why don't we do this but with bullet proof material?
>>61580005>need help putting it on.
>>61580005It would be heavy. And restricted ROM on your waist is a real bitch if you have do actually do shit.
>>61580005fuck imagine just putting a padlock on a latch and leaving her like that
>>61580005Too slow, they'd stab you in the joints.
>>61580015That's hwat squires are for
>>61580016do you prefer getting penetrated by a bullet instead?
>>61580005wait wait wait, there's going to be a new mad max thing?
>>61580017Haha what thats weird ex de
>>61580030You're right war is too dangerous soldiers might die.
>>61580037yeah I think Miller said right after Fury Road that he wanted to do another Max movie and a Furiosa movie
>>61580005>why don't we do this but with bullet proof material?You're thinking way too small.There's power in this idea!Power Xtreme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlYTE9gmWNc
>>61580005useless without horse
>>61580030>guys already have problems with exploding knees>so we'll put them in protective gear that will add another 20lb to their already untenable combat load >and also ruin their ability to actually maneuver or take cover There are good reasons mobility has won out over overall protection every time since the invention of the reliable firearm. The best solution is to never be hit, and the most bang-for-buck compromise to that is to protect vital organs and your head as well as you can without fucking your mobility. If you need anything more than that, you benefit more from jumping straight to an APC/IFV than adding more bulk to your infantry.
>>61580017>imagine the smell
>>61580083Nice
>>61580005why don't we just do this but with some kind of ceramic-fiber embedded UHMWPE
>>61580114You are assuming here that you are dealing with trained, professional army, if so then yes I agree mobility=kingBUT, what if your army consist of mobiks like Russia or Ukraine? Then I would rather equip them with extra armor so that they can have a chance of survival after getting rekt by shrapnel the moment they do something stupid, rather then extra mobility.
>>61580189cost effect, its more effective to put your resources into lets say extra rockets rather then armoring common man, people are plentiful and common.
>>61580030History is full of scenarios were soldiers decide a little extra protection is not worth inconvenience. For example, soldiers in Vietnam discarding flak jackets for extra water/ammo, or choosing to ride on top of APCs for ease of escape rather than cramming inside.
>>61580005Jesus Christ this fucking board. it's really just pajeets slamming keyboards anymore, isn't it?
>>61580005how does she poop and pee in that?
I'd shoot my material in her bullet hole if you know what I'm saying.
>>61580005Why don't we stop making threads when we have nothing to discuss?
>>61580244>lets stop discussing things on a discussion board:/
>>61580236That's gay, anon.
>>61580244Because it's the closest that OP gets to social interaction all day.
>>61580256You guys are my friends and family :)
>>61580005Why even fight wars at all? They're all pointless
>>61580271God, I hope this shithole webzone shuts down like tomorrow.
>>61580324Same. Other than ziggers dying, I haven't had fun on 4chan since 2012 yet here I still am
>>61580191If they gave a shit about mobik's safety they wouldn't be using them in Zerg rushes to being with. Russian commanders would just end up selling the armor or giving it to their contractniki anyway.
>>61580005I miss having a hot thin gf. All the girls that talk to me now are fat.
>>61580020should I read this in a generic medieval accent or a southern accent?
>>61580218just needs economy of scale, give it to all the front liners but not everyone. sounds like you agree it's feasible though.
>>61580107You probably couldn't get on a horse wearing it
>>61580107not like she can sit in that getupalso needs more hair bleach.
>>61580573>generic medieval accentamerican media and its consequences
>>61580572Fat chicks are better at sucking dick 'cause they're always hungry.
>>61580037>>61580083>Furiosa prequel with that FAS-faced plank of woodFive bucks says it's going to be shit
>>61580791I dunno man I think everyone over-reacts about her looks. I think she looks normal, maybe it has more to do with lenses one still cameras making her look weird or something
>>61581848>maybe its anything other than her being ugly
>>61581848Her eyes are a little too far apart. If that was her only trait, it would make her ugly, but she's stunning so it makes her unique and distinctive in a world with flawless beauties.It helps that she's young, has nice breasts, and is a good actress.
>>61580005>why don't we do this but with bullet proof material?Make fapping content with bullet proof material?
