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>eats over 100 year old meat
>fine

>eats chinese mre from 2019
>almost dies
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Are you man enough to try the ratio no. 13?
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>>61463551
Did he review the mgs3 meme bread?
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>>61463551
they are all just goopy rice slop anyways, he shouldn't even bother with reviewing them
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>>61463551
>gutter oil
>melamine milk
>dead pig meat
They trained themselves for a potential global famine.
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>>61464656
What is a caloriemate like to eat, looks like thick doughy shortbread.
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>>61464787
I unironically like the cheese flavored Calorie Mate. It is a very weird experience eating them and it's hard to describe. Suffice to say they fucking expand like HELL in your mouth after absorbing your saliva and can make swallowing it difficult if you ate too much.
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Anyone know where I can buy it for the UK
I really want to give it a go I love Steve so much
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>>61465164
Do you eat live pigs?
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>>61465171
Crud >>61464762
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>>61465171
>>61465181
Dead before the slaughterhouse, presumably of diseases.
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>>61464762
Gutter oil seems like a polite way of saying oil that has been strained out of people's shit.
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>>61465391
it's literally oil from the sewers or gutter
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>>61464668
Goopy rice slop is what makes it's interesting. Just funny to think that for some poor fucker that his daily meal
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>>61464787
I've only had the OG flavor. But it's dry, crumbly, and lightly sweet. Fairly good overall.
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>>61463551
To be fair, he did acknowledge that the more recent PLA rations are tolerable. They've moved from making rations purely for show to rations that are at least edible in theory, with limited production numbers.

