New bikes used by the russian army for logistics and casevacs.What do you think?
>>61969954>a coffin on wheels
>>61969954the colors remind me a lot of world war 2. very nostalgic
>>61969954>new>all of them have different saddle or none at all>looks like stolen from a WWII museum/movie surpluskek
whatever works mang.
>Second best army in the world>resorts to coffin sidecar motorcycles from WW2
>>61969972well "new" as in those are about to be used on the front for the first time.I think it's a bunch of Dnepr M-72, made between 1942 and 1960
>>61969954Who gets the Husqvarna(?) at the beginning of the clip?
Shit I kind of want one.
>>61969954probably ok for road use, but forget getting anyone casevaced from a battlefield on uneven terrain. That undermotorized coffin will move at snail's pace if it moves at all
>ZA ПOБEДУ ("for victory")
>>61969954Those look like Ural bikes, which were cloned from the WWII-era German BMW R18 bikes
>>61969954How much do you reckon I'd have to put up as a bounty to get my hands on ine of these?
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>>61970083Where do you think they got them?
>>61970083Glad I'm not the only one who made this association. Really loved Indiana Jones when I was a kid. Sucks being an adult and realizing it is just Germany bad propaganda.
>>61969954Are those motherfucking urals?My grandfather had one of those together with the cab attachment...
>>61970083YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM
>>61970243Spielberg didn't like making temple of doom specifically because it wasn't that.
>>61969995>>61970072>>61970246They're Urals and dneprs. They're based off German ww2 bikes. Russians took the BMW factory as reparations after war ended. Chinese got the factory and make them as Chang Jiang's. Same bikes used in the Indiana Jones movies >>61970243
>assaulting in mobile attack coffin>get hit by some shrapnel>just lie downAt least they get a coffin.
bruh.
>>61969954Man, the country of Russia in video games after the 2022 Ukraine War will look fucking weird>Pre-2022 Russia in video games>I'M LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER THE I-95! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH?!>Ratnik camo>Optics on every gun>White soldiers>T-90M's>KA-52's>T-55's>T-72's>Guys with no body armor>AliExpress multi-cam>Indians and other brownoids in the army for some reason????>Motorbike and golf cart logistics>When they explode gibs are just plastic and other scraps of trash for some reason???
>>61970392A modern Russian game would just be an extraction shooter where you start out with a partially rotten AK and sometimes a backpack. You need to extract with a washing machine for maximum rewards.
>>61970083
>>61970546>Escape from Ukraine
>>61969957fippybippyAlso, kinda unrelated but does anyone have the pic of that list of R*ssian generals (both active and retired) and such who died of "unnatural" deaths prior to the invasion? I remember there being dozens and dozens of them.
>>61970649Instead of a death field, there's just bubbles of drone activity that pass through the area and if you're in one, they start dropping grenades and mortars on you. Over time, more and more show up and they get bigger.
>>61969954As a long time bike rider, the one thing I would absolutely not want to have is A GIANT FUCKING CRATE AGAINST THE FRONT WHEEL on the side of my bike. Have fun trying to turn right, or steering at all. I guess if you go slowly enough, get a LOT of practice and only use it on flat smooth pavement. On the plus side, when you break your leg, you can just hop into the attached casualty collector.
>>61970077I think they're awesome as wellNot gunna lie, I could shoot a lot of Russians for one of those and not even feel bad about it
>>61970947>instead of a scav queue you get a fpv queuefund it
>>61969954Not going to lie, I do want. But then again, I'm not going to ride it in a war zone. >>61969957Lmao
>>61971382seriously, I've never ridden a motercycle and even my retarded ass can see how stupid that is. That's so close I feel like you could actually catch the front tire on the edge of the box
>>61969954fuck off there's no way those AREN'T ww2 era indians or harleys or whatever
>>61969957>hi speed coffin transport>cope coffinscame here to post something like that
>>61971406you seem moderate enough to hang outwelcome
>>61971903combat coffins
>>61969954Feels like something Captain America would commandeer.
