What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?Keep in mind that while vampires are typically vulnerable to silver, garlic, and sunlight, they are also much faster and stronger than a typical human and are vastly more cunning and intelligent. They are also likely to prepare several layers of defenses in their hideouts.
My dick.
>>61491185* it's MUH dik,Chud...
>>61491144Why, the brick of course.
>>61491144muh clit
Is it a male or female vampire?
>>61491144From the Order's archives on standard armaments> Confront the Unholy undead's form with the image of Holy death, and the truth that they are, in fact, dead.>...Large caliber firearms are called for, either antiques with a specific history relevant to the church, or otherwise painstakingly handmade under strict ritual procedure, and the Order generally sources Vatican-issue ammunition, which is high velocity for a given caliber and contains a core of a consecrated material: for undead enemies a compacted mixture of palm ash and oil of Myrrh and Aloe (This same funerary oil is used to anoint the churches own sanctified undead).>for those living but considered Beasts, or those who have violated the natural order of beasts, a core of gopharwood enriched with pitch and shepherds oil is used. In the face of perversion, assert Man's stewardship.>For use against The diseased, the infectious, or those with the nature of Pestilence, a fine mixture is made of Nitre, Sulfur, Olive Oil, Angelica grass, Myrrh, Frankincense, and Balsam, and mixed with the Wax of the candles of St. Blaise the Healer Before being clad in metal. All Disease fears being made clean.>For use against those supernatural entities considered to be associated most closely with Falsity and delusion, for those that believe they are the masters of forces and shapes, who deny their self and the world, the order prescribes the use of a special bullet. It's core is of applewood surrounding a rod of polished silver. The Apple carries the knowledge of the sin and shame within oneself, the conscious Truth of one's actions, and the mirror of Silver forces the sinner to reflect, and see their true self.
>>61491185FPBP
>>61491144Mating press.
>>61491144Pregnancy
>>61491432Yupiel's clit is...Quite extensive.....
>>61491568>a corpse making lifeThis is an impossible dream, young one.
>>61491144Capture one and make her fall in love with me and now I can that vampire as a weapon aganist other vampires. Otherwise use my Ithica make custom shells loaded with silver and proceed to deal with the vampire menace.
>>61491144assuming its a traditional vampire, garlic, fire, decapitation, and entombment under stone, all alongside the use of a cross & bibleif its a nu-vampire, sort of like blade, underworld, daybreakers, then silver bullets & sunlight and for anime style vampires, silver bullets, guns, the cross & bible, and my dick
>>61491432Based dom-lesbian vampire hunter. Handing out lawful-good scissoring sessions like they were candy
in i am legend when virginia comes back as a vampire did he really have to kill her? she could still talk and giving her a little blood every day is a really low price for a wife by today's standards
>>61491576As long as her ovaries and womb are intact, that's all you need
>>6149114412 gauge with a spreader choke and #2 or #4 tungsten birdshot. Aim for the hips and legs and when they are downed, pop in a silver hollow point slug to finish them.Shotgun autists just keep winning!
>>61491810Nah, bro. She's the living corpse of a child. She was never able to grow, much less grow a new life inside of her. That is the tragedy of Remilia Scarlet.
>>61492008Wouldn't a spreader choke fuck up any slug you shoot through it or cause a barrel to banana peel like a cartoon?
>>61491144bombard it with microwaves and radiation so it cant regenerate
>>61491185This right here, good old fashioned "wood" stake right through the heart via her vajeener
>>61491144My peenus weenus of coursh
>>61492765You could always kill it like the t-1000 too
>>61491741god i fucking love this websitenever expceted to read that KEK
>>61491144just got a powerful flashlight, then rig it so you have multiple of them on your body that go off when it detects any sort of motion, watch as the various vamps burn themselves trying to take a bite out of me
>>61491451Female
>stopping a vampireWhat? No you don’t, that’s the job of very specialized professionals of the Church. Do NOT seek confrontations with the undead, just live a pious life and let the Church handle trouble of that nature.
