If Costco's Kirkland signature brand sold firearms, specifically a 9mm service pistol, a 9mm concealed carry pistol, a 12 gauge shotgun, a semi-automatic 5.56 rifle, and a .308 bolt-action rifle, then what would they be?
>>61898760It would just be whatever PSA sells now but with a different label and an insufferable fanbase... oh wait...
>>61898760>9mm service pistolCheapest Glock available>9mm concealed carry Kahr PM9>12 gauge shotgunCIVET-12>semi-automatic 5.56 riflePoor State Armory AR-15>308 bolt-action rifleWinchester Model 70Also are the pizzas and chicken bakes at Costco any good? There's one right next to my office and I'm debating whether or not I should get one so I can have cheap lunches.
>>61898760They would make Kel-Tec a good company.
I actually had a dream shortly after the whole covid thing started that I went to Costco and they had a whole prepper/survival aisle that included Glock 19s and M&P sports that were being sold in big cardboard blister packs, the same way Costco sells small electronics and cosmetics etc. in real life.
>>61898760>9mm service pistolPSA dagger glock>9mm concealed carry pistolPSA micro dagger glocklet>a semi-automatic 5.56 riflePSA AR-15
>>61898902Pizza is alright. Skip the chicken bake. The best option is the hot dog.
>>61898902The pizzas are really good for the money and IMO beat most national chains, unfortunately they got rid of the combo pizza a few years back and only have cheese and pepperoni now though. The chicken bakes are worth buying frozen but not for what they cost at the cafe imo. They recently added a turkey and swiss sandwich that's expensive by Costco standards ($7) but surprisingly good though.
>>61898902>all that garbage for their lineup>hasn't even stepped in a CostcoPure retardation. Costco pizza will blow out any national pizza chain, it's only real limitation is the lack of toppings but they needed a nerf otherwise Papa John's, Pizza Hut and Dominos would be bankrupt by now
>>61898902Pizza is pretty good. Hotdogs are great. Chicken bakes were better years ago. They were made fresh. Now they're just reheated frozen ones.
>>61898980>>61898993>>61899001You people are fucking insane, what the fuck? I don't know if they've changed anything in the 10 years since I lost the ability to go to costco, but the pizza was always the weirdest shit at the food court. The taste was just barely average but it was completely floppy and thin and almost impossible to eat, like a new york pizza with erectile dysfunction. Did they change it or are you all just retards?
>>61899031maybe you're the retard, retard
i'd love to see costco sell ammo
>>61898760>Costco's Kirkland signature brand sold firearmsThey wont.The family that controls Costco is rabidly, virulently anti-gun.They have a forever case of White Urban Guilt and throw buckets of money at leftist causes.They. Hate. Guns.t. my kids went to school w/ their kids at St. Thomas Episcopal school in Medina, WACaptcha: DR MAG
>>61899525>cannot parse hypotheticals Is your smoke alarm beeping?
>>61899031years of Sbarros fake pizza and cheese stuffed crust goyslop has dulled your tastes to the purity of Costco pizzatheir pizzas always come out with crispy crusts and full of flavor without being over sauced. The optimal amount of cheese is portioned over them to create those thick strings of gooey mozzarella when you bite into a slice and pull away. Fuck you
>>61898760>Go to Costco to buy some 5.56 >Have to pallet jack it to my car >>61898902The pizza is not quite as good (still good though) as most pizza chains, but they're $10 for 18" and the workers there don't act like they despise your existence >>61899525>St. Thomas Episcopal school>Be billionaire in big city >Send kids to some weirdo retard school instead of a good private school or even the nearby public school (presumably mostly well-off white and Asian kids) what the fuck
The stuff you can get at costco isnt all bottom of the barrel shit. They'd probably have at least beretta tier handguns and tikkas.
>>61899710Literal projection, the only way you could think that shit is even remotely good pizza is if your only frame of reference is sbarros and digiorno. Unlike you I know what pizza is supposed to be and I'm pretty sure it's not a fucking wet paper towel with cheese. It's the only bad thing Costco sells.
