I've currently been trying to elvismaxx my life. I've already got the hair, some clothes, and I'm eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch everyday. Need to do the same for my EDC and general weapons collection. What should I get to make sure my guns are inline with my new lifestyle?>also The King with guns picture thread
>>61952113Has anyone had a Fool's Gold sammy? Are they good?
>>61952113Is that a Luger and a suppressor?
>>61952125Yeah, but not at the actual restaurant in Colorado. A local 50s diner place near me has a whole Elvis menu with them on it. They cost $35 there, but could easily make a meal for 2 or 3 people. If you like PB&J and Bacon the flavors really do compliment each other well.
>>61952113>Heil to the /k/ing, baby.
It's a shame that faggot, Ian, fell out with RIA before they put a bunch of Elvis's guns up for auction. Would've been cool to see some of his pieces up close. Then again, maybe it's good he didn't get his grubby mitts on the King's guns.
>>61952128Yup, Elvis and Hunter S. Thompson were both super into Liger pistols. There’s a great video of Hunter shooting his artillery Luger at a neighbouring farmer that was peppering his house with buckshot.
>>61952167>chucks>in-n-out cup>full fun ThompsonWhen people say California has been ruined, this picture is exhibit A.
>>61952507People often forget, but the AR-15 was invented in California I don't really understand why CA has to be the poster child for cucked gun laws though, there are states with much more strict gun laws than CA, take Mass for instance, you can't even get CMP surpluss shipped to you in Mass
>>61952113Nickel plated Colt commander with Pearl grips.>also peanutbutter & banana sandwiches are amazing, especially on whole wheat bread >>61952309That video of Thompson shooting at that guy is so funny. Just two unhinged weirdos living in the mountains shooting at each other casually like it’s a form of entertainment for them
Shoot your television OP
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>>61952113You're gonna need a massive flashlight. He was the original EDC crazy, strapped with a bunch of guns and a flashlight everywhere he went.
>>61952128That looks like an old can of Mace or Curb tear gas.
>>61952525CA is the most populous state in the Union.
>>61952113>maxxZoomer speak
>>61952507You forgot>is shooting into the ocean from a public beach
>>61952723Didn't they get beat in the last census by Texas?
>>61952113Rock Island Auction has sold several of Elvis's guns over the past couple of years.>>61952577The TV blaster was one of them:https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/81/502/elvis-presleys-tcb-engraved-smith-wesson-model-36-revolver
>>61952525>there are states with much more strict gun laws than CAThere really aren't
>>61952113The most important gun to have is a really nice 1911 in a presentation case, to bring (loaded) into the Whitehouse as a gift for the president so he'll give you a DEA badge. Also, remember to call everyone "Honey", regardless of their sex.
>>61952113gold pinky ring and tigers claw pendent needed. its kind of like fuddmaxxing but cooler.>also ppl get this wrong all the timethe elvis pbjpeanut butter and bacon bananas sandwich thats fried in the bacon fat>the fools gold loafan entire French bread loaf with a whole jar of pb a whole jar of jelly and a whole pack of bacon, sandwich not fried
>>61955712Both Washingtons, New York, New Jersey, and a few other states are far far worse than what California is right now.
>>61952738Zoomer boardZoomer siteZoomer future
>>61954749>The TV blaster was one of them:That gun is begging to go out and shoot trash.
>>61952128Yes. Would you expect anything else from the King?
Is there a list of what guns he owned, such that this collection can be replicated?
>>61956736I'm sure some insane Elvis fan has researched that, but you can get a start pretty easily:Slap this in Google: "site:rockislandauction.com elvis"
>>61952113Good work op
>>61956736you could certainly get all the models reasonably easy, but a lot Elvis's guns were special editions, custom jobs, and tailor made gifts.Like you could get a S&W Model 19 tomorrow at any gun store, but you're not going to get one like this.
>>61959322>keeping your finger on that pussy to be safebased Elvis
>>61960541Anon, I think that's actually a Fisher. Pretty vicious little things.
>>61960541However they are also called "Fisher Cats" much like another mustelid, the Skunk (and IIRC some other things like Weasels?), is sometimes called a "Pole Cat". They get pretty big. You can find videos of them taking down squirrels and rabbits. Probably bigger things too.
>>61952113This nigga lives in New Vegas
>>61952507Its because California’s entire image over the last few decades was to be one of the most liberal and progressive states in the union. They may not have anything *as bad* as Portland and may still be a bit better than laws in places like NY/NJ, but you best believe that California and Californians will never shut the fuck up about what they do regardless.