>>61491144Bankruptcy.Buy as much Remilia-coin as possible when the Charisma market crash, then take over the Scarlet devil casino.>>61491576>>61491810>>61492019Works in my current eratw playthrough, just need to keep doing the needful until she become fertile.
>>61491576Not with that attitude!
>>61491144>What kind of weapons would you use to defeat a vampire?The power of love you have for her being astronomically lower than the love you have for her sister.That will mindbreak her.
>>61491225Whats red and bad for your teeth?
I'll introduce them to god.
>>61491144what better anti vampire weapon than a vampire himself
>>61491144A shotgun blast to the head
>>61491185My teeny weenie penieeMy undersized schmeizerMy average-looking dicklingMy big bananaMy humongous pythonMy extra sized 5-inches of disappointment
>>61491144Gay sex. Rape. Maybe even some cuddling afterwards.
>>61491144Mines, suppressing fire and artillery
>>61494174Why would it cuddle you after you rape it
>>61491144A strong hug. Followed by restraint into a bed with a warm blanket.
vampires get the brick
>>61491144tell it i love it so it leaves my village too
>>61494174But anon, that vampire is a girl.
>>61491144I would defeat Yupiel by making her fall in love with me, and spending so much time with her that our influence over one another moderates us both. Also in this scenario where vampires exist, I get to be a magic user of some stripe.
>>61494250It has no say in the matter.>>61494908Nu uh
>>61494174BASED>>61494250Why wouldn't you? It's the best part>t. otally not a vampire
>>61491185
>only fight them during the say time (start early)>burndown their hideouts if possible >gas the place with garlic completely if not >silver buckshot in everyones shotguns shit id copy those weedheads that turned a leaf blower into a bong but with garlic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ5z-DLInEit would be like a flamethrower that only hurts vampires
>>61491144>look mom, I posted it again!https://desuarchive.org/k/search/text/would%20you%20use%20to%20defeat%20a%20vampire/A brick for OP, my dick for yupiel
>>61495929/cyoag/ leaked again...
>>61494179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjvlfwXHo8
>>61491521Thank you uncle Vesemir
>>61491144My blood and cum, gallons upon gallons of each. God bless vampire lolis, the purest and most beautiful creatures in existence. I just got a body pillow of my wife Remi and her sister Flan, can’t wait to cuddle it to sleep tonight. Fucking Korean import laws prevent me from getting (at least reliably) a touhou sexdoll :( but I might be able to smuggle one into the country in a few decades if the BASED MRM keeps gaining traction. God bless our incel president, Yoon Suk Yeol
>>61498266based carotid cunny clapper.
>>61491451Loli vampire > twink vampire > big boob vampire > muscle mommy vampire > muscle daddy vampire > old man vampire > old hag vampire desu. I would happily be their blood slave (and cum slave, in the case of the first few)
>>61498299>twink vampire secondfag
>>61495929I got the Loyal Servant ending, but you best believe that's gonna become the Baby Daddy ending once I'm done.
>>61498337You're right, it should be first.
>>61491144any one or anything in a German uniformshe may have vampire resistances but she still has the polacks weakness to German men in uniform
>>61491144>>61495929>>61497237goodhttps://i.4cdn.org/hr/1714133125468300.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/hr/1714133163307851.jpg
Get this: garlick dildo.
Would pocket garlic work?
>>61495929I picked stake and waffle house so I win. I could kill a dozen people in a waffle house and nobody would bat an eye.
>>61491144A wedding band. She won't stand a chance.
mirrors placed in orbit that can direct sunlight to any position on earth, regardless of time of day
>>61499855The moon already does that and vampires don't seem to care.
>>61499855You know about Vampire Hunter D?In the manga, the Vampire Nobility, which conquers and rules Earth for millenia, bumps into a hostile alien species. These aliens use a series of orbital railguns to bunkerbust stakes into the hearts of vampires asleep in their coffins.Metal.Also ironic, because Yoshitaka Amano uses a very baroque, floral and feminine visual style.
