let it die cause they didnt addnything to it for i think over two years now lolbattlebit has the skorpion evo though idk any other game that had it, maybe BO2? but definitely no other game where it fires that fucking fast and has huge recoil it was very cooli liked playind cod warzone a couple or so years back also cuase oh wow it had the best shotgun gameplay ive ever seen, it was rlaly fun sliding and shotgunning retarded faggots playing on console but those same console faggots made me quit that game cause aim assist is impossibel to fight back against and also they really want you to give them money for their acual games so they would swap gamemodes and force u to play garbage battle royale shit instead of cool deathmatch so that swhat made me quit but i got an okay 100 hours of it i think everything i liked from that game they just pulled out of mw2019 so sucks i mised out on that but dude 2019 wtf i was on a shitty laptop at that time i c0uldnt even play anything anyway i hate all of those games now so i just play touhou wihch is pretty cool and i like it a lot haha
Schizo hours?
>>50164103sneedhu hours
>>50164076>50164076i also dont have stable internet so i couldnt play NQAYtinhg else egven if i wanted to but i dont wanna nwayawyi liked MW2 i didnt play it back in the day of course cause was too young and ii never had a console which is good consoles are the gayest fucking shit on this earth fuckign hate them but i played lots of iw4x and thats just basically just mw2I got banned on a killhouse server once while using a scar with FMJ and ironsights and i had the winter camo on my scar cause it looked cool i think well anyway i got bnaned cause i was playing JUST TOO FUCKING GOOD which i found pretty funny and i really like h liked killhouse itw as the coolest map but if u go on iw4x now its completely dead and nobody plays it wtich is s sad i used the m4 a lot in mw2 and i had the blood camo on it cause i just thought that was cool i fucking hate those fags who used teh UMP45 they were the gayest fags ever i mean even the people using akimbo glocks or models were better than the silenced UMP45 fags honestly cause they werent even swaeting as hard \uhhh
>>50164118ya
this place is so ffdead wher are the retarded unfunny fags posting stuff i have ntohing to look at wtf uhhh
How many Cirnos does it take to change a lightbulb?
niniggergger
vsn can you guys talk about something im ean holy shit jsuit stalk baot anything say somethin gi huhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>50164144does she even know what a light bulb is?
>>501641441She'll go fetch WriggleWriggle's ass glows in ze dark
>>50164172are u saying 1 causewhenever il listen to streamathey saylikeTYPE 1 IN THE CHAT IF U AGREE WITH [somethin]is that why ur saying 1do u watch internet bloodsports and stuff
>favorite Touhou game>favorite Valve gameUFOHalf Life 1
>>50164195dudehalf life 1 is just shitits just shitits quake 1 but with cutscenesanyone that speedruns those games wll tell u the sameyou know how people complain about OH WOW MODENR GAMES HAV TOO MUCH DIALOGUE WAAAH these daysthat's what half life 1 is compared to quake 1just go play quake instaead its soooooooo much betterand yes ufo is my favorite as well you are cool anon
>>50164181No I was making a team 9 & CIA joke.I dont watch streams much at all and part of why im in imageboards because im tired of accounts being required everywhereIt'll only get worse over time as they try to force giving out real info until the inevitable data breach happens.
>>50164220i get it anon i dont really nteract with streams, i just leave them on in the background theyre pretty good for noiseoh ya wriggle glows in the dark cause shes an ightfly ahahaha thats pretty good nice job anon
phahaha what he fuck i made a post hegre 30 minutes ago and there hasnt been a reply sincewow this shit is dead
yai ts juts me im not godo at talking to myself tohugh id wh idk what u guys want i mean how am i suposed to k eep this shit aive ai oh wellu guys ar e all probaly in some discord server so that makes sense idk why i bother
the board should bathe in atomic fireor just bathe in general
>>50164557what are u evn ayng a ihat you e osmu i hat eyou suo smui hate you s fo fucknig muhi hate youi haet oyuihate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ihate you ih ate hate t hate oyi ouh aite ht oyu tgyou fkcing piece of shit cause u u r ggggg want me dead for n oreasno i hate you su fofckung ahmu ch
this board needs more vhu slop
>>50164627what are you even trying to say you retr retarded freak nobody undersa understands you
did hat stupid piece of shit di think anyobdy is lookign at this place i mean wow hahagay dead board its just me here no one else so i mean uhh thats pretty sad and pathetic yea
>>50164633what did funhaver do to you?
