Will buying a glock help me get a QT glock gf?
>>61435116Girls don't like guns, they like accessories.
>>61435116Girls will pretend to like guns to get attention from simps
>haha im aiming ur gun at u :) ;*>WHAT WHY ARE YOU YELLING CHILL I DIDNT EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER FUCKING CHILL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL RIGHT NOW
girls like full-size .45s because they big and soft recoiling.
>>61435116Plinkers, curves, cowboy nostalgia, cute paneling or colors.Sometimes, something masculine and sensible, not aggressive or exotic, if she plans to rely on it.Low recoil if possible.One ex had a P226 as her home defense pistol.Another had a Beretta 92FS in red-direct / "condition 0" on a dainty princessy nightstand beside her bed.
>>61435116>QT glock gfIt will help you get girl(boy)friend
>>61435203even women know that gun safety is for faggots. she's having fun and thats all that matters.
>qt redneck girl draws on youwhat do, /k/?
>>61435246Let me catch you lackin nigga see how calm you remain.
>>61435270AH GUN!*BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*
>>61435270In that specific position as the cameraman, I might dive to put the engine between us. She's drawing kinda quickly. And smile means nothing, it's like a dog wags its tail when it's excited but excitement can also precede aggression.Out in the open, I would put my hands up but bend my legs to lunge aside.
>>61435281Test
>>61435116>green laserBurn the coal
>>61435116My dick
>>61435116>What gun do girls like?My wife likes my PPKs, 92FSs and engraved shotguns or lever-action rifles with nice wood (inb4 I've got some nice wood for her).Her sister likes white AUGs, PX4s and probably an LCR with one of anon's neon orange grips.My sister likes uzis, mac-10s and glocks with a switch.
yeah
>>61437233That's a man.
>>61437021Does your sister have big tits?
>>61435116You will be the cutest girl of all!
>>61437233>man>wears diapers >dresses up like a girl and gets fucked in the assWhat happens in someone's life to act like this?
>>61435116If we're talking about purely aesthic terms, I've talked to several girls about what (please suspend your disbelieve for a while) and most of them will consistently call the PPK/Bersa Thunder a "pretty" pistol. On the other hand, they mostly see the Blocky Glock as "ugly". Besides those, Some also find snubnoses "cute" and Black Powder Revolvers as coolSomeone make a list of guns to compare aesthetically and I'll see if I send her the list to see which she likes the most>inb4 muh dick
Girls love revolvers a lot. Smooth shooting and cowboy masculine classic.They also like 5.56 and birdshot shotties. You don't wanna give em a gun with crazy recoil as they'll probably hate it while doing that standing lean back woman shooting stance that's so common
>>61437233That's a man and his groups are shit.
>>61437297She's 12
>>61437021Is your sister a sista?
>>61435116BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>61437654outv 10!
>>61435116they dont like guns
>>61435203Goddamn fuck you. I'm literally shaking with with rage right now. Fucking bitches
>>61437474Ok, just sent one some pics of the following guns and this is how she ranked them from most to least good-lookingFrom best to least M1911PPKLugerModel 10BerettaP229PiettaGlockWebley
>>61437321Interdimensional Jew demons taking over empty soulless vessels
>>61435116Girls just like it when you shoot and protect them
Only if you have a Nagant
Start with .22lr pistolsIn fact everyone likes plinking with .22lr, that's why I always have a .22 revolver when I go to the range.
>>61437233>>61439770Show benis
>>61437321>man >wears diapers >dresses up like a girl and gets fucked in the ass Based.
>>61435270Mating press
>>61435270They're rednecks so they probably beat the shit out of her later on
>>61435116Glovk will get you a boyfriend
>>61435116Glocks and ARs because they're light and girls like to ask for help when they jam, and since they jam for everyone they don't feel like they're doing something wrong.
>>61439770Karl eating good
>>61435116Something she can rely onProtecc babbies
>>61437233Natalie Mars, right? I don't get her popularity. She looks like one of my nerdy friends if he put on a wig and makeup. Eugh.
>>61441970>She looks like one of my nerdy friends if he put on a wig and makeup.Does he know?
>>61441970He takes it up the ass like a champ while golden showers wash away the bukkake facial. It's pure perversion.
>>61441970>she
>>61435116>tfw my wife hates guns >not ideologically, but because she doesnt like using themSo I keep trying to train her so that she can at least defend herself if I am not around. My attempts have been unsuccessful. So now in my absence our spaniel is charged with defense of the homestead. Shit sucks.
>>61437233My jawline's not bad, but goddamn, I'd love to have his jawline.
>>61441851While that turned out great, that was an absurdly risky and stupid move, just walking straight into his line of fire to shoot him. It's not like it would have been difficult to move into a better position.Then again, I suppose when the adrenaline is pumping, you end up doing dumb shit that is easy to criticize in hindsight. Still, though...
>>61441851I still don't like the angle of her shot, it seemed awfully close to the lady and kid trying to run away.
Ok but how did yall inform your lovers that you're into guns in the first place? Seems like if you have a photo with one in a dating profile you get it taken down/massive disapproval.I live in a cucked state so I'm playing against a stacked deck from the jump. I hear Asian women think guns are cool, no idea if this is the case. What would be the play? I don't care about volume of bitches I just want one cool one.
