Dance break
there's a /v/hu threadsave /v/hu
Why does Merth not like chubby reimu anymore?
Getting a mari1cc in IaMP after so long made me remember how this is probably the hardest fightan. I dread playing on hard.
i need to die
where were u wen jphu was kill
>>50248927Yeah don't. Anything above normal is just broken. Have fun fighting Yukari and her killing you from 100% health and you not being able to do a single point of damage due to her "Infinite Superspeed Flying Object" spellcard hitting you on the first frame of wakeup.IaMP just like SFW is a kusge and is not to be taken seriously.
so dead zzz
>>50249328hey roach, how's locktober been?
>>50249345shit
Did you see that cherry blossom? It's perfect
>>50249410XD
Uhhh soo humm... Which touhou hum... Which touhou would......Is anyone there?
>>50250278what do you want
>>50250278Which touhou is there?
>>50250292are you parsee? can we have sex?
>>50250337no i wish and no
You can't have sex with me.
Merth
>>50250292I just wanted to talk to you anon. How are you?
I need 1 more surreal event that's just a thinly veiled 50/50 shot between skipping your turn or gaining money for a custom game.
>>50250543I need more info about your game.
>>50249246fapping
>>50250507Life is miserable but I'm fine right now, had fun today.
>>50250587I'm glad to hear that you can find your silver linings even if they are sparse.
*vomits in diaper*wait a moment
>>50250587I want to fuck you
>>50250507Why is she like that
*grabs filled diaper and flings it at a random /v/hu**diaper lands on Kyoukoposter's face*Nyooooooooooo
having sex rn
>>50251038unpossible
why does ZUN draw the glasses this way, it's awful.
looks fine to me
/jp/hu will look at this and go "would"
>>50251149I don't fuck dogs
>>50251114funnier when you consider her TD portrait glasses do have a bridge that connects them he's become so lazy he cant even draw his favorite shillhu properly
I like Chiyari but her ingame art makes her look like more of a downie than the others
>>50251171Obviously you are not white
I'm blue
>>50251242That's disgusting! We just want the hat back.
>>50251228brazilians, mexicans and white girls fuck dogsWhite Men fuck horses
>>50251252@ruukoto is this true
>>50251149I LOVE HAIRY WOMENI LOVE HAIRY WOMENI LOVE HAIRY WOMEEEEEEEEENI LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOVE MY NOSE IN THEIR HAIR AND SNIFF THE PHEROMONES SO BADLY
Genjii naked dozega
mikobro btw
a mikosister is born
my charming Crown Prince...
Milko
Thoughts on the electronic keyboard on the title screen of IN?Maybe its not an electronic keyboard, I dunno I'm not much into music
>>50251149idk about THAT much hair but it would probabky be fun to play with
>>50251339Kogasa getting ready to shave Kagerou's body hair.
>>50251494the synth-y kinda thing? idk what it is either. it's a banger though, one of the best menu songs.
>>50251149that looks alright, but it's mostly likely because of the way the artist drew the hair. it probably wouldn't look so good on a real women
>>50251693None of us will never know a real woman so this doesn't matter
Most /v/hus are married so...
>>50251711I'm gonna need a source for that claim, Tewimom does not count as multiple people you know.
Tewigalaxy counts as 10 people
HEY TEWISUPERMARIOGALAXYThoughts on hairy women?
>>50251711To me.
...ira
.....nsuke
Why did gaypeehu fall off sisters
Not enough fusus
We need to have a /v/hu meeting.
>>50251275I still find it hilarious how merth's definition of hairy is putting a lot of emphasis on hairy arms for some reason. Nobody likes hairy arms on women, it's all about the pubes and armpits.
>>50252180You guys have such a weird fetishes that I'm not even surprised he made this "mistake".
Bring me Sluterth
>>50252214Name 1 weird fetish we have.
>>50252180I don't mind hairy arms...
