>size and mass of an IFVHow the fuck did unga bungas kill this with sticks and stones?
grug would die so rest of tribe eat good
>>61473531Find the old one then harass it for a few hours and once it's tired you actually start going for deep wounds and then the kill if you can.
>>61473531Humans are scary
>>61473531they still do in africa, but they're just not wooly, you monkey brain nigger wannabe
>>614735311. scare them with fire and spears and rocks to get them to move in a certain direction2. back them up against a cliff or hill3. get one to fall off and die or break limbs4. finish it off5. eat until you're stuffed and fuck unshaved pussy under the stars
>>61473531They don't have medical care so turns out stabbings are very serious. Now imagine 6 of them surrounding the beast all jabbing with spears.
>>61473531Arrows and javelins to soften them up first of course.
>>61473643This. They would use pits or dig holes for the mammoth to break a leg in so they could stab it more. Some suggest the even tried to blind it with projectiles like rocks and sand.
>>61473793>javelins>soften them upI think an AT weapon would do more than soften a soft target up
>>61473531sticks and stones may break its bones
>>61473841Well those old models were certainly guided missiles but not really anti tank.
>>61473531Pit traps, most likely>>61473652>surrounding the beast all jabbing with spearsElephants will fuck you up big time before succumbing to spear wounds.
>>61473531it turns out that the 1 inch foot deep hole a javelin makes hurts alot regardless of how big you are as an animal. The point isnt to kill it in one shot but to weaken it with javelins, then keep chasing it as it fucks off limping while throwing spears. Eventually it loses too much blood for consciousness or to run and walah you have your prey.in the unlikely event it charges you, those prehistoric fuckers probably watched these animals for so long that they knew exactly what to do to spook it off, i.e. fire and loud noises, dogs.It wouldve been like medieval boar hunting but bigger and they didnt have horses
>>61473923>unlikely eventGo learn why the elephant is at the top of the African Big Five, idiot
I hate humans bros we're literally niggers of the planet and the only species that hunt something to extinction.
>>61474000>the only species that hunt something to extinction.Demonstrably untrue, we've seen cats, rats, mice and wild pigs do it in island environments
>>61473531Ask some gorilla nigger to hit your with a wooden spear and then extrapolate the experience to the thought of there being 20 prehistoric gorilla niggers poking your 10 times larger dumb ass with spears.
>>61474000>the only species that hunt something to extinctiontotal bs
>>61473652>so turns out stabbings are very seriousyou're not stabbing through an elephant's hide with a sharpened rock or stick, much less a mammoth's
>>61474102Obsidian can be sharper than steel, and those primitive men were good at chipping these rocks.
>>61473531
>>61474121I guess we're both partially right
>>61473531I'm pretty sure I could punch an elephant to death. You may think I'm crazy, but what can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Sticks and stones broke their bones.
>>61474135and interesting but a bit long video on the bisons role to the plains people and towards the end how the bison run at the jump was donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY77BE0K1_A
>>61474173Now post the drawing
>>61473531By chasing it relentlessly..Many animals can run faster than men but men can track and have endurance.So you ambush the animal, wound it and then keep following it and harassing it until it ultimately collapses.Endurance and working together is how they did it.
>>61473923>walahit's "voila," dummy
>>61474180But words let the humans coordinate it.
everything must have been so fuckin simple back then. wake up at whatever time, no alarm clocks, grab some underage pussy from the tribe to satisfy your morning boner, eat berries and mammut. shit in the forest outside your house. no tesla that you forgot to charge, no travel time at all really, you just join your buddies and hunt some animals. bring m home, the women make all the food no questions asked. you just grab another girl to fuck in the pussy, no tinder apps, no dates, no condom, just fucking her tribal pussy raw and cum inside. eat dinner, draw your diary on the wall, unga bunga goes back to sleep
>>61474000Humans are the only species to deliberately hunt less than they can, to avoid driving prey into extinction.
>>61473923>It wouldve been like medieval boar hunting but biggerjust like strangling a lion with your bare hands is the same as strangling a housecat, only bigger>in the unlikely event it charges youanon...
>>61474000If any predator hunts its prey at a rate faster than the prey species can replenish itself, they will eventually go extinct (hunted to extinction). It’s not just us, it’s a totally natural phenomenon. It’s just kinda easy for us to do it since we are far and away the most OP species the world has ever seen.
>>61473531>Be whacko on Alone Season whatev>Kill musk ox with pocket knife>Inb4 just fx dude!You probably think alianess built the pyromids.
>>61473643>5. eat until you're stuffed and fuck unshaved pussy under the starsMmm, feed wooly pussy mammoth meat.
>>61473652>They don't have medical care so turns out stabbings are very seriousChuckled
>>61474269There has to be some ideal balance between unga bunga me smash other tribe with rock and paying taxes to old pedophiles in a global digital prison. Where was it?
