What concealed carry weapon would you choose if you were the head of security at a chicken restaurant?
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>>61475035Full giggle Micro-Uzi.
>>61475035You're asking for information you can't have.
>>61475035S&W 629
>>61475035Nipping steel kayana an wakizashi
>>61475035A pepperbox, extra spicy
>>61475035A glock with a little bit of that good chicken spice mix added to each and every powder load of my bullets
Was the last thread deleted because meth empires violate US law?
>>61475035A pimento
>head of security at a chicken restaurant?G17 with a switch.>janitorG17 with a switch.>teacherG17 with a switch.>tard handlerG17 with a switch.It's the objectively correct choice regardless of profession.
>>61476839AutosagedI hate jannies so much its unreal
>>61475035>want to do PI work>state requires a PI liscense>makes it so hard it's almost impossible to get unless you were an ex police detectiveFucking gay
>>61477473Just do it without the license
>>61477568No one will hire you
>>61477597Ughh millennials these days. You just gotta look em in the eye and shake their hand if they still won't hire you then ilsure it's cuz you gots no experience. Just work pro bono (u2 is real popular these days). I've logged about 1.2k hours of porn bono work and I finally landed a job. Just pull yourself up bucko and stop that sad bitch millennial bullshit just keeping yourself down you self defeater.
>>61477626with enough pro bono work, u2 can achieve your dreams
>>61477597You need to move in different circles.
>>61477626>u2 is real popularThey suck. Have for decades. And Bono is a cunt.
>>61477666Nice try, Satan.
>>61477666The devil is anti-bonoImagine my surprise
>>61477666Bullshit. Lemme guess you're gonna say the guy from drive is the new hot thing in hollywood. And nickelback isn't a beloved heavy metal rock band that's famous the world over?
>>61475035>Not carrying a rifle like Sanders would have wanted.Any anons know what guns were used back during infamous KFC shootout? I've heard some say Sanders shot his rival dead, some say it was revenge for one of his employees being murdered in cold blood, some say Sanders never shot anyone at all. Every variation.But I've never heard anyone say what guns they were packing.
>>61477147This guy gets it.
>>61477770famas
>>61475035Whatever shotgun this based old man keeps behind the counter
>>61476164Beat me to it.
>>61476164>>61478511I wonder why he goes with the snubby .44? Being an oldschool cop, I would have guessed a .357 or a .38 would be his choice in revolver.
>>61478544>Easier to conceal>Definitely enough STAPPING POWA>Looks intimidating on scree... I mean on his personI want to get a combat magnum because of Mike.
>>61478566>I want to get a combat magnum because of Mike.do it and name it the traut
>>61475035Colt combat commander, accurized, peened rails, polished and hardened throat and ramp, threaded match barrel. Good titanium suppressor. A good non flammable hand sanitizer for discreet carry and quick wetting of the can. 4 mags, three with a mix of hydoshok and gold dots, one FMJ .45 super. Mag in the weapon a mix one. Also a good small tactical light, but not attached.
>>61475035Lunch in paperbag
>>6147503515 roided out and very angry roosters raised on human flesh hidden in the ceiling. Nobody'd expect weaponized poultry paratroopers. Come to rob the place and all you'll get is cock!If it has to be a firearm then idfk, maybe something like a Flux Raider with a proper stock instead of just a brace I guess. Fucking buzzkill.
>>61478731I like the roid rooster idea
>>61478731>15 roided out and very angry roosters raised on human flesh hidden in the ceiling.God danm Ram Ranch has taken some strange turns after the space marines arc
>>61475035But he wasn't the head of a security for a chicken restaurant, he was actually an enforcer for a drug cartel
>>61478886Big hard throbbing cock is in the first arc
>>61475035Where did he go wrong?
>>61478911He took a half measure
>>61475035A good group of guys. Guys that know the work and want it.
>>61477473So just become a cop. Can’t be that fuckin hard, they seem to take anything with a pulse in most places.
>>61479522Yeah but you have to do patrol for at least 3-5 years before you can apply to be a detective
>>61478566Revolvers, especially 44 mag. Are not easier to conceal than any semiauto
>>61479556And police detective skill/stress/aptitude is way crazier than PI work.It's like getting certified in electrical engineering to pursue a career in IT.
Pimento sandwich.It's been called the caviar of the south.
>>61479630Yeah, but that's not what he said, dumbass. He said why doesn't he use a full sized police service revolver, which would be harder to conceal than a snubnose.
>>61475035B&T Glock 19 or a 43 with a slide lock.
>>61477666Even Satan is fed up with his own creation
>>61477473Every PI I've met is a lard ass insurance/work comp/divorce stalking faggot who is one step above a mall ninja. Just be a cop and use the union gibs to go to night school and become an investigator so you get paid diddly dick and pension out at 55.
Cimarron Rooster Shooter
>>61479753>be a retard drug head wrangling cop who everyone dislikes or >be a stalker pi who follows normies around to make sure they dont stand up out of their wheelchair or fuck the neighborhood whoregrim. no wonder mike decided to go the chicken route
>>61475035Suppressed g29 with a switch, loaded with Buffalo bore 220gr hardcast
>>61480155Ah a pocket rocket enthusiast I see
finger guns
>>61479716If you really want to keep it quiet, you're better off using a .22. 9mm is still loud as fuck when silenced.
>>61477147The Glock is a shit cube. Junk.
>>61475035H&K P7 with silencer
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>>61475035
>>61475035obrez SKS
>>61479753Welcome to the world of jobs that aren't anywhere near as glamorous or exciting as TV shows and movies make them out to be. I wonder how many idiots the Indiana Jones films got into archeology?
>>61480153money was probably better, too. that was all he really was after.
>>61480153What strikes me is how much better-resourced he seems to be in BCS than in Breaking Bad; he runs a small army protecting Gus from Lalo (one of whom protects Mike himself from Gus via deterrence as a sniper - indicating loyalty to Mike himself - when he negotiates to spare Nachos' father), yet there's none of this manpower/surveillance preventing Walt from approaching Gus's car with a pipe bomb.
>>61485675They were a lot more militant in BCS. Maybe Gus underestimated Walt's threat potential
>>61477770It was a gunfight over signs. Last claim I heard was shotguns all around
>>61475035FACT: Spics and chugs in New Mexico understand and respect the Mike Ehrmantraut scowl.
>>61475510He said concealed, not vehicle towed.
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>>61484944>I wonder how many idiots the Indiana Jones films got into archeology?1930s and earlier archeology was actually an adventure. Hell, even into the 70s the people chasing down Genghis Kahn's tomb spent most of their days riding horses with nomadic tribes. It used to be cool.
>>61475035Drum Stick in a Thigh holster.