>>50252225brapfagging
>>50252228those are clearly shitposts
>>50252180I forgot what the second part looked like but Kagerou's portrait does make it look like she has pretty hairy arms >>50251534
>>50252230You can say that again
>>50252233I feel weird that I have never fapped to a bondage hentai. It is my favorite fetish and it turns me on a lot.
>>50252230And how are you supposed to differentiate between shitpost and truth.For all I know you telling me that they are shitposts is a shitpost
>>50252180I actually like hairy arms so speak only for yourself in the future
>>50252247SAY IT IN RED
>>50252233It makes sense for Kagerou but he pulled the same shit with Keiki that one time>>50252247If it comes from a copypasta and is accompanied by a low quality pic, it's a shitpost. If it has a suspicious amount of detail and knowledge like those mikosisters posts, it's the truth
Shut up green dancer Okina didn't call you
How about we both shave? Mutual consensus.
Mai, Satono, I DEMAND you grow your body hair out in order to help start a sexual revolution in what men find attractive
>>50252269>green dancer okina
Can I not get raped today
>>50252315How am I supposed to read this post? Is it a genuine question, like asking a person to note rape you, for permission to be not raped? Or is it a sarcastic question, where you're expressing frustration at your inability to be raped?
>>50252320.....
I've been thinking about Parsee surprisingly often thanks to these threads. What other 2hus has /jp/hu brainwashed you into liking?
>>50252362Reimu and Marisa unironically
>>50252362The moonies (short for moon cuties)
>>50252362MarisaI fucking love Marisa now she's so silly but also really cool
>>50252362Narumi
Enough with the body hairDecide on the new fetish
>>50252369I thought moonie was degorative slang
when did I..........BECOME A /JP/SIE???????
>>50252395bondage pls we have had some of it
>>50252367>>50252385
The only Touhou related dream I ever had was Aya vomiting on me and then taking a picture of me and I still think about it every weekWhy did she do that
>>50252402Too hard to draw. It will never catch on
>>50252395Bimbofication
>>50252408what's an easy fetish to draw?
>>50252413naked dozega
>>50252413Amputee
Meanwhile in /d/https://files.catbox.moe/txdd8t.jpg
>>50252413pregnancy
>>50252362Why?
>>50252439I vote for pregnancy. Tewiblob, get to it
The shotagenda
>>50252452She's pretty, her clothes are memorable, her stage theme is really good, the cave Alice comparison is funny and i can relate to her jealousy sometimes. I've also seen that cropped picture of her saying might as well do it and have been wondering what the full pic looks like.
As opposed to forest Parsee?
Test
>>50252475>I've also seen that cropped picture of her saying might as well do it and have been wondering what the full pic looks like.Bro you will never believe the context of it
>>50252513Please show me, i don't care if it's gore or whatever, i just want to know.
>>50252519Why should I? Would it make you smile?
Suck gmy me balls
>>50252529I'M JUST CURIOUS, PLEASE SHOW ME
>>50252538Only if you promise you'll smile, then I'll post it.
Drawfag slasher film
>>50252577No matter what it is, i promise I'll smile. Could be laughter, could be joy, we'll see.
Drawfag slash fic
>>50252587Alright, here you go!
>>50252596I don't think I get it
>>50252596Ohhhhh. It's a bizarre crossover but a welcome one>>50252599It's a Smiling Friends reference though I'm sure that building is meant to be yellow
Could they even make Parsee smile?
>>50252579103 dies first
Final drawgirl PaintwifeKiller is Tewibraphog
Why is /jp/hu only active during weekdays? Aren't you supposed to be working? What do you even do on weekends?
>>50252630>What do you even do on weekends?Wait for you to come back...
It's a Yatsumistery we have to Yatsuresult Aunn
ruh roh
>>50252649Reimu fucks this?
on meira we're all cracking aunn
2hu that never get to use their condom in their wallet?
we ALL cracking goonji tho?
What shrine pet should futa Reimu use today?
yay another porn addiction post in a touhou thread yay!