>>61898902The pizza has added seed oils which make you get greasy pizza stinking shits. Smell the pizza up close and you'll never eat one again, idk wtf they're putting in that shit but it smells like a rotting cunt and the smell remains as it passes through your system. The chicken bakes are always burnt because Mexicans can't do anything right.
Costco's chicken used to be okay but they have so many additives and hormones pumped into those birds to plump them up that you can't even call them chicken on a genetic level anymore. I wouldn't feed thaf shit to my dog. Go to winco if you want decent and cheaper rotisseries
>>61899031I grew disgusted with the pizzas over time then eventually became gluten intolerant, so I haven't had them in at least 3 yearsI agree
>>61899844Oh look, a man with high class taste in pizza is overrating his opinion. Never seen that before. Just admit overpriced 'simple, handmade' artisan pizza tastes just like costco at three times the price. In fact, they get all the same ingredients from costco
>>61898760they'd just be copies of cheap existing guns
>>61900002It's fucking slop, literal slop, that's the actual noise it makes when it just slides loosely off your hand because it doesn't even have anything that could qualify as a crust, just an oversized sheet of hopefully cooked dough. No amount of coping will change that.
>>61898902A chicken bake is way too much for a lunch. They're big ass mfers, and I normally split it with someone when I get it, but they're pretty gud.Pizza is awesome for the price, and a slice would be a good cheap lunch. I get the pizza almost once every week for UFC watch parties I have with my best friends. I always get 2, one cheese and one pepperoni, and two feed all of us no problem (5 people and we always have leftovers). Hot dog is the best lunch option for the price. Best thing there.
61900224 are you a gnome? I’ve seen asian men 5’2” eating chicken bakes and adding a hot dog to the middle. Do you use the pizza slice as a blanket?
>>61899031I love pizza and eat the cosco ones on occasion, like I did two weeks ago. You’re completely right, they’re maybe average.
>>61899031I think they got better over time but between being massively overrated and dirt cheap I got fucking sick of them. They were always provided at places becuase you could get so many for so littleIm at the point i would honest to god rather eat a lil caesars pizza
>>61900436Costco pizza is 2,5/5Chicken bake 3/5 but too saltyBefore covid, Round Table pizza was breddy goodKirkland guns would be rebranded Ruger/S&W polymer offerings
>>61899876>wincoBased. Winco is fucking awesome.
>>61899836This. Costcos house brand is usually not the dead level best, but far from the worst. They just contract the largest middle of the road company to make a shitload of no badge whatever and call it Kirkland.
>>61900607Probably mossburg shotguns…
>>61898760>Kirkland Saturaday Night Special>>61898902Dog, Churro, Berry Icecream. Don't skimp on the onions and relish.>>61899031Not hot enough ovens or long enough bake times, insufficient gluten content for rigidity, too much cheese not any actual olive oil between it and the cheese.
>>61898760bitches love costco
>>61901111Holy digits I am trying to seduce a Costco cutie so I can be a kirland sugar baby.
>>61898760>pistolGlock 19 for both>12 gaugeMossberg 500>semi-auto 5.56for maybe a year or two they'd somehow import a non-cucked HK416 at half price, the proper euro civilian edition with a chrome lined barrel and all the updates the US market for some reason doesn't get, then it'd be discontinued and they'd only have S&W M&P Sports>.308 boltguncustom edition tikka t3 with the arctic sights but an affordable polymer stock
>>61898760Costco generally either sells rebranded white label versions of upper-midrange products or they straight up buy out what they need to to make a solid product in-house with razor-thin profit margins. There are shitloads of lists online telling you who makes what kirkland products and they all tend to be pretty high-quality.>specifically a 9mm service pistolI wanna say Glock but S&W M&P seems more likely>9mm concealed carry pistolSee previous>a 12 gauge shotgunMossberg 500, like Sears and Montgomery Ward and others did for decades>a semi-automatic 5.56 rifleWould probably pull the same thing Primary Arms has with their "Expo Arms" in-house brand where they source everything from a number of shockingly good OEMs when you start to look into it>a .308 bolt-action rifleProbably Tikka or some shit like thatAgain the likelihood that they would do anything other than contract out production to companies known for making solid no-frills products is against their MO. So that's what they'd do.