>>61971488not to mention you can see the ural/dnepr boxer engines there
>>61969960Just the colors?
>>61970306>Russians took the BMW factory as reparations after war ended.They were making BMW-clones before the war even started.Germany supplied the Soviet union with technical data and blueprints for these things as part of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. The Soviets also covertly acquired newer and slightly more advanced BMW bikes (as well as a few Harley and Indian bikes) through commercial sources in Sweden, these bikes were then smuggled to the Soviet union for further study.
>>61969954It's better than leaving the injured to fester with the dead in the trenches. Probably the best form of medevac in Ukraine to be honest.
>Russian>CasevacNyet comrade is armored assault bike :^)Driver swerve to of avoid fire, passenger is prone for maximum accuracy of fire while moving, crests will flee in terror on sighting mighty Russian bike tanks
>>61971955ural/dneprsec 08:00Flathead engine - K-750 !!!
>>61969957wonder if they're zinc lined...
>>61971955>>61969954>when your grandpa 80yrs ago had a better looking army bike than youRusski mir is something else ngl fr fr no cap.
>>61972093Ukros have a UH-60 ambulance service
>>61969954Reeks of late war desperation.
>>61969954they can get to Kiev even faster now and with a smaller ecological footprint. whats not to like?
>>61969954I think ATV's might be better but I guess it's fine
How long until we have footage of these things getting obliterated on the front lines?
>>61969954>for logisticsSo how long until they're used for frontal assaults?
>>61970294Interesting, I didn't know that. Temple of doom was rad. The part where the lady is covered in bugs freaked me out when I was a kid. I must have watched The Last Crusade 50 times. >>61970306Cool to see them around still.
>>61972435Two weeks
>>61969954Why motorcycles?
>unironically empying musseumsMaus bros, our turn?
>>61972544hnnnnnnngggggg
>>61969972>all of them have different saddle or none at allThat's pretty telling.They've lot ready access to saddles.Either the vinyl or stuffing or something is no longer available. I'd guess the factories that made saddles or the vinyl for them were in Ukraine or another soviet country and were purchased before the war and now sanctions prevent it.I think it's the factory because a factory could substitute leather, canvas or other materials for the vinyl but nobody's done that in this case.
>>61972434>How long until we have footage of these things getting obliterated on the front lines?There was a week of dirt bike FPV/nade clips already, these won't take long.
>>61969972why would they even need saddles, they're going to be blown up like 2 minutes into their journey anyway
>>61972534>Why motorcycles?They have their reasons
>>61972544I think we've already seen the turtle-tonk as being the latest in the line of wuderwaffles to win the war in Ukraine, after the hype sanics vengeance weapons got shot down by some old-ass patriot missiles, the S500 might be broken and the SU-57 soopersneaky got blown up after being seen.They're going to have to come up with somethingWhile we think about it, send in the next vatnik meat wave, there's still some parts of Vovchansk not covered in dead Russians
>>61970243>nuuuuh don't make fun of the national socialist germanyfaggot.
>>61969954>day 857 of 3 day special military disaster>break out ancient WW2 era bikes
>>61969954>CASEVAC>A fucking motorcycle with sidecarmy sides are in fucking orbit
>>61972328I think they're actually the same bikes lmao
>>61969954>DneprsJesus fucking Christ lmaoThen again it's probably an upgrade from chink golf carts.>captcha: PGM VWWhat did they mean by this...
>>61970243>Sucks being an adult and realizing it is just Germany bad propaganda.Both the Soviets and the Nazis were gay and retarded and so is today's gay race communism, all of these things can be true at once and none of these ideologies are redeemed by the others being bad, my terminally direction-brained friend.
>>61972957based imdependent thinker
>>61972957>anon says a movie is Germany Bad propaganda>mentions no other states or ideologies>you, of your own volition, bring up the soviets and "today's gay race communism" to contrast it with Nazi Germany>that makes the other guy direction-brainedmhm
>>61971903You can't just add cope to everything.