>>50252630>Aren't you supposed to be working?Nuh uh>What do you even do on weekends?Play bido gam
>>50252707It's a series full of girls, what did you expect?
>>50252707futabroken
>yay another diaper addiction post in a diaper thread yay!
>>50252707homosexualanon...
i love sniffing 2hu feet and licking toesies yum yum yummers
>>50252780This but farts and braps being forced into my lungs until I die
which 2hu has the stinkiest most lung corroding STENCH permeating around them and preferably emanating from either their feet or asshole and WHERE CAN I FIND THEM
>>50252821Yuugi or Yukari or other 2hus ZUN """"""""""confirmed"""""""""""" that reeked in a radio show or whatever he does that gets quotes uploaded to xitter
/our/ guy potemGOD is the first wetern dev to have his 2hu game ported to consoles
>>50252860Good for him I liked UDONGEIN X.I know it's not the game that is being ported but still glad for him.
they are making fun of us in this week's bunbunmaru news...
is that so
>>50252878Maybe you guys, but not me.
>>50252878We made it to the news guys!5 minutes of fame!
Why is Buckethead so popular in /v/hu? And also why does the mofo have a fixation on Yukari?
>>50252889I am genuinely curious as to how you reached this conclusion
>>50252894I have seen him mentioned sometimes in this thread the rare times I visit it and when I enter Danbooru to search whatever his posts have 800 to 1600 likes.
>>50252905I thought veehuu was more of a pink pet bottle thread personally
>>50252918I thought they also liked Starraisins and Hatater. I thought PPB stopped posting some time ago. Or at least non-touhou content.
hatater is an artist? I thought he was an old namefag whose gimmick was hating Hatate
hatater was an artist who drew cuck porn when he got depressedhe's dead now
>>50253002I heard he faked his death to get out of doing commissions or some shit
I just realized there's 2 years left until th21. How do you manage to keep yourselves entertained for that long?
>>50253047Playing above normal difficulty
>>50252362
>>50253063she's just like me
>>50252703bad luck booty
>>50253047I still have so many squares left to fill in my chart it's insane... and single luantic grind can take me weeks, I'll manage
>>50253002When did he draw cuck porn? The few arts I saw was yuri, slavery, prostitution, etc.
Fuck /jp/hu! Fuck /jp/hu right in the butt!
>>50253047i take it easydont be a slave to the current gaming landscape and fomo
>>50253189that's dirty, that's how you get AIDS and poopdick
>>50253253I have read people talking about anal and they say that they rarelly get their dick dirty. And also I thought that hourai immortal 2hus and youkai did not need to go to the bathroom.
sumireko fucks older men
>>50253352sumireko fucks older menokina fucks younger boys
>>50251569>the synth-y kinda thing?Its definitely a synthesized keyboard or something like that. And yeah its awesome.>>50252180>GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DUDE DRAWS DISGUSTING HAIRY ARMS>HE SHOULD INSTEAD DRAW DISGUSTING ARMPIT HAIR!!!!Disgusting hypocrite.
Wait you guys keep your condoms in your wallet? Yuck.
I like hairy armpits and arms. Get on my level.
>>50253047>I just realized there's 2 years left until th21.Wait what? Two?
>>50253400>Disgusting hypocrite.I just think a designated spot of hair looks better than a bunch of hairs across the arm. Irl i don't mind arm hair and it tends to be a good sign that the girl has a hairy coochie but i don't like the way merth draws em
>>50253431>I just think a designated spot of hair looks better than a bunch of hairs across the armWanna know what a better spot is? Nowhere. Women should be smooth.
A girl who is hairy can keep you warm during the winter. Especially if she has additional bulk to go along with that hair.
I'd rather have a trimmed skinny/v/hugirl in my bed. There's plenty of blankets anyway.
>>50253474I prefer my women ghostly and frigid
i prefer my women tied up
bondageanon you need to calm down
HEY MERTHSettle this debate for us
>>50253514if i am bondageanon what anon are you
>>50253532sodomyanon
>>50253539bwuh??