>>61474259Nta, but I refuse to use French spellngs even for French words.
>>61474528>ideal balance >Where was it?Certainly before landing upon the moon. Likely before suffrage (women getting to vote, for the uneducated, mouth breathing heathens). Not saying they fucked everything up, but they fucked everything up.
>>61474541Based Freedom Fries consumer.
>>61473531As far as I know there is no concrete evidence of mammoth hunting methods, just possible interpretation of cave art and sheer speculation. Basic idea would be poke holes in it and follow it around until it keels over probably.
>>61474528The halfway point in history is>A middle aged lord takes a portion of your crop in exchange for not stabbing you with metal rock.
>>61473636They don't use primitive weapons
>>61474548My battle cry is 'Fahrenheit or fight, Frenchie'. I will fight and die to protect my right to use inefficient, mostly retarded customary units of measurement. It's not a good hill to die on, but its mine damnit!
>>61474541But then how will people know that you’re better than them? I always make sure to overpronounce French words for this very reason.
>>61474584I deliberately mispronounce French words in an upper-class English accent.
>>61474528I don’t know that they’re different thingsX level of technological delopement will result in a state that looks a certain way. Communication, easy transportation, food surplus to feed a standing army, etc. it isn’t necessary that those in charge be pedophiles, but here we are. Isn’t even necessary that they rob you, but that is inevitable. You can’t enforce shit against them so it becomes game theory optimal for that cohort to get whatever they want via threats aka taxation. And the state will always be there. In the before times it was just the tribal leader, it’s just that violent potential consolidates and becomes an uncontested monopoly, and with our level of industrialization, takes the form of the modern state. Unga bunga is still unga bunga.Very gay indeed. Uncle Ted was right.A farmer from the dawn of animal husbandry all the way up till like the 1800s was probably the GOAT life
>>61474607Modernity without nonwhites has never been tried.
>>61473531>How the fuck did unga bungas kill this with sticks and stones?It's more the ability to sweat that made humans capable of hunting these>Be wooly mammoth>Prööööööööööööööööh :DDDD>Bipedal ape-creatures appear with sticks>Heard about this, theyre predators who are out for me>Its fine, they dont have the time to pierce my thick skin inbetween all the running>Start running, get hotter and slowly exhausted. Surely those creatures arealso wearing down>Mfw theyre leaking their own bodily fluids fucking everywhere to help with heat regulation>Mfw my thick hide does nothing when theyve all the time in the world to poke me after Ive collapsed from heat stroke
>>61473531Africa Audio has a scene of Africans spear hunting an elephant and it's probably the closest we will get to watching a mammoth hunt.They fill that elephant up with dozens of spears and it's still running around.
>>61474269>eat berries and mammutpoison berries; mammoth might maim/kill you back>shit in the forest outside your house24/7 diaper rash. primitive style
>>61474812Africa Addio also has a scene of Africans spear hunting other Africans
>>61474528Honestly I don't think there was. Or maybe it was some narrow decades long span in the 20th century. But as I understand it quality of life (height, teeth, life span) actually declined with agriculture, it only came back later in the 19th century. I'm not some unga bunga vgh what covld have been type, but from what we've heard of modern day (as in, 1600s to today) hunter gatherers is that it is a very bucolic life, it's just you have a massively MASSIVELY MASSIVELY Smaller population. And if you had a fight it was nastier in that everyone was facing death so even Serbia's what, 30% men dying in ww1 or something would be small potatoes.Pic related and the savage Comanche had 20,000 or maybe 40,000 people total. Other tribes might have existed in the area and just been cautious, but I'd say no more than 100,000 for that entire area being sustainable.>>61474607Something sticking with me was reading I think commentary on Dune, the books that is, or maybe it was in Dune itself. But it was the thought of the Bulterian jihad that had humanity choose to improve human instead of technology. And it hit me that from the industrial revolution onwards, or arguably from long before it, our sense of advancement has consistently been>Better technologyrather than>Better man.That might change as we have access to CRISPR and technologies to actually change the fundamental human underneath rather than psychobabble attempts of religion or philosophy to better man (which fail to our natural conditioning) - but then again meditation can allow you to do some gnarly things. Bene gesserit tier shit probably not.
>>61473531>How the fuck did unga bungas kill this with sticks and stones?Stampeded them off cliffs same way we hunted everything and that's how herding and animal husbandry started too. Even humans can run down smallish deer to exhaustion by the way even you ones it is just you were not raised in it as children. I was not there for it but live long and was told this along with how certain fruits and trees came about as well as how certain animals came to be.
Consider that they didn't kill them they just threw sticks and stones at it until it fucked off away from their home. Yeah that would be the highlight of the year and worthy enough to make a painting about it.
