I love my 500 years old vampire hag
>>50296477Hagmilia
Hag Remi feels very wrong
>>50296477>>50296609>>50296694Remilia has been farming omega power.
>>50296694Canon Remilia proportions.
Best Remi has a adult hips and ass while still being flat as a pancake
>>50296921Yes
>>50296694Average Japanese man standing next to a 6' vampire.
>>50296921thats canon remilia, did you see that thigh space suit in that official illustration?
>>50296971>180 cmThat vampire is 3 meters tall, anon!
>>50297012Actually I can read moon and it says 5' 11" vs 6'
>>50296694>>50296921Loli body, hag mind.
Leaky loli body!
I like Remilia best when she is depicted as also behaving like a hag.
>>50298276this, 500+ years old should be elder tier. we need more lolibabas than suwako.
>>50298276I like her trying to come off as an older, elegant lady but not quite pulling it off or her inner petulance getting the better of her.
>>50299398I love her so much
Remilia is virgin and pure.
>>50301018God I wish
>>50298202Mistress..wetting the bed at your age!Shameful!
>>50297010>thats canon remilia, did you see that thigh space suit in that official illustration?Which one ? I'm curious
>>50301157I wish any girl enjoyed my company at all.
>>50301259I only care about Remilia, don't care about other women, unless she can cosplay Remilia and she has her personality
>>50301340good luck finding a grown woman that looks and acts like remilia lol
Remi made a friend
>>50301425All women are arrogant and childish, and in spite of what roasties would tell you there are short flat womanlets out there.
>>50301519And if you want shortstack remi (like me) those are very much present too
>>50301519>>50301539But do they have bat wings? That's very important
>>50301539Hello, wanna chat ?
>>50302143BAT MILK
>>50302167I am the night!
>>50301237CoLa//Chapter 18
Remilinya!
Remimi milk
>>50303703Too big
>>50307701How does Remi think she looks? No one is legitimately charmed by her. That's impossible when a girl is a quarter of your height. They only think she's cute in the same way a pomeranian trying to be intimidating is. How does she think she looks now? Like a seductive femme fatale in a bar? You're pathetic, Remi! You're pathetic, and that's why you're cute!I want Remi to know how pathetic she is! For being the younger sister, Flan sure undertstands her appeal a lot more!
>>50306217please refrain from posting 3d guys in this remi thread
I want to make Remi a mother
rip lungs
>>50307769What if you met Remilia and she called you disgusting 3d and told you to never speak to her again?
>>50308024the standard backup plan
>>50304490How about this?
>>50304490Don't click! >>50308054
>>50308182Too big
wake up ojou sama
>>50311354sex bat
>>50296477ICH MI HA!
>>50311346How about now ?
Who is the remilia scarlet of soccer lol?
>>50312108What is that, a German trying to speak Chinese or some shit?
>>50312349stop
>>50312164Good wingspan. I like it.
>>50312164perfect
https://youtu.be/8gDJglYeCDU?si=JENAU0dTvW4jxwwl
>>50312614>hypnotize>>50303251
>>50296477
am i ugly
>>50313728beautiful>>50315984too big
>>50316098faggot
Remilia says fuck you to titty monsters with oversized chests!
>>50317679She never said that.
I love this buxom vampire.
>>50317679If Remilia hates titty monsters why does she surround herself with them?
>>50321496She surrounds herself with ugly hags so that she looks all the more beautiful in comparison.
>>50296477I lost gallons to this
>>50322092
>>50322092Yeah, gallons of blood.
>>50324159the wiki says she doesn't drink much though (or is it just Remi propaganda)
>>50324185She can still have Sakuya collect all the blood and freeze it.
>>50324850Do humans willingly donate to Remi or does she need to force them
>>50324185She could drink an ounce per offering, it's still going to add up over time.To be frank I'd be more willing to believe Remilia has in total drank gallons of Sakuya's blood over anon spilling literal gallons of seed over any hu.
>>50324897but when I nut to Remi it must produce more cum because a lot more comes out.
>>50324911I just don't think you realize just how absurdly much a literal gallon of semen is.
>>50325062i've been nutting to Remi for over a decade. If you existed a century earlier or later you wouldn't know about her so make the most of it
>>50325539
I told you guys that encouraging the italian meme was a slippery slope.
>>50328895it's too late.
