any updates on lepernon over the past 6 years? cant find my screencap but did he ever post updates?also post your best /k/ capped moments
requesting furry kalashnikov with f2000
>>61859193Still remember this thread. Good times.
>>61859223Coming right up
>>61859224Part 2
Forgot about this legend. Had a video and everything
>>61859241I should have never asked for anything from the likes of this board.
>>61859241>>61859292I dont know if it's funnier if he did it on purpose or if Skynet was just like, "looks like a thick furry milf to me."
>>61859193Anyone got the one where i think anon inherited a bunch of ammo, and someone comes up with the idea to buy a shit ton of cheap guns, a tophat and a cloak and just leave the guns behind wherever he goes after he's done? I'm sure it's somewhere in my files but i cannot for the life of me find it.
>>61859551Coming right up
GOOLD?
Still one of my favorites.
>>61859333wtf theres no way thats real
>>61859744never saw that one before spoopy
>>61859985I wouldn't worry about it.
>>61859193
>>61861033check'd and theres a /k/ subreddit?
>>61861259you're on it
This goes in every thread, but it's funny so I'm posting it again.
>>61862917
>>61862920
No zigger who posted his naked body?
>>61862951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
Requesting screencap of anon who went to the cottage with his grandpa way out innawoods and was under attack by gnomes all night.
>>61862865I really hope this one isn't real, but I've spent just enough time in the woods to believe it.
>>61862934Polymer comes from oil, which comes from peat, which comes from dead trees. It's literally wood with extra steps. SOVLfags get the rope
>>61859265I remember that thread lol. I think it was an airgun thread?>>61859320Holy shit I missed that one.
>>61859320Can anybody spoonfeed me? Was the guy wanting anon to empty the drum and rape/ steal his gun afterwards?
>>61862917newfag here, when did green mode stop being an option here? i see it occasionally on older screencaps and i think it looks nicer than all of the other options.
>>61863411I'm pretty sure the assumption of kiddiediddler weirdo was that young anon had a 6 shot revolver, as is pretty standard. 38 Special and .357 Mag revolvers are most commonly, or traditionally, 6 shot, sometimes 5. 22 revolvers can be 5, 6, 7, 9, 10 shot, whatever, even ones made as early as the 30s. I have an old H&R, reloadable through always open gate or removing the cylinder; that's a 7 shot. Pretty old. Anon probably had an H&R 999, H&R 922, H&R 904, H&R 929, Hi-Standard Double 9, Hi-Standard Sentinel, etc.; something that's made standard as a 10 shot. 22LR S&Ws seem to tend to be 6 shots to emulate their "regular" capacity, seen in models like the K-22, Mod 17, Mod 34, etc. and few are higher capacity (often the more modern ones from searches but I don't look at a lot of .22LR revolvers; take that last part with a grain of salt). In short, he thought he could find a kid to diddle and got him to "empty" his revolver by giving him a challenge. Joke's on him, even the really old 22LR revolvers are often 7-10 shot.
>>61863033Bumping for this. Don't make the forrest fairies, gnomes and elves mad. Leave their shit alone.
>>61862917>>61862920>>61862924
>>61862865>it waved at me Why didn't he wave back? :(
>>61863033>>61863963well what do you know, i just came across it while scrolling through a 4 year old thread looking for updates on the ruby mountain story a few posts up
>>61864450My man! I've been trying to remember the details and find that for a while now. Pretty sure there was also a version posted here on /k/, but I'll take what I can get. Thanks man!
>>61863492That means it's a screencap from one of the old archives. I think fuuka looked like that.
>>61862903Fucking Tzimisce, always bragging about their flesh furniture to the kine and breaking the Masquerade. Hate those arrogant gypsy pricks.
>>61865980plebs is still active
someone post the one where the guy makes toxic gas in his bathroom
my fav
>>61866886I'm on my PC and looking for it in my saved pics
>>61866886>>61867279Found it, and some other good ones
>>61866011>Hate those arrogant gypsy pricks.But those are Ravnos, anon.
gotta pis
>>61859224>>61859250wheres that one sci screencap with the minutes per hour?
>>61859387Where is the rest of it?
Didn't this one turn out to be a bunch of bullshit? I don't remember, but good times. I want to go back bros.
>>61859250Jesus fucking Christ
Well that's all I got. I got the cum brownies screencap on my phone, but everyone has that.
>>61867500I lied, found more. These next 5 in no specific order, but from same thread.
>>618675462>20scaptcha can suck my fat dick
>>618675533
>>618675634
>>61867578
>>61859333I was kinda believing it until he said some teenager started shooting at him with an AR. I know this is America, but come the fuck on.