>>61474135I miss him everyday
>>61475013Smashy was taken before his time
>>61474594> Door May Voo Sea Voo Play
>>61474800>>Be wooly mammoth>>Prööööööööööööööööh :DDDDSounds right when I read it in mammoth.
>>61474269>grab another girl to fuck in the pussy>fuck in the pussy>...fuck in the pussyOddly specific.
>>61473531pack and persistence hunting techniques, booby traps other anons have mentioned, and thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spear-thrower>During the Ice Age, the atlatl was used by humans to hunt Megafauna. Ice Age Megafauna offered a large food supply when other game was limited, and the atlatl gave more power to pierce their thicker skin. In this time period, atlatls were usually made of wood or bone. Improvements made to spears' edge made it more efficient as well. In Europe, the spear-thrower was supplemented by the bow and arrow in the Epi-Paleolithic. unga bunga mother fucker
>>61474269people 100k years ago were anatomically modern, just without our technology. I'm sure they had bullshit to deal with too:>must gather 5 pelts for moon sacrifice this month or get head smashed in by chief>grug's mate picked wrong sort of berry, witch doctor sewed her pussy shut as punishment and now it's infected and she's dead. tribe ate her, tribe is now sick>grug's buddy chug tried to fuck chief's daughter in the pussy and got his head smashed in for it. tribe ate him >grug cut his foot while gathering flint for make mammoth spear. it's infected and hurts bad. grug no feel good. tribe looking at him and licking lips
>>61473531Drive it into a ravine and pelt it relentlessly, or I guess run it off a cliff. Paleolithic Europeans hunted reindeer the overwhelming majority of the time, so it's not like you had to go out every week and bag a mammoth. Unless you were really trying to impress picrel
>>61475334Would
>>61475250>fuck chief's daughter in the pussy>in the pussy>...in>...the>...pussyOddly specific.>>61475334But like would >fuck in the pussy>...in>...the>...pussy
>>61475334>picrelYou mean a Finnish woman?
>>61473893A huge percentage of stone age human remains have major skeletal injuries, some of them actually healed. Those fuckers were tough.
>>61474528Neolithic farmers ruined everything.
>>61475813why are you so upset about this you stupid tranny. women have pussies and ywnbaw
>>61473531communicationcooperationstamina
>>61474541It's not a French word anymore. We stole it. English voring other languages including their phonemes and spellings should be a point of pride. Increasing the complexity of English also gatekeeps ESLs.
>>61474943>Bulterian jihadThat was a very narrow anti-tech movement. The main precept was>thou shalt not create a machine in the likeness of a human mind
>>61475813Old cultures often had very odd ideas of sex compared to whats mainstream today. I remember a friend in college talking about some of the stuff they covered in their anthropology class. One particular tribe had no concept of rape--the idea of an unwanted sexual advance was completely foreign to them: the anthropologists showed the tribespeople a drawing of a dude creeping around and peeping at a woman bathing. their response was basically "we don't understand this, if the man desires the woman he should just walk up and fuck her, it would be rude for her to refuse, why is he sneaking around like that?...But at the same time this tribe believed that the missionary position was unnatural because that's not how animals did it.another one involved all the boys sucking off the men of the tribe. they belived that was how boys grew up to be strong men, literally by consuming seed. yet when the boys grew up they had normal hetero relationships, marriage, and considered adult-on-adult homosexuality to be wrong.
I bet baby mammoth tastes better than adult mammoth.Just like lamb over mutton
>>61476067>the idea of an unwanted sexual advance was completely foreign to themThat is not strange at all. It is the current society that is weird and wrong. Look at the world, every single brick that makes up all the cities are put there because a man willed it. Women owe me, us, sex. In a normal and decent society, any man should be able to pluck a girl of breeding age from the street and fuck her in her pussy. Women should be constantly reminded what they are here for, the hot ones will be fucked by random men such as myself every single day.
>>61473531Presumably the same way elephants were hunted before firearms.https://www.mdpi.com/2571-550X/1/1/3
>>61476067The Flintstones comic covered the older generation clashing with the younger generation (Fred and Wilma) for choosing a monogram relationship over the sex caves like nature intended.
>>61473531They didn't see lone humans as a threat. Use a throwing stick. You walk up to their rear, hit it in the side with a weighted spear kinda like a harpoon when it isn't looking then go behind a obstacle out of sight. If you pierced a organ it panics, breaks the shaft off then stops because moving hurts but it sees no threat. It just stands there and eventually falls over. You finish it with a clovis point on a 24 foot pole.
>>61476067In modern cultures that practice female exogamy (woman leaves the family and joins her husband's family) it's very common to reckon kinship in a way that westerners would consider incest. Your father's brothers' kids and your mother's sisters' kids are relatives, but your father's sisters' kids and your mother's brothers' kids are fair game for fucking. Up to 10% of marriages worldwide are like this.
