which gun and loading will work the best against zogbots? 12ga buckshot? 308 solid brass?
>>61466371Assuming that they were armored, nothing short of .308 AP would do anything. Anyone know if EMP grenades can be a thing?
>>61466371The leafs made a robot? There were at least 10 other nations I would've thought of before in terms of robot building.
>>61466371>12ga buckshotYou'd want a slug before buckshot. ft/lbs would be the name of game against mechanical foe, assuming they're bullet proof. Currently all of them could be taken out with a 22lr, baseball bat, a light push, or uneven ground.
>>61466371Anyone got a video of the Chinkbot running?
>>614663715.56 FMJ out of an uncircumcised barrel will punch through most level III plates (III+ is a made up marketing term, it could be anything)https://www.carbontv.com/shows/the-wound-channel/seasons/1/episodes/1/>>61466377All of those robots combined couldn't carry a single suit of full body LV4 armor that would be required to protect even one of them.
>>61466371a randomly placed .22 will take out one of these botsthey have no armorthey are delicatethey are built just barely strong enough to support their own weight when doing a backfliptheir insides are packed tight with electronics, and wire harnessa single damaged wire harness from any caliber, and the thing will drop dead and lose 90% of its functionality.
muh dick / hot jizz
Literally any intermediate cartridge will penetrate plastic and aluminum
Wake me up when we get robots like this
>>61466371>Chigna robots>Boston Dynamics Spot as logoImplessive
>>61467203>in the near future, you could die from asphyxiation after eating out 2B's silicone assI am ready
>>61466377Be much easier to get a flamethrower set up to spray corrosive chemicals onto a hypothetically well armored bot and then just fuck off for 10 minutes while it melts.
>>61466405Leafs made that big robot crane arm for the space shuttles
>>61466371British style Muslim acid attacks
>>61466405Canadian robotics are some my of the best in the world.
>>61466371>tesla robot on herelmfao, that piece of shit can't even walk. They literally had it bolted to the floor in its preview.
>>61466371>01We are just trying to speedrun to the Matrix, aren't we?
>>61469288My first thought. Let's hope our leaders come to an economic agreement with 01 instead of committing to the stupid Dark Storm plan
>>61466371I tried
Its always gonna see you before you see it. Once they arm robots its pretty much joeover
>>61466371>china bot vastly taller than average chinkTheyre already getting mogged by their own bots.
>>61466371>chinkbot>11mphw-why do they need sucha a fast humanoid?
>>6146637180 kilos? 70 kilos? 64? 55? 47?!What are those scrawny roboniggas? I'm going to fuck them up so bad lol.Second Renaissance can not come soon enough LMAO.
>>61469441I don't believe it
>>61469441>Be you in 2033>Try to steal an old, rickety 2022 Tesla>You accidentally set off the alarm>The McPolice have already been notified>They send out the camera drones and the McRape bots>You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirror>their cocks flapping as they run>One of the Drones EMPs the car killing it and causing the doors to lock>feeling of panic, and raw fear swells up in your chest right as the McRape bots make it the car>They surround it and one smashes the windshield and grabs you by the collar>You try to break free but it has a grip of iron>Two other McRape bots come over and help the first pin you to the ground ass up>The firs one rips of your clothing while the others restrain you> As you strain your neck trying to see what is going on you see their 9 inch silicon dicks beginning to grow and harden>The first one now mounting your naked ass, presses its rubber hardon into you>Another one uses its cock to gag you by gaping your throat with its 8 inch silicon girth>The camera drones begin recording and live streaming to all the smart billboads nearby>It begins thrusting using its McVax fluid mixed with blood for lube>After 30 minutes it finishes, filling you with its McFlurry goodness>the bots sprint away to the scene of another crime as quickly as they came>You lay there a traumatized, McBuckbroken shell of a man
>>61469507Always cracks me up, no matter how many times I read it.
>>61466371> TeslabotYou do know that was a shitpost, right?
Somebody post that Kamski jest screencap.
>>61466371You honestly telling me Japan doesn't have one?
>>61466371The problem will be that as soon as you shoot one, 1000 more will converge on your location.I don't see any way around the totalitarian future we're headed for.