But in the end, it really doesn't matter. The PLA is extremely reliant on field kitchens and largely doesn't use MREs, since they aren't really an expeditionary force by philosophy. While I don't underestimate China, I highly doubt they will ever have the same logistical flexibility as a western military when it comes to that, and their MREs will likely remain reserved for special forces and paratroopers.
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>>61464762
>dead pig meat
as opposed to eating living pig meat, kicking screaming?
(actually, that does sound like something Chinese would do)
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>>61466106
>in early March 2013 over 16,000 dead pigs were found in the Shanghai Songjiang section of the Huangpu River
>local pork dealers would buy up dead meat unfit for sale, process it in illegal workshops, and then re-introduce the products into the legal market
>The BBC reported that some pig corpses were infected by porcine circovirus
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>>61464787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7-Z6YsroA&t=178s
Good old Ashens reviewed them years ago and he didn't like them at all.
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>>61465250
Lmao, actual corpse-starch, who is to say they didn't throw a few wangs who died in industrial accidents in the meat processors to. As a treat.
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>>61463551
>>almost dies
What does this mean, exactly? Getting a grumbly tummy isn't almost dying.
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>>61466197
Shit, I remember this. Just filth, the US is bad, but imagine doing this just to turn a profit, it's a whole other level
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>>61466308
Iirc he got Botulism from the chink mre.
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>>61466343
Ok so again what does that mean exactly? There's mildly discomfitted and there's in a coma at death's door from paralytic organ failure with minutes to live. What was it EXACTLY? Not being a dick to you specifically but the vagueries are annoying, it typically means people have no fucking idea what they're talking about.
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>>61466346
>There's mildly discomfitted and there's in a coma
Anon, if you want to post on this website you need to at least pretend that you speak English.
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US MREs is science-food. Do other countries who don’t make MREs in laboratories have to deal with constant spoilage? Is “fresh” MREs an alien concept?
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>>61466346
Botulism is a serious fucking disease. If it progresses far enough it can cause paralysis of the diaphragm IE it stops you from breathing because the muscles that do the breathing cannot move. It's extremely deadly and few people survive.
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>>61466346
Botulism is a big deal. It can cause breathing difficulty, along with extreme gastrointestinal distress (vomiting, diarrhea).
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>>61466358
You can get away with some older practices like tinning, canning, freeze drying, etc. But you won't get the low weight, decent flavour (unless you get a vegetable omelette) and easy storage that the US has been able to achieve. A surprising number of other nations have decent rations too, and you can even get fully civilian shelf stable rations in many places designed for either backpacking in the Alphs, or emergency survival food for natural disasters or government fuckery.
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>>61464787
dry and crumbly but fucking delicious
the cheese one a best
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>>61466231
Fresh off the lathe, pressed wang fresh off the fork truck.
Deep fried in traditional Chinese gutter oil.
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>>61463551
I haven't kept up with Steve lately. Did he almost die again? I remember years ago he had some Eastern European MRE that almost killed him (Ukrainian?).
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>>61466231
Lmao
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>>61467433
Ukrainian one and a Chinese pork noodles.
He doesn’t like to talk about the MREs that made him sick because he’s just that kind of person.
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>>61464762
You have it backwards. The Chinese will eat anything because they lived through so many famines already.
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The most baffling thing about Chinese rations are the tiny packets full of mysterious pickled vegetables. Are they supposed to be rice toppings or something?
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>>61466106
>actually, that does sound like something Chinese would do
Because they do, mostly in the south. I have traveled 3 times to china for work. In the south they have all the weird cuisines, in the north it's mostly meat and potatoes and it's kinda like european cuisine.
They explained to me why they torture the animal but the guy spoke broken italian so I only understood bits, but basically they believe in some places that torturing the animal makes it release "enegy of survival" that is supposed to enhance the flavor and make you live longer.
They were about to pour ladles of boiling water onto a dog so I had left.
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>>61467530
Maybe it's to prevent scurvy?
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>>61467530
yeah they are eaten together as a snack. You can actually buy them in normal asian stores in germany. My mom bought some and they smell like rotting garbage, literally when I opend my garbage bin it smelled more pleasant than this stuff.
I dont know if they sell old or faulty ones but they are fermented a month to long
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>>61463551
>eats chinese mre from 2019
>almost dies
which video is this?
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>>61467601
Asian markets are bad at rotating their stock. You have to check the expiry dates closely.
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>>61467651
>Expiration date on chink foods
Might as well check the stance of the moon to decide if it's still good.
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>>61463563
They copied the MRE?
Can they actually innovate ANYTHING?
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>>61467651
Never ceases to amaze me how many retards worship Asians necause of pop culture when real Asians do some really heinous or underhanded shit and on a regular basis at that
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>>61467591
You fortify rest of the slop...
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>>61468368
Do people worship Asian culture besides lusting after tight, hairy - uh... You know and dumplings and noodles?
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>>61467933
Copied and made it better
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>>61467933
Mostly seem to have done it as a show off method. They don't really have use for them which is why they tend to rot and have a 50/50 chance of being something that will kill you. I wonder how many even have real food in them instead of pure chinesium brand noodles and plastic.
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>>61468518
>Do people worship Asian culture
Yes. Hop on over to /v/ once in a while if you can stomach it.
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>>61466365
>>61466411
>if
>can
>few
So you have no idea. You are just repeating shit without knowing either. Why did you even reply?
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>>61467546
>They were about to pour ladles of boiling water onto a dog so I had left.
I would think you were shit posting, had I not accidentally seen a video of a chink killing a cat with a blowtorch
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>>61469174
>People tell you he had botulism
>Ask what it means
>Get told what it means
>Act like a faggot about it
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>>61466365
>paralysis of the diaphragm
of all muscles, it stops the signal from the brain from reaching the muscles. you slowly asphixiate to death without being able to do anything
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>>61468852
>made it better
at killing the people who eat it?
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>>61469473
killing foreigners who are not supposed to eat it
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>>61469496
China sure can think ahead, how does the MRE know when to kill the consumer?
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>>61465505
Yeah but that gook is a combat veteran. He can survive off dirty pond water and maggoty rice for weeks. For him, there is no USO. There is no going home. He has victory, or he has death. Nothing else.
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>>61468852
Coped and made it worse
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>>61469505
Quantum botulism technology
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>>61469505
PLA biomutants are immune to Chinese MRE's adverse effects.
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>>61463563
Why did they number their ratio of doom with the western number of bad luck instead of 4?
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Why do you make fun of the Chinese when a small detachment of the troops in the north are enough to conquer entire US of A, dudez? Should be less arrogant, but then...
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>>61469519
And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not MREs, these were from the gutter... strained oil. This oil filled with sewage, which had feces, which had children, who were filled with bugs... but they had the strength... the strength... to eat that.
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>>61467546
Chinese aren't fucking human, literally getting off on the energy released by the suffering of living creatures like some fantasy monster race.
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>>61469702
>Chinese are Dark Eldar
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>>61469702
Kek
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>>61469174
Diseases aren't video game statuses, people will be effected differently.
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>>61469262
>>61469792
No shit you mongoloids, I've been asking how badly he was affected from the fucking start.
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>>61467933
>Can they actually innovate ANYTHING?
That's the neat thing about communism; you cant!
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>>61469872
How do you think he still looks so young? His body has auto-botox syndrome.
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>>61469174
God damn, you are an illiterate fucking retard.
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>>61463563
no
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>>61464787
it tastes almost precisely like the cookie part of an Oreo, but softer/moister.
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>>61469601
The chinese have had to eat worse. I don't have the pic but there's an anecdote from the korean war that chinese conscripts had to sift through horse manure for basedbeans while american troops were getting hot chicken
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>>61469601
>>61471970
The problem is that horrible suffering doesn't automatically make you stronger, it can just leave you weak and brittle.