>>61476246Darwin of all people married his first cousin, it's probably recent thing.
>>61476029Stop projecting your insecurities.>>61476067>very odd ideas of sex compared to whats mainstream today/int/ recently revealed the Muslim culture says consuming your wife's breast milk makes you your son's sibling and marrying someone who nursed from your mother is incest, even with no common bloodline. Yet they will marry consanguineously to primary cousins!?
>>61476127>Just like lamb over muttonYes, but lamb and mutton both suck. There are stories of contemporary people eating frozen mammoth meat.
>>61476137>Women should be constantly reminded what they are here for, the hot ones will be fucked by random men such as myself every single day.>degrading them to the status of whores
>>61476137Ok, Andrew Tate
>>61473643This guy knows. Both evidence of this and we know its how paleo-indians were still hunting things like bison when Europeans arrived. It's just a very efficient and less dangerous way to hunt an animal that can fucking kill you.
>>61476067i remember that from the shindol doujin.that nigga did his research.
>>61476067>Old cultures often had very odd ideasBridenapping and marry-your-rapist laws are far more ancient than shotgun "look-what-you-did-to-my-little-girl" weddings.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_kidnapping
Honestly it's not likely that humans killed a ton of Mammoths. They were likely pretty intelligent, really strong, and hard to take down. It's purely something you'd have a hunter gang go after for trophy or for pelts for bragging rights. Smaller, easier animals would get you what you need for less blood.We might have gone after small and juvenile ones, at times, but what did them in was probably the climate changing and making for less vegetation in the tundra where they usually resided.There were dwarf Mammoths on obscure Siberian islands all the way into the Bronze age too before they died of extreme incest. They could survive in modern conditions if you put them in the right place.
>>61476791As noted they were easier to kill than any smaller game, you just pierce on organ with a heavy spear using a clovis point and wait. Having more than 2-3 hunters would be counter productive.
>>61474000How would animals even know they're hunting something to extinction?
>>61477332Feel it in their bones.
>>61474269Quite possibly one of the dumbest things I've read for a decade. Hunter gatherers lived in constant fear of starvation death and disease
>>61474121Obsidian is also extremely rare, anon. People mostly used flint, chert, etc. Which is still more than enough to poke a hole in a mammoth.
>>61476137>implying you would have run shit when you would have had your skull crushed by Grug-Chad for eyeing his harem
>>61478133The glasses are rosier the more distant the view.
>be Hollywood exec>let's call it 10,000BC>Yeah, let's use mammoths to build the pyramids instead of Jews>Hey, I like that, then the Jews can just say they did it and fuck off pharaoh!Mammoths built the pyramids, I saw the movie.
>>61478133I've met and spent a good bit of time with actual hunter gatherers and I could write a whole gay ass effortpost about them but they definitely don't live in constant fear. They take it as it comes. Granted, I don't know about their equivalents in another part of the world thousands of years earlier, but human nature can't be that different.
>>61478133>>61478393Anyone who wouldn't rather live till 50 as a grandfather respected by his community than a century as a nihilistic modernoid has no soul.Still, 1800s was the best.
>>61477301There's a lot of experimental evidence suggesting that clovis points would not have been capable of piercing that far, most evidence of cut marks on mammoth carcasses suggests cutting already-dead mammoths. We know humans hunted mammoths but it is more likely they used methods besides spearing.
>>61473831>rocks and sand.>sandSo humanity has been using pocket sand since the dawn of time?
>>61474556They did until not long ago.
>>61479812pocket sand should not be underestimated
>>61479635>most evidence>as interpreted by vegetarian eggheads who don't hunt but need to spend the grant moneyWhen was the last time you saw a dead animal that wasn't on a highway, much less big game?
>>61473531>How the fuck did unga bungas kill this with sticks and stones?Injured it.Chased it. Injured it some more.Chased it.Injured it some more.Chased it.Killed it when it was tired and weak. Elephants can run quickly, but can't run for long. Elephants were easier to hunt over smaller prey that could run away for a day.
>>61473531if it bleeds, we can kill it
>>61480766>Elephants can run quickly, but can't run for long.This is a pretty solid summary of human evolution as a whole. Nothing in nature, absolutely nothing, touches our endurance. We are the kings. The only things that can consistently outperform us are dogs and horses that we've spent thousands of years breeding, their equals in nature don't come close. Obviously we're a bunch of fat slobs now and there aren't a lot of humans who spend their days just running, but those who do can push some incredible numbers, running for 20+ miles without stopping, or several hundred miles at a time with average speeds around 5mph. Motherfuckers do marathons that are over 200 miles without resting, the world record is over 500 miles at an average speed of around 4.5mph. Crazy shit. The only things that arguably beat us are animals that travel very quickly, which can reach some incredible distances in a day, but if startled to a run they'll exhaust themselves rapidly. Ostriches and Kangaroos are notable examples, their "normal" is far beyond ours, nothing weird about a Kangaroo taking a 150+ mile hop in a day, but we can still maintain a run for a far longer time and greater distance than they can.