>>61901172>>61901160fuckin hivemind in this shit
>>61900782never heard of it
>>61901172Sears guns are pretty much exactly what Kirkland ones would be, just a modern equivalent. Realistically though they probably wouldn't have Kirkland guns at all, they'd just sell normal branded ones but with unique packaging and maybe bundled accessories (mags, sling and maybe an optic if a rifle, etc.) like they do with game consoles and cameras etc.
>>61899337retard
>>61898932Already is
>>61898760>9mm service pistolHi-Point>9mm concealed carry pistolHi-Point>12 gauge shotgunHi-Point>semi-automatic 5.56 rifleHi-Point>.308 bolt-action rifleHi-PointIt's Hi-Point, or nothing.
>>61907629too low end for costco
>>61900607>too saltyThis
>pistolsP320 and p365 shrink wrapped together and sold for $1198>shotgunM500 in 20 inch 8+1>556PSA AR and the sig MCX regulator for msrp >.308Ruger American or savage arms
>>61907629Hi-Point is better suited at dying husks of K-mart. Their clientele are more in-line with the price point
>>61898760Kirkland is cheap but not terrible. Closest thing we have is PSA.
>>61907629Costco, you nigger, not the local liquor store.
>>61898760>M&P 2.0>Shield>870 Fieldmaster>M&P Sport>Rem 700>>61911275Kirkland isn't knockoffs, it's the big brands with the serials filed off.
>>61898760Going by Sears, K-Mart, and Walmart as examples it'd just be brand name guns, possibly in a special edition, some remarked with their brand name instead. 9mm would be a glock/clone, 12ga probably a mav 88, 5.56 a PSA AR, 308 one of the budget hunting rifles I can't think of.
>>61899357Kirkland ammo already exists in practice, it's anything with an LC headstamp.
>>61911588 checked>big brands with the serials filed offWould buy
>>61898902just get the dog and whatever treat you want. you'll be pretty happy with it. don't go every day though, you'll start to get real tired of it.
>>61911913explain...
>>61898902The pizza is absolute garbage. Don't listen to these wackos. It's like the slippery leathery tasteless crap they served in school cafeterias. Hot dogs are not bad. The swiss and turkey sandwich actually made me dry heave once.
>>61900002You are blatantly wrong. You're wrong. There isn't even anything else to say. The pizza is shit. Go try it tomorrow. It's fucking garbage and you are wrong and you should hate yourself.
>>61916089>>61916083Wrong.
>>61900995Pretty much this, I'm thinking it would be a maverick 88 field with wood furniture, not quite as good as a 500 but a cut above an 88. That or discounted FN and/or steyr products, the gun equivalent of an Alpina or Seiko watch
>>61898760the Kirkland wine and spirits section is entirely respectableIf they did firearms, they would be on the same level as glocks and colts
>>61915895NTA, but Lake City Munitions is basically the Globo Homo ammo plant that is run by the circle jerk of US ammunition makers. Most of the brass, components, and even entire ammunition lines for some manufacturers comes from there.
>>61916112>maverick 88 field with wood furnitureThe cost of doing wood would be stupidly more than the differential between an 88 and a 500.>discounted FN and/or steyr productsThe only reason they're more expensive than they should be is import tariffs and compliance bullshit. No non--US company would be interested.
>>61918093Don't think, just SOVL
>>61898902Nah. Costco at least somewhat cares about quality. I doubt they'd carry PSA's, id bet on bushmaster, or all the dead stock of colt.
>>61901111They really do. Costco is to women what toy stores were to little kids. My wife loves it and I don't mind tagging along because the hot food they sell is pretty dank.
Prove me wrong:Costco people are braindead cattle in the parking lot. Walmart people at least know to stick to the sides while walking with their cart for fear of getting run over by a crackhead.
>>61920291I wouldn't disagree. If walmart has the worst of the lower classes, then Costco definitely has the worst of the higher classes in terms of how annoying the people are. I took a job at costco out of high school and met the most insufferable pricks with too much money.
>>61898760Go fuck yourself- actual Kirkland C-level
>>61921448No, fuck YOU. You run a labor camp under the guise of a grocery store. TKD (total kirkland death)
>>61920291
>>61898993>unfortunately they got rid of the combo pizzaconsider yourself lucky, they only serve Hawaii pizza in my country.
