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easy lil buddy, just put er down real slow
>>61473083What is it with pictures of raccoons with guns?
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>>61473083best thread on 4chan
I think I'm out. Rarely do I find OC or anything new.
>>61474325Wojak spam is like those stupid troll faces at this point but Reddit is about a decade behind on memes and I know that’s where your insanity comes from. Stop derailing stuff trying to flame me
>>61473083Why do Americans love shooting these? I think they are funny animals.
>>61473523Was.
>>61474345It's called the Bill of RIGHTS, not the Bill of WTF GUYS?
Good threadLike possums and racoons Shame we don't have them :(
>>61474351Is it a cultural thing for America to live rent free in the heads of third world shitters?
>>61474345You one of them hatless savages?
>>61473621
>>61474345They eat your cat's food, kill your chickens, then tear your garbage open and make a huge mess. They're also smart enough to drown smaller dogs.
stop treating pets like they're your fucking children
>>61475878You are literally worse than Hitler.
>>61475796>They're also smart enough to drown smaller dogs.How long until we see them in the FBI's employ?
>>61475878I hit my children, I don't hit my dogs
>>61475944>I don't hit my dogsI snoot smack mine if he doesn't get the message or is too hyper-focused on something he shouldn't. I hear a sharp jab in the ribs with a finder also works.
>>61475878Why
>>61475796God I wish that were me
>>61474351Don't look at the violent crime statistics
>>61475878I put clothes on my dog, that's him in a flannel
>>61476147Forgot to mention he's wearing a gold chain in this pic, you can kind of see it. He likes his bling
>>61476166>pibble in a loose flannel and gold chainDe nada
>>61476196Gracias
>>61476256>stop calling me outwhy are you like this, didn't you just get banned?
>>61476147>>61476166>>61476196>>61476249N
>>61476256she is so cute
>>61476147
>>61476310Good looking dog>>61476270You wish
>>61476147>neither SMASHED nor SLAMMEDwhy even bother
>>61476368What a bunch of good boys, but I prefer to avoid genetic issues for the sake of the dog
>>61476366I
>>61476475Once again, you wish
>>61476256I cannot be gaslit into being antigun, go back.
>>61476515Nigger dog. Nigger soul.
>>61475878I don't let my small children play with handguns
>>61476695eyes of a killer, can't be trusted not to pull the trigger when you turn away
>>61473621There are more from the tactical possum facebook group, because a guy has a possum and a gunstore, so he didnt really have a choice.
>>614734831. Opposable thumbs (unlike pretty much every other animal that isn't a primate).2. They look like bandits, perfect for gun pics.3. THEY CUTE
>>61476811They are also common in gunland and somewhat tameable.
>>61475944You shouldn't hit either your children OR your dogs.The most successful people I've known in my ~40 years all had parents who could train their children with the exact right words.One of the most successful (and I mean *actually* successful, not "I'm rich because I worked 100 hour weeks and lived frugally for 20 years and now have a million dollars" successful) I am all but certain that his dad never even shouted at him. And that dude had to choose between an Olympic cyclist or a doctor (he chose doctor).I kind of agree. I mean, if we as adults cannot manipulate children smaller and dumber than us without physical force, we fucked up somewhere along the way, right?>t. got hit worse than most>t. spent 14th birthday getting bruises photographed at the doctor's office, and that was a GOOD birthday
If you modified the trigger to be sensitive as fuck then I'm sure you could teach a raccoon how to shoot a gun. You might even be able to craft a tiny revolver so he can hold it on his own and keep your house safe
>>61476654Lol, let the hatred flow thru you. I also only date black girls
>>61474351I'll take that as a compliment
>>61476917>The most successful people I've known>>61476917>One of the most successful>>61476917>and I mean *actually* successful>>61476917>million dollars" successful
>>61476087Gators always look so content with lifeI long for their level of relaxation
>>61476811This raises the question: Can we train raccoons to shoot 22lr? Is any Anon willing to make some custom mini 22s so we can test this theroy?
>>61475862YJK
>>61473547Oh what science could have been
>>61473568>>61473577>>61473586>Become ungovernable
Slam dunk racoons into the trashLove and cherish possums
>>61473083>>61473483>>61473497>>61473504>>61473512>RIGBY PUT THAT GUN DOWN OR YOURE FIRED
>>61477220>I long for their level of relaxationSame.
>>61473547Based!
My car laying on a carbine
>>61473483They're safer than when the other kind of coon has a gun.
>>61474351>looks at Africans >looks at India >looks at the Middle East >Americans are violent Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>61477220Must come with not evolving that much for so long, they just have it figured out
>>61477220They only look relaxed, in reality they are always worried about something bigger.
>>61473512who the fuck just has a vickers casually sitting around in their garage?
>>61481161I wanted to know that from the first time I saw this pic. Casually has a Vickers in some sort of room where...I don't even know what's going on with those doors in the background...and a pet raccoon. Didn't start this thread but finding pics like that just makes me want to find more. So random lol.
Quick convince this anon to get a pet raccoon
FUCK>>61470069
I LOVE ANIMALS SO FUCKING MUCH YOU WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE.I lost my 19 year old best friend cat last year and im stick emotionally fucked from it. He was better than most people i know.
>>61483183Same bro. Mark Twain was right>Verification not required
>>61476368rolling for Gambino, my beloved.
>>61476147>>61476366>>61477136>Has a pitbull that he dresses up in flannel shirts and gold chain necklaces>casually hangs around his house without a shirt on>exclusively dates black womenbased white-washed hoodrat.
>>61484996Congrats
>>61474345rabies
>>61475878All animals are deserving of love, respect, and care- you are literally subhuman if you think otherwise.
gonna see what I can dig up amongst my bullshit all of these will be reposts from /k/ IIRC
I find I'm getting lost and I do not have as many amniables with gats as I thoughthave the cheese famas for now
babies
>>61485470reminds me of
>>61475944Incomprehensibly based
>>61476368c'mon big money big money
>>61477213>4 (You)sAnon must be a big guy
>>61477760Where *I'm* from we call them "rooty tooty point and shooties"
>>61489647more like replier was a big faggot 4 me but yeah
>>61485470I swear there's one more to that one anon. There's one with them in an ammo can.
I think this is the one I remember the most. Probably the best rabbit gun pic I've seen.
>>61489728https://youtu.be/CTBgmXbShBs?si=tXdLhilQ5uTaxMwf
>>61473621Cute lizard.
>>61489896>be me>have iguana>go to pic expecting to see a lizard>no lizard>day ruined
>>61473083>>61473483>>61473497>>61473504>>61475792>>61480905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TwwXvwsKg