>>61480770Based Arnie appreciator.
>>61480930Geese fly longer and faster.
>>61481022But how far and fast can they run?
>>61480652when was the last time anyone speared an elephant to death, faggot
>>61474121not can be, it is
>>61474269then these things showed up and we had ourselves the homo wars which are apparently still raging...
>>61480652Retard, no one said they didn't hunt:>We know humans hunted mammoths but it is more likely they used methods besides spearing.
>>61481121Top speed.>>61481201Some things are unknowable.>>61481398Good, cuz yeah.
>>61474000cope harder, non-human. you will never build a civilization or reach the stars.
>>61474269>dies at age 35Nah I'm good.
>>61481632>>dies at age 35>from malnutrition
>>61476067You just described Africa
>>61473531Atlatl + javelin is fucking lethalNeanderthals were so strong they didn't ever develop atlatls even though they made fishing raftsYou pelt it from above with 20 or 30 javelins and follow it for days waiting for it to bleed out, then butcher it and pack the meat in an ice cave in the wall of the glacierAlso we don't know how often they were actually hunted, they've found signs of it but even some of those might have been scaring away an aggressive mammoth, not hunting it
>>61474000Mammoths died due to climate change, you're basing your retard misanthropy off century old conjecture by retarded stoners. You as a lifeform are aberrant for outgrouping your own species, unfuck yourself cunt.
bros I want to tickle my hairy pusi cavewife until she pees her pelt uncontrollably
>>61473531I'm glad no one brought up that disproven study about "butchering mammoths being impossible"
>>61479610>Still, 1800s was the best.Ah yes, I too find black lung, pre-santitation medicine, constant military struggles between European states, constant revolutions and unrest as the super-states were being eaten up by nationalism and democratic republicanism, emergence of ethnic genocides, loss of the frontier, realpolitik, unchecked and rampant billionaires, general ideological craze etc etc etc etc
>>61480930https://www.popularmechanics.com/adventure/sports/g418/animal-kingdom-top-marathon-runners/
>>61482256heavily skewed by infant deaths but you retards will never understand statistics
>>61483556How does that make it better? Not only would you be more likely to die in childhood, in adulthood you would be almost guaranteed to have the horrible experience of your own child dying in infancy.
>>61482371This is specifically about actual marathon distances, not just running until you can't go any further. With that being said, there are animals that mog humans in the latter, like reindeer and other migratory ungulates like Saiga antelope and pronghorns which would be able to make up so much distance on a human that they could eat and rest before you got anywhere near them.
>>61482371Wow, what a shit article. This is just "marathon distances" and napkin math with no sources, it's factoid garbage.These faggots are correct.>>61480930>>61483992
>>61473531because it's not an IFV
>>61483939its dying at birth that skews it you fucking moron
>>61483556>>61484492Let's try some other stats then, like the MEDIAN life expectancy in the UK in the entire 19th century: 39I guess those infant deaths weren't actually fucking up the stats that much.
>>61482256>war... le BAD!>trannies........LE GOOD!!!post your gun with timestamp
>>61473531Long spears and attack from all angles.
>>61483556I thought the thumbnail was the migration routes of California coast. Putting it back to thumbnail view so I can ignore data and shitpost.
>>61484791Some men's spears are longer than others.
>>61484834And they died with HONOR
>>61474000It’s scientifically impossible for humans to have hunted them to extinction
I saw a video about caveman engineering (basically how they made stone tools) and there's a bit where they mention a mother going out and hunting. I saw this like a week ago and I'm still a but perturbed by that, I think it may be autism
>>61474269As a first time parent I kneel to all pre-historic parents. I cannot even begin to imagine how difficult it was.
>>61484834Your mother been telling stories about me boy?
>>61485143Not as bad as you'd think. The women would do most of the work from the time they were old enough to hold a baby, then they'd just die in child birth when it was their turn, so the whole affair is over by age 15 after popping out 1 or 2. The men meanwhile have to pump babies into all the women who then raise those babies, and strangle the babies who cry in the night. Those were the days.
>>61484492How does that change any of what I said?
>>61474135>some random cliffs you and the boys run retarded animals off of to see them go splat>declared a world heritage sitelol, kind of comfy when you think about it.
>>61473531Something like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDG6JsXqaRA And there was an old documentary called Walking with Prehistoric Beasts that had a similar scene but with rocks and mammoths. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFcaS97RbPYPaleo-shit is my favorite subject. I wish there were more threads on /his/ or /k/ but both boards are total ass.