>>61466371I wasn't looking at the flags but I hate the chinese one the most. Uncanny as fuck. STOP WEARING A SHIRT YOU DO NOT FIT IN. YOU DO NOT LOOK HUMAN. FUCKING CHINK CLANKER
>>61470081It’s to cover up its dangling innards, much in the same way /fa/ wears shirts to cover up their dangling bitch tits and skinnyfat builds.
>>61466405Because of the absolute weirdness of their procurement, struggles with recruitment but considerable advancements in drone/automatron technology, and a desire to engage with Japan and Korea more, the first fully armed tactically deployable fuckbot that everyone in these threads wants will probably come from Australia. It will be the biggest shit post of the 21st century. Taiwanese will want to be invaded just to be rescued by blood-spattered 6'8" robo-mommy with a synthetic Geelong accent who never stops swearing.
>>61470081Have you figured out it's meant to be a quadruped but they're cheating a bit?
>>61467152This.Also the boolit will bounce around inside of robocop, turning its wires and circuit boards to liquid.
>>61469264>MyLeafs out now
>>61466371my dick and my semen
>>61470310what's with you guys and fucking robots??
>>61467203the leaf robot has potential
>>61470326
>>61470326IMAGINE WOMAN BUT NOT LOUD. WIFE BAD FISHING GOOD.>>61470057Magic fabricators don't exist and if LA SF are any indication the homeless will slather shit all over their sensors if not outright steal it's internals for copper.
>>61466371The really deadly ones won't have legs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2tpwW0kmU
>>61469441Welcome to the future, it's worse than actual Hell
>>61469354I mean as long as some people side with them, they'll probably leave us alone, right?
>>61470411Retarded Scifi nonsense from noguns faggots.
>>61466371>Electric Atlas is almost twice as heavy as the hydraulic version I thought hydraulics would have made it heavier than its electric counterpart
>>61469284They finally solved the walking issuehttps://youtu.be/cpraXaw7dyc?t=40Sort of
>>61471009Looks pathetic compared to the stuff Atlas HD was doing years ago.
>>61471048Still doing better than it's predecessor, given time it will just keep improving
>>61466371future zogbots will be able to detect incoming projectiles triangulate the projectiles point of origin, then eject its onboard cassettes of nano-drones to your position, incapacitating the bot will be only part of the problem
>>61470081This.The best domestic robots look like store mannequins or wooden dolls.What's the point of it being a robot if you can't tell?
>>61466371Whatever happened to the Honda ASIMO? Come on Japan, you're supposed to be leading the world in robots, you've been memeing it for decades
>>61471249>What's the point of it being a robot if you can't tell?To please the types of unimaginative retards that can't connect with something unless it looks completely human, and ignoring the fact that humans will naturally pack-bond with just about anything regardless of how human or inhuman it may be.
>>61471314Just make your robot humanoid and you will packbond with it pretty quickly, hell in portal 2 you bond with a literal circle with an "eye". No idea why companies think they need their robots to look 1:1 human in order to sell
>>61471249 (me)I mean look at this, it's just too cute.>>61471266I made an Asimo poster for art class in highschool back in 2004.Asimo had no spine or waist, and Honda never kept funding for the next hurdle, which was huge. Not a linear investment, when you add another degree of freedom in the torso, to manage. There was also a Hyundai contender, I think HRP-1 was maybe the name.A few months ago, I was browsing 2ch, using auto-translate. Some nationalistic Japanese were in fact complaining, that Japan never makes anything "real," just toys like Sony Aibo and cosmetic skins for games. That Japan seems doomed to subservience without originality or the talent for it.
>>61466371The only realistic depiction of the Terminator would be the T-1
>>61471325 (me)And before "not weapon related">>61471314>>61471384Yeah, people get attached to microwaves and cars already.... even guns.>to please unimaginative retardsI think it will be more a combo of coomers and status flexing. Perfect mimicry is difficult to achieve and maintain (or repair) so, regardless of functionality, whoever wants to flaunt luxury will go for it.>no idea why companies need their robots to look 1:1 humanMedical and care robots may continue to look simple, I predict.Easier to disinfect, more resistant to bumps and sharp corners.
>>61466371What is the point of digits two glowing eyes, they don't look line sensors
>>61471314I think the average person would be more comfortable with a robot that looked like a robot than they would some creepy skinwalker.
I can't tell which one looks worse, the Chinese H1 or the Canadian Phoenix
>>61471443Phoenix is soulful
>>61471452It looks cheap to me. What do you like about it?