>>61972973It is cope, though. Perchance.
>>61972972>"Germany bad propaganda" doesn't imply either of these two things 99% of the timeBased IQ 90 poster.
>>61972987If you say "Germany bad propaganda", you must be one of those evil people belonging to the other campTerminally direction-brained indeed
>>61971955
Indiana Jones depicts Nazis as highly intelligent, well organized and objective oriented.They seek to gain the Holy Grail so that they may obtain infinite knowledge and control the world.I don't know what about any of that is propaganda, untrue or even mean-spirited. It's pretty much as accurate a depiction you can have in a fantasy adventure movie.
>>61972987see >>6197299190 IQ was being a bit too generous, wouldn't you agree?
>>61972972You're retarded, nazi germany and soviet russia were both peers in being ridiculously sterotypical villains in real life at the same time.Even teaming up before their inevetiable betrayal of each other.
>>61972991Damn, you really felt called out, huh?
>>61972996NO A JEW MADE IT YOU HAVE TO GET ANGRY LIKE ME OH GOD IM SO LONERRRRRRRRRY
>>61969954Unless those side cars weigh less than 70 kgs that will destroy those bikes with a load of passenger over 100.You can't have a side car on those bikes over 170 kgs really or it will destroy themMaybe they are hauling amputees?
>>61973006And where does today's gay race communism fit into these peer stereotypical villains?>>61972998>too butthurt to even get the quotes the right way aroundkekSorry that I so easily destroyed your point, friend. It's just too funny that some retards go around shouting LE DIRECTION BRAIN when they're doing the exact same thing
>>61973008Someone who bitches about nazis being the bad guys in a decades old movie is pretty thin-skinned to begin with.They are one of the classic goto villains of pulp media.
>>61972957>all this text crying that someone called Indiana Jones propagandaDamn, you really felt called out, huh?
>>61972996>>61973009>>61973020One of the failures of modern media, especially cinema, is the lack of a Formidable VillainThe reason why the Nazis were such good villains is that they're bad ass. They look sick, they talk in comically evil accents, they have a rigid social structure and are overall highly competent.Making your villains bumbling buffoons does nothing to help your story; they need to be DANGEROUS
>>61973029Meh at this point we can just make the Ruskies the go-to villain again. We don't need to pretend they're real humans anymore
>>61973029Villains can be both bumbling and dangerous, that is true of people even in real life. Stop being such a baby.
>>61973033>Things being true in real life makes them good for cinema>Pejorative language for literally no reasonI'm sorry, why are you getting emotional about this?
>>61973037Yeah, this is you being a baby because your feelings are hurt, like when people don't rub themselves raw to nazi germany enough for your liking.
This is just a /pol/ faggot trying to deflect from the topic because it paints Russia in a bad light during the current conflict again ain't it.
>>61973018NTA but you are seething /pol/fag lol go outside chuddy McChuderton
>>61973030yeah but>competentIt'd be loke the Red Dawn remake where North Korea conquers the US
>>61973037>I'm sorry, why are you getting emotional about this?>says the thread derailerWhy are they like this?
>>61973042What?
>>61973065The THREAD derailer? I'm >>61972996 and >>61973029The thread was thoroughly derailed long before I got here.
>>61973065Yeah the guy seething that someone called out Indiana Jones propaganda really is getting emotional, that's why he derailed in the first place
>>61972994
>>61973082Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heatersTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water metersWalkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tiresBB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiersPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shuttersPaint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic guttersKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cablesHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladlesPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubricationMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulationAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectorsTire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectorsTrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisersTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and EnergizersSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makersCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
>>61973030A comically evil and moronic villain does not make for a compelling story, unless we're making cartoons to teach pre-school children about good/bad and morality in simple and funny terms.
>>61973121>anon finally realizes that all the cold war movies also made russians look more competent than real life
>>61973016Dude look at them. No way that flimsy side car weighs anywhere near 70kg. Similarly your average Russian soldiers doesn’t weigh even close to 100kg.