>>61923909hawaiian pizza is great
>>61923832>Guy clearly has gun on his belt>Pop trunk with anything short of a gun fired before human reaction time can kick in
>>61923832learn to control your anger lads. neither one of these fags has.
>>61898760Cultist!Just shop anywhere else, normal, you freak!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDf1dpf76Q
>>61923909>>61924816Too much of a good thing?Grass is greener on the other side?When I was living in New Mexico, since hatch chilies were like the state mascot, every fast food place had green chopped up chilies as a topping from subway, to McDonalds, pizza hut and etc.
>>61898902The real move would be to sell Bear Creek ARs, but they actually locktite the handguards and actually do customer service.Chicken bake is fire
>>61899031just stump-pulling flyovers gabbling. Costco pizza is only good on any level because of its price and ubiquity/consistency. it is solidly shit-tier a long with the rest of the chains it supposedly "blows out of the water">captcha
>>61927181I'd still say it's a step above Little Seizures, which is basically gas station pizza.I understand five bucks for a whole pizza in this economy is amazing for poor folks, but I honestly believe that people should be more suspicious of things that are "too cheap"
>>61911703Are you aware of any Walmart branded guns?
>>61898885>>61898760>>61898972that's just PSA with extra steps
>>61927181Nah, you're wrong.
>>61927480No. The closest you're going to get is the Walmart exclusive Ruger 10/22 from around '09 but no special markings. K-Mart had some guns marked K-Mart including shotguns I can't find online. Sears marked them JC Higgins or Sears. Montgomery Ward had Westernfield guns (also marked Montgomery Ward under the Westernfield name). K-Mart also had a special version of the Remington Nylon/Mohawk in green or black IIRC. Walmart may have had their own but my memory is a little fuzzy. And several others. I don't believe Walmart ever ordered anything custom with their name on it but I may be wrong, but they did have exclusive models, I think.Interestingly one Walmart exclusive model sold here with a D prefix s/n which usually means it's a duplicate serial number AFAIK. Odd. Model 01115, s/n D353-81477. Made in 2009 if you punch it in Ruger's serial number lookup.https://www.proxibid.com/lotinformation/80740397/2009-walmart-exclusive-ruger-1022-laminate-stainless-22-lr-semiauto-nib-sn-d35381477
>>61898760>9mm service pistolG17>9mm concealed carry pistolG17>12 gauge shotgunMossberg 500>a semi-automatic 5.56 rifleSmith and Wesson M&P 15 SPORT III>308 bolt-action rifleRuger American Gen II Ranch
>>61927480Anyways, I wish there was a Walmart branded gun because store brand guns are interesting to me.t. owner of some Sears and store brand junk
>>61927795Isn’t Hatfield effectively Walmarts store brand?
>>61927771>9mm concealed carry pistol*G19
>>61927861No it's just a Turkish "brand". They're not made to Walmart spec or exclusive.
>>61927795Also why don’t stores like bass pro shop or cabela’s have their own branded guns though
>>61928012Interestingly enough Bass Pro does have a special edition but no mention of their name on the guns. Cabelas (now owned by Bass Pro) has "their own" brand of ammo, Herter's, which is really just rebranded Winchester these days. I believe they also rebranded some clear fully plastic shotgun shells that Wanda made as well as a fully plastic opaque yellow 20ga ribbed shotgun shell I don't know the origin of. I'm not sure if any store brand gun names still exist. It's really weird because as far as I know it was a thing from around 1900-2000 and is all but dead like it never happened.
>>61898760Costco reminds me of the WW2 era American military industry: everything is standardised to a ridiculous level, down to the very light fittings of every store in the world, and they produce in volumes that puts every competitor to shame. And yet, despite the sheer bulk of their products, they actually maintain an acceptable, consistent quality. Even their pizzas are specially designed to be the same every time.
>>61923832that asian fag open carrying and confronting somebody who is in the driver's seat with their door closed would not go the way they think it would go if they end up killing that guy. he clearly instigated the whole thing, even if the driver afterwards was the first to come into their face.