>>61494115Wait, 5” is considered small?
>>61499978Based aliens.
Is it rape if she's a vampire?
>>61499978Pretty funny.In RIFTS, vampires follow an EXTREMELY strict "if it's not the weakness it doesn't count" rule because they're actually all just the fringes of a giant magical hive mind creature that can basically just respawn them from anything that doesn't sever it's magical connection to them, so they'll regenerate from nothing almost instantly if killed, but if even a toothpick's amount of wood enters their heart they die instantly, so you have supersoldiers in tank-busting powered armor common to the setting ramming wooden dowels into the front of their giant railguns (the acceleration instantly shreds them) and firing what amounts to clouds of supersonic mulch at them just playing the odds that one tiny fragment hits the heart. You get situations where you don't hit the heart by chance but you've emulsified the vampire so every turn he pops back up and you immediately hit him with another ten pounds of wood chips.
>>61491144Nukes
>>61499978https://youtu.be/mP12TR-oifQshould be mandatory viewing for anyone who likes anime.
>>61500406>English dubYou don't like anime if you watch it dubbed.
>>61500408If your visual medium isn't ruined by ugly pasted in letters breaking up the frame, it's shit already. Every frame is a painting. Every second you're supposed to be taking in the full image. That is the art form.
>>61491144Faith
How come you guys all wanna marry vampires?Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darkness? How are you going to convince a priest to officiate the wedding?
>>61500677>Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darknessThis hottie isn't.
>>61500677>Don't you realize they're evil creatures of darkness?Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>61500747worse she is a br*t the most anti gun race known to man or God
Banpaia Hunter D anon here>>61500406I already knew this was gonna be Bloodlust.I have it on DVD and also a pirated download from 12 years ago. And I plan on getting rid of neither copy.>>61500408>>61500526Or you could just watch both sub & dub separately. Bloodlust is such a simple, beautiful piece of work that it's not a chore to watch a few times.Also the English dub is good, aside from one transliteration error. The English VA are meant to refer to D as a "dhampir," but they say "dunpeal" because katakana renditions are imprecise.
>>61500408i like both the dub and sub for this one, you're a fucking retard.
>>61500779is that why she loves cannons?
>>61491225I also hate s*t*n and all of his minions
>>61491185First post best post
>>61501446Wait a sec, that's not a vampire...
>>61491144
Is the sacrament of holy matrimony enough to defeat a vampire?
>>61491225Based
>>61503199The dead can't receive the Sacraments, Anon.
>>61495929>Oh shit! You got asked out on a hot date by the local creepy goth chick! Only problem is... you're pretty sure she's a VAMPIRE.Getting asked out on a date is the most unbelievable part of that statement
The dick
>>61491225Jesus...
>>61491144>They are also likely to prepare several layers of defenses in their hideouts.name one defense against garlic beside pic?
>>61491144Same thread again same answer:You use the same kind "full sun spectrum" of floodlight that indoors weed growers use. To vampires it would be like a fucking deadly laser with hundreds of yards of range and the spread of 180°Get 3 of them to cover all directions and enough batteries in the backpack to last trough the whole night and you are done. They can't get within hundreds of meters of you without dying.
>>61498368Counterargument:
>>61503846this bullshit is a vampire psyop. Light does nothing to vampires. It isn't a certain spectrum of light that damages vampires it's the straight up divine power of the sun. It is not replaceable by human technology.They want you to think they operate off of rational physically explainable logic, but the simple fact is magical beings do not.
>>61503846>You use the same kind "full sun spectrum" of floodlight that indoors weed growers use.weakness to the sun is not weakness to light that resembles the sun.Die in ignorance, materialist.