>>61474135Very descriptive.
>>61481632Better to die young in your prime than to die in a retirement home being beaten to shit by minorities in a retirement home at 80. Assuming you even live long enough due to microplastics and junky processed food.
>>61474755>whites>in muttlandCome on now
>>61483556>>61484492Still bad, dumb niggerIf only you died at birth too
>>61474917Uhhh that's called war
>>61476137>he's unironically an incel
>>61476594Give me the sauce boss
>>61488274Don't be silly, war is a people thing.
>>61486393Historically biased by the white oppressors. The First People's were not cruel and lived in harmony.
atlatl spear:>3100 grains>120 FPS>99 foot-poundsThey were literally hunting these fuckers with .22 short.
>>61488491This is a bait post, but for anyone who does think this, I recommend "Empire of the Summer Moon"
>>61473643>get one to fall off and die or break limbshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFcaS97RbPY
>>61488510I also recommend, 'Valley of Horses' by Jean Auel.
>>61473531Bunch of slack jawed berry pickers itt!
>>61488499Wait till you find out that energy is not the exclusive determinant of penetration.
>>61488242Post your gun
>>61473531Humans are endurance hunters we can outlast any animal on earth because we sweat, we exhausted the prey and then killed them
>>61481632Wasn't hard to grow old in ancient times, presuming you manage to make it to 3 years old.
>>61489123Yes, this is why horses are man's best friend and hippos are our greatest foe.
>>61473531Put a few pointy sticks in it and wait for it to bleed to death
>>61476343You suck, lamburgers are delicious.
>>61476343>Yes, but lamb and mutton both suck.Subhuman.>>6148942699% of lamburgers people make are terrible because they expect it to cook like beef.
>>61475250It was probably like this, never underestimate our species' special ability to overcomplicate everything>No grug you cant eat mammoth flesh cause the moons face is too bright in the sky, eat shitty weeds instead or head gets bonked>No hairy pussy for grug as tribe shaman has not yet given grug manhood totem, that will be 15 pelts + tip (of penis).>Grug was caught painting offensive things on wall? Tribe chief charge grug to 5 head slaps and grugs spears get locked away in the cave of firewater, sharp sticks, and smokeplants.
>>61489095Your mom found my energy out.
>>61489438>expect it to cook like beef.>When they should expect it to cook like shit
>>61489442>>No hairy pussy>Grug must bang unhairy pussy, poor gru.. wait...
>>61473593This.Occasionally, if opportunities presented itself, they may have also used fire drives.
>>61491912>opportunities presented itselfSo like just waiting for a herd of big game to walk under you and 20 buddy's hiding in a tree would be a great opportunity! Imagine doing that for Elk, megatherium and other Pleistocene big game ...until you guys get hungry and climb down and go kill something.
>>61491811ToT poor grug ToT
>>61473531WALK AT IT AND CHUCK SPEARS UNTIL IT LAYS DOWN AND DIES. THIS IS KNOWN.
>>61489345Make that 20 and most people survived to 50y old.In middle ages 60-something.You either died a child or survived long enough to see your grand children.
>>61489426The best way to eat lamb is slow cooked shanks or spit roasted
>>61473531>How the fuck did unga bungas kill this with sticks and stones?intelligence, teamwork, persistence. besides horses i can't think of any land based animal with the balance of speed and endurance that humans have. and no creature has anything approaching our level of intelligence and sense of responsibility to our tribe
>>61476343>lamb and mutton both suck Nigger detected
>>61473923>1 inch foot deepJesus christ kid good job b8ing us all
>>61474000Homo Erectus, leaving Africa long before us, managed to drive to extinction all the large land turtles of Southeast Asia, as well as extirpate regional populations of Proboscidea (elephant-likes) throughout Asia. It's been in our fucking blood since before we were a distinct species.
>>61474912>wah pooping outside is hardGod damn how do pussies like you survive to adulthood
>>61476343Dis nigger never ate fried sheep ears
>>61476617My buddy from the stans kidnapped his future wife. Apparently the grooms family spends weeks gaslighting the women to agree to marriage. Its dangerously based
>>61482256Personally i would fuck off to hunt beaver and smash injun clunge. You faggy euros are always acting a fool
>>61481121Geese never run. They pimp walk cause they know (You) wont do shit
>>61473531Gravity trap, it gets harassed and chased down a cliff, or baited over a ditch the grugs dug. Elephants get fucked up by slight level changes, it's anatomy. Literally a mobility kill on the tank, then you shoot/bleed it to death. Any grugs ITT who suggested otherwise would not survive the long winter to reproduce
Big animals means more meat.
>>61473531Teamwork makes the dream work anon, you can kill anything if you and your buddies work together!