>>61898902Stay away from Costco pizza. Stay very far away lest you become one with the lard.
>>61930375>almost 4 lbs of pizza has a lot of caloriesyeah ok retard
>>61930375You're not supposed to eat the whole thing yourself, fatty.
>>61930506tell that to my tastebuds, bud
>>61930375>>61930506Train more.
>>61930375>247 grams of proteinBulk time
>>61927538Kek
>>61930375That's an unholy amount of protein for what, 10 dollars?
>>61937230You could also just eat a block of cheese.
>>61898760Man, I miss Walmart selling ammo. Used to get deals on my lunch break. Can I even buy Perfecta anymore and that Turkish shit I always used to see?
>>61938366they dont?wtf
>>61939127Yeah. The Golden Age of retail ammo sale is over.
>>61939209owari da
>>61930375
>>61938345Yes but its the costco peeeez man
>>61930375>10g of sodiumgiving your kidneys a workout with that one, jesus
>>61898902based
>>61930375Perfect for meal prep. Just need heatburn medicine. Also they would totally have glocks and 1911s that has the Kirkland Signature on it rather than the regular brand logosSimilar to how the Kirkland golf balls are just proV1s
>>61944225>heatburn medicine.They've got kirkland heartburn meds too kek
>>61900782>winco is "based">cash/check/debit/ebt only cuz muh price savings>most prices are mehNo thanks. Winco is for blacks and hispanics aka people who couldn't finance a bicycle if their lives depended on it.
>>61945196>aaaaah if you won't let me go into debt buying groceries YOU'RE the poor oneslmao
>>61920291>Costco people are braindead cattle in the parking lot.Just in the parking lot? My costco has an indoor food court, right at the exit. Imagine the clusterfuck of retards leaving their carts all over the damn place just so that they can buy 10 hotdogs and 10 pizzas to stuff their fatass faces. Costco crowds are the worst of the worst.
>>61945204Found the nigger/beaner.Let me guess, you only pay the minimum on your credit card balance and then ask dave ramsay for help because you're a fucking retard. For subhumans like you, a credit card is definitely poison.
>>61945245>waaah you're not whitepost eye>let me guessgb2rI don't own a credit card and never have. Moron you're the one whining that the place doesn't take credit, what are you illiterate and poor? What a shocker there huh?
>>61945250>I don't own a credit card and never haveMakes sense because financially illiterate subhumans don't understand that paying off your credit card balance every month = no interest or penalties. But keep acting as if anyone would give credit to a broke little brownoid like youself.>Moron you're the one whining that the place doesn't take credit, what are you illiterate and poor?And? Seems like it struck a nerve with you. Only broke losers use cash on grocery runs to save a few cents (at best). But continue shopping in that shitty grocery store, it's a nice little containment zone for trailer trash, niggers, and beaners like youself.
>>61945294>brown eyesyeah figures>waaaah poorI have no interest in feeding the beast. Bought my car, cash. House, cash.>n0ooo you need creditNo, you need credit golem
>>61945304Considering that your car is certainly a piece of shit and your house is too, i believe you. Did you get your GED yet?
>>61945321>browny still seethingIt's ok little bud, I'm sure you'll be able to build that credit score way up and buy a house some day lol
>>61945327>hurr durr im the only one with a house and car, you're the one coping!Let me guess, you don't even know what a GED is. Mutt rage over not understanding how a credit card works, LOL. Post a gun or keep crying in your trailer, brownoid.
>>61945339>post a gunreee post gunok here's another thing you'd need a credit card to afford
>>61945345What do people use to pay off credit cards? Come on now.
>>61945383>reeee you brownis the brown one>reee nogunzis the nogunz>reee GEDtypes like a third graderI'm going to guess you don't since this whole thing has been a long drawn out projection session for you.
>grocery store warI've seen it all
>>61899876>mfw woody chickenHumanity has gone too far
>>61898760If they aren't selling 10+ a day per store, it's going to be shit
>>61950763put them near the chickens, they'll fly out the stores
>>61899031>since I lost the ability to go to costcostory time?
>>61952499probably returned the almost eaten pizza too many times