A lifetime of malnutrition does not make for strong soldiers.
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>>61465719
This is really more telling of the Chinese army than any other image
Their army just has no flexibility
I don't think the US army is the best in terms of quality but I am certain that if you left a division by itself in fucking hating or some other shithole they would last at least a year without being resupplied
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>>61472046
What doesn't kill you, makes you fucking miserable.
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>>61463551
Why do the Chinese even need rations. They each anything.
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>>61471970

If you search "志愿军 马粪" (Volunteer Army Horse Manure), you get article after article confirming it. In Chinese of course.
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>>61472368
I swear, so much of chink animation must be done by people who are subversive regime haters who know what figleaf they need to make the censors think they are patriots.
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>>61472046
It has been genuinely gratifying to see so much of that 'strong man' absolute fucking horseshit get blown the fuck out over the past couple years. Soldiers need to be prepared for the field, but there's no moral or strategic good in abusing them for the sake of it.
A well supported, well fed, high morale soldier who knows CASEVAC isn't far behind is going to have a much easier time giving their all than a miserable fuck that's been beaten for nine months, had to stab a guy for his last meal and knows his only option if he goes down is a frag grenade retirement plan.
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>>61472405
No, it's just good ol fashioned Triumph of the Will type propaganda:
>we are very weak, so we had to suffer these hardships see, but we are very strong and can fight in spite of these hardships, so we will overcome The Enemy because of our superior warrior spirit
basically "hard times make strong men" taken to retarded extremes
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>>61467530
>the tiny packets full of mysterious pickled vegetables
Chinese cuisine is all about things to eat with rice, virtually everything is designed to be eaten with rice, like a deconstructed sushi (or rather, sushi is basically "prepackaged meal bites")

what should frighten you is the mysterious pickled meats

>>61467601
>as a snack
Not pickled vegetables, unless they're nuts and beans
The snacks would be the mysterious pickled meats, which are commonly eaten as bar snacks between drinks. Think tapas. A step up from packets of nuts or crisps, yeah? But fuck knows what cuts they use and what preservatives...
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>>61464787
Fresh dogfood if dogfood was humanfood. Better with something to dip/spread with it.

>>61465719
>The PLA is extremely reliant on field kitchens and largely doesn't use MREs, since they aren't really an expeditionary force by philosophy.