>>61973128So they're riding into battle with absolutely no gear whatsoever?
>>61973133I mean . .
>>61973124If anyone depicted the Soviets in a way that would reflect reality, everyone would call it biased, unrealistic jingoist propaganda.People weren't ready.
>>61973155I still think the US spooks knew the true state of the Russian army, that's why they started hyping China as the big enemy instead
>>61969954That's kinda sad, seeing those veteran bikes thrown away like that.
>>61973124Quoting the wrong post? Anyhow, I'm a finn. We've always known our eastern neighbor without conflating entertainment and reality.I've been greatly enjoying how this war exposed the reality to the global general public, but sadly many will immediately forget as soon as the war leaves the media cycle.
>>61969954This is the first time I can recall seeing Rusnigs use the red cross. DESU if I was in the Yooks' position, I'd shoot their ambulances, anyway.
>>61973204>I'd shoot their ambulances, anyway.CLICK HERE to learn how to lose the support of civilized nations with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK
>>61973220k
>>61970649>Escape from Kharkov
>>61973313kek
>>61972972 Saying "X bad" is overwhelmingly saying "you call my side bad".Nobody who is neutral about nazis calls out Wolfenstein etc. Which I assume you'd do too.You just want to larp as master race, despite most likely being first sent to the camps.
>>61973142>Russian Possibly MilbloggerWait, what?Is this just shit-posting or do you have a source?Imagine if Bravo company finished a patrol and reported in that Rolling Stone had taken some frag to the groin and Trombley had popped in the head.
>>61973535His different gear and lack of weapon & accessories made people suspect he was an embedded journalist.Do you have a better explanation?
>>61971382Stupid anon, you're not meant to turn any other way but forward towards the enemy.
>>61973313
>>61973671Goddamn. Life truly imitates art.
>>61973649>forward towards the enemyAhem.
>>61973551>His different gear and lack of weapon & accessories made people suspect he was an embedded journalist.There's all sorts of random gear around Russian lines, Ukrainian too for that matter.I don't think it means anything and his rifle might have been left in the BMP they abandoooooned
>>61973714His equipment doesn't have any mag pouches or anything else to suggest he's been armed at any point.
>>61969954Very good idea would be ideal for us militias during the upcoming cartel SMO invasion of the border. A drone carrier version of this would be cool.
>>61970392I thought it was funny Russia stole the Indian Armies t-72's and sent them to the front, and then later stole some dudes from india and press ganged them to the front... lmao.
>>61969954Think how endangered the buhanka must be in order for this to be a thing
>>61972889Ech sadly we may get there with trump back in the white house in November he's going to fuck over so many pepole ukies and eastern flank NATO allies first on foreign agenda
>>61969954Why does Russia have so many kinds of ancient vehicles stashed away?Or did they retool entire factories to start pumping out WWII bikes?
>>61974084They just have a lot of shit stoved away. Also a lot of stuff that looks ancient to us was still produced in the 70s.
>>61974097Butwhy.jpgIt's like they need all their clay just to store old junk because they certainly aren't using it for much else.
>>61969954I thought these side cars were alright at first until I realised these are just repurposed animal troughs. They'll be find for carrying random supplies, but I wouldn't want to ride in one over rough terrain.
>>61973761Well he carries no equipment at all, not even something a journalist could have, like personal effects, food and water.
>>61972889>MTG>Literal qanon fanYeah.
>>61971428I would happily buy an extraction shooter if it let me drone the sweatlords that make every extraction shooter insufferable after they push my shit in.
>>61974123>not even something a journalist could have, like personal effects, food and waterSoldier or not, anything he had was left in the blyat-barn when it was naded and immobilised (and destroyed shortly after).
>>61973499Kek, did a Jewish guy draw that comic to imply all critics of his tribe are losers? You never see these artists comparing themselves to successful anti-semites like Henry Ford.