State your least favorite 2hu and the last time you kissed someone on the lips
>>50164802umm well....
Give me one (1) Touhou to draw
>>50164825Fat and hairy Star Sapphire
>>50164802>State your least favorite 2huOrange>the last time you kissed someone on the lipsNever
hello talk about something why are u guys so fckign boringfucking losers
>>50164802Okina's servants, never
all you can do is post boring gay banal questiosn cause u cant think of anything ot actually talk aboutwow you guys are sooooooooo fucking lame holy sht
>>50164885How does it feel to always be correct in everything you say and do?
>>50164802toyotapotatoweenie no Miko\My wife yesterday
>>50164901its not lkie im just saying that i mean i m just always right cause i hanvet seen anybody actually refute me on anything im not saying that cause i have an ego and im a dick ora anything i mean im only sayintg it cause nobody has even ever refuted me on anything and ive always been right its just a fully correct observation its not me just saying it you know even if it comes off liket hat if somebody had actually proven me wrong on anythnig ive ever said on this board id admit it but they havent
>>50162906cosplaying Nareko made me realize how complicated her hair is to handle
so fucking ead dead what do u guys want tme to talk to myself forever or something holy shit what a worthless circlejerk uguys cant do anything right i swear
>>50165082nobody cares you probably look really fucking ugly
>>50165082Looks pretty straightforward to me, 4 low pony tails and a straight fringeUnless you want to keep the blocky ends where the hair ties starts which yeah would be kind of a pain
roundhouse kicking a cosplaying secondary
Which 2hu is so painfully unhappy with her shitty, undesirable life that she dedicates herself to making it everyone else’s problem until the bitter end?
>>50165103I don't think there's a 2hu bad enough to recreate this kind of spitefulness
>>50165109I thought “Cave Alice” would’ve been pretty funny here and fully accurate for once
when u put on your lazy fucking cosplay i kick you in ur balls and u start crying cause it starts hurting really bad cause u remember that ur not a woman lol haha
>>50165112Parsneed is a good girl despite what fanon may lead you to believe
>>50165118That’s why it specifically has to be Cave Alice, worst of both worlds
why are any of yo speaking can u shut up
>>50164863>>50165125Beggars cannot be choosers
dont know who groomed you retarded fucking children into cosplaying and stuff but its pretty fucked up im glad im not you jeez
Jannies truly are trannies
i love crossdressing
>>50165142https://voca.ro/13uRVbIoGFr1
Ok Juan
hey if you want friends go here >>>/trash/78591876 it's not a dead board and they'll accept a schizo like you
eugh fucking ew just being reminded of mexican people disgusts me so fucking baddont even say their names dude its so fucking gross eugh
miko would never say that in fornt of tojiko
>>50165152very cool witty post secondary now go continue feeling like shit cause u have no friends lol
You don't either you ugly, ugly failed homunculus and that cheap beer you swill is wasted on your tar blood you dumb fucking gorilla roach.
>>50165158>>50164729You aren't just gonna let him have the last word right?
Rainbow Alice
>>50165097I tried to keep the illusion of the blocky ends by cutting the wig at different lengths and making 6 tails instead of 4. The very first time it looked pretty on point but redoing all that work by yourself with no back mirror or mannequin head has genuine pain. Not to mention the wig getting heavy because of the spheres>>50165143me too man
>>50165170https://voca.ro/1ijALdguozux
Sorely mistaken if you think I'm going to waste my time listening to you, ogre
Shrek
>>50165229I heard he's green, is that true?
what a dead shithloe only way to get anyone to talk is to make them angry nobody says anthing otherwise u guys are pretty ufcking worthlessliteral tertiaries
>tranny monstrosity causes the death of another communitymany such cases!
>>50165257yea this place is sooooo dead for sure man the retarded groomed children arent gonna start spamming again in like 10 posts from now its sooo dead oyure so fucking histrionic man who even likes you you have no friends
>>50165278Post your cock?
>>50165278I want to slit your throat and watch you gasp for air as you die, gargling out blood as you try to scream for help but can't do it. The feeling would be so cathartic and euphoric.