>>61474269>>61474528The harder we look the more evidence we find that even the most ancient groups of people still had complex social structures and political systems to govern their livesAustralian aboriginals have formalised inter-tribal de-escalation and dispute resolution procedures in order to prevent destructive fights occurring amongst their limited population, for example.A five thousand year old battle of a river crossing in north Germany recently revealed some artifacts from southern Iberia which proved that not only was this battle fought between much larger and more organised societies than previously believed, but also that some of the participants have traveled a very long way to get there which apparently suggests that the german river crossing in question was on a trade route with significant economic relevance to spainEssentially what I am saying is that life back then would not have been any less complicated, it would just have been complicated in different ways
>>61496455Of course. People have a baseline capacity that they are constantly trying to fill up. Social life and routines only becomes actively simplified with monasteries and the like.
>>61475334I'd unga her bunga
>>61476035coincidentally also the ingredients for good sex
>>61495263You fags literally trained geese to think they could take on humans geese and turkeys around here always know to get the fuck out of your way.
>>61482256Pure copehttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2672390/"Analysis of the mid-Victorian period (1850-1880) in the U.K. reveals that life expectancy at age 5 was as good or better than exists today, and the incidence of degenerative disease was 10% of ours. Their levels of physical activity and hence calorific intakes were approximately twice ours. They had relatively little access to alcohol and tobacco; and due to their correspondingly high intake of fruits, whole grains, oily fish and vegetables, they consumed levels of micro- and phytonutrients at approximately ten times the levels considered normal today.
>>61473531they didn’t, they ate actual livestock animals and had agriculture. written language and sophistication did not just spawn out of nowhere between now and 20,000 years. a pre-diluvian civilization existed.
>>61474575it is not inefficient, it is high time the world adopts the American imperial standard. Long live the empire of 50 states!
>>61474943why does Texas look dumb here?
>>61473531They didn't if they could help it.
>>61498839Name all the countries that landed men upon the moon AND returned them safely to the earth?
>>61498843Not to scale, NM and AZ not apportioned per statehood lines, AZ does not include the Gadsden Purchase. >Cry harder pedros it's OURS
>>61473531Spears and bows and other primitive tools are still EXTREME force multipliers.A semi trained African with a rudimentary spear I dare say could defend himself from a lion or any other apex predator(not multiple, but one yes)
>>61499842I miss the way Mad Magazine used to draw Africans and Mexicans. It was more real.
>>61498839>>61499338>>61474575>>61474548Base 12 systems are infinitely more suited for white men who work in the real world and not an elaborate rat maze.
>>61499338nazi germany
>>61500667American measurements aren't base 12
>>61500667The imperial system isn't base 12. I don't think it's really base anything. But what it is is based off of humans. I am not water and I will not have the temperature dictated to me by how it feels.
>>61501181Feet are 12 inchesMen are six feet high +- 6 inches in either direction. Temp is both base ten (0-100 for average white people temperature through the year) and in sections of 1/3 (1/3 is the freezing point of water, 2/3 is the average temperature in white people land, 3/3 is approximate body temperature).There is no need to "cede ground" to the lab rats, their system is less practical.>>61501030You don't own a gun so your words are meaningless babble.Also, you use base 12 IMPERIAL TIME, faggot.
I wish I could find it but there’s a video of some African tribe swarming and spearing an elephant. It’s excruciating to watch because they basically spear this thing hundreds of times over and over and it simply can’t get away and they just keep stabbing it with spears until it collapses
>>61497868Dont @ me bitch im doing gods work running indians and niggers out of the parks with my geese horde
>>61501290C >>61474812
>>61496455The bronze trade was absolutely prolific back in the day, with proffessional soldiers hired to guard trade caravans. There is evidence that the massive battle in germany was between two migrating tribes
>>61474000Invasive species hunt others to extinction constantly. Now, we're partially at fault for some of those species being enabled to do so but still.
>>61501290I hate mean people.
>>61483556>>61484492Life expectancy at birth isn't skewed by infant mortality you retarded nigger, it's literally explained in the title. You're just parroting a point you don't understand.>>61474755>it's not possible to adjust the budget to the revenue
>>61473531Spear placement
>>61504198>Life expectancy at birth isn't skewed by infant mortality you retarded niggerYes it is. Most of those people were not dying at 45. You don't stop being an infant the second you flop out the vagina, that's not what the word means.The single largest "cause" of death there is chrisomes (children under one month) and infants. As in literally just being a baby and dying requires no further explanation, as it is a common and expected thing. >>61498755>pure copewhat exactly is cope? So many children are dying it skews the average life expectancy down multiple decades, and you think "oh damn everything was totally fine!" like holy shit you double nigger that is the exact opposite of things being ok
>>61473643We have to go back
>>61473531they were vegan back then, it's natural for homo sapiens. don't listen yo bigots telling you otherwise
Given the carnage modern elephants cause when they go off on one, like you see in India occasionally, or that circus African in Hawaii they caught on video a while back, it's difficult to imagine anyone fucking with these sans firearms.This shit is on par with going to war in terms of balls.