>>61580191>army's biggest weakness is it's lack of strategic mobility>better slow them down so that they have a marginal advantage in CQC shootouts
>>61581848>maybe it has more to do with lenses one still cameras making her look weird or somethingLOLAnon actors look BETTER because of the lenses, not worse. Also 1000 dollars of makeup a dayAlso she's had recent face surgery.
>>61583096>I don't understand how lenses work
>>61580791>I want everything to be bad so I can be eternally mad
>>61580005This better not awaken anything in me…
>>61583247Yes, you don't understand how lenses work
>>61580030You will still get penetrated and have infectious debris spread down the length of the wound channel as well as additional wounds from the spalling
>>61580030Would prefer my doctors be able to treat me because they can reach the wound
>>61580030Anything over a .22 and you're fucked
oh nooo, I don't think I'll wear that it's too heavyyyy, and it's toooo hoooot, and takes too loooooong to put ooon. ACK, OW MY ARMS AND LEGS NOW I AM COMBAT INEFFECTIVE AND MY BUDDYS HAVE DEAL WITH ME AND CARRY ME ABOUT AIIIIIE WHAT COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS? Here in a high schrappnel environment?
diy it
>>61580005How/Where do I find a Anya Taylor-Joy gf?
>>61584829argentina unironically
>>61583363>He hasn't been completely withdrawn from paid media for at least ten yearsPost gun.Everyone with a soul is bunkered down until the collapse of this gay global civilization.
>>61580015>needs help taking it off
>>61583052>accept your army will be unable to outmaneuver the enemy due to a lack of training in advanced maneuver warfare>identify that the greatest weakness of wave tactics is running out of men>bulk them up in heavy armor instead>drastically increase the effectiveness of human waves by extending the survival rate for the individual>morale bonus results in increased willingness to dive into suicide charges because they can tank more than one round>reject high mobility>embrace high sustainability
>>61580017just thinking of that gives me anxiety
>>61581848I think she looks like an elf, but in a good way. She's pretty cute.
>>61585599*lookedShe's bogged now.
>>61580791>t.mad because he heard that Fury Road was actually a movie with some strong feminist themes on youtube once.Mad Max slaps.
>>61587762>SlapsZoomers OUT. This is an OLDFAG board.
>>61585551>accept your army will be unable to outmaneuver the enemy due to a lack of training in advanced maneuver warfareYou've literally lost right there.Sorry. Try being America next time.
>>61580763Thats a lie. Slutty thin women care more about making your dick happy. It's partly why they don't get fat in the first place.
>>61580005i wish these fucking webms would load
>>61590471Same. 4chan's CDN servers shitting the bed as usual.
>>61585530fpbp
>>61580005Can someone catbox the OP webm so that we can actually see it?
...we do?at least I do with titanium and fiberglass/carbon fiber level 3A panels under motorcycle gear for going scooter-riding. had a couple fairly high speed accidents that resulted in no injuries. but you need thermoelectric cooling if it's over 70F out.
>>61587762KYS Zoomie
>The Security Service of Ukraine exposed a former Ministry of Defense of Ukraine official of embezzling over 100 million hryvnias during the purchase of bulletproof vestshttps://mil.in.ua/en/news/a-former-official-of-the-ministry-of-defense-of-ukraine-accused-of-embezzling-over-100-million-hryvnias/
>>61594070touch grass, incel
>>61580703your country's entire history is the fattest land whale at the renaissance faire and nothing more, every one of your kings was a silly short man on a fat throne, every one of his knights couldn't see, and they all speak in Game Of Thrones tongue
>>61595145you are the most beautiful example that there resides no american culture beyond trademarked intellectual property
>>61585788Oh well I don't follow celebrities.
>>61580005Cute body, meh face.
>>61581848Tiddies
>>61595300have another then
>>61580005Italian army literally did this for some regiments/units in WW1 and it worked somewhat okay, most casualties in WW1 Alps was from shrapnel and exploding rock debris so armor was kinda useful.
61595169Anyone else notice a sudden uptick of off topic "America has no culture" posts on here recently?It seems very organic desu
>>61580005>not articulatedAbsolutely shameful. This was done infinitely better 600 years ago.