>>61867428here's the pic of the txt msg in this one
>>61867428I thought it was going to be a different screencap from /lit/ from the filename. "It's a modern day story dealing with many present-day social issues and my main character is what most would consider a "racist" and so he is very flippant with the word's use but I'm worried that publishers will not accept my novella or see its artistic merit because of this and instead condemn it for being insensitive". 2017 but feels like it's been around far longer. Not posting it because it's a /k/ classics thread not a /lit/ classics thread damn it.
>>61867611kek
>>61859224>>61859250Couldn't this be answered with the amount of kinetic energy the bullet has? Energy is speed. Speed is energy.
>>61867563I would've called bullshit until I saw what happens at my range. Holy fucking retardation. Same guy pretty much. I once saw a guy shoot his AR "aw man muh dot's dead" as he sets up. He proceeds to dump like 60rds. He has no BUIS. He has no iron sights.
>>61867578This too. The risers. I even ran into an old guy with a huge ass riser on his AR. He reloads. He has money. He has experience. He should know better. Yet he put a shitty riser on his upper and had a really shitty scope. I mean he had a no-name riser I wouldn't dare use on my range toy .22s. I don't get it.
>>61867661I love that one
>>61867314Did a local news story for this one ever appear?
>>61859344Damn that’s a good story. One thing I like about my shitty apartment is it’s on the second floor over a garage and only had one door. And the door has a regular lock and a deadbolt. So as long as both are locked, you can’t get in without loudly breaking the door down. And I’m autistic enough to have a gun in every room. Desk drawers, backpack in living room, several around bedroom etc.
>>61867586>I thought they learned this shit in school Kek. Also, who the hell leaves first time shooters alone to load and fire a rifle?? When I rented an AK, full auto at least, they literally bring you mags pre loaded and stand with you the whole time.
>>61859250>I want a measure of speed in speed
>>61867661The one where like 20% of the entire work is the word nigger?
>>61867428>>61867611Jesus, this guy had zero chill. I feel really bad for the grandpa here.
>>61867553this kinda shit makes me glad nobody can touch a gun without having served in the military or having passed an extensive weapon proficiency test
>>61867661>>61868858Not that one, but relevant nonetheless.
>>61868858Yes.
just had a solid chuckle
>>61859671Almost forgot to check this thread. Very appriceated anon, now i shan't go without.
>>61871013>Spy x Family fans are complete idiots>/k/ is full of Spy x Family fans
>>61867428Oh fuck :( legit hurts muh hart
>>61867458
>>61867428LOL
Bump
>>61867428god this makes me soul hurt with regret and cringe
>>61867690Those calcs require knowing the mass of the object, so the retard would probably flip when he compares a slow heavy object to a fast small object.
>>61862908isnt that the one who was shown a pic of a supposedly extinct giant sloth on here and freaked out?
>>61863008jesus how has this not been made into a movie? like, edit out the 15 year old, or like, make her 18 at least, but that's a fucking biopic i'd pay to watch. Brad Pitt is too old, but would be perfect.
>>61863038Why you believe
>>61876202He spent just enough time in the woods to believe it.
>>61876202>>61876275it doesn't help that you can have literal stalker animals like cougars following you for fun... but maybe will decide to hunt you for real as well.
>>61863717You have to know these things when you're a nonce.
Anyone have the one where OP says something along the lines of "You all called me a LARPer when I bought Russian milsurp, but my dollars greatly diminished the amount of gear they had for the 2022 invasion"?
>>61879683Found it for you. Thought it wouldn't be so easy but it was right at the top.
>>61879775Thanks bro
>>61879804that utter buffoon.how the fuck have I not seen this yet
>>61879804>7 years ago
Because I was in this fucking thread>anon really just did this for fun
>>61883817that really doesn't surprise me after all the shit I have seen and contributed to on this place.It did send me on a small chase after my sides, though.
>>61867314Shit was fake. Nothing on the hand or from the elbow up.
>>61859744The specific date that author posted those stories on had no bearing whatsoever. ;-)
>>6186288036hrs is hallucination territory.
>>61859394absolute madman. >also still WOULD
>>61883817>>61884213>/k/ sexually assaults a trapped animalMust have been a tuesday
>>61884916hey now HOLD UPwhy the fuck is anon carrying a BUCKthat aint our way
>>61884929buc/k/ broken
>>61884933>it even has dubsYAMERO
>>61884943>thorned dickimagine the potential
>>61884949
>>61859250>>61859224What's funny? This seems like a valid point.