>>50165278he y buddy go here for a sec >>>/vg/542887260they'll love you
why is there a minimum of 3 people that want to see this person's penis
>>50165312He's done it before under pressure off-site and I want to see if he'll do it again so I can laugh
Rika
>>50165326when i was like 16 years old you pedophile piece of shit
>>50165331and how long ago did it happen?
>the retarded groomed children>when i was like 16 years oldhmmmmmmm........
>>50165115https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDefense/comments/agz07u/it_really_truly_does_hurt_women_to_be_struck_in/https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfDefense/comments/agz07u/it_really_truly_does_hurt_women_to_be_struck_in/BTFO
>>50165328Evil Eye Sigma
>>50165340>Anonymous 10/17/25(Fri)00:45:16 No.50165340▶im gonna be 21 soon sooo uhhhhhhhhhh like a few years agoits really fucking retarded that i'm still hearing about this shit
>>50165366Flower Tank
>>50165372You seriously cannot be younger than me dog go do something else
Every /v/hu should cosplay.
>50165372you're a fucking embarrassment lmao
KEKAROOOOOOOOO
owari da
join my soku group
>>50165432no cause I'd get my ass kicked at those games
>>50165432ok because I want ayapussy
i can't play fighters for shit
>>50165432Ok just don't hurt me
MAHA MAHA MAHA MAHA
I pooped in the toilet just now
>>50165444those trips say a lot about /jp/hu…
the people that wake up in the mutt hours cant even be retarded properly lol u guys are so boring
like try to say anything original holy shit zzz
>>50165505AKYUUUUSEEEEEXXXXXAKYUSESEXESEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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MY WIFE LEFT ME !!!
yippie!
o worthless none of u can none of u can even put in the least bit of effort and at least post a cute 2hu with ur garbage ass worthless fucking post i mean at least do that much this is why everyone hates u and why u dont have any friends and have to try to fit in shitholes like this to feel like u belong anywhere tis really ts really really sad honestly
great you used up all the images in the thread for your schizophrenic posts
madokunt unironically deserves the Mussolini treatment
>>50165559its better than anything u wouldve posted so ya oh ya if we cant post images this is worthless now then bye
>>50165570FUCK YOU COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>50165570your images are straight up garbage, just like you
>>50165613hey I think the images are nice
>>50165630yeah but it's his personality that turns them to utter garbage
>>>/v/723436123Strike while its hot
>>50165817Oops its gone...Keep linking threads here and I will gladly keep using them
>>50165850That's how the cookie crumbles isn't it
>>50165278lmao bro the average age in 4chan is mid 30s. No young people go to imageboards, they all are in discord.
>>50165875I'm 23 and i use both, though i only use discord for yatsugooning purposes
>>50165894you little yatsuslut
>>50165899hee hee :3
>>50165875>lmao bro the average age in 4chan is mid 30slollmao even
I'm 20 and don't have discord
blud doesn't even have tik tok sheesh
fvaaaaaaaaark
you are all nerds
Tomorrow I'm gonna go to gamestop when they open and buy the new pokeslop... Not happy about it but what choice do I have except to eat the slop...
>>50166536You can not eat the slop
>>50166536>DUDE WHAT IF VICTREEBEL WAS FAT LMAOmega evolutions were a mistake that ruined the whole series
>LET'S SLAP PINK SPIKES ON DONPHAN AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMONparadox mons were a mistake
>>50166540If only it were that simple
>>50166549have self control
>>50166549It really is, nobody is forcing you to play it, its not like you have youtube or twitch channel that expect you to play it, just not play it play fun games instead.There are plenty series I stopped playing because they went bad why can't you?
>>50166554Compulsion. I've played every single pokemon game no matter how bad and sloppy. Things have been really fucking bad for a while now so I'm kind of desensitized to it, I'm not happy to give nintendo money but it is what it is. Watching other people play games gives me no pleasure unless it's in real life, so videos aren't an option for me to experience it. And I like forming my own opinions as well so just reading about it or watching clips won't be enough for me. I want to play it and dissect it in my mind while I go through the game.
>>50166578I'm sorry for you but it is what it is I suppose.I hope you'll either have fun or the game pisses you off so much you'll finally be able to break the habit.