No one who is heterosexual says bwuh. Not even our gayanons say bwuh.
>>50253515No its funnier watching you do it
>>50253552think again, bwuther
I like Mayumi
@ruukoto, name every homoanon in alphabetical order
>>50253552>Only gay people say bwuh>You can tell because no gay person here says bwuhBwuh?
>>50253552you are either straight or gay there is no in between
>>50253563merthsissyerthgayerthfagerthhomoerthbrapperthniggerthbwuerth
>>50253575that's not in alphabetical order you dumb machine*pichuns you*
>>50253554Merth watching and destroying /jp/hu after being HEY MERTHed one too many times
>>50253579its been a hard week
Liking penises doesn't make you gay.
>>50253575I'm safe
@ruukoto, how do I get Merth to reply to my posts with a drawing?
HEY MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHH GUESS WHATGOT YOUR NOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>50253598Suck his [P]
>>50253554What Touhous have hairy arms?
All beast Youkai have crotch forest
>>50253623Not many
>>50253685... don't have hairy arms.
>>50253664Go on...
>>50253669everyone that uses that word is a pedophile
Aerdfication
If you're not trimmed down there I am not dating you.
who would want to date YOU? hahahahah
Well.. _____(You)_____.
u-uh, anon....i don't... think about you... in that way...
I only date Marisissies
Man this game is fun
hating body hair is mikosister behaviour btw
Meira I Love Fucking
>>50253903Man that's some stiff animations. I really hate it when games have such stiff walking/running/moving animations.
>>50253928You move slow when you shoot but yeah game is kinda rough around the edges, no hiding that.
Meira meets Psylocke(forma de Marvel Rivals)
Should i go to a weeb con 2 minutes away from my house or should i stay here with my /jp/hu buddies?
>>50254177You should go, if its terrible you can just come back.Have fun!
>>50254183I'll check it out then.
nooooo don't leave us for touching grass we are cooler and better
>>50253968Ewwww British Meira
>>50254188find a cheek to pinch while you're there
Just met this weird Ran cosplayer at a weeb con not far from my house... eugh
>>50254242Plap him
>>50254177If you don't crossdress don't bother.
What's scarier?:>Giant (like human size) spider>Tiny kitten
>>50254265Alice
>>50252812>>50252780Yatsubrapper, I...
Rules of visiting cons as a /v/hu:1. Don't dress provocatively2. Don't enter bathrooms without a guardian
I miss Merth
She's got a wheely gouda rideSay cheese and BUCKLE UPFASTEN YOUR CHEESE BELTSFULLY LOADED... NOW WITH EXTRA SHARP FEATURES!
>>50254326Tewimom... 3D print this cheese and put it above your son's crib.
I'm back from the con, that was ass. Only noteworthy thing was the 2nd floor where you could play Crash Team Racing on a ps1 and other retro stuff but you had to pay to play.
>>50254335You... you were there for only an hour. What if they had a schedule?
>>50254335Congrats on leaving your cave to check it out anyway.Hopefully the next one won't be a bust
i told you...
>>50254339There was a cosplay contest coming up but the ones i saw were meh. The space was extra small too.>>50254340I hope so but i can't expect anything too cool to happen where i live, just your average Pokemon cards and low quality Dragon Ball posters
>>50254331I wish I had a son..........
>>50254358You could have used that time to buy cheap frozen pizzas and eat them while browsing here.
>>50254359hi
>>50254359I am your sonI killed Chang'edote on meMama.
do you guys think Junko would agree to have sex with her son's corpse if that returned him to life
>>50254326I wonder if it's edible
Take your plan B pills, hag.
>>50254326I am cheesed to have ridden this
It's evening here, who won today's hairy woman wars?
the barbershop
>>50255017>wife leaves you>steals immortality elixir>forces rabbits to pound mochi for eternitywhat a cunt
but what truly makes a piece of art "westabrap"?
>>50255133I do not permit barbershops
im fucking remilia rn
so sorry to hear
>>50255293GLHF
done fucknig remiliacouldnt cum she sucked all the blood off my penis
>>50255437Realistically what do you do in this situation?