>>61473923>dogs.This, I but they utilised the fuck out of mutts to the extent that they would do the bulk of the damage.
We've all seen those vids of a pack of wolves taking down bison, well, times that by however many proto-huskies and you'll get the same thig with a mammoth.
>>61484522>>61484492>>61504198you idiots really don't understand statistics
>>61504291>Most of those people were not dying at 45Correcteven in the high medieval era, minus the effect of infant mortality, the actual life expectancy was around 60
>>61473531Used best weapon. Stone 63.
>>61501273But you count these inches and feet in Arabic base ten numerals.Entire point of metric system using same ten base for numeral system and physical units system. That make conversion of units just moving decimal point.Ask American how many cubic inches in the cubic foot and this stops them dead in their tracks.
>>61473531You think it's made of titanium or smtng? It's a living breathing animal it has a carotid artery, eyes, dick and balls.
>>615049119/10 you are a prick. Howzat statistics?
>>61504935Get me some insurance, bitch!
>>6150497012x12x12, not that hard.
>>61473531If a bunch of ants started stabbing you over and over with tiny sticks even you would eventually bleed to death or collapse from exhaustion.
>>61506333Ur mom collapsed when I stabbed her with my tiny ahh...wait...
>>61504970>But you count these inches and feet in Arabic base ten numerals.Numerals are numerals. >Entire point of metric systemThe entire point of the metric system is to reduce man to a rat in a maze and give power over to anti gun, anti human, godless intellectuals.
>>61508751>Numerals are numeralsYou math moron, some numerals are bigger than others.
>>61508751>anti gun, anti human, godless aliens You forgot the aliens.
>>61504291the more you read it, the funnier and more perplexing it gets
>>61473643>get one to fall off and die or break limbsPeople gaff on about the unethical nature of the western style of hunting animals with a gun, but fact is modern hunting is preferable by MILES for the animal than any indigenous hunting method used historically. Reminds me of how indian poachers will shove spears in the rectum of a trapped tiger to kill it while preserving the pelt for a higher trade value, brown people are fucking horrible
>>61508751>The entire point of the metric systemwas to get rid off every city/region having their own customary units of measurement. That the metric system is "arbitrary" is a retarded point because it wasn't meant to be "natural" it was supposed to be uniformthe imperial system you use today is a derivative off the "arbitrary" "maze" metric systemjust look at when they where adopted metric in 1799, imperial 1826the metric system was so good that the bongs had to have their own standardized system of weights and measurement even if they had to copy what the frogs did. And then burgers copied the bongs to the letter. Because those redcoat gun grabing freedom hating tyrant tea slurpers where on to something (copying the frogs)
>>61504291I would a hot chick with Consumption.
>>61511442>pointYour problem is you need to do a hot chick with Consumption. Picrel probably died from Consumption, you would be lucky to get some dat.Do her and get off your soapbox, preacher.
>>61511449>>61511475Consumptive women were said to be promiscuous (because YOLO)
>>61500667A Dutch pintje is 25 cl of beer, it has nothing to do with imperial measurements.
>>61511756>centilitersThat's one European-y measurement right there
>>61511442If burgs copies bongs why is there a difference between the long ton and short ton?
>>61511630I definitely recommend watching 'Angela's Ashes' if you want to see consumptive fornication.
>>61511449What is a 'consumption'?
>>61504291>Cancer.... and WOLF>Planet (as in a sudden and terminal contact with the planet?)>King's evil, refuses to elaborate>only 7 murdered, 20 less than worms
>>61514324>Planet (as in a sudden and terminal contact with the planet?)No, as in literally they believed the phases or alignment of the planets was making someone ill.>King's evilScrofula, they believed it could be cured by the king's touch.
>>61513945tuberculosis
>>61514374I touched Ur mom's scrofula wiff my peepee..
>>61511442>was to get rid off every city/region having their own customary units of measurement.Internationalist faggotry.>That the metric system is "arbitrary"You put that in quotes, when did I say it?>it wasn't meant to be "natural"That's why it's for fags.>just look at when they where adopted metric in 1799, imperial 1826Imperial just finalized and meshed the systems we'd been using since the first caveman tried to balance his weight across a log. Metric will be forgotten in the channel house of cultural and racial suicide that is every country that adopted it. In 100 years any country that is not using imperial measurements will be using Bananas and coconuts for measurements.
>>61515153>meshed the systems we'd been using since the first caveman tried to balance his weight across a log.Citation required.
>>61473531Very carefully
>>61473531Greg used fire birdFire bird dies after use to kill mammothAll fire bird used, fire bird extinctWe no more to talk Greg >:(