The assumption of foraging/locals feeding the PLA was mistaken. It is not mistaken in their maximalist "let's get Lower 48 Lebensraum." plans in tandem with joint First Strikes with Russia. When doctrine determines the Nukes are the war winning, decisive branch, the conventional military can have liberties taken with it-- as we're continuing to see in Ukraine on Russia's part. Kinzhals being worthless for that purpose put paid to those pipe dreams, but the door for further unpunished gain of function bioweapons bullshit from Beijing remains open in theory.
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>>61467546
The thing about China is that until the Yangshao (proto-Chinese) started ranging South, there were two related strains of ancestry in what is now Eastern China: Northern East Asians and South-Central East Asians (whom had extirpated and unequally absorbed the prior inhabitants (Longlin and Hoabhinians) further South and West. Chinese are from the former group. They slowly started invading, eliminating, and hybridizing in unequal ratios with the Southerners, first in prehistory and then going into recorded history. Southerners invented rice agriculture, their languages are tonal (Tai Kradai, Austro-Asiatic). From them the Chinese got these technologies and linguistic areal features. Austronesian also comes from South China but is not tonal. Northern East Asians, like Shang or pretend Xia performed human sacrifice. They had alien art, loved gutting people, made exchanges for bronze tech and horses with Afanasievo guys. Historical Southerners pre-Chinese absorption were also pretty alien, lived in dense city-village things. Implicitly it is from the latter that we get the animal torture, the eating anything, tattooing, extreme body modification, cannibalism, the robotic behaviour. They were like insects and lived in proverbial hives. Modern Southern ethnic Chinese, and because of medieval wars; population movements, Northern Chinese all have some Southern Chinese indigene in them. Before the great mongrelization, Northern Chinese were a much more comprehensible, Mongolian type of savage.
>t. chinkspert and turbo-anthroautist
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>>61473670
>chinkspert
tell me about the Cantonese people, anon
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>>61467546
Also the north eats mostly wheat based food like noodles and flat bread, rice is secondary because rice don't grow well in the north but wheat does.
China has a strong north south divide.
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>>61469601
>Apocalypse Chow
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>>61465411
Is it even oil at this point?
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>>61464787
If you ate a proper meal that day its very mediocre dry mush, like some kind of really soft cookie. If you haven't eaten in a day or two its delicious. I have something similar that are cinnamon flavored bars and while I wouldn't snack on them I appreciate having a 30 day supply of them.
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>>61467546
>They were about to pour ladles of boiling water onto a dog so I had left.
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>>61463563
I've tried to eat one of those (was a wife's present) and it was terrible, nearly inedible. We threw almost all of it in a garbage bin.
Lmao I checked and it's exactly this menu. Jeez, I was on verge of death.
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>>61464762
you need to be 18 or older to post here
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>>61472095
>I am certain that if you left a division by itself in fucking hating or some other shithole they would last at least a year without being resupplied
Yeah but it'd be at 1/3 strength and entirely composed of blacks and spics.
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>>61472046
>filename
Kek
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>>61472125
Birth rates are dropping, so they can't get 2-in-1 rations that double as soldiers.
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>>61474839
You wouldn’t survive a day in People’s Liberation Army
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>>61475253
>Being chinese
Why would you want to survive? Death seems like a mercy in comparison.
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>>61472736
>>61472405

Vidrel is from China's most expensive movie ever.
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>>61475279
Damn, this makes me respect the based Chinks
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>>61475361
You're trying too hard.
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>>61471970
>chinese conscripts had to sift through horse manure for basedbeans
Yeah, based
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>>61469537
Fuck off vanya
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>>61466411
Imagine being this retarded
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>>61467546
>Because they do, mostly in the south
you're a larping faggot

>>61474786
they don't even kill chickens that way, it's retardedly inefficient

>>61475279
yep, I know
and they'll make this shit while thinking that it demonstrates how
>haha we lost only 200,000 men while defeating superior Americans who should actually have defeated us, so that makes us actually very strong
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>>61475444
>you're a larping faggot!
>ignores the dozens of videos showing that exact practice being done year around even outside of the yulin festival
okay, all videos must be fake then you huge faggot
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>>61475444
>inefficient
Why would it being inefficient matter dumdum? They aren't doing it for practicality, they are doing it out of a twisted mindset that the process imbues the meat with a special quality.

Much like how they butcher endangered animals because they think their bullshit ancient chinese medicine is real.
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>>61472046
I don't know about USA, but both Koreas select taller soldiers for duty in Joint Security Area
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>>61475477
firstly, it's not a coastal southerner thing, it's a northern / west (rural) China thing, so >>61467546 is very wrong

secondly, nobody's
>pouring ladles
over any animal, you'll spend forever killing anything that way
what I've heard some people do is throw them in a big barrel of water on the rolling boil, and that is way more efficient while providing the same so-called results

southern Chinese cuisine isn't "weird", it's basic bitch stir fry 99% of the time, and for slaughtering your ordinary poultry, pork, cattle, etc the rule is the same as in most places around the world; avoid unnecessary toughening of the meat

>the dozens of videos
>>61475544
>they are doing it out of a twisted mindset that the process imbues the meat with a special quality.
they'd do that another way
and it's by no means common at all
it's very likely in fact that this is popularised by the Internet, you're essentially looking at chink shock schlock

