white would you do if a man comes at you and wants a duel with you at noon?
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>>61969666respectfully decline
>>61969666smash him over the top of his head with a wooden sword I carved the morning before the duel.
Hope he has enough human decency to not challenge a man with nerve damage in his shooting hand.
>>61969666Ok Satan, I'll bite. I show up at the saloon he's having breakfast at, buy us both steak and eggs as a gesture of good sportsmanship, and then give him both barrels of the sawed off 10ga I have under my jacket. Everyone in town knows me, and will all swear up and down he tried to draw down on me first, a dastardly, craven, and cowardly action on his part, especially as I was gentlemanly enough to buy breakfast for my enemy.
>>61969666Agree, but insist we use foils and fight to first blood.
agree then skip town. i like to live nigga
>>61970205it's not to first blood, they fight for a set number of bouts or until the cuts have to be sown or debilitate one of them most cuts are shallow and to the temple or cheeks so the bouts continue.But a good friend of mine had two cuts crossing on the exact same spot on his forehead and a Austrian acquaintance lost the better part off an ear
>>61969666Why does the duel specifically have to be a white man? Django could draw his weapon really fast
>>61969666>white would you dohit him with a firm "now listen here, bucko"
>>61969666Simple.Immediately draw and dump all 6 chambers into him before he can finish speaking, if anyone questions it my response will be>I didn't realise he wasnt ready
Shoot him with my AUG revolvers are for faggots.
>>61970266Italians are white.
>>61969666win
>>61969666I would hire some one to shoot him with subsonic bullet. 1 second before the countdown ends. So i'll still fire even though he would have already been hit. My shot would marks the sound of the snipers shot.I'll then use that as a challenge to all others with signed contracts. Saying the winner would gain all land and properties of the defeated.Rinse and repeat until some one starts to catch on. Selling all i can and move.
>>61969666decline, slap him with my glove, and offer him one of pic related.
>>61970205>foilsthat's gonna take a while.
>>61969683i'm trans too. what a small world
>>61969666agree then not show up. i'll be fucking his wife or girlfriend while his dumb ass is standing in the street looking like a retard. enjoy my sloppy seconds, faggot.
>>61969844I can’t believe nobody has said anything about ole Musashi over here
I refuse the batchall.
>>61969666Shoot him in the back at 11:45
>>61969666Regular noon? Fat chance. High noon? I'd consider it.
>>61969666Tell him I wake up at 3:00 p.m. and my mom doesn't let me duel.
>>61970147based and close-knit communitypilled
>>61969666Acceptable.We do this with sabers however.I will duel with class, in a system that genuinely rewards the skill of the practitioner beyond point control, and fuck you for coming into my life and insisting on a duel.
>>61970436What if everybody is white?
>>61972062Kek
>>61969666Pull my trousers down and start whackin ma willy.He wants to come at me? I’ll come at him!
BOOM
>>61969666Decline and walk away. Go back to dealing poker