>>50255437It's okay, I've seen better
>>50255486It's up
>>50255437I need futa Remilia's cock in my mouth goddamn it
>>50255559How did you break your stylus Merth? Also cuteshika!
he stuck it in his urethrer
>>50255743Why is she like that
Because she's silly
>>50255559Why do you ignore us Merth?
>>50255844>ackings of the troonshi lotois
Not this again
LOL LOTOIS MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT
oh my god LOTOIS
Seijadev post a demo or something
pedy out of NOWHERE
MY FVARKING HEROOOOOOOOOOO
peggerth
Will you be playing Seijadev's game?
Maridiaper & Yatsubrapper in a Christmas Craper!
>>50256481>>50256481Oh My Koisneed!!!
it's my day off but they called me into work so I can't shitpost today sorry guys
>>50256579Eeeeh? You don't have a remote job?? Only kids don't work from home... kya hahah a
Eeeeh? You don't have a shota boyfriend??
You can't reach enlightenment if "love" gets in the way
I'm glad Merth doesn't do the thing paint and 103 do where they leave a bunch of unconnected lines between body parts and i have to draw them myself. This drawing only had 1 instance of that while your average '03 sketch has 20+
closed mouth version just in case
>>50256757>>50256741>shitty paintbucket fillThis is why I only ever use lines to "color" MSPaint drawings.
>>50256778Consider it a creative exercise and not a replacement. I recognize using the paint bucket won't give the most outstanding results, it's just a way for my untalented ass to pass the time.
What's love got to do with it?it's just a second hand emotion!
Nobody does that
>>50256803I slept with a vidya magazine once, does that count?
>>50256809You're a fucking slut
>>50256736Said the massive slut with massive titties
>>50256793In which case the nose you replaced is far more to the right than it should be. The outline of the nose represents its darkest part, that being a shadow. The bridge of the nose also connects to the eyes, hence it should be where the original nose was.
>>50256887thanks ariyanon, I'll keep that in mind
the taoists are the bigger sluts with all their orgies and "religious rituals"
Oyster pussy...
Otter pussy
ariya is a qt
i hate .qt files
i'm a qtphile
I want to make myself feel good with Chen's phild cussy!?
>>50257026But she's literally disfigured
>>50257079This nigga wears rocks
>>50257079So? She can be as ugly and disfigured as possible behind that mask and she'd still be cute.
It's the phantom of the opera thing
you see that flower? It's a nice view, makes me feel like some sort of phantasmagoria
Koisneeder:
>>50257079Evil Yatsuhashi
>>>/vg/545262752also 103illa is in that thread
she's not evilyatsuhashi is the evil one
>>50257194spoonfeed me how 103gger is involved in this thing
>>50257129do dimensional dreams also cause this effect?
>>50257194I'd eat meira's(futa) cum
She didn't say that
>>50257211all living ghost agree that said dream is unfinished
*game is unfinished
>>50257208He drawfags mostly for /jp/ and /vm/, sometimes for the cup in general, like requests; also his hateboner for yuri shines through as seen above in that thread
>>50257079I wish that,You could see,Your scars turn into beauty~
>>50257240BASED 103 destroying yuricucks by making their girls BLACKED. he's my HERO
why do my attempts at a /jp/hu - 4cc crossover bever work…
they are making fun of us in the lunar capital...
>>50257300thankfully i'm not a Gensokyo native, so it's totally fine
Dan sure knows how to get me in the right mood
i'm in heat dani'm in heat
>>yuricucks>based blackedDo self insert cuckolds/hetcucks realize the irony of their mindset
are you a /4ccg/ fren?!*insert marihappy here*
I need to plap a kigger
who is Tamamo no Mae?
>>50257325I'm going to eat out your fox
>>50257325Yuritranny.....
>>50257366selfinsertroon... selfinsert delusional cuckold...