>>61974097>Also a lot of stuff that looks ancient to us was still produced in the 70s.*Still produced today
>>61973706Maybe we could convince the passenger in the crate to use a claymore or a lance by telling them that it will efficiently and affordably defend the bike from FPV's, but in reality it's so we can all buy a claymore or a lance from a loot goblin for $50.
>>61974189>Garth Ennis>JewishFuckin retard.
>>61974189>DA JOOOOOOOSGo back to your containment board.
>>61970306>Chinese got the factory and make them as Chang Jiang'sglobalism is such a fucked thing
>>61972889these grifters manage to hold on despite all logic lauren boobfart stayed on by literally switching districts before the election, how is that even allowed?
>>61973050It's kind of weird they do it on the mild threads instead of the really embarrassing ones. They really seemed to hate when we talked about the current cholera outbreak they are suffering in Kherson because they don't know how to boil water.
>>61974275>lauren boobfart stayed on by literally switching districts before the election, how is that even allowed?It's fine in states but the real question is why did she win the district?What kind of idiots endorse her by voting for her in the primary and why didn't they have someone with a pulse to run against her and kick her ass down the road?
>>61973128>Similarly your average Russian soldiers doesn’t weigh even close to 100kgTactical advantage of cholera-induced weight loss before casevac?Russians think of everything.
>>61969957those are BMPs
>>61974358They may be deathtraps but they aren't literal dedicated cargo 200/300 carriers with an actual coffin on the side.
>>61974189
>>61974100You must understand the Soviets were preparing for WW3 as if it'll be WW2 with nukes. They stored everything and only gave away things or scrapped them if they were entirely useless like prop planes. When the USSR fell Russia inherited all that stuff and hasn't managed to sell it off or scrap it after three decades. Russia to this day still has storage facilities filled with thousands of WW2 era German guns. They melted some of them in to make the floor in the army's mega church but most of them remain in storage.
>>61971406Could probably @ some ukrainians on Twitter about buying a looted one.
>>61969954nobody tell them how much they could sell these for to hipsters on ebay
>>61974619Or just find one for sale in the US. They were cheap and fairly popular for a bit.
>>61974124MTG and AOC are literally the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever witnessed in government.
>>61974075>Trump is going to fuck over Ukies and NATO>I don't care that he gave weapons to the Ukrainians First>I don't care that he wanted NATO members to spend the agreed amount>VOTE BLUE!!!!!!Please kys vatnigger. >>61969954This is going to go poorly. But I cant wait to see a Motorcycle at 50+mph getting hit by a drone.
>>61971955>>61972071Ukrainians found up some old soviet tech again. photoshoped some letters on the back. k/ikes explode with faggot masturbation orgy.. meanwhile Russians report how they love E-bikes because they are quiet..
>>61969954i lost my shit when i saw the red cross, i pity the bastard who has to be evacuated on that shitit looks like crap, how come only the germans can make bikes look cool?
>>61974838Based Men of War enjoyer
>>61971382>Have fun trying to turn rightjust turn left and make 3/4 of a circle lmao
>>61974838>same bikes 3 hours later.. note heavy israeli accent and canadian t-shirts..
>>61970243you little anti-social nerds call everything you don't like propaganda. The Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark are such generic movie goons you could have made them an evil generic American corporation (in the 1930s lmao) or random mercs and nothing would have changed yet you think its some psy ops bullshit or whatever. Get a life.
>>61970392All-European Russian troops was silly even before 2022. Most of the swarthy and Asian people are from Russia itself, they're from all the Asian parts of Russia.
>>61969957>a coffin on wheelsCredit where credit's due: they've really streamlined the process.
>61976932no (you) for you retard-kun
>>61974851I do like MoW, but that pic is from Company of Heroes
>>61974619>>61974656I've got inlaws in Ukraine so I could ask if any turn up, the bikes never really showed up down here (Australia) so it'd be a cool collectableNext time we go over I'll hit up my wife's cousin to keep his eyes out for one, they are cool but I won't exactly be too devastated if there aren't any around.