I'll tell you what's real: baby mice poached in rice liquor
that was all it used to be, before the Internet
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>>61475617
listen here you little faggot, there are dozens and dozens of videos showing chinese people doing just that to both dogs, cats, rats and whatever, it's a think THEY DO. You're a little shit who think it's cool to be a contrarian "mmmm akcthually" but when multiple people say its true, there is LITERAL VIDEO EVIDENCE, and all the fucking videos come from the south of china and NEVER ONCE from the northen regions then I would start to notice a pattern here. You're either too dumb to even understand what you are talking about or you're a chinese trying to misdirect in order to push away the blame.
>southern chinese isn't weird
Yeah, totally, the stir fry rat and bats are normal while a meat stew with potatoes and veggies is fucking alien food.
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>>61475617
>noooo they don't do it! they arrre ries!
>okok there arre prenty of videos but they would do that another way!
>okok they do it that way but it's not common at all!
>what? the dog meat festival is one of the most popular and attended festival of all southern ASIA?
>ignole it ignole it! we only drank baby mice in liquor!
Your attempts at denyng any accusations were pointless the moment you can easily find hundreds of said videos ranging from the early 2000s to 2023. If you're ashamed of your countrymen just distance yourself from them and move on.
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>>61475663
>picrel
I'm chinese, AND I've eaten bat, NOBODY eats bat like that!
there's the right way of doing things and the wrong way of doing it
it's like you're looking at the equivalent of, I dunno, casu marzu, and claiming that it's representative of the entire cheese-eating habits of the Western hemisphere
>Yeah, totally, the stir fry rat and bats are normal while a meat stew with potatoes and veggies is fucking alien food.
same shit here
the northerners eat the alien food too, idiot
but you're conflating a microscopic, practically made up niche with everyday breakfast lunch and dinner
like saying every night American kids go out begging for candy in costumes

even the rat thing was the most extreme anyone actually chinese had ever heard of, and you had to go into deep rural China to get it

>>61475686
>If you're ashamed of your countrymen just distance yourself from them and move on.
fuck em, they're not my countrymen, I've moved on, I'm just saying this is inaccurate
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>>61475714
>microscopic
yeah, not really microscopic, chink
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>>61475714
Your fellow chinaman boils dogs alive and the villagers line up to eat them.
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>>61475743
his dick is tho lmao
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>>61475714
My wife is chinese (born and raised in hebei) and always told me that these kind of foods while not as common as normal everyday food are still considered "festival delicacies" and for special occasions especially in the southern provinces like yunnan, guandong etc
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>>61475788
>are still considered "festival delicacies"
or medicinal ingredients
or likeliest of all, Tiktok shock vids, which is a growing and disturbing trend
also,
>born and raised in hebei
> especially in the southern provinces like yunnan, guandong
I'm willing to bet that's regional rivalry
in Guangdong they'd say it's a Sichuan thing, in Sichuan they'd say it's a Hebei thing, round and round and round we go, where we stop nobody knows
the only reliable stories I've actually heard is the baby mice, and always in the most rural parts, whatever the province, the further north-east the wilder it gets

so once again, I reiterate, it's vanishingly rare to actually find these in normal everyday life
there are some practices which can be considered pretty cruel and disgusting, but this is downright cartoonish

>>61475748
they also boil insects and pearl dust to drink as medicine

look buddy, you're not gonna beat me on the
>DID YOU KNOW? CHINKS DO THIS!!!
score, I know way more than you do and I know what's real, not gotten off e-mail circulars or Listverse or Youtube or some random 4ch anon posting from fuck knows where

how would YOU know the difference between folk tales, urban legend, and actual shit people do?
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>>61474768
Sure, oil is oil, it just maybe has a bit of a flavor to it. Civilized countries burn it to generate electricity, or refine it as a diesel alternative.
But I guess when your food security is kind of fucky and you want to start shit that could get you sanctioned and the well being of your people isn't a consideration, any calory counts.
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The chinese desperately want to be seen as normal but being bug people is forever in their genes. The west will never accept you people.
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>>61475857
2 people I know from Guangdong told me that people around there eat cats, it's really more southern thing.
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>>61476061
>it's really more southern thing
I'd say it's more an urban/rural rich/poor thing, and the south has always been richer than the north, now and always
Guangdong is the richest province in China and large parts of it is coastal besides, it's the least likely to eat alternative/bush meat

but since China has seen nationwide famine in living memory, AND in most parts is still dogshit poor, chances are high that there are bushmeat eaters all over China
though if anything, Guangdong is far more likely to have dog meat, they're reputed for that, not dog