Not entirely related but Capone's piece is sweet and looks like he wanted every small advantage in a gunfight.
>>61961169Yeah, it looks like some kind of mustelid. If not a Fisher then perhaps a Marten.
>>61961562I really like the checkering/texturing of the front of the grip. Also unintentional silencer height sights. I like the look of that.
>>61961586I thought it was a mongoose
>>61961194that's freeside retard
>>61961562Everyone was tacticool larping back then just like they are today. The aesthetic was way more stylish though.
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>>61963943What mongoose has a tail that big?
>>61952167i miss pre-kike america
>>61959322>>61959322>>61959322
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>>61961179This is forced perspective. Fishers are only like 3' long, including the tail, and 10#Look at the size of the gaps between his fingers.Still a very /k/animal though; Twink wolverine.
>>61952309>buckshotIt was birdshot you assholehttps://youtu.be/NHeSC_Ws5Ic>>61952549>unhinged weirdosYou sound like a used car dealer from Southern California
>>61955712Yea, Oregon, New Jersey Maryland and Delaware off the top of my head.
>>61964006>Cutts compensator on Winchester 1907Based af
>>61964517My mistake. That is the same style from the Monitor BAR.
>>61952525>>61964508The core issue is that CA publicly champions their stance.
>>61964474I'm sure it is a bit forced perspective but even the pelt I have for reference which I got from a trapper selling various pelts is 40" which seems to be about average. Most of his others were as well. If you get lucky and find a rarer larger fisher I don't doubt you might be able to get to 3.5' or maybe closer to 4' but it'd be pushing it. At that size you're nearing average otter.
>>61964445Why does that moose have a come hither look?
>>61965472Projection, fren. We all do it. I noticed the same with my maid this morning.
>>61963982yeah, and freeside is in new vegas, retard.
>>61952287ian was such a weirdo especially after that video of him sucking a black dick at some club or swingers party wish I saved the vid cause no one belives It
>>61969941Wat?
>>61952549>>61964496this is what Americans actually look like. If you aren't like this, you aren't a real American and need to go back to europe or whatever shithole you are from
>>61973605I'm not bald tho
What did Buddy Holly CCW?All I can find out was that "his handgun" was found in his briefcase after the plane crash
>>61962081My pic quality isn't great obviously but I also believe he pinned the grip safety.
>>61956736>wanting a list of guns owned by a person >assuming such a list existskill yourself
>>61976908Didn't Waylon get it? Maybe check what he owned.
>>61976956Why are you such a massive faggot?
>>61964351You'd still be a fucking loser back then anon, you can't change that
>>61976908You didn't have to filename.jpg for me to recognize that still.
>>61966630>same with my maid this morning.The problem being she gets assigned to different floors and I have trouble stalking here throughout.
>>61976956>>assuming such a list existsIt probably does given how much in the spotlight Elvis was. He had a huge entourage and absolutely rabid fans. That means a ton of witnesses to everything about him, and a ton of autists asking questions. I guarantee you there are Elvis fans out there who could tell you exactly what guns he bought and when. You could work backwards from auction records and figure out a lot of them but it would probably be easier to ask around wherever Elvis fans hang out.
>>61981697>wherever Elvis fans hang outThe Bigfoot and Nessie forums? I swear to fuck, get a life and get your own guns.
>>61981734>The Bigfoot and Nessie forums?No, not the retards who think he's still alive. The people who obsess over his music, have read dozens of books about his life, and can tell you which one(s) talk about his guns.>get your own guns.I have my own collection. I give zero fucks about Elvis personally. Frankly I think his music sucks and his face makes me want to punch him. I just saw someone write the retarded comment that a list of his guns probably exist and thought I'd correct that. There are few secrets when it comes to people that famous.
>>61981775>his face makes me want to punch himYou take a swing at the king, you better not miss, bitch.
>>61961562I like how it looks like a modern off the shelf 1911.
>>61982549>tiny beavertail >tiny hammerI guess the adjustable sights are an addition a lot of modern ones add, but otherwise it doesn't.
>>61952113You gotta do at least 1 ND in the middle of a social gathering to truly Elvismaxx.
>>61973605Yeah the average American is a drug addled gonzo counter culture journalist or some other crazed mountain man with anger issues lmaoo. I like Hunter S, but the dude was an unhinged weirdo and he probably would’ve agreed.
>>61981088why are you talking about yourself like that anon?im sure your rabbi will sooth things over if you show him what little foreskin you have left
