Do you live close to dangerous animals?Pic related.
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>>61585588Yes, my country borders russia
gators
>>61585732I hate seed ticks like you would not fucking believe
>>61585588Here's why Africa could never evolve in one pictureHumanity had to migrate far away from it's natural predator to prosper.
>>61585804I've heard that Sickle cell anemia developed as a counter against malaria parasites.
>>61585849It's true. Africans actually have some pretty robust genetic resistance to several disease that regularly put Euros and Asians in the grave; it's a big part of the reason Africans made ideal slaves in the new world - the didn't die off from disease nearly as much as the Natives did
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>>61585588I work next to a middle-aged white lady who has a history of reporting people to HR.
>>61586063You should seduce her and then claim she raped you.
>>61585588I live near the most dangerous animal of them all. A man with a gun.
Also bears, coyotes, mountain lions and snakes I guess.
>>61585849being homozygous for this allele, leads to the disease, sickle cell anemia. having sickle cell trait, being heterozygous, is better but they still have to avoid exertion and contact sports at high altitude. even Denver is too high and some football players can't play therethere are other counter adaptations to malaria such a thalassemia
I live in Australia.
>>61585588I'm a Canadian, so yeah. I've had to stay late after school when I was a kid because bears would wander onto the school grounds and animal control would have to come tranq it. And I literally live in the capital.
>>61585588yeshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/197005187/#197005187
>>61587263Not very well
>>61586276dinosaur terror genes dominate the puny mammals
>>61586276>>61588494These Capercaillies are so fucking retarded it's absurd.When they're 'roided out of their minds on hormones during mating season the males will pick a fight with literally anything that crosses their path, that includes cars, large predators, females, bushes, etc.You can boot the fuck out of them and they just come back to fuck around. These truly mongoloid birds just don't learn.Meanwhile the females are just as fearless, except they'll actively try to get fucked by anything and everything. This deviant behavior extends so far as to the females sauntering up to random humans and presenting themselves.They're just as difficult to dissuade as the males. By which I mean that they too will just return and try again, following a firm booting.It's a miracle that these big feathered retards haven't driven themselves extinct yet. They do however make for good eating, which leads to further questions as to how they're not extinct.
>>61588594life is truly strange anon.
>>61585718please do not insult animals by comparing them to Russians, animals go out of their way to not shit where they sleep
>>61586276The faggot should've wrung its neck like a chicken.
>>61585744Once in a while you'll see them swimming with the body/part of someone, but it was probably their time to go anyway, the gators always run from me.
>>61586236Highly amusing suggestion.
>>61585804Africa could never evolve because elephants destroyed so much crop land that they could never be in enough of a caloric surplus to facilitate evolving higher brain function
>>61585588Yes. I got wolves, bears, cougars, moose.
>>61588594How the fuck did I never hear about this bird until today?
>>61585597This. And if you don’t smell like bitch nigga they usually don’t fuck with you
>>61588594You know you've probably just given some twisted degenerate ideas with this post, right?
>>61585588Nope, live in a white nieghborhood
>>61585774same
>>61585597Hah. Came in to post something like this. /k/ never disappoints.
>>61585588I charged a mountain lion once while on a hike, it ran away.
>>61588594https://youtu.be/DWnsyR7nIM0?feature=shared&t=32
>>61590311You don't understand, he would be jailed for life if he injured it in any way.
>>61585588I live close to wolves (not really dangerous), brown bear (kinda dangerous), geese (moderately dangerous), and moose (extremely dangerous).
>>61590500They're weird Euro bird.
>>61585588We have bears, mountain lions, rattlers and cartel members for dangerous wildlife here. The occasional Rogue Haitian, too.
>>61585914P sure sickle cell anemia is a defense against malaria
>>61586481Those fuckers are no joke. Never encountered one but seen tons of videos. They will bite your appendages clean off like they’re carrots
>>61590482could be a catch-22. There were enormous and terrifying gigafauna and general invasive/destructive species in North America and every other continent that certainly would have prohibited the same activities, but everyone else figured it out.
Dentists
>>61585588Both my neighboring units are felons. One is currently incarcerated for meth.
>>61585588Crackheads and strays.Sometimes bears.
>>61596638Me and my little brother used to catch them in the rivers, creeks and bayous in Texas and Louisiana. I would stand on the banks and overlook the work and he would be in the soup digging around for them. We made a great team.
>>61585744Gators are chill as fuck you can swim with them and they’ll usually stay away. Unless you’re like a child or dying.
>>61596669Yea they didnt even come to SEA until the 1300s
>>61594759>muh lawJust don't tell anyone. Also piss on its corpse.
>>61597640Florida man?
>>61585732i can feel them crawling on me
>>61588594>Meanwhile the females are just as fearless, except they'll actively try to get fucked by anything and everything. This deviant behavior extends so far as to the females sauntering up to random humans and presenting themselves.
>>61588594Love this video, especially at like 6:30 when he starts throttling the dumbfuck bird.https://youtu.be/JIyd04dwn7g
>>61596638Grew up catching those fuckers on the floodplains along the Mississippi. Nowadays I only ever touch them to get the dumb fuckers off the roads.
>>61585804I worked as a petroleum engineer for Hunt in Angola for a couple years in month on/month off shifts. Every time we were going to fly back over, they made sure to warn us that if we ever felt sick or developed a fever we were to go to the doctor immediately, because it could be cerebral malaria and if it is and you leave it you'll be dead in 24 hours. The job was cool but fuck that noise.
>>61585588>7 KB, 266x190no one is afraid of a bear for ants.
>>61590482sure, blame the elephants
>>61585588I can see black people from my apartment window, does that count?
>>61588594Nigger birds that are always looking to start shit. Gas them, I say.https://youtu.be/NhHvfNC4FmM?si=uTKuB7JSVWIByCON
>>61590740Surely no one here would be THAT degenerate.
>>61585804I knew it, fucking hippos.
>>61588662haha but how does puma know what pineapple is
>>61585588A coyote last year bite the shin of a mail an last year in my neighbourhood. they all moved in after covid. Nature is healing