>>61504367True.The flashlight or spotlight would only be effective if you had to haul ass to get it there.Any anti-vampire flashlight or spotlight should include a sort of jungle-gym dump truck filled with spikes, which you have to swing across on a chain or a rope, to reach the light source. Which is secured on a pedastal, atop the cab.That level of trial should grant at least 25% vampire effectiveness.
>Any anti-vampire flashlight or spotlight should include a sort of jungle-gym dump truck filled with spikes, which you have to swing across on a chain or a rope, to reach the light source. Which is secured on a pedastal, atop the cabThis an AI post or what?
>>61504729No I'm just being ridiculous.
Get high as balls on DMT and power through the trip to fight it. If it bites me, I have an advantage - as soon as my DMT-laced blood hits its system, it's going to have the unexpected trip of its life and completely lose the ability to fight back. Then I stake its heart and leave it out for the sun.
>>61504367The sun is not divine, burn in hell idolatrous heathen.
Honestly depends on what kind of vampire, but as a general rule auto-shotguns with incendiary ammunition, and sub machine guns with silver bullets. You want to pump the area with so much buckshot/silver that even superhumanly fast vamps they can’t doge it, and by making it incendiary/silver you make even glancing hits cause long term damage.After takeing enough damage they should be slow enough for you to be able to finish them off by shooting them to bits, blowing them up, settling them on fire or hacking/stakeing them to death.Flamethrowers, grenade/missle launchers and machine guns could be useful in giving you the fire power you need to take em down. Stink and flash bang grendaes can also be used to turn their super human senses against them (especially if the stink grenade has garlic). Frag grenades with silver shrapnel and gas grenades with holy incense could also be used. Incendiary because more fire=good. That being said your going to want to be careful with grenades as they could easily throw them back if the get the chance.Short swords and knives for close quarters if any sharp object can stake them, if not then wooden stakes it is. Your going to want to keep your distance anyway for obvious reasons, and only move into melee as a finishing move or if you have no choice.Sniper and battle rifles should only really be used as an opening attack as the vamps speed will make oth hard to get a accurate hit. Anti tank rifles may be used as they can reliably blow a vampire to pieces if you get the drop on them.Wear body armor and set up booby traps like mines and tripwires, anything to lower their maneuverability. Use holy water and uv lights as much as possible if they are vulnerable to those. Uv can be used effectively as a laser beam if they burn in it, and hoses/sprinklers of holy water make for excellent traps.All of that is assuming you don’t just airstrike them or hit them with artillery, but where is the is fun in that?
>>61491225Yeah.I too am yet to meet a person, alive or undead, that could outsmart a brick to the face.
>>61504026anne frank isn't a polack but a kike with a Dutch passport (en tering lekker)
>>61503208Not all vampires are dead, though.
>>61503486
>>61491185Anon, I said "Slay the vampire" not "Lay the vampire."
>>61506140Vampires are undead, anon. They're monstrous things existing in a twisted mockery of life. If the author goes "nu-uh, my vampires are..." then hit him over the head for being a fucking snowflake.
>>61506764Slaying the vampire by laying it.
>>61491697What if it's a hopping vampire?
>>61506837Recite the Tienanmen Square copypasta at it.
>>61491144>they are also much faster and stronger than a typical humanjap pop culture nonsense. the real vampires are so weak that the only way they can survive is by having massive amounts of money and secret castles.
>>61507004Jap vampires are best vampires
Why are so many of you pedophiles?No, I do nor care that she's over 2000 years old or whatever
>>61507109welcome to 4chan, don't enjoy your stay
>>61507109
>>61507109My great grandma was like 14, when she married a young officer in his twenties. Everyone congratulated her on doing so well and they had a huge family. I bet your family history is filled with similar stories too.
>>61505211The sun was forged by the hand of God you ascetic cult heretic.
>>61507319Anon, I don't think things like>>61507082were spread in regards to your grandma. These are fetishists, not people interested in marriage to younger people
>>61507336I know this might hurt everyone here to hear, but 500 year old vampire lolis and even anime girls are not real.You can cry and scream about imaginary nonsense, but it just means you are mentally ill.