>>61976932now post Russia'snow post Russia's without millions of churkas being imported
>>61969954>Russians>Casevacs
>>61970318>assaulting in mobile attack coffinmobik assault coffin
>>61972973You can't just say that.
>>61977222So that's where the MAC cannon comes from
>>61974829Absolutely seething.
>>61972704u r faggot
>>61977222>mobik assault coffin>>61977751>MAC cannonbiological shells are an unironic warcrime
>>61977222ault is necessary.
>>61969954Looks perfect for smashing your fucking fingers flat against the edge of the box if you have to turn right.
>>61969954If it works, it works. But those probably aren't gonna work very well, although it's still an improvement over what they have now.
>>61969954SOON
>>61974807when did he ever do that?He blackmailed the Ukies before the war even started and Major Traitor Greene has been calling them nazis and foreign adversaries since we've started supplying them
>>61979736I'm amazed MTG can ever remember how to breath.
>>61975417ngl that looks fun as fuck
>>61972544>unironically empying musseumsUrals are still being made.Up until the war started they were still available new in civilian versions, one of my friends used to have one and said he spent more time working on it to keep it running than he spent riding it.Meanwhile versions made in the 70s and 80s are still running fine, so somewhere along the way the Russians unlearned how to build 1930s motorcycle technology.
>>61981408they're all dead
>>61974370They ARE the coffin.
>>61974472that chudjak is WWWAAAYYYY too white to be a /pol/troon
>>61977212Casketevac
>>61973121A fucked up villain like that makes for a better protagonist than antagonist. See: The Sopranos.
>>61973499It's hilarious that the creator of this looks exactly like the guy on the right. Anyways, on topic, mobile suicide coffins was the logical next step for the Russian army.
>>61973916>saar we luv u rashia we wan cum in russia girl anything 4 u putine good morning
>>61973535It's a russian war correspondent.https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-journalist-ukraine-drone-attackt-tsitsagi/32995506.html
>>61970012>ktmaren't they all rebadged? or have they started releasing new ones?
>>61974701One is clearly an order of magnitude more stupid than the other
>>61973030But they're IRL cartoon characters. The biggest crime they've committed is exist.
>>61984699I don't know, they both appear equally batshit to me.
Where trucks?
>>61974316>What kind of idiotsnu-patriots
>>61969957FPBPWe ride or die baby!
>>61992487still one of the most KINO pieces of war footage from this conflict.some talented anon should make a documentary about all the notable russian military blunders of this war using attenborough's AI voice, like they did in "codex pajeet"https://odysee.com/Codex-Pajeet-II--India-is-the-worst-country-on-Earth-480p-hls:1
>>61974316>>61992459Literally 90% of congressional incumbents get re-relected. Ninety-fucking per-fucking-cent.This is because of gerrymandering. With gerrymandering you dilute one party's votes with another. So those districts are mixed, but the other districts are faaaaar to the right (or occasionally, left. it's like 60-40 right gerrymandering).So you end up with MTG and Lauren Dumbfuck because they represent districts that are so safe that if you win the primary you will win the general. Hell, many gerrymandered districts don't even run an opponent. It's not worth it to even file the paperwork to unseat the incumbent.So if you don't have to really compete in the general, you have NO incentive to tone it down in the primsry. The most radical, rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth candidate wins.Gerrymandering is destroying our country and making political deadlock inevitable. Having 90% of your representatives not having to compromise ever because they are in safe districts means they can do whatever they want. They just have to win the primary, so no compromising with the other party is necessary.
>>61992596And before anyone goes off hating on my "right gerrymandering slightly more" comment, recall that is the last decade a few super gerrymandered states like Maryland either got their maps struck down in court or voted to have non-partisan comissions determine congressional districts. Because liberals are cucks who hate winning.
>>61992459Someon should send those clowns to live in russia. The only thing more retarded than russian military is american politics.
