>messed up when holstering my pistol when upstairs are my ears still supposed to be ringing?
how the FUCK do you retards keep ND'ing?
>>61577982do glocksuckers really?
>>61577982That's why I take my holster out of my pants, insert the pistol, then holster, if there's one in the chamber.
>>61577982Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times>At friends apartment at college.>Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)>Drinking with friends>Show them my new Jericho>Try to manually decock>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.Second time>At range>Showing friend pistol>Think gun is unloaded>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.>Forgot loaded mag in>Shoot between his feetThird time>At parents house.>Just bought a sig from a guy>Get home>Try swapping slides with another sig I had>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.>Pull trigger>Shoot parents wallFourth time>At my new house>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK>Release bolt>Slam fires round into groundFifth time>Showing a friend how to use it>No idea how but a round got chambered>Show him how the trigger works>Pull trigger>Shoots round into floor in the same place as beforeSixth time>Thought maybe the house was haunted>Grab a sig>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole>Round goes offSeventh time>Friend brings over a used>Glock wants me to look over it>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.Eighth time>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.>He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)>Pulled the trigger for some reason>Shot 3 rounds into my wallOverall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
Stop carrying GlocksGet a hammer pistol
>>61577992you must be new to firearms as this is a regular part of firearm ownership
>>61577982why do you have chewed gum stuck to your banister?
>>61578219>he doesn't keep his lucky gum readily accessible NGMI
>>61578041>Read to second time and it keeps going
>>61578044T, boomer
>>61578041>EIGHT dischargesIf the ATF raided your house and took all you're guns, for once they'd actually be in the right.
>>61577992You aren't a real gun owner until you have ND'd at least once.
>>61578287I know that we are at a point in which you can't really tell if the replies to this pasta are ironic. But just to be safe Newfag
>>61577992Any honest and active gun owner has about one ND a year
>>61577992shooting is like driving; it requires your undivided attention and it's more fun to do drunkt. someone who has ND'd because they weren't paying attention
>>61578376As a closeted drunk driving enjoyer, it's the drunk crashers that give us all a bad name.
>>61578414True story.
Why are American houses made out of plywood?
>>61578340Dunno how many years you need to qualify as a newfag, but I hope it's not eightLIKE THE EIGHT FUCKING DISCHARGES YOU HAD jesus how retarded are you?It's literally the first thing you learn
>>61578432cheap, easily remodeled, easily expanded, quick to build.
>>61578327As we all know, ND's are just a fun and natural part of gun ownership.
>>61578432why would you build in brick when you are going to be weighing half a ton in 5 years?Just think of all the money you are saving when they have to tear down a wall to get you out of your house.
>>61578414Way more sober people hit stuff than drunks do. If you look at the numbers drunks are actually better drivers. In 2021, 42,000 people died in car crashes. Only 13,000 of those fatalities involved alcohol. That leaves a difference of 29,000. The idea that drunk driving is dangerous is just a leftist psyop to prevent people from gathering at bars and having fun. They want you isolated in your little box until you drink yourself to death or troon out and kill yourself.
>>61577982>Truman State>MissouriExplains the shit-tier house and the lack of decoration or color
>>61578513There are far more people driving sober than driving drunk, so just by the numbers there will be more sober wrecks and fatalities
>>61578521Roughly 50% of all drivers on the road at any given time are drunk.
>>61578041>>61578287>>61578350>>61578376Ninth time>be me, lcpl, 2111 small arms repair, usmc reserves.>1. Officers go to range for pistol qualifications. I'm the armorer on deck. Officers lined up at firing line listening to course of fire. Dark green skipper promptly shoots ground at his feet. I have to give him another round. Dickhead should have had that round count against his score.>2. Roll into the armory one day and everyone is oddly quiet. Smell burnt powder. People are rubbing their ears. See chipped concrete floor. Armorers carry loaded m9's and sarge fucking popped one inside the armory. That information never left the armory, so no one got in trouble.Tenth Time>cold as fuck (like 3° outside)>new BP pistol I got myself for my birthday>have thick wool gloves on>cock the gun>fire down range>wew it smells like bbq>cock the hammer while tilting revolver back to clear the previous cap that got jammed>gloves plus fingers = that shit fired>put a .44 caliber hole through the top of the shed we were under>feel retarded
>>61578041>only eightah, I remember being a wee lad.
>>61578521We only know how many people drive drunk or faded based on traffic stop data or self-reporting.Ain't nobody like a snitch, so of course the only info we have is cops stopping people.They disproportionately stop BAD drunk drivers, because you can visually identify a bad drunk driver, they stand out like a sore thumb.Pro-tip, the closer to the police station you are, the less visible you are.
>>61578526Eleventh time>in training>it's Wales>I hate Wales>it's raining>again>day 4 of a 7 day exercise>settling into an admin routine after conducting a night raid, we're all pisswrapped and tired>taking my boots off in my shell scrape to change socks to prevent that sweet sweet trench foot>girl one scrape over is stripping weapon to clean>battle buddy is looking visibly concerned at her>"hey aren't you supposed to take off the mag-">Naughty Dennis makes an appearance>EEEEEEEEEE>not expecting the ND, so I jump forward knocking over my mess tin and stick my foot in the dragon fuel heating the water scalding the sole of my foot>deathly silence and that sinking oh shit feeling sinks in>it's still raining>I fucking hate Wales>Basic Training>Just defended BIV site from enemy attack for our training>Go to rifle clearing station before entering site again>Two women are ahead of me in line.>They don't remove their mags before clearing, so blank rounds gets loaded into their chambers.>Go to dry fire, both rifles go off and our instructors hear.>They're immediately ordered to the command tent>Rest of the time in the field they carried sticks and now have a serious incident charge on their records.