>>61507109Small adult women are cute. Don't get all worked up over it.
>>61507336Well I didn't know you were responding to that specifically, you didn't hit reply to it.A lot of the vampire pictures in the thread are just young women, at a glance anyway. A few people said they'd marry the vampire and didn't post anything obscene.
What do you do if you have to fight someone like Kiss-Shot, who can regenerate almost instantly from almost nothing? Assuming you aren't a magical vampire hunter or vampire-human hybrid she happens to have fallen for, that is. Do you try using something like a nuclear weapon in the hope that the fireball will expand faster than she can regenerate? Try imprisoning her somehow, like dropping her down a superdeep mineshaft and backfilling it, and hope that she takes more time to get out than you need to escape? I feel like there aren't any good options here.
>>61507350Hold on, checking my schedule.Gotta fit in a crying scream sesh after reading this post.Aaaand now to get back to watching Takanashi Kiara's Girltalk with Kronii and Mumei.>and that anon said "anime girls aren't real"
>>61504367I'll just use light from nuclear fusion. What now bitchboi?
>>61507439Stars dont hurt them, the sun hurts them.Go jerk off to doctor who or whatever you materialists do.
>>61491144Medieval armor (Full Iron plates) Two machine pistols with silver tipped bulletsA silver swordA garlic powder bomb
>>61507505As opposed to steel plate? Are you banking on the "monster don't like iron thing?"
>>61507467Why does the sun specifically, which is a star, hurt them but other stars don't?
>>61507536Magic. You dumb bitch>b-but there's no way a paranormal existence like a vampire wouldn't obey physical and logical laws of reality!
>>61507536Because vampires are generally part of a symbolic-relational realm beyond that of empirical inquiry. When one is able to be damaged by the sun, it's because the sun represents life, vitality, and goodness, not because UV light is bad for them or whatever. The question is like asking what the specific temperature of Hell is.
>>61491144An 8 gauge shotgun can launch a wooden stake with enough to pierce the sternum of a human, according to Kentucky ballistics anyways. If that fails a sharpen wood stake from a crossbow would be your best bet. In common myth they will just rise up again if you try killing them any other way.
Well, unless I can soul slay the fucker somehow, it’s just going to come back in a few turns and summon more m. Hopefully enough .308 can get lucky rolls and overcome its invuln. Then we just need to hold it fucks off to annoy someone else.
>>61507229This used to say 7chan lol
>>61507428lure her into range with pic rel and then forcibly kiss her
>>61507602>An 8 gauge shotgun can launch a wooden stake with enough to pierce the sternum of a human, according to Kentucky ballistics anyways.>Scott firing underloaded bits of wood at half melted ballistics gel blobs full of plastic and rubberShut the fuck up.Please, shut the fuck up.
>>61495929>Fine DiningNo sense in cheeping out on what might be a final meal>Wooden StakeBetter than no weapon at all>DON'T MENTION IT>Schmooze herImperative not to reveal any of your cards>drained and shamedThat's what being practical gets you? Utter bullshit, fuck CYOA
>>61508336If your plan of action to combat the occult doesn't involve the waffle house, you were never going to make it.
>>61507672sneed
>>61508434Waffles Houses are full of negro Americans of colour and 15x more dangerous than any vampire
>>61507736>>61507602This was refuted by Peter Zeihan.
>>61507109I like cute things in general, and so I find cuteness attractive depending on the presentation. Loli is the pinnacle crossection of cute + female for me.
>>61508819if you're too afraid to enter real life's PVP server you can't expect to get a vampire gf anon
>>61491144Can anyone beat the cock?
>>61509014>can't expect to get a vampire gfThat's literally the idea, my dick doesn't even work these days, keep the vampire women for yourself
>>61509058Not a chance
>>61509058I'd be willing to try
>>61509762I'm sure you can beat your cock, anon. I believe in you.
>>61509014It's unbelievable that there are people who would want to harm a cutie like Remilia.