>>61595169>Posted from an American operating system on an American website utilizing the English language which was established as the lingua franca of the world because of the US.
>>61598133>Posted from an American operating systemLinux.>on an American websiteNow owned by a gook.>utilizing the English language which was established as the lingua franca of the world because of the US.The British Empire.Still further accentuating my point. What art do you have? What traditions do you have? None.
>>61580030as per the survivability onion, if you sacrifice mobility and the ability to fight for protection, youre dead anyways since you'll be easier to hit, you cant hide as well, and you wont return fire as effectively.Armor is only good insofar as it doesnt restrict other aspects or combat A medieval knight isnt scary because of his plate armor but because the plate armor holds a well fed, well raised, and well trained fighting machine inside it while mosr other men at arms (or god forbid peasant militia) were smaller less trained commoners. pit an armored knight against 4 other unarmored knights and he gets grapplied onto the ground and stabbed
>>61594070zoomers are today's fighting age menyou are old and will only get older>>61597835I think it's just one extremely booty blasted guy who refuses to accept American culture is so widespread it's considered the default
>>61585551ahh yes. bullets. notoriously the biggest cause of casualties unlike puny mortars and 155mm shell completely ignoring armor and rupturing your organs
>>61591847Wait....actual 3A ballistic plates? Is that safe? Is it not too hard?
>>61597854I've seen at least one example of a fancy Hollywood dress that incorporated articulated plate armor. If it wasn't for the exposed cleavage, this would be just about perfect.
>>61590808Works on 4plebs machine. Not sure why, but it does. Webbums really have their pros and cons.
>>61581848Isn't she in that show For all mankind?She's the one druggie astronauts wife.
>>61603057I stick a few millimeters of foam rubber underneath for cushioning, but the hardness is what makes it very effective for spreading out the energy of big impacts
>>61580020are the squires hot?
>>61606376>the squire
>>61599489A fucking wide variety, depending on where in the US you go. >Independence highly valued, as are the tools to maintain it>All rulers and representatives elected>BBQ>Shooting sports>Literally every major innovation of the last century>Protections from the police/authority/political apparatus no one else in the world has>Liberty is sacred>Military superiority an order of magnitude greater than the rest of the world combined>Trade volume and throughput that dwarfs everyone else>Spaceflight>Hollywood>The center of western philosophical discourse>The center of western academic discourse, discovery, and advancement>Invention, perfection, and proliferation of cocktail culture>Traditions of outdoorsmen alive and well everywhere that isn't a megacity>Pioneers of modern architecture and large, safe structures>Maintaining a rules-based international order for YOUR benefitAmerican art is in every transistor, the overwhelming majority of IEEE, IETF, ANSI, and other standard-setting bodies, in every absurdly calorie-dense itis-giving meal, in every international trade deal and every trade route we defend, in the internet itself, in orbit, influences every skyscraper and movie made today, filling bestseller lists in literature and music, and trying desperately to drag your ungrateful ass kicking and screaming into the brighter tomorrow we could all share.
>>61606520>Independence highly valued, as are the tools to maintain it>All rulers and representatives electedNot a unique American cultural phenomenon.>BBQSure.>Shooting sportsNope. Maybe USPSA type shit I'll concede.>Literally every major innovation of the last centuryVery funny.>Protections from the police/authority/political apparatus no one else in the world hasDo you actually believe this? The only one is firearms.>Liberty is sacredAn unfortunate one but no, that came from Freemasonry.>Military superiority an order of magnitude greater than the rest of the world combinedThe Mongols mogged the world, too. They leave behind no culture except silly throat singers.>Trade volume and throughput that dwarfs everyone elseBeing a merchant is not a cultural product.>SpaceflightNot achieved independently, you know this. But I will concede it.>HollywoodSure, unfortunately again.>The center of western philosophical discourseDon't make me laugh.>The center of western academic discourse, discovery, and advancementCertainly.>Invention, perfection, and proliferation of cocktail cultureBizarre.>Traditions of outdoorsmen alive and well everywhere that isn't a megacityThis isn't a unique American cultural product.>Pioneers of modern architecture and large, safe structuresWould not brag about this, personally.>Maintaining a rules-based international order for YOUR benefitStop huffing your own farts, you know it isn't so.