>>61466371>which weaponMy dick>which loadMy cum
>>61471430"Look, it's either this or googly eyes..."
>>61471472The fact it's using a 90s beige casing and has a head that looks like Marvin the Robot from the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. It has no pretensions it'll be a cutting-edge machine, but it might pave the way for something practical.
>>61471472Not him but it looks like a friendly home robot, do your chores and cook for you.
>>61466371A 10mm Hi-Point, but only if you hold it sideways.
>>61471544Looks like it has some good thick thighs to plap.
>>61466371Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
>>61471499Can I just pick no eyes?
>>61471587I still don't know why it has onee and thigh pads. Seems like it would just add weight to me.
>>61471625To robodom my head between.
>>61467152The weakest robot can carry 100lbsThat's a lot of armor. They will be armored. They will not refuse an unlawful order. Good luck.
>>61471625knee pad to give you a kneeling handjob (until they sell mouth add-on)
I want to MAKE LOVE to an Assaultron
>>61471816
>>61471553It gets harder to not be racist every single day
>>61471553Do the robotic delivery companies just not deliver to certain areas anymore, or did they find a way to prevent niggers from destroying them for no reason or stealing from them?
>>61471839I wouldn't even turn my eyes unless she agreed to be subordinate to my assaultron waifu
>>61471839>Wife can obliterate your foes with lasersWhy did the vault boy go after that human female when he already had perfection?
>>61471499I fucking hate this faggot. Whenever I see it in the store I want to tip it over.
>>61473084It would be better without the googley eyes I agree. But surely it is more bottom heavy than it appears
>>61473120I'm pretty sure the top is just hollow and holds the vacuum bag for the lower roomba part. The reason it's so tall is to keep people from accidentally walking into it. They're very bottom heavy.
I don't even think you need a gun
>>61471421Where did you get this picture of my wife?
>>61466371Okay but when will they look like Medabots?
>>61471553was expecting the dog to cock its leg and piss on it as a final act of humiliation
>>61475129Hopefully neverThey shouldn't even be humanoid. I want bot with digitigrade legs or maybe a nice boxy robot with rubberized treads and half a dozen manipulator arms
>>61466371is anyone else excited about these things? we may live to see humanoid robots walking around doing menial tasks within our society.that's some shit i honestly wasn't expecting for another 150-200 years.
>>61475057That's from PSO-World forums.And this is something I painted in 2010 :)
>>61466371Gun? Just dig a hole, white robots can't jump.t. German
>>61470452>suicide bot>$30kToo much. Did someone save the Whaleed al Pixari trench removal? The one that completely turned a trench into a crater?
>>61475055I'm thinking a simple snare should be enough. I suppose some of it depends if they have tools with them or whatever.Then again I'm doubtful any but the newest Boston Dynamics bot could even manipulate something like scissors on the fly.The Tesla bot needs a human operator to mimic so all you have to do with that one is shoot it in the face and I'm assuming their camera is fucked.
>>61466371Why the fuck do chinkbot got horsecock arms?
>>61477497>>61469441>>61469477I think in order to sprint, this robot goes on all fours and runs in wolf-mode.What I wonder is how the Chinese expect it to hold anything. They'll have to program it to sheathe any tools it's holding when it wants to run.
SHODAN wouldn't let this zog shit slide. I'll kill all humans for the ultimate mommydom goddess.
>>61477580On its back probably. They already gave it clothes, might as well give it a backpack as well
>>61466371China be like>we better than Amelika by order of magnitudeDespite having nothing but specs on paper.
>>61466371How come there are no south Korean or Japanese robots? I figured that they would be all over that.
>>61466377>Anyone know if EMP grenades can be a thing?Look up NNEMP.
>>61470470>strikes the base of the skull before the target can even turn their headNothing personnel.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFf8uTLql8o
>>61469507Ba da ba ba baaGood thing I'll be dead before 2033
>>61466405It looks like the child of a T-800 and a UED from Robocop: Rogue City.
>>61466371Why do you keep making this thread? You can just push them over and unplug their shit, retard.
>>61480760>UnplugDo you think you still need a cable leading into them in order to operate?
>>61480856No, you fucking dunce, plenty of shit to unplug on them. Stop being retarded, shitwit.
>>61480877Alright, have fun playing with plugs.
>>61480760yeah just get close to them and yank one of these
>>61480914A quick release cannon plug is easy to quickly release.