>>61507350It represents something real, which are children. And interest in such indicates the existence of something real, which is being a nonce. I don't want those guys near elementary schools
>>61511039>it represents something realvampires with cat-like facial proportions and eyes larger than your brain doing silly magic laser shit is supposed to represent something real?you're fucking retarded anon.
>>61491185Classic mistake, assuming the vampire is some anime girl and not a musty old Romanian guy
>>61512610You very well know he referring to the obvious children that are being depicted, not the vampyric features.Stop being a pedophile
>>61512695What if the vampire is a musty old Romanian gal?
>>61512610>cat-like facial proportions and eyes larger than your brainI actually agreed with you until you quoted the infinite chinkoid cope propaganda they always scream through their tears when someone points out anime is full of white people>NOOOOO IS NOT WAITU PIGGUUUU NOOOOO DA BROND HAIRU SYMBORIKU!!!! IS CATO NOOOO I WANT FUCKU CATO !!!!
>>61506880I doubt Chinese vampires are communists.
>>61512695>Musty old Romanian guyDAMN thats even sexier
>>61491144this is the same exact thread
>>61498299>no shota vampire
>>61491185fpbp
She’s ancient, so her pussy game must be insane. Probably instantaneous splurts. You guys would have no chance of defeating her without an actual weapon, like some sort of super crucifix vibrator
>>61518869My bad, Shota vampire should be right above Muscle Mommy Vampire
>>61521571That's why you have to train your resistance and stamina on dolphins first before moving on to vampires.
>>61521760That’s a myth, dolphin pussy isn’t actually that good. In fact, dolphin gash is designed to be generally unpleasant, so as to deter rape. You’d be better off fucking a horse (have to gain the trust of a dangerous creature that can kill you + horse pussy goes INSANE and makes Stallions shoot their load in literal seconds)
>>61521797
>>61491185fpbp i kneel
>>61500677Who’s saying anything about marriage?
>>61500004Inflation mate
>>61516845Is it mental illness or bot though?https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/60525469/#60525469https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59633885/#59633885https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/59195616/#59195616https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/58641702/#58641702https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57785249/#57785249https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57554105/#57554105https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57059000/#57059000
>>61514112Anime isnt full of white people it's full of Japanese people. And they aren't white. What do blue, purple, red, green haired people represent then?
>>61491144The answer is pretty simple honestly, a flamethrower. B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E
>>61491185>>61491432>>61491540>>61491568>>61491575>>61491638>>61491784>>61491697>>61491741>>61491810>>61492777>>61494115>>61494174>>61494494>>61494868>>61494953>>61495002>>61495929>>61498266>>61493463>>61498283>>61498299>>61498348>>61498348>>61498368>>61498404>>61498589>>61499838>>61500747>>61500768>>61501446>>61503199>>61503550>>61506140>>61506791>>61507082>>61507119>>61509058>>61509088>>61518869>>61518897>>61521571>>61521797>>61521814Absolute cringe of the highest degree>>61491521>>61491225>>61491697>>61492008>>61492758>>61492765>>61493041>>61493061>>61493315>>61493882>>61493917>>61494000>>61494179>>61495989>>61497908>>61498776>>61500563>>61503186>>61503846>>61504485>>61504631>>61504729>>61505527>>61507439>>61507505>>61507602>>61507736>>61524163Based and anti-vampirepilled for a complete lack of better words, Vampire simps BTFO
>>61524272>mass replyingYou can tell us you're gay more directly, you know.
>>61524311Being gay is your job though
>>61524328You seem to have put all the fags out of employment then.
>>61491225>the brick of courseIt worked for a renaissance-era vampire hunter in Venice, so why not?
>>61524145LOL cope.
>61526040LOLFag.