>>61446537>Ok but how did yall inform your lovers that you're into guns in the first place?I put a gun to her head while she was blowing me.
>>61435270*unzips dick*
>>61441970>>61442246Never seen him cum in a scene, 0/10 gay for pay faggot
>>61446115Get a silenced .22 for her to shoot and stop giving her shit every time she misses a water jug from 10 yards.
>>61435116I bought my wife a pink cerakoted 43x with a trijicon rmr and she loves it, I'm hoping it'll be a good gateway into guns for her.
>>61441851>Steps right into his line of fire>Puts the kid into her own line of fire>Steps right in front of the car being driven by a panicking womanHow can you make decisions this bad and get lucky on all of them?
>>61446537>Seems like if you have a photo with one in a dating profile you get it taken down/massive disapproval.Be attractive and muscular>ugly guy with gun = "ew gross creepy schools shooter!">good looking man with gun = "ughh literally shoot me daddy"(actually had a girl say this onceSkill issue. I live in Canada and had a pic of me shooting on tinder and it never caused issues
>>61446769Sometimes you don't get to choose your line of fire. That slowmo mom grabbing the kid chose to stand there and were not moving fast enough out of the way. By stepping up, she closed the margin of error to miss and hit them. Seemed like it may have been the best move to stop the threat right there
>>61437321>>61439707he met bill clinton more than once as a young man
>>61446537this>>61446809
>>61435116I a girl sees you with a glock she will think you only have sex in missionary under blankets with lights off and gets the ick
>>61449321I've been shooting my beretta bobcat a lot recently, and my gf was mad this morning because she had a dream last night she found me with two whores. So take that for what you will.
>>61435116I'm conflicted. I like the idea of a woman. I like getting laid. I've had three girlfriends and each of them ended a bit bitter. I'm trying to get back into dating but 90% of them are just awful. If she isn't covered head to toe in tattoos and rides the cock coaster, you're going to get some combination of "Taylor Swift, God first before anything, my massive male dog has to like you." "Tacos and margaritas." "Nobody gets between me and my niglet." "Buy me things, I'm a vapid cunt." Am I the problem? I've got my life together. Is it too much to ask the same?
>>61437654That’s not an answer to my question
>>61437233I've jacked off to him
>>61449701Fuck off, poo.
>>61446537>Seems like if you have a photo with one in a dating profile you get it taken down/massive disapproval.Dating sites aren't designed for men to find long term relationships; they are designed to feed a woman's ego.
>>61446537What kind of fucking women are you dating holy shit I've never had a problem telling someone I'm dating that I own guns most women I've been with have shown an in learning to shoot
>>61446646Kek, gunplay>>61446809I am attractive and lean /fit/ the issue is I've had photos get ripped down by the app itself. I'll try a small video like you mentioned and see anything changes. Picrel, ignore the bootleg magnum research shoulder holster. Long since dead.>>61451129Fair enough, I believe that from my experience but how I see it is dating apps are loot boxes and you just keep spinning the fucking wheel until you pull the legendary you want.>>61451327Very very very misinformed progressive types, anti-gun conservative types (No idea how that happened lol). I usually try and vette women out by asking a simple question>What is your thoughts on a nightstand gun incase of emergency?My brain fucking fell out of my ears ala liquid by this one broads answer. She said having a night stand gun increases your chances to die because the home invaders have their guns up already where you have to lift up your gun and then aim so you'd just die and therefore you shouldn't have a gun on the nightstand.I genuinely cannot make this shit up, if you typed out what she said to me I would've written it off as fake rage bait by some incel troll yet there I was bewildered. (She was a pump and dump to say the less)
>>61451496>attractive and leanLMFAOOO>wristcel
>>61451496You look like a fucking school shooter dude. Maybe stop dressing in all black like some kind of retard.
>>61446537>Ok but how did yall inform your lovers that you're into guns in the first place?My wife found out I owned guns the second time we met when we got in argument about gun control and I invited her shooting in the middle of it. She was antigun but only in the 'antigun by default' way that like 90% of American chicks seem to be. Came around pretty quick.I can't comment on dating apps, never used them much before I got married, but I've invited some of the Euro and Anglo chicks from work shooting a few times and I don't think any of them have ever said no. My hospital is attached to an Ivy League so we get a lot of doctors and researchers from overseas as part of fellowship programs or doing fellowship programs and they're always eager. Partly because gun ownership is rarer and therefore less of a political issue back home or because it feels taboo, exciting and very American to them.
>>61451496You're not lean, you're skinnyfat.
>>61451496>I see it is dating apps are loot boxes and you just keep spinning the fucking wheel until you pull the legendary you want.Women who are "legendary" aren't on dating apps; they get all the attention and validation they need from guys they interact with IRL. The dating apps are for those girls who look fine, but as you get to know them, you start seeing red flags.>anti-gun conservative typesYeah, since the 1800s, (((they))) have been using propaganda and taking the Bible out of context so that Christians would always be the type to "turn the other cheek and forgive 70 times 7 times."
my gf likes my 1851 Navy because she can't figure out how to kill herself with black powder
>>61441851Based milf
>>61437233>>61439770the gf(male) excuse is only valid if the tranny is cute, those two are hons
>>61435116girls do not like guns, same as how they don't really like any male dominated hobbygirls feign interest in these hobbies to get attention from men or because the man they're with is into said hobby