>>61884964
>>61867415lol its always funny coming back here and see people still post my thread, glad im now part of /k/ lore
>>61879804>storming hotel with AR15What a neat idea. There's an old HoJo behind me that has been closed up since 2018 after the shooting. Cops recently did some practicing inside it including using explosives. Meth heads are constantly breaking in. Should UE it before they burn it down.
>>61869795I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this my back hurt, but I did.
>>61884929It's not gay if you're on top and the buck's getting broken.
>>61885059Any updates gonk anon? Did you finally get a gun?
>>61859250>>61859224This is what happens when you don’t teach calculus in high school
>>61866011>the redness>the clearly active putrescent infectionsAnon that wasn't a human leather table. That was a human.
>>61862934>>61863136Hydrocarbons are both biogenic and abiogenic, planets are massive centrifuge furnaces filled with carbon and hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe.Titan, moon of Saturn, fucking covered in methane and related compounds.
>>61876202I'm the anon you're replying too. Sometimes you just get deep enough in the woods that things don't feel right anymore and you can tell that you're not welcome, it's hard to put into words.
>>61885059I remember being in that thread. Better times man, better times.
>>61867315same difference. They're all euro-trash with an unjustified sense of entitlement. The only difference is that one of them can't get over the dracula LARP, and the other talk and act like pajeets.>>61885757You shouldn't underestimate Tzimisce fleshcraft anon, they can make couches that still breath, and decanters that produce their own blood (with a very high alcohol level i might add). One of the very few things those retarded eurangutans get right, and even then they prefer to utilize it for it's shock value against kine rather than doing anything productive with it.
>>61871812Horrifying thread>3000 YEARS AGO...I WAS THERE
>>61884929That buck aint' gonna break hisself
heres one of mine from last year
>>61888287Nice sack bro.
>>61884929Because the only /k/ meme as old and unfunny as lol durr seggs is the range trap, now both captured and immortalized together in a medium perfectly befitting such low effort humor
>>61867458Been a while since I've seen this one. I'm still mad. I'm pretty sure the whole thing was legit and OP is one of the biggest faggots to have ever been a faggot. You can find the original thread he made on /diy/ still.
>>61885678yes, several actually i work in as a gunsmith im my area in the midwest. i also am Camo anon and posted the stuff that im making lel>>61885983its weird because when i hope from online community to community my reputation poceeds me. i was semi frequent in cokeman2423s realm, shit feels like a decade ago before covid
>>61890065Kek, based. Did the family of the guy you bonkd file any civil charges or anything of that nature?
>>61891034they tried because he had family ties to an old judge and just went on impotent meth rage it was stressful for a good second but i was 20 and just killed a guy so it got to me bad lmao. but looking back id probably do it again with a bat still.
>>61859394This chick got married in real life recently.Did anybody capture the time I told about q thing I had heard of, putting a pencil eraser down in a vertically oriented 1911 and dryfiring it. Anon tried it an launched the sharpened pencil into his ceiling then laughed and sent 7 more after it.
>>61893039To some army fucker if I recall right. And now I want to try the pencil launcher trick....damn you there goes my schedule tomorrow.
>>61892678>well, sir, it appears this young man tried to rob general custerI died
>>61893039>Did anybody capture the time I told about q thing I had heard of, putting a pencil eraser down in a vertically oriented 1911 and dryfiring it. Anon tried it an launched the sharpened pencil into his ceiling then laughed and sent 7 more after it.Shit I have that somewhere. Also are 1911 springs just that much stronger or something? Tried it with a Star BM and a Beretta 92 after wrapping the metal eraser attachment crimp in tape and it didn't go far.
>>61892678Kek, does anyone have the story of drunk anon in a Halloween costume shooting a hobo with a .50 musket point blank?
>>61863136Poor reading comprehension skills>>61885821Bot response
>>61860169what a based thread bahahahaha
adult women fetish lol
>>61899172sorry, forgot that was /a/but it was funny.here is the siberian deer greentext as apology
>>61899186
>>61899193
>>61899186>>61899193>>61899592sometimes I wonder if the deer were just sick with something or had just developed a culture of being oddly aggressive.
>>61867432
>>61867456
>>61859265>Sniper Elite Super ArcadeHoly fucking shit
>>61859224>>61859250He’s still fucking retarded but what he’s asking isn’t stupidI think what he’s trying to find is the impulse or momentum but doesn’t realize that’s 10x more complicated
Where's the one where pol tried to make a fake drone image thinking they would fool k and then immediately got called out when they posted it?
>>61867314the legendary
>>61884964>instantaneous rate of change
MOAR, FAGGS!! POST MOAR
>>61906216
>>61906328This is just an asshole clerk not doing his job.
>>61906390Forever the reason and 4chan meetup has to come with a warning "don't eat the brownies".