>>50329326slightly more clothed version
>>50330047Your dress is getting tighter Ojou-sama, time to lay off the cakes
Uh-oh! Big!
tummy
back
Smile
feet
I'm more interested in her cute wings
>>50332800How strong do you think her wings are? Does she actually use them to fly, could she send a fully grown man flying with a single wing? Or are they just kind of for show and just limply hang, only strong enough to support their own weight?
>>50332691hnnnngh!>>50332809they are strong enough to prevent humans from escaping while she drinks from them.
Remi nonconsensual wing hugs
>>50332990
Remi's having trouble flying
I want real vampires to completely show up Remi and make her cower in fear like a little bitch!
>>50334355remember to stretch
>>50333092Someone should draw Remilia cosplaying as Alucard
>>50301464I guess they could both bond around being the owners of mansions
>>50335958Cute Evil
Children with guns
Is Remi one of the only 2hus that actually speaks English?
>>50339214If she was, would that make her a bong?
>remi thread>no diaperpostingis it even a remi thread?
Changing Remi is a delicate and sensitive process. Anons have to train for up to year with fairy maids (and avoiding Sakuya, who jealously guards the changing duty). It takes over 6 months to learn just how to wipe the Mistress correctly!
>50340459>50340461Flandre...Get off the family computer. I know making fun of your high and mighty sister is funny but the nappy bit is not only untrue, but has gotten old.
Remilia's girlfeets are the ultimate forbidden treasure! She acts SO high and mighty, sitting on her throne and trying to be all charismatic, but you just KNOW that inside those little red boots her girlfeets are getting SUPER warm and sweaty!Imagine you're in the main room and she thinks nobody is looking, so she secretly kicks her boots off under her big dress! The second she does, the entire room is filled with the most potent, aristocratic, cheesy and vinegary smell! It would smell like aged sharp cheddar! A smell that carries 500 years of concentrated, cute vampire girlsmell!You'd tell her how much you LOVE the smell of her cute little vampire girlfeets and she'd try to play it cool, maybe even use her manipulation powers on you! But the smell would be SO POWERFUL that her powers wouldn't even work! Her charisma would just completely break down and she'd get SUPER flustered, puffing out her cheeks and going "W-What are you saying!? My feet are NOT stinky at all!" while her face goes beet red! She'd be so embarrassed that her noble, dignified girlfeets could smell so cheesy that she'd just be completely mindbroken!
>>50332998This is so cute.
Hi /jp/. This is Remilia from the Scarlet Devil Mansion and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and
>>50340520i blame sakuya for this.
>>50340520Stop soiling your diaper! Only lame vampires do that!
>>50339214i think of her as knowing at least french, english, latin, learned only basic japanese
>>50340520Flan get off my computer or I swear to gott I will end you!
>>50340459>>50340461>>50340473The Mistress's continence problems should NOT be made fun of. It's just that sometimes she gets a bit excited and leaky and makes boom boom when she doesn't quite mean to. It could happen to ANYONE! The Mistress is not any less of a respectable Ojou-sama just because she might drop a big no-no into her cute crinkly diaper every now and then. Lady Remilia has been working hard on matters important to Gensokyo and a few wee-wees or oopsie-poopsies landing in her omutsu are hardly a matter of consequence. It's not like she leaves dump-dumps on the floor whenever things don't go her way any more. Besides, the Moon Princess is famous for dropping pungent piles on the floor wherever she wills and receives no disrespect for it; so it should be with the Lady Scarlet. Ojou-sama's little log collection system is NONE of /jp/'s business, and is strictly between her and the legitimate purchasers of her used diapers from OFFICIAL Scarlet Devil Mansion outlets! Sneaking up behind the Mistress and startling her into making oopsie-daisies in her diapie is NOT funny and will be severely punished! I also hear it said that the Mistress uu's and cries on the changing table, which is FALSE. This toxic bullying has NO PLACE in our modern Gensokyo. It is high time that the Lady Remilia "Remimi" Scarlet the first was able to perform the offices of her station without her leaky loli bum chute brought into every conversation. It is simply time for us to get beyond thinking about how often and how hard her Pichuuns Central Station is visited by her chocolate choo-choo trains.
>>50340520motherfucker I was just thinking about that this morning
>>50340473my lungs are melted
>>50332998I still love the wing hats(?) CDS gave Remilia. They're wholly unnecessary and likely highly impractical, but that just makes them cuter.