>>61578521There's no way to know that. Don't fall for the psyop. ((They)) want you to have lower inhibitions when you're home alone so you'll start gooning to tranny porn. Get out to the bar and talk to some real life women.
>>61578526>>61578542>>61578593My bad i forgot. Sorry guys i can't post anymore ((they)) are in the room right now
>>61578444>eight NDsRookie numbers. I had twelve before even leaving the gun store.
>>61578603I guess /k/ really is filled with trannies. I bet you haven't talked to real woman since highschool.
>>61578269Hammer pistol is an extra layer of verification when holstering, place your thumb on the hammer, if it moves there's shit in your holster, if it doesn't you're fine. That doesn't make you a boomer, its just a preference for carry.t. Lives in a hellish wasteland and am always in multiple layers
>>61578707I carry a P07 in a a phlster enigma in Florida anon I know your feel
>>61578020This is the way.
>>61577982Let me guess, you're a PSA customer?
>>61578327this is a price of freedom!
>>61577982this is why mum doesnt fucking love you
>>61578041Well written bait, but anyone with this many NDs would have choked on their food by now because they are obviously retarded. Overall I give it a 6/10
>>61578628I was talking to your mom for like 3 hours lastnight
>>61578619I had one last night acting like james bond in my bathroom mirror. Drunk of course
>>61577992Shit happens, you must be a noguns fag
>>61578891it's just a collection of every time somebody's come to /k/ with a "fuck I did an oopsie" storythe full copypasta is thirty-some entries long
>>61577982Wow here I was thinking /k/ went without an nd for a good while, thanks for bring it back, now greentext what happened anon
>>61578041Thank you for your service anon, I only open these threads to read this.
>>61578041This actually retarded. Full stop. FNG shit.
>>61577982Fucking kek, OP why did you do it?
>>61578521Ahahahaha. You’re in the minority, soberfag. >>61578526I drank the vodka. I’m drunk right now.
>>61581438Newfag nigger
>>61577982 Oh, we’re doing THIS ONE again? Is this the May monthly ND post?
>>61577982PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
>>61578041Has this copypasta evolved into meta-trolling where everyone pretends to be retarded and fall for it?
>>61581880well said
>>61581898Pasta? What's that mean?
>>61581917>>61581880
>>61577982book an appointment with your local ENT
>>61577982This is why I carry condition three (Israeli carry). >but that exposes you to dangerFirst step is to not live near cultural enrichment zones.
>>61581880>PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough.STOP. RIGHT. THERE.OldGenXFagHere. I have been handling guns since the 70's. Have fired 100,000's of rounds of ammo, and have never had 1 ND. NOT.ONE.Face it, you suck. And so does this: "I did something abnormal, but since "everybody" else does (they don't) it's not actually abnormal and just proves even more that I'm normal."You pathetic weak-minded sissies are the worst.
>>61578044No need.
>>61577992Combination of low IQs and being deep on the spectrum
>>61583106>Can't have striker control device AND the Glock Pro trigger.Why anons whyyyyyyyyy
>>61578203>>61578327>>61578350Only time I ever ND'd was at a range. My brother gave me a S&W .500 mag with one round, didn't realize the cylinder rotated before firing, not after, so I pulled the trigger once with it pointed below the target expecting it to just rotate to the chamber that had a round in it, but instead I fired it into the ground.I have never come even remotely close to ND'ing at home. I don't know how that even happens if you're paying attention, which you should always be doing with guns.
>>61578526Good God! And what percentage are women?
>>61582999trips of truthND idiots rekt>>61581880>>61581905
>>61583157>Handling a revolver>Didn't realize it acted like a revolver
>>61583544I was 17 and had only fired a revolver twice before. My dad preferred pistols and shotguns. To this day I've still never taken a revolver apart or loaded one.
>>61578432 >plywoodWe wish. That shit's expensive.Our houses are made out of drywall.
>>61577982Idk why, but this screams left handed shooter
>>61577982Average Kirksville grad lmao
>>61578526>>6157852690% if they are mexican
>>61578020I just thumb the hammer because I'm not a strikerfag
>>61581898Shut the fuck up reddit
>>61578041>all these newfags falling for this
>>61582999>>61583532kek newfags
>>61578465>cheapLies.
>>61578521https://drunkdriversassociation.org/african-american-outreachNigger
>>61583544NTA, but the first time I handled a revolver, I didn't know which way the cylinder spun when I fired it. Didn't have a gun buddy, so I went in cold. So I loaded one round, and expected it to go *click* four times before going bang (5 shot LCR). Went bang on the first go, surprised me but I kept it pointed downrange.
>>61578041>a frw times>EIGHT TIMESwell...
>>61578521>more sober driving than drunkspeak for yourself NERD
>>61578444Its old copypasta newfag
>>61582999Gen X and I have never had a NDBiggest problem with millennials/genz what the fuck ever they call theirselves is they lack the ability to concentrate. The % of accidents in the facility I manage has never been higher.
>>61586597>Literal weapon of death in hands>Doesn't know the basics of how it works>Doesn't ask before using>Uses it anywayDumb assAnd another:>>61583563You are both smart enough to know not to touch one, and dumb enough to not be able to learn>>61581880>going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming.No kid. ND shaming is just like fat shaming: It DOES NOT happen enough.It's a huge part of why we have so many idiots at the range, and fat asses waddling around.
>>61593943>just like fat shaming: It DOES NOT happen enough.True
>>61583563>only fired a revolver twice before>"You look like you can handle a 500 Magnum!"Your gene pool should be erased.
So many retards itt
>>61598875>got btfo'd arguing with anon>decides to post a passive aggressive nonreply as a cop outClassic