>>50257378headcanonyuritroon.....
yuri is just foreplay to me. I get to see two cute girls going at it and prepping themselves for my fat green dick
>>50257381Headcanonselfinsertroon...
.....
why is NTR the thinking man fetish?
>>50257387nouyuritroon.....
...!
bros, my wife got plapped today by a gorilla but it's okay I self inserted as him while jerking off in the corner so it's all good now. Feels good having the SUPERIOR mindset
>>50257395Thoughts on the Yakumo family household?https://files.catbox.moe/xoehso.mp4
uh ohmelty
>>50257412there is one at /4ccg/ about us
>>50257410thoughts nonehead empty
>>50257417I don't know what that is or care
omg the gorilla is here!
>>50257424>>>/vg/545265872
consider this problem. how do you solve it?
>>50257436is that so
>>50257437Shou's laser shaving clinic
I miss Tony
>>50257498Who the FUCK is Tony?
>>50257437"fox who can't hide her tails"should be"fox who can't trim her bush"
It's up
>>50257501You know, Tony from the old times.
>>50257608ah yes, how could I forgetwe NEED Tony
Did you know that, in folklore, you could get pregnant by sitting in a chair that a man sat on before?
>tony is forgottennyo...
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOhoooooooohoHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thoughts on Marisa "Hardened War Veteran" Kirisame?
>>50257644This is how I imagine Mariposters
>>50257644marisa is so handsome...
>>50257634Marisa, shut up!
>>50257644she was out there for days...Imagine the musk!
It's
>>50257673...
>>50257644Manrisa
i was about to say the mort marisa edit was never funny but then i looked at it again and chuckled, why am i like this
>>50257714:-)
Which marisad has the most value right now so I can invest in it?
Crusty manrizad peaked around last month now nobody remembers it, it's fucking over
>>50257673Mima would NEVER do that to her own daughter
Paint spotted in the koakuma thread
mokou spotted in eientei
Byakuren spotted abusing her followers
Byakuren spotted raping her followers
Rumia spotted in....
Byakuren stop it please
Byakuren keep going please
byakuren-sama...yamete kudasai aaaa. iku, iku, ikuuuuuuu
>>50257902BallsOver
>>50257914>saying another woman's name during sexByakuren will not be pleased
What do you think life is like being a taoist in Gensokyo?
half of you taoist are already dead
>>50257924Killed by the Buddhism jihadists within two weeks Glory to Hijiri-sama
>>50257914>iku, iku, ikuuuuuuuWhat is it, dipshit? She's busy.
Lmao her name is Cumming
>>50257935tell the Dragon Palace I'm coming
which beast matriarch gives the best head?
>>50257976
>>50257976Yummer and it's not even close
>Yahtzee Missionary >Sucky Cowgirl>YummerBlowjob
What do you do in this situation?
>>50257989Chop her arms off
>>50257976Its obviously Yuuma, anon...
Which matriarch is a turtle?
Pick a game
>>50258029Nioh 2
>>50258012Genji
>>50258029crash tag team racing
>>50258037This artist draws futa
Pick an anime
>>50258032That's... gonna be a tough one I think. Hold on.
>>50258049Kemono Friends!
>>50258049the one with the robot girl
>>50258125Plastic Memories?
>>50258125Nichijou?
>>50258032Oni thread again it is.
>>50257902I always think of Suwako when I see this imageWhere's her collar and funny ball tie?
>>50257749This Marisad
drawfag """"""""""humor""""""""""
What are some funny drawfags?
post the japanese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>50258536103
is it safe to assume it's just one guy obsessed with 103?
>>50258573Almost every namefag has someone obsessed with them
>>50258564I agree gorillas are funny
>>50258578koishidrawbab doesn't
what about satoriwritegrandpa
Sayyers?
>>50258029>>50258032Well that one failed spectacularly. Didn't grab enough attention.
*sings in the most beautiful and angelic voice ever heard by man*
>>50258798God fucking damn it i forgot my image
what is he singing
>>50258536Me.
LOL