>>50339214>Is Remi one of the only 2hus that actually speaks English?CP is shown to know English at one point.Flandre almost certainly knows English if Remilia knows it.Kosuzu can read English though that's obviously just thanks to her power.Maribel would know English, which probably means Yukari knows English.Sanae and Mamizou might know at least some English given their outside world exposure.It's not unreasonable to assume that afterlife associated characters that deal with more than just Gensokyo (so Hecatia namely) would probably know English among other languages.
>>50342964anons don't get that for sakuya, changing remi's messy soiled diaper is the final exam of being a perfect maid. cleaning dust is easy, any maid can do that. but managing remi's explosive mood swings on the changing table while dealing with a "code brown" situation takes a level of really high level of care. it's the ultimate act of service!fairy maids cant deal with it at all..the fallout from a full-payload remi-bomb can knock a fairy maid unconscious from three rooms away and that's a fact!
>>50296477Rejecting the Mistress!
>>50344180You are a cruel man
>>50344345Diaper soiled in panel 2
>>50343494Getting OT but this subject interests me:Eirin probably knows english if only to laugh at outside world medical journals If Eirin knows it she probably taught the princess at least a bitPatchy probably knows how to read it at the very leastPossible Alice as well>It's not unreasonable to assume that afterlife associated characters that deal with more than just Gensokyo (so Hecatia namely) would probably know English among other languages.I'm guessing Hecatia, the yama and komachi and maybe some of the other gods can probably just communicate with you regardless of language
>>50344470Patchouli definitely knows English along with every other major European language, and likely a couple of dead languages too. Someone as interested in the occult as her would want to be able to study as many esoteric texts as possible. It wouldn't be surprising if she could also read and speak near eastern languages and possibly even Chinese, all before leaving with the rest for Japan. Sakuya knows English for sure, and maybe French too since that was the language of nobility for a good while and she would at least need to understand it as part of her job. The odd one out in their household who might not is Meiling, but maybe Remilia still had Patchouli teach her some basic English to be able to do her job as the gatekeeper better, just in case they had English speaking guests approach. I'm sure Remilia also learned Romanian, just so she could better larp as a descendant of Tepes.
I REALLY WANT TO CHANGE REMILIA'S SOILED DIAPERI'D REALLY LIKE TO be the one who gets to gently undo the tapes on her cute, warm, and EXTREMELY heavy diaper after she's had a big "fate manipulation" incident!The moment its opened, you'd be hit by a powerful wave of pure, uncut MUSK! The smell of a 500-year old spoiled vampire princess who just made a big oopsie-poopsie! It wouldnt even be a bad smell, it would be a POWERFUL wave of extremely regal charisma and dignity! Remimi would be SUPER flustered, her face going beet red as she kicks her little legs and insists that "A noble lady does NOT make boom-boom!" but the evidence would be RIGHT there! I'd tell her that her messy diaper is the cutest thing in the entire universe and she'd get so flustered that she'd just huff and puff and let me clean her up! I swear I'd be so much better than that weirdo Sakuya!!!
Flandre...if you don't stop spamming the thread and do your chores I'm gonna have to put you in time out.
>>50346533Perfect remilia body
>>50344345I get bummed out every time I read this comic, I really gotta learn to stop
>>50344345Is this the only comic like this? Are there ones for other 2hus? Who's the artist
>>50347945There is one for Tenshi too
>>50348779Is that Remi's Christmas present? Because if so then I'd like to have Flan join us as well
>>50348779RIP hatater
>>50344345>>50348334>exact same reactionsLazy and lame.
Torso too long, would not bang
Remi looks off today
>>50355212boob havers need flat
i neeed
>>50357570Cute belly
>>50362196Slavic Remilia
Remibump
>>50366765giving Remi-chan a bump~
>>50366769FAT FAT FAT
>>50366788She's just full of life
same
>>50367184Why are you posting a pic of me ?
>>50370675qt remimi
>>50370675Would marry
kon kon remi
>>50371431a dangerous one
her legs... guys...
her forehead.... anons...
>>50375975me on the bottom(i'm the chair)
>>50303703Damn she sucked out all of my fat cells
flan is about to do something to this thread
I want to get my blood sucked by Remi
>>50380336deep breath
I want to get my penis sucked by Remi
Remimi Messydiapers.
>>50380336>>50382414Why not both at once?
>>50388487Good idea.