but do you know who actually eats the most cat and dog in the Far East? Vietnamese.
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>>61464787
Gotta say packaging makes it look really appealing, prob gonna start hoarding some since from what i've seen the taste is decent. How long does it last?
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>>61476395
Being richer is one of the reason why they try weird shit since they can afford it. SARS originated from there due to palm civet and pangolins are endangered due to poaching since it's a lucrative business, those who want to taste it pay big money.
When you have no extra money, stir fried veggies with pork is what you get.
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>>61463551
overrated youtuber
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>>61476520
>Being richer is one of the reason why they try weird shit
oh no, the other way round
bushmeat is mostly eaten by the poor, because it's critical supplements in a generally protein deficient diet
when you're rich you eat the exotic shit, yes, but not the pleb exotic shit, the rich exotic shit, like shellfish, shark's fin, caviar, that sort of thing

>When you have no extra money, stir fried veggies with pork is what you get
no, that's middle class
I was never this poor but my parents were: they ate like medieval peasants or perhaps American settlers, eggs, chicken or pork (because these are easy to raise) or fish (in coastal regions), a small piece about half or a third of what is regarded as a regular serving today
2 eggs a day. or 1 KFC size piece of chicken, or equivalent in pork or fish
the bushmeat comes in when people are really poor and really rural and they eat whatever animals are around them
dogs, cats, pigeons, these are more commonly found in cities so they're more commonly heard of, but out in the sticks is where the even more exotic stuff comes in, often because the jungle is literally on your doorstep.

>bat
>snake
I had, once, and only because my grandparents wanted to "relive the ol days" and managed to "acquire" some on the black market. it's usually all chopped up in pieces and boiled or stewed, if I hadn't been told what it was I wouldn't have known, save for the bat; the wings were distinctive. that stupid picture is definitely a stunt of some kind.
>palm civet
>pangolin
I never had, and my parents only once, and only because these animals were trapped raiding houses
it's like, oh I've caught a trash panda, what do I do with it? well...

the instant my grandparents stopped being dogshit poor, they stopped eating this crap, save for that one single occasion I mentioned.
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>>61475714
>I'm chinese
My condolences, FAGGOT
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>>61476395
Ah, no matter the country, the south is always backwards it seems
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Chinkbots should be ground to chinkfood.
Its their tradition and it would keep board clean.
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>>61476808
Do you not understand what "one of the reason" means?
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>>61476034
Cooking oil and industrial oil are two different things. I mean what is that gutter "oil" even? On chemical level
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>>61477143
A mixture of fats that people wash down the drain and shit out, which is then rendered and "purified", I believe. Of course, god knows what the oil has leeched out of the wads of toilet paper, hair, feces, baby wipes, cleaning supplies and anything else that's down there.
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>>61477167
So literal oil from human remains? I thought it was used oil from restaurants and food industry that chinks instead of throwing away decided to "purify" and resell?
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>>61477382
Most likely recycled oil as you said (which some pour down the drain into the gutter), purifying oil out of sewers probably cost a lot more than that.
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>>61477382
It's both. Gutter oil is a very ambigous term, and obviously there is no standard. You can find plenty of videos online from people collecting it from actual sewers. There are also cases where, like you said, it's simply second-hand oil from restaurants.
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>>61464787
I used to eat the fruit one like every day at work when I lived in Japan. It just tasted like fruit flavored shortbread.
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>>61475617
>>61475714
Fuck off you noguns chink bug.
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>>61472046
does the best Korea soldier even come up to the worest Korean shoulder if you take off his cover?
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>>61474768
its old cooking oil that got flushed in the sewer captured by scavengers refining it out of the sewage to throw back into the market. Widely used in all foodstuff places, very big industry in chyna, vely implessive
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based
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>>61475477
reminder during maos famine eating infants was seen as delicacy as starving parents sold their (mostly daughters) to be butchered and grilled to the more well off party aristocracy
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>>61476949
South Korea
South Africa
Confederate States of America
South Sudan
South Vietnam

Sounds pretty based to me.
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>>61477810
really? for real??
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>>61478098
Mao was the single most devastating man made catastrophe in Chinese history, 15-55 millions starved to death due to him. You can only eat so much local animals and plant roots before they run out. But seriously it was probably a lot of stillbirths and miscarriages (instead of living I hope) due to severe malnutrition.
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>>61475279
That movie is fucking Kino.
Battle at Lake Changjin Part I is a fun watch.