>>61491144Bomb vest full of silver nitrate, vampire can't suck your blood if you explode and they are on fire
>>61503846>hundreds of yards of range and the spread of 180°>Get 3 of them to cover all directions and enough batteries in the backpack to last trough the whole night and you are done.Nigger you should just use the batteries at your weapon because you must be using fusion technology in them. Floodlights covering hundreds of yards aren’t being powered by a backpack full of batteries for a full night.
>>61509058I think most people in this thread do that daily
>>61524145>full of Japanese peoplenot really >And they aren't whitejaps draw manga and anime characters a lot more white than they are in real life and they are aware and okay with it>What do blue, purple, red, green haired people represent thenfunky weird hair colour are usually an indicator of the level of fiction/seriousness of a seriesthe more weird hair the less serius you should take the serries.take bochi with pink hair and dungeon meshi which while fantasy is all natural hair colour dungeon meshi is an other good example off this, all the main cast are white, the only japs in the series are the samurai guy and his retainers and you only see them for a few chapters/episodes except for the kot but the kot isn't real jap or white. kot is kot and kot is best
>>61504367FINE, let's invoke the divine power of the sun. Fusion. Thermonuclear bomb.
>>61527289The autist your replying to thinks the sun is holy/magic so there’s no point in engaging with him. He is delusional
>>61500004Yep. 6" is the average, 7" is the true average when you factor out micropenises, and 8" is where big starts.
>>61500004If by small then you mean “larger than 49.4% of adult human cocks on the planet” then yes>>61528084If by average you mean “larger than 90% of adult human cocks on the planet” then sureIf by average when you factor out micro penises you mean “larger than 97.2% of adult human cocks on the planet” then sureBtw adult human males with micro penises account for 0.6% of the adult human male population :)
>>61528248"The Planet" is too large field to compare with.Asian twinks only rarely have to fuck enlarged middle aged women. This here 7.5 incher is useless on those, but needs to be shoehorned into tiny Asian women.TL;DR the size of your dick depends on the size of vagoo you encounter. No white boy in the west gets called Mr Big Cock unless he has 9 inches or more.
>>61528306Porn sickness has rotted your brain. Girls in the west will see a 6.5 in her and call it huge
>>61528306https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/
>>61528306A 7.5 incher is larger than 93% of penises in Europe, and larger than 98% of penises in Europe+USA.
>>61521759Shota vampire should be quite *literally* above muscle mommy vampire... in bed...
>>61528372But they will think it's 9''Women are bad at measuring things and some guys lie that they are a few inches bigger
>>61507364>Small adult women are cute.there's nothing so thrillingly erotic in the world as a sub 5 foot tall japanese office worker in her mid 30s, change my mind.
>>61528517This. I've told women forever I'm 5'10''. I'm not, I'm 5'8'', no woman has been able to call me out on it because I'm still taller than them, how are they supposed to be able to tell.
>>61528778The world needs more big-boobied Japanese women who are 4 and a half ft tall. Clearly the universe is doing something right if they exist.
>>61491185>thinking of posting this>sees anon already hasI kneel and acknowledge anon's superiority. It shall not be my dick that defeats vampires but this anon's superior penis.
>>61498368I want to rape
>>61498299>>61498337>want to be twink vampire >be twink ghoul instead >blood can always run out or stop workinglife is suffering >>61491144Also the answer to your question is incendiary Phosphorus and thermite bullets are a joke until you get hit by something burning like the sun Silver is only anti werewolf and is a pain to work with since it has high melting temperatures
>>61528005>haha yes vampires are real and have magical powers that defy the laws of physics>wtf no the sun can't have divine power I am enlightened by my reason *tips fedora*
>>61529043I'm 6'3 and tell women I'm only 6'0 just to make your life harder.
>>61501446Smug brat needs correction
>>61528430Nah, muscle mommy should be rocking the little shota’s world. Non-stop milking his beautiful, delicate, frail body. Endless splurts of boy cream milked out of him by a rough (yet soft) muscular vampire momma
>>61532264>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE HECKIN UV LIGHT, IT HAS TO BE THE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS SUN!!!!!