>>61906403thats pretty good, havent come across that one yet.this has been a decent threadshame its gonna be farmed for jewtube monies
>>61890065glad to hear GONKanon had a happy aftermath
>>61906403>>61906390>>61906328based and bumping
>>61867611Why do you go to a place with no cell reception when you know someone needs to contact you
>>6190656210 times anonymous posters killed innocent victims part 3.
The Legend of Admiral Fukyu Niggah
I think this is from /k/
>>61906403ohh fuggg>america, the post
>>61907733>7.62x51 and .308 in two different categoriesI don't think this is from /k/
/k/ was fair lit the night the Moskva went down, this was pretty much the main thread
>>61908199I came in and saw the reactions specifically when the moskva's issue reports got leaked lol.that was about the point where we really started laughing and realized what a fucking shitbucket their flagship was.I mean, we already knew about the aircraft carrier, but this was something else lol.I ended up saving that entire thread, but this little snap should make it easy to find on the archives.
Finally found it again in my download folder.Behold the thread screenshot that made me shoot bourbon out of my nose.
if i had to be there to see it, you all can have it
It's not a classic but it needs to be remembered.
>>61859320>>61863411He was a noguns retard and diddler who thought all revolvers only hold six shots.This happens to good samaritans too, sadly.
>>61901009
>>61859744I remember calling this kid a fag
>>61899922>>61899930goddamn that's a good laff.
>>61907733[spoilerdontworkonk] The original Fresno Nightcrawlers are my old hoaxin' crew from Lemoore NAS dressed up in MOPP suits with the arm-holes stiched shut. We were all old PNW 'squatch hoaxers and theater FX dudes. Pulled off a couple Pepper's Ghosts in Hanford as well.[/spoiler]
>>61859320>>61859333funniest shit that never happened
>>61909634So did he post the mega?
>>61909686kek
>>61909686Allegedly the singular S500 that the vatniks have has now been moved to Crimea. So we may actually get to see it get BTFOed by 40-year old western missiles in the near future.
>>61909634Christ in heaven
>>61910476ND and home surgery is a regular part of firearms ownership
>>61867593I mean, that dude was clearly delusional. He probably imagined the AR fire.
>>61859193I wonder how mound of flesh anon is doing
>>61861259NCD before the Ukraine war Then the population went up by a factor of 12 and all the oldfags that actually knew what they were talking about came back here and all that's left are a bunch of faggy redditors
>>61911645fucking gunstop
>>61912178
>>61899903holy fucking what in the flying fuck did I just read
>>61884753Yep, did a road trip with a friend and the rules were the swapped drivers when you saw weird shit.I had to take over because my mate was going on about how many horses a farm had, like what do you even do with so many horses, they were sheep.
>>61911785that feels like it was less than three years ago
>>61859241I was there, what a day.
>>61912178>>61912182>>61912188>>61912193>>61912198>>61912206>>61912209>>61912212>>61912216>>61912223>>61912228>>61912237I came to this thread to laugh, not to feel ._.
>>61888287>they fucking removed it >30 September 2023 162.211.34.183 talk 6,838 bytes −26 Removed the picture for what looked to be a scrotum in the lower frame of the image.
>>61885926I know this feel.
>>61863136Peat is mostly moss.
>>61893039>This chick got marriedHow does that even work? Polygamy loophole?
>>61914596"Hey, we're gonna use the vagina in a few minutes, put on your eye shades and sound killing headphones"
>>61897825Bot response, lmfao. You're a sad dumb son of a bitch.here, my cool greentext contribution to the thread.
>>61899912>filename
No solutions to that one is there
>>61909634I was the get_the_fuck_out.jpg anonkek, that fucking webm anon
>>61914696not a greentext, retard.
Looks like the twitterfags found the thread
>>61917545kill all twitterfags desu...
if you're reading this and running an epic dank twitter greentext maymay account i want you to ritually disembowel yourself
where are the giga niggas?
Greentext youtubers tongue my anus btw
>>61859193.
>>61918617I listen some while joggingComfy desu
>>61917545Are you fucking kidding me? They posted my Fluffy screencap? When did they repost my shit?
>>61918606Thanks fren, lost this one.
>>61918625>Didn't take into consideration the ones that fly and will carry a grown man off to feed it's youngNGMI
Anyone have the one of the anon who bought a surplus canteen cup and drank out of it, without cleaning it? He got very sick and everyone laughed because he drank solvents or something
>>61859250Kek
>>61921995Screencap limit reached
>>61862908>STAND DOWN OGRE!
>>61859713based gooldposter
>>61917545Gas the twitterfags, social media war now!
>>61859250I have nothing to say but my sides are dyingGod bless the re/k/arded