>>61466371>5mph - 8km/h>5mph - 8kmh>5mph - 5.4kmhwhat fucking retard made this?
What do you do about this shit?
9mm. Glock. Glock 19. never forget.
>>61482335>What do you do about alibaba bootleg vatnikbot, minus the vatnik partShoot it
>>61484337I think you got it backwards, vatnikbot is the bootleg.
>>61484392That's why I said minus the vatnik part. That means it's just bootleg bot.
>>61482335>how stop?Give him heavy baby booties so he can't tippy-tap his feetsies
>>61471553No wonder all those AIs so far have turned out racist. There will be a race war in the future, but it won't be whites killing blacks, it will be robots.
>>61471941Yeah, they slap job offer armor on it
>>61466371Why does the chinkbot have a retard helmet?
>>61484858gib racist skynet gf
>>61475129Hopefully as soon as possible
>>61484932Those are its eyes. It's meant to be able to charge on all fours so its head can pivot on the yoke.
>>61485321I've got bad news for you.
>>61485973Give it to me straight, doc.
>>61466371Tranny killsquads with Zogbots and Robo-Zogos. What would you do?
>>61471388>Hyundai contenderDidn't they buy Boston Dynamics like a year ago?
>>61471625If anything, maximing the weight down low is the best you can do for balance sake. This is actually pretty easy to try out yourself. Just try balancing on one foot and compare balancing via moving your upper body around vs moving your legs around while trying to keep your upper body as centered as possible.Thick tighs is not only an aesthetic choice but also an engineering one as well.
>>61466371Penis because I want to have sex with them.
>>61484337Burqa, deformed anatomy, beady little eyes, used by the Russians for menial labor and easily disposable. This robot is of Chechen design.
>>61486419So if it's gotta be bipedal, make it small-ish with a lower center of gravity and big boots. Understood.
>>61467661Orrrr just a regular fucking flamethrower
>>61486419Tactical shortstacks. Got it.
>>61469394kek
>>61470373Anon, getting rejected is part of life, grow up, man up, and make sensible choices.
>>61488358>no Roll swiping your floor and greeting you after you come back homewhere is Dr. Light when you need him
>>61486419>>61488358Hahaha, my perfect shortstack octopusgirl robots are not only immacelutately tasteful, erotic, and endearing in a alien, mysterious yet all too familiar way BUT also a most viable, efficient and versatile design.Thick meaty tentacles that taper to smaller tips can accomplish a lot household tasks while still allowing the upperbody to remain as completely humanoid. Not to mention being able to evenly spread that weight and grab onto any manner of surface. Oh yes this thread has certainly given me some ideas.
>>61494041>Thick meaty tentacles that taper to smaller tips can accomplish a lot household tasks while still allowing the upperbody to remain as completely humanoid. Not to mention being able to evenly spread that weight and grab onto any manner of surface.They already made something like that. It was incredibly effective for being something relatively simple.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SayuM8E_WaQ
>>61466371The answer for all robots humanoid or otherwise is to aim for center mass. The only real weak points on robots see their power supply and computer both of which are in the chest area.You can't target limbs because they are just motors actuators and wires and are either too simple or too small to practically do damage.You can't target optics because they all have redundant cameras and also use additional sensors like lidar.Finally uou don't need a particularly high calibur, these things are made of thin metal and plastic, even a .22 will penetrate destroy one if you hit the computer or battery.
>>61471443The OPs image is mislabeled the Phoenix robot there is actually a different robot and isn't Canadian.
>>61467203>>61470335>>61471452>>61471544>>61471587Can we all agree Phoenix is a Power Bottom?
>>61466371But if you put all of them in a battle bots arena which one would win?
>>61471384I agree. The best robot will have humanoid traits but still obviously be a robot. Also, I think it should look vaguely feminine, because I enjoy that.
>>61498272NTAThis show was goated.
>>61494298Neat, thanks anon.This video has me going down a rabit hole of soft robotics.
I came here expecting to see robofucker discussion.
>>61499404
>>61471687>The weakest robot can carry 100lbs1. No it cant2. I cant wait to see it try to get 100 pounds across an area larger than a garage.
>>61479594>Edited ching chong garbage
>>61499354No problem, soft robotics is a interesting field so I am glad I got you going down that rabbit hole. I am still a fan of hard robots though and am glad that so far every company is going the hard route right now