Cant say the same about Part 2 though
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>>61464787
They're soft but also crumbly and very, very dry. They taste pretty good, I think the fruit one is the worst and chocolate is the best(not saying fruit is bad, but it's the lesser of them).
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>>61467651
It depends. My local asian import store imports them direct and sells them to other asians so the quality is good/checked regularly, and the guy that runs it is american-born.
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>>61478098
wasn't quite that cinematic but yes it happened.
https://www.nytimes.com/1997/02/05/books/horror-of-a-hidden-chinese-famine.htmlPeople would trade children so they wouldn't have to bear the shame of eating their own.
Similar things happened in Stalingrad btw. unaccompanied children amd women were plucked off the street and turned into meat, the butcher cut the pieces small enough it could plausibly be any mammal, AND sold the kiddy steaks at a huge markup.
apparenly immediately after the war, looking too well fed in Stalingrad might get you lynched and a human meat seller
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>>61477810
>>61478098
>>61478176
Mao enjoyed it when indentured farmers on communes set up Potemkin operations alongside side train tracks when his personal train would pass by.
them.
Imagine being a starving peasant and having to plant whole fields of what little crops you managed to grow/harvest just to pretend to show dear leader how successful your output is…but he knows it’s pretend and and gets enjoyment from
It.
He also supported the red guards, who would go around harassing, arresting, and killing people they believed to be traitors or corrupt, including even the highest members of the party, even those who answered directly to Mao himself. Mao simply went along with it all and told them good job at the end of the day. Imagine being with mao and surviving the great long march only to get taken away in the middle of the night and be tortured and executed with your entire family because some young people obsessed with Mao came to the conclusion that you need to go, even if he didn’t want you gone like rival party members that did get removed.
Oh, and the Red Guards also declared war on many remnants of older and ancient china, destroying documents, tombs, artifacts, statues, infrastructure, a historical sites. They denounced, renamed, and replaced things to make them more revolutionary-like. And despite all this Mak himself was a former librarian and had a great interest in Chinese history. He almost always was reading a book on Chinese history and former emperors and empires when he was sleeping at odd hours, eating expensive and large meals, or spreading venereal diseases to pale, pretty, country girls of questionable age that were essentially trafficked by officials of rural provinces for the sake of career growth in one of his palaces that were located in every single province in China.
This man was the quintessential anti-communist that somehow is one of the most revered figures of said ideology.
At least he suffered from ALS.
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>>61475279
What's the name of the movie?
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>>61467546
>but basically they believe in some places that torturing the animal makes it release "enegy of survival" that is supposed to enhance the flavor and make you live longer.
this is describing adrenochrome, this is what /pol/ accuses jews of doing with kids
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>>61466346
>>61469174
>>61469872
Chinese mre is GOOD
China is POWERFUL
eat DOG and BUG that American capitalist pig would NEVER have courage to eat
Jaw lock in demonstration of COURAGE AND BRAVERY
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>>61466346
Is this a pajeet? Who would make a post like this?
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>>61475714
>I'm chinese
eeeewwwww
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>>61481446
It's what every society that has ever had contact with jews accuses them of doing with kids.
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>>61477810
during any famine. they literally developed a saying that went along the lines of "swapping sons with the neighbors" because it was common to give your sons to your neighbors and them giving theirs to you so you could eat without too much remorse.
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>>61482118
that's because it is something they used to do.
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>>61482218
It's something they still do.
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>>61466465
>decent flavour
Literally any kind of pickled or canned food will be a hundred times tastier than 95% of MREs.
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>>61475279
>We are fighting against God
>Tards think this is about how good america is
The quote is about the weather. They are not only fighting other men, but the weather and the earth itself.
Which is contrasted by the cushy backline camp life of the americans.
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>>61466346
botulinum is the most poisonous toxin on the planet, extremely lucky to not be dead
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>>61475279
whats funny about this is its supposed to portray the americans complaining when they have it cushy when in reality they would be dinning in a heated mess hall not out in the cold kek.
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>>61466343
>>61466346

ok just looked it up, he didn't get botulism at all (which i found highly suspect given the fact he is still alive), he got sick for a couple of days and was fine from the chink mre, he got salmonella from a 2015 ukraine mre that put him in hospital.
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>>61482218
that painting by Giovanni Gasparro is less than 5 years old and refers to Simon of Trent, one of the events were Jews were scapegoated into leaving another city in which they were getting a bit too rich
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>>61483230
>scapegoated
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>>61482977
>Which is contrasted by the cushy backline camp life of the americans
>this is about how good america is
exactly, idiot
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>>61483360
Kek Mao's own son got fried at the backline due to him making fried rice and exposing himself with cooking smoke.
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>>61482218
Ah yes, the Fake News story so laughably bad that the Catholic Church had to officially walk back a beautification and disavow martyrdom for Simon 300 years after the fact
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>>61484258
here comes the jidf
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>>61484258
so curious that the first papal investigation found out that the one doing the investigation was being paid off by jews, and the other investigation in 1965 after ww2 led by Gottardi, (jew by mother) abolished the beautification of Simone. Another mistery unveiled by checking the "early life" section lmao
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>>61484258
I'm just saying, if you were interviewing someone for a job and you found out he'd been fired from 109 different companies, but he says he never did anything wrong and everyone he worked with just hated him for no reason, you might think he wasn't telling you the whole story.
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>>61475714
Press S to spit on the chink
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>>61469505
Gutter oil consumption renders one immune to CRE (cat ready to eat)
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>>61469519
>He can survive off dirty pond water and maggoty rice for weeks. For him, there is no USO. There is no going home. He has victory, or he has death. Nothing else.

Off-topic but the Vietcong tunnel system was sophisticated enough that they had literal brothels operating in them.

The stoic NLF guerrilla is pretty much a myth. They spent their free time fucking hookers and getting shitfaced on heroin underground.
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>>61484368
Tell us more about how a man ordained for 70 years was a secret Jew sleeper agent
>>61484625
Fact: Jews still live in every single country they were "kicked out of" except for some of the modern Arab states
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>>61475253
He would actually because the PLA uses a logistical train of company cooks rather than relying on this dogshit, it's also why these rations are so available to western sources and why they're usually stored like shit, leading to them ending up clorophyll-contaminated and whatnot. They don't expect to ever be using them.
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>>61464762
What sort of pig do you usually partake in?
Freshly caught piglet covered in dirt and, screeching in terror?
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>>61487326
>They don't expect to ever be using them.
Then why bother making them? Is this another one of those 'just copy the decadent west without understanding' things?
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>>61487624
Yes. Also doctrine kind of demands you have rations for emergencies, but profit demands that you don't bother keeping them any good.
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>>61469702
That applies to all carnivores. You are literally eating something that used to be alive. Though it's how you dispatch the animal that differs. Gruesome methods in China from what I see
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>>61487624
>>61487855
Someones uncle in high places made sure they got the position to run the factory producing these
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>>61476052
>pot meet kettle
>mutt meet bug
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>>61476985
>least triggered nigger
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>>61469505
Years of exposure to industrial spilloff, smog, gutter oil, faulty reactors of soviet design, potassium nitrate polluted waters and a steady diet of bat soup with a side of eggs boiled in urine have granted the average PLA soldier superb NBC protection.
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>>61488165
Russia looking at the wrong places for biomutants the whole time.
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>>61475279
>tfw America has both the power of God and anime on its side.
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>>61475714
>I am chinese! We don't eat dog like that! It to inefficient! we actually pour a WHOLE FUCKING POT OF BOILING WATER ON THEM!
>I never eat bat like that! there's a better way to do it!
jesus fucking christ
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>>61476052
Taiwan (AKA the Republic of China) proves that's not true. Literally an island full of chinks who managed to get their collective shit together. That's why it's so dangerous to the CCP, it's an example of what China could become without them.
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>>61467933
>>61468852
>the gweilo bags their rations in brown color
>there MUST be some tactical advantage, make it brown!
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>>61472539
No, you have to suffer in subhuman conditions in trenches while some 14 year old online armchair quarterbacks on social media and calls you a weak degenerate
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>>61487326
>He would actually because the PLA uses a logistical train of company cooks
>literally WW2-era german and soviet technology
let me guess, they need a guy with a soup can on his back to run back and forth to deliver meals while in the field?
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>>61488275
Singapore is also 3/4 chink, they got their shit together long time ago, albeit with quite draconian laws over there.
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Whatever happened to that Chinese submarine that went missing?
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>>61488252
you will eat the bugs
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>>61488055
What? No. Total failure of comprehension
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>>61488654
no hiss
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>>61491282
lmaooo



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